Mr. Wonderful's Wares

Mr. Wonderful's Wares

  • Mind-Numbing Wine: A bottle of delicious wine that only takes one glass to get the user buzzed. Any more risks becoming terribly drunk. Tastes like blueberries and delicious. (12 drinks.)
  • Invisibliest Ink: An ink well that is filled with clear liquid. Things written with the ink can only be viewed by those who wrote it. (8 uses.)
  • Napping Glasses: A pair of glasses what, when put on, gives the illusion that the person wearing them is awake.
  • Accented: A bottle of pills. Each pill has a random accent in it. Consuming the pill gives the user a random accent for one hour. (24 pills.)
  • Super Spice: A container of glitter looking spices that makes anything it is sprinkled on taste delicious, edible or not.
  • Subpar Spice: Looks and works the same as Super Spice, but makes things taste terrible.
  • Anti-Grav Spoon: A spoon that, when used to scoop food stuff or liquid, temporarily negates gravity of that spoon full of foodstuff or liquid.
  • Sleeperhold: A pillow that instantly puts to sleep whoever lays on it, as long as they want to sleep.
  • Time Traveling Phone: A phone that, when used, will tell a random fact about the future (our modern day). Can be used every 12 hours by each person. Facts are often useless.
  • The Okay Record: A record that plays non offensive and non distracting music. Impossible to hate, but not all that thrilling.
  • Interdimensional Cable Box: An inter dimensional Cable box that slightly alters regular channels. For instance, the news might be hosted by an otter, or a crime drama might be about a very wet man.
  • Yoyo of Perfection: You can do any trick you can think of with this yoyo. It's never of particular high velocity and alterations to the yoyo makes it stop working.
  • Infinitely Clicking Pen: A pen that never runs out of ink but, once it reaches the last word of what is being written, must be clicked d100 times in order to get it working again.
  • A never-ending roll of toilet paper: A never-ending roll of toilet paper
  • Background Songster: A record that, when active, plays ambient music appropriate to the scene."

Any text that is crossed out is there for OOC purposes and would not be information Mr. Wonderful gives to the characters.

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