The Dark Harvest

[23:13:19] <gumbal1> Danielle enters the motor pool.
[23:13:20] <Sypher> Johnathan enters the motorpool
[23:13:31] * ZombieRaptor has quit (Client exited)
[23:13:37] <Sypher> He coughs
[23:14:12] <Wogglebug> Abe shows up.
[23:14:16] <Wogglebug> /Eventually/
[23:14:19] <Nemi> Reggie sits next to Abe.
[23:14:28] <ihp> Jacob enters the motor pool, grumbling to himself. "I was in the middle of research… gimme a break."
[23:15:09] * ZombieRaptor has joined #homeimprovement
[23:15:37] <Wogglebug> Jack is there!
[23:15:38] <Sirgoldfish> A refreshingly excited man in a blue suit is in the motor pool
[23:15:39] <Wogglebug> Right, Jack!
[23:15:47] <Sirgoldfish> "Is this everyone?"
[23:16:02] <Nemi> Reggie is a huge, fluffy grey cat with blue eyes and a white belly. He has huge paws and tufted ears that suggest at some sort of distant lynx ancestry, but his tail is far too large and fluffy for that.
[23:16:05] <ZombieRaptor> Jack arrives, a black backpack on his back.
[23:16:06] <gumbal1> "Appears so."
[23:16:24] <ZombieRaptor> "Sorry mates! Had to grab my pack."
[23:16:38] <Sypher> Johnathan smirks
[23:16:46] <Sypher> He looks at the excited man
[23:16:47] <Sirgoldfish> "Okay, great! Who had the vision?" This man's happiness may annoy some of you.
[23:16:52] <gumbal1> Danielle looks at Reggie and frowns. "I wasn't aware we brought pets on containment runs."
[23:17:09] <ZombieRaptor> "It's a big cat."
[23:17:17] <ZombieRaptor> Jack peers over to Reggie.
[23:17:20] <Nemi> Reggie looks at Danielle, with the inexplicable awareness that all cats have when someone speaks about them. He says, "Mowr."
[23:17:28] <gumbal1> "That would be me. There was a room lined with body parts, and some scientist looking person walked by. That's it."
[23:17:33] <Wogglebug> "He killed 22 goblins a week ago, if that's worth anything."
[23:17:47] <Sypher> Johnathan blinks at that statement
[23:17:47] <Wogglebug> Abe pats Reggie.
[23:17:56] <Sypher> They must have been small goblins
[23:18:07] <Sirgoldfish> "Hmm, any names, Agent?"
[23:18:10] <Sirgoldfish> "Or words."
[23:18:26] <gumbal1> "Oxwell. Know what it means?"
[23:18:34] <ZombieRaptor> "Did he stretch properly beforehand? Goblin killing is a hard workout mate."
[23:18:42] <ihp> Jacob's stomach grumbles at the mention of 'body parts'. He sincerely hopes he isn't a cannibal now.
[23:19:04] <Wogglebug> 4dff+3 Academics to know of Oxwell
[23:19:08] <Wogglebug> 4df+3
[23:19:09] <Glacon> Wogglebug: 5 (4df+3=3+, 3+, 0, 0)
[23:19:27] <Sirgoldfish> "That shortens things significantly! There has been a slew of odd events that happened there!"
[23:19:46] <Sirgoldfish> Abe knows that the college has had a troubled past.
[23:19:52] <Sypher> 4df+4 Johnathan catches on a little slow
[23:19:54] <Glacon> Sypher: Johnathan catches on a little slow: 1 (4df+4=4-, 0, 4-, 4-)
[23:20:04] <Sypher> Aaaand misses it completely
[23:20:23] <Sirgoldfish> Bankruptcy, and a good few run ins with the occult
[23:20:36] <Nemi> Reggie sits next to Abe and rumbles, purring like an engine.
[23:20:52] <Sypher> He frowns, "Whats.. Oxweld?"
[23:21:07] <Wogglebug> "A school."
[23:21:12] <Sypher> He nods
[23:21:16] <gumbal1> Danielle tursn to Abe. "I never had a cat, myself. Are they all killing machines?"
[23:21:22] <Sirgoldfish> "Assuming you guys have no more questions will be sending you off! It is a college, Agent, if you were paying attention."
[23:21:29] <Wogglebug> He looks at her. "Mostly."
[23:21:30] <ihp> Jacob looks at Abe. "Are you sure you aren't thinking of Ox /ford/?"
[23:21:36] <gumbal1> "Wait, what haoppened at the college?"
[23:21:38] <Wogglebug> Abe shakes his head at Jacob,
[23:21:44] <Wogglebug> "S'like shitty Oxford."
[23:21:53] <ihp> "I've not heard of it before. That's probably why."
[23:22:02] <Wogglebug> Abe shrugs.
[23:22:07] <Sypher> Johnathan is nodding
[23:22:18] <Sypher> "What type of odd events?"
[23:22:38] <Wogglebug> "Probably ghosts."
[23:22:43] <Wogglebug> "Invisible men and such."
[23:22:49] <Wogglebug> "Defiling and stuff."
[23:22:52] <Sypher> "Hmmm."
[23:23:11] <Sirgoldfish> The man looks to Danielle. "You know the usual! Strange disappearances, people acting /off/, and a constant uninterpatble signal."
[23:23:17] <Sirgoldfish> And John
[23:23:19] <ihp> Jacob sighs. "So, we're going to a school of magic. "
[23:23:33] <Wogglebug> "Nah."
[23:23:42] <Sirgoldfish> (Does Jacob want to stick his wand into someone?)
[23:23:43] <Wogglebug> "Ain't no self respecting magical college has a name that short."
[23:23:43] <Sypher> "Shit… I hope I have enough prayers."
[23:23:47] <gumbal1> ~There typically isn't a usual~
[23:23:52] <ihp> …
[23:23:59] <Wogglebug> /What/
[23:24:06] <Sirgoldfish> "After it was bought off the college has been doing well."
[23:25:16] <Sirgoldfish> "Is that it?"
[23:25:26] <gumbal1> "I guess?"
[23:25:59] <Wogglebug> "Probably?"
[23:26:08] <Sirgoldfish> "Great!" The man sends you off into a rather small bus.
[23:26:12] <Nemi> Reggie looks up at Abe and goes 'mowr.'
[23:26:19] <Sypher> Johnathan goes to the rather small bus
[23:26:22] <Wogglebug> Abe patpats
[23:26:23] <gumbal1> Danielle gets on the bus.
[23:26:30] <Sirgoldfish> You all think that man is terrible, and you want to hurt him.
[23:26:39] <gumbal1> Danielle does not think this.
[23:26:45] <Sypher> ~What an ass~
[23:27:02] <ZombieRaptor> Jack sits towards the middle of the bus.
[23:27:14] <ihp> Jacob gets into the bus. "So, where is this place? Britain?"
[23:27:23] <Sirgoldfish> Assuming, that is everyone, the bus is off!
[23:27:30] <Wogglebug> Abe doesn't think he's that bad.
[23:27:32] <Wogglebug> Seems alright.
[23:27:38] <gumbal1> "We're ina bus instead of the usual jeep. I doubt they're going too far."
[23:28:00] <Nemi> Reggie mowrs and the rumbling sound he makes rivals that of the bus's engine.
[23:28:02] <Wogglebug> Abe sits near Jacob.
[23:28:11] <Wogglebug> "So. Heard you're a lycanthrope."
[23:28:22] <ihp> Jacob sighs, and looks at Abraham. "I am. Is that going to be a problem?"
[23:28:25] <Sirgoldfish> The ride starts off smoothly, but gets rather patchy when they hit an oddly wooded area.
[23:28:27] <Wogglebug> "Nah."
[23:28:38] <Wogglebug> "A tip, though."
[23:28:43] <Sypher> Johnathan looks outside
[23:28:46] <ihp> He smiles, tilting his head. "Yes?"
[23:29:05] <Sypher> Is it a weird area becuase it is covered in foliage?
[23:29:05] <Wogglebug> "If you ever feel an unquenchable blood lust towards the team, just remember what happened to that other guy."
[23:29:10] <Sypher> Or is it just weird
[23:29:14] <ihp> "…other guy?"
[23:29:17] <Wogglebug> "With the fence."
[23:29:22] <ihp> "You mean- oh. Oh."
[23:29:30] <Wogglebug> Abe makes a skewering motion.
[23:29:31] <Sirgoldfish> Jonathan notices that the any building in site looks rather poor, and not well kept.
[23:29:43] <ZombieRaptor> Oh, they're already there?
[23:29:45] <ihp> Jacob nods. "I've kept it under control. But come the full moon…" He wiggles nervously. "I'm… nervous about that, honestly. Could a containment cell hold me?"
[23:29:54] <Wogglebug> "Depends."
[23:29:55] * ProcyonLotor is now known as ProcyonDinner
[23:29:55] <Sypher> ~Carp, we're going to a shit part of the hood.~
[23:29:56] <Wogglebug> "On the subtype."
[23:29:59] <Wogglebug> "Possibly not."
[23:30:03] <Sirgoldfish> Not yet, Jack
[23:30:36] <Nemi> Reggie mowrs at Jacob. It's not a threat, but a promise.
[23:30:46] <ihp> Jacob frowns. "I think I'm a..vârcolac?" He horribly butchers the pronunciation as he looks out the window.
[23:30:47] <Sypher> Johnathan looks back to the rest of the group, "Anyone have a cig?"
[23:30:54] <Wogglebug> Abe shrugs.
[23:30:58] <Wogglebug> "I'm no expert."
[23:31:05] <ihp> Jacob sighs. "Know anyone who is?"
[23:31:08] <gumbal1> "I don't smoke."
[23:31:11] <Wogglebug> "I just know the difference based on how they look."
[23:31:13] <Wogglebug> "Hmm."
[23:31:25] <ZombieRaptor> "Probably shouldn't smoke at this point mate.. Not before a containment run."
[23:31:27] <Wogglebug> "I'd have to look it up. I think there's some guys up in Canada who are decent."
[23:31:30] <Sypher> Johnathan frowns faintly
[23:31:33] <Sypher> "Oh well
[23:31:35] <Sypher> *"
[23:31:39] <Nemi> Could ask the man himself, assuming cel Rau was delivered on as promised.
[23:31:44] <Wogglebug> e was.
[23:31:53] <Sirgoldfish> The bus arrives, after many long hours. You all see a massive ornate academic building looking building. Which is in stark contrast to the rest of the wooded area.
[23:32:01] <Wogglebug> He's currently hunting big game in the wild greyish yonder.
[23:32:20] <ihp> Jacob frowns, looking out the window. "…I wonder. Dogs have a good sense of smell, yes?"
[23:32:23] <Sirgoldfish> Like some one mashed together a small hogwarts, and oxford.
[23:32:24] <Sypher> Johnathan yawns
[23:32:24] <Wogglebug> "Yes."
[23:32:34] <ihp> "I wonder if that affects me when I'm a human."
[23:32:36] <Sypher> "Place looks like a fucking dump."
[23:32:39] <gumbal1> Danielle blinks at the structure. "I can see what they put money into."
[23:32:44] <ZombieRaptor> "Huh… Nice place."
[23:32:56] <Sirgoldfish> The bus parks in front of the college.
[23:33:05] <gumbal1> Danielle gets out of the bus.
[23:33:11] <Sypher> Johnathan looks at the architecture, "This place is really damn tacky."
[23:33:17] <Sypher> He steps out
[23:33:25] <ZombieRaptor> Jack strolls out. "Keep it to yerself pal."
[23:33:25] <ihp> Jacob sighs, and makes his way to the front of the bus, climbing out. "It's no MIT, that's for sure."
[23:33:27] <Wogglebug> "Possible."
[23:33:37] <Wogglebug> "I think it progresses, sort of."
[23:33:41] <Wogglebug> "Approaches a mix."
[23:33:52] <ihp> Jacob looks at Abraham. "Wonderful. So, I'll be growing hair in strange places?"
[23:34:01] <Wogglebug> "Might do."
[23:34:05] <Sypher> Johnathan stretches, "So… Who should we be talking to here?"
[23:34:10] <Wogglebug> "Can't imagine where would be strange."
[23:34:11] <Sirgoldfish> The gate to the college is ajar waiting for you to open it.
[23:34:21] <ihp> "My tail bone, for one thing."
[23:34:36] <Sypher> Johnathan aproaches the gate
[23:34:40] <Wogglebug> "Maybe you should just go through puberty, or something."
[23:34:51] <Wogglebug> "I hear teen werewolfs have all the luck."
[23:35:07] <gumbal1> Danielle goes up to the gate.
[23:35:13] <Wogglebug> Abe takes up the rear, with Jacob.
[23:35:16] <Sypher> He opens it
[23:35:17] <ihp> Jacob sighs looking at the gate to the college. He has a briefcase in his hand, filled with all sorts of things meant for killing fae, but they should do well against normal threats, too.
[23:35:30] <Wogglebug> Well-ish
[23:35:48] <Sirgoldfish> Several students line the outside of the college. mostly talking about trite teenage things….
[23:35:52] <Sirgoldfish> Everyone precp
[23:35:56] <ZombieRaptor> Jack hangs back, things tends to do well when your medic isn't shot taking point.
[23:35:58] <Sypher> 4df+2 shite
[23:35:58] <Sirgoldfish> Dc of 5
[23:35:59] <Glacon> Sypher: shite: 1 (4df+2=3+, 0, 4-, 4-)
[23:36:01] <gumbal1> 4df+4 wha
[23:36:02] <Wogglebug> 4df+4 butwhayyyy
[23:36:02] <Glacon> gumbal1: wha: 6 (4df+4=3+, 3+, 4-, 3+)
[23:36:02] <Glacon> Wogglebug: butwhayyyy: 3 (4df+4=4-, 0, 3+, 4-)
[23:36:05] <ZombieRaptor> 4df+10 -5 if it's not visual
[23:36:06] <Glacon> ZombieRaptor: -5 if it's not visual: 10 (4df+10=0, 3+, 4-, 0)
[23:37:02] <ihp> 4df+4
[23:37:06] <Sypher> Johnathan doesn't really notice anything, all he see's is a cool looking lawn chair
[23:37:07] <ihp> …
[23:37:09] <ihp> god damn it Glacon.
[23:37:11] <ihp> 4df+4
[23:37:11] <Glacon> ihp: 5 (4df+4=0, 4-, 3+, 3+)
[23:37:29] <Sirgoldfish> Pause
[23:37:30] <Sypher> ~Check out that LAWN CHAIR!~
[23:37:38] <ZombieRaptor> (paws)
[23:39:15] <Sirgoldfish> Everyone seems very nervous, and /itchy/ almost as if they know something. In fact many students give you a nervous laugh. Danielle hears several students mentioning something about a "basement" and something about. "I hope I'll be the next."
[23:39:20] <Sirgoldfish> Unpause
[23:39:46] <gumbal1> "Guys. Basement, now."
[23:39:46] <Wogglebug> Abe skulks around, looking official.
[23:40:00] <ihp> Jacob looks around and sighs. "Shouldn't we investigate further first, Miss Levine?"
[23:40:07] <ZombieRaptor> Jack looks like a normal student possibly with his backpack.
[23:40:12] <ihp> "Perhaps find the cafe facilities, at least? Bad things happen when I get hungry…"
[23:40:12] <Wogglebug> Abe searches for an authority figure.
[23:40:33] <gumbal1> "Fine, but they're so twitchy I doubt we'll get something before they piss themselves and run."
[23:40:46] <Sypher> Johnathan is thinking about if this place has a library
[23:40:47] <Sirgoldfish> A wide looking man in a suit approaches the team!
[23:40:51] <Sypher> he likes librarys
[23:41:00] <Wogglebug> Abe waves to greet him.
[23:41:01] <Sirgoldfish> "What is your business in our fine college?"
[23:41:09] <Wogglebug> "Hello!"
[23:41:14] <gumbal1> Can Danielle roll bluff?
[23:41:15] <Wogglebug> Abe signals for everyone to shush.
[23:41:20] <Nemi> Reggie sleeps on the bus because he doesn't give no shits.
[23:41:25] <ihp> Jacob looks at the man, and decides to let Abe handle it, poking around the grounds for himself.
[23:41:48] <Sypher> Johnathan smiles vaguely.
[23:41:51] <Wogglebug> "We're here with the county inspector's office. Here to take a look at the plumbing issue you've been having. I think we sent the appointment notice last week?"
[23:41:51] <Sirgoldfish> She can!
[23:42:02] <Wogglebug> "Something like that. You know how it goes."
[23:42:12] <Sirgoldfish> Bluff, Abe
[23:42:21] <gumbal1> It's too far down the rabbit hole now. She lets Abe hadnle it.
[23:42:39] <Wogglebug> 4df+6 (impersonation)
[23:42:40] <Glacon> Wogglebug: (impersonation): 5 (4df+6=3+, 4-, 4-, 0)
[23:43:03] <ihp> Jacob looks at Danielle. "So. Who feels like dinner?" He heads to the building proper, looking for dining facilities.
[23:43:09] <Sypher> Johnathan stands up taller, to give the impression of a working man
[23:43:16] <Sypher> He then follows Jacob
[23:43:22] <ZombieRaptor> Jack hangs back.
[23:43:35] <gumbal1> Danielle stays where she is.
[23:43:40] <Sirgoldfish> He gives you an odd look. "You all seem like respectable, gents! Please talk to the principle if you must!"
[23:43:53] <ihp> Jacob, at the door, decides to try something. He sniffs at the air for anything that resembles meat or blood.
[23:43:58] <gumbal1> "Where's the principal?"
[23:44:02] <Wogglebug> Abe smiles, and nods. "We'll let him know if we need anything. You have a good day."
[23:44:05] <Sypher> Johnathan shakes his head, then decides that Jacob is being silly, stays with the group
[23:44:12] <Wogglebug> He walks towards the main building, briskly.
[23:44:30] <ihp> 4df+7 tagging perception, Lycanthrope because focused smelling!
[23:44:31] <Glacon> ihp: tagging perception, Lycanthrope because focused smelling!: 7 (4df+7=3+, 0, 4-, 0)
[23:44:35] <ZombieRaptor> Jack follows them at a short distance, but still hanging back a bit.
[23:45:20] <Sirgoldfish> Jacob, is that manure you smell? It smells distinctly human coming from the back of the school.
[23:45:38] <Sirgoldfish> Like just a massive amount!
[23:45:45] * Wogglebug is now known as Wogglebugout
[23:45:53] <Wogglebugout> Abe does sneaky recon, the team can't find him.
[23:46:09] <ihp> Jacob frowns, and heads back out of the building, following his nose towards the back.
[23:46:11] <gumbal1> Danielle just sighs, and goes to look for the basement.
[23:46:32] <Sypher> Johanthan decides that Danielle must be on to something, goes with her
[23:46:34] <Sirgoldfish> The man gives you all direction to, but not limited to, the cafe, the principe's office, and the library which has a host of records.
[23:46:51] <Sypher> Johnathan stops, then heads to the library
[23:46:53] <Sypher> Fuck those guys
[23:46:56] <ZombieRaptor> Jack goes with Dan, the guy's gotta have some backup.
[23:46:59] <ZombieRaptor> Not Dan
[23:47:00] <Sypher> /books!/
[23:47:02] <ZombieRaptor> Jake
[23:47:22] <Sirgoldfish> pause real quick! life stuff and descriptions!
[23:47:22] <gumbal1> Danielle follows Jacob in the vain hope that he sensed the basement.
[23:47:31] <gumbal1> redact
[23:47:50] <gumbal1> unredact
[23:49:19] * ProcyonDinner is now known as ProcyonLotor
[23:49:25] <Sirgoldfish> Jacob, the area is distinctly not guarded. The place is brimming we flora. That is because it seems like the back area has several odd looking pipes spewing forth feces every 10 minutes.
[23:49:35] <Sirgoldfish> Unpause
[23:49:45] <gumbal1> "Urgh, American sewage systems."
[23:49:56] <Sypher> Johnathan enters the library, looking really happy
[23:50:05] <Sirgoldfish> This is distinctly not normal.
[23:50:12] <ihp> Jacob frowns at this, covering his nose. "…this place is well-kept. That pipe…" He frowns. "That's human, all right. And… I've lost my appetite."
[23:50:14] <Sirgoldfish> A lady greets John!
[23:50:28] <Sypher> Johnathan nods to the woman
[23:50:30] <Sirgoldfish> "What are you doing here?"
[23:50:34] <Sirgoldfish> Precp John
[23:50:43] <Sypher> 4df+2 aaaaah!
[23:50:44] <Glacon> Sypher: aaaaah!: 3 (4df+2=3+, 0, 3+, 4-)
[23:50:58] <gumbal1> Danielle covers her nose, and looks around the feces for anyhting of interest.
[23:51:02] <Sirgoldfish> Jacob can examine the pipes via engineering if he wants.
[23:51:06] <ihp> "What are you doing!?"
[23:51:10] <ihp> 4df+5 engineering!
[23:51:10] <Glacon> ihp: engineering!: 6 (4df+5=0, 0, 0, 3+)
[23:51:37] <Sirgoldfish> The woman looks normal John!
[23:52:15] * Wogglebugout is now known as Wogglebug
[23:52:18] <Sypher> Johnathan nods, "I was intrested if you have any texts on ancient religous rituals, particulary the ones from Babylon"
[23:52:37] <ihp> Jacob just stares at Danielle in disgust.
[23:52:37] * Sypher has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
[23:52:52] <gumbal1> Danielle does not touch the feces, merely looks around the area.
[23:53:09] <Sirgoldfish> The pipes have no sort of plumbing what so ever! With very close examination, you notice that the inside has a thin film of..
[23:53:10] * Sypher has joined #homeimprovement
[23:53:11] <Sirgoldfish> Flesh.
[23:53:23] <Sirgoldfish> Or maybe that is just a fungus, who knows!
[23:53:25] <Wogglebug> Abe tries to get himself unstuck from a closet.
[23:53:29] <Sypher> Johnathan blinks, he had spaced out for a second, what just happened?
[23:53:33] <ihp> Jacob stares. "…Miss Levine. There's…something in this pipe."
[23:53:50] <Sirgoldfish> Nothing much the lady is waiting for John.
[23:53:51] <ihp> 4df+5 Science to identify!
[23:53:52] <ZombieRaptor> Jack just hangs behind them, whistling.
[23:53:53] <Glacon> ihp: Science to identify!: 4 (4df+5=4-, 3+, 0, 4-)
[23:54:01] <gumbal1> "What?"
[23:54:15] <gumbal1> She stops her examination of the area.
[23:54:25] <Sirgoldfish> There is a significant chance that that is human flesh, Jacob.
[23:54:36] <Wogglebug> Abe manages to unlock himself, and goes to join the group.
[23:54:41] <Sypher> Johnathan nods, and then enters the main library, uncertain as to what happened
[23:54:54] <Sirgoldfish> The lady stops Jacob
[23:54:57] <ihp> Jacob stares. "I… I think it's human." He looks at Danielle. "We should find the others. Probably."
[23:55:00] <Sirgoldfish> "What are you doing!"
[23:55:03] <ihp> (What lady?)
[23:55:10] <Sypher> "I'm sorry, do I need to sign a form?"
[23:55:11] <Sirgoldfish> *John
[23:55:26] <gumbal1> "How do you know? Could have beena shaved animal."
[23:55:37] <Sypher> Sirgoldfish, I accidently quit out, what happened?
[23:55:44] <Wogglebug> Abe shows up next to Jacob.
[23:55:52] <Sirgoldfish> Does Abe join the people in the back of the college or the library.
[23:55:55] <Wogglebug> Sort of just pops up.
[23:56:02] <ihp> "I'm reasonably certain it's human." He looks at Abraham. "These pipes contain human flesh. We should probably find plans of this building."
[23:56:09] <Wogglebug> "Gross."
[23:56:19] <Sirgoldfish> Sypher, the lady has stopped you.
[23:56:19] <Wogglebug> Abe looks at the woman.
[23:56:24] <gumbal1> Danielle furrows her brow at Abe. "Wait, where'd you come form?"
[23:56:33] <Wogglebug> "Oh, nowhere."
[23:56:43] <ihp> (Um, wait, I thought that Abe was with Jacob. The lady is with John.)
[23:56:51] <Wogglebug> (Abe is with Jacob,)
[23:56:52] <Sypher> Johnathan frowns, "Do I need to sign something? Should I pay a fee?"
[23:56:53] <Sirgoldfish> No lady is not there with team Jacob.
[23:57:03] <Sypher> A lady is there with Johnathan

[23:59:11] <Sirgoldfish> The woman glares at John.
[23:59:23] <Sirgoldfish> "I just want to know what you're doing here!"
[23:59:59] <Sypher> Johnathan frowned, "I am intrested in studying your selection on ancient Religous rituals, prefferably in Babylon."

[00:00:12] <Sirgoldfish> The woman looks confused.
[00:00:18] <Sirgoldfish> "Okay…"
[00:00:22] <Sypher> Johnathan nods
[00:00:30] <Sirgoldfish> There is a section that says records, John
[00:01:03] <Sypher> Johnathan then remembers that he should pretend to be researching this place for his job, then heads over to the records area.
[00:01:22] <Sirgoldfish> Precp or academics!
[00:01:43] <Sypher> 4df+4 Johnathan can be smart, not perceptive!
[00:01:44] <Glacon> Sypher: Johnathan can be smart, not perceptive!: 6 (4df+4=0, 3+, 3+, 0)
[00:02:24] <Sirgoldfish> You find an article about the man who bought this place.
[00:02:51] <Sypher> Johnathan studys it. ~Hmmm, prehaps he did something with this place..~
[00:03:15] <Sirgoldfish> The man was a radical misanthropic futurist!
[00:04:16] <Sirgoldfish> According to this he had an almost fetish like appreciation for the brain.
[00:04:34] <Sypher> Johnathan hmms
[00:05:32] <Sypher> He studys the article further to find moar info
[00:06:40] <Sirgoldfish> You see several mentions about his ties to the occult, and something about a "F…." Agility!
[00:07:26] <Sypher> 4df+1 dah fuck?
[00:07:27] <Glacon> Sypher: dah fuck?: 2 (4df+1=4-, 3+, 3+, 0)
[00:07:48] <Sirgoldfish> A foul smelling rag is placed over your mouth!
[00:07:52] <Sirgoldfish> Mdef!
[00:08:05] <Sypher> 4df+6 FUCK YES!
[00:08:07] <Glacon> Sypher: FUCK YES!: 7 (4df+6=0, 4-, 3+, 3+)
[00:08:27] <Sirgoldfish> 4df+8
[00:08:28] <Glacon> Sirgoldfish: 7 (4df+8=4-, 3+, 0, 4-)
[00:08:37] <Sirgoldfish> You're knocked out!
[00:08:41] <Sypher> nuu
[00:08:59] <Sirgoldfish> The men place a rag over your eyes and carry you away.
[00:09:31] <Sypher> Johnathan learns that their were multiple people involved in this, and that they are dudes
[00:09:48] <Sirgoldfish> You hear something about a cult that is all.
[00:10:04] <Sypher> darn
[00:10:40] <Sirgoldfish> He'll be like this for a good 5 minutes. (I'll ping you when he is awake.)
[00:14:01] <ZombieRaptor> Jack walks into the library and looks around.
[00:14:15] <Sirgoldfish> Precp to find anything, off.
[00:14:17] <Sypher> Johnathan is knocked out somewhere…
[00:14:37] <ZombieRaptor> 4df+10 Jack looks around with his special eyes.
[00:14:37] <Glacon> ZombieRaptor: Jack looks around with his special eyes.: 12 (4df+10=3+, 0, 0, 3+)
[00:15:10] <Sirgoldfish> You find a distinct lack of John, and multiple ripped out papers from the archive.
[00:15:50] <ZombieRaptor> Jack frowns and looks for any kind of trail.
[00:16:35] <Sirgoldfish> precp again!
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[00:16:55] <ZombieRaptor> 4df+10 He searches
[00:16:56] <Glacon> ZombieRaptor: He searches: 11 (4df+10=0, 0, 3+, 0)
[00:17:44] <Sirgoldfish> It looks like there was a struggle!
[00:18:24] <ZombieRaptor> Jack frowns. "Bloody hell…" He looks for any clue of where he went… Perception?
[00:19:10] <Sirgoldfish> No need, it appears he was dragged into the prestigious halls.
[00:19:16] <Sirgoldfish> You find Jacob
[00:19:27] <Sirgoldfish> Goo back to Homeimprovement!
[00:20:11] <Sirgoldfish> Sypher!
[00:20:26] <Sypher> yus?
[00:20:39] <Sirgoldfish> John can't see anything. It feels like he is strapped into something.
[00:21:13] <Sypher> Johnathan trys opening his eyes, are his eyes open?
[00:21:29] <Sypher> He then remembers he has a blind fold on.
[00:21:30] <Sypher> Shit.
[00:22:40] <Sirgoldfish> The blinds are lifted, and he sees a tall thin man clad in black.
[00:22:53] <Sirgoldfish> "You'll make a fine edition."
[00:23:09] <Sypher> Johnathan frowns, then looks around, maybe he can yell for help?
[00:23:40] <Sirgoldfish> The room is dark and grey.
[00:23:52] <Sirgoldfish> You can /feel/ that you're underground.
[00:24:08] <Sypher> He frowns, ~Dammit.~
[00:24:20] <Sypher> "What do you mean, edittion?"
[00:24:30] <Sirgoldfish> The man blinks.
[00:24:48] <Sirgoldfish> There are multiple surgical tools around John
[00:24:48] <Sypher> Johnathan blinks back
[00:24:56] <Sypher> His eyes widen
[00:25:12] <Sirgoldfish> The man draws a orange circle around John's skull
[00:25:22] <Sirgoldfish> Roughly where the brain would be.
[00:25:42] <Sypher> Johnathan begins to shake back and forth in his chair
[00:26:00] <Sirgoldfish> "Very smart, and diligent."
[00:26:14] <Sirgoldfish> "Bit socially inept, but still."
[00:26:16] <Sypher> "Oh noe, I'm an idiot!"
[00:26:27] <Sypher> "I belive in a big invisible man in the sky!"
[00:26:44] <Sypher> "I have no perception about things!"
[00:27:00] <Sypher> He continues to shake in the chair
[00:27:55] <Sirgoldfish> The man places his finger on John's mouth
[00:28:04] <Sirgoldfish> "Shhh, no lying."
[00:28:21] <Sypher> Johnathan bites his hand
[00:28:53] <Sirgoldfish> The man recoils a bit.
[00:29:01] <Sirgoldfish> "Naughty…"
[00:29:15] <Sirgoldfish> He just kind of stares at John for a while.
[00:29:23] <Sypher> Johnathan begins rocking his entire weight back and forth
[00:30:43] <Sirgoldfish> Precp
[00:31:16] <Sypher> 4df+2 Oh Glacon save me
[00:31:17] <Glacon> Sypher: Oh Glacon save me: 1 (4df+2=0, 0, 0, 4-)
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[00:32:01] <Sirgoldfish> The man leaves after a teenager whispers into his ear.
[00:32:39] <Sypher> Johnathan calls out to the teenager, "Hey! Kid, you get me out of here, I have big contacts, they'll give you fucking fortunes!"
[00:33:40] <Sirgoldfish> The kids blinks, and leaves
[00:33:49] <Sypher> ~Dammit.~
[00:33:55] <Sirgoldfish> John feels like he can escape if he shakes hard enough.
[00:34:00] <Sypher> Johnathan continues to shake
[00:34:00] <Sirgoldfish> Roll strength!
[00:34:06] <Sypher> 4df+1
[00:34:07] <Glacon> Sypher: 3 (4df+1=3+, 3+, 4-, 3+)
[00:36:04] <Sirgoldfish> He shakes hard enough to…
[00:36:10] <Sirgoldfish> knock the chair to the floor.
[00:36:18] <Sypher> yay
[00:36:27] <Sirgoldfish> He lands into a puddle of blood.
[00:36:38] <Sypher> Johnathan thinks, he remembers having to tie ropes on the Kibbutz
[00:36:40] <Sirgoldfish> If he only does it a bit harder…
[00:36:51] <Sypher> He could probably unty himself..
[00:36:51] <Sirgoldfish> Roll strength!
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[00:36:58] <Sypher> 4df+1 AGAIN!
[00:36:59] <Glacon> Sypher: AGAIN!: 0 (4df+1=0, 4-, 0, 0)
[00:38:55] <Sirgoldfish> Try agility!
[00:39:05] <Sirgoldfish> (I rly want him to escape!)
[00:39:12] <Sypher> 4df+2 Could I try one of my specials instead?
[00:39:12] <Glacon> Sypher: Could I try one of my specials instead?: 6 (4df+2=3+, 3+, 3+, 3+)
[00:39:50] <Sirgoldfish> Jack escapes without a hitch!
[00:39:58] <Sypher> *John
[00:40:06] <Sirgoldfish> The door is unlocked
[00:40:16] <Sirgoldfish> Pause for awhile
[00:40:21] <Sypher> Johnathan pauses, grabbing a surgical knife thing
[00:41:12] <Sypher> Then sneaks out
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[00:45:40] <Sypher> Sirgoldfish, do I move into Homeimprovement….?
[00:46:30] <SirgoldGMs> Nope.
[00:46:40] <SirgoldGMs> Pause for description
[00:51:35] <Sypher> ?
[00:51:58] <SirgoldGMs> The room John, escapes to is made up of human flesh, you see multiple human organs can be seen fully functioning in a film of flesh!
[00:52:13] <SirgoldGMs> He sees the others coming from a trap door.
[00:52:21] <SirgoldGMs> Home improvement!
[00:52:23] <Sypher> Johnathan gags, and trys to find a way to get to them

[23:57:09] <Wogglebug> Ahh
[23:57:10] <ihp> "Abraham is a wizard. He probably teleported in."
[23:57:15] <Wogglebug> "Probably."
[23:57:20] <Wogglebug> "Who knoooooows."
[23:57:25] <Wogglebug> Abe pats Reggie.
[23:57:30] <Wogglebug> "Or maybe I just walked over."
[23:57:30] <Sirgoldfish> Library go to tooltime.
[23:57:37] <Wogglebug> "Hard to say."
[23:57:53] <ihp> Jacob sighs, standing back from the pipes and the marsh of shit. "Okay… wait." He looks around. "Where's Jack? He could probably identify it. He's a medic."
[23:57:57] <Wogglebug> "Anyway, Jacob, can you identify the scent? Track it to the inflow?"
[23:58:10] <ihp> Jacob frowns. "Maybe… possibly."
[23:58:21] <ZombieRaptor> Jack's about 30 or so feet away, looking, just standing around.
[23:58:25] <ihp> He looks at Danielle. "What did you see in your vision, other than 'Oxwell'?"
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[23:58:36] <gumbal1> "So, should we bug people for clues now, or just skip directly to storming the basement?"
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[23:58:43] <Wogglebug> Abe ponders.
[23:58:49] <Wogglebug> "Well."
[23:58:49] <gumbal1> "Flesh and organs. And a professor.
[23:58:51] <gumbal1> "
[23:58:56] <Sirgoldfish> Comp was being a butt.
[23:58:57] <Wogglebug> "We could clear out the kids first."
[23:59:00] <ihp> "Any other words?"
[23:59:01] <Wogglebug> "Might be a plus."
[23:59:06] <gumbal1> "No."
[23:59:20] <Wogglebug> "You guys want to go start a harmless trash fire?"
[23:59:32] <gumbal1> "…I'd rather just talk to them first."
[23:59:34] <Wogglebug> "Then again."
[23:59:42] <Wogglebug> "Place like this probably won't have modern systems."

[00:00:05] <Wogglebug> "Hmm."
[00:00:11] <Wogglebug> "We couldddddd."
[00:00:16] <ihp> Jacob looks between Abraham and Danielle. "We talk. Raise minimal suspicion. Abraham, you handle it."
[00:00:20] <ZombieRaptor> Jack wanders over.
[00:00:28] <Wogglebug> "I guessss."
[00:00:35] <ihp> Jacob looks at Jack. "Where have you been?"
[00:00:35] <Wogglebug> "Let's find the principal."
[00:00:41] <Wogglebug> Abe strutts off towards the offices.
[00:00:42] <gumbal1> "I have experience in this matter, too, you know."
[00:00:47] <ZombieRaptor> Jack's been in plain sight this entire time Jacob
[00:00:50] <ihp> "…wouldn't it be 'headmaster'? This is a college, after all."
[00:00:53] <gumbal1> She frowns.
[00:00:57] <ihp> "Or 'dean'?"
[00:00:58] <Wogglebug> Abe shrugs.
[00:00:58] <ZombieRaptor> "I've been standing there.." He points just a short ways away.
[00:01:05] <Wogglebug> He doesn't even have a high-school education.
[00:01:25] <gumbal1> "Jacob, I never went to college, so I don't know."
[00:01:33] <ihp> Jacob follows after Abraham. "I've never seen a college with a 'principal'. Maybe it's a college in a British sense?"
[00:01:42] <Wogglebug> "Might do, might do."
[00:01:45] <gumbal1> Danielle follows Abe.
[00:01:45] <Sirgoldfish> It is a university, Abe
[00:01:51] <Wogglebug> "Anyway, let's find 'im."
[00:02:12] <Wogglebug> Abe searches,
[00:02:14] <ihp> "If it's a university, it should be headmaster… I think. Or is that only in England?"
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[00:02:27] <Wogglebug> Abe shrugs.
[00:02:38] <Wogglebug> "You have to understand, Jacob."
[00:02:42] <gumbal1> "Semantics."
[00:02:44] <Wogglebug> "I don't have much in the way of an education."
[00:02:57] <Wogglebug> "Not in places where words like 'headmaster' mean anything."
[00:03:09] <Wogglebug> "Only authority figure I know of that matters is archchancellor."
[00:03:37] <ihp> "…who did you work for during the war? The Ministry of Magic?"
[00:03:45] <Wogglebug> "And that's because he'll drop a lightning storm on you if you cheat."
[00:03:53] <Wogglebug> "Nah. US Army."
[00:03:58] <Wogglebug> "And then, not the US Army."
[00:04:02] <Wogglebug> "You know how it is."
[00:04:22] <gumbal1> "You're odd."
[00:04:39] <Sirgoldfish> Precep everyone!
[00:04:41] <Wogglebug> Abe shrugs,
[00:04:50] <ihp> 4df+4
[00:04:51] <Wogglebug> "Hardly a nice thing to say, Ms…."
[00:04:51] <Glacon> ihp: 3 (4df+4=4-, 0, 3+, 4-)
[00:04:55] <Wogglebug> "What was it again?"
[00:04:57] <Wogglebug> 4df+4
[00:04:57] <Glacon> Wogglebug: 2 (4df+4=3+, 4-, 4-, 4-)
[00:05:02] <gumbal1> 4df+4 wha
[00:05:03] <Glacon> gumbal1: wha: 6 (4df+4=0, 3+, 0, 3+)
[00:05:13] <gumbal1> "Danielle Levine."
[00:05:21] <Wogglebug> "Right, right.'
[00:05:33] <Wogglebug> "Well, it's hardly kind to insult your coworkers, Ms. Levine."
[00:05:39] <gumbal1> "I thought you'd be the type to take it as a complement."
[00:05:46] <Sirgoldfish> Danielle, There is one student laughing at all of you. When he gets spotted he runs.
[00:05:48] <Wogglebug> Abe shrugs.
[00:05:55] <Wogglebug> "Doesn't mean it isn't meant as an insult."
[00:06:03] <Wogglebug> He doesn't seem to care much.
[00:06:13] <Wogglebug> Looks bored, mostly.
[00:06:17] <Wogglebug> Tired.
[00:06:21] <ihp> Jacob frowns at the laughing student. "Kids these days." He looks around for the principal's office.
[00:06:26] <gumbal1> Danielle frowns. "Catch him." She points to the running student.
[00:06:36] <ZombieRaptor> 4df+5 +5 if it's vision based
[00:06:36] <Glacon> ZombieRaptor: +5 if it's vision based: 4 (4df+5=0, 4-, 3+, 4-)
[00:06:40] <gumbal1> "Suspicious people are priority one."
[00:06:55] <Wogglebug> Abe moves, quckly.
[00:07:05] <Wogglebug> 4df+6 pursuit
[00:07:05] <Glacon> Wogglebug: pursuit: 7 (4df+6=0, 0, 0, 3+)
[00:07:08] <Sirgoldfish> Agility to catch him!
[00:07:10] <ihp> Jacob sighs. "…fine." He goes after Abe.
[00:07:22] <ihp> 4df+3 why the hell not?
[00:07:23] <Glacon> ihp: why the hell not?: 1 (4df+3=0, 0, 4-, 4-)
[00:07:23] <Sirgoldfish> Abe manages to grab his arm.
[00:07:24] <gumbal1> Danielle runs after them.
[00:07:27] <gumbal1> 4df+4 top lel
[00:07:29] <Glacon> gumbal1: top lel: 5 (4df+4=0, 3+, 3+, 4-)
[00:07:31] <Wogglebug> Abe doesn't garb his arm.
[00:07:35] <Wogglebug> He just steps in front of him.
[00:07:40] <Wogglebug> And lets him run into him.
[00:07:43] <ZombieRaptor> Jack stays behind.
[00:07:58] <Wogglebug> "Oh, dear, careful where you're going, lad!"
[00:08:06] <Sirgoldfish> "Oh, shit man!"
[00:08:12] <Sirgoldfish> The kids cries.
[00:08:17] <Wogglebug> "Where /are/ you off to in such a hurry?"
[00:08:20] <ZombieRaptor> Jack slowly strolls up.
[00:08:29] <gumbal1> "Huh, didn't know the Americans were so soft."
[00:08:31] <ihp> "…you're a grown-ass man in a university. Grow up." Jacob stands over him.
[00:09:21] <Sirgoldfish> "umm. I.. I .. I"
[00:09:28] <gumbal1> "Get up and tell me why you tried running."
[00:09:34] <Wogglebug> "Come on. Out with it."
[00:09:41] <Wogglebug> Abe makes shushing noises at Danielle.
[00:09:47] <ihp> Jacob lets the people handle the brat, and looks around for the dean's office.
[00:09:54] <Wogglebug> "Can't you see? The poor boy is frightened."
[00:10:02] <Wogglebug> "Something /must/ have startled him."
[00:10:18] <Wogglebug> WinkWinkNudgeNudge
[00:10:28] <Sirgoldfish> Intimidation or persuasion!
[00:10:38] <Wogglebug> Abe doesn't do either.
[00:10:51] <gumbal1> 4df+9 (You can trust me) "Tell me everything."
[00:10:52] <Glacon> gumbal1: (You can trust me) "Tell me everything.": 8 (4df+9=4-, 3+, 4-, 0)
[00:10:53] <Wogglebug> He waits for the punk kid to tell him.
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[00:12:02] <Sirgoldfish> The 18 year old begins to cry. "I know what you're looking for! My friend is all in to this weird body shit!"
[00:12:18] <Sirgoldfish> "All I know is that is in the basement okay!"
[00:12:25] <Sirgoldfish> "I don't know what!"
[00:12:40] <Sirgoldfish> "Ever heard of transhumanism?"
[00:12:46] <ihp> Jacob blinks, turning to face them once he hears this. ~The basemen, eh?~ He walks forward.
[00:12:49] <gumbal1> "No."
[00:13:23] <ZombieRaptor> "I'm gonna go look around inside mates.." Jack heads over to the library.
[00:13:25] <Sirgoldfish> "I don't know, man, it is like being human, but like not.."
[00:13:29] <ihp> Jacob pipes up. "It's essentially turning humans into… something more."
[00:13:43] <ihp> "A robot with a human brain, for instance. A cybernetic organism. A… cyborg, if you will."
[00:13:43] <Sirgoldfish> Tool time is library.
[00:13:48] <ihp> "…god, I hope that phrase never catches on."
[00:14:11] <gumbal1> "Where's the basement."
[00:14:37] <Sirgoldfish> "I don't exactly know…"
[00:14:42] <ihp> Jacob taps his nose. "I can find it, probably."
[00:14:52] <ihp> 4df+7 Jacob tries to follow the scent of shit to the basement, as Abe suggested.
[00:14:53] <Glacon> ihp: Jacob tries to follow the scent of shit to the basement, as Abe suggested.: 8 (4df+7=4-, 3+, 0, 3+)
[00:15:26] <gumbal1> Danielle follows Jacob.
[00:16:08] <Sirgoldfish> The scent of shit stops inside the university!
[00:16:33] <ihp> >_>
[00:16:45] <Sirgoldfish> redact
[00:17:26] <ihp> Jacob looks at Abraham. "You think your cat could track this… thing down?"
[00:17:49] <Wogglebug> "Can you not?"
[00:18:16] <Sirgoldfish> Something leading to the cafeteria
[00:18:39] <Sirgoldfish> It is in the general area of the cafeteria.
[00:19:38] <ihp> Jacob frowns. "…oh lord." He heads to the cafeteria.
[00:19:40] <ZombieRaptor> Jack runs into Jacob apparently
[00:20:00] <ZombieRaptor> He jogs up to him. "Mate, John is missing, signs of a struggle in the library."
[00:20:00] <Sypher> Johnathan is still knocked out somewhere
[00:20:13] <gumbal1> Danielle follows Jacob
[00:21:07] <ihp> Jacob looks at Jack. "…not good." He frowns. "Best bet is to find the basement." He enters the cafeteria.
[00:21:20] <ZombieRaptor> Jack follows.
[00:21:34] <Wogglebug> Abe folows Jacob, stealthily.
[00:21:43] <Wogglebug> 4df+10
[00:21:44] <Glacon> Wogglebug: 10 (4df+10=3+, 4-, 4-, 3+)
[00:22:02] <Sirgoldfish> The cafeteria is utterly bland, and over priced. Say for… Precp!
[00:22:06] <gumbal1> 4df+8 (Vewy Vewy Quiet) Danielle is also sneaky
[00:22:07] <Glacon> gumbal1: (Vewy Vewy Quiet) Danielle is also sneaky: 6 (4df+8=0, 4-, 0, 4-)
[00:22:09] <ihp> 4df+4 hmm…
[00:22:10] <Glacon> ihp: hmm…: 1 (4df+4=4-, 4-, 0, 4-)
[00:22:13] <gumbal1> 4df+4 wha
[00:22:14] <ihp> GDI
[00:22:14] <Glacon> gumbal1: wha: 5 (4df+4=0, 3+, 0, 0)
[00:22:24] <Wogglebug> 4df+4
[00:22:24] <Glacon> Wogglebug: 5 (4df+4=3+, 3+, 4-, 0)
[00:22:35] <ZombieRaptor> 4df+10 Jack looks around
[00:22:36] <Glacon> ZombieRaptor: Jack looks around: 11 (4df+10=3+, 0, 4-, 3+)
[00:24:10] <Sirgoldfish> There are multiple teens and adults entering and exiting the kitchen.
[00:24:21] <Sirgoldfish> They all look somewhat nervous.
[00:24:24] <Wogglebug> Abe stays stealthed, and only follows as support.
[00:24:32] <gumbal1> "The kitchen's exlusively for cooks in American schools, right?"
[00:24:51] <ihp> Jacob frowns. "It is…" He heads over there, his stomach rumbling.
[00:25:27] <Wogglebug> Abe looks for an airvent. Are there any?
[00:26:11] <ihp> Jacob walks up to the counter. "One hamburger, please. Rare."
[00:26:35] <gumbal1> Danielle, frowning, just goes into the kitchen herself.
[00:26:50] <Sirgoldfish> Pause life shit
[00:26:55] <ZombieRaptor> Jack sits at a table.
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[00:28:01] * ProcyonLotor has kicked SlyGuy13 because but no, seriously, leave.
[00:30:27] <Sirgoldfish> The woman at the counter half consciously slops some bland looking substance into Jacob's plate.
[00:30:37] <ihp> Jacob frowns. He sniffs at the substance.
[00:30:43] <ihp> 4df+7 sniff sniff hooray!
[00:30:44] <Glacon> ihp: sniff sniff hooray!: 5 (4df+7=4-, 4-, 4-, 3+)
[00:30:49] <ihp> oh for the love of pete.
[00:31:26] <Sirgoldfish> The substance is bland, but appears to be PERFECT for human consumption almost as if it was made in a lab.
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[00:32:35] <Sirgoldfish> Abe, yes, they're vents!
[00:32:53] <Wogglebug> Abe makes his way to one. Is it accessible from secrecy?
[00:33:05] <Sirgoldfish> Some people are kind of looking at all of you, but they seem horribly unaware.
[00:33:11] <Sirgoldfish> Roll sneak!
[00:33:20] <Wogglebug> No, it's a question.
[00:33:26] <Wogglebug> Could he get into one while unseen?
[00:33:31] <Wogglebug> e's already hiding at 10.
[00:34:21] <gumbal1> Does Danielle see anything in the kitchen?
[00:34:37] <Sirgoldfish> Yes, he enters the vents with no one noticing!
[00:35:01] <Sirgoldfish> Dani is stop by a woman, "what are you doing in here?"
[00:35:07] <Wogglebug> Abe makes his way around, over the kitchen.
[00:35:12] <Wogglebug> Can he see anything inside?
[00:35:20] <gumbal1> "I'm part of kitchen staff. I just got off break."
[00:35:28] <gumbal1> She makes an attempt to mask her accent.
[00:35:30] <Sirgoldfish> Pause for descitptions
[00:35:44] <Sirgoldfish> Danielle roll persuasion!
[00:36:11] <Wogglebug> Bluff, actually.
[00:36:13] <Wogglebug> In that case.
[00:36:27] <Wogglebug> Bluff is to lie. Persuation is to compel.
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[00:36:59] <Sirgoldfish> Derp
[00:37:02] <Sirgoldfish> Roll bluff!
[00:37:02] <gumbal1> 4df+11 (You can trust me) "I need to get back to work soon."
[00:37:03] <Glacon> gumbal1: (You can trust me) "I need to get back to work soon.": 11 (4df+11=3+, 4-, 3+, 4-)
[00:37:18] <ihp> Jacob decides not to eat it setting it aside. He goes past the half-conscious lunch lady into the kitchen, waving at Jack to come with him, and wondering where the hell Abe is.
[00:37:22] <ZombieRaptor> (Anything happen? SynIRC connection acted up)
[00:37:33] <Wogglebug> Not especially.
[00:37:37] <ZombieRaptor> Jack stands and goes with Jacob
[00:37:42] <Sirgoldfish> "Well, you're not in you uniform, but I am sure you'll be fine."
[00:38:09] <Sirgoldfish> Abe sees several students and adults going into a basement, many more leaving.
[00:38:15] <gumbal1> "Thank you, ma'am." She walks in.
[00:38:18] <Sirgoldfish> There it is!
[00:38:40] <Sirgoldfish> Luckily there is a vent just above the basement.
[00:38:49] <Wogglebug> Are there air vents leading there?
[00:38:54] <Wogglebug> Abe looks at it.
[00:39:22] <Sirgoldfish> The vents are above the basement entry way, yes.
[00:39:44] <Wogglebug> Do they lead to the basement itself?
[00:40:05] <ZombieRaptor> Jack stands by Jake
[00:40:11] <gumbal1> Danielle looks around the kitchen.
[00:40:24] <Sirgoldfish> No they don't.
[00:40:37] <Wogglebug> Is anyone outside the basement door?
[00:40:39] <ihp> Jacob enters the kitchen.
[00:40:44] <Sirgoldfish> Danielle sees what Abe saw.
[00:40:58] <Sirgoldfish> They assume the rest of you are staff like Dani
[00:41:39] <gumbal1> Vents?
[00:41:50] <ihp> Jacob walks to the door to the basement. Is it locked?
[00:41:54] <Wogglebug> Abe is in the vents.
[00:41:57] <Wogglebug> ABe sees Jacob.
[00:42:00] <ihp> Or what he assumes is the door to the basement.
[00:42:04] <Wogglebug> "Pssst."
[00:42:07] <Wogglebug> "Psssssssst."
[00:42:16] <ihp> Jacob looks up at Abe. "What are you doing up there?"
[00:42:22] <Wogglebug> "Shhhhhhhhh."
[00:42:25] <Wogglebug> "Act casual."
[00:42:37] <gumbal1> Danielle looks around for any basement doors.
[00:42:41] <Wogglebug> "Shit must be u down there. let's clear the civilians, storm, see what's up."
[00:42:52] <Wogglebug> "Operational cover is FBI, investigating a disappearance."
[00:43:03] <ZombieRaptor> Jack is right next to Jake n stuff
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[00:43:21] <Wogglebug> "Don't hulk out. Do you see any fire alarms?"
[00:43:35] <ihp> Jacob nods. "…what does 'hulk out mean'?"
[00:43:49] <SirgoldGMs> PM me everything that happened!
[00:43:55] <Wogglebug> "Big teeth, big ears, big eye, semidigersted grandmothers, etc."
[00:44:42] <SirgoldGMs> Pause while I catch up.
[00:45:11] <Nemi> Reggie has shown up with Abe, because that's what Reggie do.
[00:45:14] <Nemi> You cannot escape Reggie.
[00:45:25] <Wogglebug> Reggie is te best.
[00:46:20] <ihp> Jacob frowns. "I'm not stupid." He thinks. "…would this place have a sprinkler system?"
[00:46:25] <SirgoldGMs> Continue
[00:46:27] <ihp> Jacob tries the door to see if it's locked.
[00:46:32] <ZombieRaptor> Jack looks for a fire alarm.
[00:47:00] <SirgoldGMs> There is in fact a fire alarm!
[00:47:12] <gumbal1> Danielle frowns, not finding anything interesting int he kitchen, and goes to find Jacob.
[00:47:20] <ihp> Jacob is in the kitchen.
[00:47:29] <gumbal1> redact
[00:47:48] <Wogglebug> "Pull it, Jack."
[00:47:54] <ZombieRaptor> Jack walks over to it. '?' He looks at Jake.
[00:48:02] <Wogglebug> Abe prepares to drop on anyone fleeing the basement.
[00:48:12] <ZombieRaptor> *pull*
[00:48:27] <ZombieRaptor> Jack was born to pull this fire alarm.
[00:48:52] <ihp> The door is Schrodinger's Door. It's in a state where it is both locked and unlocked.
[00:49:17] <SirgoldGMs> The whole entire university is exiting, and not in a calm orderly fashion as you expect. People are failing there arms, and crying.
[00:49:28] <Wogglebug> ~Heh.~
[00:49:30] <SirgoldGMs> No one leaves the basement.
[00:49:31] <Wogglebug> Anyone out fo the basement?
[00:49:36] <SirgoldGMs> Nope
[00:49:37] <ZombieRaptor> "OH GOD FIRE, EVERYONE RUN!"
[00:49:45] <ZombieRaptor> Jack helps the panic move along.
[00:49:45] <Wogglebug> Abe drops down, once the place has cleared.
[00:49:57] <ZombieRaptor> He grins.
[00:50:03] <SirgoldGMs> "THE END OF EVERYTHING I WORKED FOR!" one person shouts
[00:50:28] <ZombieRaptor> Jack can't help but laugh a little.
[00:50:38] <SirgoldGMs> The basement is ready to be opened
[00:50:46] <gumbal1> Danielle stays where she is.
[00:51:09] <ihp> Jacob opens the door to the basement.
[00:51:10] <Wogglebug> Abe opens it.
[00:51:13] <Wogglebug> Redact
[00:51:24] <ZombieRaptor> Jack goes to the back of the group.
[00:52:41] <SirgoldGMs> The basemen is made up of human flesh, you see multiple human organs can be seen fully functioning in a film of flesh!
[00:52:44] <Sypher> Johnathan begins to yell
[00:52:53] <Sypher> "Help!"
[00:52:56] <SirgoldGMs> You all see John!
[00:52:57] <gumbal1> "Oh, that's what it is."
[00:53:09] <ZombieRaptor> "Huh."
[00:53:12] <gumbal1> Danielle shrugs and looks at Jonathan.
[00:53:12] <Sypher> Johnathan aproaches them
[00:53:28] <ihp> Jacob opens his briefcase, and pulls out a pair of gardening shears, one of which has a silver-plated blade. "Walls made out of flesh." Jacob's stomach just growls. He goes over to John; is he restrained at all?
[00:53:28] <SirgoldGMs> This place is an absolute maze of flesh wall, and human organs.
[00:53:29] <Sypher> Johnathan is a little iffed that no one gives a shit about him
[00:53:42] <SirgoldGMs> John is free as a butterfly!
[00:54:00] <gumbal1> "Bonsoir, monsieur Wilcox. Having fun?"
[00:54:06] <ZombieRaptor> Jack follows everyone after they head inside.
[00:54:34] <Sypher> "Well, one kind sir, the owner of this rather shitty university, in fact, offered to give me a free lobotomy."
[00:55:03] <ihp> Jacob frowns. "Where did he touch you?"
[00:55:12] <Sypher> "Other than that, I'm quite fine."
[00:55:12] <gumbal1> "That's nice. Did you find out how to contain this thing?"
[00:55:33] <SirgoldGMs> There are multiple human looking mouths lining the walls all mechanically sucking in air.
[00:55:36] <Sypher> Johnathan looks around, "No fucking clue… My guess would be napalm."
[00:55:53] <Wogglebug> Abe considers napalm as an option.
[00:56:00] <gumbal1> Danielle looks at the mouths. "Do those things talk?"
[00:56:07] <ihp> Jacob stares at the mouths. "…what the hell."
[00:56:13] <SirgoldGMs> They just keep breathing.
[00:56:17] <Sypher> Johnathan stabs one of the mouthes.
[00:56:27] <ihp> "…it's like air intake in a cooling system."
[00:56:28] <SirgoldGMs> Everyone Mdef!
[00:56:28] <Sypher> He has a surgical knife
[00:56:33] <Sypher> 4df+6 oops
[00:56:34] <Glacon> Sypher: oops: 7 (4df+6=0, 3+, 0, 0)
[00:56:35] <ihp> 4df+4 oh dammit Johnathan!
[00:56:36] <Glacon> ihp: oh dammit Johnathan!: 6 (4df+4=4-, 3+, 3+, 3+)
[00:56:43] <gumbal1> 4df+4 fuckign hell jonathan
[00:56:44] <Wogglebug> 4df+4 Abe's still in the hall.
[00:56:44] <Glacon> Wogglebug: Abe's still in the hall.: 0 (4df+4=4-, 4-, 4-, 4-)
[00:56:44] <Glacon> gumbal1: fuckign hell jonathan: 4 (4df+4=4-, 0, 0, 3+)
[00:56:45] <ZombieRaptor> 4df+5
[00:56:45] <Glacon> ZombieRaptor: 5 (4df+5=0, 4-, 3+, 0)
[00:56:50] <ihp> ooooh.
[00:56:55] <gumbal1> top lel
[00:57:09] <Wogglebug> *3
[00:57:12] <Wogglebug> so -1
[00:57:22] <Wogglebug> But, then.
[00:57:24] <ZombieRaptor> Oh hell
[00:57:24] <SirgoldGMs> The mouths release a inhumane cry of death!
[00:57:25] <Sypher> ooh
[00:57:26] <Wogglebug> He's not int he basement,.
[00:57:51] <SirgoldGMs> Abe can't help but vomit, and lose one mental health!
[00:57:56] <gumbal1> "So they do talk."
[00:58:09] <SirgoldGMs> redact the bit about Abe
[00:58:11] <Sypher> Johnathan drops his scalpel.
[00:58:16] <Sypher> "Shit!"
[00:58:26] <gumbal1> "I wonder if that happens when I poke them with sharp objects.
[00:58:28] <gumbal1> "
[00:58:28] <ihp> Jacob frowns at John, and clips his gardening shears meaningfully. Snip, snip.
[00:58:45] <ZombieRaptor> "What's with you people and violence.."
[00:58:46] <gumbal1> "Do you think the same thing will occur?"
[00:58:47] <ZombieRaptor> Jack frowns.
[00:58:51] <Sypher> Johnathan smiles wanly, and quickly steps away from the walls
[00:58:54] <ihp> "Don't stab them. Something like this has to have a purpose…" Jacob continues walking down the hall of flesh.
[00:59:15] <gumbal1> "I can cut one of the mouths off. Just step out of the room for a bit."
[00:59:18] <Sypher> "Yes, a purpose to terrify.."
[00:59:23] <SirgoldGMs> Everyone exploring, agility!
[00:59:26] <ihp> "They talked about transhumanism, but… what…" He frowns, shaking his head. "No, it can't be."
[00:59:29] <ihp> 4df+3 oh for the love of pet.
[00:59:30] <Glacon> ihp: oh for the love of pet.: 2 (4df+3=4-, 3+, 0, 4-)
[00:59:30] <gumbal1> 4df+4 what is it now
[00:59:31] <Glacon> gumbal1: what is it now: 5 (4df+4=0, 4-, 3+, 3+)
[00:59:42] <Wogglebug> Abe is i the rear.
[00:59:44] <Wogglebug> 4df+6
[00:59:45] <Glacon> Wogglebug: 6 (4df+6=0, 0, 3+, 4-)
[00:59:57] <ZombieRaptor> 4df+7
[00:59:58] <Glacon> ZombieRaptor: 8 (4df+7=0, 0, 3+, 0)
[01:00:01] <SirgoldGMs> 4df+2
[01:00:02] <Glacon> SirgoldGMs: 5 (4df+2=3+, 3+, 3+, 0)
[01:00:12] <Sypher> Johnathan is now just going to follow the group.
[01:00:16] <ihp> Can Jacob roll perception to identify what the hell this is?
[01:01:38] <SirgoldGMs> Jacob trips, and accidentally puts his hand on the wall. Several hook like structures begin to attach to his hand!
[01:01:49] <SirgoldGMs> Mdef, and Pdef, Jacob!
[01:01:52] <ihp> Jacob yelps, and hisses at the pain.
[01:01:55] <ihp> 4df+4 what.
[01:01:56] <Glacon> ihp: what.: 4 (4df+4=3+, 4-, 0, 0)
[01:01:59] <ihp> 4df+3 that's pdef
[01:02:01] <Glacon> ihp: that's pdef: 1 (4df+3=4-, 4-, 0, 0)
[01:02:17] <gumbal1> What does he trip on?
[01:02:24] <SirgoldGMs> 4df+3 mental
[01:02:24] <Glacon> SirgoldGMs: mental: 2 (4df+3=4-, 0, 4-, 3+)
[01:02:31] <SirgoldGMs> 4df+2
[01:02:32] <Glacon> SirgoldGMs: 0 (4df+2=0, 4-, 0, 4-)
[01:03:05] <SirgoldGMs> Jacob escapes the hooks grasp! Flesh from his hand is torn but he will be okay.
[01:03:18] <SirgoldGMs> It sure does fucking hurt
[01:03:26] <ihp> Jacob hisses. "My other hand now! Fuck's sake!" He growls at the walls.
[01:03:34] <ihp> Can Jacob roll perception to figure out what this is /now/?
[01:03:43] <SirgoldGMs> The wall does not care.
[01:03:47] <SirgoldGMs> Sure Jacob can
[01:04:06] <ihp> 4df+9 Jacob thinks this might have to do with computers because transhumanism, so tagging computer science.
[01:04:08] <Glacon> ihp: Jacob thinks this might have to do with computers because transhumanism, so tagging computer science.: 9 (4df+9=4-, 3+, 0, 0)
[01:04:15] <gumbal1> "Jacob, did you bring napalm in that briefcase of yours? Seems like we need to subdue the mouths."
[01:04:16] <ihp> wait crap
[01:04:19] <ihp> It's only +8
[01:04:21] <ihp> Subtract one.
[01:04:52] <ZombieRaptor> Jack goes and hands Jake a few fast acting painkillers.
[01:05:01] <ZombieRaptor> 3 wittle pills
[01:05:21] <ihp> Jacob looks at Danielle. "I have magnesium, some respirators, a bit of sugar, and salt. Also, this." He snips his garden shears, which are proper hedge shears, not secateurs like a plebeian would use.
[01:05:37] <Nemi> Reggie does not particularly care about any of this.
[01:05:43] <Wogglebug> "Magnesium you say?"
[01:05:58] <SirgoldGMs> Every human body part is acting as it should. Blood is being pumped by an unknown source. and the lungs lead to what you assume are lungs.
[01:06:06] <ihp> Jacob nods at Abraham. "I would like to figure out what this is, before we destroy it."
[01:06:15] <Wogglebug> Abe shrugs.
[01:06:42] <gumbal1> Danielle frowns and pulls out her knife. She begins cutting blood vessels open, careful not to touch them directly.
[01:06:49] <SirgoldGMs> Aren't you here to contain not destroy?
[01:07:00] <gumbal1> Eh, they'll pass out.
[01:07:09] <SirgoldGMs> Agility, Dani
[01:07:14] <Wogglebug> Abe isn't, not especially.
[01:07:16] <ihp> Jacob takes the painkillers and continues roaming the halls. "Okay… this is just several human bodies in one place- LEVINE!"
[01:07:23] <gumbal1> 4df+4 noot noot
[01:07:25] <Glacon> gumbal1: noot noot: 3 (4df+4=3+, 0, 4-, 4-)
[01:07:33] <SirgoldGMs> 4df+1
[01:07:34] <Glacon> SirgoldGMs: -1 (4df+1=3+, 4-, 4-, 4-)
[01:07:34] <gumbal1> "It'll pass out, trust me."
[01:08:04] <ihp> Jacob frowns. "It would take far more blood loss for… what, was that 20 mouths back there? For 20 humans in one body to faint than it would for one!"
[01:08:07] <SirgoldGMs> Levine manages to take out a hugs chunk of the wall.
[01:08:10] <ihp> "I'm not a doctor and even I know that!"
[01:08:25] <SirgoldGMs> There is surprisingly little blood.
[01:08:43] <ZombieRaptor> Jack looks along all the walls, medical to determine just how many bodies compose this?
[01:08:45] <SirgoldGMs> Jack, medical!
[01:08:46] <ZombieRaptor> Or perception
[01:08:48] <Wogglebug> "Let's just find the main group."
[01:08:51] <ZombieRaptor> 4df+5
[01:08:57] <gumbal1> Danielle frowns. "I was just opening blood vessels…"
[01:09:00] <ZombieRaptor> 4df+5
[01:09:01] <Glacon> ZombieRaptor: 5 (4df+5=0, 3+, 0, 4-)
[01:09:28] <ihp> Jacob frowns. "It's not very effective now, is it?" He nods at Abraham. "My intention exactly…"
[01:09:50] <SirgoldGMs> Once separated from the wall the flesh does not attack, you dani
[01:10:12] <ihp> Jacob looks at Jack. "Give me your morphine. I have an idea."
[01:10:30] <gumbal1> "Want to take the chunk back to the site?"
[01:10:35] <ZombieRaptor> Jack rustles in his pack and pulls a needle out, holding it over to Jake.
[01:10:41] <SirgoldGMs> Jack in the chunk that, Dani pulled out alone you manage to spot 2 pancreases, and a liver.
[01:10:57] <ZombieRaptor> "This is… A lot of bodies mates.."
[01:11:12] <SirgoldGMs> This thing is massive, Jack! A little morphine wont do much
[01:11:20] <ZombieRaptor> "Jake.."
[01:11:27] <ihp> Jacob takes the needle, and holds it up to his nose, taking in the scent of the drug. Sniff sniff snuff snuff sniff. And Jacob is not intending to drug it…
[01:11:35] <ZombieRaptor> Redact
[01:11:36] <ihp> "If I can track the scent of this back to the heart…"
[01:11:49] <ZombieRaptor> Jack grins. "That's a damn good idea mate."
[01:12:08] <gumbal1> Danielle picks up the chunk.
[01:12:16] <Wogglebug> Abe sneaks ahead, top scout.
[01:12:27] <ihp> Jacob grins. "Lycanthropy has is advantages, it seems." He hands the morphine back to Jack. "Inject this into… veins lead back to the heart, correct?"
[01:12:56] <ihp> "Whichever one. Inject it into that!"
[01:13:01] <SirgoldGMs> Abe roll precp!
[01:13:06] <Wogglebug> 4df+4
[01:13:07] <Glacon> Wogglebug: 3 (4df+4=0, 3+, 4-, 4-)
[01:13:24] <ZombieRaptor> "The right vein, yes." Medical to find an artery taking oxygen deprived blood back to the heart?
[01:13:39] <ihp> (Veins take it back to the heart, not arteries. :P)
[01:13:43] <gumbal1> Arteries arent'y veins :|
[01:13:45] <Wogglebug> Arteries don't take- yeah
[01:13:52] <ZombieRaptor> Vein, yea
[01:14:10] <ZombieRaptor> ..
[01:14:50] <ZombieRaptor> Jack stabs a vein…
[01:15:04] <ZombieRaptor> *injecting action.*
[01:15:32] <SirgoldGMs> Abe notices several teens trying to sneak attack the group! They are armed with clubs!
[01:15:44] <Wogglebug> Abe sneaks up on them.
[01:15:46] <Wogglebug> 4df+10
[01:15:47] <Glacon> Wogglebug: 11 (4df+10=3+, 4-, 3+, 0)
[01:16:00] <Wogglebug> He positions himself in a position to kill them all quickly.
[01:16:08] <SirgoldGMs> Ihp roll, precp+lycan to find where the morphine is going
[01:16:09] <Wogglebug> How many are there?
[01:16:16] <ihp> 4df+7 yeah baby!
[01:16:17] <Glacon> ihp: yeah baby!: 11 (4df+7=3+, 3+, 3+, 3+)
[01:16:18] <SirgoldGMs> Strength?
[01:16:20] <ihp> OH MY GOD
[01:16:23] <ZombieRaptor> Shit
[01:16:27] <Wogglebug> How many of them are there?
[01:16:29] <Wogglebug> The teens.
[01:16:29] <ZombieRaptor> You lucky fuck ^~^
[01:16:30] <gumbal1> Nice
[01:16:47] <gumbal1> "Where should I put tohe chunk?"
[01:16:51] <SirgoldGMs> There are three teens you can insta kill one, but the others will notice.
[01:17:03] <Wogglebug> "Hello, children."
[01:17:11] <Wogglebug> "My name is Eisenstein."
[01:17:18] <Wogglebug> "I can kill the htree of you in less than a second."
[01:17:19] <SirgoldGMs> Jacob insintivley knows where to go
[01:17:20] <Wogglebug> "Or."
[01:17:28] <Wogglebug> "You can run upstairs."
[01:17:30] <Wogglebug> "And wait there."
[01:17:30] <Nemi> Reggie hisses menacingly.
[01:17:32] <ZombieRaptor> Jack follows Jake.
[01:17:35] <ihp> Jacob follows his nose!
[01:17:42] <Wogglebug> Abe electrifies the air.
[01:17:43] <Wogglebug> 4df+3
[01:17:44] <Glacon> Wogglebug: 4 (4df+3=4-, 3+, 3+, 0)
[01:17:47] <ZombieRaptor> (to the coke!)
[01:17:53] <SirgoldGMs> Roll intimidation, Abe
[01:18:35] <Wogglebug> 4df+0 He has a sword to one of their backs, and there's electricity int he air.
[01:18:36] <Glacon> Wogglebug: He has a sword to one of their backs, and there's electricity int he air.: 1 (4df+0=0, 3+, 4-, 3+)
[01:18:45] <SirgoldGMs> One of the kids just pisses him self and leaves.
[01:18:52] <Wogglebug> "I'm also a wizard, if that means anything to you."
[01:19:06] <Wogglebug> "Killed a ghoul a few weeks ago. Blew its head off its shoulders."
[01:19:13] <SirgoldGMs> The other two kids just leave.
[01:19:17] <Wogglebug> "He was a good sport about it."
[01:19:27] <Wogglebug> Abe cackles slightly as they go.
[01:19:31] <SirgoldGMs> There was totally an adult behind them
[01:19:40] <SirgoldGMs> "What are you doing down here?"
[01:19:50] <SirgoldGMs> He says in a booming voice/
[01:19:54] <Wogglebug> Abe turns and puts the sword to the man's neck.
[01:20:04] <Wogglebug> "Hopefully not killing you, but you never know."
[01:20:09] <gumbal1> Danielle frowns and follows Jacob.
[01:20:12] <Wogglebug> ABe's doing his best to seem dangerous.
[01:20:23] <Wogglebug> "What about you?"
[01:20:26] <Wogglebug> "Out for a stroll?"
[01:20:30] <SirgoldGMs> He keeps his monotone, but is clearly scared.
[01:20:31] <gumbal1> "I'd at leasst have liked an "I don't know" for my question."
[01:20:31] <Wogglebug> "JUst come down to check ont he students?"
[01:20:39] <Wogglebug> "Making sure everything's just /peachy/?"
[01:20:45] <SirgoldGMs> "I am merely here to see this project to completion."
[01:20:50] <Wogglebug> "Ahh."
[01:20:52] <Wogglebug> "You know."
[01:20:57] <Wogglebug> "A good, safe place to do that."
[01:21:03] <Wogglebug> "Would be upstairs."
[01:21:09] <Wogglebug> "Someone has to keep track of the kiddos, right?"
[01:21:18] <Wogglebug> "Make sure they don't… wander off."
[01:21:23] <SirgoldGMs> "They are merely pawns in our game."
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[01:21:31] <SirgoldGMs> "I would happily die for this."
[01:21:39] <Wogglebug> "That was your offer to leave, you know."
[01:21:50] <Wogglebug> "It's a very good offer."
[01:22:08] <SirgoldGMs> 4df+5 The man tries to club, Abe over the head!
[01:22:09] <Glacon> SirgoldGMs: The man tries to club, Abe over the head!: 5 (4df+5=0, 0, 4-, 3+)
[01:22:15] <SirgoldGMs> Pdef
[01:22:29] <Wogglebug> No agility to doge?
[01:22:32] <Wogglebug> *dodge?
[01:22:36] <gumbal1> (wow)
[01:22:37] <SirgoldGMs> Yeah your right.
[01:22:39] <SirgoldGMs> Opps
[01:22:41] <gumbal1> (much agility)
[01:22:42] <ihp> wow
[01:22:44] <ihp> much agility
[01:22:45] <ihp> so doge
[01:22:47] <gumbal1> (very hit)
[01:22:52] <Wogglebug> 4df+11
[01:22:52] <Glacon> Wogglebug: 11 (4df+11=4-, 3+, 4-, 3+)
[01:23:07] <SirgoldGMs> You dodge the man's hit!
[01:23:17] <SirgoldGMs> He is on the floor now.
[01:23:38] <Wogglebug> Abe tries to club the man with his club.
[01:23:45] <Wogglebug> The man's club.
[01:24:00] <SirgoldGMs> Roll melee
[01:24:20] <Wogglebug> 4df+10 He tries to knock him out, but not kill him. Which is to say, the roll would lower to nonlethal.
[01:24:20] <Glacon> Wogglebug: He tries to knock him out, but not kill him. Which is to say, the roll would lower to nonlethal.: 11 (4df+10=3+, 0, 3+, 4-)
[01:24:51] <SirgoldGMs> The man never had a chance! He is on the floor crying.
[01:24:59] <Wogglebug> Not unconscious?
[01:25:05] <Wogglebug> Abe hits him until he is.
[01:25:05] <SirgoldGMs> He attempts to run face first into the wall!
[01:25:09] <SirgoldGMs> "TAKE ME!"
[01:25:10] <Wogglebug> 4df+11
[01:25:11] <Glacon> Wogglebug: 11 (4df+11=3+, 3+, 4-, 4-)
[01:25:38] <SirgoldGMs> The man is knocked out cold, and being slowly absorbed into the wall.
[01:25:51] <Wogglebug> Abe edges him out of the wall.
[01:25:59] <Wogglebug> No reason to let maniacs die.
[01:27:10] <SirgoldGMs> Roll strength or agility, Abe!
[01:27:17] <SirgoldGMs> To let him out.
[01:27:18] <Wogglebug> 4df+6
[01:27:18] <Glacon> Wogglebug: 7 (4df+6=3+, 3+, 4-, 0)
[01:27:34] <SirgoldGMs> 4df+5
[01:27:34] <Glacon> SirgoldGMs: 3 (4df+5=4-, 3+, 4-, 4-)
[01:28:45] <Wogglebug> Abe sets the man somewhere safeish, and goes to find the others.
[01:28:49] <Wogglebug> He stealths the whole way.
[01:28:51] <Wogglebug> 4df+10
[01:28:51] <Glacon> Wogglebug: 10 (4df+10=3+, 0, 4-, 0)
[01:29:29] <SirgoldGMs> The man's face is soild scar tissue when you get him out, he is completey out of it.
[01:30:33] <Wogglebug> Does Abe find the others?
[01:30:36] <SirgoldGMs> Abe finds the group in Homeimprovement
[01:30:46] <ihp> You mean tooltime?
[01:31:04] <SirgoldGMs> Yes

<ihp> Jacob continues following his nose.
[01:24:47] <ZombieRaptor> Jack is somewhere…
[01:25:35] <gumbal1> Danielle follows witht he chunk.
[01:26:28] <SirgoldGMs> You all find 60 hearts! They are in a cage of bone, and massive vains.
[01:26:39] <SirgoldGMs> Jack, medical
[01:26:51] <ZombieRaptor> 4df+5 Jack actually does stuff!
[01:26:52] <Glacon> ZombieRaptor: Jack actually does stuff!: 8 (4df+5=3+, 3+, 3+, 0)
[01:27:28] <ihp> Jacob stares. "…okay. Um. One, two, three…" He finishes counting. "Sixty. Jesus Christ. How many do you think are students?"
[01:28:10] <gumbal1> "Kick the cage down, cut out a few hearts, and leave."
[01:28:22] <SirgoldGMs> Most of them are adult hearts, Jack, but some of them look infantile….
[01:28:35] <SirgoldGMs> Who ever built this place was desperate
[01:28:40] <ZombieRaptor> "Bloody hell… They used babies.."
[01:29:35] <ihp> "…but why? What is the purpose of this place?"
[01:29:53] <ihp> "This is the fuel source, the mouths were air intake, there was a waste output…"
[01:29:53] <ZombieRaptor> Jack grabs another morphine, direct dose to the heart would probably kill it?
[01:30:11] <gumbal1> "I don't know. I don't care. Just cut out a few hearts for site command. As you can see," She gestures to the chunk. "My hands are full."
[01:30:13] <SirgoldGMs> You can't get to the heart, Jack.
[01:30:16] <SirgoldGMs> Cage of bones.
[01:30:55] <Wogglebug> Abe is there, now.
[01:30:58] <SirgoldGMs> And they're 60 of them.
[01:31:01] <ihp> Jacob wipes some drool from his face as eh sees the heart.
[01:31:06] <Wogglebug> No one can see him, unless they're good at that sort of thing.
[01:31:24] <ZombieRaptor> Jack is good at such a thing.
[01:31:35] <ZombieRaptor> But his attention is elsewhere
[01:31:42] <SirgoldGMs> Abe sees the group pondering over 60 hearts in a cage of bones.
[01:31:49] <Wogglebug> Abe looks for threats.
[01:32:01] <SirgoldGMs> Precp, abe
[01:32:02] <ihp> "Sixty hearts… sixty." He frowns. "Wait… if these are the hearts, where are the brains?"
[01:32:06] <Wogglebug> 4df+4
[01:32:06] <Glacon> Wogglebug: 5 (4df+4=3+, 0, 4-, 3+)
[01:32:15] <ZombieRaptor> "Alright… Call in a backup team to come finish up and cordon off the place?"
[01:32:18] <ihp> "There must be brains around here somewhere, and if there are… what's there purpose?"
[01:32:24] <SirgoldGMs> That is a good question, Jacob, where is the brain?
[01:32:25] <ihp> their*
[01:32:32] <Wogglebug> Abe spot anything?
[01:32:41] <SirgoldGMs> He does not SEE anything.
[01:32:50] <gumbal1> Danielle walks up to the a bone cage and kicks it. Fuck bone cgaes.
[01:32:56] <Wogglebug> Smell? Hear?
[01:33:01] <Wogglebug> Snese?
[01:33:01] <SirgoldGMs> Nope
[01:33:06] <SirgoldGMs> nope
[01:33:10] <ZombieRaptor> Jack looks for carotid arteries to try to find the brain, medical?
[01:33:12] <Wogglebug> 4df+3 Abe uses his mageoscope
[01:33:12] <Glacon> Wogglebug: Abe uses his mageoscope: 0 (4df+3=4-, 4-, 4-, 0)
[01:33:17] <Wogglebug> lolnvm
[01:33:40] <SirgoldGMs> Yes, medical, Jack!
[01:33:46] <ZombieRaptor> 4df+5
[01:33:47] <Glacon> ZombieRaptor: 7 (4df+5=3+, 0, 0, 3+)
[01:34:29] <SirgoldGMs> Pause for description!
[01:36:00] <SirgoldGMs> Jack leads the group to massive cage of about 29 brains, similar to the place to the hearts!
[01:36:24] <ZombieRaptor> "Carotid artery mates…"
[01:36:30] <SirgoldGMs> All the brains are connected via rope like brain tissue.
[01:36:41] <SirgoldGMs> Kind of like a jungle gym.
[01:36:53] <ZombieRaptor> "So… What to do?"
[01:37:18] <ihp> "…29 brains but sixty hearts? What the hell." He frowns.
[01:37:32] <SirgoldGMs> There is a /computer/ for each of the brains.
[01:37:38] <SirgoldGMs> Jacob roll computer science
[01:37:43] <gumbal1> Danielle goes over to one of the cages and kicks it, attempting to break the cage.
[01:37:44] <ihp> 4df+4 wat
[01:37:44] <Glacon> ihp: wat: 3 (4df+4=0, 4-, 0, 0)
[01:37:47] <ihp> Ffff.
[01:37:55] <SirgoldGMs> Plus science
[01:38:09] <ihp> 4df+9 then
[01:38:09] <ZombieRaptor> Jack sighs. "Seriously Danielle?"
[01:38:10] <Glacon> ihp: then: 8 (4df+9=0, 4-, 0, 0)
[01:38:15] <ihp> same result either way.
[01:38:27] <SirgoldGMs> The cage does not fulter
[01:38:45] <gumbal1> "someone break the damn thing with an actual weapon."
[01:38:54] <Wogglebug> "No."
[01:38:56] <ihp> Jacob hushes Danielle. "Will you stop your racket?"
[01:39:00] <Wogglebug> "Our work is done here."
[01:39:04] <SirgoldGMs> What the fuck, Jacob? These computers are 20 years out of time.
[01:39:06] <Wogglebug> "We leave, call in a proper team."
[01:39:08] <ZombieRaptor> "Call in a backup team."
[01:39:10] <ZombieRaptor> "Yea."
[01:39:11] <Wogglebug> "Have it contained."
[01:39:18] <SirgoldGMs> In fact this is not even analog
[01:39:22] <SirgoldGMs> What the fuck?
[01:39:28] <ihp> Jacob frowns. "There's… something wrong." He tries to inspect a computer. "These… these are far too advanced."
[01:39:36] <ihp> "These shouldn't exist for the next twenty, thirty years."
[01:40:05] <gumbal1> "Then nab it and lets go."
[01:40:06] <ihp> "People write /science-fiction/ stories about these. They're… someone is using this to… make calculations?"
[01:40:12] <SirgoldGMs> There is a name tag above each computer. Most of them are for doctors or MDs.
[01:40:15] <gumbal1> "Or at least break the cage for me."
[01:40:30] <SirgoldGMs> Looks like they only wanted the smartest of the smartest.
[01:40:37] <ihp> "…it's a literal think tank."
[01:40:40] <ihp> "But what are they thinking about?"
[01:40:44] <ZombieRaptor> "Stop with the violence dangit… Kill isn't the answer always."
[01:41:18] <SirgoldGMs> The computers all have random indecipherable number, and letters.
[01:41:24] <gumbal1> "I don't intend to kill. Just to geta brain sample for site command."
[01:41:48] <SirgoldGMs> Or are they indecipherable? They are going incredibly fast
[01:41:56] <ZombieRaptor> "The other team will."
[01:42:11] <ihp> 4df+8 Back off, man. I'm a scientist. Jacob tries to decipher them. (Academics+CS)
[01:42:11] <Glacon> ihp: Back off, man. I'm a scientist. Jacob tries to decipher them. (Academics+CS): 7 (4df+8=3+, 4-, 0, 4-)
[01:42:15] <Wogglebug> Abe checks around again.
[01:42:17] <Wogglebug> Anything?
[01:42:19] <Wogglebug> 4df+4
[01:42:20] <Glacon> Wogglebug: 6 (4df+4=0, 3+, 0, 3+)
[01:42:54] <SirgoldGMs> Abe notices that there is more to this area than you thought..
[01:43:02] <Wogglebug> That being?
[01:43:32] <SirgoldGMs> There is a fork in the road. One where all the brain tissue leads to, and a almost office looking area.
[01:43:54] <Wogglebug> Abe sneaks over there.
[01:44:02] <SirgoldGMs> Where?
[01:44:08] <Wogglebug> The office area.
[01:44:13] <ihp> SirgoldGMs: can Jacob decipher the code on the computers?
[01:44:18] <SirgoldGMs> pause please!
[01:44:21] <SirgoldGMs> I am getting to that.
[01:44:49] <ZombieRaptor> PAWS
[01:47:12] <SirgoldGMs> Jacob. notices that each of the computers has a distinct function. Several of them look to be keeping this place in check. Some of them are seeming to deciphering be something. And the two of the terminals seems to be playing out a code retinu… brain:/live/brush teeth order food
[01:47:32] <ihp> Retinu?
[01:47:35] <ihp> You mean Routine?
[01:47:41] <SirgoldGMs> yes
[01:47:57] <SirgoldGMs> Abe finds…
[01:48:31] <SirgoldGMs> A man who is sitting in a chair have absorbed in the flesh. He stares at you..
[01:48:45] <ihp> "…these people don't even know they're in this state. They're decoding something. Some of them are maintaining this place." He looks around. "Where'd Eisenstien go, for the love of god?"
[01:48:47] <Wogglebug> "Wanna die?"
[01:48:50] <Wogglebug> Abe draws his sword.
[01:48:57] <Wogglebug> Apparently stealth doesn't work.
[01:49:08] <SirgoldGMs> He is in front of multiple severely degraded docs.
[01:49:26] <SirgoldGMs> He just stares at you. It seems more like basic instinct than thought.
[01:49:50] <Wogglebug> Is there any present danger?
[01:49:55] <SirgoldGMs> Nope
[01:50:18] <Wogglebug> Abe looks for a switchoff.
[01:50:29] <ihp> Jacob frowns, and takes his shears, trying to cut through the bone cage.
[01:50:36] <SirgoldGMs> Abe finds no such thing.
[01:50:43] <ihp> 4df+7 tagging improvise because it's not an actual weapon.
[01:50:44] <Glacon> ihp: tagging improvise because it's not an actual weapon.: 4 (4df+7=4-, 4-, 0, 4-)
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[01:50:48] <Wogglebug> What's the palce look like?
[01:51:07] <ZombieRaptor> Jack does stuff..
[01:51:20] <SirgoldGMs> Abe, it looks like an office. His lamp is still on he appears to have been working.
[01:51:30] <Wogglebug> "Huh."
[01:51:39] <SirgoldGMs> Does Abe look at the docs?
[01:51:54] <Wogglebug> e would glance at them, I suppose.
[01:52:09] <SirgoldGMs> All of the mouths scream as Jacob touches the bone cage! You just set of an alarm buddy.
[01:52:29] <ihp> "…god damn it."
[01:52:36] <SirgoldGMs> Everyone mdef!
[01:52:39] <ihp> "Why didn't that happen when you were kicking it, Levine?!"
[01:52:41] <ihp> 4df+4
[01:52:41] <Wogglebug> 4df+3 Shit
[01:52:42] <Glacon> Wogglebug: Shit: 3 (4df+3=3+, 4-, 0, 0)
[01:52:42] <Glacon> ihp: 2 (4df+4=4-, 4-, 3+, 4-)
[01:52:45] <gumbal1> Danielle frowns. "They didn't do that when I kicked them the first time…"
[01:52:50] <ZombieRaptor> 4df+5
[01:52:50] <Glacon> ZombieRaptor: 7 (4df+5=0, 3+, 0, 3+)
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[01:53:23] <gumbal1> "Jacob, take care of any of the resulting children. My hands are a bit busy with the chunk."
[01:53:30] <Sypher> Johnathan blinks, he's standing next to Danielle,
[01:53:36] <ihp> "Then fucking drop it! And stand back!"
[01:53:42] <ZombieRaptor> "Put the chunk in a bag damnit.."
[01:53:43] <gumbal1> She drops it.
[01:53:49] <gumbal1> And stands back.
[01:53:56] <Sypher> (Is this still the same run?)
[01:54:00] <SirgoldGMs> mdef, John
[01:54:06] <Sypher> 4df+6
[01:54:07] <Glacon> Sypher: 6 (4df+6=0, 4-, 0, 3+)
[01:54:10] <ihp> Jacob starts disrobing. He doesn't want to rip his clothes. And yes it is sypher.
[01:54:16] <SirgoldGMs> The alarm did not go off previous because Dani did not seem like a threat.
[01:54:17] <Sypher> aighty
[01:54:25] <SirgoldGMs> 4df+2
[01:54:25] <Glacon> SirgoldGMs: 4 (4df+2=3+, 3+, 3+, 4-)
[01:54:40] <gumbal1> "Urhg, please tell me you're not doing that, Jacob."
[01:55:00] <Wogglebug> Abe looks at these papers.
[01:55:08] <gumbal1> Danielle does not know this is the case, as nothing has indicated this.
[01:55:09] <SirgoldGMs> Everyone who rolled lower than a 4 you begin to vomit, and lose 1 mental health.
[01:55:16] <Wogglebug> Abe swallows it.
[01:55:24] <Sypher> Johnathan looks ill, those he doesn't spew.
[01:55:28] <ihp> "You said to take care of the children!" He places his shears in his briefcase, and vomits as he closes it. "Fuck… god damn it…"
[01:55:28] <Wogglebug> And reads the documents.
[01:55:30] <gumbal1> 4df+8 (Defiant to the End) Sick of this shit already
[01:55:31] <Glacon> gumbal1: (Defiant to the End) Sick of this shit already: 8 (4df+8=3+, 0, 4-, 0)
[01:55:42] <gumbal1> "Yes, but not naked."
[01:55:46] <SirgoldGMs> Dani is fine.
[01:55:59] <ZombieRaptor> Jack flips out his butterfly knife with some quiet clanking.
[01:56:03] <ihp> Jacob frowns at Danielle. "What part of "I am a god-damn werewolf" do you not understand?"
[01:56:25] <SirgoldGMs> There is still another fork yet to be discovered everyone
[01:56:27] <Sypher> Johnathan is blinking, "I.. Uehrm.. What could I do to help?"
[01:56:38] <gumbal1> "Oh." She pauses, then covers her eyes. "Continue."
[01:56:39] <SirgoldGMs> The screaming stops shortly.
[01:56:50] <ZombieRaptor> Jack starts walking down the left side.
[01:56:54] <ihp> Jacob frowns. "Eisenstein! Get your ass out here wherever you are!"
[01:57:02] <Wogglebug> Abe scurries to Jacob.
[01:57:03] <gumbal1> Danielle is not aware of that fact, as she does not look for the fork.
[01:57:05] <SirgoldGMs> Everything, goes back to normal.
[01:57:08] <Wogglebug> H pops up next to him.
[01:57:12] <Wogglebug> "Hmm, yes?"
[01:57:35] <SirgoldGMs> Abe is holding some highly degraded docs/
[01:57:41] <ihp> Jacob frowns. "Where were you? The alarm just went off." He wipes vomit from his face. "We need to stop those brains from doing… whatever it is they're doing."
[01:57:41] <Wogglebug> Gros
[01:57:53] <Wogglebug> "Alrighty."
[01:57:55] <Sypher> Johnathan frowns
[01:57:56] <ihp> "They're alarmed, though."
[01:57:57] <Nemi> Reggie examines the corroded docs.
[01:57:59] <gumbal1> "You have a gun? Shoot them."
[01:58:03] <Wogglebug> "You still have that magnesium?"
[01:58:07] <Sypher> Johnatahn draws his gun
[01:58:11] <Wogglebug> Roll academics, Reggie!
[01:58:14] <Sypher> He hands it to Jacob
[01:58:28] <Nemi> 4df + meow
[01:58:29] <Glacon> Nemi: + meow: 2 (4df=3+, 4-, 3+, 3+)
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[01:58:29] <ihp> Jacob takes the magnesium out of his vomit-covered briefcase. "Yes." Jacob has a gun; the holster was seen when he was disrobing.
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[01:58:40] <Wogglebug> Abe takes it from Jacob, and hands it back to John.
[01:58:45] <Wogglebug> Jacob is an awful shot.
[01:58:57] <SirgoldGMs> Reggie, the docs are important! Jacob, or John may want to see them!
[01:59:05] <Wogglebug> Abe takes the magnesium and looks at it. How much is there?
[01:59:21] <ihp> It's about 10 grams of it.
[01:59:47] <Sybrb> I'm going to have to drop out, sorry
[01:59:49] <Wogglebug> How much is that?
[01:59:52] <ihp> He looks at the documents. "What are those?"
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[01:59:56] <Wogglebug> Size wise?
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[02:00:50] <SirgoldGMs> Abe, they seem to be a sort of record of this project. Most of the important bits are corroded away.
[02:01:00] <ihp> About half a handful.
[02:01:05] <Wogglebug> Abe takes the magnesium, and makes it into tiny pieces.
[02:01:20] <Wogglebug> Abe gives Jacob the docs.
[02:01:30] <SirgoldGMs> You see the words "Transcendence." and something about a knowledge God
[02:01:48] <ihp> Jacob looks over the docs, and stores them in his briefcase. Hey, using something for its intended use!
[02:02:09] <SirgoldGMs> The parts you can read seem like something from a mad man's diary
[02:02:46] <SirgoldGMs> He apparently found "Something" that allowed him to do it.
[02:03:17] <SirgoldGMs> Whether he made the god up or if it is something from folk lore is uncertain.
[02:03:48] <ihp> Jacob frowns. "Okay…" He calls out. "Markos! Where the hell did you go?"
[02:04:20] <ZombieRaptor> Markos is there, just not said being there as he hasn't much current use
[02:05:02] <ZombieRaptor> Just assume,.. He's next to za the group
[02:05:08] <ZombieRaptor> To the*
[02:05:17] <SirgoldGMs> Jacob, don't you want to find out what this place is for? There is still the matter of where the brain stems leads to.
[02:05:23] <SirgoldGMs> The other fork.
[02:05:35] <ihp> Jacob follows the brain stem.
[02:05:36] <Nemi> Reggie is the best investigator.
[02:05:44] <gumbal1> "So, we going to open the cage or not?"
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[02:05:54] <ZombieRaptor> Actually Jack went down the left fork and has not had anything happen since apparently
[02:06:00] <ihp> "I have a better idea."
[02:06:13] <Wogglebug> Abe follows Jacob.
[02:06:23] <SirgoldGMs> Where many of the brain stems lead to. The brains are basically connected everywhere.
[02:07:23] <SirgoldGMs> There, one of the brain stems leads to a proper analog computer in all of its hugeness.
[02:07:39] <SirgoldGMs> Also there is an occult symbols every where
[02:07:49] <gumbal1> Danielle follows
[02:07:53] <SirgoldGMs> *are
[02:07:55] <Wogglebug> 4df+6 Identifying the symbols
[02:07:56] <Glacon> Wogglebug: Identifying the symbols: 4 (4df+6=4-, 4-, 3+, 4-)
[02:07:58] <gumbal1> "Spooky."
[02:08:07] <ihp> Jacob grins, looking at Abraham. "You handle the symbols, I'll try the computer." He goes up to it.
[02:08:18] <Wogglebug> Abe nods, and takes a look.
[02:08:25] <ihp> 4df+9 Science+Computer Science! Find out what the fuck this thing does, and where the data storage is!
[02:08:26] <Glacon> ihp: Science+Computer Science! Find out what the fuck this thing does, and where the data storage is!: 8 (4df+9=0, 4-, 3+, 4-)
[02:08:40] <ZombieRaptor> I guess Jack is with the group then z
[02:09:14] <SirgoldGMs> Pause, I got to give you guys an info dump.
[02:14:24] <SirgoldGMs> Holy shit, Jacob! according to this there is 1000 terabytes of info! This computer should not be able to hold all this information. It would appear. that it is feeding it to the brains. Abe: Has only seen this symbols when either summoning a dark god to make a deal with or when one wants to meet transcendence.
[02:14:41] <Wogglebug> "Stupid fucks."
[02:14:46] <ihp> "…utterly fucking impossible."
[02:14:48] <SirgoldGMs> There is only one piece of eligible info on the computer Jacob.
[02:14:53] <Wogglebug> "Tried to trade with a horrorterror for info."
[02:14:54] <SirgoldGMs> "I have to know. Six months and not a single inkling of what's going on in there. I don't give ███ █████ in a █████ ███ about organ function and immunodeficiency. I need to know what they're… what it's thinking. I need to know. I will know."
[02:14:56] <gumbal1> "Hm?"
[02:14:58] <Wogglebug> "Fucking idiots."
[02:15:11] <ZombieRaptor> Jack just stands there and stuff…
[02:15:31] <ihp> "We… we need to take this computer back to Site 19. There's… it's impossibly large! This is only theoretical, what I'm seeing here!"
[02:16:08] <SirgoldGMs> The computer is massive. It aint going any where.
[02:16:17] <SirgoldGMs> Without a little force…
[02:16:24] <ihp> "Mr. Eisenstien! How far can you teleport this object?"
[02:16:29] <Wogglebug> "We need to call in soem scrubbers. And no."
[02:16:39] <ihp> "No?"
[02:16:45] <Wogglebug> "Anything running on electricity is lucky to even be holding up near this shit."
[02:16:50] <Wogglebug> "Teleportation would wipe it."
[02:17:09] <ihp> Jacob frowns. "Damn." He looks at Abraham. "So, call containment, then."
[02:17:18] <Wogglebug> Abe nods.
[02:17:24] <Wogglebug> "Let's get out of here."
[02:17:26] <ihp> "But first… we should probably get rid of those symbols, aye?"
[02:17:32] <Wogglebug> "Nah."
[02:17:39] <Wogglebug> "They might be rigged. Let scrubbers handle them."
[02:17:59] <ihp> "Right…"
[02:18:09] <ihp> Jacob stands up. "Move out, team. Our work is done here."
[02:18:18] <gumbal1> "Should I bring the chunk with us?"
[02:18:29] <Wogglebug> "Don't bring anything."
[02:18:32] <SirgoldGMs> Jack, medical!
[02:18:34] <Wogglebug> "It could spread."
[02:18:39] * ProcyonLotor is now known as ProcyonShower
[02:18:45] <ZombieRaptor> 4df+5 He does something now..
[02:18:46] <Glacon> ZombieRaptor: He does something now..: 8 (4df+5=0, 3+, 3+, 3+)
[02:19:27] <SirgoldGMs> The muscles that hold the flesh together are… under stress to put it lightly.
[02:19:40] <ZombieRaptor> The flesh together where,..
[02:19:45] <Wogglebug> "Let's move, people."
[02:19:51] <SirgoldGMs> You can almost here the hearts beating
[02:19:55] <Wogglebug> Abe starts towards the exit.
[02:19:57] <SirgoldGMs> Everywhere, Jack.
[02:20:05] <gumbal1> Danielle follows Abe.
[02:20:16] <ZombieRaptor> (I don't know what he's supposed to do with this info)
[02:20:30] <ihp> Jacob starts towards the exit after Abe.
[02:20:51] <SirgoldGMs> To Jack, it almost as if the thing can hear you guy's talking.
[02:21:18] <SirgoldGMs> Everyone who is exiting roll Agility!
[02:21:27] <Wogglebug> 4df+6
[02:21:28] <Glacon> Wogglebug: 4 (4df+6=4-, 3+, 4-, 4-)
[02:21:32] <gumbal1> 4df+4 what
[02:21:33] <Glacon> gumbal1: what: 6 (4df+4=0, 3+, 3+, 0)
[02:21:34] <ZombieRaptor> Jack is just standing there doing nothing as usual
[02:21:59] <SirgoldGMs> Not commenting on how this thing can hear them?
[02:22:08] <SirgoldGMs> 4df+3
[02:22:08] <Glacon> SirgoldGMs: 3 (4df+3=4-, 3+, 4-, 3+)
[02:22:17] <ZombieRaptor> The others left apparently.
[02:22:36] <ihp> 4df+3
[02:22:37] <Glacon> ihp: 3 (4df+3=4-, 0, 3+, 0)
[02:23:27] <ZombieRaptor> "Guys.. It's listening."
[02:23:45] <Wogglebug> "Then let's leave!"
[02:24:11] <SirgoldGMs> A part of the wall wall of flesh becomes amorphous, and attempts to hit you with a tentacle like probe, but you all swiftly dodge it.
[02:24:30] <ZombieRaptor> 4df+7 Jack's a swift bastard and probably make it past the wall as he starts leaving
[02:24:30] <Glacon> ZombieRaptor: Jack's a swift bastard and probably make it past the wall as he starts leaving: 7 (4df+7=3+, 4-, 0, 0)
[02:24:37] <gumbal1> "Fuck this."
[02:24:42] <Wogglebug> "Come on!"
[02:24:44] <gumbal1> Danielle once again attempts to exit.
[02:24:45] <Wogglebug> Abe ditches.
[02:26:05] <SirgoldGMs> Everyone makes it out without a hitch.
[02:26:21] <Nemi> Reggie mowrs at Abe.
[02:26:33] <ihp> Jacob pants, and shuts the door behind him. "Someone call a containment team."
[02:26:49] <ihp> "And for the love of god, get me something to eat! Being in there made me hungry!"
[02:26:59] <SirgoldGMs> Everyone precp!
[02:27:04] <ihp> 4df+4 :|
[02:27:04] <Glacon> ihp: :|: 5 (4df+4=0, 4-, 3+, 3+)
[02:27:06] <ZombieRaptor> Jack looks around for a phone to use once out.
[02:27:23] <Wogglebug> 4df+4
[02:27:23] <Glacon> Wogglebug: 3 (4df+4=4-, 3+, 0, 4-)
[02:27:28] <ZombieRaptor> 4df+5 +5 if it's visual
[02:27:29] <Glacon> ZombieRaptor: +5 if it's visual: 5 (4df+5=0, 0, 4-, 3+)
[02:27:38] <gumbal1> 4df+4 I don't care at this point
[02:27:38] <Glacon> gumbal1: I don't care at this point: 5 (4df+4=4-, 0, 3+, 3+)
[02:28:14] <Nemi> 4df + meow
[02:28:15] <Glacon> Nemi: + meow: -1 (4df=0, 4-, 3+, 4-)
[02:28:22] <Nemi> What is the value of meow? Who knows.
[02:28:50] <SirgoldGMs> The whole school is empty or abandoned…. say for these two little teenage shit sneaking up on you with daggers
[02:28:57] <SirgoldGMs> *and
[02:29:14] <gumbal1> Danielle does not care, adn walks right past them.
[02:29:18] <ZombieRaptor> Jack flips out his butterfly knife blade pointed out.
[02:29:38] <ZombieRaptor> It's an impressive sight, he's had time on his hands to practice… And a lot of cuts.
[02:29:46] <ZombieRaptor> "Drop the daggers!"
[02:30:11] <ihp> Jacob turns around, and /growls/ at them, baring his teeth.
[02:30:19] <SirgoldGMs> One of the kids freeze, but the other seems gun ho to die!
[02:30:22] <ihp> "I am hungry, and I swear to god, I will rip your fucking throats out if you come closer."
[02:30:34] <Wogglebug> Abe turns, and satbs the knife out of his hand.
[02:30:41] <Wogglebug> 4df+10
[02:30:41] <Glacon> Wogglebug: 9 (4df+10=4-, 0, 4-, 3+)
[02:30:46] <ZombieRaptor> Or Abe stabs them, anything works I guess..
[02:30:50] <SirgoldGMs> He comes closer to the group
[02:31:05] <SirgoldGMs> 4df+6
[02:31:05] <Glacon> SirgoldGMs: 7 (4df+6=4-, 0, 3+, 3+)
[02:31:23] <SirgoldGMs> Jack stabs the knife out of his hand.
[02:31:27] <ZombieRaptor> Abe does
[02:31:32] <Wogglebug> Whoever.
[02:31:35] <SirgoldGMs> *Abe
[02:31:54] <gumbal1> Danielle, once she gets to the bus, and assuming she encounters no more distractions, gets on and just sits.
[02:32:07] <ZombieRaptor> Jack grabs the kid, strength?
[02:32:14] <SirgoldGMs> The little 16 year old just glares at all of you when he know longer has his knife.
[02:32:21] <SirgoldGMs> Yeah strength
[02:32:44] <ZombieRaptor> 4df+5
[02:32:45] <Glacon> ZombieRaptor: 5 (4df+5=0, 0, 3+, 4-)
[02:32:50] <ihp> Jacob is about to say "fuck it all" and just go full wolf. Assuming that's allowed, of course.
[02:33:23] <SirgoldGMs> Would you reconsider? There is not much reason to.
[02:33:27] <SirgoldGMs> Like none.
[02:33:32] <ihp> Jacob would reconsider.
[02:33:54] <ZombieRaptor> Jack points his knife at the other kid. "Get lost."
[02:34:01] <ZombieRaptor> With his free hand
[02:34:14] <SirgoldGMs> The kid is grabbed by Jack, without objection/
[02:34:24] <SirgoldGMs> The other kids runs it.
[02:34:28] <ZombieRaptor> "We take the kid with us?"
[02:34:37] <Wogglebug> "Tie him up."
[02:34:39] <Wogglebug> Abe tackles the other.
[02:34:40] <Wogglebug> 4df+6
[02:34:41] <Glacon> Wogglebug: 7 (4df+6=0, 0, 3+, 0)
[02:34:53] <SirgoldGMs> 4df+5
[02:34:53] <Glacon> SirgoldGMs: 5 (4df+5=3+, 4-, 3+, 4-)
[02:34:54] <ZombieRaptor> Jack ties the kid with gauze, he's apparently Harlan.
[02:35:05] <SirgoldGMs> The kids is tackled down with a thud.
[02:35:08] <ihp> Jacob goes off to find a phone.
[02:35:15] <Wogglebug> Abe throws him to Jack.
[02:35:35] <SirgoldGMs> Has Jacob called containment.
[02:35:37] <ZombieRaptor> Jack pushes the tied up kid to his knees and ties the other one up with gauze.
[02:35:44] <SirgoldGMs> ?
[02:35:53] <ihp> He's looking for a phone /to/ call Containment.
[02:36:04] <SirgoldGMs> Jacob finds one!
[02:36:34] <ihp> Jacob calls containment, after securing the line of course. "Get as many occult and computer experts down here as you can. You're in for some serious shit. Door in the kitchen."
[02:36:38] <SirgoldGMs> One of the kids cries the other just stares at.
[02:36:43] <ZombieRaptor> "Not the brightest idea of your lives."
[02:36:50] <Nemi> Reggie contemplates eviscerating the kids.
[02:36:52] <Nemi> Just for kicks.
[02:36:54] <Wogglebug> Abe goes for the bus.
[02:37:04] <Nemi> Reggie can kill 1d4+1 commoners per round.
[02:37:05] <Wogglebug> He picks Reggie up and drags him along.
[02:37:23] <Nemi> Reggie is hauled by the scruff of the neck, going still like a big fearsome kitten.
[02:37:31] <ZombieRaptor> Jack takes both the kids in a firemans carry to the bus.. Strength or no need?
[02:37:44] * Xiao has quit (Ping timeout: 187 seconds)
[02:38:02] <ihp> Jacob heads to the bus after this.
[02:38:28] <gumbal1> Danielle is sulking.
[02:38:36] <ZombieRaptor> Jack is carrying two people, whistling.
[02:38:43] <Wogglebug> Run complete?
[02:38:45] <SirgoldGMs> You carry them out. Most everyone has abandoned. Say for a group of kids that Abe threatend
[02:39:02] <SirgoldGMs> *The kids are outside.
[02:39:16] <SirgoldGMs> Almost
[02:39:17] <ZombieRaptor> Jack puts the kids in the middle of the bus and looks to Abe. "Get the others?"
[02:39:36] <Wogglebug> "You handle it."
[02:39:38] <gumbal1> Danielle's face lights up as she sees the hostages.
[02:39:40] <Wogglebug> Abe yawns and reclines.
[02:39:44] * Wogglebug is now known as Wogglebugout
[02:39:55] <ZombieRaptor> Jack walks back outside and walks towards the kids.
[02:40:25] <SirgoldGMs> Abe realizes that he left a man hows face is scar tissue in the basement.
[02:40:38] <Wogglebugout> The recovery team will get him.
[02:40:38] <ZombieRaptor> Abe's handler is gone
[02:40:43] <ZombieRaptor> Or not
[02:40:43] <Wogglebugout> That's what they're for.
[02:40:45] <SirgoldGMs> He is sure containment will get them.
[02:40:55] <Nemi> Reggie rumbles.
[02:41:04] <ZombieRaptor> Jack is going for the other kids.
[02:41:33] <SirgoldGMs> Everyone boards the bus back to IC1. You all see the containment team come in taking down all stragglers
[02:41:40] <ZombieRaptor> Or not
[02:42:01] <SirgoldGMs> Ic2