[2015-07-05 21:05:24] <DrScottJonas> Joseph walks into the briefing room.
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[2015-07-05 21:05:44] <DiePotato> Isa heads in with her backpack and violin case
[2015-07-05 21:06:29] <KadeLeMuse> Marion walks into the briefing room with their ecology kit.
[2015-07-05 21:06:42] <KadeLeMuse> They smile and wave at Isa.
[2015-07-05 21:06:56] <DrScottJonas> Joseph waves to the both of them.
[2015-07-05 21:07:00] <GreenWolf> Charles enters the room. He nods to the other members of Psi-7 already there.
[2015-07-05 21:07:26] <DiePotato> Isa waves and plops down in a seat
[2015-07-05 21:07:30] <KadeLeMuse> They wave to Joseph and Charles too.
[2015-07-05 21:07:42] <KadeLeMuse> They sit down.
[2015-07-05 21:08:19] <DrScottJonas> Joseph takes a seat.
[2015-07-05 21:08:25] <ScanGMs> A deathly skinny man munching on a packet of potato chips (it seems like he'd double in size from it, but apparently not) hands them out some vanilla folders. His fingers leave some grease stains.
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[2015-07-05 21:08:55] <DiePotato> Isa takes the folder and starts flipping through it
[2015-07-05 21:08:58] <ScanGMs> [Sunday 21:08:25pm] ScanGMs A deathly skinny man munching on a packet of potato chips (it seems like he'd double in size from it, but apparently not) hands them out some vanilla folders. His fingers leave some grease stains.
[2015-07-05 21:09:16] <KadeLeMuse> Marion takes the folder and looks through it.
[2015-07-05 21:09:18] <ScanGMs> Whoever was on that mission to the windy place in the midwest would recognize this guy as the same briefing guy.
[2015-07-05 21:09:31] <Daedalus> Colonel reports, and picks up a file upon entering.
[2015-07-05 21:09:36] <GreenWolf> Charles also takes a folder.
[2015-07-05 21:09:37] <DrScottJonas> Joseph looks through the folder.
[2015-07-05 21:09:45] <DiePotato> ~I would think with everything he eats he'd gain some weight.~
[2015-07-05 21:10:03] <ScanGMs> Pause for dialogue.
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[2015-07-05 21:14:56] <ScanGMs> "Alright, one two three four… five's a good round number." He coughs. "Alright, folks. Today you'll be heading out to the West coast — specifically, Olympia National Park. About six hours ago, one of the rock outcropping… things… on the beaches out there" There seems to be a picture of this in your folders http://i.imgur.com/RZKgZIG.png "rotated about a hundred and eighty degrees on…
[2015-07-05 21:14:56] <ScanGMs> …its base all of a sudden, and there was a cave that wasn't there before." A picture depicting this situation is also present. "Two tourists who went to check it out got two shots to the face from some unknown assailant. Witnesses didn't get a good look at him before he ran out of the cave and into the woods. The local police have cooperated in sealing off the area; your job is to…
[2015-07-05 21:14:56] <ScanGMs> …investigate it and report back. And if you can put it back to normal somehow, that would be fantastic."
[2015-07-05 21:15:33] <ScanGMs> Unpause.
[2015-07-05 21:15:49] <ScanGMs> The manilla folders show a somewhat more detailed account of what the man just said.
[2015-07-05 21:16:19] <DrScottJonas> "At least there's less likely to be a body disposal chute."
[2015-07-05 21:16:21] <Daedalus> "We have any support in the area if things go South?"
[2015-07-05 21:16:29] <KadeLeMuse> Marion looks them over and nods.~Another interesting ecological mystery!~
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[2015-07-05 21:17:02] <DiePotato> Isa nods to Mr.Guy and stands.
[2015-07-05 21:17:25] <ScanGMs> " 'fraid not. The area's not heavily populated enough for us to have much support out there; if things go too far south, it's recommended y'all get back to your handler and scram."
[2015-07-05 21:18:15] <GreenWolf> "How dense is the woodland out there?"
[2015-07-05 21:19:04] <GreenWolf> Charles is worried about the visibility in a forested area.
[2015-07-05 21:19:23] <ScanGMs> "Pretty dense. It's a national park, so there's gonna be trails, but if someone wants to get lost in there, it's not too difficult. Y'all will be out on the beach and in that cave, so it shouldn't matter too much."
[2015-07-05 21:19:38] <Daedalus> "Alright. Any special equipment needed for this one?"
[2015-07-05 21:20:45] <ScanGMs> "Doesn't look like it. If you find out that you need any, get in contact with your handler and he'll set about getting you some."
[2015-07-05 21:21:07] <DiePotato> "When can we leave?"
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[2015-07-05 21:22:22] <ScanGMs> "Whenever you're ready. There's a vehicle waiting for you in the motor pool."
[2015-07-05 21:22:33] <ScanGMs> He munches on some chips.
[2015-07-05 21:23:05] <DiePotato> Isa nods and heads right over, tucking the folder in her bag.
[2015-07-05 21:23:09] <KadeLeMuse> Marion smiles, gets up, and heads to the motor pool!
[2015-07-05 21:23:18] <DrScottJonas> Joseph stands up. He's ready to fight mole people. He heads to the motorpool.
[2015-07-05 21:23:25] <KadeLeMuse> They take their folder, of course,
[2015-07-05 21:23:33] <Daedalus> "Alright." Colonel tucks the important files into his back pocket and heads out.
[2015-07-05 21:23:52] <GreenWolf> Charles follows the rest of the team to the motor pool.
[2015-07-05 21:24:28] <ScanGMs> There's a van waiting for them; the driver beckons them over when they start showing up.
[2015-07-05 21:24:43] <DrScottJonas> Joseph gets in.
[2015-07-05 21:24:49] <Daedalus> Colonel enters the van and takes a seat near the front
[2015-07-05 21:24:57] <DiePotato> Isa smiles at the driver and gets in the back.
[2015-07-05 21:25:09] <GreenWolf> Charles sits wherever there's space.
[2015-07-05 21:25:21] <KadeLeMuse> Marion plops down somewhere.
[2015-07-05 21:25:32] <Daedalus> He begins to check his equipment, lighting up a cigarette and looking around. "Everyone got what they need?"
[2015-07-05 21:25:42] <DrScottJonas> Joseph nods.
[2015-07-05 21:26:00] <DiePotato> "Yep."
[2015-07-05 21:26:03] <KadeLeMuse> Marion nodnods and pats their ecology kit and file.
[2015-07-05 21:26:07] <ScanGMs> Once they're all in, the van starts off for the airport.
[2015-07-05 21:26:39] <Daedalus> "Fia, Egghead, Professor." He nods to them, "Who're you then?" He asks Charles.
[2015-07-05 21:26:54] <ScanGMs> And once at the airport, they find that flying coast to coast takes like seven hours. It might be a good idea to catch some sleep on the plane, but if you want to chat in the meantime, feel free.
[2015-07-05 21:27:11] <KadeLeMuse> Marion waves at Colonel in response.
[2015-07-05 21:27:25] <DiePotato> Isa conks out as soon as they start flying
[2015-07-05 21:27:27] <DrScottJonas> Joseph wishes he brought a book.
[2015-07-05 21:27:57] <KadeLeMuse> Marion goes between nepping and looking at the file!
[2015-07-05 21:28:30] <DrScottJonas> Joseph eventually sleeps.
[2015-07-05 21:28:34] <DiePotato> Isa snores
[2015-07-05 21:28:39] <DiePotato> That's embarrasing
[2015-07-05 21:29:54] <GreenWolf> "Charles Lapointe. Assassin." He says in response to Colonel. "You?"
[2015-07-05 21:30:53] <Daedalus> "Colonel Bennett. Just Colonel is fine." He checks his rifle again, "You're pretty honest for an assassin."
[2015-07-05 21:31:39] <GreenWolf> "I see no point in misleading the people I'm going to be working with."
[2015-07-05 21:33:14] <Daedalus> "Hm." He grunts, "Right. As long as you can handle yourself, Frenchie."
[2015-07-05 21:33:18] <KadeLeMuse> After a while, Marion can nep no more, so they go to reading the file in more detail.
[2015-07-05 21:34:11] <ScanGMs> The file is a bit sparse, Marion. There are a few more photos of the immediate area, indicating mostly that A) the west coast is very pretty, and B) that the cave you're going into slopes downwards — not unclimbably so, but it's not exactly a morning stroll.
[2015-07-05 21:34:48] <Daedalus> Eventually, Colonel takes a nap.
[2015-07-05 21:35:10] <KadeLeMuse> Alright, good thing to let the others know when they're all awake.
[2015-07-05 21:35:18] <ScanGMs> You all eventually arrive at Quillayute Airport in Forks, Washington. It's a bit of a dump of a town, and not in the charming kind of way. The clock says it's about 2AM, but your internal clocks say 5AM. Damn.
[2015-07-05 21:36:18] <DrScottJonas> Joseph rubs his eyes.
[2015-07-05 21:36:59] <KadeLeMuse> Marion helps the others wake up.
[2015-07-05 21:37:12] <DiePotato> "Mehhhhh." Isa rolls over
[2015-07-05 21:38:23] <KadeLeMuse> Marion nudges her a bit more."Isa, you'll be left on the plane if you don't wake up!"
[2015-07-05 21:38:30] <Daedalus> Colonel awakens and scratches his head. Standing, he grabs his equipment and disembarks.
[2015-07-05 21:38:45] <ScanGMs> Once you're all off the plane (and you are all eventually made to get off the plane), there's another van with the local handler there, waiting for you with a sign reading 'HOME IMPROVEMENT'. He lets you in after checking your ID badges, assuming you deign to get in.
[2015-07-05 21:38:46] <DrScottJonas> Joseph manages to get off the plane.
[2015-07-05 21:38:51] <DiePotato> "Merh." Isa gets up and drags her ass off the plane with her stuff
[2015-07-05 21:39:04] <Daedalus> "Dumpy little town, isn't it?"
[2015-07-05 21:39:23] <Daedalus> He boards the van, showing his ID.
[2015-07-05 21:39:27] <DrScottJonas> He then gets in the van. He wants this over with.
[2015-07-05 21:39:41] <KadeLeMuse> Marion deigns to get in. "Seems like not the nicest place, yeah."
[2015-07-05 21:40:05] <GreenWolf> "Not much here other than trees. I'd be more surprised if it wasn't a dump."
[2015-07-05 21:40:12] <Daedalus> Colonel lights up a cigarette and offers some to the people inside.
[2015-07-05 21:40:28] <DiePotato> Isa flashes her ID and crawls into van.
[2015-07-05 21:40:37] <DrScottJonas> "Good thing we're going to the National Park instead."
[2015-07-05 21:41:05] <Daedalus> "Cigarette, anyone?"
[2015-07-05 21:41:19] <DrScottJonas> "No thanks."
[2015-07-05 21:41:22] <DiePotato> "Ermgood." Isa's still sleepy
[2015-07-05 21:41:30] <GreenWolf> Charles declines the Colonel's offer.
[2015-07-05 21:41:38] <ScanGMs> "Sorry 'bout the timing, folks. Did you all manage to get some sleep on the plane?" He heads off and, quickly passing through the small town, is soon on a road surrounded on both sides by trees. It's a clear night; the stars and moon are bright in the sky.
[2015-07-05 21:42:42] <DrScottJonas> "Yeah, far better than last night's sleep."
[2015-07-05 21:43:26] <DiePotato> "Meh." Isa leans on a wall of the van and starts dozing off again
[2015-07-05 21:43:28] <KadeLeMuse> They nod. "Yep. I think we all did eventually. Oh, since everyone's awake now, it'd be good to note the cave has a slightly steep downward incline, so we should keep aware of that."
[2015-07-05 21:43:54] <Daedalus> "Something like that." He tucks the cigarettes away and rechecks his rifle, "Any other useful tidbits in the file?"
[2015-07-05 21:45:03] <DrScottJonas> Joseph sighs. "This cane's going to be the death of me on missions."
[2015-07-05 21:45:49] <KadeLeMuse> "Not really. It wasn't too detailed, for whatever reason."
[2015-07-05 21:46:01] <GreenWolf> "I'm honestly surprised that you can even go on missions with a bad leg. No offense."
[2015-07-05 21:46:11] <DiePotato> Isa starts snoring again.
[2015-07-05 21:46:29] <Daedalus> Colonel taps her leg with the butt of his gun.
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[2015-07-05 21:46:41] <DrScottJonas> "I can manage to drag myself around fine most of the time."
[2015-07-05 21:46:51] <ScanGMs> "They didn't have too long to prepare it, unfortunately. Given the… violent nature of the item's discovery, I suspect they didn't want to waste too much time getting a team out here to look at it."
[2015-07-05 21:46:52] <KadeLeMuse> Marion turns to watch the scenery go by.
[2015-07-05 21:47:07] <DiePotato> "Hwa." Isa sits up. "I wazn't sleepin'."
[2015-07-05 21:48:20] <KadeLeMuse> "That makes sense. Still, it means we have less to go on to try and deal with it."
[2015-07-05 21:48:21] <Daedalus> "Sure you weren't. C'mon, you gotta be at your best right now."
[2015-07-05 21:48:56] <DiePotato> Yaawn. "Yeah yeah." She digs her pipe out of her bag and hangs it out of her mouth.
[2015-07-05 21:51:34] <DrScottJonas> "So, we're going to need lights."
[2015-07-05 21:51:42] <ScanGMs> "I'm sure you folks will be fine. From what I've heard, your success rate ain't too shabby." He grins as you pull up to the parking lot. Some signs inform tourists and visitors about the local ecology and history and whatnot. It's a bit loud — the waves and the wind together bring it up to a dull roar, but not overbearingly so. The moon reflecting over the ocean is pretty nonetheless. The…
[2015-07-05 21:51:42] <ScanGMs> …big rock you saw in the photograph is there, looking like someone took it and twisted it around on its base, then punched a hole in the part facing the coast. Yellow tape surrounds the whole area, with four cops (two asleep) keeping a watch on the area.
[2015-07-05 21:52:29] <ScanGMs> "These good folks should have some breakfast and some torches for you." There is, indeed, a folding table with granola bars and handheld flashlights set up.
[2015-07-05 21:52:45] <KadeLeMuse> Marion walks over to the sign read about the ecology of the place.
[2015-07-05 21:52:49] <DrScottJonas> Joseph grabs both.
[2015-07-05 21:53:16] <GreenWolf> Charles takes a flashlight and nibbles on a granola bar.
[2015-07-05 21:53:17] <DiePotato> Isa gets out and heads straight for the table. She gets three granola bars, tossing two in her bag and munching on the third.
[2015-07-05 21:53:30] <DiePotato> The flashlight gets held in her other hand
[2015-07-05 21:53:38] <Daedalus> Colonel grabs a flashlight and pockets a granola bar.
[2015-07-05 21:54:11] <KadeLeMuse> Also,they took a flashlight.
[2015-07-05 21:54:37] <DrScottJonas> Joseph eats his bar, managing to hold his cane and flashlight in one hand, and then gets out his pistol preemptively. He holds it in the other hand. Good thing he's ambidextrous.
[2015-07-05 21:55:30] <ScanGMs> Marion, there's nothing on that sign that you don't already know.
[2015-07-05 21:55:38] <DiePotato> Isa heads for the yellow tape afterwards
[2015-07-05 21:55:47] <Daedalus> Colonel follows.
[2015-07-05 21:55:47] <DrScottJonas> Joseph follows.
[2015-07-05 21:55:50] <ScanGMs> One of the cops moves it out of the way for you all.
[2015-07-05 21:56:08] <DiePotato> "Thanks." Isa doesn't have to duck. Wooo shortness
[2015-07-05 21:56:13] <GreenWolf> Charles unslings his rifle and follows the rest of the group.
[2015-07-05 21:56:13] <KadeLeMuse> Marion sighs a little, then goes for the yellow tape.They smile and nod at the cop.
[2015-07-05 21:57:28] <DrScottJonas> ~I need a headlamp or something~
[2015-07-05 21:58:53] <Daedalus> Colonel approaches one of the cops, "Seen anything?"
[2015-07-05 21:59:41] <ScanGMs> "Nope. Smells like shit, though." The other cop: "Dave, the ocean always smells like shit." Dave: "No kidding? Huh." Other cop: "Dave's not from around here."
[2015-07-05 21:59:58] <ScanGMs> The third and fourth cops are still napping.
[2015-07-05 22:00:11] <KadeLeMuse> Marionis already trying took deeper into the cave like a nerd. Any signs of the sand being disrupted when the rock formations were turned?
[2015-07-05 22:00:23] <DiePotato> Isa follows after Marion.
[2015-07-05 22:00:23] <GreenWolf> "Where's he from?" Charles asks the cop.
[2015-07-05 22:00:37] <Daedalus> "Right." Colonel heads for the rest of the group.
[2015-07-05 22:00:41] <KadeLeMuse> *to look
[2015-07-05 22:00:51] <DrScottJonas> Joseph follows after Marion.
[2015-07-05 22:00:55] <Daedalus> "See anything, Egghead?"
[2015-07-05 22:01:11] <KadeLeMuse> Marion see anything?
[2015-07-05 22:02:16] <ScanGMs> Marion, there's rubble lying about the base of the island, particularly under the parts that are inevitably jutting out.
[2015-07-05 22:02:37] <ScanGMs> Dave, to Charles: "Montana."
[2015-07-05 22:03:51] <DiePotato> "So." Isa clicks on her light and shines it into the cave. She starts walking towards it. "We gonna check this or what?'
[2015-07-05 22:03:54] <DiePotato> *"
[2015-07-05 22:04:02] <Daedalus> "Wait, Fia."
[2015-07-05 22:04:15] <DiePotato> "What?" Isa stops and looks over her shoulder
[2015-07-05 22:04:19] <Daedalus> "I'll take point."
[2015-07-05 22:04:30] <DiePotato> "Alrighty big guy."
[2015-07-05 22:04:32] <KadeLeMuse> "Well, this wasn't just abruptly herewith no bother on the environment. There are places where it looks like therocks were actuall /turned/, so,physical movement probably actually happened. Wonder how no one felt it."
[2015-07-05 22:04:36] <GreenWolf> Charles nods, accepting this answer, then moves to rejoin the group.
[2015-07-05 22:05:24] <DrScottJonas> "Well, let's figure out how it can be moved back before how it moves."
[2015-07-05 22:05:54] <DrScottJonas> Joseph turns on his light.
[2015-07-05 22:06:05] <Daedalus> "Alright. This is how it's gonna go down. Keep at least two feet from the guy next to you, but don't lollygag."
[2015-07-05 22:06:15] <Daedalus> "Everyone ready?"
[2015-07-05 22:06:22] <KadeLeMuse> Can I roll ecology for Marion to see if there's anything here that should be other than sudden jutting rocks?
[2015-07-05 22:06:39] <DiePotato> "Ready enough."
[2015-07-05 22:06:49] <KadeLeMuse> They nod at Colonel.
[2015-07-05 22:06:55] <KadeLeMuse> *snouldn'tbe
[2015-07-05 22:06:56] <DiePotato> Isa carries her violin case in one hand and the light in the other.
[2015-07-05 22:06:59] <Daedalus> "I'll take point, the rest of you file in behind. You see something, you call it out immediately? Everyone understand?"
[2015-07-05 22:07:03] <KadeLeMuse> *shouldn't be
[2015-07-05 22:07:13] <GreenWolf> Charles nods. "Understood."
[2015-07-05 22:07:19] <KadeLeMuse> Nodnod. "Gotcha."
[2015-07-05 22:07:30] <DrScottJonas> "Got it."
[2015-07-05 22:08:23] <DiePotato> "Let's go."
[2015-07-05 22:09:03] <ScanGMs> The cave mouth beckons.
[2015-07-05 22:09:07] <KadeLeMuse> Scan?
[2015-07-05 22:09:43] <Daedalus> Colonel heads right on in, rifle raised.
[2015-07-05 22:09:55] <Daedalus> "Let's move."
[2015-07-05 22:10:06] <DrScottJonas> Joseph brings up the back
[2015-07-05 22:10:13] <KadeLeMuse> They nod and follow.
[2015-07-05 22:10:16] <DiePotato> Isa follows, shining her light around to illiminate their path
[2015-07-05 22:10:27] <GreenWolf> Charles follows behind Isa.
[2015-07-05 22:10:48] <ScanGMs> Marion, there's nothing else unusual on the outside.
[2015-07-05 22:11:23] <KadeLeMuse> Okay. Time to keep an eye out on the inside, then.
[2015-07-05 22:12:51] <Daedalus> Colonel steps carefully into the cave, shining his flashlight down the path.
[2015-07-05 22:13:14] <ScanGMs> The cave mouth is about twelve feet high and equally wide. Various large stones and rocks that make up the path form a sort of crude staircase, going down at an incline of about two feet down for every seven feet forwards. It seems to wind a bit, veering off to the left after a bit.
[2015-07-05 22:14:31] <DiePotato> Isa watches her step.
[2015-07-05 22:14:44] <KadeLeMuse> Anything odd yet?
[2015-07-05 22:15:00] <ScanGMs> Everything in it is wet, with water dripping from the ceiling. Appropriate, since you're at the ocean. It's cooler inside than outside by a significant degree, though there's not much wind and the roar from outside is quieter once you get in. Marion, roll whatever you roll for ecology.
[2015-07-05 22:15:34] <KadeLeMuse> 4df+10 (sci+ecology)
[2015-07-05 22:15:34] <Glacon> KadeLeMuse: (sci+ecology): 8 (4df+10=0, 4-, 4-, 0)
[2015-07-05 22:17:47] <ScanGMs> Marion, there really should be more life up here. Like, lichens/moss/what-have-you, some of the little shellfish things or the barnacles that were clinging to the entrance… but there's just rocks dripping with water.
[2015-07-05 22:18:28] <ScanGMs> You're all free to, like, do stuff.
[2015-07-05 22:18:42] <DrScottJonas> Joseph looks around with his light.
[2015-07-05 22:18:56] <KadeLeMuse> "…Thereis something seriously off here, guys. There's no life /at all/. This is severely troubling."
[2015-07-05 22:19:09] <DiePotato> Isa keeps shining her light around and following the cave. "Well it's a cave."
[2015-07-05 22:19:20] <GreenWolf> "Well, the cave is new, isn't it? Would there be anything in here yet?"
[2015-07-05 22:19:49] <KadeLeMuse> "no, caves havelife! shellfish,moss, barnacles. Here, there's /nothing/."
[2015-07-05 22:20:27] <KadeLeMuse> "Even a new cave would have things in it by this point."
[2015-07-05 22:20:32] <DiePotato> "Huh. Strange." Isa doesn't really think that's weird.
[2015-07-05 22:20:42] <Daedalus> "So what, something's keeping them from growing?"
[2015-07-05 22:20:46] <DrScottJonas> "That is troubling."
[2015-07-05 22:21:05] <Daedalus> "We'll keep that in mind."
[2015-07-05 22:22:04] <KadeLeMuse> "Yeah. It's like, this whole thing is just rocks and water. Dead. There might be an invasive species killing off everything else."
[2015-07-05 22:22:36] <DiePotato> "Think this invasive species will effect us?"
[2015-07-05 22:23:03] <DrScottJonas> "In this case I think we'd be an invasive species ourselves."
[2015-07-05 22:23:10] <Daedalus> "We're not dead yet. Keep moving."
[2015-07-05 22:23:19] <KadeLeMuse> "Judging by the fact that the tourist was shot… Maybe so."
[2015-07-05 22:23:20] <GreenWolf> "If there's something killing stuff of, shouldn't there be bodies or something?"
[2015-07-05 22:24:04] <KadeLeMuse> "Not if /everything/ is being eaten of them and repurposed into energy. Anomalies and all."
[2015-07-05 22:24:21] <Daedalus> "Like I said, we're not dead yet."
[2015-07-05 22:24:58] <DrScottJonas> "Might as well keep going."
[2015-07-05 22:25:22] <ScanGMs> As you keep moving, a bit around the corner (the light and noise from outside is not significant by now), the cave is blocked off by a giant, rough slab of iron that seems to extend into the rock. You can't make it out at your distance, but there's an inscription carved into t.
[2015-07-05 22:25:23] <ScanGMs> *into it.
[2015-07-05 22:26:05] <DrScottJonas> Joseph shines light on the inscription.
[2015-07-05 22:26:08] <GreenWolf> (Can they read the inscription?)
[2015-07-05 22:26:08] <Daedalus> Colonel attempts to approach it.
[2015-07-05 22:26:15] <Daedalus> Shining a light at it.
[2015-07-05 22:26:20] <DiePotato> "Hm." Isa frowns
[2015-07-05 22:26:26] <ScanGMs> There's some text in Latin.
[2015-07-05 22:26:39] <ScanGMs> Anyone read it?
[2015-07-05 22:26:45] <DrScottJonas> "I can translate this!"
[2015-07-05 22:27:13] <ScanGMs> Roll for it, Joseph.
[2015-07-05 22:27:33] <KadeLeMuse> They sigh."We should all just be very careful, then." They look at the iron. It seem like a natural part of the environment, something someone left years ago on the beach,or just appeared?
[2015-07-05 22:27:42] <DrScottJonas> 4df+11 (Academics and NoDL)
[2015-07-05 22:27:42] <Glacon> DrScottJonas: (Academics and NoDL): 14 (4df+11=3+, 3+, 3+, 0)
[2015-07-05 22:28:02] <ScanGMs> It looks artificial, as though it was forged (though inexpertly).
[2015-07-05 22:29:04] <Daedalus> "Good. What's it say?"
[2015-07-05 22:29:17] <DrScottJonas> "It says…"
[2015-07-05 22:29:18] <ScanGMs> Joseph, the transcription doesn't make any damn sense… if one were to take each of the words at face value. You happen to know enough of the grammar and sufficient cultural context to translate it as essentially. 'The blood of the heretic reveals it.'
[2015-07-05 22:29:30] <ScanGMs> *as essentially: "The blood of the heretic reveals it."
[2015-07-05 22:29:45] <DrScottJonas> "That blood of the heretic reveals it?
[2015-07-05 22:29:47] <DrScottJonas> "
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[2015-07-05 22:30:06] <KadeLeMuse> "…Okay, this iron was a recent thing. This was forged, but not well. We might be dealing with a sentient invasive species. here."
[2015-07-05 22:30:10] <DiePotato> "…That sounds… Religious."
[2015-07-05 22:30:37] <GreenWolf> "The question is, 'What religion?'"
[2015-07-05 22:30:51] <DrScottJonas> Joseph sighs. "Yes, it does. Anyone feel like drawing some blood to smear on it? It might help."
[2015-07-05 22:31:08] <KadeLeMuse> "…Should we try spilling some blood? I don't believe in an religion, so I would be good."
[2015-07-05 22:31:25] <KadeLeMuse> "I'd need a knife, though."
[2015-07-05 22:31:27] <DiePotato> Isa shrugs and sets her violin case down
[2015-07-05 22:31:37] <DiePotato> The switchblade comes out after
[2015-07-05 22:31:49] <Daedalus> "Wait."
[2015-07-05 22:32:02] <Daedalus> "We don't know what this thing might do."
[2015-07-05 22:32:23] <DiePotato> "Wanna just stand here and hope it goes away?"
[2015-07-05 22:32:57] <KadeLeMuse> Marion turns to look at Colonel."We have a basic idea; it reveals something. Maybe the something killing off the life here."
[2015-07-05 22:33:01] <Daedalus> "Hilarious. No. I say we plan a little before we just offer blood to the blood wall.""
[2015-07-05 22:33:17] <DiePotato> "What do you have in mind?"
[2015-07-05 22:34:02] <KadeLeMuse> "Colonel, it says 'reveals'. Meaning, whatever it is is already here. We just can't see it."
[2015-07-05 22:34:21] <Daedalus> "Shut up egghead, I've been standing here the whole time. I just say we take some precautions. Keep back a few feet.
[2015-07-05 22:34:22] <Daedalus> "
[2015-07-05 22:34:29] <Daedalus> "Then toss blood at the wall.
[2015-07-05 22:34:30] <Daedalus> "
[2015-07-05 22:34:44] <DiePotato> "Alrighty." Isa backs up
[2015-07-05 22:34:48] <DrScottJonas> "Sounds like a good enough plan."
[2015-07-05 22:35:26] <GreenWolf> "Get ready to fight. We have no idea what's on the other side, but I doubt it's friendly."
[2015-07-05 22:35:38] <KadeLeMuse> They nod,only staying a few feet by the iron. "Knife?"
[2015-07-05 22:35:40] <GreenWolf> Charles steps back a good distance and readies his rifle.
[2015-07-05 22:35:44] <Daedalus> "Thank you." Colonel steps back a few feet, "Don't fire until I do."
[2015-07-05 22:35:54] <KadeLeMuse> They hold out their hand for it.
[2015-07-05 22:36:13] <DrScottJonas> Joseph readies his pistol.
[2015-07-05 22:36:14] <DiePotato> "If you insist." Isa slaps her switchblade in their hand
[2015-07-05 22:36:32] <Daedalus> "Alright. When you bleed on it, run back. Got it?"
[2015-07-05 22:37:47] <KadeLeMuse> "Got it." Marion opens the switchblade, closes their eyes, and uses the switchblade to draw blood from their hand.
[2015-07-05 22:38:23] <DiePotato> Isa draws her pistol and waits. "You coulda just cut your thumb."
[2015-07-05 22:38:48] <ScanGMs> Your hand bleeds.
[2015-07-05 22:39:12] <Daedalus> Colonel waits, kneeling and keeping his gun trained on the wall.
[2015-07-05 22:39:37] <ScanGMs> The ground vibrates just a little.
[2015-07-05 22:39:57] <GreenWolf> Charles crouches in the shadows, trying to stay out of sit of anything that might be on the other side
[2015-07-05 22:39:57] <DiePotato> "Oh that's nice."
[2015-07-05 22:40:09] <KadeLeMuse> They spatter the blood on the iron, then run back.
[2015-07-05 22:40:20] <ScanGMs> Pause for description.
[2015-07-05 22:40:22] <DrScottJonas> Joseph braces for whatever comes next.
[2015-07-05 22:40:52] <ScanGMs> And also for me to make a little snack but w/e.
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[2015-07-05 22:50:05] <ScanGMs> Nothing happens for a few seconds; the blood drips down the iron a little. Then suddenly, like a lightbulb going on, the iron starts glowing pink, emitting bright light. The rocks around you take a bit to grow into it, but they are soon glowing pink as well. There are non-localized flashes of blue within your vision as well. The level of static electricity in the room goes up drastically,…
[2015-07-05 22:50:05] <ScanGMs> …and the ground begins to shake. And just as suddenly (this took maybe twenty seconds), it all stops and goes dark — even your flashlights. A deep voice says some Latin that Joseph would recognize as "Accepted. Truth is revealed to the one with closed ears.", and your flashlights come on. Their illumination is supplemented by the presence of some technicolor glowing vines that anyone can…
[2015-07-05 22:50:05] <ScanGMs> …roll a relevant specialty to identify, as well as a small flock of hummingbirds that a relevant specialty could similarly examine. The space directly behind you seems to have been filled off with a solid iron wall like the one that /was/ just in front of you, but is now not; the outline of the cave and the placement of the rocks remains the same, but it is dry, and a longer stretch of the…
[2015-07-05 22:50:05] <ScanGMs> …passage has been found; what is beyond that iron gate seems to be much flatter, to the point where it was clearly leveled to be such. The level of static in the air remains the same.
[2015-07-05 22:50:10] <ScanGMs> Unpause.
[2015-07-05 22:52:42] <DrScottJonas> 4df+8 (Perception, Nature Boy) Are those earth species of plant or bird?
[2015-07-05 22:52:43] <Glacon> DrScottJonas: (Perception, Nature Boy) Are those earth species of plant or bird?: 10 (4df+8=4-, 3+, 3+, 3+)
[2015-07-05 22:52:52] <KadeLeMuse> 4df+10 Ecology to identify vines& humming birds& and if it makes sense for them to be here!
[2015-07-05 22:52:53] <Glacon> KadeLeMuse: Ecology to identify vines& humming birds& and if it makes sense for them to be here!: 11 (4df+10=0, 3+, 4-, 3+)
[2015-07-05 22:52:56] <DiePotato> "Looks like there is quite literally no way back."
[2015-07-05 22:53:18] <GreenWolf> "Guess we have to press forwards."
[2015-07-05 22:53:32] <KadeLeMuse> "Looks like it."
[2015-07-05 22:53:51] <DrScottJonas> "We were going to anyways."
[2015-07-05 22:54:04] <KadeLeMuse> Their blood plips to the ground every once in a while.
[2015-07-05 22:54:22] <DiePotato> "May want to patch that."
[2015-07-05 22:54:45] <Daedalus> "Alright."
[2015-07-05 22:56:10] <KadeLeMuse> Marion nods and takes out a thing of bandages to to do it up right quick!
[2015-07-05 22:56:12] <Daedalus> Colonel stands carefully and steps beyond from where the Iron wall was.
[2015-07-05 22:56:27] <DiePotato> Isa follows behind Colonel
[2015-07-05 22:56:34] <DrScottJonas> Joseph follows.
[2015-07-05 22:56:45] <ScanGMs> sorry, got distracted, am typing up responses to things
[2015-07-05 22:56:48] <GreenWolf> Charles also follows
[2015-07-05 22:56:53] <ScanGMs> Joseph, those vines and birds don't look like anything that couldn't happen on the planet earth, except maybe for the glowing. Marion, the vines are actually (quite large) seaweed (none of the ones you can remember glow like this, but hey), and the hummingbirds are, well, not a species you recognize, but not incredibly different from the ones you do. Neither, however, has any business living…
[2015-07-05 22:56:53] <ScanGMs> …here, though the hummingbirds do seem to be hovering around the vines more than elsewhere.
[2015-07-05 22:57:20] <Daedalus> "Anyone read 'Journey to the Center of the Earth'?"
[2015-07-05 22:57:46] <DiePotato> "Nope. But I can guess what it's about now."
[2015-07-05 22:58:01] <Daedalus> "They're thinking of making a film about it."
[2015-07-05 22:58:25] <DrScottJonas> "I've read most of Verne's work."
[2015-07-05 22:58:33] <KadeLeMuse> "Nope.One thing I can say, though- the seaweed and hummingbirds make no sense being here.Now that life was revealed, it was not the life expected."
[2015-07-05 22:58:43] <Daedalus> "No shit?"
[2015-07-05 22:59:04] <KadeLeMuse> "Yes, no shit, Colonel."
[2015-07-05 22:59:12] <ScanGMs> For one, the seaweed would need to be underwater and have sunlight, and there are no hummingbirds that live off of seaweed.
[2015-07-05 22:59:29] <Daedalus> He frowns.
[2015-07-05 22:59:35] <DrScottJonas> "They at least could be related to something from Earth."
[2015-07-05 23:00:14] <Daedalus> "They teach you all about underground hummingbirds and glowing vines in gradeschool, don't you know?"
[2015-07-05 23:00:18] <KadeLeMuse> "Seaweed is a /marine/ plant, for one. Secondly, there are no hummingbirds that evolved to live off of seaweed."
[2015-07-05 23:00:21] <Daedalus> "Quite common in England."
[2015-07-05 23:00:38] <DiePotato> Isa keeps walking and lets people talk.
[2015-07-05 23:00:50] <Daedalus> He shakes his head, and keeps moving as well.
[2015-07-05 23:00:59] <GreenWolf> Charles pokes at one of the hummingbirds with the tip of his rifle.
[2015-07-05 23:01:17] <DrScottJonas> Joseph decides to move on.
[2015-07-05 23:01:33] <Daedalus> "I know what seaweed is, egghead. I was being sarcas- Hey!"
[2015-07-05 23:01:47] <Daedalus> He waves to Charles, "Stop that!"
[2015-07-05 23:02:29] <ScanGMs> The hummingbird flies over and pecks at your cheek. It draws a tiny prick of blood.
[2015-07-05 23:02:44] <GreenWolf> "Ow!"
[2015-07-05 23:02:54] <KadeLeMuse> Marion follows, taking a sample of seaweed, though. "So, this entire place is ecologically unfeasible. And I can't always know with you, Colonel."
[2015-07-05 23:02:59] <DiePotato> "And that's why we don't touch the wildlife."
[2015-07-05 23:03:01] <Daedalus> "Get the fuck away from it."
[2015-07-05 23:03:16] <ScanGMs> Marion, the seaweed feels like it just came out of the oven. How much did you take?
[2015-07-05 23:03:34] <Daedalus> "Don't touch anything."
[2015-07-05 23:04:29] <KadeLeMuse> Just a small bit. "…I was using gloves, don't wrry. This seaweed is /hot/."
[2015-07-05 23:04:44] <Daedalus> "It's the containment team's job to get samples. We're just here for recon."
[2015-07-05 23:04:50] <GreenWolf> Charles takes a few steps in the opposite direction of the birds.
[2015-07-05 23:05:33] <Daedalus> "Come on, keep moving." Colonel heads further into the cave.
[2015-07-05 23:05:42] <DrScottJonas> "We probably shouldn't let the birds get a taste for us, they might just be carnivorous."
[2015-07-05 23:05:42] <ScanGMs> It drips with… sparks? There are little technicolor sparks dribbling off of your sample, Marion.
[2015-07-05 23:05:44] <KadeLeMuse> "It's my job as an ecologist to get small samples, too." They follow.
[2015-07-05 23:05:46] <DiePotato> "Can we keep going to find the anomalous religious things that put that slab there? Thank you." Isa follows after
[2015-07-05 23:05:59] <DrScottJonas> Joseph follows.
[2015-07-05 23:06:28] <GreenWolf> Charles falls back into his place with the rest of the group.
[2015-07-05 23:06:54] <GreenWolf> He keeps glancing at the hummingbirds warily.
[2015-07-05 23:07:07] <KadeLeMuse> Marion blinks. "The seaweed drips /literal electricity/."
[2015-07-05 23:07:39] <Daedalus> "Stop holding it, then."
[2015-07-05 23:07:45] <DrScottJonas> "Strange. Probably should avoid it then."
[2015-07-05 23:08:09] <KadeLeMuse> "It's in my test tube, don't worry."
[2015-07-05 23:08:10] <ScanGMs> A few hummingbirds flock to the part of the vine you harvested from.
[2015-07-05 23:09:01] <KadeLeMuse> Marion turns to look at them. "…These hummingbirds feed on electric sparks."
[2015-07-05 23:09:13] <Daedalus> "Facinating."
[2015-07-05 23:09:18] <Daedalus> "Lets keep moving."
[2015-07-05 23:09:18] <GreenWolf> "Are you sure? Cause that one looked like it fed on blood."
[2015-07-05 23:09:27] <KadeLeMuse> They follow.
[2015-07-05 23:10:08] <DrScottJonas> "You provoked the thing. " to Charles.
[2015-07-05 23:12:03] <Daedalus> Colonel keeps moving forward.
[2015-07-05 23:12:23] <KadeLeMuse> "It's very strange that that was the reaction brought out, though." They keep walking with the others, now keepingg an eye out for anything else odd.
[2015-07-05 23:13:42] <ScanGMs> Crack. Crack crack.
[2015-07-05 23:13:45] <ScanGMs> Pause.
[2015-07-05 23:13:48] <ScanGMs> Crack.
[2015-07-05 23:13:56] <ScanGMs> Four distant cracking sounds from the direction you came.
[2015-07-05 23:14:27] <DiePotato> Isa promptly stops walking and looks over her shoulder
[2015-07-05 23:14:34] <ScanGMs> There's an iron barrier there.
[2015-07-05 23:14:34] <DrScottJonas> Joseph turns around.
[2015-07-05 23:14:41] <Daedalus> Colonel spins about.
[2015-07-05 23:14:57] <DrScottJonas> "Lovely. We can't go back at all."
[2015-07-05 23:15:11] <DiePotato> "I didn't know iron slabs could walk."
[2015-07-05 23:15:31] <Daedalus> "That doesn't happen every Sunday."
[2015-07-05 23:15:38] <DrScottJonas> Joseph looks it over for any further inscriptions.
[2015-07-05 23:15:45] <GreenWolf> "Let's hope there's a way out further on."
[2015-07-05 23:15:51] <KadeLeMuse> "Anomalous, remember. It's making sure we can't go back."
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[2015-07-05 23:17:04] <Daedalus> "Let's keep going."
[2015-07-05 23:17:30] <DiePotato> "Mmhmm." Isa turns back around and keeps walking
[2015-07-05 23:17:43] <KadeLeMuse> Marion frowns. "I'm thinking that, with the the writing,it
[2015-07-05 23:17:58] <DrScottJonas> Any more writing on the wall?
[2015-07-05 23:18:10] <ScanGMs> No.
[2015-07-05 23:18:19] <Daedalus> Colonel keeps moving forward.
[2015-07-05 23:18:28] <DrScottJonas> Joseph turns, and goes on.
[2015-07-05 23:18:30] <KadeLeMuse> s probably not good we're heading thisway. Or,, at least, that /I/am."
[2015-07-05 23:18:39] <ScanGMs> Assuming you're all going forward, you'll find the cavern open out into a wider space that I will pause so i can describe.
[2015-07-05 23:18:43] <DiePotato> Isa follows, pistol in one hand and case in the other.
[2015-07-05 23:18:47] <KadeLeMuse> Marion reluctantly follows.
[2015-07-05 23:19:14] <KadeLeMuse> "Why would you bring a heretic onto religious grounds?"
[2015-07-05 23:19:46] <GreenWolf> "Human sacrifice?"
[2015-07-05 23:19:50] <DiePotato> (pause)
[2015-07-05 23:20:16] <DrScottJonas> "Hmm.
[2015-07-05 23:22:47] <ScanGMs> You're looking at a space about the size of a medium-sized apartment, hewn out of the stone. There's a bed, small kitchenette (nothing electrical or factory-made — this is all homemade) with miscellaneous food items in it, and two wooden doors built into the rock. There's also a third iron slab, with a Latin inscription that Joseph can identify as "killing room". The vines all go down into…
[2015-07-05 23:22:47] <ScanGMs> …a bundle in the center of the room before disappearing into the rock.
[2015-07-05 23:23:09] <ScanGMs> They glow brighter than normal at that point, outshining the illumination of your flashlights.
[2015-07-05 23:23:23] <ScanGMs> Unpause.
[2015-07-05 23:23:24] <Daedalus> "What the fuck?"
[2015-07-05 23:23:39] <Daedalus> Colonel scans the room with his rifle.
[2015-07-05 23:24:08] <ScanGMs> It's empty, besides Psi-7 and the hummingbirds. I should mention that there are many hummingbird nests here in the nooks and crannies.
[2015-07-05 23:24:16] <GreenWolf> Charles turns off his flashlight and puts it in a pocket. To save the battery or something.
[2015-07-05 23:24:19] <KadeLeMuse> "I'm telling you, /not good/." They pull out their whistle.
[2015-07-05 23:24:28] <DiePotato> "Well then." Isa kneels down and opens up her violin case to assemble her Thompson quickly.
[2015-07-05 23:24:42] <DrScottJonas> "About that sacrifice theory…"
[2015-07-05 23:25:10] <Daedalus> "Someone lives down here…"
[2015-07-05 23:25:13] <GreenWolf> "I'm right, aren't I? I hate being right."
[2015-07-05 23:25:23] <Daedalus> Colonel looks around for any signs of someone being here recently.
[2015-07-05 23:25:34] <ScanGMs> Perception, Colonel.
[2015-07-05 23:25:35] <DrScottJonas> "That iron slab says, well it says killing room."
[2015-07-05 23:26:09] <DiePotato> Isa slaps a magazine into her SMG and pulls the violin case onto her back underneath her backpack. Yay for clips.
[2015-07-05 23:26:31] <Daedalus> 4df+3
[2015-07-05 23:26:32] <Glacon> Daedalus: 5 (4df+3=3+, 3+, 4-, 3+)
[2015-07-05 23:27:06] <KadeLeMuse> Marion tries to back up,looking around everywhere.
[2015-07-05 23:27:47] <DrScottJonas> "You said the vines were electric? Any chance of them being used as wires or a power source?"
[2015-07-05 23:28:44] <Daedalus> "These are human implements, which mean something human or humaoid lives here."
[2015-07-05 23:28:45] <GreenWolf> Charles places himself in front of Marion. He already has his rifle raised.
[2015-07-05 23:28:49] <ScanGMs> You find some water with a few chunks of ice in a bucket; it couldn't have been filled more than ten hours ago, or else it probably would be all melted by now.
[2015-07-05 23:29:10] <Daedalus> "Something was here, today."
[2015-07-05 23:29:18] <KadeLeMuse> "Maybe? They produce sparks, so it wouldn't be surprising."
[2015-07-05 23:29:19] <Daedalus> "At least 10 hours ago."
[2015-07-05 23:29:40] <DrScottJonas> "Well, there must be a way out then."
[2015-07-05 23:30:00] <Daedalus> "Right."
[2015-07-05 23:30:33] <Daedalus> Colonel goes to the doors.
[2015-07-05 23:30:43] <Daedalus> Do they look breachable?
[2015-07-05 23:31:00] <DiePotato> Isa examines the quality of the furniture and stuff
[2015-07-05 23:31:09] <ScanGMs> They're not so much "breachable" as they are "not possessing any sort of locking or latching mechanism that would require a breach".
[2015-07-05 23:31:27] <ScanGMs> Which is to say that Isa could breach them with a modicum of effort.
[2015-07-05 23:31:30] <KadeLeMuse> Marion sits to the back, whistle in mouth just in case.
[2015-07-05 23:31:46] <ScanGMs> Isa, the furniture was made by someone who has a solid understanding of how to do this thing with hand tools, but not like a master craftsperson or anything.
[2015-07-05 23:32:15] <DiePotato> "Hmmm. Whoever lives here has at least an understanding of tools."
[2015-07-05 23:32:22] <GreenWolf> Charles inspects the hummingbird nests. From a safe distance, of course.
[2015-07-05 23:32:26] <Daedalus> Colonel carefully opens one of the doors with the tip of his gun.
[2015-07-05 23:33:16] <ScanGMs> Charles, they seem to be made of dead, dried bits of that seaweed, as well as hummingbird bones.
[2015-07-05 23:33:59] <DrScottJonas> Joseph examines the food.
[2015-07-05 23:34:09] <DiePotato> Isa notices Colonel is opening up the door and follows, also pointing her gun
[2015-07-05 23:34:45] <ScanGMs> Colonel, the door swings open. Vines run into the room, giving it light; inside are rows upon rows of weapons. Many guns, ranging from very clearly early models to entirely modern technology, to an assortment of knives and swords and other melee weapons, to bows and arrows, to some weapons you don't really recognize at all. This room is bigger than the apartment room you were just in. There…
[2015-07-05 23:34:45] <ScanGMs> …is, thankfully, nobody in it.
[2015-07-05 23:34:58] <ScanGMs> There isn't anything that couldn't be carried by one person, though.
[2015-07-05 23:35:14] <DiePotato> "Woahhhhh…"
[2015-07-05 23:35:32] <DiePotato> Isa lets her Thompson fall to her side and goes through all the weapons.
[2015-07-05 23:35:40] <ScanGMs> Joseph, there's no rhyme or reason to what's here. Miscellaneous assorted foods in a variety of languages, little in the way of cooking staples, prepackaged stuff, things that don't look like they've been in production in the past thirty years…
[2015-07-05 23:36:07] <ScanGMs> Isa, they're all pretty well-maintained, but there's no sort of labeling anywhere. There seems to be a section in the back holding all sorts of ammunition as well.
[2015-07-05 23:36:23] <Daedalus> "Christ…"
[2015-07-05 23:36:25] <KadeLeMuse> Marion walks towards the weapons room, looking in interest. The pick up something handgun-like and one that's unrecognizable.
[2015-07-05 23:36:31] <Daedalus> "Fia, dont' touch it."
[2015-07-05 23:36:38] <DiePotato> "Awwwww whyyyyyy?"
[2015-07-05 23:36:43] <Daedalus> "Egghead, /definately/ don't touch it.
[2015-07-05 23:36:44] <DrScottJonas> Joseph decides to check out the room instead.
[2015-07-05 23:36:45] <Daedalus> "
[2015-07-05 23:37:13] <Daedalus> "Because we don't know what they do."
[2015-07-05 23:37:39] <DiePotato> Are the weapons of different nationalities? Meaning are there German weapons along with Soviet weapons and so on?
[2015-07-05 23:37:46] <GreenWolf> "They're guns. I think it's pretty obvious what they do."
[2015-07-05 23:37:54] <Daedalus> "If they were anywhere but in a cave, I'd say go nuts."
[2015-07-05 23:38:00] <KadeLeMuse> "Leonard said I needed a new handgun for him to teach me, though." They go to grab them anyways.
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[2015-07-05 23:38:01] <Daedalus> "But these could be anomalous implements."
[2015-07-05 23:38:06] <ScanGMs> The handgun looks normal; the other one seems partway between a knife and an abstract sculpture. It feels much lighter than any metal has a right to be, and also has more pointy bits than knives really need.
[2015-07-05 23:38:22] <ScanGMs> There are guns of many, many nationalities here, Isa.
[2015-07-05 23:38:42] <ScanGMs> Joseph, looking for anything in particular?
[2015-07-05 23:38:52] <DrScottJonas> Handguns.
[2015-07-05 23:38:54] <KadeLeMuse> They place the gun in their pocket.
[2015-07-05 23:39:08] <DiePotato> "This makes no sense… There's things ranging from Soviet Kalash's to German MGs."
[2015-07-05 23:39:41] <GreenWolf> "Well, it's obviously an armory of some sort. So where's the army?"
[2015-07-05 23:39:58] <DrScottJonas> "Same with the food, it's from all over. I think the owner of this place isn't bound to North America."
[2015-07-05 23:40:09] <Daedalus> "Or whoever our mystery guest is is a collector. Do these weapons look used, Isa?"
[2015-07-05 23:41:07] <DiePotato> Isa looks them over for any obvious wear that would show they've been fired. "They at least look taken care of."
[2015-07-05 23:41:33] <ScanGMs> Joseph, you find some.
[2015-07-05 23:41:40] <Daedalus> "I'm going to check out the other room."
[2015-07-05 23:41:46] <KadeLeMuse> They hold the pointy-knifey-thing.
[2015-07-05 23:41:52] <ScanGMs> They've all been fired, some more than others. None within the past few days, at least.
[2015-07-05 23:41:58] <ScanGMs> Marion, Agility.
[2015-07-05 23:42:06] <Daedalus> Colonel heads out, going to the other door and opening it up carefully.
[2015-07-05 23:42:08] <DiePotato> "Every single one has been used before."
[2015-07-05 23:42:10] <GreenWolf> "Careful with that, Marion."
[2015-07-05 23:42:11] <KadeLeMuse> 4df+4
[2015-07-05 23:42:12] <Glacon> KadeLeMuse: 4 (4df+4=0, 0, 0, 0)
[2015-07-05 23:42:19] <DrScottJonas> Joseph examines the handguns, for anything that looks light and/or futurey
[2015-07-05 23:42:50] <ScanGMs> A few look light, but none particularly futuristic.
[2015-07-05 23:42:52] <DiePotato> Isa pulls her gaze from the armory and looks at the other two. "Hey! He said don't touch 'em!"
[2015-07-05 23:43:24] <DrScottJonas> "Sorry, sorry." Joseph leaves before temptation kicks in.
[2015-07-05 23:43:41] <DiePotato> >:|
[2015-07-05 23:44:08] <KadeLeMuse> "I'm careful!" Marion goes to follow Joseph.
[2015-07-05 23:44:30] <DiePotato> "Put the gun back." >:|
[2015-07-05 23:44:40] <ScanGMs> hold one just a sec
[2015-07-05 23:44:44] <ScanGMs> *on
[2015-07-05 23:45:38] <ScanGMs> Marion, your body, independent of your mind, manages not to trip over in its sudden haste to run out of the room, knife-hand outstretched, right into a very pale man over six feet tall, with no hair and large black eyes numerous puncture wounds all over his body, all of which ooze a dark blue, viscous fluid. He grabs Marion by the wrist just as the knife is about to go through the man's…
[2015-07-05 23:45:38] <ScanGMs> …chest; Marion's body comes back under her control at this point. The man is standing in the middle of the room, dressed in a trenchcoat and boots, and dragging a tied-up, unconscious woman behind him.
[2015-07-05 23:46:03] <ScanGMs> *their
[2015-07-05 23:46:04] <ScanGMs> okay unpause
[2015-07-05 23:46:32] <DiePotato> "HOLY SHIT!"
[2015-07-05 23:46:42] <KadeLeMuse> Marionsudders,theytry to pullback fromthe man,They whistle is blown. *FWWWEEEEEET*
[2015-07-05 23:46:58] <DrScottJonas> Joseph aims at the thing. He gon shoot itm
[2015-07-05 23:47:01] <ScanGMs> He grabs onto the knife thing as Marion pulls away and tosses it behind him. He looks unamused.
[2015-07-05 23:47:01] <GreenWolf> Charles drops into a crouch, pointing his rifle at the man.
[2015-07-05 23:47:04] <Daedalus> Colonel turns about on his heel, aiming his gun
[2015-07-05 23:47:18] <GreenWolf> "No one shoot!" He shouts. Then he adds. "Yet."
[2015-07-05 23:47:20] <ScanGMs> He does cringe a bit at the whistle. "That's annoyin'…" British, gravely voice.
[2015-07-05 23:47:34] <Daedalus> "Stop right there."
[2015-07-05 23:47:38] <DiePotato> Isa raises her Thompson. "Get down on the ground."
[2015-07-05 23:47:44] <KadeLeMuse> Marion moves to the side of the man! They stop whisting.
[2015-07-05 23:48:17] <ScanGMs> He releases the unconscious woman's hand; it flops to the ground. He doesn't move. "Now, I understand that you would have no way of knowin' this, but I really don't care about any of the weapons you're pointing at me."
[2015-07-05 23:48:37] <ScanGMs> "So which one of you unlocked the door?"
[2015-07-05 23:48:55] <GreenWolf> "Why so you care?"
[2015-07-05 23:48:57] <DiePotato> "The place was unlocked."
[2015-07-05 23:49:02] <GreenWolf> *do
[2015-07-05 23:49:26] <Daedalus> Colonel frowns, "You live here?'
[2015-07-05 23:50:01] <ScanGMs> "Sorry, I'm asking the questions here." He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a pistol.
[2015-07-05 23:50:21] <Daedalus> "Put the pistol down."
[2015-07-05 23:51:02] <ScanGMs> He rolls his eyes. "Just shoot me so you can see that it doesn't work and we can make some progress here, alright?"
[2015-07-05 23:51:19] <KadeLeMuse> "…" Mario hides their bandaged hand and goes for the knifey-pointy-thing again to tuck it away quickly. "May I ask what you would do to the person who opened the door?"
[2015-07-05 23:51:47] <ScanGMs> Marion would have to go around the pale man to do that. Roll Stealth if you want to do that.
[2015-07-05 23:52:06] <ScanGMs> "You can, but I won't answer."
[2015-07-05 23:52:26] <Daedalus> 4df+9 Colonel frowns, points his rifle downwards and pulls out his pistol. Casually he takes a shot at the humanoid's chest
[2015-07-05 23:52:27] <Glacon> Daedalus: Colonel frowns, points his rifle downwards and pulls out his pistol. Casually he takes a shot at the humanoid's chest: 10 (4df+9=3+, 3+, 4-, 0)
[2015-07-05 23:52:59] <KadeLeMuse> 4df+5 (sneak plus ggt because THIS GUY SEEMS DEADLY)
[2015-07-05 23:53:00] <Glacon> KadeLeMuse: (sneak plus ggt because THIS GUY SEEMS DEADLY): 3 (4df+5=4-, 0, 0, 4-)
[2015-07-05 23:53:17] <ScanGMs> The shot rings out quite loud in the enclosed space; the man takes no effort to dodge, and takes it right in the chest. Blue fluid starts leaking from it, and he stumbles back slightly, but seems otherwise unconcerned.
[2015-07-05 23:53:23] <ScanGMs> 4df+4 i c u
[2015-07-05 23:53:25] <Glacon> ScanGMs: i c u: 2 (4df+4=4-, 4-, 3+, 4-)
[2015-07-05 23:53:36] <DiePotato> "…Huh."
[2015-07-05 23:53:37] <ScanGMs> Or not. He seems distracted by the shot to the chest.
[2015-07-05 23:53:55] <Daedalus> "Not lying then." he holsters his pistol and then reslings his rifle.
[2015-07-05 23:54:06] <ScanGMs> "See? I don't care about those guns, but I can assure you that you all still care about mine." He waves his pistol around a bit.
[2015-07-05 23:54:14] <DrScottJonas> Joseph lowers his pistol.
[2015-07-05 23:54:16] <ScanGMs> "Now. Who spilled their blood at the gate?"
[2015-07-05 23:54:45] <Daedalus> "Fat fella. Old. Likes to wear lots of red."
[2015-07-05 23:54:56] <Daedalus> "Name of Claus. First name Santa."
[2015-07-05 23:55:08] <Daedalus> "Said he was sorry, but you didn't have a chimeny."
[2015-07-05 23:55:09] <ScanGMs> Marion, you're behind the man now, next to the pointy knife thing and the unconscious woman.
[2015-07-05 23:55:27] <ScanGMs> The man aims the gun directly at Isa. "Make one more joke and I'll blow your kneecaps out."
[2015-07-05 23:55:34] <DrScottJonas> 4df+6 (Persuasion+Improv) "I did, actually."
[2015-07-05 23:55:35] <Glacon> DrScottJonas: (Persuasion+Improv) "I did, actually.": 9 (4df+6=3+, 3+, 3+, 0)
[2015-07-05 23:55:43] <KadeLeMuse> Marion uses the bandaed hand to tuck away the knifey-pointy-thing so they don't touch it directly. The gently try to wake upthe woman with their other hand.
[2015-07-05 23:55:54] <ScanGMs> 4df+4 lol this only wins on a crit
[2015-07-05 23:55:55] <DiePotato> "Oh come on! I just avoided breaking these two days ago!"
[2015-07-05 23:55:55] <Glacon> ScanGMs: lol this only wins on a crit: 6 (4df+4=3+, 3+, 0, 0)
[2015-07-05 23:56:03] <Daedalus> Colonel said that.
[2015-07-05 23:56:19] <ScanGMs> Oh, uh. Redact. Your names are similar.
[2015-07-05 23:56:33] <GreenWolf> Charles looks at Joseph with a "wtf are you doing" look, but doesn't say anything.
[2015-07-05 23:56:33] <DiePotato> redact
[2015-07-05 23:56:46] <ScanGMs> The man aims the gun directly at Colonel. "Funny, but nobody's leaving until I get my information."
[2015-07-05 23:57:02] <ScanGMs> Marion, you retrieve the pointy knife thing.
[2015-07-05 23:58:01] <Daedalus> "How do we know you'll let us leave alive? Why not just shoot us?"
[2015-07-05 23:58:53] <ScanGMs> He grins at Joseph when his reply comes. "Well then. Would you kindly remove these hooligans from my [unintelligible sounds]?"
[2015-07-05 23:59:55] <Daedalus> Colonel looks to Joseph.
[2015-07-06 00:00:03] <DiePotato> Isa frowns and looks at Jospeh
[2015-07-06 00:00:37] <GreenWolf> Charles was already looking at Joseph. He keeps doing it.
[2015-07-06 00:00:53] <DrScottJonas> Joseph looks at them and nods really subtlety. "All right, all of you, out of the room. Don't worry, I'll handle them."
[2015-07-06 00:01:23] <DiePotato> "……." ~This. Can only end poorly.~
[2015-07-06 00:01:29] <GreenWolf> "What happens if we don't leave?"
[2015-07-06 00:01:53] <DrScottJonas> "Do you want to find out, punk?"
[2015-07-06 00:01:56] <KadeLeMuse> Marion frowns and look at the man. They not looking at the body.
[2015-07-06 00:02:05] <GreenWolf> ~Did… did he just call me a punk?~
[2015-07-06 00:02:06] <DiePotato> Isa is watching this like it's a bad soap opear
[2015-07-06 00:02:07] <ScanGMs> "Thank you. And good luck with yours." The pale man grins, picking up the unconscious woman and dragging her off to the side. Then, to Charles, "I will force you to leave, and shoot you once or twice for causing me trouble."
[2015-07-06 00:02:09] <DiePotato> *opera
[2015-07-06 00:02:48] <Daedalus> "What about that woman?"
[2015-07-06 00:02:54] <Daedalus> "What are you going to do with her?"
[2015-07-06 00:03:04] <GreenWolf> Charles blinks. "Okay. So, uh, how do we leave? There's a big slab of iron blocking the way out."
[2015-07-06 00:03:07] <ScanGMs> He scowls at Isa. "None of your business."
[2015-07-06 00:03:19] <DiePotato> (That was Colonel)
[2015-07-06 00:03:21] <Daedalus> Colonel said that*
[2015-07-06 00:03:23] <ScanGMs> Aaaaah.
[2015-07-06 00:03:32] <ScanGMs> He scowls at Colonel. "None of your business."
[2015-07-06 00:03:39] <KadeLeMuse> Theymove backin frot of himand hold uptheir bandaged hand."…Whatif I said he was lying?"
[2015-07-06 00:03:46] <KadeLeMuse> *spaces
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[2015-07-06 00:04:01] <ScanGMs> To Charles, "Your friend here will let you out." He gestures to Joseph. Then to Marion, "Shut up."
[2015-07-06 00:04:23] =-= Daedalus is now known as Roosevelt
[2015-07-06 00:05:09] <ScanGMs> Pause. "… remove that bandage."
[2015-07-06 00:05:59] <KadeLeMuse> They undo the bandage to reveal the dripping blood.
[2015-07-06 00:06:02] <Roosevelt> "Egghead, remember what I said at the range?"
[2015-07-06 00:06:06] <DiePotato> Isa's still holding her Thompson at her hip. She does not like this one bit. She's also still in the armory.
[2015-07-06 00:06:22] <KadeLeMuse> "Yep."
[2015-07-06 00:06:37] <ScanGMs> He peers at it. Then looks to Joseph. "Unless you have one yourself, I'd wager that you lied to me."
[2015-07-06 00:06:40] <Roosevelt> "I'd appreciate it if you'd ignore that bit of advice, for just the next few minutes."
[2015-07-06 00:07:25] <KadeLeMuse> "Alright." They go for the gun they pocketed.
[2015-07-06 00:07:44] <KadeLeMuse> 4df (rng) how this go??
[2015-07-06 00:07:44] <Glacon> KadeLeMuse: (rng) how this go??: -1 (4df=0, 4-, 3+, 4-)
[2015-07-06 00:07:47] <DrScottJonas> "Well, you see, I was getting a bit scarred on the hands and all, so I tried to use someone new,"
[2015-07-06 00:07:59] <ScanGMs> Marion, you're not sure whether the safety is on or not.
[2015-07-06 00:08:20] <ScanGMs> "…" Joseph, roll again for lying.
[2015-07-06 00:08:44] <KadeLeMuse> "…." They tr to turn the safety off andtry again
[2015-07-06 00:08:57] <DrScottJonas> 4df+6
[2015-07-06 00:09:11] <KadeLeMuse> 4df watch as Marion shoots their foot off.
[2015-07-06 00:09:11] <Glacon> KadeLeMuse: watch as Marion shoots their foot off.: 0 (4df=3+, 3+, 4-, 4-)
[2015-07-06 00:09:19] <DrScottJonas> 4df+6
[2015-07-06 00:09:20] <Glacon> DrScottJonas: 8 (4df+6=4-, 3+, 3+, 3+)
[2015-07-06 00:10:04] <ScanGMs> 4df+4 you're full of shit but you're convincing
[2015-07-06 00:10:05] <Glacon> ScanGMs: you're full of shit but you're convincing: 6 (4df+4=3+, 3+, 3+, 4-)
[2015-07-06 00:11:37] <ScanGMs> Despite the pale man's excellent rolls, he's convincing. "Well then… I'm not familiar with that sort of deal, but you seem like an upstanding man." He gestures with his gun to Marion. "Just a suggestion? Keep that one's mouth shut. I was about ready to go for your shoulder there."
[2015-07-06 00:12:32] <GreenWolf> Charles watches in disbelief as Joseph bluffs the man who's immune to bullets.
[2015-07-06 00:12:42] <KadeLeMuse> Marion frowns.
[2015-07-06 00:12:47] <DiePotato> Isa wonders if the man is also immune to fire
[2015-07-06 00:12:54] <DrScottJonas> "Well, we'll be off then. Sorry about her, sometimes she's needlessly incompetent." Joseph will say sorry later.
[2015-07-06 00:13:43] <DrScottJonas> Joseph draws his gun, motioning to the exit. "All right you lot, let's leave the man to his business."
[2015-07-06 00:14:06] <KadeLeMuse> "Rude!"Marion frowns after him.
[2015-07-06 00:14:13] <Roosevelt> Colonel heads over to where Marion is, "Give me the gun." He whispers.
[2015-07-06 00:14:22] <DiePotato> "…" Isa follows even though she really doesn't want to
[2015-07-06 00:14:34] <KadeLeMuse> sneak to pass gun?
[2015-07-06 00:14:37] <ScanGMs> Yeah.
[2015-07-06 00:15:11] <DrScottJonas> ~can't they just go so we don't all die down here.~
[2015-07-06 00:15:58] <KadeLeMuse> 4df+4
[2015-07-06 00:15:58] <Glacon> KadeLeMuse: 4 (4df+4=0, 4-, 0, 3+)
[2015-07-06 00:16:05] <ScanGMs> 4df+4
[2015-07-06 00:16:05] <Glacon> ScanGMs: 3 (4df+4=4-, 4-, 3+, 0)
[2015-07-06 00:16:15] <ScanGMs> The man doesn't notice you pass the gun.
[2015-07-06 00:16:39] <KadeLeMuse> They step away from Colonel.
[2015-07-06 00:16:40] <Roosevelt> Colonel inhales deeply, then exhales.
[2015-07-06 00:17:42] <Roosevelt> 4df+9 He fires at the pale man. ~This is what I get for not following my own advice~
[2015-07-06 00:17:42] <Glacon> Roosevelt: He fires at the pale man. ~This is what I get for not following my own advice~: 11 (4df+9=3+, 0, 3+, 0)
[2015-07-06 00:18:14] <ScanGMs> A hole appears in the man's shoulder. He looks over. "Stop that. It's annoying."
[2015-07-06 00:18:26] <Roosevelt> "Well, I tried."
[2015-07-06 00:18:48] <DrScottJonas> Joseph sighs. "They're too dull for their own good."
[2015-07-06 00:18:55] <DiePotato> "You really are a curious guy."
[2015-07-06 00:19:03] <DiePotato> To Mr. Bullet immune
[2015-07-06 00:19:20] =-= Hankolijo is now known as Hankomuffins
[2015-07-06 00:19:36] <KadeLeMuse> Marin sits down somewhere.
[2015-07-06 00:19:39] <Roosevelt> Colonel throws the knife-gun away
[2015-07-06 00:20:05] <GreenWolf> "Well Professor, why don't you open the exit for us?"
[2015-07-06 00:20:39] <DrScottJonas> "I would if you all would go to it."
[2015-07-06 00:20:44] <Roosevelt> What was in that other room, by the way?
[2015-07-06 00:21:03] <ScanGMs> Empty.
[2015-07-06 00:21:47] <Roosevelt> Colonel heads to it, lighting up a cigarette, "You don't mind if I light up in here, do- Ah, who gives a shit?"
[2015-07-06 00:22:18] <DrScottJonas> Joseph waits for everyone to go to it first.
[2015-07-06 00:22:51] <DiePotato> Isa stands there for a moment looking at the guy. "What's your name?"
[2015-07-06 00:23:26] <GreenWolf> Charles waits near the exit.
[2015-07-06 00:23:34] <GreenWolf> But not too near.
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[2015-07-06 00:23:52] <ScanGMs> "None of your business." To be clear, Colonel is heading past the wooden door that didn't go into the armory?
[2015-07-06 00:23:56] <DrScottJonas> Is Isa at the exit?
[2015-07-06 00:24:06] <KadeLeMuse> They sitting near any seaweed to get some and put it in their test tube?
[2015-07-06 00:24:18] <DiePotato> She's standing in the room.
[2015-07-06 00:24:24] <ScanGMs> Marion can get some more seaweed if they want to.
[2015-07-06 00:24:30] <GreenWolf> How close is Joseph to Charles?
[2015-07-06 00:24:46] <DrScottJonas> Joseph is waiting in the room.
[2015-07-06 00:25:01] <DiePotato> "Well I like to have names of people who keep such an impressive array of guns."
[2015-07-06 00:25:05] <KadeLeMuse> They get some more, trying to be sneky to not draw attention.
[2015-07-06 00:25:08] <ScanGMs> "Too bad."
[2015-07-06 00:25:17] <Roosevelt> Yes.
[2015-07-06 00:25:18] <ScanGMs> They get some just fine.
[2015-07-06 00:25:30] <Roosevelt> He opened that door earlier.
[2015-07-06 00:25:35] <ScanGMs> To Colonel, "I'd actually prefer you to get the hell out of my dwelling."
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[2015-07-06 00:25:42] <DrScottJonas> "Come on you two, it's time to leave otherwise I'll have to force you to go, and it won't be fun for any of us."
[2015-07-06 00:25:45] <KadeLeMuse> How much attention is the man paying to them?
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[2015-07-06 00:26:06] <ScanGMs> He's otherwise occupied, Marion.
[2015-07-06 00:26:22] <KadeLeMuse> Enough to snek behind him?
[2015-07-06 00:26:24] <DiePotato> "Well someone can't take a compliment." Isa heads over to the exit.
[2015-07-06 00:26:26] <ScanGMs> Yeah.
[2015-07-06 00:26:41] <KadeLeMuse> They do so!
[2015-07-06 00:26:55] <ScanGMs> Okay, could everyone sound off where exactly their character is? They're either in the apartment area, the armory, the empty room, or in the hallway leading to the apartment.
[2015-07-06 00:27:24] <KadeLeMuse> behind man in apartment.
[2015-07-06 00:27:27] <Roosevelt> Colonel's standing in front of the Empty room doorway.
[2015-07-06 00:27:40] <DiePotato> Isa is entering the hallway leading to the apartment
[2015-07-06 00:27:44] <DrScottJonas> by the man.
[2015-07-06 00:28:25] <GreenWolf> Charles is in the hallway. He's in front of where the iron slab was originally.
[2015-07-06 00:29:47] <Roosevelt> "You know, I'd love to have someone like you around back at base. Just be able to shoot them without consequences." Colonel muses, taking a drag of his cigarette.
[2015-07-06 00:30:25] <ScanGMs> "No." To Joseph, "If you don't get your people out of here very soon, I am going to shoot them and then [unintelligible noises] them too."
[2015-07-06 00:31:02] <DrScottJonas> "You heard the man. To the door. Now."
[2015-07-06 00:31:11] <Roosevelt> "I didn't catch that. Must be something in that hoodoo languages anomalies speak. I'm going to assume you said you're going to 'jerk us off too'."
[2015-07-06 00:31:29] <Roosevelt> "Which is a pleasant apology for shooting us."
[2015-07-06 00:31:39] <DiePotato> Isa leans against the doorframe of the hall to the apartment and chuckles
[2015-07-06 00:31:45] <Roosevelt> Colonel steps slowly over to the exit.
[2015-07-06 00:31:51] <ScanGMs> "Look at that. My patience ran out."
[2015-07-06 00:32:02] <ScanGMs> The man points his pistol at the colonel and shoots him in the knee.
[2015-07-06 00:32:21] <ScanGMs> 4df+12
[2015-07-06 00:32:23] <Glacon> ScanGMs: 13 (4df+12=0, 0, 0, 3+)
[2015-07-06 00:32:26] =-= Hankomuffins is now known as Hankolijo
[2015-07-06 00:32:31] <ScanGMs> Roll Agility.
[2015-07-06 00:32:46] <Roosevelt> 4df+2
[2015-07-06 00:32:47] <Glacon> Roosevelt: 1 (4df+2=3+, 4-, 4-, 0)
[2015-07-06 00:32:50] <ScanGMs> Pdef.
[2015-07-06 00:33:00] <Roosevelt> 4df+4
[2015-07-06 00:33:00] <DrScottJonas> "I should've gotten rid of him earlier, but sometimes he's funny." Joseph must maintain disguise.
[2015-07-06 00:33:00] <Glacon> Roosevelt: 2 (4df+4=0, 4-, 4-, 0)
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[2015-07-06 00:33:33] <ScanGMs> Your kneecap becomes a bloody mess — impossible to stand on. -2 physical health.
[2015-07-06 00:33:49] <Roosevelt> Can I roll intim?
[2015-07-06 00:34:04] <ScanGMs> You won't have time before you get shot.
[2015-07-06 00:34:09] <ScanGMs> But you can try afterwards.
[2015-07-06 00:34:12] <Roosevelt> Afterwards
[2015-07-06 00:34:13] <Roosevelt> Yeah
[2015-07-06 00:34:28] <ScanGMs> Sure. -3 penalty because you literally just got shot.
[2015-07-06 00:34:34] <DrScottJonas> "One of you drag him, please." Joseph sounds exasperated, really really exasperated.
[2015-07-06 00:34:49] <DiePotato> "Holy shit!" Isa scrambles over to him
[2015-07-06 00:35:34] <ScanGMs> Ignore the penalty, actually. You can apply your specialty.
[2015-07-06 00:36:06] <GreenWolf> Charles moves to help Colonel, but stops when he sees Isa's already there.
[2015-07-06 00:36:13] <DrScottJonas> "Alright, Isa, get him to the door, we're leaving before the rest of you make fools of yourselves."
[2015-07-06 00:36:28] <KadeLeMuse> Marion moves back to sit down to the side of the man.
[2015-07-06 00:36:55] <Roosevelt> 4df+7 "FUCKING! YOU CALL THAT A FUCKING SHOT?!" He swats away anyone who gets near him, "I"VE HAD INDIGESTION WORSE, YOU COCKSUCKING FUCKER!!!"
[2015-07-06 00:36:55] <Glacon> Roosevelt: "FUCKING! YOU CALL THAT A FUCKING SHOT?!" He swats away anyone who gets near him, "I"VE HAD INDIGESTION WORSE, YOU COCKSUCKING FUCKER!!!": 6 (4df+7=4-, 0, 4-, 3+)
[2015-07-06 00:37:17] <Roosevelt> He drags his own goddamn body towards the door, without help.
[2015-07-06 00:37:19] <ScanGMs> 4df+7 Mortals don't scare me~
[2015-07-06 00:37:21] <Glacon> ScanGMs: Mortals don't scare me~: 6 (4df+7=4-, 3+, 4-, 0)
[2015-07-06 00:37:23] <KadeLeMuse> "….Here we go."
[2015-07-06 00:37:46] <DrScottJonas> "God dammit I should just sew his lips shut."
[2015-07-06 00:37:50] <ScanGMs> He seems slightly unnerved, but not too badly. He opens his mouth to respond when he's interrupted by the tied-up woman.
[2015-07-06 00:37:56] <ScanGMs> "Hey asshole."
[2015-07-06 00:38:32] <KadeLeMuse> Marion grins.
[2015-07-06 00:38:38] <ScanGMs> The pale man spins around to catch a faceful of bright yellow sparks emanating from the woman's mouth. They catch him in the face, which burns with bright yellow flames. He stumbles back, screaming.
[2015-07-06 00:38:39] <DiePotato> Isa gets swatted away and then looks at the woman
[2015-07-06 00:39:13] <KadeLeMuse> Marion goes to untie the woman.
[2015-07-06 00:39:15] <DiePotato> "…Woah."
[2015-07-06 00:39:21] <DrScottJonas> Joseph decides to shoot him a few times.
[2015-07-06 00:39:32] <ScanGMs> her hands start glowing yellow too, and she rips the straps off herself. The pale man, clawing at his face, falls backwards against the wall. She stands up.
[2015-07-06 00:39:33] <DrScottJonas> 4df+5 anger release
[2015-07-06 00:39:33] <Glacon> DrScottJonas: anger release: 4 (4df+5=4-, 4-, 0, 3+)
[2015-07-06 00:39:45] <ScanGMs> The pale man makes for excellent target practice.
[2015-07-06 00:40:31] <DiePotato> Isa listens to the pale man scream. "Man I haven't been this satisfied by screaming in awhile."
[2015-07-06 00:40:46] <KadeLeMuse> "Thanks for the distraction, guys."
[2015-07-06 00:40:54] <ScanGMs> This woman strides over to the pale man and vomits a huge volume of yellow sparks onto him. The rest of his body starts burning, emitting surprisingly little smoke.
[2015-07-06 00:41:18] <ScanGMs> He stops screaming and goes limp as his body turns to ash.
[2015-07-06 00:41:26] <DrScottJonas> "No problem. I didn't mean the useless quip, by the way. Or anything I said. All for show really."
[2015-07-06 00:41:39] <GreenWolf> Charles trains his rifle onto flame woman.
[2015-07-06 00:41:42] <DiePotato> Isa hangs her pipe out of her mouth and looks at the woman. "Hiya."
[2015-07-06 00:41:48] <ScanGMs> "Yeah, your friend here got me some of that energy seaweed." She gestures to Marion.
[2015-07-06 00:42:11] <DiePotato> "Well uh. Thanks."
[2015-07-06 00:42:12] <DrScottJonas> "She's useful like that."
[2015-07-06 00:42:20] <Roosevelt> Colonel waves his hand back and forth, "I'M FINE. DON'T WORRY."
[2015-07-06 00:42:34] <ScanGMs> "I'd be more than happy to explain to you all what's going on, but I'd understand if you have more pressing issues." She gestures to Colonel.
[2015-07-06 00:42:46] <KadeLeMuse> "I figured, but thanks for the reassurance."Marion goesto helppColonel!
[2015-07-06 00:42:50] <DrScottJonas> Joseph cringes. "Oh, yeah."
[2015-07-06 00:42:53] <DiePotato> "Marion's got him."
[2015-07-06 00:43:18] <Roosevelt> "IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, I'LL BE HERE. BLEEDING OUT OF MY KNEE."
[2015-07-06 00:43:18] <DiePotato> Isa keeps looking at energy woman curiously. "So who are you?"
[2015-07-06 00:43:29] <KadeLeMuse> 4df+5 (med+wilderness medicine) "Can't we do both?"
[2015-07-06 00:43:29] <Glacon> KadeLeMuse: (med+wilderness medicine) "Can't we do both?": 3 (4df+5=0, 4-, 4-, 0)
[2015-07-06 00:43:55] <ScanGMs> You manage to clean the wound a bit and stem the bleeding by stuffing it up with cloth of whatever.
[2015-07-06 00:44:34] <KadeLeMuse> They nod. They used both their bandages, but better than nothing.
[2015-07-06 00:44:35] <ScanGMs> "Call me… let's go with 'Delenda'." Joseph, that's latin for 'Destroy'.
[2015-07-06 00:44:52] <ScanGMs> He'll need to go to a real hospital for this.
[2015-07-06 00:44:58] <DiePotato> "Delenda. Del. I can go with that. I'm Isa."
[2015-07-06 00:45:32] <DrScottJonas> "Nice name."Joseph will make sure not to anger her.
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[2015-07-06 00:46:23] <KadeLeMuse> "Can you open up the iron wall so I can bring him to an ambulance? Guys, please tell me the details later."
[2015-07-06 00:47:06] <ScanGMs> "You'll need to just put more blood on the gate you came in through. It's still there, just an illusion."
[2015-07-06 00:47:30] <ScanGMs> "This isn't really a normal space, so that's the only way back out, I'm afraid."
[2015-07-06 00:47:36] <Roosevelt> "ARGHHH, I'M… I'm good…" He grimances through the pain, "Just…. tell us what the fuck that was…"
[2015-07-06 00:47:54] <GreenWolf> "Yeah, I'm with Colonel here. I'd like some answers."
[2015-07-06 00:48:27] <DrScottJonas> Joseph quickly scans the weapon room for anything futurey, or failing that, shortswordy
[2015-07-06 00:48:32] <ScanGMs> "Nice to meet you, Isa." She smiles. "Essentially, some version of me in Ancient Rome or something managed to piss him off, so he killed her, and made a pact with the devil so he could go through a bunch of different realities so he could keep on doing it, and he /was/ immune to most human weapons. Except one of me got away and contacted /me/ me, and I know his brand of magic, and as you…
[2015-07-06 00:48:32] <ScanGMs> …just saw, with a little energy, I'm better at it than him."
[2015-07-06 00:48:37] <KadeLeMuse> "…Ah oka,thanks. And, Colonel, you need a hospital." They try to pick himup and otherwisedrag him back.
[2015-07-06 00:49:09] <DiePotato> Isa nods slowly
[2015-07-06 00:49:11] <GreenWolf> "…"
[2015-07-06 00:49:19] <Roosevelt> "Wait… WAIT! What happened to the tourists that came in!?"
[2015-07-06 00:49:20] <DrScottJonas> "Interesting."
[2015-07-06 00:49:30] <GreenWolf> "That just raises further questions."
[2015-07-06 00:49:33] <ScanGMs> "My guess? He shot them on his way out."
[2015-07-06 00:49:44] <ScanGMs> "I mean, it seems like something he'd do."
[2015-07-06 00:49:48] <DrScottJonas> "I suspected as much."
[2015-07-06 00:49:55] <Roosevelt> "What are you going to do now?!"
[2015-07-06 00:50:00] <ScanGMs> "Your mother."
[2015-07-06 00:50:13] <DiePotato> Isa makes an 'ooodamn' face
[2015-07-06 00:50:15] <Roosevelt> :|
[2015-07-06 00:50:30] <KadeLeMuse> "…" birb snicker
[2015-07-06 00:50:31] <Roosevelt> "Oh fuck you…"
[2015-07-06 00:50:47] <ScanGMs> "You wish. But, seriously, I'm going to get on with my life."
[2015-07-06 00:50:54] <DrScottJonas> Joseph chuckles.
[2015-07-06 00:51:17] <DiePotato> "So." Isa tilts her head. "What's going to happen to this place?" ~And more importantly the guns.~
[2015-07-06 00:51:33] <ScanGMs> "No idea."
[2015-07-06 00:51:43] <Roosevelt> "You're fucking magic, can't you fix my goddamn knee?"
[2015-07-06 00:51:57] <ScanGMs> "If by 'fix' you mean 'incinerate', then yes. Otherwise, no."
[2015-07-06 00:51:58] <DiePotato> "Hey now don't be rude to the nice lady."
[2015-07-06 00:52:04] <KadeLeMuse> "Okay, /now/ we go colonel. Save some weapons for me, please!"
[2015-07-06 00:52:16] <DrScottJonas> Joseph is still glancing around for the future guns or regular shortswords as payment, you see.
[2015-07-06 00:52:22] <KadeLeMuse> 4d+4 carry and/or drag
[2015-07-06 00:52:39] <KadeLeMuse> 4df+4
[2015-07-06 00:52:40] <Glacon> KadeLeMuse: 3 (4df+4=3+, 4-, 4-, 0)
[2015-07-06 00:52:46] <ScanGMs> A few regular shortswords, and none of the future-looking things are really guns, or at least any gun he would have any idea of how to wield.
[2015-07-06 00:52:53] <ScanGMs> Marion, if the colonel is cooperative, you can make it just fine.
[2015-07-06 00:52:55] <GreenWolf> "Uh, guys, isn't breathing fire kind of… anomalous?"
[2015-07-06 00:53:05] <ScanGMs> "Anomawhat?"
[2015-07-06 00:53:11] <ScanGMs> Her hands are still glowing.
[2015-07-06 00:53:23] <DiePotato> "Charles I think we should let the nice lady be on her way."
[2015-07-06 00:53:42] <DiePotato> Isa shoots him daggers with her eyes
[2015-07-06 00:53:47] <ScanGMs> "Isa's idea is good."
[2015-07-06 00:53:49] <GreenWolf> Charles nods, staring at her glowing hands, "You know, maybe you might be right."
[2015-07-06 00:53:50] <Roosevelt> He's not cooperating, at all. "I better get something out of this too! FUCK. THERE BETTER BE A NEW KNEECAP IN THAT FUCKING ARMORY."
[2015-07-06 00:54:07] <DrScottJonas> Joseph takes one of the short swords casually.
[2015-07-06 00:54:19] <KadeLeMuse> "We aren't here to deal with that. Colonel, if you cooperate,this will be a lot less painful for you."
[2015-07-06 00:54:42] <DiePotato> Isa turns back to Del. "Well uh. I hope you have a good life. And sorry whatshisface took you from wherever."
[2015-07-06 00:55:14] <ScanGMs> "Thanks Isa, and hey, it happens. Now… I've been knocked out and dragged over stones enough today, and I'm going back home." She turns around and heads out. "I'll even clear the gate on the way out, since for some reason you haven't bothered to get the loudmouth out of here yet."
[2015-07-06 00:55:32] <DiePotato> "Oh wait!"
[2015-07-06 00:55:42] <ScanGMs> "Hm?" She turns around.
[2015-07-06 00:55:57] <DrScottJonas> Joseph looks for a sheathe for his new weapon.
[2015-07-06 00:56:01] <DiePotato> "Is there any way you can turn the rock around that this cave is in?"
[2015-07-06 00:56:32] <KadeLeMuse> "Particularly, please save me a futurey-looking weapon." Time to carry-drag Colonel until he cooperates!
[2015-07-06 00:56:38] <ScanGMs> "Nope."
[2015-07-06 00:57:01] <DiePotato> Isa sighs. "Oh well. Thanks anyways!"
[2015-07-06 00:57:06] <Roosevelt> "GET ME A FUCKING SWORD THAT SHOOTS FUCKING FLAMES>
[2015-07-06 00:57:07] <Roosevelt> "
[2015-07-06 00:57:08] <GreenWolf> "Could you destroy the rock? Maybe make it look like it fell into the sea or something?"
[2015-07-06 00:57:39] <ScanGMs> "I could, but I don't really want to. /Anyways/, I'm out." She heads up the passage.
[2015-07-06 00:57:50] <DrScottJonas> Joseph leaves the room to look for a bag for throwing weapons into for everyone.
[2015-07-06 00:57:53] <DiePotato> "Bye!"
[2015-07-06 00:58:19] <KadeLeMuse> Carry-drag, carry-drag, blood on wall, carry-drag!
[2015-07-06 00:58:24] <DiePotato> As soon as she's out of sight she heads straight for the armory and loots the shit out of it.
[2015-07-06 00:58:30] <ScanGMs> A bit after Delenda disappears around a corner, there are a series of crashing and crunching sounds and sounds of metal being torn apart.
[2015-07-06 00:58:37] <DiePotato> "..Oh fuck."
[2015-07-06 00:58:38] <ScanGMs> And then those sounds stop.
[2015-07-06 00:58:43] <Roosevelt> Colonel is a bit more cooperative, if only from bloodloss.
[2015-07-06 00:58:47] <GreenWolf> Charles shrugs and joins Isa in looting the armory.
[2015-07-06 00:58:53] <DrScottJonas> Joseph follows suit.
[2015-07-06 00:59:46] <KadeLeMuse> Yay! It's much easier now. How long until they're outside?
[2015-07-06 01:00:17] <ScanGMs> Those leaving see what Delenda wrought: The iron gate, about a foot thick, is blasted apart and torn to red-hot pieces lying on the ground. There's some scorching to the rocks around it as well, but hey, the passage is free. The hike up is probably a half hour, between the carrying and going uphill.
[2015-07-06 01:00:33] <ScanGMs> Isa and Charles, what exactly are you looking for?
[2015-07-06 01:01:11] <GreenWolf> Nothing in particular. Anything especially deadly or shiny looking.
[2015-07-06 01:01:21] <DrScottJonas> Joseph is still looking for a sheathe, as well as handguns now. Specifically powerful looking ones.
[2015-07-06 01:01:24] <DiePotato> Isa fetches modern weaponry. Particularly an MP-40, an AK and hold please as I looks something up
[2015-07-06 01:02:21] <KadeLeMuse> Marion goes to the cops once they're there. "We need an ambulance, stat! Gunshot to the kneecap!"
[2015-07-06 01:02:29] <DiePotato> And two Wincester Model 1897 trench shotguns
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[2015-07-06 01:02:51] <ScanGMs> If Isa can identify these things, she'll find them. Joseph gets a sheathe, and a big, powerful-looking handgun. Looks sleek. Charles, you pick up some sort of extremely shiny, extremely sharp-looking sword that looks a sickly green with blood-red squiggles all over it.
[2015-07-06 01:03:01] <ScanGMs> Marion, the cops are all dead. Four shots to four foreheads.
[2015-07-06 01:03:16] <DiePotato> Isa also looks for a flaming sword for Colonel because he screamed
[2015-07-06 01:03:17] <GreenWolf> Charles looks at the sword. "Neat."
[2015-07-06 01:03:24] <Roosevelt> Colonel frowns, "Shit… shit."
[2015-07-06 01:03:40] <DrScottJonas> Joseph sheathes the blade and holsters his Mauser. He's got something way better now.
[2015-07-06 01:03:44] <ScanGMs> No swords that are actively on fire or obviously equipped for such a feat.
[2015-07-06 01:03:46] <KadeLeMuse> …That's not good. Where's the person who brought them here?
[2015-07-06 01:04:05] <ScanGMs> The driver, however, pops his head out from under the van. "Is he gone?"
[2015-07-06 01:04:15] <DiePotato> Isa sighs and leaves with her loot
[2015-07-06 01:04:22] <ScanGMs> "He just… killed them all, without even trying…" He's shaking a bit.
[2015-07-06 01:04:22] <KadeLeMuse> (don't forget future-thing for Marion!)
[2015-07-06 01:04:52] <GreenWolf> Charles takes the shiny sword and leaves, following Isa out of the cave.
[2015-07-06 01:04:54] <DrScottJonas> Joseph ventures up, happy with his findings.
[2015-07-06 01:05:06] <ScanGMs> Those leaving the cave also see the damage dealt to the iron gate.
[2015-07-06 01:05:17] <DrScottJonas> Joseph whistles.
[2015-07-06 01:05:18] <DiePotato> Isa snatches a sword on her way out. Just a longsword
[2015-07-06 01:05:21] <KadeLeMuse> "Yeah, but now, we need an ambulance. Gunshot to the kneecap.Can you do that?"
[2015-07-06 01:05:26] <DiePotato> And now sh leaves
[2015-07-06 01:05:41] <ScanGMs> "Do you see a phone out here? I'll drive you."
[2015-07-06 01:06:27] <ScanGMs> He crawls out from under the van and opens up the side door, then runs over to help carry Colonel to it.
[2015-07-06 01:06:34] <Roosevelt> "Fuck me."
[2015-07-06 01:07:10] <ScanGMs> BRB getting computer cord
[2015-07-06 01:07:52] <KadeLeMuse> "Okay." They place down Colonel gently in the backseat… then sprint to make sure they get a futurey-weapon. And Colonel's flame-sword, too.
[2015-07-06 01:08:45] <ScanGMs> "Hurry up! I don't want to make two trips!"
[2015-07-06 01:09:02] <ScanGMs> The rest of you come up to the surface world, seeing the dead cops and the driver waiting in the van.
[2015-07-06 01:09:12] <DiePotato> "Jesus…"
[2015-07-06 01:09:20] <DiePotato> Isa grimaces and dumps her stuff in the van
[2015-07-06 01:09:55] <GreenWolf> Charles shakes his head. "Poor guys never stood a chance."
[2015-07-06 01:09:59] <DrScottJonas> Joseph cringes, and gets in the van. He proceeds to examine the sword.
[2015-07-06 01:10:22] <ScanGMs> It's cool as fuck, Joseph.
[2015-07-06 01:11:14] <DrScottJonas> Nice. Joseph then looks at the gun. Are their any marks on it?
[2015-07-06 01:11:38] <KadeLeMuse> 2:09 AM <KadeLeMuse> "Okay." They place down Colonel gently in the backseat… then sprint to make sure they get a futurey-weapon. And Colonel's flame-sword, too. Twhy quickandjustgrabwhateversordthatlooksspecial.
[2015-07-06 01:11:40] <ScanGMs> Nope.
[2015-07-06 01:11:57] <KadeLeMuse> *they're quick.
[2015-07-06 01:12:11] <DiePotato> Isa just exhales. "Let's get the big guy to the hospital."
[2015-07-06 01:12:40] <ScanGMs> Marion, you find a bow and arrow that feels like it's made out of conventional materials, but is a featureless inky black.
[2015-07-06 01:12:44] <DrScottJonas> ~Isa can look at this on the ride.~
[2015-07-06 01:13:23] <KadeLeMuse> Marion nods, once they're done with their quick loot-a-palooza and on the surface.
[2015-07-06 01:13:55] <KadeLeMuse> They get in with their loot and hand Colonel the special sword. "For you."
[2015-07-06 01:14:13] <ScanGMs> They didn't find a flame sword.
[2015-07-06 01:14:55] <KadeLeMuse> They just grabbed whateversword looked potentially magical and special.
[2015-07-06 01:15:31] <ScanGMs> They got a twisted one that out of the corner of their eye looked like it was undulating, but seemed to stop if they looked directly at it.
[2015-07-06 01:15:41] <ScanGMs> Anyways, is everyone at the van now?
[2015-07-06 01:15:46] <DiePotato> Isa is
[2015-07-06 01:15:52] <KadeLeMuse> "It probably doesn't shoot flames, but seems cool."
[2015-07-06 01:16:11] <DrScottJonas> Joseph is.
[2015-07-06 01:16:12] <KadeLeMuse> Marion is!
[2015-07-06 01:16:17] <GreenWolf> Charles is.
[2015-07-06 01:16:32] <ScanGMs> And the colonel certainly is. They drive off, at well above the speed limit.
[2015-07-06 01:16:34] <DrScottJonas> He hands his new gun to Isa. "What do you make of this?"
[2015-07-06 01:16:38] <ScanGMs> Driver: "So what the hell happened back there?"
[2015-07-06 01:16:42] <ScanGMs> He cuts off Joseph.
[2015-07-06 01:17:08] <DrScottJonas> "Ancient feud, and a lot of weapons."
[2015-07-06 01:17:30] <KadeLeMuse> "Deal with the devil, apparently."
[2015-07-06 01:17:40] <DiePotato> "Yep." Isa looks over Jo's gun
[2015-07-06 01:17:57] <GreenWolf> "I have no idea, honestly."
[2015-07-06 01:18:53] <Roosevelt> Colonel wraps his hand weakly around it. He pulls himself sitting, "So, the ancient evil demon used guns, huh?"
[2015-07-06 01:19:12] <DiePotato> "Guess so."
[2015-07-06 01:19:43] <ScanGMs> "… well that's fucked up."
[2015-07-06 01:20:08] <DrScottJonas> "Well we at least didn't die."
[2015-07-06 01:20:09] <Roosevelt> He's looking kinda pale at this point, "You're telling me. You see anything while we were out?"
[2015-07-06 01:20:39] <KadeLeMuse> "The man slaughted the cops,iswhat he sw."
[2015-07-06 01:20:49] <ScanGMs> "Big pale guy dragging a woman behind him came up, shot four cops in the head, and walked right in. A bit later the woman walks out with her hands glowing."
[2015-07-06 01:21:04] <ScanGMs> "Then you all come out."
[2015-07-06 01:21:42] <DrScottJonas> "We killed the guy, well no, the woman did, but we helped."
[2015-07-06 01:21:51] <Roosevelt> "He didn't see you?"
[2015-07-06 01:22:22] <KadeLeMuse> "He hid under the van. Smart."
[2015-07-06 01:22:25] <DiePotato> Isa genuinely feels a bit bad for those cops
[2015-07-06 01:22:47] <ScanGMs> "Yeah, I'm not even armed, so I saw someone looking like him coming, I ducked and covered."
[2015-07-06 01:22:57] <GreenWolf> "Professor, I have to ask, what on earth did you think you were going to do if you managed to get us to leave?"
[2015-07-06 01:23:25] <DiePotato> Isa gives Jo's gun back and starts looking over her own guns
[2015-07-06 01:23:49] <DrScottJonas> "Get out. I didn't want us to die, even if it meant we ran."
[2015-07-06 01:24:24] <Roosevelt> "We couldn't leave that woman."
[2015-07-06 01:24:41] <DiePotato> "Yeah."
[2015-07-06 01:25:15] <KadeLeMuse> "Also, Colonel, can I have that gun back please?"
[2015-07-06 01:25:15] <DrScottJonas> "I know, I was being shot sighted. At least you managed to come up with a better plan."
[2015-07-06 01:25:22] <DrScottJonas> *short
[2015-07-06 01:25:52] <KadeLeMuse> "The woman did most of it, really."
[2015-07-06 01:26:05] <ScanGMs> You eventually get driven to the nearest hospital (it's actually an hour away, but the colonel is stable, so hey). You all get to wait around while he's in surgery, which ends several hours after that with the colonel in a cast over his leg, and a cane to assist him. You're all debriefed over the phone. A plane flies you all the way back out to New York; when you get there, Foundation…
[2015-07-06 01:26:05] <ScanGMs> …security confiscates all of the weapons you took from the armory.
[2015-07-06 01:26:16] <GreenWolf> (Noooo)
[2015-07-06 01:26:23] <DrScottJonas> (Nooooo)
[2015-07-06 01:26:27] <ScanGMs> (lol did you really think you'd get to keep those)
[2015-07-06 01:26:28] <DiePotato> Isa figured that would happen
[2015-07-06 01:26:33] <ScanGMs> Anyways, once you get back, you're free to go.
[2015-07-06 01:26:36] <GreenWolf> (yes)
[2015-07-06 01:26:44] <Roosevelt> Colonel is too unconsious to keep them from taking it.
[2015-07-06 01:27:29] <KadeLeMuse> What about the stabby-pointy-thing Marion tucked away?
[2015-07-06 01:27:37] <ScanGMs> That's taken as well.
[2015-07-06 01:27:44] <KadeLeMuse> Noooo
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