9:20 AM <LadyKatie> Hanna exists
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9:21 AM <•Talonair> Karina wanders to the briefing room
9:21 AM <Quin> Nel gits to the briefing room in her standard outfit—black tank-top, green cargo pants, green jacket, and aviators; she has her rifle slung over her shoulder, and examines a stone.
9:22 AM <TheGameFreak> Martin enters the briefing room, carrying his two wrenches.
9:24 AM <LadyKatie> The little mermaid is sitting in a chair already, crutches right beside her.
9:24 AM <Fae> A stockily-built man awaits you. He has an artfully curled beard, an eyepatch, and his right hand seems yo have been replaced by a bronze fist. "Mornin' mornin' take yer seats."
9:24 AM <•Talonair> To keep up the cover of her identity she's drawn a Beretta 950 from the armoury along with a CZ Model 25 and a shortened Garand
9:24 AM <Fae> "Please save all quescherns fer the end."
9:24 AM <Quin> Nel takes a seat, placing the rock in front of her on the table
9:25 AM <TheGameFreak> Martin quietly takes a seat, looking at the bearded eyepatch man.
9:26 AM DiePotato → •ShowerPotato
9:29 AM <Fae> "An ye can leave yer weapons here, now…" He pulls down a map of russia with a little bit circled in red. "Now, this is wher yer bein sent. Weer sendin ya in covertly. Yer gonna be runnin reconersance on what we believe to be a fighting ring that makes use of anomalies or anomalously modified hoomans. Now, weer sendin ya in a fighters, but accordin to our
9:29 AM <Fae> intel, ye won't get hurt. This is what it looks like from the ouside." He pulls down a picture of a warehouse. "Any quescherns?" What a funny accent.
9:30 AM <•Talonair> "Not even concealed weapons?" Karina raises an eyebrow
9:30 AM <Fae> "No weapons."
9:30 AM <•Talonair> "Understood."
9:31 AM <Quin> Nel slowly lays her Mosin on the table, followed by her two STARs and her Puma Scout, then tries to palm the rock
9:31 AM <Fae> "Th' roack too."
9:31 AM <LadyKatie> "…" Hanna tenses up. She's an anomaly.
9:31 AM <Quin> she slowly puts it back
9:31 AM <TheGameFreak> Martin raises his hand. "Should we be expecting some of the anomalies to be in the building when we arrive? And if so, should we expect them to be hostile?"
9:32 AM <Fae> "Yes. and no."
9:33 AM <TheGameFreak> Martin nods, then scratches his chin. "Then, in that case, the people holding these anomalies captive, would they, by chance, be armed?"
9:33 AM <•Talonair> "This is a recon mission, like the gentleman said."
9:34 AM <Fae> "Possibly some security, but no in general."
9:34 AM <•Talonair> "Go in, get intel, get out. Recon, not recovery."
9:34 AM <TheGameFreak> "Understood." Martin nods.
9:34 AM <Quin> "Got it."
9:34 AM <Fae> "Ye shoudnt e bothered unlees ye do somethin bon'eaded."
9:35 AM <Fae> "Any mer quescherns?"
9:35 AM <•Talonair> "You said we're goin' in as fighters?"
9:35 AM <LadyKatie> "Um… what do you expect me to do?"
9:35 AM <Quin> Nel reaches to her belt and places her Knuckle Duster on the table
9:36 AM <Fae> "Yes. You'll be provided wi Eye Dees here and equipmen there."
9:36 AM <•Talonair> "Got it. Anyone else able to speak Russian 'ere?" She asks the other agents
9:36 AM <LadyKatie> Hanna shakes her head.
9:36 AM <Quin> Not Nel, as indicated by a headshake
9:36 AM <TheGameFreak> "I only speak English and German, I'm afraid."
9:37 AM <•Talonair> "Well, follow my lead then."
9:38 AM <LadyKatie> "Okay…"
9:38 AM <TheGameFreak> Martin nods.
9:38 AM <Fae> "Yer palne is waitin down on the water."
9:38 AM <Fae> plane*
9:38 AM <•Talonair> She nods, turning and walking out, dropping her weapons off ~somewhere~
9:39 AM <•Talonair> Before heading to the plane
9:39 AM <LadyKatie> Hanna may or may not need help getting on the plane, depending on what was meant by 'on the water.'
9:40 AM <TheGameFreak> Martin turns to Hanna. "Are you going to be okay? I can help you if you want me to."
9:40 AM <LadyKatie> "Um… I do not know."
9:40 AM <Quin> Nel bundles her guns and knives up and dumps them in her room, tossing the rock on top of the pile, before jogging out to the plane
9:40 AM <LadyKatie> "I may need help on the plane."
9:40 AM <Fae> Everyone cool with a time skip?
9:41 AM <LadyKatie> Yeah
9:41 AM <TheGameFreak> Yes.
9:42 AM <Fae> Yer- *cough* /You're/ all herded on to an amphibious plane, which then flies you all to your location. You are then diven over and dropped in front of the warehouse
9:43 AM <•Talonair> "Just follow my lead.." She scopes out the warehouse
9:43 AM <LadyKatie> Hanna's okay with that.
9:43 AM <Fae> Check-in is right inside the front.
9:43 AM <•Talonair> Karina heads that way
9:44 AM <TheGameFreak> Martin stays close to Karina and the others, following after them.
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9:44 AM <Quin> Nel the group
9:44 AM <LadyKatie> Hanna pulls the sleeves on her sweater down to try to hide the webbed fingers.
9:45 AM <Fae> A man looks up from the desk. He has a “Selachiosk Pugnix Combin” tattoo on his right shoulder. "[You are the new fighters?]"
9:45 AM <•Talonair> "Da, [that is correct]"
9:46 AM <LadyKatie> Hanna is on crutches. What the actual hell is this?
9:46 AM <Fae> "[Identification please.]" He doesn't seem to give it a second thought.
9:46 AM <•Talonair> She shows her ID!
9:46 AM <LadyKatie> Hanna shows her ID.
9:46 AM <Quin> Nel shows her ID!
9:46 AM <TheGameFreak> Martin quietly presents his ID.
9:46 AM ShowerPotato → •DiePotato
9:47 AM <Fae> You were all given IDs, and they check out. He hands you all little slips of paper. "[Head down to the depot to pick up your equipment before the matches.]"
9:47 AM <Quin> Nel nods
9:47 AM <TheGameFreak> Martin nods.
9:48 AM <•Talonair> She nods. "Spasibo."
9:48 AM <LadyKatie> Hanna waits to follow Karina.
9:48 AM <•Talonair> She heads in!
9:49 AM <LadyKatie> Following!
9:49 AM <Quin> Nel follows the Karina
9:49 AM <TheGameFreak> Martin follows after Karina and everyone else.
9:50 AM <Fae> Once you get down to the depot, you are directed to a list and told to pick your armor. (http://i.imgur.com/uRXeQp9.jpg) In character, it's just a list of russianized names and statistics. Please state which shrimp you choose for your character. CB is not an option.
9:51 AM <LadyKatie> Hanna takes Donny?
9:51 AM <TheGameFreak> Martin takes Rictor Mortis.
9:52 AM <Quin> Nel takes Big Crimson?
9:52 AM <•Talonair> Notorious ZIP
9:52 AM <Quin> Redact; The Grandguard
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9:53 AM <Quin> Unless it's already sealed, in which case that's fine
9:55 AM <Fae> You have now all been PM'd the stats for your shrimp.
9:56 AM <Fae> Afterwards, you are all taken to your respective pit-crew stations. You may be surprised by what meets you. It's a giant shrimp, the size of a very small car. Each shrimp is different, the same as the picture for the one your character chose.
9:57 AM <LadyKatie> "…"
9:57 AM <TheGameFreak> Martin blinks.
9:57 AM <TheGameFreak> Twice.
9:57 AM <Quin> Nel examines her shrimpy!
9:58 AM <Fae> You are also each instructed to change into a dark blue wetsuit. On the back is a golden emblem of a fist superimposed over a starburst.
9:58 AM <LadyKatie> ~this could be a problem…~
9:58 AM <Quin> "Woah…"
9:58 AM <•Talonair> "Huh."
9:58 AM <TheGameFreak> "Uh…"
9:59 AM <Fae> "[Great, aren't they?]" One of the pit crew member pipes up.
9:59 AM <•Talonair> Karina looks at the wetsuit, then looks down
9:59 AM <•Talonair> "[Yea, very impressive]"
9:59 AM <•Talonair> ~Gods I'm glad Kath showed me that trick~
10:00 AM <Fae> Shrimp fight special mechanics: When an attack is being waged, both parties roll speed. If the attacker’s speed is higher or equal, then attack and defense are rolled. If the defender’s speed is higher, then attack and defense are rolled, but the attack suffers a -2 debuff.
10:00 AM <LadyKatie> "Dansk venligst?"
10:01 AM <•Talonair> Karina goes somewhere private to change into her wetsuit!
10:01 AM <Fae> "[Oh, I know small bit Danish.]"
10:01 AM <LadyKatie> "[That is good. Should make this easier for me.]"
10:02 AM <Fae> If you all get changed, your pit crews show you a hatch on the back of the shrimp that opens up into a little chamber that they say you can pilot it from.
10:02 AM <Quin> "Taler du Dutch? Måske tysk?"
10:02 AM <Quin> dansk*
10:02 AM <TheGameFreak> Martin looks at the wetsuit in his hand, then looks at the pit crew man. "Um…Sprechen sie Deutsch?"
10:02 AM <•Talonair> Karina strikes /quite/ the figure in her wet suit as she clambers in
10:02 AM <Fae> (Brackets and translation, please.)
10:03 AM <Quin> "[Do you speak Dutch? Maybe German?]"
10:03 AM <TheGameFreak> "[I do.]"
10:03 AM <LadyKatie> (I thought they were all in different places, but okay?)
10:03 AM <Fae> "[Oh! Some German.]" Different guy, this time.
10:03 AM <Quin> (They are)
10:03 AM <Fae> (they can be nearby.)
10:04 AM <TheGameFreak> Martin goes to change into his wetsuit.
10:04 AM <LadyKatie> Does it look like this is waterproof?
10:04 AM <Quin> "[Good. What am I doing with this shrimp?]"
10:04 AM <TheGameFreak> He comes back and examines himself. He doesn't look too bad in it.
10:04 AM <Fae> Hanna, it looks like it might get a bit damp, and it has a top and a bottom.
10:05 AM <LadyKatie> "…" ~Damn it all.~
10:07 AM <Fae> Karina, the shell closes once you're inside. Some tentacles wrap around your wrists and ankles. Another pair covers your eyes, allowing you to see through the shrimps eyes. There's also a pair for food and waste disposal. This seems to be the control system.
10:07 AM <LadyKatie> Hanna climbs in the pod. Guess the same thing happens to her?
10:07 AM <•Talonair> 'Waste disposal'
10:07 AM <TheGameFreak> Martin quietly enters the pod. He has no idea what to expect.
10:07 AM <•Talonair> "Ew ew ew."
10:07 AM <Fae> Same thing happens to her.
10:07 AM <Quin> Nel clambers in
10:08 AM <•Talonair> Karina squirms in discomfort
10:08 AM <Fae> And to the other two.
10:08 AM <LadyKatie> Hanna isn't looking forward to this.
10:08 AM <Fae> Karina, your crew tries to keep the shrimp steady as you squirm.
10:08 AM <TheGameFreak> Martin gulps. "I have no words."
10:08 AM <Quin> "[Interesting.]"
10:08 AM <Fae> Hind of hard to talk with a tentacle in your mouth.
10:08 AM <Fae> Kind*
10:08 AM <•Talonair> ~I FEEL VIOLATED~
10:09 AM <LadyKatie> Hanna's worried about the very real possibility of her legs turning into a fucking tail.
10:09 AM <•Talonair> ~Why is this tentacle in my business?!~
10:10 AM <TheGameFreak> ~What is this? What is that? What am I doing? Oh God.~
10:11 AM <Fae> After you settle down, the shrimp are moved to large, saltwater tanks with another shrimp each, and you can hear an anouncer saying something in Russian. The announcer cheers as you are lowered in.
10:11 AM <Quin> ~Here goes…~
10:11 AM <•Talonair> Karina continues internally cursing out the tentacles
10:11 AM <Quin> 4df+5 PERC!
10:11 AM <Glacon> Quin: PERC!: 5 (4df+5=-, 0, 0, +)
10:12 AM <Fae> Hanna, stay here. Karina, #tooltime . Martin, #homeimprovement2 . Nel, #tooltime2
10:12 AM <LadyKatie> Hanna is incredibly nervous.
10:14 AM <Fae> Hanna, you are facing Bumpsy.
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10:16 AM <LadyKatie> Okay, just tell me when and what to roll.
10:17 AM <Fae> You're up against Bumpsy. Roll speed to evade.
10:17 AM <LadyKatie> 4df+2
10:17 AM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 1 (4df+2=+, -, -, 0)
10:18 AM <Fae> 4df+6
10:18 AM <Glacon> Fae: 7 (4df+6=+, -, 0, +)
10:18 AM <Fae> 4df+0 Bumpsy attack!
10:18 AM <Glacon> Fae: Bumpsy attack!: 4 (4df+0=+, +, +, +)
10:18 AM <Fae> Defense!
10:18 AM <LadyKatie> … THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW?
10:18 AM <Fae> roll defense
10:19 AM <LadyKatie> 4df+6 fuck
10:19 AM <Glacon> LadyKatie: fuck: 8 (4df+6=+, +, -, +)
10:20 AM <Fae> Bumpsy bounces off harmlessly, dealing only minimal damage. Be careful though, small bits of damage might stack over time.
10:20 AM <LadyKatie> Roll a d2 or nah?
10:22 AM <Fae> nah.
10:22 AM <LadyKatie> Okay, what now?
10:22 AM <Fae> Roll speed to initiate an attack.
10:23 AM <LadyKatie> 4df+2
10:23 AM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 2 (4df+2=+, 0, -, 0)
10:24 AM <Fae> 4df+6
10:24 AM <Glacon> Fae: 8 (4df+6=+, 0, +, 0)
10:24 AM <Fae> Roll attack with -2
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10:27 AM <Fae> Hanna, roll Donny's attack at two lower than his baseline.
10:28 AM <LadyKatie> (Sorry, had to talk with parents for a moment)
10:28 AM <Fae> okay
10:28 AM <LadyKatie> 4df+1 fuuuuck
10:28 AM <Glacon> LadyKatie: fuuuuck: -1 (4df+1=-, 0, -, 0)
10:28 AM <Fae> 4df+6
10:28 AM <Glacon> Fae: 6 (4df+6=-, 0, 0, +)
10:29 AM <Fae> He takes no damage.
10:29 AM <Fae> 4df+6 Roll speed.
10:29 AM <Glacon> Fae: Roll speed.: 6 (4df+6=+, -, -, +)
10:29 AM <LadyKatie> 4df+2
10:29 AM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 3 (4df+2=0, +, 0, 0)
10:30 AM <Fae> 4df+0 bump attack
10:30 AM <Glacon> Fae: bump attack: 1 (4df+0=0, +, +, -)
10:31 AM <LadyKatie> 4df+6 defense
10:31 AM <Glacon> LadyKatie: defense: 2 (4df+6=-, -, -, -)
10:32 AM <Fae> Roll d2
10:33 AM <LadyKatie> 1d2
10:33 AM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 2 (1d2=2)
10:34 AM <Fae> No damage. Your turn.
10:35 AM <LadyKatie> 4df+2
10:35 AM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 0 (4df+2=0, -, 0, -)
10:35 AM <Fae> 4df+6
10:35 AM <Glacon> Fae: 5 (4df+6=+, -, 0, -)
10:35 AM <Fae> Attack -2.
10:36 AM <LadyKatie> 4df+1
10:36 AM <Glacon> LadyKatie: -1 (4df+1=-, +, -, -)
10:36 AM <Fae> 4df+6
10:36 AM <Glacon> Fae: 7 (4df+6=+, 0, -, +)
10:36 AM <Fae> He takes no damage.
10:38 AM <Fae> 4df+6 Speeeeed!
10:38 AM <Glacon> Fae: Speeeeed!: 9 (4df+6=+, +, 0, +)
10:38 AM <LadyKatie> 4df+2 (Speed) This is going to go on forever
10:38 AM <Glacon> LadyKatie: (Speed) This is going to go on forever: 3 (4df+2=0, +, +, -)
10:40 AM <Fae> 4df+0
10:40 AM <Glacon> Fae: 2 (4df+0=-, +, +, +)
10:40 AM <Fae> Defense, Donny.
10:40 AM <LadyKatie> 4df+6
10:40 AM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 7 (4df+6=+, -, 0, +)
10:41 AM <Fae> And give me a d2 as well.
10:42 AM <LadyKatie> 1d2
10:42 AM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 2 (1d2=2)
10:44 AM <Fae> Well, he seems to have overshot that one a bit. He bounces off your shell and goes flying into the wall. His speed and defense are now 4.
10:45 AM <LadyKatie> Speed?
10:45 AM <Fae> yup.
10:45 AM <LadyKatie> 4df+2
10:45 AM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 3 (4df+2=0, +, +, -)
10:45 AM <Fae> 4df+4
10:45 AM <Glacon> Fae: 2 (4df+4=0, -, 0, -)
10:46 AM <Fae> Regular attack.
10:46 AM <LadyKatie> 4df+3
10:46 AM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 4 (4df+3=-, +, 0, +)
10:46 AM <Fae> 4df+4
10:46 AM <Glacon> Fae: 6 (4df+4=0, +, 0, +)
10:46 AM <Fae> You send him reeling back.
10:47 AM <Fae> 4df+4 Speeeeeed!
10:47 AM <Glacon> Fae: Speeeeeed!: 5 (4df+4=0, -, +, +)
10:47 AM <LadyKatie> 4df+2 speed?
10:47 AM <Glacon> LadyKatie: speed?: 1 (4df+2=0, -, 0, 0)
10:48 AM <Fae> 4df+4
10:48 AM <Glacon> Fae: 3 (4df+4=+, -, 0, -)
10:48 AM <Fae> Attack -2
10:48 AM <LadyKatie> 4df+1
10:48 AM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 0 (4df+1=0, 0, -, 0)
10:50 AM <Fae> 4df+4
10:50 AM <Glacon> Fae: 1 (4df+4=0, -, -, -)
10:50 AM <Fae> He takes a spec more damage. His speed is now 3.
10:50 AM <Fae> 4df+3
10:50 AM <Glacon> Fae: 2 (4df+3=-, 0, 0, 0)
10:50 AM <LadyKatie> 4df+2
10:50 AM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 3 (4df+2=+, 0, 0, 0)
10:50 AM <Fae> 4df-2
10:50 AM <Glacon> Fae: 0 (4df-2=+, 0, 0, +)
10:51 AM <LadyKatie> 4df+3 attack?
10:51 AM <Glacon> LadyKatie: attack?: 4 (4df+3=+, 0, -, +)
10:51 AM <Fae> d2
10:51 AM <Glacon> Fae: 2 (d2=2)
10:51 AM <Fae> He bounces off again. 3 for both his stats.
10:52 AM <Fae> Your turn.
10:52 AM <LadyKatie> 4df+2 speed
10:52 AM <Glacon> LadyKatie: speed: 1 (4df+2=-, 0, +, -)
10:53 AM <Fae> 4df+3
10:53 AM <Glacon> Fae: 4 (4df+3=0, +, -, +)
10:53 AM <Fae> Attack -2. Martin, persuasion to cheer Hanna on.
10:54 AM <LadyKatie> 4df+1
10:54 AM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 2 (4df+1=+, +, -, 0)
10:54 AM <Fae> 4df+3
10:54 AM <Glacon> Fae: 4 (4df+3=-, +, 0, +)
10:54 AM <TheGameFreak> 4df Martin believes in you!
10:54 AM <Glacon> TheGameFreak: Martin believes in you!: 1 (4df=+, -, +, 0)
10:54 AM <TheGameFreak> (Shit)
10:55 AM <Fae> Hanna, he defends, and it feels like there's a leak in your cabin. You feel filled with determination.
10:55 AM <Fae> 4df+3 Speed. You feel yourself beginning to change.
10:55 AM <Glacon> Fae: Speed. You feel yourself beginning to change.: 3 (4df+3=+, -, +, -)
10:55 AM <LadyKatie> OH FUCK.
10:56 AM <LadyKatie> 4df+3 fuck
10:56 AM <Glacon> LadyKatie: fuck: 4 (4df+3=+, 0, +, -)
10:56 AM <Fae> 4df-2
10:56 AM <Glacon> Fae: -3 (4df-2=0, +, -, -)
10:56 AM <Fae> Donny, roll me defense.
10:56 AM <LadyKatie> 4df+6 I'M TURNING INTO A FUCKING FISH, YOU THINK I CARE AT THE MOMENT
10:56 AM <Glacon> LadyKatie: I'M TURNING INTO A FUCKING FISH, YOU THINK I CARE AT THE MOMENT: 5 (4df+6=0, 0, 0, -)
10:58 AM <Fae> Something interesting happens as you change. Your fish tail happens and eveything, but you remember something. This is your element. You are the swimmer. +1 to agility.
10:58 AM <LadyKatie> How does that affect the shrimp battle at all
11:00 AM <Fae> That, and the tentacles reconfigure around your tail giving you better and more fluid control.
11:00 AM <LadyKatie> Okay? What do I roll?
11:00 AM <Fae> Speed with a +1 bonus.
11:01 AM <LadyKatie> 4df+3
11:01 AM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 2 (4df+3=0, 0, 0, -)
11:01 AM <Fae> 4df+2
11:01 AM <Glacon> Fae: 1 (4df+2=0, -, +, -)
11:01 AM <Fae> Normal attack.
11:01 AM <LadyKatie> 4df+3
11:01 AM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 1 (4df+3=+, -, -, -)
11:01 AM <Fae> 4df+3
11:01 AM <Glacon> Fae: 2 (4df+3=0, 0, 0, -)
11:02 AM <Fae> You send him flying again.
11:02 AM <Fae> 4df+2 speed
11:02 AM <Glacon> Fae: speed: 0 (4df+2=0, -, 0, -)
11:02 AM <LadyKatie> 4df+3 ?
11:02 AM <Glacon> LadyKatie: ?: 7 (4df+3=+, +, +, +)
11:03 AM <Fae> You go in circles around him. Yeah, you're starting to get the hang of this. Speed is now +2. Your turn.
11:03 AM <LadyKatie> 4df+4
11:03 AM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 5 (4df+4=+, +, 0, -)
11:04 AM <Fae> 4df+3
11:04 AM <Glacon> Fae: 4 (4df+3=+, -, 0, +)
11:04 AM <Fae> Regular attack.
11:05 AM <LadyKatie> 4df+3
11:05 AM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 3 (4df+3=0, 0, 0, 0)
11:05 AM <Fae> 4df+3
11:05 AM <Glacon> Fae: 5 (4df+3=+, +, +, -)
11:05 AM <Fae> *bump*
11:05 AM <Fae> 4df+3 I get you.
11:05 AM <Glacon> Fae: I get you.: 1 (4df+3=0, -, -, 0)
11:05 AM <Fae> Speed to escape.
11:06 AM <LadyKatie> 4df+4
11:06 AM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 5 (4df+4=0, 0, 0, +)
11:06 AM <Fae> 4df-2
11:06 AM <Glacon> Fae: -3 (4df-2=0, -, -, +)
11:06 AM <Fae> Defense.
11:07 AM <LadyKatie> 4df+6
11:07 AM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 4 (4df+6=-, 0, -, 0)
11:07 AM <Fae> d2
11:07 AM <Glacon> Fae: 2 (d2=2)
11:07 AM <Fae> He bounces off, sent flying into the wall. His propulsion systems are offline. Get him, now.
11:08 AM <LadyKatie> 4df+3 mneah
11:08 AM <Glacon> LadyKatie: mneah: 2 (4df+3=-, +, -, 0)
11:08 AM <Fae> 4df+0
11:08 AM <Glacon> Fae: 1 (4df+0=+, -, 0, +)
11:08 AM <Fae> You have him up against the wall. Attack.
11:08 AM <LadyKatie> 4df+3 but that's what I just rolled?
11:08 AM <Glacon> LadyKatie: but that's what I just rolled?: 5 (4df+3=+, +, -, +)
11:09 AM <Fae> 4df+0 Tsis is a second attack.
11:09 AM <Glacon> Fae: Tsis is a second attack.: 0 (4df+0=+, -, -, +)
11:09 AM <Fae> Yeah, bumpsy is offline. You win!
11:10 AM <LadyKatie> Okay, now to deal with the fact she's a fish.
11:11 AM <Fae> Once she's pulled out of the water, the engineers are very confused to find a mermain in the hatch.
11:11 AM <Fae> "…[We might have to make small midification. You know sea life, yes? You can help?]"
11:12 AM <LadyKatie> Danish?
11:12 AM <Fae> yup.
11:13 AM <LadyKatie> "[Um… sure?]"
11:13 AM <Fae> Roll me science with aplicale bonuses.
11:14 AM <LadyKatie> Yeah, which ones are applicable?
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11:14 AM <LadyKatie> She can either roll a 10, 8, or 6 depending on what you allow.
11:14 AM <Fae> I Love Water and Calm of the Ocean.
11:15 AM <LadyKatie> 4df+10 okay then, I am marine god.
11:15 AM <Glacon> LadyKatie: okay then, I am marine god.: 9 (4df+10=-, 0, +, -)
11:15 AM <Fae> Martin, you can also come over and have a look with engineering.
11:16 AM <TheGameFreak> 4df+5 Help Hanna with shrimp things.
11:16 AM <Glacon> TheGameFreak: Help Hanna with shrimp things.: 2 (4df+5=0, -, -, -)
11:16 AM <TheGameFreak> (dangit)
11:18 AM <Fae> Martin, you know noting about shrimp. Hanna, you figure out a few modifications that might need to be made. The crew follows your directions. New Stats being PM'd.
11:20 AM <Fae> Martin, maybe you could find someone to talk to. Ask some questions.
11:21 AM <TheGameFreak> Martin looks around for any pit crew members still present.
11:22 AM <Fae> Looks like Nel's talking to tone in tooltime2
11:24 AM <Fae> To Hanna. "…[Genius. Alright, this should do it.]"
11:24 AM <LadyKatie> "[It should?]"
11:26 AM <Fae> "[Whatever you are, fish lady, you seem to be very good at steering in the water, so now we have these vents to bring in water. And your shell did need strengthening in a few areas, like you said.]"
11:26 AM <LadyKatie> "[Okay…]" Hanna :|
11:27 AM <Fae> "[Ready for next round?]"
11:27 AM <LadyKatie> "[I guess?]" No
11:30 AM <Fae> Ypu're lowered into the water. It's Samantha, this time. You have first move.
11:30 AM <LadyKatie> 4df+4 speed?
11:30 AM <Glacon> LadyKatie: speed?: 4 (4df+4=0, 0, 0, 0)
11:31 AM <Fae> 4df+3
11:31 AM <Glacon> Fae: 3 (4df+3=-, +, +, -)
11:31 AM <Fae> Regular attack.
11:31 AM <LadyKatie> 4df+3
11:31 AM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 0 (4df+3=0, -, -, -)
11:31 AM <Fae> 4df+3
11:31 AM <Glacon> Fae: 4 (4df+3=+, +, -, 0)
11:31 AM <Fae> She tanks it.
11:33 AM <Fae> d3+3 special attack.
11:33 AM <Glacon> Fae: special attack.: 5 (d3+3=2)
11:33 AM <Fae> 4df+3
11:33 AM <Glacon> Fae: 2 (4df+3=0, -, -, +)
11:33 AM <Fae> Hanna, five defense rolls.
11:33 AM <LadyKatie> 4df+7 defense?
11:33 AM <Glacon> LadyKatie: defense?: 10 (4df+7=0, +, +, +)
11:33 AM <LadyKatie> 4df+7 2
11:33 AM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 2: 7 (4df+7=0, 0, -, +)
11:33 AM <LadyKatie> 4df+7 3
11:33 AM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 3: 7 (4df+7=-, -, +, +)
11:34 AM <LadyKatie> 4df+7 4
11:34 AM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 4: 4 (4df+7=-, 0, -, -)
11:34 AM <LadyKatie> 4df+7 5
11:34 AM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 5: 8 (4df+7=+, +, -, 0)
11:34 AM <Fae> You take absolutely no damage.
11:34 AM <Fae> Your turn.
11:34 AM <LadyKatie> 4df+4 speed?
11:34 AM <Glacon> LadyKatie: speed?: 7 (4df+4=+, 0, +, +)
11:39 AM <Fae> 4df+3
11:39 AM <Glacon> Fae: 1 (4df+3=-, -, +, -)
11:39 AM <Fae> +1 to this attack.
11:39 AM <LadyKatie> 4df+4
11:39 AM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 4 (4df+4=0, +, 0, -)
11:39 AM <Fae> 4df+3
11:39 AM <Glacon> Fae: 6 (4df+3=+, 0, +, +)
11:39 AM <Fae> She tanks it.
11:39 AM <Fae> 4df+2 speed
11:39 AM <Glacon> Fae: speed: 2 (4df+2=0, 0, +, -)
11:40 AM <LadyKatie> 4df+4 speed
11:40 AM <Glacon> LadyKatie: speed: 5 (4df+4=+, -, +, 0)
11:40 AM <Fae> 4df-1
11:40 AM <Glacon> Fae: 0 (4df-1=-, +, +, 0)
11:40 AM <LadyKatie> attack?
11:40 AM <Fae> Yup.
11:41 AM <LadyKatie> 4df+3
11:41 AM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 3 (4df+3=0, 0, -, +)
11:41 AM <Fae> 4df+3
11:41 AM <Glacon> Fae: 2 (4df+3=+, 0, -, -)
11:42 AM <Fae> She takes damage.
11:42 AM <Fae> 4df+2 initiate.
11:42 AM <Glacon> Fae: initiate.: 1 (4df+2=-, -, 0, +)
11:42 AM <Fae> speed to counter
11:42 AM <LadyKatie> 4df+4 speed
11:42 AM <Glacon> LadyKatie: speed: 3 (4df+4=0, 0, 0, -)
11:43 AM <Fae> 4df-1 I attack you. Roll defense.
11:43 AM <Glacon> Fae: I attack you. Roll defense.: -2 (4df-1=-, 0, -, +)
11:43 AM <LadyKatie> 4df+7 bitch please
11:43 AM <Glacon> LadyKatie: bitch please: 7 (4df+7=+, 0, 0, -)
11:43 AM <Fae> Your move
11:44 AM <LadyKatie> 4df+3 attack?
11:44 AM <Glacon> LadyKatie: attack?: 4 (4df+3=+, -, 0, +)
11:44 AM <Fae> 4df+2 wah
11:44 AM <Glacon> Fae: wah: 1 (4df+2=-, +, -, 0)
11:44 AM <Fae> More damage is done. She's at about half health.
11:44 AM <Fae> 4df+2 Speed to catch you. Rolls speed to run.
11:44 AM <Glacon> Fae: Speed to catch you. Rolls speed to run.: 4 (4df+2=+, 0, 0, +)
11:45 AM <LadyKatie> 4df+4 run!
11:45 AM <Glacon> LadyKatie: run!: 3 (4df+4=-, +, 0, -)
11:45 AM <Fae> 4df+1 Attack.
11:45 AM <Glacon> Fae: Attack.: 4 (4df+1=+, 0, +, +)
11:45 AM <LadyKatie> 4df+7 defense
11:45 AM <Glacon> LadyKatie: defense: 8 (4df+7=-, +, +, 0)
11:46 AM <Fae> plink
11:46 AM <Fae> Now roll speed to try to catch her.
11:46 AM <LadyKatie> 4df+4
11:46 AM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 3 (4df+4=-, 0, -, +)
11:47 AM <Fae> 4df+2
11:47 AM <Glacon> Fae: 3 (4df+2=-, +, 0, +)
11:47 AM <Fae> Regular attack, now.
11:47 AM <LadyKatie> 4df+3
11:47 AM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 4 (4df+3=+, -, +, 0)
11:48 AM <Fae> 4df+2
11:48 AM <Glacon> Fae: 1 (4df+2=-, +, -, 0)
11:48 AM <Fae> More damage. One more good blow should do it.
11:48 AM <Fae> 4df+2 I chase you.
11:48 AM <Glacon> Fae: I chase you.: 1 (4df+2=0, -, -, +)
11:48 AM <LadyKatie> 4df+4 I run from you
11:48 AM <Glacon> LadyKatie: I run from you: 3 (4df+4=+, -, -, 0)
11:49 AM <Fae> Regardless of her attempts at scratching, everything bounces off. Yu cannot be destroyed. Your turn. Roll speed.
11:49 AM <LadyKatie> 4df+4
11:49 AM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 4 (4df+4=0, -, +, 0)
11:50 AM <Fae> 4df+2
11:50 AM <Glacon> Fae: -1 (4df+2=0, -, -, -)
11:50 AM <Fae> Attack.
11:50 AM <LadyKatie> 4df+3 mneah
11:50 AM <Glacon> LadyKatie: mneah: 3 (4df+3=+, -, -, +)
11:51 AM <Fae> You KO her an move on to the final round.
11:51 AM <LadyKatie> In soviet russia, fish fries you
11:54 AM <Fae> Seeing that there's not really any repairs to be done, the shrimp is ported over to the final round.
11:54 AM <LadyKatie> Final round?
11:55 AM <Fae> Probably. One Shot Johnny.
11:55 AM <Fae> 4df+6 He sppeds towards you.
11:55 AM <Glacon> Fae: He sppeds towards you.: 6 (4df+6=+, -, 0, 0)
11:55 AM <LadyKatie> 4df+4 probably not gonna win this
11:55 AM <Glacon> LadyKatie: probably not gonna win this: 2 (4df+4=0, 0, -, -)
11:57 AM <Quin> Nel stumbles over to the final round
11:58 AM <Fae> 4df+6 Attack!
11:58 AM <Glacon> Fae: Attack!: 9 (4df+6=+, 0, +, +)
11:58 AM <LadyKatie> 4df+7 defense!
11:58 AM <Glacon> LadyKatie: defense!: 6 (4df+7=0, -, 0, 0)
11:59 AM <Fae> d2
11:59 AM <Glacon> Fae: 1 (d2=1)
12:00 PM <Fae> YOu take some damage. He his hard. Your turn. Rll speed first.
12:00 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+4
12:00 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 4 (4df+4=+, -, -, +)
12:00 PM <Fae> 4df+6
12:00 PM <Glacon> Fae: 3 (4df+6=-, -, -, 0)
12:00 PM <Fae> ROll full attack.
12:00 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+3
12:00 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 1 (4df+3=-, +, -, -)
12:01 PM <Fae> 4df+0
12:01 PM <Glacon> Fae: 0 (4df+0=0, -, +, 0)
12:01 PM <Quin> Nel cheers for Hanna!
12:01 PM <Fae> You scratch him
12:01 PM <Fae> 4df+6 roll speed.
12:01 PM <Glacon> Fae: roll speed.: 5 (4df+6=-, 0, +, -)
12:01 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+4 okay
12:01 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: okay: 5 (4df+4=-, +, +, 0)
12:01 PM <Fae> 4df+6 and defense
12:01 PM <Glacon> Fae: and defense: 3 (4df+6=-, 0, -, -)
12:02 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+7 okay defense
12:02 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: okay defense: 8 (4df+7=+, +, -, 0)
12:02 PM <Fae> T.A.N.K.
12:02 PM <Fae> Your turn.
12:03 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+3 attack?
12:03 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: attack?: 2 (4df+3=-, 0, +, -)
12:03 PM <Fae> Speed, also
12:04 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+4 okay then
12:04 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: okay then: 2 (4df+4=-, -, +, -)
12:05 PM <Fae> 4df+6 speed
12:05 PM <Glacon> Fae: speed: 8 (4df+6=+, -, +, +)
12:05 PM <Fae> 4df+0 def
12:05 PM <Glacon> Fae: def: 0 (4df+0=-, 0, +, 0)
12:05 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+7 defense?
12:05 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: defense?: 9 (4df+7=+, 0, +, 0)
12:05 PM <Fae> no, no defense
12:05 PM <LadyKatie> Then what?
12:05 PM <Fae> He was defending.
12:06 PM <LadyKatie> so attack?
12:06 PM <Fae> Now it's his turn.
12:06 PM <Fae> 4df+6 Spped.
12:06 PM <Glacon> Fae: Spped.: 7 (4df+6=+, 0, +, -)
12:07 PM <Fae> roll speed.
12:07 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+4
12:07 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 7 (4df+4=+, +, +, 0)
12:08 PM <Fae> 4df+6 Attack.
12:08 PM <Glacon> Fae: Attack.: 4 (4df+6=-, 0, -, 0)
12:08 PM <Fae> roll defense
12:08 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+7 defense
12:08 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: defense: 7 (4df+7=-, +, -, +)
12:08 PM <Fae> You tank. Roll speed.
12:09 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+4
12:09 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 5 (4df+4=0, 0, 0, +)
12:09 PM <Fae> 4df+6
12:09 PM <Glacon> Fae: 8 (4df+6=0, +, 0, +)
12:09 PM <Fae> Roll attack -2.
12:09 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+1 damn
12:09 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: damn: 0 (4df+1=0, -, 0, 0)
12:10 PM <Fae> 4df
12:10 PM <Glacon> Fae: -1 (4df=0, -, +, -)
12:10 PM <Fae> He takes more damage.
12:10 PM <Fae> 4df+6 roll speed
12:10 PM <Glacon> Fae: roll speed: 3 (4df+6=-, -, -, 0)
12:10 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+4 speed
12:10 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: speed: 5 (4df+4=-, +, 0, +)
12:10 PM <Fae> 4df+4 and defense.
12:10 PM <Glacon> Fae: and defense.: 0 (4df+4=-, -, -, -)
12:11 PM <LadyKatie> …
12:11 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+3 attack?
12:11 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: attack?: 3 (4df+3=+, -, +, -)
12:11 PM <Fae> 4df+0
12:11 PM <Glacon> Fae: -2 (4df+0=0, -, -, 0)
12:12 PM <Fae> He ded.
12:12 PM <LadyKatie> I can see why people get hooked on watching these.
12:15 PM <Fae> Hanna and her shrimp are pulled out out of the water. Her crew helps her up onto a stage, where she is presented with a golden trophy with shrimp and shark and other sea creature designs.
12:15 PM <Fae> The crowd cheers for their victor.
12:16 PM <Quin> Nel goes wild!
12:17 PM <LadyKatie> "…" Hanna has no idea how to react.
12:17 PM <TheGameFreak> Martin smiles and claps.
12:18 PM <LadyKatie> Assuming she has legs again, she stands there awkwardly.
12:18 PM <LadyKatie> Holding the trophy. Wondering if she gets to keep it or not.
12:18 PM <Fae> Suddenly a hush begins to fall from the back of the room. One of her crew members whispers something. "…[The league champion.]"
12:18 PM <LadyKatie> "[What?]"
12:19 PM <Quin> "[What's happening?]"
12:20 PM <Fae> An old man with dark glasses is wheeled down the aisle in a wheelchair. He seems to have a wetsuit of his own, with a longcoat being worn over it. He also does not appear to have legs.
12:20 PM <TheGameFreak> Martin looks at the old man. ~Oh dear.~
12:21 PM <Fae> "…A new champion?" He speaks with a gruff and hoarse voice.
12:21 PM <LadyKatie> "Uh, um… uh….."
12:22 PM <Fae> "Oh, and a young one as well."
12:22 PM <Fae> He doesn't actually seem to be looking at her. More listening.
12:22 PM <TheGameFreak> Martin blinks. "Who are you?"
12:22 PM <LadyKatie> "Uh… that's what they tell me?"
12:24 PM <Fae> "…Would yo do me the honor of a duel? It has been years since I had a healthy challenge."
12:24 PM <LadyKatie> "Uh… sure?"
12:25 PM <Fae> He nods, and begins being wheeled to his own mecha. Sci to identify it. Same bonuses as before for Hanna. Other characters can try to identify it as well.
12:25 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+10 ???
12:25 PM <LadyKatie> …
12:25 PM <Fae> 4df+10
12:25 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+10
12:25 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 11 (4df+10=+, -, +, 0)
12:25 PM <Glacon> Fae: 10 (4df+10=+, -, -, +)
12:25 PM <TheGameFreak> 4df+5 What is that?
12:25 PM <Glacon> TheGameFreak: What is that?: 7 (4df+5=0, 0, +, +)
12:26 PM <Fae> Nel?
12:26 PM <Quin> 4df ha
12:26 PM <Glacon> Quin: ha: -1 (4df=-, -, 0, +)
12:27 PM <Fae> Nel, it's a colorful thing. Martin and Hanna… that's a mantis shrimp.
12:27 PM <Fae> I giant mantis shrimp.
12:27 PM <Quin> She takes notes so she can draw it later
12:27 PM <LadyKatie> ~… damn.~
12:28 PM <Fae> He's loaded in and lowered into the water, as is hanna.
12:28 PM <LadyKatie> Okay.
12:28 PM <LadyKatie> Wee, she's a mermaid again.
12:28 PM <Fae> Wee
12:28 PM <Fae> 4df+7 Roll speed, hanna.
12:28 PM <Glacon> Fae: Roll speed, hanna.: 6 (4df+7=+, -, 0, -)
12:28 PM <TheGameFreak> Martin looks in amazement. ~A mantis shrimp. It's beautiful.~
12:28 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+4 it had to be a mantis shrimp…
12:28 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: it had to be a mantis shrimp…: 4 (4df+4=-, +, -, +)
12:29 PM <Fae> 4df+7 Now roll defense.
12:29 PM <Glacon> Fae: Now roll defense.: 9 (4df+7=0, +, 0, +)
12:29 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+7 fucking shrimp monster
12:29 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: fucking shrimp monster: 6 (4df+7=0, -, 0, 0)
12:29 PM <Fae> d2
12:29 PM <Glacon> Fae: 1 (d2=1)
12:29 PM <Fae> 1.5 damage. Your turn.
12:29 PM <Fae> ROll speed.
12:29 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+4 speed
12:29 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: speed: 4 (4df+4=-, +, +, -)
12:30 PM <Fae> 4df+7
12:30 PM <Glacon> Fae: 8 (4df+7=+, 0, 0, 0)
12:30 PM <Fae> Attack -2
12:30 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+1 rip
12:30 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: rip: 1 (4df+1=0, +, 0, -)
12:30 PM <Fae> 4df+4
12:30 PM <Glacon> Fae: 4 (4df+4=-, -, +, +)
12:30 PM <Fae> plink
12:31 PM <Fae> 4df+7 roll speed
12:31 PM <Glacon> Fae: roll speed: 6 (4df+7=+, -, -, 0)
12:31 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+4
12:31 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 5 (4df+4=+, -, 0, +)
12:31 PM <Fae> 4df+7 ANd defense
12:31 PM <Glacon> Fae: ANd defense: 7 (4df+7=-, +, +, -)
12:31 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+7
12:31 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 8 (4df+7=+, 0, +, -)
12:31 PM <Fae> You're safe.
12:31 PM <Fae> Roll speed.
12:32 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+4
12:32 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 2 (4df+4=+, -, -, -)
12:32 PM <Fae> 4df+7
12:32 PM <Glacon> Fae: 7 (4df+7=+, +, -, -)
12:32 PM <Fae> Attack -2
12:32 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+1
12:32 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 3 (4df+1=+, 0, +, 0)
12:32 PM <Fae> 4df+4
12:32 PM <Glacon> Fae: 3 (4df+4=0, 0, 0, -)
12:32 PM <Fae> You scratch him.
12:32 PM <Fae> 4df+7 roll speed
12:32 PM <Glacon> Fae: roll speed: 5 (4df+7=-, -, +, -)
12:33 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+4
12:33 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 3 (4df+4=-, +, -, 0)
12:33 PM <Fae> 4df+7 and defense
12:33 PM <Glacon> Fae: and defense: 7 (4df+7=+, -, -, +)
12:33 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+7
12:33 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 6 (4df+7=-, 0, +, -)
12:33 PM <Fae> d2
12:33 PM <Glacon> Fae: 2 (d2=2)
12:33 PM <Fae> Safe.
12:33 PM <Fae> Roll speed.
12:33 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+4
12:33 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 4 (4df+4=-, +, +, -)
12:34 PM <Fae> 4df+7
12:34 PM <Glacon> Fae: 5 (4df+7=-, +, -, -)
12:34 PM <Fae> Attack -2
12:34 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+1 I'm trying okay?
12:34 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: I'm trying okay?: -2 (4df+1=-, -, -, 0)
12:34 PM <Fae> 4df+7 In all fairness, this is the boss bonus round.
12:34 PM <Glacon> Fae: In all fairness, this is the boss bonus round.: 7 (4df+7=0, -, +, 0)
12:35 PM <Fae> Swoosh.
12:35 PM <Fae> 4df+7 Roll speed.
12:35 PM <Glacon> Fae: Roll speed.: 5 (4df+7=-, -, 0, 0)
12:35 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+4
12:35 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 5 (4df+4=+, -, 0, +)
12:35 PM <Fae> 4df+7 and defense
12:35 PM <Glacon> Fae: and defense: 4 (4df+7=-, -, 0, -)
12:35 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+7 lol
12:35 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: lol: 5 (4df+7=0, -, 0, -)
12:35 PM <Fae> Safe.
12:35 PM <Fae> Your turn.
12:36 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+4 speed
12:36 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: speed: 3 (4df+4=-, +, 0, -)
12:36 PM <Fae> 4df+7
12:36 PM <Glacon> Fae: 6 (4df+7=+, -, 0, -)
12:36 PM <Fae> Attack -1
12:36 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+2
12:36 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 2 (4df+2=-, +, +, -)
12:36 PM <Fae> 4df+4
12:36 PM <Glacon> Fae: 6 (4df+4=-, +, +, +)
12:36 PM <Fae> plink
12:37 PM <Fae> 4df+7 speed
12:37 PM <Glacon> Fae: speed: 9 (4df+7=+, +, -, +)
12:37 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+4 oh fuck
12:37 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: oh fuck: 3 (4df+4=0, -, +, -)
12:37 PM <Fae> 4df+7 Defend against my attack.
12:37 PM <Glacon> Fae: Defend against my attack.: 7 (4df+7=-, -, +, +)
12:37 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+7 that I can do!
12:37 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: that I can do!: 7 (4df+7=+, -, +, -)
12:38 PM <Fae> 4df+3 The speed with which he strikes your shell causes the water to boil. Defend against the heat.
12:38 PM <Glacon> Fae: The speed with which he strikes your shell causes the water to boil. Defend against the heat.: 4 (4df+3=+, 0, -, +)
12:39 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+7 damn you special attacks
12:39 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: damn you special attacks: 7 (4df+7=+, -, +, -)
12:39 PM <Fae> 4df+4
12:39 PM <Glacon> Fae: 3 (4df+4=+, -, 0, -)
12:39 PM <Fae> Looks like it hurt him more than it hurt you.
12:39 PM <Fae> Roll speed.
12:39 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+4
12:39 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 6 (4df+4=+, +, 0, 0)
12:39 PM <Fae> 4df+7 odang
12:39 PM <Glacon> Fae: odang: 6 (4df+7=-, 0, 0, 0)
12:39 PM <Fae> Roll full attack.
12:40 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+3
12:40 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 3 (4df+3=-, +, 0, 0)
12:40 PM <Fae> 4df+4
12:40 PM <Glacon> Fae: 3 (4df+4=0, -, 0, 0)
12:40 PM <Fae> More scratching.
12:40 PM <Fae> 4df+7 Nyooooom
12:40 PM <Glacon> Fae: Nyooooom: 8 (4df+7=0, -, +, +)
12:41 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+4 speed?
12:41 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: speed?: 4 (4df+4=-, 0, +, 0)
12:41 PM <Fae> 4df+7 Yes that was. And this is an attack.
12:41 PM <Glacon> Fae: Yes that was. And this is an attack.: 5 (4df+7=0, -, -, 0)
12:41 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+7 defense!
12:41 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: defense!: 6 (4df+7=-, +, 0, -)
12:42 PM <Fae> He doesn't boil himself this time.
12:42 PM <Fae> Roll speed.
12:42 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+4 okay!
12:42 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: okay!: 7 (4df+4=+, +, +, 0)
12:42 PM <Fae> 4df+7 wow
12:42 PM <Glacon> Fae: wow: 6 (4df+7=0, 0, 0, -)
12:42 PM <Fae> Roll your full attack.
12:42 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+3 now let's hope this does something
12:42 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: now let's hope this does something: 4 (4df+3=+, +, -, 0)
12:42 PM <Fae> 4df+4
12:42 PM <Glacon> Fae: 4 (4df+4=0, 0, -, +)
12:43 PM <Fae> Scratch
12:43 PM <Fae> 4df+7 roll speed
12:43 PM <Glacon> Fae: roll speed: 6 (4df+7=0, -, 0, 0)
12:43 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+4 okay!
12:43 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: okay!: 2 (4df+4=-, -, -, +)
12:43 PM <Fae> 4df+7 and defense
12:43 PM <Glacon> Fae: and defense: 8 (4df+7=+, +, 0, -)
12:44 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+7 that I can do
12:44 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: that I can do: 8 (4df+7=-, +, +, 0)
12:44 PM <Fae> roll speed
12:44 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+4
12:44 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 4 (4df+4=+, -, 0, 0)
12:44 PM <Fae> 4df+7
12:44 PM <Glacon> Fae: 7 (4df+7=0, -, +, 0)
12:45 PM <Fae> Attack -2
12:45 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+1 this is a cosmic joke
12:45 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: this is a cosmic joke: 0 (4df+1=+, -, -, 0)
12:45 PM <Fae> 4df+4 yup
12:45 PM <Glacon> Fae: yup: 6 (4df+4=+, +, +, -)
12:45 PM <Fae> roll speed to evade.
12:45 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+4
12:45 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 5 (4df+4=-, +, +, 0)
12:46 PM <Fae> 4df+7
12:46 PM <Glacon> Fae: 7 (4df+7=-, -, +, +)
12:46 PM <Fae> 4df+7 and defense
12:46 PM <Glacon> Fae: and defense: 9 (4df+7=+, +, +, -)
12:46 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+7 oh fuck
12:46 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: oh fuck: 7 (4df+7=-, +, 0, 0)
12:46 PM <Fae> d2
12:46 PM <Glacon> Fae: 1 (d2=1)
12:46 PM <Fae> 1 damage.
12:47 PM <Fae> 4df+3 boiling
12:47 PM <Glacon> Fae: boiling: 5 (4df+3=+, 0, 0, +)
12:47 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+7 defense?
12:47 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: defense?: 5 (4df+7=0, -, 0, -)
12:47 PM <Fae> You're fine.
12:47 PM <Fae> 4df+4
12:47 PM <Glacon> Fae: 4 (4df+4=-, +, -, +)
12:47 PM <Fae> He's not quite so fine.
12:47 PM <Fae> Your turn. Roll speed.
12:47 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+4
12:47 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 3 (4df+4=-, 0, 0, 0)
12:47 PM <Fae> 4df+7
12:47 PM <Glacon> Fae: 9 (4df+7=+, +, -, +)
12:48 PM <Fae> Attack -1
12:48 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+2
12:48 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 1 (4df+2=-, +, 0, -)
12:48 PM <Fae> 4df+4
12:48 PM <Glacon> Fae: 5 (4df+4=0, +, 0, 0)
12:48 PM <Fae> plink
12:48 PM <Fae> 4df+7 roll speed to evade.
12:48 PM <Glacon> Fae: roll speed to evade.: 7 (4df+7=+, 0, -, 0)
12:48 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+4
12:48 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 4 (4df+4=-, -, +, +)
12:49 PM <Fae> 4df+7 and defense.
12:49 PM <Glacon> Fae: and defense.: 11 (4df+7=+, +, +, +)
12:49 PM <Fae> …
12:49 PM <Fae> Still roll defense.
12:49 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+7 how bad?
12:49 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: how bad?: 7 (4df+7=0, -, 0, +)
12:49 PM <Fae> d2
12:49 PM <Glacon> Fae: 2 (d2=2)
12:50 PM <Fae> Not as bad as you might think. You take 1 damage, leaving you at 1.5. However…
12:50 PM <Fae> 4df+7 High-power special attack.
12:50 PM <Glacon> Fae: High-power special attack.: 8 (4df+7=+, 0, -, +)
12:50 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+7
12:50 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 7 (4df+7=-, 0, 0, +)
12:50 PM <Fae> d2
12:50 PM <Glacon> Fae: 2 (d2=2)
12:50 PM <Fae> You're fine.
12:50 PM <Fae> 4df+4
12:51 PM <Glacon> Fae: 6 (4df+4=-, +, +, +)
12:51 PM <Fae> He takes more damage, and he seems a bit disoriented from the blowback.
12:52 PM <Fae> Speed to attack him.
12:52 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+4
12:52 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 5 (4df+4=+, -, +, 0)
12:52 PM <Fae> 4df+6
12:52 PM <Glacon> Fae: 6 (4df+6=-, +, 0, 0)
12:52 PM <Fae> Speed -1
12:52 PM <Fae> Attack*
12:52 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+2
12:52 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 5 (4df+2=0, +, +, +)
12:52 PM <Fae> 4df+6
12:52 PM <Glacon> Fae: 6 (4df+6=+, -, 0, 0)
12:53 PM <Fae> wat, 4, sorry.
12:53 PM <Fae> He takes more damage. You're starting to gain on him.
12:53 PM <LadyKatie> .5?
12:53 PM <Fae> He takes damage, you're fine.
12:53 PM <LadyKatie> Speed?
12:53 PM <Fae> 4df+6 though you need to roll speed to evade.
12:53 PM <Glacon> Fae: though you need to roll speed to evade.: 8 (4df+6=+, -, +, +)
12:54 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+4 okay
12:54 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: okay: 3 (4df+4=-, -, +, 0)
12:54 PM <Fae> 4df+6 and defense
12:54 PM <Glacon> Fae: and defense: 6 (4df+6=0, 0, -, +)
12:54 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+7
12:54 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 7 (4df+7=-, 0, +, 0)
12:54 PM <Fae> Your turn. Roll speed.
12:54 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+4
12:54 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 4 (4df+4=0, 0, -, +)
12:55 PM <Fae> 4df+6
12:55 PM <Glacon> Fae: 6 (4df+6=+, -, +, -)
12:55 PM <Fae> Attack -2
12:55 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+1 lol
12:55 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: lol: 2 (4df+1=+, +, -, 0)
12:56 PM <Fae> 4df+4
12:56 PM <Glacon> Fae: 4 (4df+4=0, 0, -, +)
12:56 PM <Fae> Nope, he's good.
12:56 PM <Fae> 4df+6 roll speed
12:56 PM <Glacon> Fae: roll speed: 8 (4df+6=+, +, 0, 0)
12:56 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+4 mneah
12:56 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: mneah: 1 (4df+4=-, 0, -, -)
12:56 PM <Fae> 4df+6 ANd defense
12:56 PM <Glacon> Fae: ANd defense: 8 (4df+6=0, 0, +, +)
12:57 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+7
12:57 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 8 (4df+7=0, +, +, -)
12:57 PM <Fae> Tank.
12:57 PM <Fae> Roll speed.
12:57 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+4
12:57 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 4 (4df+4=0, 0, +, -)
12:57 PM <Fae> 4df+6
12:57 PM <Glacon> Fae: 6 (4df+6=+, +, -, -)
12:58 PM <Fae> Attack -1
12:58 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+2
12:58 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 3 (4df+2=0, +, 0, 0)
12:58 PM <Fae> 4df+4
12:58 PM <Glacon> Fae: 3 (4df+4=-, +, -, 0)
12:58 PM <Fae> scratch.
12:58 PM <Fae> 4df+6 roll speed
12:58 PM <Glacon> Fae: roll speed: 5 (4df+6=0, -, 0, 0)
12:58 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+4
12:58 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 5 (4df+4=0, +, +, -)
12:58 PM <Quin> What's the score?
12:59 PM <Fae> Mantis shrimp 2 health, Hanna 1.5.
12:59 PM <Fae> 4df+6 roll defense
12:59 PM <Glacon> Fae: roll defense: 8 (4df+6=+, +, -, +)
12:59 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+7
12:59 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 6 (4df+7=-, +, -, 0)
12:59 PM <Quin> Nel cheers wildly for Hanna. "You can do it!"
12:59 PM <Fae> d2
12:59 PM <Glacon> Fae: 1 (d2=1)
12:59 PM <Fae> You're at 0.5 health hanna.
12:59 PM <Fae> 4df+3 And the water is biling.
1:00 PM <LadyKatie> aaaaaa
1:00 PM <Glacon> Fae: And the water is biling.: 3 (4df+3=-, -, +, +)
1:00 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+7 I can defend
1:00 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: I can defend: 4 (4df+7=-, -, 0, -)
1:00 PM <Fae> That you can.
1:00 PM <TheGameFreak> "Don't give up!" Martin cheers alongside Nel.
1:00 PM <Fae> 4df+4 But will it hurt him?
1:00 PM <Glacon> Fae: But will it hurt him?: 5 (4df+4=-, +, +, 0)
1:00 PM <Fae> Nope, he's fine. Roll speed.
1:00 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+4
1:00 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 6 (4df+4=0, +, +, 0)
1:01 PM <Fae> 4df+6
1:01 PM <Glacon> Fae: 7 (4df+6=0, +, +, -)
1:01 PM <Fae> Attack -1
1:01 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+2
1:01 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 4 (4df+2=0, +, 0, +)
1:02 PM <Fae> 4df+4
1:02 PM <Glacon> Fae: 5 (4df+4=0, 0, 0, +)
1:02 PM <Fae> pplink
1:02 PM <Fae> 4df+6 roll speed
1:02 PM <Glacon> Fae: roll speed: 7 (4df+6=+, 0, 0, 0)
1:02 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+4
1:02 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 6 (4df+4=+, 0, 0, +)
1:02 PM <Fae> 4df+6 and defense
1:02 PM <Glacon> Fae: and defense: 5 (4df+6=+, -, -, 0)
1:02 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+7
1:02 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: 5 (4df+7=-, -, 0, 0)
1:03 PM <Fae> He boils himself a bit more, but not you.
1:03 PM <Fae> Your moove.
1:03 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+4 speed?
1:03 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: speed?: 5 (4df+4=-, +, +, 0)
1:03 PM <Fae> 4df+6
1:03 PM <Glacon> Fae: 5 (4df+6=-, +, -, 0)
1:03 PM <Fae> Full attack.
1:03 PM <LadyKatie> 4df+3 maybe I have a chance?
1:03 PM <Glacon> LadyKatie: maybe I have a chance?: 4 (4df+3=+, 0, +, -)
1:03 PM <Fae> 4df+4 maybe
1:03 PM <Glacon> Fae: maybe: 2 (4df+4=-, 0, 0, -)
1:04 PM <Fae> …Hanna.
1:04 PM <Fae> It stopped moving.
1:04 PM <LadyKatie> ???
1:04 PM <LadyKatie> "…"
1:04 PM <Fae> You just beat the league champion.
1:04 PM <LadyKatie> "…" I don't think the reality has sunk in yet.
1:05 PM <Quin> "WHOOOO!"
1:05 PM <Quin> Nel clambers up to the docking area to await for Hanna's retrieval
1:05 PM <TheGameFreak> Martin cheers happily.
1:05 PM <Fae> The crowd goes silent…
1:05 PM <Fae> And then explodes!
1:05 PM <TheGameFreak> Martin eagerly waits for Hanna to resurface.
1:06 PM <LadyKatie> When does Hanna resurface?
1:06 PM <Fae> The shrimp mechs are pulled out.
1:06 PM <LadyKatie> "What did I just do?"
1:07 PM <Fae> He old man is helped into his chair =, and given back his glasses to cover his scarred and eyeless sockets.
1:07 PM <LadyKatie> Hanna goes over to shake his hand
1:07 PM <Fae> He graciously accepts. "…Would you come with me a moment? There"
1:07 PM <Fae> s something I'd like to show you
1:08 PM <LadyKatie> "Sure?" She hobbles along. Anomalous flaw sucks.
1:10 PM <Fae> t do, it do. At any rate, yo are led around back. He has an assistant open up the back of a truck to reveal the Crispy Bispy model. "It's something I've been working on for a while… always said I'd pass it on to whoever could bet me."
1:10 PM <LadyKatie> "Oh…"
1:10 PM <Fae> "I'd like you to have it." It is unloaded from the truck.
1:11 PM <LadyKatie> "A-are you sure?"
1:11 PM <Fae> "Positive."
1:11 PM <LadyKatie> "Thank you so much sir."
1:12 PM <Fae> "You're welcome. Maybe you can come around again ome time."
1:12 PM <LadyKatie> She nods.
1:12 PM <LadyKatie> Doesn't know what else to say at this point.
1:13 PM <Fae> He nods goodbye in her general direction and wheels off. Does anyone call their ride to come pick them up?
1:13 PM <LadyKatie> Does Hanna get to take the mecha and the trophy back home?
1:13 PM <Fae> SHe do.
1:13 PM <Fae> And Nel gets to bring home a bag of fried… something.
1:13 PM <Quin> Nel calls the ride and relays her crackpot theory to everyone once they get in to it
1:14 PM <Fae> And that theory is?
1:14 PM <Quin> The alt. timeline/mass propoganda theory
1:16 PM <Quin> Nel also takes a tentative taste of the bag
1:16 PM <Quin> well
1:16 PM <Fae> Okay. Well, their transport gets them back tot he site. Nel has her fried thingies, Hanna has her trophy, and Martin gets a cool entry for his journal. The custom shrimp mech is Run through containment and then brought to the marine lab for study.
1:16 PM <Quin> the bag's contents
1:16 PM <Fae> ~Fin~
1:16 PM <LadyKatie> hehehe
10:12 AM <•Talonair> ~Only /one/ person is supposed to be there damnit!~
10:12 AM → TheGameFreak and Aphex_ joined
10:15 AM <Fae> Karina, you face rock-out randall
10:16 AM <•Talonair> Karina experiments moving around, trying to ignore the tentacles
10:22 AM <•Talonair> She waits for her fight
10:24 AM <Fae> Roll speed to initiate an attack.
10:24 AM <•Talonair> 4df+5 (+1 to speed when attacking)
10:24 AM <Glacon> Talonair: (+1 to speed when attacking): 1 (4df+5=-, -, -, -)
10:24 AM <•Talonair> ….
10:24 AM <•Talonair> REALLY
10:26 AM UraniumEmpire → gumbal1
10:26 AM <Fae> 4df+1
10:26 AM <Glacon> Fae: 4 (4df+1=+, +, 0, +)
10:26 AM <Fae> Roll attack with -2.
10:26 AM <•Talonair> 4df+2 Weh
10:26 AM <Glacon> Talonair: Weh: 0 (4df+2=-, 0, -, 0)
10:28 AM <Fae> 4df+5
10:28 AM <Glacon> Fae: 3 (4df+5=-, -, -, +)
10:28 AM <Fae> He takes no damage.
10:29 AM ← TheGameFreak left (ten.labolgcbs.lflvcj.deepsthgil.98272FD2-CRInys|tibbiM#ten.labolgcbs.lflvcj.deepsthgil.98272FD2-CRInys|tibbiM)
10:31 AM <Fae> 4df+1 roll speed
10:31 AM <Glacon> Fae: roll speed: 2 (4df+1=+, 0, +, -)
10:31 AM <•Talonair> 4df+4 Wheh
10:31 AM <Glacon> Talonair: Wheh: 3 (4df+4=0, 0, -, 0)
10:32 AM <Fae> 4df+3 roll defense
10:32 AM <Glacon> Fae: roll defense: 4 (4df+3=0, -, +, +)
10:32 AM <•Talonair> 4df+4 Am tank
10:32 AM <Glacon> Talonair: Am tank: 7 (4df+4=+, +, 0, +)
10:33 AM <Fae> You take no damage.
10:34 AM <•Talonair> 4df+5 Initiate the attack!
10:34 AM <Glacon> Talonair: Initiate the attack!: 4 (4df+5=0, 0, -, 0)
10:34 AM <Fae> 4df+1
10:34 AM <Glacon> Fae: 4 (4df+1=+, 0, +, +)
10:35 AM <Fae> Regular attack!
10:35 AM <•Talonair> 4df+4 Fite me
10:35 AM <Glacon> Talonair: Fite me: 4 (4df+4=-, 0, 0, +)
10:35 AM <Fae> 4df+5 Waaaah
10:35 AM <Glacon> Fae: Waaaah: 4 (4df+5=+, -, 0, -)
10:36 AM <Fae> He tanks it, a few shell pieces breaking off.
10:38 AM <Fae> 4df+1 Speed.
10:38 AM <Glacon> Fae: Speed.: 2 (4df+1=+, 0, +, -)
10:38 AM <•Talonair> 4df+4 Waa
10:38 AM <Glacon> Talonair: Waa: 6 (4df+4=0, +, +, 0)
10:39 AM <Fae> 4df+4 Attack!
10:39 AM <Glacon> Fae: Attack!: 5 (4df+4=+, 0, -, +)
10:39 AM <•Talonair> 4df+4 TANK
10:39 AM <Glacon> Talonair: TANK: 5 (4df+4=-, +, 0, +)
10:40 AM <Fae> You take no damage. Your turn.
10:41 AM <•Talonair> 4df+5 Initiate!
10:41 AM <Glacon> Talonair: Initiate!: 4 (4df+5=0, -, -, +)
10:42 AM <Fae> 4df+1
10:42 AM <Glacon> Fae: -1 (4df+1=0, -, 0, -)
10:42 AM <Fae> Regular attack.
10:42 AM <•Talonair> 4df+4 Wee
10:42 AM <Glacon> Talonair: Wee: 6 (4df+4=+, 0, +, 0)
10:43 AM <Fae> 4df+5
10:43 AM <Glacon> Fae: 7 (4df+5=+, +, -, +)
10:43 AM <Fae> He takes no damage.
10:44 AM <•Talonair> ~Ahhh come on!~
10:44 AM <Fae> 4df+1 not speedy.
10:44 AM <Glacon> Fae: not speedy.: 1 (4df+1=0, +, 0, -)
10:45 AM <•Talonair> 4df+4 Whe
10:45 AM <Glacon> Talonair: Whe: 2 (4df+4=-, 0, -, 0)
10:46 AM <Fae> 4df+4 Attack you.
10:46 AM <Glacon> Fae: Attack you.: 3 (4df+4=0, -, +, -)
10:47 AM <•Talonair> 4df+4 Fuck off
10:47 AM <Glacon> Talonair: Fuck off: 4 (4df+4=-, 0, 0, +)
10:48 AM <Fae> No sell.
10:48 AM <•Talonair> 4df+5 My turn
10:48 AM <Glacon> Talonair: My turn: 5 (4df+5=-, 0, 0, +)
10:52 AM <Fae> 4df+1 Wah~
10:52 AM <Glacon> Fae: Wah~: 1 (4df+1=+, 0, -, 0)
10:52 AM <•Talonair> 4df+4 Attack!"
10:52 AM <Glacon> Talonair: Attack!": 4 (4df+4=+, -, -, +)
10:52 AM <Fae> 4df+5
10:52 AM <Glacon> Fae: 5 (4df+5=+, 0, -, 0)
10:52 AM <Fae> Nop.
10:52 AM <Fae> 4df+1 Counter
10:52 AM <Glacon> Fae: Counter: 0 (4df+1=0, -, 0, 0)
10:53 AM <•Talonair> 4df+4 We
10:53 AM <Glacon> Talonair: We: 3 (4df+4=-, +, 0, -)
10:53 AM <Fae> 4df+4
10:53 AM <Glacon> Fae: 4 (4df+4=0, +, 0, -)
10:54 AM <•Talonair> 4df+4 Defend
10:54 AM <Glacon> Talonair: Defend: 5 (4df+4=0, 0, 0, +)
10:54 AM <Fae> Your turn.
10:54 AM <•Talonair> 4df+5 Initiate
10:54 AM <Glacon> Talonair: Initiate: 8 (4df+5=+, +, +, 0)
10:55 AM <Fae> 4df+1
10:55 AM <Glacon> Fae: 3 (4df+1=+, 0, +, 0)
10:55 AM <Fae> Attack+1
10:55 AM <•Talonair> 4df+5 Here we go!
10:56 AM <Glacon> Talonair: Here we go!: 3 (4df+5=-, 0, -, 0)
10:57 AM <Fae> 4df+5
10:57 AM <Glacon> Fae: 6 (4df+5=+, 0, -, +)
10:57 AM <Fae> No damage. Geez.
10:57 AM <Fae> 4df+1 marp
10:57 AM <Glacon> Fae: marp: 1 (4df+1=+, 0, 0, -)
10:57 AM <•Talonair> 4df+4 Weh
10:57 AM <Glacon> Talonair: Weh: 6 (4df+4=+, +, -, +)
10:58 AM <Fae> Attack+1
10:58 AM <•Talonair> 4df+5 WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
10:58 AM <Glacon> Talonair: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA: 2 (4df+5=-, 0, -, -)
11:00 AM <Fae> 4df+5
11:00 AM <Glacon> Fae: 5 (4df+5=0, -, +, 0)
11:00 AM <Fae> Nope. The crowd is begining to get tired.
11:00 AM <•Talonair> As is Karina
11:01 AM <•Talonair> Especially the tentacle that's a /little too friendly for her liking/
11:06 AM <Fae> Let the rage fuel you. Attack +1
11:06 AM <Fae> 4df+1 swim away.
11:06 AM <Glacon> Fae: swim away.: -1 (4df+1=-, +, -, -)
11:08 AM <•Talonair> 4df+5 INITIATE
11:08 AM <Glacon> Talonair: INITIATE: 5 (4df+5=+, -, +, -)
11:08 AM <•Talonair> 4df+5 ATTACK
11:08 AM <Glacon> Talonair: ATTACK: 3 (4df+5=-, -, 0, 0)
11:08 AM <•Talonair> REALLY
11:08 AM <Fae> 4df+3 you got me.
11:08 AM <Glacon> Fae: you got me.: 2 (4df+3=0, -, +, -)
11:09 AM <Fae> You send him spiralling out of controll.
11:12 AM <Fae> 4df+1
11:12 AM <Glacon> Fae: -2 (4df+1=0, -, -, -)
11:12 AM <Fae> 4df+2 I attack you.
11:12 AM <Glacon> Fae: I attack you.: 4 (4df+2=0, 0, +, +)
11:12 AM <•Talonair> 4df+4 Beep
11:12 AM <Glacon> Talonair: Beep: 3 (4df+4=-, 0, 0, 0)
11:12 AM <•Talonair> 4df+4 Defend
11:12 AM <Glacon> Talonair: Defend: 4 (4df+4=-, +, 0, 0)
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11:15 AM <Fae> No sell. Your turn.
11:15 AM <•Talonair> 4df+5 Initiate
11:15 AM <Glacon> Talonair: Initiate: 6 (4df+5=+, +, 0, -)
11:15 AM <Fae> +2 to your Attack
11:15 AM <•Talonair> 4df+6 SMASH
11:15 AM <Glacon> Talonair: SMASH: 6 (4df+6=-, -, +, +)
11:16 AM <Fae> 4df+5
11:16 AM <Glacon> Fae: 5 (4df+5=0, 0, -, +)
11:17 AM <Fae> You crush his armor a bit.
11:21 AM <•Talonair> Excellent!
11:21 AM <Fae> 4df+1 I get you.
11:21 AM <Glacon> Fae: I get you.: 3 (4df+1=-, +, +, +)
11:22 AM <•Talonair> 4df+4 Nu
11:22 AM <Glacon> Talonair: Nu: 4 (4df+4=-, 0, 0, +)
11:23 AM <Fae> He misses. Your turn.
11:23 AM <•Talonair> 4df+5 Initiate
11:23 AM <Glacon> Talonair: Initiate: 7 (4df+5=+, 0, +, 0)
11:23 AM <Fae> 4df+1
11:23 AM <Glacon> Fae: 0 (4df+1=-, +, -, 0)
11:23 AM <Fae> +2 to attack.
11:24 AM <•Talonair> 4df+6 DIE DIE DIE
11:24 AM <Glacon> Talonair: DIE DIE DIE: 5 (4df+6=0, -, -, +)
11:26 AM <Fae> 4df+5
11:26 AM <Glacon> Fae: 3 (4df+5=0, 0, -, -)
11:27 AM <Fae> More damage. Roll speed to try to attack again.
11:27 AM <•Talonair> 4df+5 Whe
11:27 AM <Glacon> Talonair: Whe: 5 (4df+5=-, +, -, +)
11:27 AM <Fae> 4df+1
11:27 AM <Glacon> Fae: 1 (4df+1=+, 0, 0, -)
11:27 AM <Fae> Attack him again.
11:28 AM <•Talonair> 4df+4 Waaa
11:28 AM <Glacon> Talonair: Waaa: 3 (4df+4=-, 0, 0, 0)
11:28 AM <Fae> 4df+3 wah
11:28 AM <Glacon> Fae: wah: 3 (4df+3=0, +, -, 0)
11:28 AM <Fae> He's slowly but surely going down.
11:28 AM <Fae> 4df+1 initiate
11:28 AM <Glacon> Fae: initiate: 3 (4df+1=+, +, +, -)
11:28 AM <•Talonair> 4df+4
11:28 AM <Glacon> Talonair: 4 (4df+4=-, +, +, -)
11:29 AM <Fae> 4f+3
11:29 AM <Fae> 4df+3
11:29 AM <Glacon> Fae: 3 (4df+3=0, -, 0, +)
11:29 AM <•Talonair> 4df+4
11:29 AM <Glacon> Talonair: 2 (4df+4=-, -, 0, 0)
11:30 AM <Fae> You take a bit of damage. Your turn.
11:31 AM <•Talonair> 4df+5 Initiate
11:31 AM <Glacon> Talonair: Initiate: 3 (4df+5=-, 0, 0, -)
11:32 AM <Fae> 4df+1
11:32 AM <Glacon> Fae: 5 (4df+1=+, +, +, +)
11:32 AM <•Talonair> Really
11:32 AM <•Talonair> 4df+2 Siiiiigh
11:32 AM <Glacon> Talonair: Siiiiigh: 2 (4df+2=+, -, -, +)
11:32 AM <Fae> He NYOOOOOMs way.
11:34 AM <Fae> 4df+1 innitiate
11:34 AM <Glacon> Fae: innitiate: 3 (4df+1=+, +, 0, 0)
11:35 AM <•Talonair> 4df+4 Fok
11:35 AM <Glacon> Talonair: Fok: 4 (4df+4=-, +, +, -)
11:35 AM <Fae> 4df+3
11:35 AM <Glacon> Fae: 3 (4df+3=+, -, -, +)
11:35 AM <•Talonair> 4df+4 pls
11:35 AM <Glacon> Talonair: pls: 5 (4df+4=0, 0, 0, +)
11:36 AM <Fae> You take no damage. Your turn.
11:36 AM <•Talonair> 4df+5 Initiate
11:36 AM <Glacon> Talonair: Initiate: 5 (4df+5=0, 0, -, +)
11:36 AM <Fae> 4df+1
11:36 AM <Glacon> Fae: -2 (4df+1=0, -, -, -)
11:36 AM <Fae> +2 to attack
11:36 AM <•Talonair> 4df+6 FROM HELL'S HEART I STRIKE AT THEE
11:36 AM <Glacon> Talonair: FROM HELL'S HEART I STRIKE AT THEE: 6 (4df+6=0, +, 0, -)
11:38 AM <Fae> 4df+5
11:38 AM <Glacon> Fae: 6 (4df+5=-, +, 0, +)
11:38 AM <Fae> Nope.
11:41 AM <Fae> 4df+1 zip
11:41 AM <Glacon> Fae: zip: -2 (4df+1=0, -, -, -)
11:41 AM <Fae> 4df+2I attack you.
11:41 AM <Fae> 4df+2
11:41 AM <Glacon> Fae: 1 (4df+2=0, -, 0, 0)
11:41 AM <•Talonair> 4df+4 Whe
11:41 AM <Glacon> Talonair: Whe: 3 (4df+4=0, -, +, -)
11:43 AM <Fae> You're fine.
11:43 AM <Fae> your turn.
11:44 AM <•Talonair> 4df+5 Speeeeed
11:44 AM <Glacon> Talonair: Speeeeed: 4 (4df+5=+, -, -, 0)
11:45 AM <Fae> 4df+1
11:45 AM <Glacon> Fae: 0 (4df+1=+, 0, -, -)
11:46 AM <•Talonair> 4df+4 Attack
11:46 AM <Glacon> Talonair: Attack: 1 (4df+4=-, -, 0, -)
11:47 AM <Fae> 4df+5 lol
11:47 AM <Glacon> Fae: lol: 4 (4df+5=+, -, 0, -)
11:47 AM <Fae> He catches your pincer.
11:48 AM <•Talonair> "….." ~Shit~
11:49 AM <Fae> 4df+1 Speed
11:49 AM <Glacon> Fae: Speed: 3 (4df+1=+, +, -, +)
11:49 AM <•Talonair> 4df+4 No
11:49 AM <Glacon> Talonair: No: 6 (4df+4=+, +, -, +)
11:50 AM <Fae> 4df+4 Attack.
11:50 AM <Glacon> Fae: Attack.: 3 (4df+4=-, +, -, 0)
11:50 AM <•Talonair> 4df+4 No
11:50 AM <Glacon> Talonair: No: 4 (4df+4=+, -, -, +)
11:51 AM <Fae> plink
11:51 AM <Fae> Roll your attack.
11:51 AM <•Talonair> 4df+5 Initiate
11:51 AM <Glacon> Talonair: Initiate: 5 (4df+5=0, -, 0, +)
11:52 AM <Fae> 4df+1
11:52 AM <Glacon> Fae: 3 (4df+1=+, +, -, +)
11:52 AM <•Talonair> 4df+4 Attack!
11:52 AM <Fae> FUll attack.
11:52 AM <Glacon> Talonair: Attack!: 4 (4df+4=0, +, -, 0)
11:53 AM <Fae> 4df+3
11:53 AM <Glacon> Fae: 6 (4df+3=0, +, +, +)
11:53 AM <Fae> He takes no damage.
11:54 AM <•Talonair> ~JUST LET ME END THIS ALREADY SO I CAN GET THIS TENTACLE OUT OF MY UNMENTIONABLES~
11:54 AM <Fae> Your rage fuels you, and you two grapple. Just roll plain attack.
11:55 AM <•Talonair> 4df+4 WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
11:55 AM <Glacon> Talonair: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA: 6 (4df+4=0, +, 0, +)
11:56 AM <Fae> 4df+5
11:56 AM <Glacon> Fae: 6 (4df+5=+, -, +, 0)
11:56 AM <•Talonair> ……
11:56 AM <Fae> You do about equal damage to each other, but he is already damaged. You emerge victorious.
11:57 AM <•Talonair> ~FINALLY~
11:58 AM <Fae> The cockpit opens.
11:59 AM <Fae> "[THat was a long round… you up for another one?]"
11:59 AM <•Talonair> "[Nope.]"
11:59 AM <•Talonair> She extrudes herself from the tentacles and /rapidly/ heads to a private corner
12:00 PM <•Talonair> "Nope nope nope."
12:00 PM <Fae> Looks like the changing room is open.
12:01 PM <•Talonair> She nopes into the changing room ~FUCKING TENTACLES~
12:01 PM <•Talonair> Changes back into her clothes and nopes away
10:12 AM <TheGameFreak> Martin is reconsidering his life decisions.
10:14 AM <TheGameFreak> He tries to look through the eyes of his shrimp.
10:14 AM <Fae> Martin, you are facing Samantha.
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10:16 AM <TheGameFreak> Oh dear.
10:17 AM <TheGameFreak> Martin tests the controls, trying not to think about the fact that he's literally piloting a shrimp.
10:18 AM <Fae> It swims around, like an extention of you.
10:18 AM <TheGameFreak> Martin smiles. ~Heh, this actually isn't bad. I could get used to this.~
10:19 AM <Fae> Martin has first attack.
10:20 AM <TheGameFreak> 4df+3 Okay, apparently we're fighting now.
10:20 AM <Glacon> TheGameFreak: Okay, apparently we're fighting now.: 1 (4df+3=-, -, -, +)
10:21 AM <TheGameFreak> (Oh fuck you, Glac.)
10:21 AM <Fae> (that was your speed roll, btw
10:21 AM <Fae> 4df+3 evade
10:21 AM <Glacon> Fae: evade: 4 (4df+3=0, +, -, +)
10:21 AM <TheGameFreak> (even worse)
10:21 AM <Fae> Martin, roll be attack with a -2 debuff
10:22 AM <TheGameFreak> 4df+3-2 Attacking
10:22 AM <Glacon> TheGameFreak: Attacking: 1 (4df+3-2=-, -, +, +)
10:22 AM <TheGameFreak> (Welp, shit)
10:25 AM <Fae> 4df+3
10:25 AM <Glacon> Fae: 2 (4df+3=+, -, 0, -)
10:25 AM <Fae> No damage!
10:25 AM <TheGameFreak> Martin sighs in relief.
10:26 AM <Fae> No, you do no damage.
10:27 AM <Fae> 4df+3 Speed. My turn.
10:27 AM <Glacon> Fae: Speed. My turn.: 3 (4df+3=0, -, +, 0)
10:27 AM <TheGameFreak> (crap)
10:28 AM <Fae> roll speed, Martin.
10:28 AM <TheGameFreak> 4df+3 Dodge?
10:28 AM <Glacon> TheGameFreak: Dodge?: 2 (4df+3=0, -, 0, 0)
10:29 AM <TheGameFreak> (balls)
10:29 AM <Fae> 4df+1
10:29 AM <Glacon> Fae: 1 (4df+1=-, 0, 0, +)
10:29 AM <Fae> Roll defense.
10:30 AM <TheGameFreak> 4df+3 This won't hurt, right?
10:30 AM <Glacon> TheGameFreak: This won't hurt, right?: 3 (4df+3=+, -, 0, 0)
10:30 AM <Fae> You take no damage. Your turn.
10:31 AM <TheGameFreak> 4df+3 Speed
10:31 AM <Glacon> TheGameFreak: Speed: 3 (4df+3=-, 0, +, 0)
10:32 AM <Fae> 4df+3
10:32 AM <Glacon> Fae: 4 (4df+3=+, 0, -, +)
10:32 AM <Fae> Attack with -2
10:33 AM <TheGameFreak> 4df+3-2 Glacon is not being good to me today, is he?
10:33 AM <Glacon> TheGameFreak: Glacon is not being good to me today, is he?: 2 (4df+3-2=+, 0, -, +)
10:33 AM <TheGameFreak> (no he is not)
10:33 AM <Fae> 4df+3
10:34 AM <Glacon> Fae: 3 (4df+3=+, +, -, -)
10:34 AM <Fae> She takes no tamage.
10:37 AM <TheGameFreak> Martin pales in dread. ~I guess I've been in worse situations.~
10:37 AM <Fae> Special attack time.
10:38 AM <TheGameFreak> 4df+3 Speed?
10:38 AM <Glacon> TheGameFreak: Speed?: 4 (4df+3=0, 0, +, 0)
10:39 AM <Fae> Nop, no escape.
10:40 AM <Fae> d3+3
10:40 AM <Glacon> Fae: 5 (d3+3=2)
10:40 AM <Fae> Five hatches open. Are those torpedoes?
10:40 AM <TheGameFreak> Martin blinks. ~What is it doing? What's happening?~
10:41 AM <Fae> 4df+3
10:41 AM <Glacon> Fae: 6 (4df+3=+, +, 0, +)
10:41 AM <Fae> Five rounds of defense, Martin.
10:41 AM <TheGameFreak> 4df+3 Defend!
10:41 AM <Glacon> TheGameFreak: Defend!: 4 (4df+3=+, -, 0, +)
10:42 AM <TheGameFreak> 4df+3 Defend again!
10:42 AM <Glacon> TheGameFreak: Defend again!: 4 (4df+3=+, -, +, 0)
10:42 AM <TheGameFreak> 4df+3 Third time's the charm?
10:42 AM <Glacon> TheGameFreak: Third time's the charm?: 4 (4df+3=0, -, +, +)
10:42 AM <TheGameFreak> 4df+3 How about the fourth time?
10:42 AM <Glacon> TheGameFreak: How about the fourth time?: 2 (4df+3=+, 0, -, -)
10:42 AM <TheGameFreak> 4df+3 Fifth?
10:42 AM <Glacon> TheGameFreak: Fifth?: 2 (4df+3=-, 0, +, -)
10:43 AM <TheGameFreak> (Shit)
10:43 AM <Fae> Your shrimp seems to have been knocked out. You are pulled from the water.
10:44 AM <TheGameFreak> Martin shakes his head an looks around. "Wha…huh…?
10:44 AM <TheGameFreak> *"
10:45 AM <Fae> You are extracted from your shrimp. Better luck next time. Bu maybe you can cheer on your friends.
10:47 AM <TheGameFreak> Martin rubs his head and sighs. What the crap just happened?
10:47 AM <Fae> It appears that the other shrimp one. You can either chat up the locals, or go support your teamates.
10:48 AM <TheGameFreak> Martin takes a minute to regain his composure, then goes to see how his teammates are holding up.
10:49 AM <Fae> tootlime or homeimprovement.
10:49 AM <TheGameFreak> homeimprovement
10:50 AM <Fae> Go cheer hanna on!
10:13 AM <Quin> Nel tries out her shrimp style
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10:15 AM <Fae> Nel, you face One Shot Johnny.
10:16 AM <Quin> joy
10:20 AM <Quin> Nel tries to taunt her attacker
10:20 AM <Fae> 4df+6 ROll Speed to evade.
10:20 AM <Glacon> Fae: ROll Speed to evade.: 8 (4df+6=+, -, +, +)
10:20 AM <Quin> 4df+2 aaah
10:20 AM <Glacon> Quin: aaah: 4 (4df+2=+, -, +, +)
10:20 AM <Fae> 4df+6 Roll defense!
10:20 AM <Glacon> Fae: Roll defense!: 7 (4df+6=+, 0, 0, 0)
10:21 AM <Quin> 4df+2 wah
10:21 AM <Glacon> Quin: wah: 1 (4df+2=0, -, +, -)
10:21 AM <Quin> o.o
10:22 AM <Fae> THREE DAMAGE! You are now at 2 health. Your turn to attack.
10:22 AM <Quin> 4df+2
10:22 AM <Glacon> Quin: 1 (4df+2=0, +, -, -)
10:23 AM <Fae> 4df+6
10:23 AM <Glacon> Fae: 5 (4df+6=-, 0, -, +)
10:23 AM <Quin> rip
10:23 AM <Fae> Roll me attack with a -2 debuf
10:23 AM <Quin> 4df+1
10:23 AM <Glacon> Quin: 0 (4df+1=-, -, +, 0)
10:25 AM <Fae> 4df+0
10:25 AM <Glacon> Fae: 2 (4df+0=-, +, +, +)
10:25 AM <Fae> You miss!
10:25 AM <Fae> 4df+6 Speed initiation, roll speed.
10:25 AM <Glacon> Fae: Speed initiation, roll speed.: 8 (4df+6=0, +, +, 0)
10:25 AM <Quin> 4df+2
10:25 AM <Glacon> Quin: 1 (4df+2=-, +, -, 0)
10:29 AM ← TheGameFreak left (ten.labolgcbs.lflvcj.deepsthgil.98272FD2-CRInys|tibbiM#ten.labolgcbs.lflvcj.deepsthgil.98272FD2-CRInys|tibbiM)
10:33 AM <Fae> 4df+6 rOLL DEFENSE.
10:33 AM <Glacon> Fae: rOLL DEFENSE.: 7 (4df+6=+, 0, +, -)
10:33 AM <Quin> 4df+2 ripperoni
10:33 AM <Glacon> Quin: ripperoni: 1 (4df+2=-, 0, 0, 0)
10:34 AM <Fae> Well, Nel, your systems are knocked offline and you are pulled from the water.
10:36 AM <Quin> She is pulled!
10:37 AM <Fae> You're extracted from your shrimp. Well, better luck next time. Maybe you can go cheer for your friends!
10:37 AM <Quin> She does just that!
10:37 AM <Quin> After buying some popcorn or caramel peanuts or something
10:38 AM <Fae> Looks like they have candied shark fins. Also some wierd while poder covering them.
10:38 AM <Fae> powder*
10:39 AM <Quin> She'll
10:39 AM <Quin> Uh
10:39 AM <Quin> She'll skip on those
10:48 AM <Fae> Nel, you can either chat up locals, or go cheer on teamates and fill them with determination.
10:48 AM <Quin> She chooses the forme
10:48 AM <Quin> former*
10:49 AM <Fae> Do you speak russian? If not, you might find that one guy that spoke german.
10:49 AM <Quin> She does not, in fact, speak Russian
10:50 AM <Quin> Where /did/ that one guy go?
10:51 AM <Fae> Looks like he's fixing the shrimp.
10:51 AM <Quin> "[How's it coming?]"
10:59 AM <Fae> "[Okay. Sorry about the systems giving out. It's how it goes, I guess. Might be Center tech, but it's old.]"
10:59 AM <Quin> "[Center tech?]"
11:01 AM <Fae> "[Yeah, the SPC. All this is outdated models.]"
11:01 AM <Quin> "[I don't know what you're referring to."\]"
11:01 AM <Quin> *-"11:02 AM <Fae> He just gives her an odd look.
11:02 AM <Quin> "[I truly don't. I wasn't told about anything other than fighting.]"
11:04 AM <Fae> "[Ah, so the others just picked you up, then. I know at least one of you has to be frm the center, with your registry and everything.]"
11:08 AM <Quin> "[That's what happened. Could you tell me more about the Center?]"
11:10 AM <Fae> "[Ah, well, you know. Providing protective services for the masses and all that. Living the life.]"
11:11 AM <Quin> "[Right…How long've ya'll been doing these fights?]"
11:12 AM <Fae> "[Decades.]"
11:12 AM <Quin> "[Wow. Brings in a lot of money, then, yeah?]"
11:13 AM <Fae> "[Oh, for sure. And it can be interesting.]"
11:13 AM <Quin> "[I
11:13 AM <Quin> 'm sure. Where do you get the equipment from?]"
11:14 AM <Fae> "…{The Center. Have you not been listening?]"
11:14 AM <Quin> "[I am, but this makes no sense to me. Is the Center a place? Is it a group of people? I don't understand…
11:14 AM <Quin> ]"
11:16 AM <Fae> "[It's an organization. What, have you be sleeping at the bottom of a leechfield for the last century?]"
11:16 AM <Quin> "[I wasn
11:17 AM <Quin> 't born until the '20s, and, even then, Copenhagen was occupied; as a Jew, you don't learn stuff in those condtions.]"
11:19 AM <Fae> He just looks at her, dumbfounded, like she's speaking gibberish.
11:20 AM <Quin> "[The Second Great War? Germany killing Danish, Polish, and everyone else?]"
11:20 AM <Quin> "[Turning their back on Russia?]"
11:21 AM <Fae> Still clueless.
11:21 AM <Quin> She tries her best to educate the guy
11:21 AM <Quin> ACA?
11:21 AM <Fae> You can try.
11:21 AM <Quin> 4df+6 ACA+SPEC4
11:21 AM <Glacon> Quin: ACA+SPEC4: 8 (4df+6=0, +, +, 0)
11:22 AM <Fae> "[Look, you are either crazy, or are messing with e. Now go away, I have better things to do.]"
11:23 AM <Quin> "…"
11:28 AM <Quin> "[Tell me…have you heard of America?]" She's trying to find out how far back the break goes
11:29 AM <Fae> "WHat?"
11:29 AM <Fae> []*
11:30 AM <Quin> "[America. You know, the big land-mass across the way from Britain? Revolutionary war? Right underneath Canada and right above Mexico?"
11:30 AM <Fae> He looks at her like she's insane.
11:30 AM <Quin> "[Right…]"
11:30 AM <Quin> She heads off to find…someone on the team!