Lumberjack was unavailable, so excuse the awkward logging at the beginning.
<PrinceGoldfish> Daniel enters the Motor-pool.
<Wixelt> Wilson enters the motor pool, he has a crowbar with him.
<Wixelt> "Afternoon Dan"
<PrinceGoldfish> Daniel nods
<Daedalus> Billy enters, shotgun locked and loaded.
<gumbal1> A bored looking man in a blue suit is there.
<gumbal1> "This everyone?"
<Wixelt> "Wait, if you're here, then who's with Randall?"
<Daedalus> "I swear to God this place gets weirder and weirder."
<Wixelt> "I think so, yes"
<PrinceGoldfish> "Appears so."
<Daedalus> "A team took 'im away, dontcha worry."
<Wixelt> "Oh, alright then"
<gumbal1> "Well then, lets no waste time."
<PrinceGoldfish> "What is wrong with Randall?"
<Daedalus> 'He fuckin' bursted outta himself, don't worry 'bout it."
<Wixelt> "Well, uh… Billy?"
<Daedalus> "Yea, what?"
<PrinceGoldfish> Daniel "Fuck me…"
<gumbal1> "I' assume non of you have heard of the city of Dorner?"
<PrinceGoldfish> *Daniel looks at them with a annoyed expression.
<Wixelt> "Wait… nevermind"
<Wixelt> "No, I haven't"
<Daedalus> Billy sighs resignedly, "What are we goin' after and why do we care."
<gumbal1> "In short, Dorner was a city that, in 1952, was forcibly evacuated by the US Government due to hightened anomalous activity. They called it "unstable land"."
<Wixelt> "Activty? What kind of activity?"
<gumbal1> "Anyways, a cult has moved their base of operations to a schoolhouse in this city. I don't need to tell you why it's a bad idea for a cult to agitate areas of high anomalous activity."
<PrinceGoldfish> "They were able to evacuate an entire city with out people knowing?"
<PrinceGoldfish> "Lets see… Summoning a god? Fucking with the way of things? Dancing around a big tree?"
<gumbal1> "All kinds of activity, mostly centered around d behavior in marine animals."
<Wixelt> "Well this should be interesting…"
<Daedalus> Billy face palms, "I swear to Christ, all these fuckin' cults should just be good little disciples and off themselves for a change."
<Wixelt> "You summoned a god?!"
<PrinceGoldfish> "No, Wilson! I was just saying why a cult is a bad deal."
<Wixelt> "Ah"
<PrinceGoldfish> "So, we're dealing with really big fish?"
<Wixelt> Wilson looks a little sheepish
<Wixelt> (Baaaa!)
<gumbal1> "Anyways." He clears his throat. "Your job will be to infiltrate the cult's area of operation, and take any anomalies you can find. In particular, a mobile black sack doll intelligence has confirmed."
<Wixelt> "Sack doll?"
<gumbal1> "Yes, sack doll."
<Wixelt> "Hmm…"
<Daedalus> "I met a wet one out in the forest. Why not just contain one of them?"
<Wixelt> "Strange coincidence that"
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<Wixelt> "Found a bunch of 'em outside the base earlier"
<Wixelt> "One of em' looked like you Billy"
<gumbal1> "Because we don't want to agitate an anomaly such as Dorner, agent Stykes."
<PrinceGoldfish> "What is a sack doll?"
<gumbal1> "Our agents will deal with them later, agent Wilson." He passes around a folder. "Any more questions?"
<Wixelt> "And there was this strange green one"
<Wixelt> Wilson shudders
<Daedalus> "Yea, they packin' any fire power? Magic?"
<gumbal1> "This is a relatively minro cult, based on summoning demons for the purpose of killing htem. They're relatively unarmed, and should be easy to deal with."
<Wixelt> "That's what they said about the church"
<Wixelt> "And where did that get us?!"
<SirGoldfish> "Now when you say relatively. You mean this is likely to injure us, correct?"
<gumbal1> "If you do something dumb, yes."
<Daedalus> Billy sighs, "Let's just get out there and kill us some cultists, eh?"
<gumbal1> "I shoudl warn you, though. The city of Dorner is a hotbed for anomalies."
<Wixelt> "And there's only 3 of us…"
<Wixelt> "Great…"
<Wixelt> Wilson looks less than hopeful
<SirGoldfish> Daniel claps. "Oh boy." Daniel says stone faced.
<Daedalus> Billy reloads his shotgun, "I'm as effective as 10 men," He grins, "Let's just fuckin' do this."
<gumbal1> There is a jeep waiting, along with papers.
<gumbal1> "Just drive over to the air force base."
<Wixelt> Wilson takes the front passenger seat as per usual
<Daedalus> Billy can't read! So he gets in the drivers seat and starts up the car.
<Wixelt> "I have a bad feeling about this"
<SirGoldfish> Daniel takes the exact middle.
<Wixelt> Wilson looks at the papers
<gumbal1> The papers detail a map of a two-story school building, with 24 classrooms on each floor, a gym, a cafeteria, a library, and theater.
<Daedalus> Billy drives off! To the Air Force Base we go!
<Daedalus> 1d10
<Glacon> Daedalus: 8 (1d10=8)
<SirGoldfish> Daniel, now clean shaven again, says. "Look Wilson, I survived a crash from outer space, I am sure that we'll live."
<Wixelt> Wilson nods "Maybe you will…"
<Daedalus> he's a pretty good driver! Although he's driving 20 miles over the speed limit.
<Wixelt> Wilson hands Daniel the papers "Take a look"
<gumbal1> They get there fast, thanks to Billy's reckless driving.
<SirGoldfish> Daniel reads.
<SirGoldfish> Does he see any escape roots?
<gumbal1> It's just a map of the school
<Daedalus> Billy drives up to the gate.
<gumbal1> There is a plane waiting at the base
<Wixelt> Wilson hops out and heads over to the plane
<Daedalus> Billy hops out and walks toward the plane as well.
<SirGoldfish> Daniel goes up the plane.
<Daedalus> "I hope we get ta shoot somethin' on this one, me trigger finger's gettin' itchy."
<gumbal1> The plane takes off with everyone.
<Wixelt> "Billy, how mnay missions have you been on?"
<gumbal1> There's a little turbulence during the ride
<Daedalus> "4 or 5, why?"
<Wixelt> "Just wondering"
<Wixelt> Wilson braces himself
<SirGoldfish> "I've been on about twenty give or take a few."
<gumbal1> The plane lands in a field, near a road. There is a jeep on the road, warmly lit by the afternoon sun.
<Daedalus> Billy checks off his equipment. Revolver? Check. Shotgun? Check. Grenade? Check. Scotch? Check…
<Wixelt> Wilson hops out of the plane and heads over to the jeep
<Wixelt> "That was shorter than most of the plane journey's i've been on"
<SirGoldfish> Daniel hops off
<Wixelt> "Thank goodness"
<Daedalus> Billy heads off the plane and takes the driver's seat of the jeep again, "Mostly cause we didn't have much ta say."
<Wixelt> Wilson takes the front next to Billy
<gumbal1> Nearby is an old billboard, its ad space split down the middle, advertising "Pangloss Tools" on the left and "Olney Jewels" on the right.
<Wixelt> (Wow…. 4th wall much Billy?)
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<Daedalus> Billy points out the sign, "Is that important?"
<gumbal1> Jacob was there the whole time.
<Wixelt> "Nor sure, could be"
<ihp> Jacob leans on his cane, wondering what they're doing here.
<Wixelt> *Not
<Daedalus> "Jack? You still alive back there?"
<Wixelt> "Jacob! Didn't see you there"
<Daedalus> *Jake
<Wixelt> Wilson gets out his hammer and starts cleaning it
<PrinceGoldfish> "I am sure that will need to accessorise on this mission." Daniel says sarcastically in response to Billy and the sign.
<ihp> Jacob nods. "I'm here… sorry. Just… spaced out." He looks around the abandoned city.
<PrinceGoldfish> *we'll
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Apr 19 17:37:32 <Daedalus> "You been awfully quiet, you remember what we're doin' here? We get whatever this cult is worshipin' and get the fuck out."
Apr 19 17:37:38 <ihp> "They said this place was called Dorner, didn't they? I heard about this on the radio…" He frowns. "They said the weather was "briney". Please tell me we are not dealing with some cult that worships Poseidon."
Apr 19 17:37:59 <Wixelt> "Well, it's a cult…"
Apr 19 17:38:09 <Daedalus> "What's the fuck's a 'Poseidon?'"
Apr 19 17:38:09 <Wixelt> "And there were marine related anomalies…"
Apr 19 17:38:20 <Wixelt> "It's a Greek God"
Apr 19 17:38:26 <PrinceGoldfish> "God of the sea, Billy."
Apr 19 17:38:43 <ihp> "Hence why I'm hoping they don't worship Poseidon…" He frowns, rubbing his temple. "…if this turns out to be a Walt Disney scenario again…" He walks around on his cane, looking around the area.
Apr 19 17:39:09 <Wixelt> "I've heard about the Disney incident. I'm glad I wasn't there"
Apr 19 17:39:16 <Daedalus> "Whatever it is, we take it back kickin' and screamin' if we have to, God or not."
Apr 19 17:39:32 <Wixelt> "It's a sack doll. I have a few in my lab"
Apr 19 17:39:37 <ihp> "No, I mean… I made a /joke/ about meeting Walt Disney, and all of the sudden, we were meeting Walt Disney!"
Apr 19 17:39:38 <gumbal1> They're on a road, basking in the warm afternoon sun, with a billboard nearby advertising "Pangloss tools" and "Olney Jewels"
Apr 19 17:39:42 <Wixelt> "They're harmless…"
Apr 19 17:39:45 <Daedalus> Billy's still driving at least 20 mi over the speed limit.
Apr 19 17:39:56 <Wixelt> "…mostly"
Apr 19 17:40:03 <PrinceGoldfish> "Lets avoid the coast. They mentioned something about 'marine life' acting odd."
Apr 19 17:40:09 <ihp> Jacob frowns. "Pangloss and Olney… those were two names that were mentioned on the radio."
Apr 19 17:40:10 <gumbal1> Dorner appears on the horizon.
Apr 19 17:40:27 <PrinceGoldfish> "I would rather not be eaten by a giant fucking fish."
Apr 19 17:40:39 <Wixelt> "How do you cover up the existence of a whole city?!"
Apr 19 17:40:52 <ihp> "They did it with Thorson's Falls."
Apr 19 17:40:53 <Wixelt> "It's physically impossible"
Apr 19 17:40:53 <gumbal1> As they drive past the "Welcom to Dorner" sign, the afternoon sun gets harsher.
Apr 19 17:40:58 <Wixelt> "Where?"
Apr 19 17:41:00 <PrinceGoldfish> "Censoring."
Apr 19 17:41:00 <Daedalus> "Nuke it, is my guess. then you could explain weird shit that comes out."
Apr 19 17:41:11 <PrinceGoldfish> "Lots of amnesiacs."
Apr 19 17:41:45 <ihp> "Town in Wisconsin. Taken over by a cult that worshiped mirrors or something. Cults, cults, cults…" Jacob shakes his head. "What is it with this job and always running into cults?!"
Apr 19 17:41:50 <Daedalus> Billy notes the sign, but is unable to read it, "We almost there?"
Apr 19 17:42:03 <Wixelt> "Oh, that place!"
Apr 19 17:42:13 <Wixelt> "I'm pretty sure I was on that mission"
Apr 19 17:42:39 <Daedalus> "Remember Luvi? That fucker just loved cults…" He grins.
Apr 19 17:42:44 <gumbal1> They drive into what appears to be Dorner. The buildings are lifeless, but standing and…somewhat clean?
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Apr 19 17:42:51 <Soulless> Elanor is here whee
Apr 19 17:42:58 <Wixelt> "Where is he anyway? I haven't seen him recently"
Apr 19 17:42:59 <gumbal1> It steadily gets darker outside
Apr 19 17:43:24 <Wixelt> "Elanor… I must be tired, people keep appearing…"
Apr 19 17:43:32 <PrinceGoldfish> "Looks like our little cult has been doing some work on the town."
Apr 19 17:43:39 <Daedalus> "He joined up wit that fucker Bowe."
Apr 19 17:43:48 <Daedalus> "I think we're here."
Apr 19 17:43:48 <Wixelt> "Who's now dead"
Apr 19 17:43:48 >Soulless< They're on a road in an abandoned city that looks suprisingly clean. It's getting dark out.
Apr 19 17:44:15 <Daedalus> "Good riddance." Billy stops the Jeep
Apr 19 17:44:19 <ihp> "So… Harkess may be dead now?" Jacob frowns. "So… Ohio. The heart of it all or something like that."
Apr 19 17:44:31 <Wixelt> "Luvi? Dead?"
Apr 19 17:44:32 <gumbal1> The map says you have a few more miles to go before you get to the school. You're currently in a suburb by the looks of it.
Apr 19 17:44:39 <Wixelt> Wilson chuckles"
Apr 19 17:44:40 <ihp> Jacob looks out the window. "Where are we heading?"
Apr 19 17:44:44 <Wixelt> "Not likely"
Apr 19 17:44:46 <PrinceGoldfish> "I doubt that he died. He probably made it out."
Apr 19 17:44:52 <Wixelt> Wilson hops out of the jeep
Apr 19 17:45:09 <ihp> Jacob gets out of the jeep, leaning on his hickory cane.
Apr 19 17:45:20 <PrinceGoldfish> Daniel looks around for anything abnormal?
Apr 19 17:45:29 <Soulless> Elanor follows, looking around.
Apr 19 17:45:29 <Wixelt> As does Wilson
Apr 19 17:45:30 <PrinceGoldfish> *!
Apr 19 17:45:33 <PrinceGoldfish> Roll anything?
Apr 19 17:45:33 <Daedalus> "Naw, the Jerry's tougher than that. He's probably somewhere drinkin' his bullshit schanpps." Billy examines the map, "We need ta go a few miles up, get back in."
Apr 19 17:46:09 <Wixelt> Wilson gets back into the jeep "Alright then"
Apr 19 17:46:30 <gumbal1> The shadows of buildings have an odd shimmer around them, dancing to the ciry's silence.
Apr 19 17:46:44 <ihp> Jacob sighs, getting back into the jeep. Before he does, however, he looks around for any sign of life, human or otherwise.
Apr 19 17:47:06 <PrinceGoldfish> Daniel steps back into the jeep.
Apr 19 17:47:12 <gumbal1> Jacob finds absolutely no signs of animal life, and few of plant life aside from grass.
Apr 19 17:47:14 <Soulless> She looks to Wilson. What do you mean by people keep appearing?"
Apr 19 17:47:20 <Soulless> *"What do you mean
Apr 19 17:47:35 <PrinceGoldfish> Is there any large body of water that Dan can see?
Apr 19 17:47:38 <gumbal1> Nope.
Apr 19 17:47:51 <ihp> Jacob feels… uneasy. He sniffs at the air for any sign of brine.
Apr 19 17:47:54 <Wixelt> "It's nothing, i've had a long day is all"
Apr 19 17:48:11 <Daedalus> Billy drives off
Apr 19 17:48:21 <gumbal1> Jacob does not smell anything unusual.
Apr 19 17:48:24 <ihp> He's a tad intimidated by the shadows as he gets into the van just before Billy drives off.
Apr 19 17:48:28 <Soulless> "Alright. Let me know if you see anyone else…"
Apr 19 17:48:35 <Soulless> Elanor is in the jeep with them~
Apr 19 17:48:44 <Wixelt> Wilson keeps a lookout
Apr 19 17:48:46 <ihp> Being in a spaceship, alone, with something trying to kill your ass, can make you scared of the dark.
Apr 19 17:48:51 <Wixelt> "Alrighty…"
Apr 19 17:49:55 <PrinceGoldfish> Daniel begins to smoke to ease his nerves.
Apr 19 17:49:59 <gumbal1> They arrive at the school, which is in suprisingly good shape for something not used for 3 years.
Apr 19 17:50:14 <Wixelt> Wilson steps out and looks at the school
Apr 19 17:50:16 <Daedalus> Billy stops the jeep again and hops out
Apr 19 17:50:23 <Wixelt> "Well that's… ominous"
Apr 19 17:50:25 <gumbal1> Dan, the cigarette taste particularly awful for some reason.
Apr 19 17:50:43 <Wixelt> Wilson clutches his crowbar tightly
Apr 19 17:50:55 <Soulless> Elanor heads out, looking to the school. She mentally prepares herself.
Apr 19 17:50:57 <PrinceGoldfish> Daniel gives a disgusted look, but he keeps smoking. "Hmm, odd."
Apr 19 17:51:06 <PrinceGoldfish> "Must be something in the air."
Apr 19 17:51:17 <Daedalus> Billy has a swig of his whiskey and goes up to the front doors of the school, "We gonna do this?"
Apr 19 17:51:20 <ihp> Jacob frowns as he sees the school, getting out of the jeep and leaning on his cane, scratching at his scraggly beard. He needs to shave, sometime. Maybe.
Apr 19 17:51:25 <gumbal1> The school looks fairl new. Such a shame really, that something so young had to be ended so early.
Apr 19 17:51:31 <Wixelt> Wilson nods "Yes, we are"
Apr 19 17:51:34 <ihp> "We can't just go barging in."
Apr 19 17:51:39 <ihp> "They may be expecting us."
Apr 19 17:51:51 <gumbal1> Percep at anyone looking at the windows.
Apr 19 17:51:55 <Wixelt> "Not every cult is psychihc Jacob"
Apr 19 17:51:56 <PrinceGoldfish> "Lets find another way in."
Apr 19 17:51:57 <Soulless> 4df+5 percep
Apr 19 17:51:57 <Glacon> Soulless: percep: 7 (4df+5=-, +, +, +)
Apr 19 17:51:58 <ihp> Jacob hefts his briefcase with his other hand, looking towards the windows
Apr 19 17:52:01 <Daedalus> "Fuck it if they are." Billy says frankly
Apr 19 17:52:01 <ihp> 4df+4
Apr 19 17:52:01 <Glacon> ihp: 5 (4df+4=+, +, 0, -)
Apr 19 17:52:11 <Daedalus> 4df+9
Apr 19 17:52:11 <Glacon> Daedalus: 9 (4df+9=0, 0, -, +)
Apr 19 17:52:16 <Wixelt> 4df+12 perc tagging
Apr 19 17:52:17 <Glacon> Wixelt: perc tagging: 11 (4df+12=+, -, -, 0)
Apr 19 17:52:41 <PrinceGoldfish> 4df+9 Added four because of the city environment
Apr 19 17:52:41 <Glacon> PrinceGoldfish: Added four because of the city environment: 10 (4df+9=+, 0, 0, 0)
Apr 19 17:53:26 <gumbal1> Jacob, the windows are Anyone rolling a 6 or higher, some of the windows, which are tinted, have something green on the inside part.
Apr 19 17:53:38 <ihp> Jacob, the windows are what?
Apr 19 17:53:39 <ihp> >.>
Apr 19 17:53:39 <gumbal1> Redact "Jacob, the windows are"
Apr 19 17:53:40 <Soulless> Can elanor roll her prophecy?
Apr 19 17:53:43 <gumbal1> Yes
Apr 19 17:53:53 <Soulless> "There's something on the inside, something… green. Give me a moment…"
Apr 19 17:54:01 <ihp> Jacob frowns. "I don't see any green…"
Apr 19 17:54:03 <Daedalus> "Welp, shit's green."
Apr 19 17:54:09 <Wixelt> "I see it too. Is that supposed to be there"
Apr 19 17:54:13 <Soulless> 4df+3 Elanor closes her eyes and tried to discern anomalousnessness and the nature of any anomalousness in the area.
Apr 19 17:54:13 <Glacon> Soulless: Elanor closes her eyes and tried to discern anomalousnessness and the nature of any anomalousness in the area.: 2 (4df+3=+, 0, -, -)
Apr 19 17:54:18 <Soulless> THNXDICK
Apr 19 17:54:33 <PrinceGoldfish> "Perhaps some form of plant life."
Apr 19 17:54:37 <PrinceGoldfish> ?
Apr 19 17:55:03 <Wixelt> "Might just be flowerbeds"
Apr 19 17:55:10 <PrinceGoldfish> Daniel looks around the perimeter of the school for another exit! Roll Precp?
Apr 19 17:55:13 <gumbal1> Elanor, something horrific is inside there. Something primeval and hateful. Something cold, although that may be the outside air.
Apr 19 17:55:17 <ihp> "…we're dealing with Poseidon, not Demeter."
Apr 19 17:55:22 <PrinceGoldfish> *entrance.
Apr 19 17:55:30 <ihp> Jacob feels smart for that reference.
Apr 19 17:55:31 <Soulless> She takes a deep breath.
Apr 19 17:55:44 <Wixelt> "No-one said it was Posieden Jacob"
Apr 19 17:55:47 <Soulless> "…We should avoid that place."
Apr 19 17:55:48 <Daedalus> Billy sighs, "Can't we just go in? Maybe we'll get the welcome wagon." He chuckles.
Apr 19 17:55:49 <gumbal1> You also feel odd, as if something is using your prophecy ability on you as well.
Apr 19 17:56:03 <Wixelt> "Elanor, we have to go in there"
Apr 19 17:56:05 <Soulless> She rubs the side of her head, as if nursing the headache.
Apr 19 17:56:07 <gumbal1> Dan finds a theater and gym exit, in addition tot he front one.
Apr 19 17:56:10 <Wixelt> "It's the target"
Apr 19 17:56:16 <Soulless> "There's something terrible in there. Somethig absolutely terrible."
Apr 19 17:56:41 <Soulless> "We should call for backup before we head in." She remembers Bobble and fuck nooooooo
Apr 19 17:56:43 <PrinceGoldfish> Daniel returns to the group. "I say that we enter through the gym or theater."
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Apr 19 17:56:47 <PrinceGoldfish> He tells everyone.
Apr 19 17:56:51 <Wixelt> "Well, if there wasn't we wouldn't be out here"
Apr 19 17:56:51 <ihp> Jacob frowns. "…she says it's dangerous, it's dangerous."
Apr 19 17:56:54 <ihp> "We call for backup."
Apr 19 17:57:13 <Wixelt> "It would take backup too long to get here"
Apr 19 17:57:17 <Daedalus> "We are the backup." Billy says, "We go in through the gym."
Apr 19 17:57:55 <Soulless> "We should at least alert them that we might need extraction."
Apr 19 17:57:57 <PrinceGoldfish> "Alright then." Daniel leads Billy to the gym. He tells the rest of the group. "You coming?"
Apr 19 17:57:57 <Wixelt> Wilson nods "I had a bad feeling about this mission earlier, I have to confirm my suspicions"
Apr 19 17:58:00 <ihp> Jacob frowns, tapping his cane on the pavement. "I am not going to let any of you risk your lives before we find out what the hell we're dealing with."
Apr 19 17:58:08 <Wixelt> Wilson follows
Apr 19 17:58:18 <Wixelt> He clutches his crowbar ver tighter
Apr 19 17:58:23 <Wixelt> ever*
Apr 19 17:58:32 <ihp> Jacob sighs, looking at the group, then at Elanor. "I'll go wherever you do. But for now… we call for backup.
Apr 19 17:58:50 <Daedalus> "What if you're wrong, Jake? What if this is just like the ol' lady in that house?"
Apr 19 17:58:53 <gumbal1> Backup is an available option!
Apr 19 17:58:56 <Soulless> Elanor holds onto her bag of herbs. "If it is what I fear, I'll need to go with them o protect them."
Apr 19 17:59:15 <Soulless> "Call for backup and then follow us? You have our scent."
Apr 19 17:59:19 <ihp> "It's more prone to be like Bobble The Clown." Jacob sighs, looking in the jeep for a radio.
Apr 19 17:59:41 <Soulless> She hands Jacob some sage, and then heads on with the others.
Apr 19 17:59:52 <ihp> Jacob takes the sage, nodding in thanks to Elanor.
Apr 19 18:00:01 <gumbal1> There is a radio there.
Apr 19 18:00:11 <Soulless> She heads over to Billy and Wilson and Daniel, all nervous.
Apr 19 18:00:18 <PrinceGoldfish> Daniel smiles at Elanor. "Glad that you're here. God knows that I know nothing about the occult."
Apr 19 18:00:42 <Daedalus> Billy heads to the back door of the gym. "Anyone want to try the theatre door? Cover more ground if we split up."
Apr 19 18:00:55 <Wixelt> "I'll go"
Apr 19 18:00:56 <ihp> Jacob calls up Site 19 on it. «This is Technician Wexley, MTF-Psi-7. Requesting backup for possible necessary extraction and assistance in Dorner, Ohio. Unknown, dangerous anomaly or anomalies. »
Apr 19 18:01:16 <PrinceGoldfish> "Lets just stick with the gym."
Apr 19 18:01:25 <gumbal1> «Noted. Theta-66 is on standbye.»
Apr 19 18:01:28 <PrinceGoldfish> "I doubt that they're using it."
Apr 19 18:01:42 <Wixelt> "You never know"
Apr 19 18:01:48 <Soulless> Elanor gives a mile to Daniel.
Apr 19 18:01:53 <Soulless> "We shouldn't split up."
Apr 19 18:01:58 <Soulless> *Smile to Daniel
Apr 19 18:02:08 <Daedalus> "Yea, well if their leader is on a stage, I want someone to be there to nab him."
Apr 19 18:02:10 <Wixelt> "Fine"
Apr 19 18:02:19 <Soulless> "That may be even more dangerous than is worth getting more ground…"
Apr 19 18:02:21 <Wixelt> Wilson actually seems a little relieved
Apr 19 18:02:27 <gumbal1> Do they enter the gym?
Apr 19 18:02:39 <Daedalus> is the door locked?
Apr 19 18:02:40 <Soulless> Elanor lets someone with a better fighting capability enter first.
Apr 19 18:02:47 <gumbal1> Nope
Apr 19 18:02:50 <Daedalus> Billy stands near the door.
Apr 19 18:02:51 <PrinceGoldfish> "Lets just go." Daniel attempts to lead the group the the gym entrance.
Apr 19 18:02:58 <ihp> Jacob nods, not that the person on the other end of the radio can see it. «Acknowledged. If we do not call this frequency again within one and a half hours, move in.» He turns off the radio, and heads over to the rest of the group, still leaning on his cane.
Apr 19 18:03:14 <PrinceGoldfish> "Billy."
Apr 19 18:03:22 <PrinceGoldfish> "Would you mind taking point?"
Apr 19 18:03:39 <Wixelt> Wilson pulls out his pistol and prepares it
Apr 19 18:04:13 <Wixelt> "Ready when you are"
Apr 19 18:04:13 <Daedalus> "Gotcha." He stands next to the door, "Breach in 3.. 2.. 1…" He kicks in the door and heads in, shotgun first.
Apr 19 18:04:21 <gumbal1> Pause for description
Apr 19 18:04:25 <Wixelt> Wilson follows close behind
Apr 19 18:04:31 <PrinceGoldfish> Daniel is right by Billy.
Apr 19 18:06:15 <gumbal1> The gym is covered in an odd green substance, recognizable to those on the Whale King runs as the green substance from before. It is oddly more fluid here, however. Littering the gym are the bloated bodies of dead cultists. Written on the wall in black paint is "LESSON IN ROOM213". An animated black sack doll weeps soundlessly in the middle of the room.
Apr 19 18:06:37 <gumbal1> *ROOM113
Apr 19 18:06:40 <PrinceGoldfish> "Fucking whale king."
Apr 19 18:06:42 <ihp> Jacob stares at the sack doll. ~Oh god damn it the whale king.~
Apr 19 18:07:02 <ihp> "Son of a bitch…. I wonder if he still holds a grudge for Adam."
Apr 19 18:07:05 <Daedalus> "Whale king?"
Apr 19 18:07:20 <Soulless> Elanor puts a hand on her cheek.
Apr 19 18:07:21 <Soulless> Ooooh boy.
Apr 19 18:07:34 <Wixelt> "Whale King? Was I on that mission?"
Apr 19 18:07:34 <Soulless> "…By the way… it is likely already aware of our presences. We must move quickly."
Apr 19 18:07:41 <PrinceGoldfish> Daniel points to the sack doll. "Is it safe to talk to?"
Apr 19 18:07:53 <gumbal1> The lighting in the gym seems to be working, huh. Huh.
Apr 19 18:08:06 <Daedalus> Billy heads over to the doll, his shotgun trained on it.
Apr 19 18:08:23 <gumbal1> The doll doesn't notice Billy.
Apr 19 18:08:30 <Daedalus> (We did just kick in the door, which was pretty loud.)
Apr 19 18:08:32 <ihp> Jacob reaches into his bag, getting out a molotov just in case. "You have to burn them," Jacob hisses to Billy.
Apr 19 18:08:33 <PrinceGoldfish> Daniel goes to the sack doll. "Are you okay? what happened?"
Apr 19 18:08:54 <Daedalus> Billy nods at Jacob.
Apr 19 18:08:59 <gumbal1> the doll looks at Daniel.
Apr 19 18:09:01 <Wixelt> "Burn them"
Apr 19 18:09:05 <gumbal1> It shakes its head.
Apr 19 18:09:18 <Wixelt> "In that case, I have alot of burning to do when we get back to base"
Apr 19 18:09:33 <Daedalus> "Danny, don't get any closer. We don't what this thing is."
Apr 19 18:09:33 <gumbal1> Jacob notes that these are sack dolls, not cloth dolls.
Apr 19 18:09:46 <PrinceGoldfish> "Look if you just tell us what happened. I bet we can help." Roll persuasion?
Apr 19 18:09:59 <ihp> Jacob frowns. There's a difference?
Apr 19 18:10:17 <gumbal1> The doll does not speak. Anyone looking at its face notices that it lacks a mouth.
Apr 19 18:10:22 <Wixelt> "Wait, I was on that mission!"
Apr 19 18:10:32 <Wixelt> "I blacked out, didn't I?"
Apr 19 18:10:35 <PrinceGoldfish> Oh lel. Redact then.
Apr 19 18:10:38 <ihp> Jacob thinks for a bit, and gets out a pen, walking up to the doll and drawing a mouth on its face.
Apr 19 18:11:15 <Soulless> Elanor looks for any further entrances deeper into the school from the gym.
Apr 19 18:11:21 <gumbal1> As Jacob puts the pen to its face, it dissappears ina puff of black smoke. It leaves a sheet of paper behind.
Apr 19 18:11:38 <Wixelt> Wlson looks intently at the doll, "Funny looking thing, isn't it?"
Apr 19 18:11:39 <Daedalus> Billy now points his gun at the paper.
Apr 19 18:11:41 <ihp> Jacob recoils at this, trying not to breathe in the smoke. He looks at the paper.
Apr 19 18:11:42 <gumbal1> 'ples go eway'
Apr 19 18:11:53 <PrinceGoldfish> Daniel frowns at the thing.
Apr 19 18:11:55 <ihp> "Well, you heard the piece of paper! Let's leave!"
Apr 19 18:12:07 <Wixelt> "So, I take it thats a bad thing"
Apr 19 18:12:22 <Daedalus> "Fuck that, we're the guys who deal wit this shit when others would leave."
Apr 19 18:12:59 <ihp> "Just… don't touch whatever's on the floor."
Apr 19 18:13:02 <PrinceGoldfish> Daniel whispers to the rest of the group. "We're getting nowhere with this thing. I say we just continue on our way."
Apr 19 18:13:09 <Daedalus> Billy lowers his shotguns and heads towards the door, "I think we gotta go to 113."
Apr 19 18:13:12 <Soulless> "…Yes. We'll have to continue."
Apr 19 18:13:15 <Wixelt> "Agreed" Wilson looks at the paper "Even if it is creepy as fuck"
Apr 19 18:13:20 <PrinceGoldfish> "Wait."
Apr 19 18:13:40 <PrinceGoldfish> Daniel goes to the doll again. "What do you think of the whale king?"
Apr 19 18:13:54 <ihp> The doll is gone… >.>
Apr 19 18:14:01 <PrinceGoldfish> Redact
Apr 19 18:14:08 <PrinceGoldfish> if that is the case.
Apr 19 18:14:13 <gumbal1> A speaker in the gym goes off. Oh thank god, someone's here! Quick, come to the office PA room!
Apr 19 18:14:30 <gumbal1> We have a lot to discuss.
Apr 19 18:14:39 <Wixelt> "Ok…"
Apr 19 18:14:40 <PrinceGoldfish> "Looks like we know where we're going."
Apr 19 18:14:47 <ihp> Jacob blinks. "It… might be a trap. But…" He frowns. "Our best lead. I'll take point."
Apr 19 18:14:48 <Wixelt> "I say we split now"
Apr 19 18:14:54 <Daedalus> Billy looks up, "I may not be bright, but i know a right trap when I hear one. Be careful."
Apr 19 18:15:09 <PrinceGoldfish> "No splitting."
Apr 19 18:15:09 <Wixelt> "One group go to the PA room, the other to 113"
Apr 19 18:15:19 <PrinceGoldfish> "We stick together."
Apr 19 18:15:21 <ihp> "If it goes south, just yell… I don't know "Kumquats" and I'll go full wolf."
Apr 19 18:15:30 <Daedalus> "Yea, that way one can cover the other if shit goes down."
Apr 19 18:15:37 <PrinceGoldfish> "No exceptions."
Apr 19 18:15:41 <Wixelt> "Alright. I'm actually relieved about that"
Apr 19 18:16:00 <PrinceGoldfish> "If we split. The fucking creatures have more time to kill us."
Apr 19 18:16:07 <Soulless> "We shouldn't split."
Apr 19 18:16:15 <Soulless> "Let's go to the… office."
Apr 19 18:16:19 <gumbal1> The lights in the gym go out, before coming back on. all the corpses have been replaced with happy lookign sack dolls, with red dresses and red smiles and red hair.
Apr 19 18:16:25 <PrinceGoldfish> *opportunity
Apr 19 18:16:28 <Wixelt> "Jesus-"
Apr 19 18:16:29 <Daedalus> "What if they have a fuckin' monstrosity, Dan? One that can kill all of us in one go? I'd rather some of us stand back."
Apr 19 18:16:42 <Wixelt> "Let's go. Now!"
Apr 19 18:16:54 <PrinceGoldfish> "Ohh, god."
Apr 19 18:16:54 <Wixelt> Wilson looks more than a little disturbed
Apr 19 18:16:59 <ihp> Jacob stares at the dolls, and goes to the exit of the gym slooooolwy, heading for the office.
Apr 19 18:17:06 <PrinceGoldfish> "Lets book it to the office!"
Apr 19 18:17:09 <Daedalus> Billy runs out of the gym, "C'mon then."
Apr 19 18:17:09 <Wixelt> Wilson exits quickly
Apr 19 18:17:13 <PrinceGoldfish> Daniel runs out!
Apr 19 18:17:48 <gumbal1> Exiting the gym, you come to the cafeteria, which is unlit. Those with lights can see the chairs are set up, but each is empty. It looks free of the green goop.
Apr 19 18:18:05 <ihp> Jacob whimpers, standing at the entrance to the cafeteria. "It's…. dark…."
Apr 19 18:18:35 <Wixelt> Wilson looks around (roll perc?)
Apr 19 18:18:45 <gumbal1> Is Wilson using a light?
Apr 19 18:18:50 <Daedalus> Billy takes out his lighter, "See… what if we're all together when somethin' like than happens, Danny?"
Apr 19 18:18:52 <Soulless> "Does anyone have a flashlight?"
Apr 19 18:18:54 <PrinceGoldfish> Daniel pulls out his lighter. "Lets get going before the whale king can get us."
Apr 19 18:19:03 <ihp> Jacob's headlamp was taken by whatever that… thing was several weeks ago (or was it yesterday, or several thousand years from now?)
Apr 19 18:19:11 <Wixelt> No, he doesn't
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Apr 19 18:19:25 <gumbal1> Then he can't see shit without the help of others.
Apr 19 18:19:34 <Wixelt> "I don't recall what the Whale King is, but I don't like the sound of it"
Apr 19 18:19:36 <PrinceGoldfish> 4df+5 Daniel does with the lighter
Apr 19 18:19:37 <Glacon> PrinceGoldfish: Daniel does with the lighter: 6 (4df+5=0, 0, 0, +)
Apr 19 18:19:43 <PrinceGoldfish> He looks around.
Apr 19 18:20:07 <Daedalus> 4df+9 Billy takes a gander as well
Apr 19 18:20:07 <Glacon> Daedalus: Billy takes a gander as well: 7 (4df+9=-, -, +, -)
Apr 19 18:20:53 <gumbal1> The place is empty of anything not standard for a school lunch room. There are tables and chairs and floor and ceiling and walls and nothing else. what looks to be the front office is visible across fromt he gym entrance.
Apr 19 18:21:27 <Wixelt> Wilson follows Dan, cause he has light
Apr 19 18:21:38 <Soulless> Elanor starts heading to the office, all cautious and shit.
Apr 19 18:21:51 <Daedalus> "There's your office, mates…" Billy looks for alternate routes
Apr 19 18:22:13 <gumbal1> The cafeteria is cold.
Apr 19 18:22:26 <ihp> Jacob frowns. "Odd setup for a school… where I went to, the gym was on the opposite end of the school from the office…" He creeps towards it slowly, whimpering softly in the dark and the cold, trying to stay as close to a light source as he can.
Apr 19 18:22:32 <PrinceGoldfish> "Lets go…." He looks behind his back multiple times out of fear.
Apr 19 18:22:39 <gumbal1> Nothing of interest happens as you walk to the other side.
Apr 19 18:22:40 <PrinceGoldfish> Daniel heads for the Office.
Apr 19 18:23:03 <Daedalus> Billy doesn't go, he looks around for a way to get to room 113.
Apr 19 18:23:04 <Wixelt> Wilson follows
Apr 19 18:23:13 <Wixelt> *follows Dan
Apr 19 18:23:40 <Soulless> Elanor hasn't felt genuinely cold in a long time.
Apr 19 18:23:42 <Wixelt> "Damnit. I really need to get a flashlight"
Apr 19 18:24:30 <PrinceGoldfish> "Billy, you coming with us?"
Apr 19 18:24:45 <ihp> "Stykes! Don't split up!"
Apr 19 18:24:51 <gumbal1> They make it to the office. the actuall classrooms can be found going away from the office.
Apr 19 18:24:57 <Daedalus> "I'll stay out here, keep guard."
Apr 19 18:25:04 <Soulless> Elanor peeks into from classroom to classroom.
Apr 19 18:25:04 <gumbal1> There are stairs near the office, presumably for the 2nd floor.
Apr 19 18:25:08 <Wixelt> Is the office door unlocked?
Apr 19 18:25:17 <PrinceGoldfish> "God damn it Billy! I like you! I don't want you to get eaten!"
Apr 19 18:25:18 <gumbal1> Yes
Apr 19 18:25:25 <Wixelt> "Eaten?!"
Apr 19 18:25:38 <Wixelt> Wilson puts his hand on the door handle
Apr 19 18:25:43 <Daedalus> "If I shout, just come out here. I wouldn't want ya to get jumped."
Apr 19 18:25:55 <Wixelt> He tightens the grip on his pistol
Apr 19 18:26:02 <ihp> Jacob grips his cane.
Apr 19 18:26:10 <PrinceGoldfish> "You're gonna get jumped if you're alone."
Apr 19 18:26:16 <Wixelt> He nods to Dan, then slowly pushe sit open
Apr 19 18:26:23 <Wixelt> *pushes it
Apr 19 18:26:28 <Soulless> She tightens her grip on her bag.
Apr 19 18:26:37 <PrinceGoldfish> Daniel peeks his head in the door's opening.
Apr 19 18:26:41 <Soulless> "…Is anyone feeling a bit cold?"
Apr 19 18:26:45 <PrinceGoldfish> *Through
Apr 19 18:26:57 <Wixelt> Wilson raises his pistol
Apr 19 18:27:14 <gumbal1> The front of the office is enpty. The PA room is further back, some bubbling green stuff it present on the front desk.
Apr 19 18:27:30 <Wixelt> "Uh"
Apr 19 18:27:35 <Daedalus> Billy remains where he is.
Apr 19 18:27:37 <Wixelt> "What is this green stuff anyway?"
Apr 19 18:27:53 <ihp> Jacob swallows, brandishing his cane as he moves towards the door of the PA office, staying off to the side.
Apr 19 18:27:56 <gumbal1> One bubble appears to be growing a bit larger than normal.
Apr 19 18:28:18 <Soulless> "Come on, let's move quickly."
Apr 19 18:28:24 <Soulless> Elanor tries to skirt the bubble.
Apr 19 18:28:39 <Wixelt> Wilson edges around the side of the room
Apr 19 18:29:18 <gumbal1> Anyone trying gets to the PA office.
Apr 19 18:29:33 <gumbal1> It's unlocked and unlit.
Apr 19 18:29:39 <Wixelt> Wilson looks into the PA office
Apr 19 18:29:47 <ihp> Jacob frowns, and taps on the door to the office with his cane.
Apr 19 18:29:55 <gumbal1> No response is heard
Apr 19 18:29:57 <PrinceGoldfish> Daniel lights the way with his lighter.
Apr 19 18:30:17 <Wixelt> "Dan, the green stuff. What is it?"
Apr 19 18:30:24 <Soulless> Elanor heads into the PA office.
Apr 19 18:30:28 <gumbal1> Everyone hears a popping sound
Apr 19 18:30:32 <PrinceGoldfish> "I don't know…"
Apr 19 18:30:35 <Daedalus> Billy looks around, and peeks into where the classrooms are.
Apr 19 18:30:37 <Wixelt> Wilson spins around
Apr 19 18:30:44 <ihp> Jacob jumps, turning to where the bubble was.
Apr 19 18:30:56 <gumbal1> elanor, inside the PA office is one of those happy sack dolls. It's inanimate.
Apr 19 18:31:17 <gumbal1> The speakers turn on, and a foghorn is played over them.
Apr 19 18:31:37 <gumbal1> Wilson sees the green bubble has popped, spraying the green stuff all over the office.
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Apr 19 18:32:15 <Wixelt> "Well… this can't be good"
Apr 19 18:32:33 <Soulless> Elanor heads back out.
Apr 19 18:32:36 <PrinceGoldfish> Daniel goes to the sack doll. "Are you the one who called us?"
Apr 19 18:32:43 <gumbal1> The doll does not move
Apr 19 18:32:43 <Daedalus> Billy shouts from the cafeteria, "What the hell was that?
Apr 19 18:32:44 <Daedalus> "
Apr 19 18:32:50 <Soulless> "IT WAS A TRICK!"
Apr 19 18:32:59 <Soulless> "RUN BACK LET'S GO!"
Apr 19 18:33:15 <ihp> Jacob stares, and runs the fuck out of the office at Elanor's warning.
Apr 19 18:33:19 <Soulless> She turns in to grab Daniel and tries to run the fuck out.
Apr 19 18:33:20 <PrinceGoldfish> "Is this how you treat your saints!" Daniel runs with Elanor.
Apr 19 18:33:24 <gumbal1> Billy, looking around the cafeteria, all the chairs are now filled with sack dolls. They all face the office. In addition, there is green stuff on the floor now.
Apr 19 18:33:27 <Wixelt> Wilson legs it
Apr 19 18:33:34 <Daedalus> Billy raises his shotgun, "FUCK."
Apr 19 18:33:35 <gumbal1> Anyone trying to get out of the office, agility
Apr 19 18:33:42 <ihp> 4df+3 nooooo
Apr 19 18:33:42 <Glacon> ihp: nooooo: 3 (4df+3=-, +, 0, 0)
Apr 19 18:33:44 <Wixelt> (Crap)
Apr 19 18:33:46 <ihp> NOOOOO
Apr 19 18:33:50 <Soulless> 4df+3 welp
Apr 19 18:33:51 <Glacon> Soulless: welp: 2 (4df+3=+, 0, -, -)
Apr 19 18:33:53 <PrinceGoldfish> 4df+9 Daniel is the fucking ginger bread man
Apr 19 18:33:54 <Glacon> PrinceGoldfish: Daniel is the fucking ginger bread man: 9 (4df+9=0, -, +, 0)
Apr 19 18:34:00 <Wixelt> 4df+2 nice know you guys
Apr 19 18:34:01 <Glacon> Wixelt: nice know you guys: 2 (4df+2=0, -, +, 0)
Apr 19 18:34:07 <Wixelt> *knowing
Apr 19 18:34:15 <Daedalus> Billy goes to the entrance to help those getting out.
Apr 19 18:35:06 <gumbal1> Wilson, Jacob, and Elanor accidently come in contact with the green stuff. Mdef if they are wearibng legging protecting their ankles, pdef and mdef if not.
Apr 19 18:35:30 <ihp> 4df+4 Jacob has socks! Does that count?!
Apr 19 18:35:30 <Glacon> ihp: Jacob has socks! Does that count?!: 5 (4df+4=+, -, +, 0)
Apr 19 18:35:49 <Wixelt> 4df+6 I have a bad feeling about this (just mdef)
Apr 19 18:35:49 <Glacon> Wixelt: I have a bad feeling about this (just mdef): 7 (4df+6=0, 0, 0, +)
Apr 19 18:36:28 <gumbal1> (soulless)
Apr 19 18:36:36 <Soulless> (Sorry)
Apr 19 18:36:47 <PrinceGoldfish> Daniel looks back at his friends. Is there any visible way that he could help them?
Apr 19 18:36:56 <Soulless> 4df+3 PDEF
Apr 19 18:36:57 <Glacon> Soulless: PDEF: 3 (4df+3=0, 0, -, +)
Apr 19 18:36:59 <Soulless> 4df+4 MDEF
Apr 19 18:36:59 <Glacon> Soulless: MDEF: 7 (4df+4=+, 0, +, +)
Apr 19 18:37:15 <Daedalus> "I TOLD YOU THIS WAS A FUCKIN' TRAP!" Billy tries to help his teammates as well
Apr 19 18:37:24 <gumbal1> 4df+6 I've got hoodoo, I've got voodoo, I've got stuff I ain't even tried (PDEF)
Apr 19 18:37:25 <Wixelt> What counts as ankle protection
Apr 19 18:37:25 <Glacon> gumbal1: I've got hoodoo, I've got voodoo, I've got stuff I ain't even tried (PDEF): 7 (4df+6=+, +, 0, -)
Apr 19 18:37:26 <Wixelt> ?
Apr 19 18:37:49 <gumbal1> 4df+6 And I've got friends on the other side… (MDEF)
Apr 19 18:37:49 <Glacon> gumbal1: And I've got friends on the other side… (MDEF): 3 (4df+6=-, 0, -, -)
Apr 19 18:37:58 <gumbal1> Socks, boots, shit like that
Apr 19 18:38:12 <Wixelt> Good, Wilson's ok then
Apr 19 18:38:31 <gumbal1> Jacob's okay, if a bit cold.
Apr 19 18:38:46 <ihp> Jacob shivers, and looks behind him. "Elanor?"
Apr 19 18:38:55 <Wixelt> "This is getting too damn creepy!"
Apr 19 18:39:22 <PrinceGoldfish> "Are you guys okay?"
Apr 19 18:39:59 <gumbal1> Elanor, not only does it fucking burn, it's still that false cold sensation, but magnified. -2 body
Apr 19 18:40:08 <Wixelt> "I'm fine, but…"
Apr 19 18:40:12 <gumbal1> Wilson feels a bit of cold too.
Apr 19 18:40:26 <Wixelt> "…it's cold all of a sudden"
Apr 19 18:40:47 <PrinceGoldfish> Daniel goes to Elanor. "Holy shit, are you alright?"
Apr 19 18:41:10 <Soulless> Elanor hugs herself, shivering and crying out in some pain.
Apr 19 18:41:20 <Soulless> "I-It burns!"
Apr 19 18:41:26 <ihp> Jacob pulls Elanor out of the office. "Jesus Christ…" Jacob looks at Elanor's ankles.
Apr 19 18:41:36 <Daedalus> Billy goes over to the group, "Are we gonna stop listening to the building and head to the room now?"
Apr 19 18:41:44 <gumbal1> They're covered in green scar tissue.
Apr 19 18:41:52 <Wixelt> "Yes, for god's sake!"
Apr 19 18:42:48 <PrinceGoldfish> Daniel walks with Elanor.
Apr 19 18:42:49 <Daedalus> BIlly grunts and heads towards the classrooms, "This way, before anythin' else tries ta kill us."
Apr 19 18:42:56 <Soulless> Elanor limps.
Apr 19 18:43:20 <ihp> Jacob stares, getting out some sage that Elanor gave him and burning it next to her ankles. Can't be too careful.
Apr 19 18:43:20 <PrinceGoldfish> Daniel helps Elanor any way he can.
Apr 19 18:43:25 <Wixelt> Wilson follows, looking a little bit dishelved
Apr 19 18:44:00 <gumbal1> the green tissue shifts as the sage is burned. It's not very pleasent.
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Apr 19 18:44:09 <Soulless> Does it hurt?
Apr 19 18:44:10 <Daedalus> He leads them towards the classrooms, shotgun raised.
Apr 19 18:44:27 <gumbal1> Yes.
Apr 19 18:45:00 <Soulless> She cries out in pain.
Apr 19 18:45:20 <ihp> Jacob frowns, and keeps burning the sage. "It reacts. That's good. Pain is a good thing, in this case. It means you're going to be all right…"
Apr 19 18:45:30 <Soulless> "Y-yes, t-thank you."
Apr 19 18:45:55 <Soulless> She continues heading on with Jacob and stuff.
Apr 19 18:46:04 <gumbal1> Once everyone's in the classroom hallway, a giggle is heard behind them.
Apr 19 18:46:13 <ihp> "Sorry about this, Miss Thorne…" He keeps burning sage, and Jacob looks at the rest of the group, head spinning around at the giggle.
Apr 19 18:46:14 <Daedalus> "I bloody hope so. No one is dying, not while I'm here." Billy says offhandedly
Apr 19 18:46:18 <PrinceGoldfish> "Jesus.. Ela, you'll make it. I know you will. You're a fighter."
Apr 19 18:46:40 <Daedalus> "Don't pay attention to the laugh, it's another trick." Billy says unwavering.
Apr 19 18:46:43 <gumbal1> It's those happy sack dolls again, just sitting htere.
Apr 19 18:46:57 <Wixelt> "I knew there was a reason I had a bad feeling about this"
Apr 19 18:46:59 <gumbal1> Wilson feels lightheaded.
Apr 19 18:47:07 <ihp> Jacob frowns, handing the sage to Elanor and getting out a molotov, holding his lighter up to it.
Apr 19 18:47:14 <ihp> ~Why did I say an hour and a half?!~
Apr 19 18:47:18 <Wixelt> "You know what, nevermind"
Apr 19 18:47:26 <Soulless> Elanor keeps the sage to her scars.
Apr 19 18:47:32 <Daedalus> "Everyone! Keep a 360 watch around us! don't want anything to sneak up on us."
Apr 19 18:47:32 <Soulless> For the duation of the burn.
Apr 19 18:47:39 <Wixelt> Wilson seems to be smiling
Apr 19 18:47:44 <Wixelt> only a little though
Apr 19 18:47:54 <gumbal1> Wilson, your vision begins to darken.
Apr 19 18:48:07 <Wixelt> "Uh, did someone dim the lights?"
Apr 19 18:48:19 <Wixelt> He stops to get his bearings
Apr 19 18:48:21 <Daedalus> "There aren't any lights, mate."
Apr 19 18:48:37 <Wixelt> "Oh, then… this can't be good"
Apr 19 18:48:43 <ihp> Jacob stares at Wilson, before turning to the dolls. "Stop whatever you are doing, or I will burn this place to the ground."
Apr 19 18:49:10 <gumbal1> Daddy wants you to got to bed, little Elliot. Tomorrows a big day, and young children shouldn't be exploring my fucking territory like rats. Dream, Wilson, dream…
Apr 19 18:49:15 <Soulless> "Someone get ready to catch him, he might be fainting."
Apr 19 18:49:36 <Wixelt> Wilson clutches his head
Apr 19 18:49:38 <Wixelt> "Uh…"
Apr 19 18:49:44 <PrinceGoldfish> Daniel goes to Wilson. "Stand up, and keep moving."
Apr 19 18:49:47 <Wixelt> "Guys…"
Apr 19 18:50:10 <Wixelt> Wilson begins to move forward, or at least attempts to
Apr 19 18:50:24 <gumbal1> A nonfunctioning lightbulb detatches from its socket and flies at Wilson's stomach, knocking him to the ground.
Apr 19 18:50:33 <Wixelt> "Gah!"
Apr 19 18:50:34 <PrinceGoldfish> Daniel helps Wilson up.
Apr 19 18:50:35 <Daedalus> Billy grabs wilson, "Jesus!"
Apr 19 18:50:47 <Wixelt> "I don't think…"
Apr 19 18:50:57 <ihp> "WILSON!" Jacob looks at the dolls.
Apr 19 18:51:00 <PrinceGoldfish> "You gotta keep moving. You gotta fight what ever is happening."
Apr 19 18:51:00 <gumbal1> When daddy tells you to lie down, little Elliot, he fucking damn well means it.
Apr 19 18:51:00 <Wixelt> Wilson staggers slightly
Apr 19 18:51:28 <Wixelt> "Fuck off… daddy" Daddy is said vicously
Apr 19 18:51:34 <Wixelt> *viciousli
Apr 19 18:51:37 <Wixelt> *ly
Apr 19 18:53:12 <Daedalus> "We're gonna hafta carry the poor bastard if he can't walk."
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Apr 19 18:53:17 <gumbal1> The lockers lining the walls suddenly opening, releasing a green goop to the floor, which begins flowing to a singular point in the hallway.
Apr 19 18:53:26 <Wixelt> "I'm fine…"
Apr 19 18:53:31 <gumbal1> A drain.
Apr 19 18:53:31 <Wixelt> "Honestly…"
Apr 19 18:53:36 <Wixelt> "I can walk"
Apr 19 18:53:45 <Wixelt> Wilson staggers a little
Apr 19 18:53:52 <ihp> Jacob growls unnaturally, and lights the cocktail, before lobbing it at the dolls. "I'm the bartender, and this is my special cocktail!" Jacob should /never/ be allowed to make one-liners.
Apr 19 18:54:00 <gumbal1> The sprinkler above wilson begins making odd noises.
Apr 19 18:54:11 <Wixelt> "Oh boy…" He looks up
Apr 19 18:54:22 <Soulless> "Come on, let's move!"
Apr 19 18:54:29 <Daedalus> Billy helps Wilson walk, "C'mon soldier! To room 113."
Apr 19 18:54:30 <Wixelt> Wilson tries to move forward
Apr 19 18:54:32 <gumbal1> The dolls say nothing as they burn, but start releasing a black smoke which begins to float toward the group.
Apr 19 18:54:41 <gumbal1> Wilson, agility.
Apr 19 18:54:58 <PrinceGoldfish> "What the hell is going on?!"
Apr 19 18:55:02 <Wixelt> 4df+2 nononononono
Apr 19 18:55:03 <Glacon> Wixelt: nononononono: 3 (4df+2=0, -, +, +)
Apr 19 18:55:04 <Soulless> Elanor finishes burning the sage, does it do anything to her wounds?
Apr 19 18:55:16 <gumbal1> 4df+4
Apr 19 18:55:16 <Glacon> gumbal1: 4 (4df+4=0, 0, 0, 0)
Apr 19 18:55:26 <ihp> Jacob stares. "Shit." He starts taking off after the rest of the group.
Apr 19 18:55:28 <Wixelt> "No…"
Apr 19 18:55:31 <gumbal1> The green tissue is smaller.
Apr 19 18:55:55 <Soulless> She'll treat it more later at home.
Apr 19 18:56:07 <gumbal1> Wilson, the sprinkler overhead releases a high pressure ject of greenish water.
Apr 19 18:56:13 <Wixelt> "Gah!"
Apr 19 18:56:19 <gumbal1> It hits your head pretty hard.
Apr 19 18:56:28 <Soulless> "Wilson!"
Apr 19 18:56:30 <PrinceGoldfish> Can Daniel push Wilson out of the way?
Apr 19 18:56:32 <Wixelt> Wilson staggers and falls to his knees
Apr 19 18:56:42 <Wixelt> "Sorry…"
Apr 19 18:56:50 <Wixelt> "I'll see you…"
Apr 19 18:56:54 <Wixelt> He gives a smile
Apr 19 18:56:56 * ProcyonGone is now known as ProcyonLotor
Apr 19 18:57:00 <Wixelt> "Back at base…"
Apr 19 18:57:03 <ihp> "ELLIOT!"
Apr 19 18:57:04 <gumbal1> Time to rest, little Elliot. You'll be treated far better than your degenerate friends.
Apr 19 18:57:23 <Wixelt> There's a hint of defeat in Wilson's voice
Apr 19 18:57:26 <Wixelt> He collapses
Apr 19 18:57:32 <PrinceGoldfish> Daniel pulls Wilson as far from the goo as he can.
Apr 19 18:58:04 <Daedalus> "We gotta get out. How long until backup arrives?"
Apr 19 18:58:09 <gumbal1> The smoke continues heading towards the group.
Apr 19 18:58:11 <ihp> "Half an hour…"
Apr 19 18:58:26 <ihp> Jacob half-wishes he could huff and puff and blow the smoke away…
Apr 19 18:58:26 <Wixelt> Wilson is still gripping his crowbar tightly
Apr 19 18:58:29 <PrinceGoldfish> Daniel gives a deep depressed sigh. "Can't you call back-up now?"
Apr 19 18:58:49 <ihp> Can they?
Apr 19 18:58:55 <ihp> "Does anyone have a fuck-mothering radio?!"
Apr 19 18:58:57 <gumbal1> Yes.
Apr 19 18:59:01 <Soulless> "Come on, let's head out."
Apr 19 18:59:02 <Daedalus> "Well fuck me, we don't have time for this!" Billy grabs Wilson and pulls him into a fireman's carry.
Apr 19 18:59:14 <gumbal1> the smoke is getting closer.
Apr 19 18:59:25 <ihp> Jacob backs away from the smoke.
Apr 19 18:59:37 <Soulless> Elanor heads off and towards an exit?
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Apr 19 18:59:51 <gumbal1> Do they go into the hallway housing 113?
Apr 19 18:59:57 * ZombieRaptor (~PI.A9C59BAC.BC1A9F55.E4C68E82|paReibmoZ#PI.A9C59BAC.BC1A9F55.E4C68E82|paReibmoZ) has joined #homeimprovement
Apr 19 18:59:59 <Daedalus> Yes
Apr 19 19:00:11 <ihp> Jacob looks around for an exit.
Apr 19 19:00:20 <ihp> A window, anything.
Apr 19 19:00:34 <PrinceGoldfish> Daniel goes off with Billy looking a bit defeated.
Apr 19 19:00:57 <gumbal1> There is a window. It's covered with green stuff, though.
Apr 19 19:01:19 <Soulless> Elanor picks up Wilson's crowbar!
Apr 19 19:01:23 <Soulless> She tries to smash the window!
Apr 19 19:01:31 <Soulless> Can she?
Apr 19 19:01:41 <ihp> Jacob will chance it! He goes over to the window, trying to smash it with his cane.
Apr 19 19:01:45 <ihp> er
Apr 19 19:01:46 <ihp> redact
Apr 19 19:01:57 <gumbal1> Depends. Does she smash it on a green point or a clean point?
Apr 19 19:02:13 <Soulless> She tries to smash it on a clean point?
Apr 19 19:02:33 <gumbal1> The window is smashed.
Apr 19 19:02:44 <Soulless> She looks out to see about getting out.
Apr 19 19:02:58 <gumbal1> Do Billy and Dan follow Jacob and Elanor?
Apr 19 19:03:15 <ihp> Jacob nods at Elanor, and tries to get out after her.
Apr 19 19:03:24 <PrinceGoldfish> Daniel look out the window with Elanor.
Apr 19 19:03:28 <gumbal1> You could get out, yes. You briefly wonder what Site Sommand will have to say about abandonign the mission.
Apr 19 19:03:30 <PrinceGoldfish> How high are they?
Apr 19 19:03:41 <gumbal1> They're on the first floor.
Apr 19 19:03:43 <Daedalus> Billy hands off Wilson to the rest .
Apr 19 19:04:07 <Soulless> "I'll take myself and Wilson out. Please try to complete the mission, the rest of you are unhurt."
Apr 19 19:04:26 <Daedalus> Billy nods, does he see classroom 113?
Apr 19 19:04:27 <ihp> Jacob isn't abandoning it. "All right. Thorne, call for backup." He tells her the Foundation secure frequency.
Apr 19 19:04:33 <Soulless> She takes out some purifying incenses and woodchips and hands it over to Jacob.
Apr 19 19:04:34 <gumbal1> Yes, billy does.
Apr 19 19:04:34 <PrinceGoldfish> Daniel nods.
Apr 19 19:04:46 <Soulless> "This will help in an emergency."
Apr 19 19:04:48 <PrinceGoldfish> "Ela, good luck."
Apr 19 19:04:55 <Daedalus> Billy runs into the room, "THIS WAY."
Apr 19 19:04:55 <ihp> Jacob takes the incense. "Take care of that leg."
Apr 19 19:05:07 <Soulless> Elanor then heads out with Wilson and herself out the window and drags them both to the jeep.
Apr 19 19:05:30 <ihp> Jacob goes after Billy and Dan, albeit reluctantly.
Apr 19 19:05:44 <gumbal1> The room looks like a normal classroom. there is writing on the blackboard.
Apr 19 19:05:45 <PrinceGoldfish> Daniel goes to room 133!
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Apr 19 19:05:52 <gumbal1> There is no room 133.
Apr 19 19:05:57 <PrinceGoldfish> redact
Apr 19 19:06:19 <PrinceGoldfish> "Is this it…"
Apr 19 19:06:23 <PrinceGoldfish> Daniel looks around.
Apr 19 19:06:26 <Daedalus> Billy closes the door behind them.
Apr 19 19:06:30 <gumbal1> Pause fo rdescription
Apr 19 19:08:48 <gumbal1> The writing on the blackboard consist of four drawings. One is of a man that kinda looks like Serge with his hands to his head, looking at a rabiit. Next to it is a drawing of a rabbit eating the man's stomach. Under them is a drawing of what looks to be elanor with her hands to her head. Next to it is a hand, surroundinded bya blob of green chalk. Above each drawing are the words "STUPID PEOPLE FEEDING THE FATHER OF ALL THE SEA"
Apr 19 19:09:30 <gumbal1> Elanor, #tooltime
Apr 19 19:09:56 <PrinceGoldfish> "Oh god."
Apr 19 19:10:08 <ihp> "…son of a bitch." Jacob growls lowly, getting ready to wolf out at any time.
Apr 19 19:10:13 <gumbal1> The ceiling suddenly makes a noise, like a hole being poked through it.
Apr 19 19:10:32 <PrinceGoldfish> Daniel gets ready to dodge!
Apr 19 19:10:45 <Daedalus> Billy points his shotgun at the roof.
Apr 19 19:10:55 <PrinceGoldfish> Something falling from the fucking ceiling.
Apr 19 19:10:58 <ihp> Jacob starts burning the incense.
Apr 19 19:11:53 <gumbal1> A hole was indeed poked in the roof, and some green stuff starts pouring out intoa pile on the floor. Soon it stops, and the goop divides itself into four humanoid figures. Percep.
Apr 19 19:12:18 <ihp> 4df+4 add +3 is there's any scent-based factor
Apr 19 19:12:19 <Glacon> ihp: add +3 is there's any scent-based factor: 5 (4df+4=0, +, 0, 0)
Apr 19 19:12:39 <PrinceGoldfish> 4df+5 +4 if this has to do with reading facial features.
Apr 19 19:12:39 <Glacon> PrinceGoldfish: +4 if this has to do with reading facial features.: 5 (4df+5=+, -, +, -)
Apr 19 19:12:58 <Daedalus> 4df+9
Apr 19 19:12:58 <Glacon> Daedalus: 7 (4df+9=-, -, -, +)
Apr 19 19:13:39 <gumbal1> Billy, these things seemed to be in the general shape and size of Serge Malliard.
Apr 19 19:14:28 <Daedalus> "Serge?" Billy lowers his shotgun a bit.
Apr 19 19:14:44 <gumbal1> Mdef, everyone in the room.
Apr 19 19:14:49 <ihp> 4df+4 nooo
Apr 19 19:14:49 <Glacon> ihp: nooo: 5 (4df+4=+, +, 0, -)
Apr 19 19:14:57 <Daedalus> 4df+3 I'm not a clever man
Apr 19 19:14:57 <Glacon> Daedalus: I'm not a clever man: 4 (4df+3=+, -, +, 0)
Apr 19 19:15:07 <PrinceGoldfish> 4df+4
Apr 19 19:15:18 <PrinceGoldfish> 4df+4 MDEF
Apr 19 19:15:18 <Glacon> PrinceGoldfish: MDEF: 2 (4df+4=-, -, -, +)
Apr 19 19:15:27 <PrinceGoldfish> :I
Apr 19 19:16:50 <gumbal1> Everyone gets a severe headache, Dan especially. Suddenly, the forms loose shape, before changing into emaciated figures of a man, woman, boy, and girl. Dan, the words "won't be a christmas" flash in your mind.
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Apr 19 19:17:41 <SirGoldfish> Daniel rubs his temple a bit.
Apr 19 19:18:02 <gumbal1> This will now proceed Monster, Player, Monster, Player, ect.
Apr 19 19:18:02 <SirGoldfish> "So, what are you?…." Daniel says to the forms.
Apr 19 19:18:05 <ihp> Jacob clutches his temples, groaning loudly. "Son of a fuck!"
Apr 19 19:18:06 <gumbal1> Agility, all of you
Apr 19 19:18:12 <ihp> 4df+3 ah crap
Apr 19 19:18:12 <Glacon> ihp: ah crap: 5 (4df+3=0, +, 0, +)
Apr 19 19:18:32 <Daedalus> 4df+3 not the quickest either
Apr 19 19:18:32 <Glacon> Daedalus: not the quickest either: 1 (4df+3=0, -, -, 0)
Apr 19 19:18:47 <ihp> Also note Jacob is burning incense if that does anything.
Apr 19 19:19:21 <gumbal1> (Princegoldfish)
Apr 19 19:19:24 <SirGoldfish> 4df+9
Apr 19 19:19:25 <Glacon> SirGoldfish: 11 (4df+9=+, +, +, -)
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Apr 19 19:19:49 <gumbal1> 4df+6 GONNA ROCK THIS HOUSE AND TURN THE VOLUME OUT
Apr 19 19:19:50 <Glacon> gumbal1: GONNA ROCK THIS HOUSE AND TURN THE VOLUME OUT: 6 (4df+6=-, +, 0, 0)
Apr 19 19:19:55 <gumbal1> 4df+4 fuck fire
Apr 19 19:19:55 <Glacon> gumbal1: fuck fire: 1 (4df+4=0, -, -, -)
Apr 19 19:20:09 <gumbal1> Jacob, it fails miserably to hit you.
Apr 19 19:20:29 <gumbal1> Billy, it samcks you square in the jaw.
Apr 19 19:21:22 <gumbal1> Bily, pdef
Apr 19 19:21:27 <gumbal1> Dan, you're not hit.
Apr 19 19:22:11 <ihp> Jacob grins, opening his briefcase and taking out his garden shears. They're large buggers, look like they could be used as a proper murder weapon.
Apr 19 19:22:26 <SirGoldfish> Can Daniel shoot the creature that is punching Billy?
Apr 19 19:22:43 <gumbal1> Yes.
Apr 19 19:22:46 <Daedalus> 4df+5 "SONOFABITCH!" Billy reels
Apr 19 19:22:46 <Glacon> Daedalus: "SONOFABITCH!" Billy reels: 4 (4df+5=+, -, -, 0)
Apr 19 19:23:02 <gumbal1> Bilyl is smacked in the face for -1 body.
Apr 19 19:23:29 <SirGoldfish> 4df+5 Shoot gun *BANG*
Apr 19 19:23:30 <Glacon> SirGoldfish: Shoot gun *BANG*: 7 (4df+5=+, +, 0, 0)
Apr 19 19:23:40 <Daedalus> 4df+5 He recovers and lines up a shot with his shotgun
Apr 19 19:23:40 <Glacon> Daedalus: He recovers and lines up a shot with his shotgun: 5 (4df+5=0, 0, 0, 0)
Apr 19 19:23:45 * GraemeCracker is now known as Rusty_Nail
Apr 19 19:23:52 <ihp> 4df+7 IMPROVISED SILVER-PLATED IRON GARDEN SHEAR WEAPON BITCH.
Apr 19 19:23:52 <Glacon> ihp: IMPROVISED SILVER-PLATED IRON GARDEN SHEAR WEAPON BITCH.: 5 (4df+7=-, 0, 0, -)
Apr 19 19:23:54 <ihp> …
Apr 19 19:24:20 <gumbal1> You each attack three of them, and they fall apart…right before reformign again.
Apr 19 19:24:29 <ihp> "…son of a bitch."
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Apr 19 19:24:44 <gumbal1> Agility
Apr 19 19:24:51 <ihp> 4df+3
Apr 19 19:24:51 <Glacon> ihp: 3 (4df+3=0, +, -, 0)
Apr 19 19:24:54 <ihp> gahcrap
Apr 19 19:25:02 <SirGoldfish> "Come on is this how you treat saints?"
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Apr 19 19:25:09 <SirGoldfish> 4df+9 CAN'T CATCH ME!
Apr 19 19:25:09 <Glacon> SirGoldfish: CAN'T CATCH ME!: 9 (4df+9=+, -, 0, 0)
Apr 19 19:25:32 <Daedalus> 4df+3 slower than the average bear
Apr 19 19:25:32 <Glacon> Daedalus: slower than the average bear: 6 (4df+3=+, 0, +, +)
Apr 19 19:25:48 <gumbal1> 4df+6 NEVER SAY FUCK IT, UNTIL WE HIT THE BUCKET!
Apr 19 19:25:49 <Glacon> gumbal1: NEVER SAY FUCK IT, UNTIL WE HIT THE BUCKET!: 4 (4df+6=-, 0, 0, -)
Apr 19 19:25:57 <gumbal1> 4df+4 damnit Jacob
Apr 19 19:25:58 <Glacon> gumbal1: damnit Jacob: 3 (4df+4=+, -, -, 0)
Apr 19 19:26:06 <gumbal1> They fail to make contact
Apr 19 19:26:11 <gumbal1> Your turn
Apr 19 19:26:47 <Daedalus> 4df+5 Billy fires his pistol, finding no time to reload.
Apr 19 19:26:47 <Glacon> Daedalus: Billy fires his pistol, finding no time to reload.: 5 (4df+5=0, 0, 0, 0)
Apr 19 19:27:00 <ihp> Jacob throws some woodchips at the things.
Apr 19 19:27:18 <SirGoldfish> "Look, don't you recognize us? It is me Saint Daniel, and Saint Jacob." He says in a feudal attempt to stop the fighting.
Apr 19 19:27:23 <ihp> 4df+5 ranged+strength, I believe it was?
Apr 19 19:27:24 <Glacon> ihp: ranged+strength, I believe it was?: 6 (4df+5=+, -, +, 0)
Apr 19 19:27:53 <gumbal1> The woodchips do jack shit, and shooting it has the same effect as last time.
Apr 19 19:28:03 <SirGoldfish> Daniel is focused on not getting hit. He doubts that they can fight the goo.
Apr 19 19:28:06 <gumbal1> Jacob Dan, agility.
Apr 19 19:28:13 <ihp> 4df+3 craaap
Apr 19 19:28:14 <Glacon> ihp: craaap: 3 (4df+3=+, -, -, +)
Apr 19 19:28:18 <ihp> :I
Apr 19 19:28:38 <SirGoldfish> 4df+9 What part of HE IS THE MOTHERFUCKING GINGERBREAD MAN THAT YOU DON'T GET
Apr 19 19:28:39 <Glacon> SirGoldfish: What part of HE IS THE MOTHERFUCKING GINGERBREAD MAN THAT YOU DON'T GET: 12 (4df+9=0, +, +, +)
Apr 19 19:28:58 <gumbal1> 4df+6 LIFE'S TOO SHORT TO NOT GOOOOO
Apr 19 19:28:58 <Glacon> gumbal1: LIFE'S TOO SHORT TO NOT GOOOOO: 5 (4df+6=0, 0, -, 0)
Apr 19 19:29:11 <gumbal1> 4df+4 why jacob
Apr 19 19:29:12 <Glacon> gumbal1: why jacob: 2 (4df+4=0, -, 0, -)
Apr 19 19:29:29 <gumbal1> Neither of you are fit. One of the goop things is writing something on the chalkboard.
Apr 19 19:29:32 <gumbal1> Your turn
Apr 19 19:30:02 <ihp> Jacob frowns. "How the hell do we kill it?" Roll science/academics to figure out how to get rid of goop?
Apr 19 19:30:18 <gumbal1> Academics
Apr 19 19:30:22 <ihp> 4df+4
Apr 19 19:30:22 <Glacon> ihp: 5 (4df+4=0, 0, 0, +)
Apr 19 19:30:38 <gumbal1> The goopthing finishes writing. 'WE DON'T CARE', it says.
Apr 19 19:30:44 <Daedalus> Billy gives up on shooting it and takes out his axe.
Apr 19 19:30:53 <gumbal1> Jacob, you havne't a clue.
Apr 19 19:31:01 <SirGoldfish> "Whatcha writing there, buddy?" He says in a sarcastic tone.
Apr 19 19:31:07 <SirGoldfish> "Well shit."
Apr 19 19:31:09 <Daedalus> 4df+9 Billy smash!
Apr 19 19:31:10 <Glacon> Daedalus: Billy smash!: 6 (4df+9=-, 0, -, -)
Apr 19 19:31:21 <gumbal1> Same effect as last time.
Apr 19 19:31:23 <SirGoldfish> "Lets get the fuck out of here now!"
Apr 19 19:31:25 <ihp> Jacob, however, suspects burning it would work. he takes out another molotov and mixed some un-burnt incense with the gasoline. "EVERYBODY OUT OF THE ROOM!"
Apr 19 19:31:50 <Daedalus> Billy runs to the door, "FUCKERS."
Apr 19 19:31:51 <gumbal1> Billy must wait a turn, due to already doing an action
Apr 19 19:32:03 <Daedalus> redact
Apr 19 19:33:02 <ihp> Jacob will wait until next turn to throw it to give everyone a chance to escape.
Apr 19 19:34:32 <gumbal1> Dan, do something
Apr 19 19:34:53 <SirGoldfish> Daniel tries to escape!
Apr 19 19:35:04 <gumbal1> He succeeds
Apr 19 19:35:10 <gumbal1> Monsters turn
Apr 19 19:35:28 <gumbal1> Jacob, agility twice. Billy, once.
Apr 19 19:35:32 <ihp> 4df+3
Apr 19 19:35:32 <Glacon> ihp: 1 (4df+3=-, +, -, -)
Apr 19 19:35:37 <ihp> 4df+3
Apr 19 19:35:37 <Glacon> ihp: 3 (4df+3=0, -, +, 0)
Apr 19 19:35:46 <ihp> oh come on really? :I
Apr 19 19:35:46 <gumbal1> 4df+6 EVERYBODY
Apr 19 19:35:47 <Glacon> gumbal1: EVERYBODY: 4 (4df+6=-, -, -, +)
Apr 19 19:35:49 <gumbal1> 4df+6 EVERYBODY
Apr 19 19:35:49 <Glacon> gumbal1: EVERYBODY: 7 (4df+6=0, -, +, +)
Apr 19 19:36:02 <gumbal1> 4df+6 GO BERZERK
Apr 19 19:36:02 <Glacon> gumbal1: GO BERZERK: 5 (4df+6=-, 0, -, +)
Apr 19 19:36:04 <Daedalus> 4df+3 not quick
Apr 19 19:36:04 <Glacon> Daedalus: not quick: 2 (4df+3=+, -, 0, -)
Apr 19 19:36:19 <gumbal1> Pdef, both of you
Apr 19 19:36:26 <ihp> 4df+3 fuuuuuck
Apr 19 19:36:26 <Glacon> ihp: fuuuuuck: 4 (4df+3=0, -, +, +)
Apr 19 19:36:28 <Daedalus> 4df+5
Apr 19 19:36:28 <Glacon> Daedalus: 4 (4df+5=-, 0, -, +)
Apr 19 19:37:06 <SirGoldfish> Where is Dan right now?
Apr 19 19:37:15 <gumbal1> Jacob, Billy, -1 body as they smack you sily
Apr 19 19:37:21 <gumbal1> Outside the room.
Apr 19 19:37:35 <ihp> Jacob lights and throws the molotov, yelling for Billy to "GET THE HELL OUT" as he dashes from the room.
Apr 19 19:37:58 <Daedalus> Billy runs out, "FUCKERS."
Apr 19 19:38:11 <ihp> 4df+6+4 strength+ranged+tagging improvised because this is technically an improvised weapon!
Apr 19 19:38:11 <gumbal1> Jacob, throwing skill
Apr 19 19:38:11 <Glacon> ihp: strength+ranged+tagging improvised because this is technically an improvised weapon!: 10 (4df+6+4=-, -, +, +)
Apr 19 19:38:41 <gumbal1> 4df+5 DON'T TAKE NO RYTHM
Apr 19 19:38:41 <Glacon> gumbal1: DON'T TAKE NO RYTHM: 6 (4df+5=-, +, 0, +)
Apr 19 19:39:45 <gumbal1> One of them screams as it's burned by the molotov
Apr 19 19:40:00 <ihp> Only one of them?
Apr 19 19:40:12 <gumbal1> Yeah
Apr 19 19:40:32 <gumbal1> Monster turn!
Apr 19 19:40:46 <gumbal1> redact
Apr 19 19:40:53 <gumbal1> Instead, roll pdef, both of you
Apr 19 19:40:59 <ihp> 4df+3 crap
Apr 19 19:40:59 <Glacon> ihp: crap: 4 (4df+3=+, -, +, 0)
Apr 19 19:41:17 <SirGoldfish> I thought that Billy was with Daniel?
Apr 19 19:41:46 <Daedalus> Billy was running out as jacob threw the thing
Apr 19 19:42:00 <Daedalus> 4df+5 Pdef anyway
Apr 19 19:42:00 <Glacon> Daedalus: Pdef anyway: 3 (4df+5=0, -, 0, -)
Apr 19 19:42:14 <gumbal1> Is the door open?
Apr 19 19:42:27 <Daedalus> Billy closed it on his way in
Apr 19 19:42:44 <ihp> Idiot.
Apr 19 19:43:09 <Daedalus> (Yep :I)
Apr 19 19:43:19 <gumbal1> Jacob, the room is rather cramped. You're hit by your own molotov for -3 body.
Apr 19 19:43:25 <ihp> WHAT
Apr 19 19:43:29 <ihp> gahhh
Apr 19 19:43:38 <ihp> Jacob tries to open the door, screaming in pain.
Apr 19 19:44:01 <Daedalus> Wait, no, Billy closed it when they first entered the room, not when he went out.
Apr 19 19:44:29 <SirGoldfish> Daniel left the door cracked open when he escaped.
Apr 19 19:44:41 <SirGoldfish> Daniel is basically hype-ventilating.
Apr 19 19:44:48 <gumbal1> Daniel, Billy, you feel really warm.
Apr 19 19:45:40 <SirGoldfish> "Holy shit what was going on in there?"
Apr 19 19:45:45 <ihp> Jacob is out of the room, his player thoroughly annoyed.
Apr 19 19:45:54 <Daedalus> "At least it ain't cold," Billy says, "You alright Jake?"
Apr 19 19:46:22 <SirGoldfish> Daniel looks at the burn marks. "Holy shit.."
Apr 19 19:46:22 <ihp> Jacob looks at his right arm. It has a nasty burn on it that he's patting out. He whimpers slightly. "God…. son of a fucking…"
Apr 19 19:46:42 <gumbal1> The green things scream as they burn.
Apr 19 19:47:30 <SirGoldfish> "Lets just leave…."
Apr 19 19:47:40 <Daedalus> "When we get back… we're callin' in a fuckin' airstrike on these fuckers."
Apr 19 19:47:59 <Daedalus> Billy heads towards the window.
Apr 19 19:48:18 <ihp> Jacob clutches his arm, rather gruesome boils forming on it.
Apr 19 19:49:28 <SirGoldfish> Daniel just leaves through a window.
Apr 19 19:49:41 <ihp> He climbs through the window with some difficulty, whining like a wounded dog.
Apr 19 19:50:01 <gumbal1> The smoke is gone, as are the burned dolls.
Apr 19 19:50:27 <Daedalus> Billy lobs a grenade down the hall and climbs out the window.
Apr 19 19:51:14 <Soulless> (hey guys roll mdef dc 3)
Apr 19 19:51:17 <ihp> 4df+4 rolling mdef pre-emptively. -_-
Apr 19 19:51:18 <Glacon> ihp: rolling mdef pre-emptively. -_-: 3 (4df+4=-, +, -, 0)
Apr 19 19:52:32 <Daedalus> 4df+3
Apr 19 19:52:32 <Glacon> Daedalus: 7 (4df+3=+, +, +, +)
Apr 19 19:53:20 <gumbal1> Daedalus, the room gets significantly less colder.
Apr 19 19:53:24 <gumbal1> *Billy
Apr 19 19:53:36 <ihp> Dan?
Apr 19 19:54:15 <SirGoldfish> 4df+4
Apr 19 19:54:25 <SirGoldfish> 4df+4
Apr 19 19:54:26 <Glacon> SirGoldfish: 2 (4df+4=-, 0, -, 0)
Apr 19 19:54:35 <SirGoldfish> Thought that was a joke…
Apr 19 19:54:48 <gumbal1> All of you sense that this mental affect is coming from Elanor
Apr 19 19:54:54 <gumbal1> *effect
Apr 19 19:55:05 <SirGoldfish> "Ela?"
Apr 19 19:55:20 <gumbal1> Do you choose to let her into your mind?
Apr 19 19:55:26 <ihp> Jacob frowns. "What… is she… doing?"
Apr 19 19:56:00 <SirGoldfish> Daniel trust Elanor, so yes. "What is that clever girl planing…"
Apr 19 19:56:01 <Daedalus> "She readin' our minds?"
Apr 19 19:56:19 <SirGoldfish> ?
Apr 19 19:56:31 <Daedalus> Billy relaxes, "She probably needs it…" He lets her into his mind.
Apr 19 19:56:38 <ihp> Jacob frowns. He knows she can see things, but… what does she want in his head?
Apr 19 19:56:55 <SirGoldfish> Daniel lets Elanor in.
Apr 19 19:57:34 <ihp> ~What do you want, Thorne?~ He thinks, wondering if she can hear it.
Apr 19 19:59:47 <ihp> Jacob is paranoid of anything mental. Very paranoid. He does not let Elanor in.
Apr 19 20:04:25 <Daedalus> Billy frowns and takes a swig oof his scotch.
Apr 19 20:08:17 <ihp> Jacob just… hobbles back to the jeep.
Apr 19 20:08:37 <Daedalus> BIlly follows
Apr 19 20:09:06 <SirGoldfish> Daniel follows along.
Apr 19 19:11:00 <Soulless> Elanor is there with Wilson!
Apr 19 19:11:05 <Soulless> She tries to get to the radio.
Apr 19 19:13:02 <gumbal1> «Yes?»
Apr 19 19:13:31 <Soulless> «We need backup. Immediately.»
Apr 19 19:14:07 <Soulless> «One of us is already incapacitated, I'm with him, and the other three believe we're in way over our heads here.»
Apr 19 19:14:08 <gumbal1> «Alright then. Theta-66 will be deployed immediatl-»
Apr 19 19:14:14 <gumbal1> The radio fizzles.
Apr 19 19:14:27 <gumbal1> It stops fizzling immediatley.
Apr 19 19:14:34 <Soulless> She tsks and talks into the radio. "Hello?"
Apr 19 19:15:20 <gumbal1> An uncredibly cold voice comes on. «Oh, you, Elanor?»
Apr 19 19:15:48 <Soulless> "Yes, hello."
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Apr 19 19:17:15 <gumbal1> «The girl who sold herself out to a snake?»
Apr 19 19:19:32 <Soulless> "I… No!"
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Apr 19 19:19:50 <Soulless> "I haven't sold myself to anyone."
Apr 19 19:20:42 <gumbal1> The voice laughs.
Apr 19 19:21:16 <gumbal1> «Then what did you give him, then?»
Apr 19 19:21:28 <Soulless> "Pain. That's all."
Apr 19 19:23:19 <gumbal1> «You gave him access to your pain recpetors, then.»
Apr 19 19:23:31 <gumbal1> «Quite a bit private a thing, I'd say.»
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Apr 19 19:24:06 <Soulless> "He has nothing else of mine. I haven't sold myself out to anyone."
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Apr 19 19:25:24 <gumbal1> «Oh? So if it's just one thing you sell, it isn't selling out?»
Apr 19 19:26:12 <Soulless> "No, not it isn't. There's a difference between making a trade for physical pain and selling myself out."
Apr 19 19:26:19 <Soulless> "I'm not /his/."
Apr 19 19:26:50 <gumbal1> «Well…»
Apr 19 19:27:07 <gumbal1> \Several people wearing standard Foundation armour appear in the darkness.
Apr 19 19:29:06 <Soulless> Elanor waves to them.
Apr 19 19:29:49 <gumbal1> They disappear in a green smoke with a laugh.
Apr 19 19:30:08 <gumbal1> «As long as you're here, you're mine.»
Apr 19 19:31:48 <Soulless> She frowns.
Apr 19 19:32:05 <Soulless> "What do you want?"
Apr 19 19:32:48 <gumbal1> «For you to stay away.»
Apr 19 19:33:27 <Soulless> "I can talk to my superiors."
Apr 19 19:33:43 <gumbal1> «You want to know why I haven't detroyed your trash jeep?»
Apr 19 19:34:12 <gumbal1> «Because it's the only way for you to truly get out of here without me giving into the temptation fo just smashing you.»
Apr 19 19:35:40 <Soulless> "Promise me my teammates are not hurt, let us all go in peace, and I'll make a request to the administrator on your behalf."
Apr 19 19:35:51 <Soulless> "To leave you and your operations alone."
Apr 19 19:36:50 <gumbal1> «He wouldn't do that if threatened to tear his balls off.»
Apr 19 19:37:43 <gumbal1> «You know what I've heard?»
Apr 19 19:37:54 <gumbal1> «He's already planned to fuck with me more.»
Apr 19 19:38:35 <Soulless> "Where did you hear that?"
Apr 19 19:38:51 <Soulless> "I can try to let him know to leave you alone."
Apr 19 19:39:23 <gumbal1> A rabbit noise is heard over the radio.
Apr 19 19:39:35 <Soulless> Oh.
Apr 19 19:39:39 <Soulless> She remembers Danielle.
Apr 19 19:39:46 <Soulless> She puts a hand to her face.
Apr 19 19:40:04 <Soulless> "Look, let us go with our lives. Please."
Apr 19 19:41:23 <gumbal1> «you know, they're already trying to kill me right now. They aren't even trying to run.»
Apr 19 19:41:53 <Soulless> "They're stupid mortals like me."
Apr 19 19:41:53 <gumbal1> «Psi-7 are such savages. Brutes who couldn't teamwork out of a wet paper bag.»
Apr 19 19:42:04 <Soulless> "Have mercy on them."
Apr 19 19:42:17 <Soulless> "They don't know what they're dealing with."
Apr 19 19:42:40 <gumbal1> «I had mercy on them back in Chestershire. I had mercy on them back in Boston.»
Apr 19 19:42:52 <gumbal1> «I had mercy for them even a little bit back here.»
Apr 19 19:43:45 <Soulless> "I don't want any trouble. I even said we should've avoided here."
Apr 19 19:44:09 <gumbal1> «Leave now. Leave the idiots to their well deserved fate, why I still hate you less than them.»
Apr 19 19:44:17 <gumbal1> *while I
Apr 19 19:45:12 <Soulless> "I can't. Please. May I at least trade for their lives?"
Apr 19 19:45:47 <gumbal1> «…go on…»
Apr 19 19:47:30 <Soulless> "What would you like? I don't have much. Some knowledge on what's around the area of our base. I can see things, the future and past at will, sometimes the afterlife, sometimes other worlds. I might have access to things we have contained."
Apr 19 19:48:06 <gumbal1> «…hm. I think I know what I'd like.»
Apr 19 19:48:47 <gumbal1> «Go over to each one of them. Use Lucifer's gift to you on them to your fullest extent. then, use it on me.»
Apr 19 19:49:13 <Soulless> "Future or past?"
Apr 19 19:49:43 <gumbal1> «Past.»
Apr 19 19:50:14 <Soulless> 4df+6 Elanor does this on each of her teammates individually. (Lucifer's Insight)
Apr 19 19:50:14 <Glacon> Soulless: Elanor does this on each of her teammates individually. (Lucifer's Insight): 3 (4df+6=-, -, 0, -)
Apr 19 19:50:16 <Soulless> Wow
Apr 19 19:50:29 <Soulless> Should we tell people at homeimprovement to roll MDEF?
Apr 19 19:50:59 <gumbal1> Yeah
Apr 19 19:52:27 <gumbal1> Would Elanor feel pain form a failed attempt?
Apr 19 19:52:54 <Soulless> Elanor feels pain from her attempts, the pain is equal to how successful/how much she sees
Apr 19 19:53:03 <Soulless> So if she fails, probably not much pain
Apr 19 19:58:55 <Soulless> 4df+6 Elanor passes on what she gets of the pasts of her teammates, and gazes into the past of the big fella humself
Apr 19 19:58:56 <Glacon> Soulless: Elanor passes on what she gets of the pasts of her teammates, and gazes into the past of the big fella humself: 8 (4df+6=0, +, 0, +)
Apr 19 19:59:35 <gumbal1> As you read into it, the pain gets unnaturally worse, and starts to feel like drowning.
Apr 19 20:00:00 <gumbal1> You envision a vast entity of green in the void of space, floating merrily along.
Apr 19 20:00:16 <Soulless> She takes deep gasping breaths and sobs as she goes.
Apr 19 20:01:13 <gumbal1> Suddenly, five beings appear. A champion of sapience, a twisting machine, a great beast, a powerufl spirit, and entity of pure light.
Apr 19 20:01:32 <gumbal1> They rend this green entity to shreds, seperating not only his body, but his mind
Apr 19 20:02:21 <gumbal1> As it is rended, it begins to hate.
Apr 19 20:02:24 <gumbal1> And hate.
Apr 19 20:02:28 <gumbal1> And hate.
Apr 19 20:03:02 <gumbal1> Its concious and subconcious are finally split apart, driving it mad.
Apr 19 20:03:23 <gumbal1> You get the feeling that your current pain does not equal one billionth of its.
Apr 19 20:03:38 <Soulless> Elanor watches, and cries.
Apr 19 20:04:47 <gumbal1> More visions. The destruction of the sapient, the breaking of machines, the slaughter of beasts, the desecration of the dead, and the rending of demons, all perpetrated by an entity sutained on pure hatred.
Apr 19 20:05:17 <gumbal1> The vision ends.
Apr 19 20:05:38 <Soulless> She hugs herself, shivering in pain and all crying and stuff. Does she bleed?
Apr 19 20:05:42 <gumbal1> «Do you now see why I hate?»
Apr 19 20:05:45 <gumbal1> Yes.
Apr 19 20:05:49 <Soulless> "Yes. I see."
Apr 19 20:06:04 <Soulless> "I'm sorry. I'm so sorry."
Apr 19 20:06:52 <gumbal1> «Tell them to get back in the jeep and never return.»
Apr 19 20:07:10 <Soulless> "I will. I… I can't guarantee they'll listen. I'm sorry."
Apr 19 20:08:14 <Soulless> Elanor gets up and takes shaky steps back to the window to try and get the guys.
Apr 19 20:08:41 <Soulless> #homeimprovement ?
Apr 19 20:09:29 <Daedalus> Billy approaches Elanor, "We're goin' bacl to base and callin' an airstrike on this fucker."
Apr 19 20:09:44 <ihp> Jacob looks in pain, clutching a burn on his arm.
Apr 19 20:10:21 <Soulless> Elanor is shivery and crying. Also she's clearly got streaks of blood on her face.
Apr 19 20:10:32 <gumbal1> At Billy's words, many of the lockers start opening and closing.
Apr 19 20:10:32 <Soulless> She shakes her head to Billy. "…No…"
Apr 19 20:10:49 <ihp> "What were you trying to do? Why were you in my head?"
Apr 19 20:11:10 <Daedalus> "Yea, what was that?"
Apr 19 20:11:18 <Soulless> She gives the pained fascimile of a smile.
Apr 19 20:11:27 <Soulless> She's kind of barely holding it together and it shows.
Apr 19 20:11:49 <Soulless> Y'know, with all the blood comingout of her face and stuff.
Apr 19 20:11:58 <ihp> Jacob sighs, and hobbles back to the van. "I don't care at this point."
Apr 19 20:12:24 <Soulless> She heads back to the van and stutters.
Apr 19 20:12:34 <Soulless> "…We can't return back here."
Apr 19 20:12:46 <Soulless> "W-we cant."
Apr 19 20:13:36 <Daedalus> "Whaat the fuck do ya mean we can't, this place is an anomolous hellhole. What if someone normal comes along and explores the school, eh? What then?"
Apr 19 20:14:27 <Soulless> "We… we can't return here, Billy. We musn't. We can't let anyone else here either. Just let it… let it be where it is."
Apr 19 20:15:11 <SirGoldfish> Daniel is there.
Apr 19 20:15:30 <Soulless> "C-come on… l-let's… let's go home…" She's real quiet, scared, sad, upset.
Apr 19 20:15:37 <Soulless> She wipes at the blood on her.
Apr 19 20:15:50 <Daedalus> "Fuck that, we're gonna blow this place ta kingdom come once we get back. It's too dangerous," Billy gets in the jeep.
Apr 19 20:16:20 <ihp> Jacob sits in the back of the jeep, looking sullen.
Apr 19 20:16:23 <Soulless> She shakes her head to herself more than anything else.
Apr 19 20:16:41 <Soulless> "You don't understand… none of you do."
Apr 19 20:16:44 <gumbal1> The jeep radio turns on. «Backup should come shortly.»
Apr 19 20:17:06 <Daedalus> Billy gets in the drivers seat and drives them to the airbase, "Too fucking late."
Apr 19 20:17:06 <SirGoldfish> Daniel looks fucking /pissed/
Apr 19 20:17:20 <Daedalus> redact the driving part
Apr 19 20:17:53 <Soulless> Elanor speaks to the radio. "Just… just contain the area. We're dealing with far greater forces here. Leave the area be, no one in or out."
Apr 19 20:18:15 <gumbal1> The radio fizzles, and the cold voice comes back. «Tell them there was no anomaly. tell them you found nothing. Tell them they moved.»
Apr 19 20:18:22 <Daedalus> Billy yells at the radio, "You're gonna need a nuke, mate! And some carpet bombing for good meeasure!"
Apr 19 20:18:36 <gumbal1> «Billy. No.»
Apr 19 20:18:46 <gumbal1> «I'm letting you live.»
Apr 19 20:18:54 <gumbal1> «Cherish it while it lasts.»
Apr 19 20:19:06 <Soulless> She whimpers.
Apr 19 20:19:58 <Daedalus> "What the fuck?" Billy looks at the radio with incredulity, "How the fuck does the radio know my name? Who was that?"
Apr 19 20:20:57 <Soulless> "I told you. We're… we're dealing with something far larger than we can handle."
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Apr 19 20:21:12 <gumbal1> «Move on. Get out. Tell them to go away. Please leave me in peace.»
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Apr 19 20:22:08 <Soulless> "C-can anyone else drive?"
Apr 19 20:22:16 <Daedalus> Billy looks at Elanor, then at the radio, than back at Elanor, "Well… fuck me…." He starts the car and drives off.
Apr 19 20:22:36 <Soulless> Elanor talks into the radio.
Apr 19 20:22:42 <Soulless> "The… the entity moved away before we could contain it."
Apr 19 20:23:03 <Soulless> "We barely made it out of the ensuring fallout with our lives."
Apr 19 20:24:19 <gumbal1> The radio crackles again. «Hello?»
Apr 19 20:24:19 <Daedalus> Billy shakes his head angrily, "Fuckin' runnin'.. tail between our legs…" He mutters as he drives.
Apr 19 20:24:43 <gumbal1> «You cut out for a bit.»
Apr 19 20:25:07 <Soulless> "Hi. The entity moved away before we could contain it."
Apr 19 20:25:26 <Daedalus> "Yup, just fuckin' moved!"
Apr 19 20:25:39 <Soulless> "We barely made it out of the fallout with our lives. Most of us sustain serious-" sniffle sniffle "-injuries."
Apr 19 20:26:12 <gumbal1> «Where did it move?»
Apr 19 20:26:29 <Daedalus> "UP THE FUCKIN' HILLS MATE."
Apr 19 20:26:53 <gumbal1> «Which cardinal direction?»
Apr 19 20:27:17 <SirGoldfish> "You figure it out!"
Apr 19 20:27:33 <Daedalus> "UP NORTH, PROBABLY TO VISIT IT's FUCKIN' GRANDPARENTS."
Apr 19 20:28:06 <gumbal1> «Pinkerton, learn some fucking respect for once, we're trying to help.»
Apr 19 20:28:18 <Soulless> "It w-w-wasn't a d-direction on this level of existence. We… We're in no position to be a-able to give a-accurate directions right now…"
Apr 19 20:29:01 <Soulless> "We're… w-we're home now, or a-at least the one who can drive is driving the r-rest of us home. Please inform the me-medical crew."
Apr 19 20:29:04 <gumbal1> «We'll consult the Commonwealth later. Any injuries?»
Apr 19 20:29:34 <Soulless> "Y-yes. Burns, likely of anomalous natures. And-[she describes everyone's injuries]."
Apr 19 20:29:45 <gumbal1> They make it to the plane.
Apr 19 20:30:18 <Soulless> "We're going on the plane now. Goodbye."
Apr 19 20:30:31 <Daedalus> Billy says nothing for the rest of the trip. He just shakes his head whenever he looks at Elanor.
Apr 19 20:30:52 <Soulless> Elanor tries to hobble out, trembling and weak and softly crying to herself, her streaks of tears messing up the blood on her face.
Apr 19 20:32:55 <gumbal1> As soon as everyone's on the plane, it takes them to #origins-ic2