Run Two- Thinking Outside the Box

(08:22:52 PM) Roget: «Please report to the, uh, site entrance»
(08:23:01 PM) ihp: Jacob starts walking around Site 19, looking around for any familiar faces as he heads to the entrance of the site.
(08:23:07 PM) Geothermal: Aleks heads towards the site entrance
(08:23:12 PM) ProcyonLotor: Tyler strolls towards the entrance.
(08:23:44 PM) Rheumatism: Sarah grabs her equipment and heads for the entrance
(08:23:52 PM) GottaGoFeast: Grodn heads towards the site entrance.
(08:24:08 PM) Roget: Michael is there, waiting. "Hey there, all!"
(08:24:21 PM) Rheumatism: "Hello."
(08:24:35 PM) GottaGoFeast: "Hi there, Mike!"
(08:24:38 PM) ihp: Jacob nods at Micheal, re-holstering his firearm.
(08:24:44 PM) ProcyonLotor: Tyler waves hello.
(08:24:58 PM) Geothermal: "Greetings all."
(08:26:15 PM) Roget: "So, guys, we've heard about some activities on the site border. Nothing serious, but we need a team out there to check it out."
(08:26:21 PM) Roget: "Think you can handle it?"
(08:26:39 PM) Rheumatism: "I don
(08:26:44 PM) Rheumatism: 't see why not."
(08:26:57 PM) ProcyonLotor: "We should be able to."
(08:27:34 PM) GottaGoFeast: "Sure thing."
(08:27:42 PM) ihp: Jacob nods. "Might as well… faster we do this, the faster we can get back to work."
(08:28:13 PM) Roget: "Alright. Just follow this path out there." he points. "And you should eventually loop around to the site. Report anything weird you see to me."
(08:28:27 PM) ProcyonLotor: Tyler nods.
(08:29:13 PM) Rheumatism: ~I should've brought my Thompson~
(08:29:23 PM) Roget: "So… I'll be seeing you, then!"
(08:30:03 PM) Roget: He waves them off and stands aside
(08:30:24 PM) ihp: Jacob looks at the group. "So… split in to twos?" He looks at Aleks. "I don't think I've ever seen you around the site."
(08:30:43 PM) Roget: There's only one path, Jacob
(08:30:52 PM) ihp: Redact
(08:31:00 PM) Optimal [ten.enoeciohc.cor.26399AC-CRInys|nhoJ#ten.enoeciohc.cor.26399AC-CRInys|nhoJ] entered the room.
(08:31:09 PM) ProcyonLotor: "We should get going then. I'd prefer to get back before it gets dark."
(08:31:25 PM) Geothermal: "Indeed. Who shall take point?"
(08:31:53 PM) ihp: Jacob nods, and looks at the group. "Well… who here has a firearm? Just in case."
(08:32:07 PM) GottaGoFeast: "I do."
(08:32:34 PM) Geothermal: "I do as well."
(08:32:40 PM) ProcyonLotor: "I don't have anything, unfortunately."
(08:32:57 PM) Rheumatism: "I have a revolver."
(08:33:25 PM) ihp: Jacob nods. "…in that case… Miss Sarah (I've forgotten your last name), you've had experience as an agent, correct? Perhaps you should take point."
(08:36:08 PM) Rheumatism: "Alright, though shooting never was my focus. It usually meant something had gone wrong."
(08:36:20 PM) ProcyonLotor: "Hopefully it won't come to that.
(08:36:32 PM) Rheumatism: She moves to the front of the group.
(08:36:43 PM) Roget: Do they start down the path yet?
(08:37:07 PM) Rheumatism: "Any objections to setting off now?"
(08:37:08 PM) Geothermal: ALeks is up right behind her, ready to land support.
(08:37:33 PM) ProcyonLotor: "Let's go."
(08:38:38 PM) ihp: Jacob draws his firearm. "Professor, no offense meant, but you really must get a weapon of some form or another…"
(08:38:58 PM) Rheumatism: Sarah starts moving out.
(08:39:07 PM) ProcyonLotor: "I tried a short while ago, but was delayed by an unexpected voyage to space."
(08:39:40 PM) Rheumatism: Sarah raises an eyebrow. "A what now?"
(08:39:58 PM) GottaGoFeast: "Yeah, you heard him right. I was there too."
(08:40:27 PM) ihp: Jacob moves out with the rest of the group, looking at Gordon and Tyler. "I heard about it from Wambles yesterday… then I got attacked by a ghost."
(08:40:28 PM) ProcyonLotor: "I'd say there was more context to it, but that was pretty much it. Walked through a door, on the other side was outer space."
(08:40:36 PM) Geothermal: "That sounds, dangerous. Are you alright?"
(08:41:01 PM) GottaGoFeast: "I'm fine, really."
(08:41:14 PM) Rheumatism: "You've certainly had an interesting week."
(08:41:27 PM) Rheumatism: She says this while keeping an eye out for anything interesting on/around the path.
(08:41:45 PM) Roget: The path is quickly overtaken by woods and shrubbery, with intermittent lighting, enough to keep you on it. Roll perception to look for stuff
(08:42:06 PM) ProcyonLotor: 4df+4 We're going on a bear hunt!
(08:42:06 PM) Glacon: ProcyonLotor: We're going on a bear hunt!: 4 (4df+4=-, 0, +, 0)
(08:42:25 PM) ihp: 4df+3 Do I see what you see?
(08:42:25 PM) Glacon: ihp: Do I see what you see?: 6 (4df+3=+, +, 0, +)
(08:42:47 PM) Geothermal: 4df+4 I hope he can see something
(08:42:47 PM) Glacon: Geothermal: I hope he can see something: 4 (4df+4=-, +, -, +)
(08:43:17 PM) NachtRuine [PI.1FF4A581.502C1BDE.026BBAEE|tibbiM#PI.1FF4A581.502C1BDE.026BBAEE|tibbiM] entered the room.
(08:44:07 PM) GottaGoFeast: 4df+2 let's see if Gordon finds something interesting
(08:44:07 PM) Glacon: GottaGoFeast: let's see if Gordon finds something interesting: 3 (4df+2=+, +, -, 0)
(08:44:54 PM) Rheumatism: 4df+4
(08:44:54 PM) Glacon: Rheumatism: 3 (4df+4=-, -, 0, +)
(08:45:49 PM) Roget: Jacob, you hear a… rustling sound.
(08:46:04 PM) ihp: Jacob holds up a hand to try and stop the group. "Hold it. I hear something."
(08:46:40 PM) Roget: Sounds like it's coming from up ahead
(08:47:43 PM) ProcyonLotor: "What is it, Jacob?"
(08:48:29 PM) Geothermal: Aleks readies his weapon. "What do you think it is?"
(08:48:31 PM) ihp: "Something up ahead. Something's moving."
(08:48:48 PM) Rheumatism: Sarah draws her revolver and scans the area.
(08:49:50 PM) GottaGoFeast: Gordon draws his pistol and scans the área as well.
(08:50:27 PM) ihp: Jacob puts up his 9mm, staying close to the unarmed professor just in case.
(08:51:00 PM) Roget: It's dark… But Sarah can just make out what might be something on the path… anybody with survival can roll now
(08:51:59 PM) Geothermal: 4df+3 survive asshole
(08:51:59 PM) Glacon: Geothermal: survive asshole: 2 (4df+3=-, 0, -, +)
(08:52:32 PM) Roget: Aleks, there's some tracks on the ground
(08:54:05 PM) MereObserver [ten.htuoslleb.dra.AB3C8994-CRInys|tibbiM#ten.htuoslleb.dra.AB3C8994-CRInys|tibbiM] entered the room.
(08:54:18 PM) Geothermal: "Uh, comrades. Does anybody else notive the tracks on the ground?"
(08:54:23 PM) Geothermal: *notice
(08:54:52 PM) ihp: Jacob looks at his feet, wondering if they've been walking over tracks. If so, what do they look like? Are the humanoid? Equine? Tire tracks?
(08:54:59 PM) Rheumatism: "I didn't until you mentioned them." Sarah kneels down for a closer look
(08:55:35 PM) ProcyonLotor: "I can make them out. Sort of."
(08:55:56 PM) Roget: They look small, but also like the animal has been crossing back and forth over the same area for a long time
(08:56:08 PM) Rheumatism: Survival to try to identify?
(08:56:57 PM) Roget: yep
(08:57:24 PM) Rheumatism: 4d+3 fuck special forces, i wanna be a RANGER
(08:57:39 PM) Rheumatism: 4df+3 fuck special forces, i wanna be a RANGER
(08:57:39 PM) Glacon: Rheumatism: fuck special forces, i wanna be a RANGER: 5 (4df+3=+, -, +, +)
(08:57:47 PM) Geothermal: 4df+3 You can do it
(08:57:47 PM) Glacon: Geothermal: You can do it: 3 (4df+3=+, -, +, -)
(08:59:40 PM) Roget: Sarah, aleks, looks like a rabbit track
(09:00:16 PM) Rheumatism: "I think it's just a rabbit."
(09:00:22 PM) Geothermal: "Appears to be rabbit trail. Old, well worn."
(09:00:59 PM) ihp: Jacob groans. "So, we've been sent out here to collect Bugs Bunny. Wonderful."
(09:01:37 PM) Optimal left the room (Optimal has left the building.).
(09:02:46 PM) Roget: The rustling down the path continues
(09:03:11 PM) ProcyonLotor: "In my experience, rabbits don't make this much noise."
(09:03:45 PM) Rheumatism: "Or run around in that pattern."
(09:04:22 PM) Geothermal: "Perhaps is wolf, hunting down the bunnies." His accent is getting thicker
(09:04:58 PM) Rheumatism: "We'll never find out just standing here."
(09:05:04 PM) ihp: Jacob keeps his pistol aimed ahead. "…I don't take it any of you have carrots?"
(09:05:31 PM) Rheumatism: "Oh yes, I carry a whole pocketful."
(09:06:04 PM) Geothermal: Aleks moves tothe front. "I will take point, I have the rifle." He looks around to see if anyone objects
(09:06:17 PM) Rheumatism: Sarah moves aside.
(09:07:47 PM) Geothermal: "Ok, shall we press on?" Aleks starts down the path again
(09:08:54 PM) Roget: Aleks, perception.
(09:10:09 PM) Geothermal: 4df+10 Tagging Spetanaz Training
(09:10:10 PM) Glacon: Geothermal: Tagging Spetanaz Training: 11 (4df+10=-, 0, +, +)
(09:11:07 PM) Roget: Aleks, you see a…. Cube? There's a silhouette up ahead.
(09:12:30 PM) Geothermal: "I see… a boc or something ahead. Be ready people." Aleks continues, but slows and is more careful now.
(09:14:12 PM) Rheumatism: "A boc?"
(09:14:40 PM) Geothermal: *box
(09:14:59 PM) Rheumatism: "Ah."
(09:16:03 PM) ihp: "…unto the breach, then?"
(09:16:04 PM) Geothermal: "Is large cube or something. I only see the shape, no detail."
(09:16:14 PM) ProcyonLotor: "Once more I suppose, Jacob."
(09:16:16 PM) Geothermal: redact. "Onwards comrades."
(09:16:24 PM) Roget: Do they get closer?
(09:16:44 PM) Rheumatism: I'd assume so
(09:17:30 PM) Geothermal: Aleks keeps pushing forwards
(09:17:42 PM) Roget: They see a… Cardboard box. Looks like one that would hold a microwave or something. It's blank, though. There're bloodstains on the edges.
(09:18:05 PM) ProcyonLotor: "I assume I don't need to tell everyone not to touch it?"
(09:18:25 PM) ihp: Jacob follows after Alex, staring at the box. "Um… you don't need to tell me." Jacob looks around for some kind of stick to prod the box with.
(09:18:39 PM) Roget: Perception, anyone not looking directly at the box
(09:18:56 PM) Geothermal: Aleks takes a step backa nd leaves the smart-peoples to their work
(09:19:00 PM) Rheumatism: 4df+4 what's in the boooooooooooox
(09:19:00 PM) Glacon: Rheumatism: what's in the boooooooooooox: 6 (4df+4=0, 0, +, +)
(09:19:10 PM) Geothermal: 4df+4 does he see anything?
(09:19:10 PM) Glacon: Geothermal: does he see anything?: 3 (4df+4=0, -, -, +)
(09:20:04 PM) Roget: They see a rabbit, hop by the box… Which launches itself onto it and covers it completely
(09:20:16 PM) Roget: It makes a grinding noise, and a squeal.
(09:20:33 PM) ProcyonLotor: "Oh dear." Tyler schooches back.
(09:20:43 PM) ihp: Jacob stares at the box. Just… stares. "Did that box just eat the rabbit?"
(09:20:46 PM) Rheumatism: Sarah stumbles back "What the hell was that?"
(09:20:52 PM) Roget: The box begins schooching into the brush
(09:20:58 PM) Roget: *scooching
(09:21:00 PM) Geothermal: <The fuck was that.> Aleks takes another step back
(09:21:02 PM) ProcyonLotor: Tyler pulls Jacob away from the box.
(09:21:28 PM) Geothermal: "Should I shoot it? Perhaps is a live box."
(09:22:24 PM) Rheumatism: "What if it attacks us when you do?"
(09:22:45 PM) Geothermal: "Then I shoot it some more. Or cut it with knife."
(09:23:40 PM) ProcyonLotor: "Let's follow it. At a distance. See if we can't catch it off-guard." Tyler is not 100% certain if it is possible to catch a box unawares, but he hopes so.
(09:23:49 PM) ihp: "It's a /box./ It can't be very heavy; I could probably stop it by sitting down on it." ~I could, but I don't want to become a neuter~
(09:24:33 PM) Geothermal: "Is up to you. I am just here for support. If you wish to follow, I follow." Aleks sets off after the box.
(09:24:42 PM) Roget: The box has scooched completely into the brush, and is now out of sight completely
(09:24:48 PM) ProcyonLotor: "And the last thing was a children's practical joke full of snakes- no offense, Sarah- wasn't it?"
(09:25:00 PM) ihp: Jacob tries to listen around for rustling once again.
(09:25:06 PM) Roget: There's only a *rustlerustle* sound
(09:25:11 PM) Roget: Jacob, perception
(09:25:18 PM) ihp: 4df+3 Where did that little bugger go?
(09:25:19 PM) Glacon: ihp: Where did that little bugger go?: 4 (4df+3=+, -, 0, +)
(09:25:20 PM) Geothermal: Aleks is trying to follow the box, using his awesome ninja skills
(09:26:09 PM) Rheumatism: Sarah follows Aleks, alert for trouble
(09:26:24 PM) Geothermal: Roll?
(09:26:33 PM) Roget: Jacob, it sounds like… Its above you!!!!
(09:26:38 PM) Roget: Agility, quick!
(09:27:11 PM) ihp: 4df+3 I don't wanna be eated by a box!
(09:27:12 PM) Glacon: ihp: I don't wanna be eated by a box!: 4 (4df+3=+, 0, 0, 0)
(09:27:38 PM) gumbal1 [PI.49C9646.7A6BCE1F.971C2CDF|tibbiM#PI.49C9646.7A6BCE1F.971C2CDF|tibbiM] entered the room.
(09:27:48 PM) Roget: 4df+3 NOM
(09:27:49 PM) Glacon: Roget: NOM: 4 (4df+3=0, +, -, +)
(09:28:13 PM) Roget: Jacob, you barely manage to stumble back as it drops from above onto where you stood moments ago
(09:28:30 PM) ihp: Jacob stares at the box, and immediately tries to put his foot down on it to stop it from moving.
(09:28:57 PM) Roget: Strength
(09:29:02 PM) Roget: Or actually
(09:29:04 PM) Roget: Melee
(09:29:12 PM) ihp: 4df+3 Stay down, you bastard!
(09:29:12 PM) Glacon: ihp: Stay down, you bastard!: 0 (4df+3=-, -, -, 0)
(09:29:24 PM) Positronium [tahw.gnitfihs|mgidarap#tahw.gnitfihs|mgidarap] entered the room.
(09:29:47 PM) Roget: 4df+4 NOBOX4U
(09:29:47 PM) Glacon: Roget: NOBOX4U: 4 (4df+4=0, -, +, 0)
(09:30:09 PM) Roget: The box easily avoids Jacob, and begins scuttling away deeper into the woods
(09:30:42 PM) ihp: Jacob curses. "Fuck!" He calls to the others, "Be careful! It just tried to eat me from above!"
(09:31:00 PM) Geothermal: "Are you ok? Which way did it go?"
(09:31:32 PM) ihp: "It went back into the brush! I…." Jacob thinks. Was… was it even the same box? Did it have the same bloodstains?
(09:31:46 PM) ProcyonLotor: "Did it get you, Jacob?"
(09:32:08 PM) ihp: "I'm fine, professor… managed to get out of the way…"
(09:32:16 PM) Roget: Jacob, you have no idea
(09:32:22 PM) Roget: It all happened so fast…
(09:33:43 PM) ihp: Jacob tries to listen for it once /again./
(09:33:55 PM) ihp: Jacob is pretty damn persistent.
(09:34:12 PM) Roget: Perception
(09:34:23 PM) ihp: 4df+3 I'll cat you next time
(09:34:23 PM) Glacon: ihp: I'll cat you next time: 3 (4df+3=+, 0, 0, -)
(09:34:47 PM) Geothermal: Aleks is also trying to get in on the act. Roll?
(09:34:58 PM) Roget: Sure
(09:35:05 PM) Geothermal: "Let's pair up, is better for fighting off ambush."
(09:35:14 PM) Geothermal: 4df+4Searching
(09:35:18 PM) Geothermal: 4df+4 Searching
(09:35:18 PM) Glacon: Geothermal: Searching: 5 (4df+4=+, 0, -, +)
(09:35:44 PM) GottaGoFeast: Can Gordon search too?
(09:35:55 PM) Roget: The shuffling sounds like its moved… to your left, and up ahead some more. And yes he can!
(09:36:20 PM) GottaGoFeast: 4df+3 where is that box?
(09:36:20 PM) Glacon: GottaGoFeast: where is that box?: 3 (4df+3=-, +, -, +)
(09:36:44 PM) Roget: Gordon hears one from… behind them? From the other side of the trail?
(09:37:01 PM) Geothermal: "Is to our left."
(09:37:07 PM) GottaGoFeast: "Everybody, there's another one!"
(09:37:12 PM) Scantron is now known as Scanchores
(09:37:24 PM) ihp: Jacob curses, looking at Gordon. "Where?!"
(09:38:25 PM) ProcyonLotor: 4df+4 oh god where
(09:38:26 PM) Glacon: ProcyonLotor: oh god where: 3 (4df+4=+, -, 0, -)
(09:38:52 PM) Roget: The professor can tell, there's two sources of distinct shiuffling. Shiiiit
(09:39:07 PM) ProcyonLotor: "There's two of them! Watch out!"
(09:40:22 PM) Geothermal: "Perhaps is time to start shooting boxes?"
(09:40:49 PM) ihp: Jacob thinks frantically, feeling around his his pocket… and finds a lighter. He pulls it out and fumbles with it, trying to light it, "Cardboard burns.""
(09:42:12 PM) GottaGoFeast: "Wait you're not gonna do what I think you're gonna do, right?"
(09:42:27 PM) ProcyonLotor: "We don't really have any other choice…"
(09:43:09 PM) Geothermal: "You're going to be needing much bigger fire."
(09:43:13 PM) ihp: Jacob hands his lighter to the professor. "It's not much, but it's better than being unarmed."
(09:43:23 PM) ProcyonLotor: Tyler nods.
(09:44:52 PM) ihp: Jacob looks at Aleks, frowning. "It's better than nothing, dammit!" He looks around the ground for boxes, and listens to see if there are any more.
(09:46:30 PM) Roget: The shuffling… has stopped
(09:46:55 PM) Scanchores is now known as ScanwatchesAHS
(09:47:05 PM) Geothermal: Aleks begins poking around the bushes.
(09:48:36 PM) ihp: Jacob aims around various bushes. "Where are those damn things? Why aren't they moving?"
(09:49:47 PM) Roget: perception, both of you
(09:49:56 PM) ihp: 4df+3 I don't wanna die!
(09:49:56 PM) Glacon: ihp: I don't wanna die!: 2 (4df+3=+, -, -, 0)
(09:51:06 PM) Geothermal: 4df+10 tagging for perception again, cuz I don't want to die
(09:51:07 PM) Glacon: Geothermal: tagging for perception again, cuz I don't want to die: 8 (4df+10=+, -, -, -)
(09:51:38 PM) Gum|complicated [ten.tropyaw.cilbup.FAADE015-CRInys|tibbiM#ten.tropyaw.cilbup.FAADE015-CRInys|tibbiM] entered the room.
(09:52:31 PM) Roget: Aleks, you… See it in a tree, just ahead. Waiting.
(09:53:23 PM) Geothermal: Aleks points it out. "Gentlemen, is up there. In tree!"
(09:53:32 PM) Gum|complicated is now known as ghost
(09:53:45 PM) GottaGoFeast: "Which tree?"
(09:54:49 PM) Geothermal: Aleks points out which tree it is.
(09:55:06 PM) gumbal1 left the room (quit: NickServ (GHOST command used by ghost)).
(09:55:18 PM) ihp: Jacob takes aim at the box. "Where's the other one?"
(09:55:26 PM) ghost is now known as gumbal1
(09:55:46 PM) gumbal1 is now known as gum
(09:56:21 PM) Geothermal: "I did not see another one." He also takes aim.
(09:56:44 PM) GottaGoFeast: Gordon takes aim.
(09:56:45 PM) gum left the room (quit: Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client).
(09:57:12 PM) Roget: Ranged to shoot
(09:57:30 PM) ihp: 4df+3 Shoot to Thrill!
(09:57:31 PM) Glacon: ihp: Shoot to Thrill!: 3 (4df+3=-, +, -, +)
(09:57:42 PM) gumbal1 [PI.49C9646.7A6BCE1F.971C2CDF|tibbiM#PI.49C9646.7A6BCE1F.971C2CDF|tibbiM] entered the room.
(09:57:57 PM) gumbal1: Harlan runs down the path to the others
(09:57:58 PM) GottaGoFeast: 4df+7 Gordon bullet!
(09:57:58 PM) Glacon: GottaGoFeast: Gordon bullet!: 4 (4df+7=-, -, -, 0)
(09:58:03 PM) Geothermal: 4df+6 Whoo, killing things
(09:58:03 PM) Glacon: Geothermal: Whoo, killing things: 6 (4df+6=0, 0, 0, 0)
(09:59:30 PM) gumbal1: (What does Harlan currently see happening)
(09:59:32 PM) Roget: 4df+4 nooooo
(09:59:33 PM) Glacon: Roget: nooooo: 6 (4df+4=+, +, -, +)
(09:59:40 PM) ProcyonLotor: 4df Burninate?
(09:59:41 PM) Glacon: ProcyonLotor: Burninate?: 2 (4df=+, -, +, +)
(09:59:56 PM) Roget: He sees the group shooting the shit out of a tree, and noticably failing to shoot a box
(10:00:32 PM) gumbal1: "Sorry for being late, but… why exactly are we shooting the tree?"
(10:00:51 PM) gumbal1: "And what's that box for?"
(10:01:22 PM) ihp: Jacob curses, looking at Harlan. "Boxes! They eat things! One tried to eat my head! There's more than one!"
(10:02:26 PM) gumbal1: "Anybody hurt?"
(10:03:07 PM) Geothermal: "I am good. Keep eyes on box. Is sneaky box."
(10:04:23 PM) gumbal1: Harlan draws his knife. "Alright, then."
(10:04:54 PM) gumbal1: 4df+3 look around for boxes
(10:04:54 PM) Glacon: gumbal1: look around for boxes: 1 (4df+3=0, -, 0, -)
(10:06:36 PM) Roget: There's a box on the ground, in the shrubbery, Harlan
(10:07:04 PM) gumbal1: He points to the shrubbery. "There!"
(10:07:33 PM) ihp: Jacob takes aim at the other box and fires; maybe he'll have better luck with one low to the ground.
(10:07:55 PM) Geothermal: Aleks also turns to the new location of the box. Can he take another shot?
(10:08:03 PM) Roget: Shoooot
(10:08:29 PM) GottaGoFeast: Gordon turns to the new location of the box as well.
(10:08:33 PM) Geothermal: 4df+6 I can blow up a target like I have a rocket, why can't I hit a box?
(10:08:34 PM) Glacon: Geothermal: I can blow up a target like I have a rocket, why can't I hit a box?: 3 (4df+6=-, -, -, 0)
(10:08:35 PM) ihp: 4df+3 Shoot 2 Thrill
(10:08:36 PM) Glacon: ihp: Shoot 2 Thrill: 2 (4df+3=0, -, 0, 0)
(10:08:54 PM) GottaGoFeast: 4df+7 shoot it
(10:08:55 PM) Glacon: GottaGoFeast: shoot it: 9 (4df+7=0, +, 0, +)
(10:09:00 PM) Roget: 4df+3 but I was sneeeaky
(10:09:00 PM) Glacon: Roget: but I was sneeeaky: 1 (4df+3=-, 0, -, 0)
(10:09:44 PM) Roget: This box is riddled with bullets, and is ripped to pieces. There's a shrieking noise as it dies.
(10:10:22 PM) ihp: Jacob grunts, looking at where the other box was, in the tree; is it still there?
(10:11:21 PM) gumbal1: 4df+3 be wary wary quiet. I'm hunting boxes
(10:11:21 PM) Glacon: gumbal1: be wary wary quiet. I'm hunting boxes: 1 (4df+3=0, 0, -, -)
(10:11:26 PM) Roget: Perception
(10:11:32 PM) gumbal1: Yep
(10:11:42 PM) gumbal1: (My perception is 3)
(10:11:45 PM) ihp: 4df+3 Where are you, you boxy lover?
(10:11:45 PM) Glacon: ihp: Where are you, you boxy lover?: 5 (4df+3=+, -, +, +)
(10:12:34 PM) Geothermal: 4df+4 Here boxen, boxen, boxen
(10:12:34 PM) Glacon: Geothermal: Here boxen, boxen, boxen: 5 (4df+4=+, -, 0, +)
(10:13:39 PM) Roget: Its moved up a few feet, but its still in the tree
(10:14:04 PM) gumbal1: "Shoot to incapacitate."
(10:14:10 PM) ihp: Jacob takes a doorknob out of his pocket, and kisses it for luck, before trying to throw it at the box to knock it out of the tree.
(10:14:17 PM) gumbal1: "I'm sure they want this thing alive."
(10:14:25 PM) Roget: Strength for throwing
(10:14:31 PM) ihp: 4df+2 This is gonna suck
(10:14:32 PM) Glacon: ihp: This is gonna suck: 0 (4df+2=+, -, -, -)
(10:14:37 PM) ProcyonLotor: "Then they should come out and get it themselves."
(10:15:15 PM) Roget: 4df+3 burn baby burn
(10:15:15 PM) Glacon: Roget: burn baby burn: 4 (4df+3=0, +, +, -)
(10:15:18 PM) Geothermal: "If you can knock it down, I can try to subdue it."
(10:15:38 PM) Roget: Everyone by the tree, agility
(10:15:46 PM) ProcyonLotor: 4df+2 agility
(10:15:47 PM) Glacon: ProcyonLotor: agility: 2 (4df+2=+, -, -, +)
(10:15:57 PM) Geothermal: 4df+4 Dodge
(10:15:57 PM) Glacon: Geothermal: Dodge: 4 (4df+4=-, -, +, +)
(10:16:07 PM) GottaGoFeast: 4df+3 agility
(10:16:07 PM) Glacon: GottaGoFeast: agility: 2 (4df+3=-, +, -, 0)
(10:16:13 PM) gumbal1: ( is the grub near the tree?)
(10:16:13 PM) ihp: 4df+3 Oh god no no no!
(10:16:14 PM) Glacon: ihp: Oh god no no no!: 2 (4df+3=+, -, 0, -)
(10:16:22 PM) gumbal1: *shrub
(10:17:24 PM) Roget: Not close enough to need to roll
(10:17:32 PM) Roget: 4df+3 BANZAIIIII
(10:17:33 PM) Glacon: Roget: BANZAIIIII: 0 (4df+3=0, -, -, -)
(10:18:05 PM) Roget: The box flops down to the ground
(10:18:25 PM) ihp: On its back?
(10:18:28 PM) Geothermal: "I got it!" Aleks tries to tackle and wrestle the box into submission
(10:18:44 PM) gumbal1: 4df+2 help pin down the box (melee)
(10:18:44 PM) Glacon: gumbal1: help pin down the box (melee): 2 (4df+2=0, +, -, 0)
(10:19:08 PM) Roget: On its side
(10:19:22 PM) Geothermal: What should Aleks roll?
(10:19:38 PM) Roget: Strength
(10:19:53 PM) gumbal1: (My strength is also 2)
(10:20:00 PM) Roget: (ok)
(10:20:07 PM) ihp: Jacob stands by the box, gun aimed at the ground in case it gets away.
(10:20:20 PM) Geothermal: 4df+4 Like wrestling the bears back home
(10:20:20 PM) Glacon: Geothermal: Like wrestling the bears back home: 4 (4df+4=+, -, 0, 0)
(10:21:13 PM) Roget: They wrestle the box into submission!
(10:22:27 PM) ihp: Jacob sighs, putting away his firearm. "Is… is that all of them?" He looks at the corpse of the other box. "Should we take that one? Not much good unless you need a sieve."
(10:23:16 PM) gumbal1: "They mightt be able to study the remains."
(10:23:23 PM) Geothermal: Aleks picks up the box. "Is not normal box. Isn't that what we do? Capture not abnormal things?"
(10:23:29 PM) Geothermal: *- not
(10:23:56 PM) gumbal1: "Bind its mouth shut?"
(10:24:14 PM) ihp: Jacob nods, taking up the dead box. "Careful with that. Don't want you to loose a finger." Jacob begins looking around for the doorknob he threw. ~So much for being lucky~
(10:26:25 PM) Roget: Its lying in the brush
(10:26:41 PM) ihp: Jacob takes up his doorknob and pockets it, grumbling to himself.
(10:26:51 PM) gumbal1: "So, how should we prepare the box for safe transfer?"
(10:27:17 PM) Roget: The box is struggling a little bit in Alek's grasp
(10:27:36 PM) Geothermal: "If we have rope, we can wrap the top shut. And I can carry it back. Then it can't run." Aleks is holding the box tight to prevent it escaping
(10:27:48 PM) gumbal1: "I have gauze. Will that work?"
(10:27:59 PM) Geothermal: "Is odd, holding a moving box with no legs. And you can try."
(10:28:51 PM) ihp: Jacob hmms, taking off his coat and moving towards the box. "If that doesn't work, I have an idea."
(10:29:36 PM) Geothermal: Aleks nods to Jacob. "If not, worse case scenario, I carry back to site, and throw in locker."
(10:30:01 PM) NachtRuine left the room (quit: Quit: back in 10).
(10:30:05 PM) gumbal1: 4df+4 rope you in yah bastard (medical)
(10:30:05 PM) Glacon: gumbal1: rope you in yah bastard (medical): 2 (4df+4=-, +, -, -)
(10:30:14 PM) Roget: Aleks, you see the box has something written on it
(10:30:39 PM) Roget: "2 SCPFUNDLOVEASPECIALFRIENDMERRYCHRISTMS:
(10:30:44 PM) Roget: *"
(10:31:50 PM) Roget: 4df+1 escap
(10:31:50 PM) Glacon: Roget: escap: -2 (4df+1=-, -, -, 0)
(10:32:07 PM) Roget: The box is subdued expertly!!!
(10:32:35 PM) ihp: Jacob shrugs, putting his coat back in. "So. That's that."
(10:32:36 PM) gumbal1: "That should do it."
(10:32:55 PM) gumbal1: "Again sorry for being late."
(10:32:56 PM) Geothermal: After the box is subdued, Aleks turns it so that the others can see the sticker written on it. "What is this?"
(10:33:27 PM) ihp: Roget, handwritten on the box or typed?
(10:33:50 PM) ProcyonLotor: "Looks like somebody is having trouble writing at a second grade level."
(10:33:58 PM) Roget: Handwritten
(10:34:30 PM) gumbal1: "Didn't Christmas end two days ago?"
(10:35:27 PM) Geothermal: "Perhaps the boxen got lost on the way to the site."
(10:35:44 PM) ihp: "Is this someone's idea of a sick joke?" Jacob shakes his head. "Let's… just get these damn things back to the site."
(10:36:30 PM) NachtRuine [PI.1FF4A581.502C1BDE.026BBAEE|tibbiM#PI.1FF4A581.502C1BDE.026BBAEE|tibbiM] entered the room.
(10:36:39 PM) ScanwatchesAHS is now known as Scantron
(10:36:41 PM) Geothermal: Aleks nods. "This job is more odd than I anticipated."
(10:38:20 PM) ihp: Jacob takes up the dead box, and starts heading out of the grove, slightly on-edge in case a third one of the damn things pops out.
(10:38:58 PM) ProcyonLotor: Tyler follows Jacob back.
(10:39:17 PM) Geothermal: Aleks is following both.
(10:39:26 PM) Roget: Heading back leads to originsic

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