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[20:24] <AidenEldritch> Cole exists
[20:24] <Daedalus> Henry moseys on down to the briefing room
[20:24] <Klurg> Fiere enters
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[20:25] <@DSJ> The briefing room is empty, and the door seals shut behind you. These can only be good signs. The door refuses to open, but there is a notebook on the table
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[20:26] <AidenEldritch> "…" Cole cautiously picks up the notebook from the table.
[20:26] <Daedalus> Henry keeps a hand on the butt of his revolver, peering around the room.
[20:26] <Daedalus> "What the hell?"
[20:27] <AidenEldritch> What's inside?
[20:27] <Klurg> Fiere looks around the room
[20:27] <@DSJ> The notebook has neat enough handwriting. 'Hi! This is Tyler, I technically work here. I didn't cause this, by the way. All I did was redirect where this door was going to take you-' there's more
[20:27] <AidenEldritch> "…'Technically work here', now there's a reassurin' sentence…"
[20:27] <Daedalus> "What's that say?"
[20:28] <AidenEldritch> She shows him the book.
[20:28] <Daedalus> "Tyler… who's that?"
[20:28] <@DSJ> 'Originally, it was a gateway to the infinite clown plain, which is worse than it sounds given it contains every conceivable clown. The guy to blame for that is a reality bender named Chris.' yet more
[20:29] <AidenEldritch> "I don't know any more than you do 'bout this guy."
[20:29] <Klurg> Fiere looks at the notebook Cole's looking ar
[20:29] <AidenEldritch> "Or… jesus christ, /infinite clown plain/…"
[20:30] <AidenEldritch> Cole is starting to feel some finite but rather large clown pain
[20:30] <Daedalus> "This some kinda joke?"
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[20:30] <AidenEldritch> "Probably not, knowin' this place…"
[20:30] <Daedalus> Henry raises an eyebrow, "Now who's this Chris fella?"
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[20:30] <Klurg> "Every time I step out of my room shit like this happens" Fiere mumbles
[20:30] <%Soulless> Rolf runs in suddenly, panting, still damp in the hair.
[20:31] <AidenEldritch> At Henry's question: "A dickhead, apparently."
[20:31] <Klurg> "HOLD THE DOOR OPEN ROLF!"
[20:31] <Daedalus> "WAIT HOLD THE DOOR- Damnit."
[20:31] <@DSJ> (Soulless he was just always there(
[20:31] <%Soulless> Oh okay
[20:31] <%Soulless> redact
[20:31] <%Soulless> Rolf is just there :CV
[20:31] <Klurg> (Then redact my panic)
[20:31] <@DSJ> 'Anyways, it now leads to an alternate dimension full of gun nuts. They're still technically medieval, but they're very well armed. You should be able to get back if you can find the local lord's court magician, and hopefully you can convince them into an alliance. It'll pay off later'
[20:32] <%Soulless> His nose wrinkles a little at the mention of chris.
[20:32] <AidenEldritch> "…well then."
[20:32] <@DSJ> 'Good luck, - Tyler Isaac Michael Ewington'
[20:32] <Klurg> "[maybe one day I can stop being a recluse and not be hounded by these things]" Fiere mutters in French
[20:32] <Daedalus> "Well. Ain't this a strange set of circumstances."
[20:32] <AidenEldritch> "…T.I.M.E…"
[20:32] <AidenEldritch> At Fiere's complaints: "[Oh, stop whinin'.]"
[20:33] <Daedalus> "Or T.E. if he doesn't wanna use his initials."
[20:33] <Klurg> Fiere gives Cole a quick glare, then looks at the door
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[20:34] <AidenEldritch> Cole gives Fiere the glare back because she didn't want it anyway
[20:34] <Daedalus> Henry tries the door.
[20:34] <Klurg> (kek)
[20:35] <@DSJ> The door opens now! Into a field full of-oh god no-just wheat, no clowns. You're safe from that hell for now.
[20:35] <%Soulless> Rollf looks.
[20:36] <AidenEldritch> "…Least it ain't clowns." Cole grips her rifle protectively. "Right, so… local lord's court magician, huh."
[20:36] <Daedalus> "Well… there ain't any clowns out here." He squints out into the field, "Don't remember there bein' quite this much wheat at the site."
[20:36] <Daedalus> He steps out into the field
[20:36] <Klurg> Fiere follows behind
[20:36] <AidenEldritch> Cole trails behind, keeping one eye on Rolf.
[20:36] <Klurg> "Well, at least we can't be accused of clowning around"
[20:37] <AidenEldritch> "Shut up."
[20:37] <@DSJ> The field is relatively well kept, and.. PERC to see if there's more than just this field.
[20:37] <Daedalus> "Oh my God I oughta just shoot you." Henry chuckles.
[20:37] <AidenEldritch> 4df+5 [PERC] god i'm so glad this wasn't my dump stat
[20:37] <Glacon> AidenEldritch: [PERC] god i'm so glad this wasn't my dump stat: 3 (4df+5=-, -, +, -)
[20:37] <Klurg> 4df+4 meh
[20:37] <AidenEldritch> or not
[20:37] <Glacon> Klurg: meh: 3 (4df+4=0, +, -, -)
[20:37] <Daedalus> 4df+3 "Hmm?"
[20:37] <Klurg> (I have no dump stats :p)
[20:37] <Glacon> Daedalus: "Hmm?": 3 (4df+3=-, +, +, -)
[20:37] <%Soulless> 4df+5 perception
[20:37] <Glacon> Soulless: perception: 3 (4df+5=-, -, +, -)
[20:38] <AidenEldritch> (…)
[20:38] <Klurg> (Where's three when you need her)
[20:38] <Klurg> (Here she is!)
[20:38] <AidenEldritch> (Once again Three owns Rolf)
[20:39] <Daedalus> (We're probably blinded by the sheer amount of agriculture)
[20:39] <AidenEldritch> (She blinded me with food science)
[20:39] <@DSJ> You're all halfway through a field before you finally can see a cottage above the crops, and a clear path to it.
[20:40] <Daedalus> Henry strolls in that direction! Maybe they can help find this 'wizard'
[20:40] <AidenEldritch> Cole shades her eyes as she makes her way towards the cottage.
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[20:41] <Klurg> Fiere continues walking, watching out for any dangers
[20:41] <Daedalus> "Nice place these folks have. Haven't seen this much wheat since Kansas."
[20:42] <@DSJ> The cottage is humble and generically fantasy, with cobbled walls and a thatched roof. A small chimney puffs out small bits of smoke, and a man rests against the wall of it..
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[20:42] <AidenEldritch> Cole waves!
[20:42] <@DSJ> He waves back, before noticing the fact you all look very modern and unpeasantlike.
[20:43] <%Soulless> "We look a little strange…" He comments.
[20:44] <Daedalus> Henry approaches genially, "Hello there friend!"
[20:44] <@DSJ> He raises a gun from his belt, which appears to be a very crude revolver. "Who are ya, ye strange looking folk!"
[20:44] <Daedalus> He stops dead in his tracks, putting his hands up, "Whoa there."
[20:45] <Klurg> Fiere stops walking "we're travelers, do you mind telling us where we are?"
[20:45] <%Soulless> Rolf thinks for a little bit.
[20:45] <%Soulless> A magician… the lord's magician…
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[20:46] <Daedalus> "We're just lookin' for a wizard. We don't want any trouble."
[20:47] <@DSJ> "A wizard, eh? Are ye seekin' to learn from him?" The man relaxes, "Apologies, didn't realize ye were just wearin' magic garb."
[20:48] <%Soulless> Rolf thinks a little more. "Something like that."
[20:48] <AidenEldritch> "No harm done."
[20:49] <Daedalus> "We're seekin' to learn how to, uh…"
[20:49] <Daedalus> He looks to the rest of you, as if looking for an answer.
[20:49] <@DSJ> ".. if ye are magicians seekin' to learn from.. the one serving Lord Schuut, right, can I see ye do magic? Always have wanted to see a genuine act of it."
[20:49] <AidenEldritch> Cole glances at Rolf.
[20:49] <%Soulless> Rolf looks down.
[20:49] <AidenEldritch> She knows he's anomalous, but doesn't know quite what he does: for all she knows he can throw psychic fireballs or something
[20:50] <Daedalus> "Magic?" Henry once again looks back, "We can, uh, show you some magic I guess."
[20:50] <%Soulless> "…I hav-"
[20:50] <%Soulless> He pauses at Henry.
[20:51] <Klurg> Fiere looks at Henry, not sure what he's planning
[20:51] <Klurg> ~you know the truth would be nice~
[20:51] <%Soulless> He looks to Henry, to see if he seems to have a plan. Otheriwse, he looks to Cole.
[20:51] <Klurg> ~but they're so deep in~
[20:52] <Daedalus> Henry doesn't have a plan, which is why he's looking at you.
[20:52] <@DSJ> "Right, right, thank ya sirs and ma'am, I'll await yer magic." The farmer holsters his pistol
[20:52] <%Soulless> He sighs and steps forward.
[20:53] <Klurg> Fiere whispers to Henry "should I just tell him the truth?"
[20:53] <%Soulless> "I have some magical ability, but it hurts me to use."
[20:53] <Daedalus> "It's better if we play along." He whispers back.
[20:53] <%Soulless> "I am hoping to find the magician so they can tell me how to use it without hurting myself."
[20:53] <@DSJ> "I see.. so are ye even magicians?"
[20:53] <%Soulless> "I have some magic."
[20:54] <@DSJ> BLUFF or do a thing Rolf
[20:54] <%Soulless> "…It's okay if I use it, right?"
[20:54] <Klurg> "I don't even see why we should lie, why would he be mad that we aren't? Just explain that it's a misunderstanding" Fiere whispers back
[20:55] <%Soulless> I'm gonna do a mix of bluff and anomaly?
[20:55] <@DSJ> That works
[20:55] <%Soulless> 4df+3 he looks but he also
[20:55] <Glacon> Soulless: he looks but he also: 4 (4df+3=0, +, -, +)
[20:55] <Daedalus> "I can do a special brand of magic; gun magic." He looks to the rest of them, whispering, "You wanna know how he reacts if we tell him we're from another world? How would a farmer back home react if someone from the court world suddenly appeared in their backyard?"
[20:56] <%Soulless> 4df+6 he puts on a show as he dies, his eyes purposefully widening, and narrowing. There comes a dark look to his expression.
[20:56] <Glacon> Soulless: he puts on a show as he dies, his eyes purposefully widening, and narrowing. There comes a dark look to his expression.: 6 (4df+6=-, +, 0, 0)
[20:56] <@DSJ> The farmer who's named Dan used to cheat at dicecards at the local tavern
[20:56] <%Soulless> In a moment, he allows himself to appear pretty scary.
[20:56] <AidenEldritch> At Fiere: "That 'n' the fact he has a gun, dipshit."
[20:56] <%Soulless> "Your name is Dan. You used to… "
[20:57] <@DSJ> Dan the farmer looks distressed and amazed as Rolf does all this
[20:57] <%Soulless> "'play' dicecards at the local tavern."
[20:57] <%Soulless> 4df+2 vs himself
[20:57] <Glacon> Soulless: vs himself: 3 (4df+2=-, +, 0, +)
[20:57] <%Soulless> 4df+6 more bluff, he plays up the pain he feels, too, but he does feel it. He clutches his head and goes to one knee, wincing.
[20:57] <Glacon> Soulless: more bluff, he plays up the pain he feels, too, but he does feel it. He clutches his head and goes to one knee, wincing.: 5 (4df+6=-, -, 0, +)
[20:57] <%Soulless> "…Dan, please hlpe me."
[20:57] <%Soulless> *help
[20:57] <@DSJ> ".. ye truly are magic! Good fortune on your trip, and may ye have luck in learning more about magic…. help?"
[20:58] <%Soulless> "I don't know where the proper direction is. To that lord. Please point the way."
[20:58] <%Soulless> "In fact, if you could lead us, people will trust you and I won;'t have to show that power again, and hurt again. Please?"
[20:58] <Daedalus> Henry helps Rolf up, "C'mon."
[20:58] <AidenEldritch> Cole gets down on one knee and checks for any sign of bruising, out of curiosity.
[20:58] <AidenEldritch> Oooor not
[20:58] <%Soulless> Cole, no bruising…
[20:59] <Klurg> "Wow because none of us have guns and we can't aim either" Fiere whispers sarcastically to Cole "but yeah, I get your point"
[20:59] <%Soulless> In fact, his throat isn't raspy, either.
[20:59] <@DSJ> "Oh, ye just need to head dawnward! I cannot take ye there, however. The journey is a goodly days journey."
[20:59] <%Soulless> He is helped up, and he leans heavily against Henry, looking dizzy.
[20:59] <%Soulless> "Y-yes. Thank you, Dan."
[20:59] <AidenEldritch> Cole frowns and ponders this.
[20:59] <Daedalus> "Right… well, we better get a move on then. Thank you kindly, sir."
[21:00] <Daedalus> He helps Rolf in that direction, whispering to him, "What the hell was that?"
[21:00] <AidenEldritch> At Henry, she whispers: "His anomaly, I'm guessin'?"
[21:01] <@DSJ> "Ye be welcome! Long days and pleasant nights, strangers!" Dan waves as you all depart
[21:01] <AidenEldritch> Cole waves back.
[21:01] <Klurg> "Same to you good sir!" Fiere says as he leaves and waves back
[21:02] <Daedalus> "Well, whatever it was did you a good number." He says to Rolf as they continue forward.
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[21:02] <%Soulless> As soon as they're out of eyesight, Rolf gets off Henry and walks like nothing's wrong.
[21:03] <@DSJ> The path forwards, presumably east, is flat and surrounded by stalks of corn and wheat. ACD to tell if that means anything
[21:03] <%Soulless> 4df+0 (+4 if it's something the Foundation would've taught him)
[21:03] <Glacon> Soulless: (+4 if it's something the Foundation would've taught him): -1 (4df+0=-, -, +, 0)
[21:03] <%Soulless> He gives a cheeky-ish smile to Henry as he does so.
[21:03] <AidenEldritch> 4df+0 [ACAD] you didn't tell us we had to be smert
[21:03] <Glacon> AidenEldritch: [ACAD] you didn't tell us we had to be smert: 0 (4df+0=+, +, -, -)
[21:04] <Daedalus> "I'll be damned, you sly fox." Henry chuckles, shaking his head.
[21:04] <@DSJ> Rolf, it means there's plants, same goes for Cole
[21:04] <Klurg> 4df+2 in the only one with academics, aren't I?
[21:04] <Glacon> Klurg: in the only one with academics, aren't I?: 2 (4df+2=-, +, -, +)
[21:04] <Daedalus> 4df+0 What
[21:04] <Glacon> Daedalus: What: -2 (4df+0=0, 0, -, -)
[21:04] <@DSJ> d3 does fiere know
[21:04] <Glacon> DSJ: does fiere know: 2 (d3=2)
[21:05] <@DSJ> Fiere, you remember corn wasn't a native crop to Europe, meaning this either isn't Europe, or their geography isn't the same.
[21:06] <Klurg> "Well, looks like we're either in the United States"
[21:06] <Klurg> "Or somewhere with similar geography
[21:06] <Klurg> "
[21:06] <Klurg> Looks like we're not in Europe*
[21:06] <Klurg> (Redact my brain derped)
[21:07] <AidenEldritch> "Maybe the wizard guy's a crop magician."
[21:07] <Klurg> "Wherever we are, it's not Europe" (that's my final statement)
[21:07] <Klurg> (No redactions from this one)
[21:07] <Daedalus> "How do you figure?"
[21:08] <Daedalus> Henry asks, as they head in the direction that the farmer indicated.
[21:08] <Klurg> "Corn isn't native to Europe"
[21:09] <AidenEldritch> (oh whoops remove the last statement, drop it here)
[21:10] <%Soulless> "Then the stranger taught them corn as well as guns."
[21:10] <Daedalus> "Good eyes." He keeps walking forward, "That revolver didn't look like any sort of make I've ever seen."
[21:10] * awayness is now known as madness_
[21:10] <%Soulless> "…"
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[21:12] <AidenEldritch> "I'm assumin' the guns we've got ain't exactly factory-standard to them, either."
[21:12] <@DSJ> It only had about 5 cylinders as far as you could tell, but the chambers were much larger than you'd usually expect. Presumably meaning they're very high caliber.
[21:12] <Daedalus> "Whatever they're loaded with could take down a bear, from the looks of it. High stopping power, low velocity."
[21:13] <Daedalus> "Means they're likely to get stuck in you if you're hit, so don't get hit."
[21:14] <%Soulless> "…We should try to be as peaceful as we can. I hope we don't have to prove the magician story again and again."
[21:14] <Daedalus> "I might have somethin' up my sleeve if I can convince 'em of the whole 'Gun magic' bit."
[21:14] <Klurg> "Not planning on getting hit, or for there to be shooting at all"
[21:15] <AidenEldritch> "Closest thing I've got to magic on me is what I've got in my medkit…"
[21:15] <@DSJ> The walk is uninterrupted for some time, at least an hour or two of travel, before… PERC
[21:15] <AidenEldritch> 4df+5 [PERC] >_>
[21:15] <Glacon> AidenEldritch: [PERC] >_>: 7 (4df+5=0, +, 0, +)
[21:15] <Klurg> 4df+4 bandits?
[21:15] <Glacon> Klurg: bandits?: 6 (4df+4=-, +, +, +)
[21:16] <%Soulless> 4df+5 perception
[21:16] <Glacon> Soulless: perception: 6 (4df+5=+, 0, 0, 0)
[21:16] <Daedalus> 4df+3 OLD MAN EYES
[21:16] <Glacon> Daedalus: OLD MAN EYES: 3 (4df+3=-, +, +, -)
[21:16] <@DSJ> 4df+8 BANDIT SNEAK
[21:16] <Glacon> DSJ: BANDIT SNEAK: 11 (4df+8=+, +, +, 0)
[21:17] <AidenEldritch> (WHAT)
[21:17] <Klurg> (Wat da fuq)
[21:17] <@DSJ> Glacon, apparently determined to fuck you all over, decides you don't see the gang of bandits in the crops
[21:18] <Klurg> (Name one of the bandits glacon pls)
[21:18] <@DSJ> They step out of them, guns raised at you, some revolvers, some lever action rifles, and one.. shotgun?
[21:18] <@DSJ> One fires into the air!
[21:18] <%Soulless> Rolf pauses at that.
[21:18] <AidenEldritch> Cole freezes.
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[21:19] <@DSJ> "Hooold it right there, ye outlanders. Ya didn't pay the toll."
[21:19] <Daedalus> Henry stops, his hand moving to rest on his revolver.
[21:19] <Klurg> Fiere looks at the bandits, rifle in hand from before, but not raising or shooting it "what would the toll be?"
[21:19] <@DSJ> "Ammo, guns, coins!"
[21:19] <%Soulless> "Okay."
[21:20] <%Soulless> "How many coins?"
[21:20] <@DSJ> "A lot!"
[21:20] <Daedalus> Henry frowns. He is /not/ giving up his revolvers.
[21:20] <%Soulless> "Okay."
[21:20] <Daedalus> He rifles through his pockets, "All I've got are, uh, a bunch of quarters."
[21:20] <Klurg> "And how many guns and coins?" Fiere is considering giving his pistol
[21:20] <%Soulless> He digs into his pockets and pulls out a bunch of change.
[21:20] <@DSJ> "We need them now, you can't just keep saying okay!"
[21:20] <Klurg> How many guns and ammo*
[21:21] <%Soulless> It's like
[21:21] <%Soulless> a ton of change.
[21:21] <@DSJ> ".. what kinda coins are those?"
[21:21] <%Soulless> He apparently likes carsh.
[21:21] <%Soulless> *cash
[21:21] <%Soulless> "From my home country."
[21:21] <Daedalus> "Wizard currency."
[21:21] <Klurg> ~Jesus Rolf how many coins?~
[21:21] <Daedalus> "You can buy spells with 'em."
[21:21] <Klurg> ~dammit the wizard act again?~
[21:21] <@DSJ> "… wizard currency?"
[21:21] <Klurg> ~stop it stop it~
[21:21] <Daedalus> "Yessiree/
[21:21] <Daedalus> "
[21:21] <@DSJ> "How do we know ye are wizards?"
[21:21] <%Soulless> "…I can do magic."
[21:22] <Daedalus> "So can I."
[21:22] <@DSJ> "Riiiight. Ye, the older lookin' man, prooove it."
[21:23] <%Soulless> Rolf steps back, and elts Henry do what he wants.
[21:23] <%Soulless> He's confused.
[21:23] <%Soulless> Henry.. he's not anomalous, right?
[21:23] <Daedalus> "Ever heard of 'Gun magic' fellas?"
[21:23] <@DSJ> "No we have not!"
[21:24] <Daedalus> "Figures. Stand back a bit…" He puts some of the coins back into his pocket, holding six silver dollars in a stack in one palm.
[21:25] <Daedalus> With a quick movement of the hand, he throws them into the air!
[21:25] <Daedalus> 4df+8 BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
[21:25] <Glacon> Daedalus: BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG: 6 (4df+8=-, -, +, -)
[21:25] <@DSJ> d8
[21:25] <Glacon> DSJ: 8 (d8=8)
[21:26] <@DSJ> You miss.
[21:27] <Daedalus> Good thing every single one except the top one already has a hole in it ;
[21:27] <Daedalus> ;|
[21:27] <@DSJ> … roll a BLUFF on that
[21:27] <@DSJ> or PERSUASION
[21:27] <@DSJ> either way you have to trick me and them
[21:28] <Daedalus> 4df+8 "Uh… missed that last one. Swear that never happens."
[21:28] <Glacon> Daedalus: "Uh… missed that last one. Swear that never happens.": 9 (4df+8=-, 0, +, +)
[21:28] <@DSJ> d10
[21:28] <Glacon> DSJ: 2 (d10=2)
[21:28] <@DSJ> They applaud you, some shooting into the air until their leader, shotgun guy, gets them to stop.
[21:29] <%Soulless> 4df+6 Rolf bluffs like he's seen this before. "Do you really have to show off every time?"
[21:29] <Glacon> Soulless: Rolf bluffs like he's seen this before. "Do you really have to show off every time?": 6 (4df+6=0, +, 0, -)
[21:29] <@DSJ> "Ye truly are a gun wizard! Ye need not mind no toll, your mercy is enough!"
[21:29] <@DSJ> d7
[21:29] <Glacon> DSJ: 3 (d7=3)
[21:29] <@DSJ> They totally believe Rolf
[21:30] <Daedalus> Henry tips his hat, "Well, we'll just be on our way."
[21:30] <Daedalus> He picks the coins up off the ground, pocketing them.
[21:31] <@DSJ> They descend back into the corn
[21:31] <%Soulless> Rolf follows.
[21:31] <%Soulless> He looks to Henry.
[21:32] <%Soulless> "…That was close."
[21:32] <Klurg> "Nice" Fiere says to Henry
[21:32] <Klurg> And to Rolf
[21:32] <Daedalus> Henry looks to Rolf, sighing deeply, "Yea. Usually don't miss the coin, though."
[21:32] <AidenEldritch> "How y'all pulled stuff like that out of your ass I have no idea, but I'm glad it worked anyway."
[21:33] <%Soulless> "…It may be better for you to practice your gun magic."
[21:33] <%Soulless> "It doesn't hurt you."
[21:33] <Daedalus> "I didn't get to ask what the heck it was you did to the farmer back there."
[21:34] <%Soulless> Loche wanted him to be open.
[21:34] <%Soulless> He clenches his jaw a little.
[21:34] <%Soulless> "I have an anomaly."
[21:35] <Daedalus> "Really?" Henry raises an eyebrow, "What exactly is it that, uh, you can do?"
[21:38] <@DSJ> Clouds start to creep across the horizon, dark and stormy
[21:40] <Klurg> "We should get a move on"
[21:40] <AidenEldritch> "Here's hopin' we get wherever we're goin' before it starts rainin'."
[21:40] <Daedalus> "… right." He agrees.
[21:40] <%Soulless> He keeps walking.
[21:40] <Daedalus> Henry doesn't press Rolf, but keeps the question in the back of his head.
[21:40] <Klurg> Fiere keeps on walking
[21:40] <Daedalus> He starts to walk at a more hurried pace.
[21:41] <%Soulless> Rolf is quiet, and sometimes he grinds his teeth, mullig it over.
[21:41] <@DSJ> It takes an hour before it starts to lightly rain, but it quickly speeds up to a heavy shower.
[21:41] <%Soulless> He talks quickly.
[21:41] <Klurg> "Well that escalated quickly" Fiere says over the downpour
[21:41] <@DSJ> Ahead however, you think you can see a town.
[21:41] <Daedalus> Henry is glad his brought his hat.
[21:41] <Daedalus> He hurries towards it!
[21:41] <Klurg> Fiere hurries to that town
[21:41] <@DSJ> AGILITY to hurry well
[21:42] <%Soulless> 4df+2 he is not a fast hurrier
[21:42] <Glacon> Soulless: he is not a fast hurrier: 1 (4df+2=+, -, 0, -)
[21:42] <Daedalus> 4df+6 COWBOY LEGS
[21:42] <Glacon> Daedalus: COWBOY LEGS: 9 (4df+6=+, 0, +, +)
[21:42] <Klurg> 4df+6 times like these I wish this was just a sprinting spec
[21:42] <Glacon> Klurg: times like these I wish this was just a sprinting spec: 5 (4df+6=+, -, 0, -)
[21:42] <AidenEldritch> 4df+3 [AGI]
[21:42] <Glacon> AidenEldritch: [AGI]: 3 (4df+3=+, -, 0, 0)
[21:42] <@DSJ> d10 quickness
[21:42] <Glacon> DSJ: quickness: 5 (d10=5)
[21:43] <Klurg> (Thank you based glacon)
[21:43] <@DSJ> Cole and Rolf get very wet, with Fiere just barely not as drenched as you reach the local in
[21:43] <@DSJ> *inn
[21:43] <AidenEldritch> :|
[21:44] <@DSJ> Henry meanwhile is barely moist at best.
[21:45] <Daedalus> He's beginning to wish he brought a coat, and is glad at his barely moistness
[21:45] <Daedalus> Henry steps into the inn.
[21:45] <AidenEldritch> Cole wrings herself out a little before she squelches into the inn.
[21:45] <Klurg> Fiere shakes off whatever water he can
[21:46] <@DSJ> The inn is lively, with a bartender busy at the bar and tables full of armed people, some playing a game with dice and cards.
[21:46] <Daedalus> Henry wipes his shoes on the mat if there is one, and removes his hat.
[21:46] <Daedalus> He approaches the bartender!
[21:46] <Daedalus> "Howdy."
[21:47] <@DSJ> "Hello! Are ye seekin' beverage or bed?"
[21:47] <AidenEldritch> "Towel."
[21:48] <Daedalus> "Well, partner, as much as I could go for a tall glass of beer, I'm afraid we've got other business. See, we're lookin' for a wizard. And, uh, a towel I suppose."
[21:49] <@DSJ> "Riiiight, right. Lord Schuut's wizard? And sure, ye can have a towel."
[21:49] <%Soulless> Rolf is sopping wet. It's very handsome, but…
[21:49] <@DSJ> AGI TO CATCH THE TOWEL COLE
[21:49] <Daedalus> "The very same, my good sir. I was hopin' you could point us in the right direction."
[21:49] <AidenEldritch> 4df+3
[21:49] <AidenEldritch> 4df+3 [AGI]
[21:49] <Glacon> AidenEldritch: [AGI]: 4 (4df+3=+, 0, 0, 0)
[21:49] <@DSJ> d5
[21:49] <Glacon> DSJ: 5 (d5=5)
[21:50] <@DSJ> It hits you in the face
[21:50] <AidenEldritch> "Least it's dryin' somethin'."
[21:50] <%Soulless> Rolf opens a hand for his towel.
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[21:50] <Klurg> "Could I get a towel too?"
[21:50] <@DSJ> They gesture towards Cole. You aren't even paying for the towel.
[21:52] <Klurg> "Guess we're sharing. You two go first, I'm not as wet"
[21:52] <@DSJ> "Right direction would be dawnwards, just alone the road. Sure ye don't want to stay? Storm may last real late into the night."
[21:52] <AidenEldritch> Cole tosses it to Rolf after she's done wringing her what there is out of her hair.
[21:53] <Klurg> "What's the fee for a night?" Fiere asks
[21:53] <Daedalus> "Well, I suppose that's up to the group." He looks to rest.
[21:53] <@DSJ> "Coin, amount varies with the value of the coin."
[21:53] <%Soulless> "…"
[21:54] <%Soulless> "I have some coins."
[21:54] <@DSJ> "Or bullets. Could also use some help round here if ye can't fully pay."
[21:54] <AidenEldritch> "Help how?"
[21:54] <%Soulless> "…We can also help."
[21:55] <@DSJ> "Need some stuff cleaned, a guy thrown out, and a cheater found. Only need two of em done."
[21:55] <%Soulless> ".."
[21:55] <%Soulless> "I can throw out the fellow. Point me?"
[21:57] <@DSJ> "Big Blaine's his name, he's in the back drunker than a fieldcat stuck in an aleshed. Big fella with the nasty double barrel revolve."
[21:57] <Klurg> "Want me to help rolf? In case things go south?"
[21:58] <Daedalus> Henry offers a handful of .45 Colt rounds, "How many 'a these for one?"
[21:58] <@DSJ> "Lil' low caliber, but with these you only gotta get the guy out."
[21:59] <Daedalus> "Right. Well, take 'em. We'll deal with your drunkard."
[21:59] <@DSJ> "Thanks, stranger. Make sure no one gets hurt."
[22:00] <%Soulless> "It;s better if I'm alone, Fiere, but if he turns for me, take him down."
[22:00] <%Soulless> Rolf begins to approach the drunk.
[22:00] <Klurg> "Will do"
[22:01] <Klurg> Fiere keeps an eye on Rolf and the drunk, but doesn't interfere
[22:01] <%Soulless> 4df+8 Rolf friendly and drunk at once as he approaches, a natural act, he stumbles and laughs a bit. "Hey there! You look like you'd be a fun drinking buddy!@"
[22:01] <Glacon> Soulless: Rolf friendly and drunk at once as he approaches, a natural act, he stumbles and laughs a bit. "Hey there! You look like you'd be a fun drinking buddy!@": 8 (4df+8=+, 0, 0, -)
[22:01] <@DSJ> d10
[22:01] <Glacon> DSJ: 8 (d10=8)
[22:02] <%Soulless> (wow)
[22:02] <@DSJ> "Get real lost, pally. Ain't in no mood to parley with the likes of ye."
[22:02] <%Soulless> He shrugs.
[22:02] <Daedalus> Henry stands by, sitting at table nearby.
[22:03] <%Soulless> 4df+6 (bluff) He sulks as he walks by. "Fine, fine, I was gonna pay for all your drinks too, and more."
[22:03] <Glacon> Soulless: (bluff) He sulks as he walks by. "Fine, fine, I was gonna pay for all your drinks too, and more.": 7 (4df+6=+, 0, +, -)
[22:03] <@DSJ> d10
[22:03] <Glacon> DSJ: 3 (d10=3)
[22:04] <@DSJ> "Ye were? Hm. I'll accept yer offer, if ye can tell me a riddle I can't solve."
[22:04] <%Soulless> Rolf looks to his crew.
[22:05] <@DSJ> Anyone who wants to, roll a d10 plus any knowledge skill to think about riddles he couldn't solve
[22:05] <Daedalus> (Can we tell a riddle we know)
[22:06] <@DSJ> (sure!)
[22:06] <Daedalus> "What's red, nailed to a wall, and whistles?" Henry comments, from his table.
[22:09] <@DSJ> d10 does he know
[22:09] <Glacon> DSJ: does he know: 3 (d10=3)
[22:09] <@DSJ> ".. right, buy me a drink then."
[22:10] <Daedalus> "He's buyin'." Henry gestures to Rolf.
[22:10] <@DSJ> The bar keeper gives you a skeptical look, Rolf
[22:10] <Daedalus> Henry hopes Rolf has a plan.
[22:11] <%Soulless> "Not here."
[22:11] <%Soulless> He shrugs. "I know a better place that just opened. Come on."
[22:11] <%Soulless> "It's a short walk."
[22:11] <@DSJ> "There's only one inn in town!"
[22:14] <%Soulless> "You think I was talking about an inn? No, just a place to drink. Like I said, it just opened. Come on."
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[22:14] <%Soulless> Rolf begins to head outside.
[22:15] <@DSJ> BLUFF check on that
[22:15] <%Soulless> 4df+6 blufffff
[22:15] <Glacon> Soulless: blufffff: 5 (4df+6=-, -, 0, +)
[22:15] <%Soulless> rip
[22:16] <@DSJ> d8
[22:16] <Glacon> DSJ: 3 (d8=3)
[22:16] <@DSJ> He follows you!
[22:17] <@DSJ> The bartender watches you lead him away!
[22:17] <Daedalus> Henry offers a few more .45 rounds for a drink.
[22:18] <@DSJ> He gets one!
[22:18] <@DSJ> PDEF for how much this effects you
[22:18] <Daedalus> 4df+3 STRONK
[22:18] <Glacon> Daedalus: STRONK: 4 (4df+3=+, 0, -, +)
[22:18] <@DSJ> d10
[22:18] <Glacon> DSJ: 8 (d10=8)
[22:19] <Daedalus> D:
[22:19] <Klurg> (Wa wa waaaa)
[22:19] <@DSJ> You feel pretty drunk from it. Maybe you should show off more gun magic!
[22:19] <%Soulless> Rolf beckons his team to follow.
[22:19] <@DSJ> Rolf, where do you lead this guy?
[22:19] <%Soulless> Outside and a little up the street.
[22:20] <Klurg> Fiere stands at the doorway and watches Rolf and the guy leaving, just in case
[22:20] <@DSJ> He follows you, wondering where this place is.
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[22:20] <%Soulless> 4df+3 (str) he grabs his rope and tries to surprise!!!! subdue the fellow.
[22:20] <Glacon> Soulless: (str) he grabs his rope and tries to surprise!!!! subdue the fellow.: 2 (4df+3=-, 0, 0, 0)
[22:20] <%Soulless> wow
[22:20] <%Soulless> rip him
[22:20] <@DSJ> SNK to slip away, AGI to just run-
[22:20] <@DSJ> d5+3 what's his strength
[22:20] <Glacon> DSJ: what's his strength: 7 (d5+3=4)
[22:21] <@DSJ> 4df+7 riiiiip
[22:21] <Glacon> DSJ: riiiiip: 6 (4df+7=0, 0, -, 0)
[22:21] <Daedalus> "Woo… this stuff is strong! Almost better than >hic< Whiskey… Heh, yea… you know, I'm a gun wizard…" He informs the bartender, slurring his words, "I can do all sortsa… >Hic<… gun magics…"
[22:21] <@DSJ> Rolf, you utterly fail
[22:21] <Klurg> Fiere rushes out to help Rolf after seeing this epic failure
[22:21] <@DSJ> AGI to AVOID GETTING SHOT
[22:21] <@DSJ> Fiere
[22:22] <@DSJ> and Rolf
[22:22] <Klurg> 4df+6 but gravy
[22:22] <Glacon> Klurg: but gravy: 4 (4df+6=0, 0, -, -)
[22:22] <@DSJ> d3+3 what about his gunsmanship
[22:22] <Glacon> DSJ: what about his gunsmanship: 6 (d3+3=3)
[22:22] <@DSJ> Glacon good lord
[22:22] <%Soulless> wow this
[22:23] <@DSJ> 4df+6 shot at Fiere
[22:23] <Glacon> DSJ: shot at Fiere: 4 (4df+6=+, -, -, -)
[22:23] <AidenEldritch> …
[22:23] <Klurg> 4df+5 pdef for bullets
[22:23] <@DSJ> 4df+6 shot at Rolf
[22:23] <Glacon> Klurg: pdef for bullets: 2 (4df+5=-, -, 0, -)
[22:23] <Glacon> DSJ: shot at Rolf: 8 (4df+6=+, +, -, +)
[22:23] <%Soulless> 4df+4 he's gonna fucking die
[22:23] <Glacon> Soulless: he's gonna fucking die: 6 (4df+4=+, -, +, +)
[22:24] <@DSJ> Fiere takes a nasty blow for 1 damage, as does Rolf
[22:24] <AidenEldritch> Cole hears the commotion from inside the bar and gets ready to sneak-attack a motherfucker.
[22:24] <@DSJ> The bar grows very quiet, and the bartender stares outside
[22:24] <Daedalus> Henry hears the sound of the struggle, and drunkenly unholsters a revlover.
[22:25] <Daedalus> "Hold that thought." He stumbles outside
[22:25] <AidenEldritch> Cole gently pushes Henry's gun hand doooown. "You're in no shape to be shootin' anythin', sir."
[22:25] <Klurg> 4df+6 Fiere shoots the asshole in his gun hand
[22:25] <Glacon> Klurg: Fiere shoots the asshole in his gun hand: 6 (4df+6=+, 0, -, 0)
[22:25] <%Soulless> Rolf was hoping to have this not come to blows.
[22:25] <@DSJ> SNK Cole to sneak attack
[22:25] <AidenEldritch> 4df+4 [SNK]
[22:25] <Glacon> AidenEldritch: [SNK]: 5 (4df+4=-, +, +, 0)
[22:25] <@DSJ> d3+2 AGI
[22:26] <Glacon> DSJ: AGI: 3 (d3+2=1)
[22:26] <@DSJ> 4df+3 bullet dodge
[22:26] <Glacon> DSJ: bullet dodge: 2 (4df+3=0, -, 0, 0)
[22:26] <%Soulless> 4df+5 he shoots in the knee.
[22:26] <Glacon> Soulless: he shoots in the knee.: 5 (4df+5=+, 0, -, 0)
[22:26] <@DSJ> d4+3 PDEF
[22:26] <Glacon> DSJ: PDEF: 5 (d4+3=2)
[22:27] <@DSJ> 4df+5
[22:27] <Glacon> DSJ: 6 (4df+5=0, +, +, -)
[22:27] <@DSJ> 4df+5
[22:27] <Glacon> DSJ: 8 (4df+5=+, +, 0, +)
[22:27] <@DSJ> Neither of you manage to hurt him!
[22:27] <@DSJ> He doesn't notice Cole, though
[22:27] <Klurg> (I rolled a 6 and he rolled a 5 in pdef)
[22:27] <Klurg> (I was aiming for his gun hand)
[22:28] <Daedalus> Henry stumbles out to greet the man, "Hold up! Hold up! Everyone >hic< hold up!"
[22:28] <@DSJ> (that was for his pdef number)
[22:28] <Klurg> (Ah)
[22:28] <AidenEldritch> 4df+5 [MEL] because if they're so obsessed with guns, she'll see how they take one to the back of the head.
[22:28] <Glacon> AidenEldritch: [MEL] because if they're so obsessed with guns, she'll see how they take one to the back of the head.: 4 (4df+5=-, -, +, 0)
[22:28] <Klurg> (Oh duck me he's an alternate universe swordsman)
[22:28] <AidenEldritch> Fucking tremendously apparently, Glacon.
[22:28] <Daedalus> "Just calm down for a moment, will… will ya! There's… there's no need to >hic< shoot anymore"
[22:29] <@DSJ> 4df+5
[22:29] <Glacon> DSJ: 3 (4df+5=-, -, 0, 0)
[22:29] <@DSJ> Cole does .5 damage and….
[22:29] <Daedalus> "EVERYONE CALM THE FUCK DOWN!"
[22:29] <@DSJ> d10
[22:29] <Glacon> DSJ: 10 (d10=10)
[22:29] <AidenEldritch> WHAT
[22:29] <@DSJ> Blaine passes out
[22:29] <@DSJ> from it
[22:29] <@DSJ> He was really, really drunk.
[22:30] <AidenEldritch> "He's calmed the fuck down."
[22:30] <Daedalus> "What the fuck was that?!"
[22:30] <@DSJ> Congratulations, you solved my alcoholic puzzle!"
[22:30] <@DSJ> *-"
[22:31] <Daedalus> "We didn't need to fuckin' shoot the fucker! Coulda just asked him to fuckin' leave, assholes." Henry drunkenly reholsters his revolver, which takes a few times, "Goddamnit."
[22:31] <@DSJ> The bartender yells out that you got the room and asks you to not shoot anyone else
[22:32] <Klurg> "He attacked me and Rolf first"
[22:32] <AidenEldritch> Cole cracks her knuckles. "Can we argue about this when we get back inside?"
[22:32] <Daedalus> "Really? Rolf, what exactly was yer plan once you get 'em out here?"
[22:32] <@DSJ> It keeps raining really hard
[22:33] <AidenEldritch> "It's rainin' and I think I'm gonna catch pneumonia if you assholes keep slapfightin' out here."
[22:33] <Daedalus> Henry keeps yelling, rain be damned.
[22:33] <%Soulless> Rolf heads back.
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[22:33] <%Soulless> Rolf looks sad as he's yelled at.
[22:33] <Daedalus> "Someone pick up the big fella, don't want him to drown passed out in the street like that."
[22:33] <@DSJ> You find the room small, with only two beds, but otherwise dry and warm.
[22:34] <%Soulless> He goes and picks him up, ties him up and puts him somewhere out of the rain.
[22:34] <%Soulless> He heads back and dries up and settles down, quiet.
[22:34] <AidenEldritch> As soon as Rolf's done with his well-practiced bondage techniques, Cole starts fussing about the bullet wounds.
[22:34] <@DSJ> STR TO CARRY BLAI-nah you do it
[22:34] <Klurg> Fiere heads backs inside
[22:34] <Klurg> Back*
[22:34] <Daedalus> Henry throws himself on the bed, taking off his vest, gunbelt, and hat to hang them up. Summarily, he passes out.
[22:34] <AidenEldritch> 4df+6 [MED] to bandage Rolf's wounds (probably for flavour mostly)
[22:34] <Glacon> AidenEldritch: [MED] to bandage Rolf's wounds (probably for flavour mostly): 5 (4df+6=-, 0, +, -)
[22:35] <AidenEldritch> 4df+6 [MED] turning to Fiere
[22:35] <Glacon> AidenEldritch: [MED] turning to Fiere: 7 (4df+6=+, +, 0, -)
[22:35] <%Soulless> Rolf lets himself be bandaged, but stays quiet and sad.
[22:35] <Klurg> "Thanks"
[22:36] <AidenEldritch> "Just don't pull stupid shit like that next time, alright?"
[22:36] <%Soulless> He doesn't take one of the beds, and hangs his wet clothes up to dry. He grabs some extra sheets and curls up in a corner somewhere. "…Okay…"
[22:36] <%Soulless> He wishes Three were here.
[22:36] <Klurg> "I'll try to stay out of trouble"
[22:36] <@DSJ> Rolf gets no heals, but Fiere gets .5 health back
[22:37] <@DSJ> The storm passes in the night as you all sleep.
[22:37] <%Soulless> Rolf then just settles down, injured.
[22:38] <%Soulless> He doesn't sleep well.
[22:38] <AidenEldritch> Cole takes the floor to sleep.
[22:38] <Klurg> Fiere sleps (any of that one health per day gained back?)
[22:38] <@DSJ> d100 over 50 and yes
[22:38] <Glacon> DSJ: over 50 and yes: 57 (d100=57)
[22:38] <@DSJ> It is!
[22:40] <@DSJ> What do you all do in the morning
[22:41] <AidenEldritch> Cole probably starts asking around the town for pointers to Lord Schuut's castle.
[22:41] <Klurg> Fiere wakes up, eats from his rations
[22:41] <Klurg> The he asks directions for the wizards
[22:41] <Klurg> For the wizard*
[22:41] <Klurg> To the wizard*
[22:41] <Klurg> (I can type I promise)
[22:41] <AidenEldritch> We're off to see the wizard
[22:41] <%Soulless> Rolf is quiet.
[22:41] <%Soulless> He puts on his dried clothes.
[22:42] <@DSJ> They're told again it's just dawnwards down the road, or East in your non whimsical parlance
[22:42] <Daedalus> Henry dunks himself in a bucket of cold water
[22:42] <@DSJ> d10 WATER COLDNESS
[22:42] <Glacon> DSJ: WATER COLDNESS: 1 (d10=1)
[22:42] <AidenEldritch> (IT'S BOILING)
[22:42] <@DSJ> The water is actually boiling
[22:42] <@DSJ> PDEF
[22:43] <Daedalus> 4df+3 GOL DARNIT
[22:43] <Glacon> Daedalus: GOL DARNIT: 5 (4df+3=0, +, 0, +)
[22:43] <@DSJ> It hurts but you don't get real damage
[22:43] <@DSJ> You're also very awake!
[22:44] <%Soulless> Rolf follows along, all quiet.
[22:44] <Daedalus> He shouts in pain! He doesn't remember much about last night, and clips on his gunbelt and other clothing. "Right… never gonna drink that again."
[22:44] <AidenEldritch> Cole starts trekking off eastwards, then.
[22:44] <Daedalus> "What happened last night?" He asks as they set off, "We get that guy to leave?"
[22:44] <@DSJ> Do you guys not eat or get water or anything?
[22:45] <Daedalus> Henry grabs a sandwich.
[22:45] <Daedalus> If there are sandwiches
[22:45] <AidenEldritch> Cole grabs a canteen or two of water and a fantasy sandwich
[22:45] <@DSJ> There's sourdoughish bread pocket things with meat and cheese in them
[22:45] <@DSJ> The water is free because you guys didn't kill Blaine
[22:46] <Daedalus> He takes one, handing over a few more bullets.
[22:46] <Klurg> Fiere already ate from his rations
[22:46] <AidenEldritch> Cole smugs a little bit at that but says nothing otherwise
[22:46] <Klurg> But he gets some food and refills his water, just in case
[22:46] <Klurg> He pays for it with whatever ammunition his pistol carries
[22:47] <@DSJ> They smirk at how small it is
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[22:47] <Daedalus> "It's not about the size of the bullet, s'how you use it." he pats Fiere on the back.
[22:47] <%Soulless> Rolf sips a bit of food and eats very small amounts. If he can, he tries to persuade someone to give him some out of pity, given his injuries amnd a sad story about his little pilgrimage.
[22:48] <Klurg> Fiere shrugs "never really saw the appeal in big anyways"
[22:48] <Klurg> "It'll kill you either way, unless you're looking for stopping power"
[22:48] <@DSJ> The journey after you all eat and such is peaceful, and after a few hours you see a castle on the horizon
[22:49] <Daedalus> Henry whistles a merry tune as they go, "You know, this place isn't half bad."
[22:49] <@DSJ> With huge mortars on the walls that kinda look pistols
[22:50] <Klurg> "Dang, this place really likes their guns"
[22:51] <Daedalus> Henry nods, "Wonder if they made them themselves, or someone else had somethin' to do with it."
[22:52] <%Soulless> "Someone else."
[22:52] <AidenEldritch> "I'm guessin' someone else had somethin' to do with it."
[22:54] <Klurg> Fiere keeps on walking to the castle, enjoying the sights
[22:54] <@DSJ> Eventually, you arrive at the gates, which bear an insignia of a crude scoped rifle and a horse
[22:55] <Daedalus> Henry steps through the gates if he can!
[22:56] <AidenEldritch> 4df+5 [PERC] to look for anyone around?
[22:56] <Glacon> AidenEldritch: [PERC] to look for anyone around?: 6 (4df+5=-, 0, +, +)
[22:56] <@DSJ> They're open enough for that, but he's stopped by a guard wielding a rifle that looks like an AK
[22:56] <AidenEldritch> Well that settles that.
[22:57] <Daedalus> He stops, "Howdy."
[22:57] <Klurg> (are they gonna ask us for the airspeed of an unladen swallow?)
[22:57] <@DSJ> "Halt! Who be ye?"
[22:57] <Klurg> Airspeed velocity*
[22:58] <%Soulless> "…travelers… here to see the wizard."
[22:58] <AidenEldritch> "He's a gun wizard."
[22:58] <Daedalus> "That's right, we're here to see the wizard."
[22:59] <@DSJ> "What business have ye with high Magician Smithe of Wesson?"
[22:59] <AidenEldritch> ~…Smithe of Wesson… that's a /terrible/ pun…~
[23:00] <Daedalus> "Well… I think there's no need to be false anymore."
[23:00] <Daedalus> He looks to the rest of you.
[23:01] <Daedalus> "These folks don't seem like the farm folk."
[23:01] <AidenEldritch> "The truth? You mean, 'We're lookin' for a magician because a notebook in an empty room given to us by some schmuck I've never seen or talked to told us to after dumpin' us back in time?'"
[23:01] <@DSJ> "That don't sound like the truth."
[23:02] <AidenEldritch> "Exactly!"
[23:02] <@DSJ> "If ye are here to best him in combat for the realm staff, just say ye are."
[23:02] <Klurg> "No, no, we do not want combat, we just want to get home"
[23:02] <Daedalus> "Can we just talk to 'em?"
[23:02] <Klurg> "Cole, tell them the truth, but don't overcomplicate it, please"
[23:03] <AidenEldritch> "What the fuck do you mean /don't overcomplicate it/? It's a complicated goddamn story no matter how you spin it!"
[23:03] <@DSJ> "…" The guard thinks
[23:03] <Daedalus> "We're travellers from another world, we got stuck here somehow, and we need the wizard's help to get back."
[23:03] <Daedalus> "That's how you simplify."
[23:03] <Klurg> "It can be simplified into 'we want to get home' very easily"
[23:03] <Klurg> "Thank you Henry"
[23:04] <@DSJ> "Oh! Ye must be the quartet of jesters Lord Schuut sent for!"
[23:04] <%Soulless> "I've met Tyler. He's a good fellow."
[23:04] <Daedalus> "Just look at us," He adresses the guard, "We don't exactly-" He pinches the bridge of his nose.
[23:04] <AidenEldritch> "…"
[23:04] <Klurg> "W-wa"
[23:04] <%Soulless> "Yes, okay."
[23:04] <AidenEldritch> "Sure."
[23:04] <Daedalus> "Sure, why not."
[23:04] <AidenEldritch> "We'll go with that."
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[23:04] <Klurg> Fiere facepalms
[23:04] <Klurg> But says nothing
[23:05] <@DSJ> "I did not recognize ye without the traditional garb, but M'lord did say he was looking for comedy unlike any other. Right this way!"
[23:05] <Daedalus> Henry follows behind.
[23:06] <Klurg> (Can I use inspiring tune to reduce stress?) …(jk)
[23:07] <AidenEldritch> "…Do… do any of you know any jokes?…
[23:08] <Daedalus> "This whole situation seems like one." Henry whispers, "I know some cowboy jokes, but I don't know if they'll get 'em."
[23:08] <Klurg> "My life"
[23:08] <@DSJ> You're led into the castle, and to a large building within the walls, adorned in statues office a muscular, possibly Austrian man, wielding very heavy weaponry.
[23:08] <Klurg> "It's the best joke of all"
[23:08] <AidenEldritch> Cole jabs Fiere in the ribs.
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[23:08] <Klurg> Fiere gives her a smile
[23:08] <Daedalus> Henry approaches, "Evenin'"
[23:08] <Klurg> "Come on Cole, I'm just jesting"
[23:09] <Klurg> He jokes some more, trying to get into the joking mood
[23:09] <@DSJ> Inside the building is a dining hall and throne room of modest size, the walls adorned in tapestries and crests
[23:10] <Daedalus> Henry whistles impressedly, "Quite the place you got here."
[23:10] <@DSJ> On the throne sits an imposing man, dressed in fine clothes. Next to him stands a wimpy guy in a robe with… PERC
[23:10] <AidenEldritch> 4df+5 [PERC]
[23:10] <Glacon> AidenEldritch: [PERC]: 4 (4df+5=-, 0, -, +)
[23:10] <Daedalus> 4df+3 OLD MAN EYES
[23:10] <Glacon> Daedalus: OLD MAN EYES: 5 (4df+3=-, +, +, +)
[23:11] <Klurg> 4df+4 durn kids
[23:11] <Glacon> Klurg: durn kids: 6 (4df+4=+, -, +, +)
[23:13] <@DSJ> d8
[23:13] <Glacon> DSJ: 2 (d8=2)
[23:13] <%Soulless> 4df+5 ??
[23:13] <Glacon> Soulless: ??: 6 (4df+5=-, +, 0, +)
[23:13] <@DSJ> It's incredibly apparent to all of you he's holding a shitty plastic staff with a fake gem glued on it
[23:14] <@DSJ> It seems to radiate with some kind of energy, but it's doubtful the staff itself fuels it
[23:15] <%Soulless> 4df+3 he Looks.
[23:15] <Glacon> Soulless: he Looks.: 3 (4df+3=0, -, 0, +)
[23:15] <%Soulless> 4df+2 vs himself
[23:15] <Glacon> Soulless: vs himself: 2 (4df+2=-, +, 0, 0)
[23:15] <@DSJ> At who?
[23:16] <AidenEldritch> (Probably at magicboy)
[23:18] <@DSJ> (Soulless?)
[23:18] <%Soulless> Magicboy.
[23:19] <@DSJ> He's very worried they'll know he's a fraud.
[23:20] <Daedalus> Henry approaches, "So, uh… you're the lord then?"
[23:20] <Klurg> (What did the paper say again? So I can know what we have to do)
[23:20] <@DSJ> (get home maybe win this guy over)
[23:21] <AidenEldritch> 10:31 AM <@DSJ> 'Anyways, it now leads to an alternate dimension full of gun nuts. They're still technically medieval, but they're very well armed. You should be able to get back if you can find the local lord's court magician, and hopefully you can convince them into an alliance. It'll pay off later'
[23:21] <Daedalus> (The court wizard would help us get home, and to try to form an alliance.)
[23:21] <Klurg> (Thanks)
[23:21] <@DSJ> "AYE, I AM LORD SCHUUT!" He says, jovial, "I APOLOGIZE FOR ME VOLUME!"
[23:22] <@DSJ> "WHAT DO YE WANT? ARE YE THE JESTERS I SENT FOR?"
[23:22] <Daedalus> Henry cocks his head back, "Uh… good to meet you. We're not exactly jesters, no."
[23:22] <@DSJ> The guard looks confused, the one who brought you in here
[23:22] <Klurg> "Sir, we wish to propose an alliance, and we need your help getting back home"
[23:23] <Daedalus> "We were dropped in this world of yours, and were hoping that your court wizard could help us home."
[23:24] <@DSJ> "YE SHALL BE PERMITTED THESE THINGS IF YE HAVE SOMETHING TO BARGAIN, OR YE CAN PROVE YER WORTH AS GUNSMEN AND EARN ME FAVOR. I OFFER NO OTHER DEALS."
[23:24] <Daedalus> "Alright… how can we prove this to you?"
[23:25] <Daedalus> "Also…" He turns back to the group, "Do we have anything to bargain?"
[23:25] <%Soulless> Rolf raises a hand.
[23:25] <%Soulless> He talks lowly.
[23:25] <@DSJ> "FEATS O'MARKSMANSHIP AND PHYSICAL PROWESS- YES, LAD?"
[23:25] <%Soulless> "I need a word with you privately."
[23:25] <@DSJ> "WHY WOULD THAT BE, LAD?"
[23:26] <Klurg> "We have our marksmanship" Fiere whispers to Henry
[23:26] <%Soulless> "Because I know soemthing of you."
[23:26] <Klurg> "We could prove ourselves like that"
[23:26] <Daedalus> "Well, if it's marksmanship you wanna see, I can oblige."
[23:26] <@DSJ> "DO YE? WHAT DO YE KNOW ABOUT ME LAD?"
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[23:27] <%Soulless> "You would hate for me to say."
[23:28] <Klurg> ~maybe that you're probably a fraud?~ Fiere thinks, looking at the fake scepter
[23:28] <@DSJ> (Soulless you're talking to the lord not the wizard)
[23:28] <%Soulless> oh
[23:28] <%Soulless> redact
[23:28] <@DSJ> "YE SAY YE HAVE MARKSMANSHIP?"
[23:28] <%Soulless> "I need a word with you, but really, I'd just like to talk to the wizard."
[23:28] <Daedalus> Henry unholsters his revolver, "Yessir."
[23:28] <%Soulless> "I think I can convince him to talk to you on our behalf."
[23:30] <@DSJ> "LAD, YE CAN TALK WITH SMITHE IF YE WISH, BUT THE REST OF US SHALL HEAD TO THE COURTYARD TO SEE IF YON FRIENDS ARE GUNSMEN."
[23:30] <@DSJ> (people who wanna try shooting contests, tt)
[23:30] <Daedalus> He nods, heading to the courtyard if they're lead
[23:31] <AidenEldritch> Cole stays with Rolf as muscle in case the wizard snaps.
[23:34] <%Soulless> Rolf heads to the wizard.
[23:35] <@DSJ> The wizard nervously backs up and trips on his robe
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[23:37] <%Soulless> He smiles.
[23:37] <%Soulless> A sweet smile.
[23:37] <%Soulless> He kneels on one knee. "Come close, please."
[23:37] <@DSJ> "…. no thanks I'm just gonna stay here."
[23:38] <@DSJ> This guy sounds distinctly modern and not fantastical
[23:39] <%Soulless> "Come close or I'll tell someone something about you."
[23:39] <@DSJ> "… oh fuck you guys are from Earth."
[23:39] <%Soulless> "Yes."
[23:39] <AidenEldritch> "Yup."
[23:39] <@DSJ> He doesn't budge, but he doesn't move away either
[23:40] <%Soulless> He approaches closely.
[23:41] <@DSJ> "…." Magic guy doesn't speak
[23:42] <%Soulless> He kneels and whispers.
[23:43] <%Soulless> "You're not really magic."
[23:43] <@DSJ> "Duh?"
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[23:43] <@DSJ> "I mean this staff is literally plastic of course I'm not."
[23:46] <%Soulless> "Do I need to tell someone about it?"
[23:46] <AidenEldritch> "I'm wonderin' how you convinced them you're magic, if that's the case."
[23:47] <@DSJ> Rolf gets panickedly teleport zapped
[23:48] <@DSJ> "Because I can do that!"
[23:48] <AidenEldritch> "…Holy shit."
[23:49] <%Soulless> Rolf is gone!
[23:49] <%Soulless> AAAA
[23:49] <@DSJ> "I mean… the staff actually does it I just know how to use it."
[23:49] * tretter is now known as tretterSleep
[23:49] <@DSJ> "This place doesn't actually have magic. Not natively."
[23:50] * Soulless is now known as Soulless|dreamin
[23:50] <AidenEldritch> "So you had to… bring your own, I guess?"
[23:51] <@DSJ> "Yea, yea. I'm not magic either, I'm just good at making stuff with it.."
[23:52] <@DSJ> "I was uh, sent here by a guy."
[23:52] <@DSJ> "To put this land into war using the most volatile lord, through advising and stuff."
[23:53] <AidenEldritch> Cole nods. "And occasionally teleportin' people into god-knows-where?"
[23:54] <@DSJ> "I mean, that just sent him back to earth.."
[23:54] <@DSJ> "But anyways, this guy is kinda nuts."
[23:54] <@DSJ> "Both the guy who told me to do this and lord Schuut."
[23:55] <@DSJ> "Buuuuut, if your buddy wins out there, you might be able to get him to make peace."
[23:55] <AidenEldritch> "Lemme guess. Weird guy who told you to do this, his name 'Chris'?"
[23:56] <@DSJ> ".. yea. He rescued me from this place with a bunch of clowns, I got stuck there after going to a novelty hotel."
[23:57] <AidenEldritch> "…a bunch of clowns, you said?"
[23:57] <@DSJ> "Crazy, right?"
[23:57] <AidenEldritch> "He was gonna do the same thing to us."
[23:58] <@DSJ> "Thank God he didn't, I'm going to have night terrors for decades. I mean, I'm just scared all the time now…"
[23:59] <AidenEldritch> "I don't blame you."
[23:59] <@DSJ> "I'm not actually named Smith, by the way. I'm actually Greg."
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[00:00] <AidenEldritch> "I figured. Did ya really have to be so obvious with the pun?"
[00:00] <@DSJ> "I… thought it was clever."
[00:04] <AidenEldritch> "Ehhhhh."
[00:05] <@DSJ> "… so do you guys just want to go back?"
[00:08] <AidenEldritch> "That'd be nice."
[00:09] <AidenEldritch> "Maybe we could get the lord to stand down 'fore we leave?"
[00:09] <@DSJ> ".. yeah, maybe."
[00:10] <@DSJ> "I think I won't have enough magic to send myself back with you guys."
[00:10] <@DSJ> "But I might have enough for a small permanent portal-thing."
[00:10] <AidenEldritch> "That'll work fine."
[00:12] <Daedalus> Henry walks with the Lord back into the throne room, "Well, the kind with our Foundation. If you think my gunplay was impressive, then you'll be blown away by what the rest of my compatriots can do."
[00:13] <@DSJ> "WOULD I, EH? SMITHE, BRING ME THE KNIGHTLY REVOLVERS AND THEIR BELT. I HAVE FOUND AN EMISSARY."
[00:14] <@DSJ> Doug hurries to grab those
[00:16] <@DSJ> (poke)
[00:17] <Daedalus> Henry holsters his revolvers, crossing his arms
[00:17] <Daedalus> "Well, besides that, we need help gettin' back home."
[00:17] <AidenEldritch> Cole taps Henry on the shoulder. "…Smithe's got that covered, don't worry."
[00:18] <Klurg> "Huh, this wo-" Fiere stops mid sentence, realizing how he almost jinxed the mission
[00:19] <@DSJ> Greg returns with two shining, very high caliber revolvers, with wooden, smooth grips and a set of elegant black leather holsters
[00:19] <@DSJ> "KNEEL BEFORE ME AND YE SHALL RECEIVE YER TITLE."
[00:19] <Daedalus> Henry's eyes widen. You almost see the hairs on his mustache stand up on end.
[00:20] <Daedalus> He falls to his knees almost thoughtlessly.
[00:20] <AidenEldritch> ~Like a schoolboy with a crush.~
[00:21] <@DSJ> "OUTLANDER, I PRONOUNCE THEE EMISSARY OF SCHUUT KEEP, SO YE CAN BE OUR STEWARD AND MESSENGER WITH OTHER REALMS."
[00:21] <@DSJ> He's handed the guns and holsters
[00:21] <Daedalus> Henry takes it as if it were holy.
[00:22] <@DSJ> They're very well made
[00:22] <Klurg> Fiere resists the urge to roll his eyes
[00:22] <@DSJ> "WEAR THESE ARMAMENTS WITH PRIDE, GUNSLINGER."
[00:23] <@DSJ> "NOW, YOU MENTIONED A WAY HOME AND AN ALLIANCE?"
[00:27] <Daedalus> "Uh… uh yea…"
[00:27] <Daedalus> He's too enamored by the firearms to stutter out a coherent sentence, "Yea… we, uh, need to get home…"
[00:28] <@DSJ> "AND THE ALLIANCE? SMITHE, PREPARE A PORTAL FOR THEM."
[00:28] <@DSJ> Greg makes a portal… back to the briefing room!
[00:28] <Daedalus> "The… the Foundation… we're the Foundation, and, uh, we have guns… and other such stuff…"
[00:29] <AidenEldritch> "Lots of guns. Like, really really big guns."
[00:29] <@DSJ> "EXCELLENT. WE SHALL SEND MEN OVER TO SURVEY AT SOME POINT."
[00:29] <@DSJ> "I HOPE OUR ALLIANCE WILL BENEFIT US BOTH."
[00:29] <Daedalus> Henry bows to the Lord, "Thanks again."
[00:29] <@DSJ> "YOU ARE WELCOME, EMISSARY."
[00:30] <Daedalus> Giddy as a schoolboy, Henry hops through the portal!
[00:30] <AidenEldritch> Cole gives Greg a wave and steps through.
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[00:31] <Klurg> Fiere heads in "thanks for all the help you guys"
[00:31] <@DSJ> Greg follows Fiere through after giving a line about checking things out.
[00:32] <@DSJ> The portal remains open, and containment sends guards later on to guard it. Greg is put in containment for monitoring. ~FIN~ FOR NOW
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[23:30] Topic for #tooltime: Does everybody know what time it is? | Outside World, Events, General Overflow, Training
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[23:30] <Daedalus> Henry heads to the courtyard!
[23:30] <@DSJ> LORD SCHUUT FOLLOWS HIM AND THE OTHERS OUT
[23:31] <Klurg> Fiere follows behind
[23:33] <@DSJ> "ARE YE READY (KIDS)? MY GUARDS SHALL BRING OUT TARGETS FOR YE SO WE CAN ENTER THE FIRST ROUND OF THE COMPETITION!"
[23:34] <Klurg> Fiere nods
[23:34] <Daedalus> "Alright."
[23:34] <Daedalus> Henry unholsters his revolver,
[23:34] <@DSJ> give me a 4dRANGED
[23:34] <Klurg> Fiere gets his pistol out
[23:34] <Klurg> 4df+6 pew
[23:34] <Glacon> Klurg: pew: 8 (4df+6=+, +, +, -)
[23:35] <@DSJ> (Klurg that's not what I meant)
[23:35] <Klurg> (Oh)
[23:35] <@DSJ> Targets are thrown from the tops of the walls
[23:35] <Klurg> (Ohhhhhh)
[23:35] <Klurg> 4d6
[23:35] <Glacon> Klurg: 11 (4d6=1, 4, 1, 5)
[23:35] <Daedalus> 4d8
[23:35] <Glacon> Daedalus: 20 (4d8=4, 5, 4, 7)
[23:36] <@DSJ> 8d8
[23:36] <Glacon> DSJ: 31 (8d8=3, 4, 8, 5, 2, 2, 5, 2)
[23:36] <@DSJ> 4 out of 8 targets are shot!
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[23:36] <@DSJ> "YOUNG LAD, ARE YE SURE YE CAN SHOOT WELL?"
[23:38] <Klurg> "Yeah, just a bit off today"
[23:38] <Klurg> "Don't worry about it sir"
[23:38] <Klurg> (Are the targets staying still?)
[23:38] <@DSJ> "WE SHALL DO ONE MORE ROUND OF THIS. WHOEVER GETS SIX TARGETS IN TOTAL SHALL CONTINUE ON!"
[23:38] <Daedalus> (They were thrown)
[23:38] <AidenEldritch> (1:35 PM <@DSJ> Targets are thrown from the tops of the walls)
[23:38] <AidenEldritch> (Unless gravity wasn't invented back then)
[23:39] <Klurg> (Do they count for the advancing enemy spec or nah?)
[23:40] <@DSJ> (they're like, skeet targets so no)
[23:40] <@DSJ> 4d ranged again6
[23:40] <@DSJ> *!
[23:40] <Daedalus> 4df8 BANG BANG BANG
[23:40] <Daedalus> 4d8 BANG BANG BANG
[23:40] <Glacon> Daedalus: BANG BANG BANG: 9 (4d8=4, 2, 1, 2)
[23:41] <Klurg> 4d8 bang son
[23:41] <Glacon> Klurg: bang son: 19 (4d8=6, 6, 6, 1)
[23:41] <@DSJ> 8d8
[23:41] <Glacon> DSJ: 43 (8d8=4, 6, 1, 7, 8, 2, 7, 8)
[23:42] <Klurg> (Make that 4d6
[23:42] <Daedalus> (.~.)
[23:42] <Klurg> (I did wrong math)
[23:42] <Klurg> 4d6 correct bang
[23:42] <Glacon> Klurg: correct bang: 12 (4d6=5, 2, 2, 3)
[23:42] <Klurg> (Sorry)
[23:42] <Klurg> (My brain went derp)
[23:42] <@DSJ> "..WE SHALL REDO THAT BECAUSE THIS IS QUITE ENTERTAINING."
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[23:44] <Daedalus> 4d8 BANG BANG BANG BANG RELOAD
[23:44] <Glacon> Daedalus: BANG BANG BANG BANG RELOAD: 21 (4d8=4, 8, 8, 1)
[23:44] <Klurg> 4d6 let me bang you
[23:44] <Glacon> Klurg: let me bang you: 9 (4d6=3, 4, 1, 1)
[23:44] <@DSJ> 8d8
[23:44] <Glacon> DSJ: 35 (8d8=3, 7, 6, 2, 2, 7, 7, 1)
[23:45] <@DSJ> "THE OLDER LAD WINS!"
[23:45] <Daedalus> Henry does some impressive gun flips as he reholsters his weapon.
[23:45] <Klurg> "Good job Henry. You're a crack shot" Fiere says, extending his hand for a handshake
[23:46] <Daedalus> He shakes the hand, "I didn't spend years shootin' bottles for nothin'."
[23:48] <@DSJ> "NEXT, WE SHALL TEST HIS DISTANCE SKILL!"
[23:49] <@DSJ> "YE MUST SHOOT A BIRD FROM THE SKY."
[23:49] <Daedalus> "… I beg your pardon?"
[23:49] * tretter is now known as tretterSleep
[23:50] <@DSJ> "YE HEARD ME."
[23:50] <@DSJ> "RELEASE THE PIGEONS, GUARD WILCOX!"
[23:50] * Soulless is now known as Soulless|dreamin
[23:50] <@DSJ> A cloud of pigeons is released
[23:50] <Daedalus> "I did… alright…" He pulls a lever action rifle from his back, taking aim, "When are we- oh!"
[23:51] <Daedalus> 4d5 BANG BANG BANG
[23:51] <Glacon> Daedalus: BANG BANG BANG: 15 (4d5=1, 5, 5, 4)
[23:53] <@DSJ> 18d7
[23:53] <Glacon> DSJ: 71 (18d7=4, 7, 7, 6, 4, 5, 2, 2, 1, 3, 6, 3, 3, 7, 1, 1, 2, 7)
[23:53] <@DSJ> He gets 3!
[23:53] <@DSJ> You have time for 4 more shots
[23:54] <Daedalus> 4d5 AAAHHH
[23:54] <Klurg> ~of all the targets, why pigeons? This is animal cruelty~
[23:54] <Glacon> Daedalus: AAAHHH: 12 (4d5=3, 2, 2, 5)
[23:55] <@DSJ> 4 are killed
[23:56] <@DSJ> "NINE, EH? RESPECTABLE! ARE YE READY FOR THE FINAL TASK?"
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[23:59] <Daedalus> "… I suppose…" Henry says, reloading.
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[00:00] <@DSJ> "YE SHALL WIN IF YE CAN SCALE A WALL, JUMP OFF, AND HIT A TARGET."
[00:01] <Daedalus> "…" He blinks, "I'm pushin' 50, you know this right?"
[00:01] <Klurg> "Can I try this one?" Fiere asks
[00:02] <@DSJ> "LAD, I AM WELL INTO MY EIGHTH DECADE, AND I'M AS FIT AS A REALLY FIT HORSE."
[00:02] <Klurg> How buff and energetic looking is the lord?
[00:03] <Daedalus> "Well, I'll give it a try…"
[00:03] <@DSJ> VERY
[00:03] <Klurg> "Sir, may I attempt this challenge?"
[00:03] <@DSJ> AGI TO SCALE THE CASTLE WALL, RANGED TO SHOOT, AND AGILITY TO LAND IT
[00:04] <@DSJ> "YE CAN NOT, YE LOST THE FIRST CHALLENGE."
[00:04] <Klurg> "Fair enough"
[00:04] <Daedalus> 4df+6 AAAAHHH
[00:04] <Glacon> Daedalus: AAAAHHH: 9 (4df+6=+, +, +, 0)
[00:04] <Daedalus> 4df+8 AAAHHH
[00:05] <Glacon> Daedalus: AAAHHH: 8 (4df+8=+, -, -, +)
[00:05] <Daedalus> 4df+6 OOOF
[00:05] <Glacon> Daedalus: OOOF: 7 (4df+6=0, +, +, -)
[00:05] <@DSJ> 3d10
[00:05] <Glacon> DSJ: 9 (3d10=3, 4, 2)
[00:05] <@DSJ> SUCCESS ON ALL 3 IT WAS FUCKING SICK
[00:05] <Klurg> Fiere claps
[00:05] <Klurg> "That was amazing"
[00:06] <Daedalus> Henry puts his hands on his knees, obviously out of breath, "Goddamn I'm never gonna be able to do that again."
[00:06] <@DSJ> "CONGRATULATIONS, YE HAVE PROVEN YOURSELF WORTHY OF GUNSMENHOOD. I SHALL BESTOW YE WITH THINE MANTLE IN THE THRONE ROOM."
[00:10] <Daedalus> "Mantle? Like, you're gonna give me a fireplace?"
[00:10] <@DSJ> "A TITLE!"
[00:10] <Daedalus> "Well… I'm not gonna say no, so long as you're open so some sorta alliance."
[00:11] <@DSJ> "WHAT SORT OF ALLIANCE?" HE SAYS, REENTERING HOMEIMPROVEMENT
[00:30] * SpookyBee is now known as OverwatchBee
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