Questioning the General

[07:25:19] <gumbal1> The m,antis struggles from his/her confinement
[07:25:33] <ZombieRaptor> You said a her :p
[07:25:44] <gumbal1> Once the proud prophet to the boney one, now a prisoner of war to fruit
[07:26:14] <gumbal1> She considers crying, but he doesn't have any tear ducts
[07:26:54] <ZombieRaptor> (Want Luvi to question her?)
[07:27:17] <gumbal1> Sure
[07:27:24] <ZombieRaptor> Where is she?
[07:27:25] <gumbal1> She's in Fulton's office
[07:27:36] <gumbal1> Or in containment
[07:27:38] <ZombieRaptor> Hmm
[07:27:48] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi steps into containment.
[07:27:58] <gumbal1> The blubber hits the glass
[07:28:00] <ZombieRaptor> He searches for her.
[07:28:02] <Nemi> The Acolyte is becoming something of an iconic Tear Drinker.
[07:28:04] <ZombieRaptor> (Damnit!)
[07:28:06] <gumbal1> Then sldies back down
[07:28:12] <gumbal1> (lel)
[07:28:18] <gumbal1> He finds her cell
[07:28:29] <ZombieRaptor> He enters
[07:28:30] <gumbal1> It has a intercom for talking
[07:28:47] <gumbal1> She's stuck in a tiny cage
[07:29:05] <gumbal1> "Filthy human! Junior was but an imitation!"
[07:29:21] <ZombieRaptor> "Good, he was too easy to kill."
[07:29:39] <ZombieRaptor> "Walked up, stuck a fire charge in him and up he went.".
[07:29:42] * Tesla|Sleep has quit (Quit: ajax IRC Client)
[07:29:54] <gumbal1> "You won't have your fire charges when the real ones come to attack! Mark my words!"
[07:30:03] <ZombieRaptor> "I will."
[07:30:07] <gumbal1> It gesticulates with its mantis arms
[07:30:09] <ZombieRaptor> "I saved about 17 of them."
[07:30:18] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi pulls one out of his bolt pack
[07:30:20] <gumbal1> "Damn you, worm!"
[07:30:26] <ZombieRaptor> He smirks.
[07:30:36] <ZombieRaptor> "So… You got defeated by raspberries?"
[07:30:40] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi chuckles.
[07:30:53] <gumbal1> "Raspberries with forks! Do not laugh!"
[07:31:20] <gumbal1> "Our Lord will smite you when you face him in the afterlife!"
[07:31:24] <ZombieRaptor> "They are just a nuisance."
[07:31:33] <ZombieRaptor> "And they smashed your 'army.'l
[07:31:36] <ZombieRaptor> "
[07:31:52] <gumbal1> "Do not laugh, fool! They had forks! FORKS!"
[07:31:54] <ZombieRaptor> "I'll kill your lord with fire charge.".
[07:32:21] <ZombieRaptor> "Yea, and we have flamethrowers? If you gotten past them you would have failed anyways."
[07:32:32] <gumbal1> It sulks.
[07:32:32] <ZombieRaptor> "Destroying your little bone hive system was easy."
[07:32:40] <ZombieRaptor> "Pop a charge and close the door."
[07:32:48] <gumbal1> "I'm a failure! Letting down my own people!"
[07:32:59] <ZombieRaptor> "What were you trying to accomplish anyways?"
[07:33:05] <gumbal1> It cries without tears, because it is an inorganic bug
[07:33:29] <ZombieRaptor> "Invading a place that specializes in destroying or containing your anomalous shit?"
[07:33:37] <ZombieRaptor> "You're just plain stupid."
[07:33:43] <gumbal1> It rights itself. "Our prophet proclaimed that-" it pauses"…I don't think he ever told us why."
[07:34:26] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi laughs
[07:34:31] <gumbal1> "In retrospect, he was pretty vague. Don't see what I saw in him before."
[07:34:33] <ZombieRaptor> "Fuckin cults."
[07:35:04] <gumbal1> "We are not a cult! We are a legitimate faith, unlike those whalers or faries!"
[07:35:06] <ZombieRaptor> "So, what's these true whatever the hell centipede things?"
[07:35:28] <ZombieRaptor> "Seems like a cult, you were put down easier than cultists."
[07:35:39] <gumbal1> "Junior was based off our angels, molded by the prophet to match the form our Lord gave them!"
[07:36:19] <gumbal1> "Human scum! Just you watch as the angels swarm and eat this base!"
[07:36:21] <ZombieRaptor> "He was pretty easy to kill."
[07:36:43] <ZombieRaptor> "You realize you've failed, a second attempt won't help things."
[07:36:53] <ZombieRaptor> "What do you want with this base anyways?"
[07:36:54] <gumbal1> "You attacked him four to one! Mark my words, we will prevail when we outnumber YOU the same way!"
[07:36:57] <ZombieRaptor> "Just because?"
[07:37:03] <gumbal1> "I…don't really know."
[07:37:19] <ZombieRaptor> "As clueless as a cultist."
[07:37:24] <gumbal1> "Come to think of it, I think the prophet just wanted to annoy you or something."
[07:37:25] <ZombieRaptor> "Blind faith."
[07:37:48] <ZombieRaptor> "And so we killed armies of his followers." Luvi grins.
[07:38:02] <gumbal1> "Insect! Do not mock our faith or our prophet!"
[07:38:09] <ZombieRaptor> "You realize fucking with us is a /terrible/ idea?"
[07:38:18] <ZombieRaptor> "I just killed your high priest anyways."
[07:38:19] <gumbal1> "I really don't."
[07:38:33] <gumbal1> It struggles witht he cage
[07:38:48] <gumbal1> "HERETIC! HERETIC! Come here so I can kill you!"
[07:39:34] <ZombieRaptor> "How could you kill me?"
[07:39:46] <ZombieRaptor> "He kind of was a bone hive."
[07:40:00] <gumbal1> "By…uh…giving you unsanitary eating conditions on your fingers?"
[07:40:11] <gumbal1> "Then tricking you into eating something?"
[07:40:32] <gumbal1> "Take that back! Oru master was not just any hive! He was the master hive!"
[07:41:39] <ZombieRaptor> "And he was the easiest to kill?"
[07:42:00] <gumbal1> "Fuck you, worm! Come here so I can make you kill yourself!"
[07:42:12] <gumbal1> "With dirtyness!"
[07:42:58] <ZombieRaptor> "Sure."
[07:43:17] <ZombieRaptor> "You know when this attack is happening?"
[07:43:26] <gumbal1> "No clue, really."
[07:43:33] <gumbal1> "Our prophet never said."
[07:44:35] <ZombieRaptor> "You're blindly following a prophet."
[07:45:14] <gumbal1> "No I'm not! He's dead, so I can't be following him." It crosses its arms
[07:46:18] <ZombieRaptor> "Then stop?"
[07:46:34] <gumbal1> "Never!"
[07:46:42] <ZombieRaptor> "Why not."
[07:46:57] <gumbal1> "Because you're a butt."
[07:48:02] <ZombieRaptor> "…"
[07:48:06] <ZombieRaptor> "That's a stupid reason."
[07:49:51] <gumbal1> "Well so are you." It does the mantis equivelant of sticking its tounge out
[07:49:57] * ZombieRaptor is now known as ZombieNaptor
[07:51:44] <DrSavage> Randall walks in to see the mantis.
[07:52:30] <gumbal1> It struggles in its cage. "Hello, worm."
[07:53:20] <DrSavage> Randall says nothing, peering at it. He listens to its inner working.
[07:53:54] <gumbal1> It has no heartbeat. Its brain is a nerve net, like the Deer Priest
[07:54:18] <DrSavage> "You shouldn't have done it." Randall is calm.
[07:54:48] <gumbal1> "What, call you a worm, worm?"
[07:57:07] <DrSavage> "You shouldn't have interfered with Katie. Made her /promise/."
[07:58:17] <gumbal1> "I didn''t do that."
[07:58:57] <DrSavage> "I heard what the centipede said."
[07:59:48] <gumbal1> "Katie loved Junior. And the kraut killed him."
[08:00:05] <gumbal1> "Does that make me the bad bug?"
[08:00:37] <DrSavage> "SHUT UP." Randall bellows, glowering at the mantis. "I SAW YOU IN THE VENTS."
[08:01:30] <gumbal1> "Just because I watched you with her means I hated her. Maybe I was watching to see if you tried anything funny with her."
[08:03:03] <DrSavage> "Did you infect her?"
[08:03:28] <gumbal1> "No. The plebians are responsible for infection."
[08:04:23] <DrSavage> "Did /they/ infect her?"
[08:05:01] <gumbal1> "No. Why would I? She's too small; hardly a fit for a good hive.""
[08:05:11] <gumbal1> *they
[08:06:21] <DrSavage> "Talk about her like she's a resource again…and I will /devour/ you."
[08:07:27] <gumbal1> "That'd just prove you'd put yourself at my level."
[08:08:08] <gumbal1> "What will Fulton think when an anomaly is killed over a sentiment like this?
[08:08:12] <DrSavage> Randall peers down at its level. "I don't /care/?"
[08:09:18] <gumbal1> "Whatever."
[08:10:31] <DrSavage> "Did Junior love her?"
[08:10:58] <gumbal1> "He did indeed. She actually fed him and cared for him."
[08:11:40] <gumbal1> "He loved her for her accepting nature."
[08:16:26] <DrSavage> "Would he have ever hurt her? Infected her? HARMED her?"
[08:24:41] <gumbal1> "Never."
[08:25:27] <DrSavage> "I mean turning her into a hive. Even when she was 'large' enough."
[08:25:45] <gumbal1> "Still no."
[08:27:19] <DrSavage> "Then what was your plan with her? And killing those poor little spiders?"
[08:28:25] <gumbal1> "Unlike you, she tolerated us. Even while we annoyed everyone in the commons, seh watched us with fascination."

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