Oh Deer

[04:47:44] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi arrives.
[04:47:55] <ZombieRaptor> "We need fire… More fire, all the fucking fire."
[04:48:10] <TeslaTornado> Kevin sprints down with his O2 mask and tank.
[04:48:28] <gumbal1> A very scared looking man stands by the edge of the shack.
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[04:48:48] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi looks at him.
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[04:48:59] <ZombieRaptor> "We need fire weapons."
[04:49:09] <TeslaTornado> Kevin stands at parade rest.
[04:49:13] <gumbal1> "Uh…as you've p-probably heard, we have a bit of a problem with insects."
[04:49:21] <Jabonicus> "What kind of insects?"
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[04:49:35] <ZombieRaptor> "No shit.. I found the.. The fucking bone hive."
[04:49:36] <gumbal1> "W-w-we've traced the s-source to the old maintenance tunnels."
[04:49:42] <gumbal1> "Too many."
[04:49:52] <gumbal1> "A bone hive."
[04:50:23] <gumbal1> He holds out the keys, shivering.
[04:50:28] <TeslaTornado> "Can someone explain to me what the /hell/ a bone-hive is, and why it merits Protocol 142-Alpha?" Kevin looks more confused than indignant.
[04:50:33] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi takes the key.
[04:50:51] <Jabonicus> Sam held his rifle in his hand.
[04:50:56] <gumbal1> "Theoretically, the b-bugs have acces to every p-part of the site."
[04:51:09] <ZombieRaptor> "Kevin… I found this thing… In the vents, I was investigating the bugs, and this white mass blocked me… It was a fucking human…. The bugs made it into a nest."
[04:51:21] <TeslaTornado> "/Wonderful/."
[04:51:39] <TeslaTornado> Kevin looks around. "Do we have any flame-retardant clothing?"
[04:51:51] <Jabonicus> "So if we take out the nests, that will take care of future generations."
[04:52:06] <ZombieRaptor> "First off, do we have fire weapons."
[04:52:08] <gumbal1> "We w-weren't able to get them in time."
[04:52:26] <gumbal1> "B-but we have fire charges." He motions to a box
[04:52:39] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi sighs. ~Thank fuck~
[04:52:44] <Jabonicus> "How many?"
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[04:53:02] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi takes a good amount of them
[04:53:12] <ZombieRaptor> "Please enough to use liberally."
[04:53:13] <TeslaTornado> "And would we be able to clear a path to the armory? Maybe gain access to the equipment there?"
[04:53:32] <gumbal1> "E-enough to kill the source. Security is dealing with scattered vent hives not in the tunnels."
[04:53:54] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi nods the Kevin.
[04:54:00] <ZombieRaptor> "Make our way to the armory."
[04:54:07] <Jabonicus> Sam takes more than enough.
[04:54:36] <gumbal1> "Sorry, the way would require going into the site."
[04:54:42] <TeslaTornado> Kevin takes the remainder, stowing them in his duffel. "If we have propane tanks and tubing we can craft flamethrowers, if necessary."
[04:54:47] <ZombieRaptor> "What's happening in site?"
[04:55:03] <Jabonicus> "If they are in the site then we need to get in there to deal with them."
[04:55:41] <gumbal1> "After you evacuated, an influx of bugs poured out of the vents. You could go through, but the main hives are in there."
[04:55:58] <TeslaTornado> "Perhaps. If security has a handle on it then we should focus on the maintenance tunnels; Psi-7 is better equipped for this occasion than Security."
[04:56:17] <gumbal1> "Any more questions?"
[04:56:20] <ZombieRaptor> Can we say Luvi has his Thompson on him?
[04:56:32] <Jabonicus> "What kind of bugs are we dealing with? Ants? wasps?"
[04:56:32] <gumbal1> yep.
[04:56:42] <ZombieRaptor> "Bullet ants."
[04:56:48] <ZombieRaptor> "And a variety of bugs."
[04:56:54] <gumbal1> "Both, and much more. They seem to be headed by a centipede and mantis."
[04:57:11] <Jabonicus> "Bullet ants? Doesn't sound to bad." Poor Sam didn't know the mistake in those words.
[04:58:09] <gumbal1> "Alright, head in, and kill those hives."
[04:58:11] <ZombieRaptor> "The sting feels like being shot."
[04:59:01] <Jabonicus> "Nevermind then.."
[04:59:22] <TeslaTornado> "Confirmed. Gentlemen, let's go. Double-quick."
[04:59:28] <ZombieRaptor> "Yes."
[04:59:39] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi starts off to wherever they need to go.
[04:59:48] <gumbal1> The shack door is opened by the key
[05:00:04] <Jabonicus> Sam held up his rifle, following the group.
[05:00:07] <gumbal1> Inside is a mostly grey room with a single, dim light fixture and a door.
[05:00:18] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi heads in with his Thompson in hand.
[05:00:45] <TeslaTornado> Kevin is on point with a pistol in one hand and a flashlight (FINALLY) in the other.
[05:00:54] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi has his flashlight as always
[05:01:03] <ZombieRaptor> He's right behind Kevin to his right
[05:01:27] <Jabonicus> Sam holds his rifle up, coming up last in the group.
[05:01:54] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi opens the door for Kevin to storm in.
[05:02:01] <ZombieRaptor> He follows right after Kevin.
[05:02:04] <gumbal1> Pause for description
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[05:03:32] <gumbal1> You open the door-what the fuck? The iron stairs are practically the only thing visible here. Everything else is just blackness descending for an uncertain distance.
[05:04:06] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi takes a fire charge out, how powerful are they and what do they look like?
[05:04:27] <TeslaTornado> "Dammit." Kevin looks down the stairs. He still has the flashlight.
[05:04:45] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi stops kevin. "How many charges do we have?"
[05:04:46] <gumbal1> A voice rings through the blackness. «The Deer lives. All hail the Deer.»
[05:05:05] <TeslaTornado> (Gumbal1, how many charges were there?)
[05:05:06] <Jabonicus> Sam rolls percep to see the blackness is ants
[05:05:08] <Jabonicus> 4df+2
[05:05:09] <Glacon> Jabonicus: 3 (4df+2=3+, 0, 4-, 3+)
[05:05:32] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi takes a charge and tosses it down the stairwell, he pulls kevinback around the corner.
[05:05:36] <ZombieRaptor> He lights it first
[05:05:45] <gumbal1> They're standar charges, as big as your hand. Not sure how powerful they are
[05:05:57] <gumbal1> It begins beeping
[05:06:00] <gumbal1> Sam sees little
[05:06:08] <ZombieRaptor> "Lead with a charge, disorients and kills."
[05:06:12] <TeslaTornado> Kevin doesn't need much coaxing. He steps back and glues his back against the wall.
[05:06:24] <ZombieRaptor> "Everyone duck and cover!"
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[05:06:32] <Jabonicus> "Just a question, what do we do if the bugs get too close to use charges?"
[05:06:56] <TeslaTornado> "We run. Discretion is the better part of valor, Agent Wallace."
[05:07:14] <gumbal1> The room is lit up by the fire charge to reveal a row of iron beams
[05:07:17] <ZombieRaptor> "Drop it and run."
[05:07:30] <ZombieRaptor> ?
[05:07:34] <ZombieRaptor> Iron beams where
[05:07:38] <DrSavage> Randall follows, bandanges off.
[05:07:48] <gumbal1> Linin the blackness.
[05:07:48] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi heads down, gun up.
[05:07:57] <ZombieRaptor> He looks at them.
[05:07:59] <ZombieRaptor> While walking
[05:08:04] <gumbal1> Near the fire charge's explosion radius
[05:08:17] <Jabonicus> Sam follows, holding a flashlight that he got from his toolbox of mysteries.
[05:08:18] <TeslaTornado> Kevin keeps his flashlight out. He advances slowly behind Luvi.
[05:08:43] <gumbal1> The iron beams looks sturdy enough
[05:08:54] <gumbal1> You could walk on them
[05:08:58] <ZombieRaptor> To where?
[05:09:11] <ZombieRaptor> ( gumbal1, can you give more desc of the room? I'm confused)
[05:09:22] <TeslaTornado> (Are they vertical or horizontal iron beams)
[05:09:33] <Jabonicus> Sam tries to determine what the beams are for with his engineering powers.
[05:09:39] <Jabonicus> 4df+7 engineering man
[05:09:39] <Glacon> Jabonicus: engineering man: 6 (4df+7=0, 3+, 4-, 4-)
[05:09:59] <gumbal1> The room is basically nonexistant, save stairs and some iron beams stratching lower on the stairs. The beams run horizobtal
[05:10:17] <gumbal1> Sam realizes there is no reason for the beams to be there.
[05:10:36] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi stops before them and shines his light around.
[05:10:53] <Jabonicus> "What the hell are these things for? They don't hold anything…" He said as he shined his light on the beams.
[05:11:05] <gumbal1> Luvi finds a beam that has railing.
[05:11:18] <TeslaTornado> Kevin also looks at the beams. "They could have been stored here, or used for construction."
[05:11:20] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi slowly puts his weight on the beam.
[05:11:25] <gumbal1> It holds
[05:11:32] <ZombieRaptor> "Keep going?"
[05:11:41] <Jabonicus> "But why are they connected to something?"
[05:12:14] <TeslaTornado> "Don't know. I didn't plan the site." Kevin looks at the beams. "Proceed one at a time, be cautious."
[05:12:27] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi is doing that.
[05:12:41] <Jabonicus> Sam does his stuff to find out how many people it could hold on estimation.
[05:12:44] <Jabonicus> 4df+7
[05:12:45] <Glacon> Jabonicus: 7 (4df+7=4-, 3+, 0, 0)
[05:12:50] <DrSavage> "What is going on here…?" Randall looks around.
[05:13:01] <gumbal1> «Attention all personnel. Please jump of of the beams and die.»
[05:13:22] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi smirks.
[05:13:29] <ZombieRaptor> How far down is whatever below them?
[05:13:32] <gumbal1> Sam, it could hold about 20 people
[05:13:49] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi grabs a charge and looks at Kevin, grinning, then looks down.
[05:13:52] <gumbal1> You can't see anything below you aside from the beams and stairs, which cut out further down.
[05:13:53] <TeslaTornado> Kevin is /not/ amused. "Unspecified intruder, you are not authorized to use the public address system; stand down, now."
[05:14:06] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi drops a regular crossbow bolt.
[05:14:24] <ZombieRaptor> How many seconds till clang?
[05:14:36] <Jabonicus> "These things could hold a lot of people. Let's go." Sam said as he got on the beam.
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[05:14:44] <gumbal1> «Attention all personnel; please note that Kevin will be forgotten when he dies alone and unloved here.»
[05:14:50] <TeslaTornado> Kevin gets on the beam behind Sam.
[05:14:53] <gumbal1> You don't hear a klang
[05:14:59] <TeslaTornado> He remains unaffected by the missive.
[05:15:06] <ZombieRaptor> "Drop a charge?"
[05:15:45] <DrSavage> Randall walks behind them, making sure not to put too much strain. "What is talking to us?" He listens for any heartbeats.
[05:15:50] <TeslaTornado> "Negative. We don't know the structural integrity of the stairs below us."
[05:16:03] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi continues on, tucking away the charge.
[05:16:16] <TeslaTornado> Kevin soldiers on.
[05:16:30] <Jabonicus> "Something on the intercom." Sam replied. "We won't find it here."
[05:16:42] <gumbal1> Kevin eventualyl finds a door moving through the walkway,
[05:17:03] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi is in front now I think?
[05:17:21] <gumbal1> He only hears his and the heartbeats of his teamates
[05:17:28] <gumbal1> Luvi finds it, then
[05:17:38] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi shines his light on it.
[05:17:47] <gumbal1> It is a nonanomalous metal door.
[05:17:56] <DrSavage> "I don't hear anything out there, team."
[05:18:00] <ZombieRaptor> He holds a charge. He whispers. 'Leading with a charge?'
[05:18:19] <TeslaTornado> "Confirmed, Agent. Lead with charge, then single file into the room."
[05:18:39] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi arms the charge, opens the door, tosses it in, closes, and waits for detonation.
[05:18:54] <gumbal1> Luvi hears nothing as he closes the door.
[05:19:10] <gumbal1> It probably detonated by now.
[05:19:25] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi opens the door when he hears it.
[05:19:44] <Jabonicus> Sam waits by the back of the group.
[05:20:01] <gumbal1> The door opens to a nonanomalous mainenance tunnel, aside from a few burning and screaming hives.
[05:20:06] <ZombieRaptor> Once he hears detonation he storms the room.
[05:20:23] <DrSavage> "…Bone hives?"
[05:20:24] <ZombieRaptor> "Kill the hives! Release them."
[05:20:31] <TeslaTornado> Kevin enters the room very slowly, gun up, staying after Luvi.
[05:20:39] <TeslaTornado> "Don't waste ammunition, let them burn."
[05:20:51] <TeslaTornado> He pulls up his respirator mask.
[05:20:53] <ZombieRaptor> "They're human Kevin… Spare their pain."
[05:20:57] <gumbal1> The ants make their way out of the hive and jump at the person nearest to a hive.
[05:21:13] <TeslaTornado> Kevin, muffled by the face of the mask: "They're not human any more. Let them burn."
[05:21:16] <Jabonicus> Sam held up his gun, ready to shoot any of them that weren't on fire or dying.
[05:21:17] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi shoulders his rifle and pulls the lighter and spray can
[05:21:22] <TeslaTornado> (That'd be Luvi, first man in)
[05:21:25] <ZombieRaptor> He burns them.
[05:21:27] <gumbal1> Luvi, mdef
[05:21:38] <ZombieRaptor> 4df+7 Tagging four long years
[05:21:38] <Glacon> ZombieRaptor: Tagging four long years: 6 (4df+7=3+, 4-, 4-, 0)
[05:21:48] <gumbal1> 4df+4 Boolet
[05:21:48] <Glacon> gumbal1: Boolet: 5 (4df+4=0, 0, 3+, 0)
[05:21:56] <ZombieRaptor> "They are still human."
[05:22:06] <gumbal1> It hurts when they bite, but you manage.They cling to your skin.
[05:22:14] <gumbal1> The hives continue to scream
[05:22:20] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi squishes them all.
[05:22:22] <gumbal1> One gargles from blood loss
[05:22:25] <ZombieRaptor> "Shoot one and I'll burn it!"
[05:22:30] <gumbal1> Luvi, strenght
[05:22:32] <TeslaTornado> "I won't risk releasing whatever's inside of those things." Kevin doesn't move.
[05:22:37] <ZombieRaptor> 4df+4
[05:22:37] <Glacon> ZombieRaptor: 4 (4df+4=0, 0, 4-, 3+)
[05:22:41] <ZombieRaptor> "I have fire…"
[05:23:01] <gumbal1> The hive noticeably craks. It makes it scream harder
[05:23:21] <gumbal1> One seems to be doing a sound similar to crying
[05:23:26] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi walks over and raises the spray can. "Kevin shoot damnit!"
[05:23:33] <gumbal1> The gurgling one finally burns to ash
[05:23:35] <TeslaTornado> "Negative. Risk factor is too high."
[05:23:36] <Jabonicus> Sam just straights up starts shooting the hive
[05:23:43] <DrSavage> "Kevin, with respect, we're ending their misery /and/ containing."
[05:23:50] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi moves to the one he's firing at.
[05:24:03] <ZombieRaptor> *fwoosh* he fires the fire inside.
[05:24:05] <gumbal1> Sam shoots the hive, making it scream and forceing more ants out
[05:24:19] <TeslaTornado> Kevin steps clear of the line of fire, watching.
[05:24:22] <gumbal1> The second hive burns to ash, leaving one more
[05:24:28] <ZombieRaptor> "Next one."
[05:24:33] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi readies to burn.
[05:24:35] <gumbal1> Sam, mdef
[05:24:51] <gumbal1> Add 2 or relevant skill if you're character has been shot before
[05:25:06] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi burned the hive the moment it cracked gumbal1
[05:25:12] <ZombieRaptor> Using tactics n shit
[05:25:14] <gumbal1> One more hive
[05:25:16] <Jabonicus> 4df+2 GONNA DIE
[05:25:16] <Glacon> Jabonicus: GONNA DIE: 2 (4df+2=3+, 4-, 0, 0)
[05:25:24] <gumbal1> 4df+4 top lel
[05:25:24] <Glacon> gumbal1: top lel: 3 (4df+4=0, 4-, 4-, 3+)
[05:25:36] <Jabonicus> scratch that
[05:25:42] <gumbal1> Sam is reduced to a screaming heap because t sucks to be bitten by a bullet ant
[05:25:54] <ZombieRaptor> (Luvi burned them man?)
[05:25:58] <gumbal1> redact
[05:26:03] <gumbal1> The last hive burns
[05:26:18] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi readies to burn anythin emerging, like before.
[05:26:25] <Jabonicus> "FUCK!" Sam shouted on the floor, writhing in pain.
[05:26:38] <gumbal1> The tunnel goes on. The lights overhead flicker
[05:26:53] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi moves on once it burns entirely.
[05:26:55] <gumbal1> Sam, it doesn't make you go into a screaming heap, for reasons outlined in ooc
[05:27:02] <gumbal1> <Jabonicus> Sam was shot before
[05:27:17] <Jabonicus> Redacted then
[05:27:33] <TeslaTornado> Kevin waits and watches. When the things burn to ashes, he proceeds down the hallway. "Three down, an unspecified number remain."
[05:27:41] <gumbal1> «Atention all personnel. Shooting the hives just makes them die more painfully.»
[05:27:57] <ZombieRaptor> "Makes it quicker."
[05:28:11] <TeslaTornado> 4df+9 (Ranged+Ungentlemanly) Shoot the nearest intercom
[05:28:11] <Glacon> TeslaTornado: (Ranged+Ungentlemanly) Shoot the nearest intercom: 8 (4df+9=4-, 3+, 0, 4-)
[05:28:23] <DrSavage> "Is everyone alright so far?"
[05:28:29] <ZombieRaptor> "I'm fine."
[05:28:30] <Jabonicus> Sam followed Kevin, gun ready.
[05:28:31] <gumbal1> The intercom breaks.
[05:28:39] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi moves forwards, he pulls a charge.
[05:28:51] <gumbal1> At the end of the hallway is a crate and a door. The crate blocks the door.
[05:29:04] <ZombieRaptor> "Possible contact."
[05:29:07] <TeslaTornado> "Doctor Clymer, check the crate for heartbeats."
[05:29:15] <TeslaTornado> "Vibrations, motion, anything."
[05:29:28] <Jabonicus> Sam pulls out a hammer from his mystic toolbox of wonders, ready to smash the box.
[05:29:39] <DrSavage> Randall focuses his "medical-senses" toward the crate.
[05:31:20] <gumbal1> Randall, nothing human is in the crate.
[05:31:32] <ZombieRaptor> It's anything biological
[05:31:53] <gumbal1> There are no heartbeats in the crate.
[05:32:19] <ZombieRaptor> "Break it and firebomb it?"
[05:32:21] <Jabonicus> "Should I break it?"
[05:32:34] <ZombieRaptor> "Break it from a range."
[05:32:38] <DrSavage> "There's nothing in there. Nothing alive."
[05:32:40] <ZombieRaptor> "Kevin?"
[05:32:44] <ZombieRaptor> "No chances."
[05:32:46] <TeslaTornado> "Break it from range."
[05:32:56] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi readies a charge. "Shoot it."
[05:33:20] <TeslaTornado> 4df+9 Kevin shoots it.
[05:33:21] <Glacon> TeslaTornado: Kevin shoots it.: 7 (4df+9=4-, 3+, 4-, 4-)
[05:33:29] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi throws the charge
[05:33:52] <gumbal1> The crate breaks, releasing a swarm of fireflies who create a pattern with their lights. Mdef
[05:34:01] <ZombieRaptor> Fire charge!
[05:34:13] <Jabonicus> 4df+2
[05:34:14] <Glacon> Jabonicus: -1 (4df+2=4-, 4-, 0, 4-)
[05:34:18] <TeslaTornado> 4df+7 (Mdef/Iceman)
[05:34:18] <Glacon> TeslaTornado: (Mdef/Iceman): 6 (4df+7=0, 4-, 4-, 3+)
[05:34:48] <ZombieRaptor> 4df+7 ?
[05:34:48] <Glacon> ZombieRaptor: ?: 10 (4df+7=3+, 3+, 3+, 0)
[05:35:04] <DrSavage> 4df+8 Endurance
[05:35:04] <Glacon> DrSavage: Endurance: 7 (4df+8=4-, 4-, 3+, 0)
[05:35:06] <gumbal1> 4df+5 Tunr it off! Like a liiight switch
[05:35:07] <Glacon> gumbal1: Tunr it off! Like a liiight switch: 4 (4df+5=0, 4-, 0, 0)
[05:36:19] <gumbal1> As they burn, Sam gets a headache and a nosebleed from the pattern. -2 mind.
[05:36:48] <Jabonicus> "Shit." Sam said while wiping the blood from his nose.
[05:37:17] <TeslaTornado> "Agent Wallace, are you alright?"
[05:37:33] <Jabonicus> "Head hurts and I'm bleeding. Other than that, I'm good."
[05:37:48] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi opens the door, pops /two/charges, and closes it.
[05:38:08] <TeslaTornado> Kevin nods and prepares to breach after the charges go off.
[05:38:26] <gumbal1> Luvi opens the door to what appears to be preaching, which is quickly stopped by the door closing.
[05:38:37] <ZombieRaptor> "Burn in hell!"
[05:38:55] <ZombieRaptor> He tosses them to both sides of the room.
[05:38:58] <ZombieRaptor> *slam*
[05:39:05] <gumbal1> Percep
[05:39:12] <TeslaTornado> 4df+3
[05:39:12] <Glacon> TeslaTornado: 3 (4df+3=4-, 3+, 3+, 4-)
[05:39:12] <ZombieRaptor> 4df+5
[05:39:12] <Glacon> ZombieRaptor: 5 (4df+5=4-, 0, 0, 3+)
[05:39:13] <Jabonicus> 4df+2
[05:39:14] <Glacon> Jabonicus: 1 (4df+2=0, 4-, 3+, 4-)
[05:39:40] <gumbal1> While the door was open, Luvi saw what looked to be ants looking up at a central bone tower
[05:39:52] <ZombieRaptor> "We got main contact."
[05:39:55] <gumbal1> Kevin saw the tower, too
[05:40:13] <ZombieRaptor> Once the charges detonate he tosses 4 fucking more in and slams it closed again.
[05:40:26] <TeslaTornado> "Contact. Center of the room. Ants around a tower. Wait for the fire, then enter." After Luvi throws his obscene amount of charges.
[05:40:30] <ZombieRaptor> "No chances."
[05:40:35] <gumbal1> Luvi hears the tower collapse.
[05:40:41] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi waits…
[05:40:50] <ZombieRaptor> He tosses one more in for good measure.
[05:40:57] <Jabonicus> "A bit much don't you think?" Sam joked.
[05:41:01] <ZombieRaptor> "No."
[05:41:15] <gumbal1> A tarantula hawk wasp comes through and stings Luvi. Mdef for him
[05:41:15] <TeslaTornado> "Agent, we're using too many charges too quickly."
[05:41:24] <ZombieRaptor> From inside the room?
[05:41:34] <DrSavage> "What are these creatures? They were with Katie the other day…"
[05:41:37] <TeslaTornado> (In the time when you tossed half a billion charges in)
[05:41:39] <gumbal1> If he hadn't have opened the door a thir ditme, it wouldn't have had the chance to fly in, Kevin notes.
[05:41:52] <gumbal1> Yes
[05:41:53] <ZombieRaptor> 4df+7 Fuck off
[05:41:54] <Glacon> ZombieRaptor: Fuck off: 6 (4df+7=4-, 4-, 0, 3+)
[05:42:06] <ZombieRaptor> Shouldn't we roll agility?
[05:42:06] <gumbal1> Tarantula hawks don't sting like bullets
[05:42:21] <ZombieRaptor> You know, chances to escape
[05:42:29] <ZombieRaptor> (Not too much flexibility man)
[05:42:35] <gumbal1> Alright
[05:42:44] <gumbal1> Agility
[05:42:59] <ZombieRaptor> 4df+4 Just watch glacon take my mouth
[05:42:59] <Glacon> ZombieRaptor: Just watch glacon take my mouth: 3 (4df+4=0, 0, 4-, 0)
[05:43:15] <gumbal1> 4df+6 Bugs are fast
[05:43:15] <Glacon> gumbal1: Bugs are fast: 4 (4df+6=0, 4-, 4-, 0)
[05:43:19] <gumbal1> Mdef
[05:43:28] <ZombieRaptor> 4df+7
[05:43:29] <Glacon> ZombieRaptor: 6 (4df+7=0, 0, 4-, 0)
[05:43:57] <gumbal1> 4 long years does not apply, as tarantula hawks don't sting like bullets
[05:44:10] <ZombieRaptor> 4df+4
[05:44:11] <Glacon> ZombieRaptor: 4 (4df+4=0, 0, 3+, 4-)
[05:44:19] <ZombieRaptor> It's still pain
[05:44:19] <gumbal1> 4df+3 fuck bugs
[05:44:20] <Glacon> gumbal1: fuck bugs: 2 (4df+3=0, 3+, 4-, 4-)
[05:44:26] <gumbal1> It hurts, but not too much
[05:44:32] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi kills it.
[05:44:44] <ZombieRaptor> He opens the door and moves back quickly, lighter ready.
[05:44:44] <gumbal1> It is smashed against the wall
[05:44:50] <gumbal1> Pause for description
[05:46:17] <ZombieRaptor> (Paws)
[05:46:42] <gumbal1> You are in what appears to be the Site's water treatment facility. The bone tower has just barely avoided falling into the water, lying between an island in the middle and the edge. There are smoulders from the ants everywhere. On the ceiling are bone hives attatched by fleshy cables that could have beend destroyed had a charge been planted a bove. A mantuis laughs from one of the hives.
[05:47:22] <ZombieRaptor> How many hostiles around?
[05:47:31] <gumbal1> «Attention all personnel. Psi-7 has attempted to sabotage the water treatment facility.»
[05:47:40] <gumbal1> Only the hives above and the mantis.
[05:47:42] <TeslaTornado> 4df+9 Shuttin' up the deer again
[05:47:42] <Glacon> TeslaTornado: Shuttin' up the deer again: 8 (4df+9=0, 4-, 0, 0)
[05:47:43] <ZombieRaptor> Are the charges sticky?
[05:47:53] <Jabonicus> Sam shoots the hive with the mantis because laughing mantis' are not right.
[05:48:02] <gumbal1> 4df+12 you are shooting a goddamn bug.
[05:48:03] <TeslaTornado> (No, they're probably just thermite charges or something)
[05:48:03] <Glacon> gumbal1: you are shooting a goddamn bug.: 13 (4df+12=0, 0, 3+, 0)
[05:48:10] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi goes FWOOSH at at said hive.
[05:48:17] <gumbal1> One hive falls down, bringing three more down.
[05:48:32] <TeslaTornado> "Be. Careful. None of them touch the water or we're all /dead/."
[05:48:32] <gumbal1> One nearly goes into the water.
[05:48:34] <ZombieRaptor> *Fwooosshh*
[05:48:37] <Jabonicus> 4df+2
[05:48:37] <Glacon> Jabonicus: 2 (4df+2=0, 3+, 0, 4-)
[05:48:40] <Jabonicus> 4
[05:48:42] <Jabonicus> redact
[05:48:42] <gumbal1> They burns and scream.
[05:48:44] <Jabonicus> 4df+4
[05:48:45] <Glacon> Jabonicus: 5 (4df+4=3+, 0, 4-, 3+)
[05:49:01] <gumbal1> You hear murmuring above.
[05:49:13] <ZombieRaptor> "Kevin, shut down the flow of water."
[05:49:24] <ZombieRaptor> Any sense to the murmuring?
[05:49:32] <gumbal1> Just usual bonehive nonsense
[05:49:40] <TeslaTornado> Kevin looks for flow control for the water treatment plant.
[05:49:49] <DrSavage> Randall listens to heartbeats, bug heartbeats.
[05:50:04] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi burns all the ones away from the water.
[05:50:18] <gumbal1> Kevin finds a control panel.
[05:50:31] <gumbal1> There are ants cawrling on it
[05:50:48] <gumbal1> The bugs do not emit heartbeats
[05:51:04] <TeslaTornado> Kevin looks at the control panel. "Agent Harkess, ants on the controls. Burn them off. Agent Wallace, can you operate these?"
[05:51:08] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi walks over. *Quick Fwoosh*
[05:51:20] <gumbal1> The panel is partially melted.
[05:51:22] <ZombieRaptor> He returns to burning hives.
[05:51:23] <DrSavage> As in not alive? Bugs do have simple hearts, if he listened close he can hear their weird lungs.
[05:51:27] <ZombieRaptor> It's a quick FWOOSH
[05:51:33] <ZombieRaptor> And it's not /that/ hot.
[05:51:34] <Jabonicus> Sam rushed over. "Without the damn bugs yeah."
[05:51:35] <ZombieRaptor> It's a spray can.
[05:51:39] <gumbal1> Yet somehow, it partially melts.
[05:51:41] <ZombieRaptor> Not napalm
[05:51:42] <ZombieRaptor> :/
[05:51:55] <gumbal1> «Attention all personnel. You are in the Deer's realm now.»
[05:51:55] <TeslaTornado> Kevin looks at the control panel. "… Shit."
[05:52:06] <TeslaTornado> "Agent Wallace, can you work with this?"
[05:52:14] <gumbal1> Roll strength if you want to pull the water switch.
[05:52:18] <Jabonicus> "Hopefully."
[05:52:20] <ZombieRaptor> "You're in /my/ realm down."
[05:52:21] <ZombieRaptor> "The realm of fire and death.•
[05:52:22] <ZombieRaptor> "
[05:52:31] <Jabonicus> 4df+4 Fuck the bugs
[05:52:32] <Glacon> Jabonicus: Fuck the bugs: 3 (4df+4=0, 0, 4-, 0)
[05:52:33] <ZombieRaptor> *FWOOOOOSH*
[05:52:38] <TeslaTornado> "Agent Harkess, you will not address the hostile entity. Don't make it any worse."
[05:52:50] <gumbal1> You barely pull the switch from it's melted position.
[05:52:58] <gumbal1> The water flow stops
[05:53:27] <DrSavage> "[Leave it alone, Luvi. No time to waste.]"
[05:53:42] <ZombieRaptor> [our job is to eradicate.]
[05:54:14] <gumbal1> «Attention all personnel. The Germans are so weak they let the communists take over.»
[05:54:28] <Jabonicus> Sam rolled his eyes.
[05:55:06] <TeslaTornado> Kevin huffs. "Burn the rest of them."
[05:55:12] <DrSavage> "[Not to make conversation.]"
[05:55:16] <ZombieRaptor> He already did.
[05:55:25] <ZombieRaptor> He has been this whole time
[05:55:32] <TeslaTornado> Kevin looks about for any straggling hives.
[05:55:35] <gumbal1> The mantis escapes into a nearby small hole in the wall, leaving a few more hives on the roof.
[05:55:46] <ZombieRaptor> He burns them.
[05:56:15] <gumbal1> The hives scream as they fall and shriek as they burn.
[05:56:32] <Jabonicus> Sam pulls out some charges he took, throwing them at the hives on the ground for good measure.
[05:56:45] <ZombieRaptor> (And Sam just killed us)
[05:56:54] <gumbal1> «Attention all personnel. Luvi will heartlessly murder his former colleauges, now harmless hives, rather than contain them.»
[05:57:09] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi rolls his eyes.
[05:57:21] <gumbal1> The hives shriek louder. Some are now burnt to ash.
[05:57:35] <DrSavage> "How long have these been here? Anyone?"
[05:57:45] <ZombieRaptor> "A good while."
[05:57:47] <TeslaTornado> Kevin remains unimpressed by the Deer's taunts. "We're not sure. Long enough to have a considerable presence."
[05:57:52] <TeslaTornado> "next door."
[05:57:56] <ZombieRaptor> "They /want/ to die."
[05:58:06] <ZombieRaptor> Where's the next room?
[05:58:25] <gumbal1> There is a door. near where the manti escaped
[05:58:33] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi moves up.
[05:58:45] <ZombieRaptor> He opens and tosses two in.
[05:58:47] <ZombieRaptor> *slam*
[05:58:50] <Jabonicus> Sam goes to the door with Luvi
[05:59:00] <TeslaTornado> Kevin puts his flashlight in a pocket. He holds a charge of his own in one hand, ready to go.
[05:59:03] <DrSavage> Randall moves up, adjusting his mask. "Let's just finish this."
[05:59:42] <gumbal1> It goes off. No shrieking is heard
[05:59:53] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi opens the door.
[06:00:05] <TeslaTornado> 4df+3 (Perc) What's in the room
[06:00:06] <Glacon> TeslaTornado: (Perc) What's in the room: 1 (4df+3=4-, 3+, 4-, 4-)
[06:00:19] <gumbal1> Pause for description.
[06:00:58] <ZombieRaptor> Paaawwss
[06:02:07] <gumbal1> The room opens to a fairly well lit white room. To the right wall is a window, showing a giant room that appears ti be covered in a bony substance. A man is cowering in the corner of the room.
[06:02:31] <ZombieRaptor> "Cover the man."
[06:02:35] <DrSavage> Randall trains his gun at him. "Name. Now."
[06:02:42] <ZombieRaptor> "IDENTIFY."
[06:02:48] <Jabonicus> Sam slowly walks towards the man, aiming his gun at him. "State your name."
[06:03:00] <gumbal1> "G-g-gerlad Smith."
[06:03:09] <ZombieRaptor> "Why and how did you get here."
[06:03:17] <gumbal1> "Foundation water treatment worker."
[06:03:17] <TeslaTornado> Kevin looks at that bony substance, keeping his head and pistol on a swivel. He gets ready to throw his charge if necessary.
[06:03:25] <gumbal1> "He kept me alive."
[06:03:28] <ZombieRaptor> "Did you aid these things."
[06:03:42] <TeslaTornado> "How are you feeling, Smith."
[06:03:43] <gumbal1> "N-never would I think of i-it."
[06:03:52] <ZombieRaptor> "Why are you alive still."
[06:03:55] <gumbal1> "I want to go back."
[06:04:05] <TeslaTornado> "Are you in any physical discomfort?"
[06:04:07] <ZombieRaptor> "Tell me how to end this."
[06:04:10] <gumbal1> "I d-don't know. Maybe he thought it'd be funny."
[06:04:19] <gumbal1> "My head hurts."
[06:04:22] <ZombieRaptor> "He?"
[06:04:35] <Jabonicus> "Sir, please stand up."
[06:04:42] <gumbal1> "I don't know. Maybe you could burn him. I j-just want to go back."
[06:04:55] <gumbal1> He stands up. "The person m-making the announcements."
[06:04:59] <ZombieRaptor> "You're staying with us."
[06:05:00] <TeslaTornado> "We cannot do that, sir. Any other signs of physical discomfort?"
[06:05:05] <ZombieRaptor> "Show us where he is."
[06:05:07] <gumbal1> Just that
[06:05:15] <gumbal1> Quotes should be there
[06:05:21] <TeslaTornado> (Just that as in just the headache?)
[06:05:30] <gumbal1> He points to the bony mass at the center of the large room.
[06:05:35] <gumbal1> "Yep."
[06:05:40] <gumbal1> Ignore quotes
[06:05:46] <gumbal1> percep
[06:05:59] <ZombieRaptor> 4df+5
[06:05:59] <Glacon> ZombieRaptor: 4 (4df+5=4-, 3+, 0, 4-)
[06:06:01] <TeslaTornado> 4df+10 (Intimidation/Command/Ice King) "Smith, you are to remain at this location. If you attempt to leave, you will be restrained. If you resist, you will be shot."
[06:06:01] <Glacon> TeslaTornado: (Intimidation/Command/Ice King) "Smith, you are to remain at this location. If you attempt to leave, you will be restrained. If you resist, you will be shot.": 11 (4df+10=0, 0, 3+, 0)
[06:06:12] <DrSavage> 4df+7 What is this?
[06:06:12] <Glacon> DrSavage: What is this?: 5 (4df+7=4-, 4-, 4-, 3+)
[06:06:14] <gumbal1> Smith starts crying.
[06:06:16] <TeslaTornado> 4df+3 (Perc) Lookin' around at the same time
[06:06:17] <Glacon> TeslaTornado: (Perc) Lookin' around at the same time: 6 (4df+3=3+, 0, 3+, 3+)
[06:06:24] <ZombieRaptor> "Clear the room, liberal fire charge use to the structure?"
[06:06:43] <gumbal1> Randall and Kevin see a writhing figure in the center of the mass.
[06:07:00] <ZombieRaptor> "IDENTIFY."
[06:07:09] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi grabs a lot of charges.
[06:07:21] <TeslaTornado> Kevin raises his pistol and holds his charge in a throwing position.
[06:07:29] <gumbal1> Pause for description
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[06:09:29] <gumbal1> A bony mass impacts the window, somehow covering it. Smith cries harder at this development, mouthign that he's going to die. You can hear a banging noise inside the walls.
[06:09:55] <Jabonicus> Sam throws a charge because things are not going well
[06:09:56] <gumbal1> Pause for decency, because DrSavage needs to pause for something important
[06:09:59] <gumbal1> unpause
[06:10:03] <TeslaTornado> ^^
[06:10:32] <gumbal1> The charge bounces off the window.
[06:10:35] <DrSavage> Randall looks to Smith and listens for any problems internally.
[06:10:35] <gumbal1> Pdef
[06:10:56] <Jabonicus> 4df+5 shit balls ass
[06:10:57] <Glacon> Jabonicus: shit balls ass: 5 (4df+5=4-, 3+, 0, 0)
[06:11:05] <ZombieRaptor> 4df+5
[06:11:06] <Glacon> ZombieRaptor: 3 (4df+5=4-, 4-, 0, 0)
[06:11:21] <gumbal1> Luvi, roll ranged
[06:11:22] <TeslaTornado> 4df+9 Bracin' myself
[06:11:22] <Glacon> TeslaTornado: Bracin' myself: 5 (4df+9=4-, 4-, 4-, 4-)
[06:11:34] <ZombieRaptor> Why?
[06:11:37] <gumbal1> redact
[06:11:47] <TeslaTornado> (Pdef or ranged roll?)
[06:11:51] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi throws at the mass.
[06:12:00] <gumbal1> (I thought Luvi threw the charge)
[06:12:07] <ZombieRaptor> 4df+6 3 fire bombs at center mass
[06:12:08] <Glacon> ZombieRaptor: 3 fire bombs at center mass: 5 (4df+6=0, 4-, 3+, 4-)
[06:13:22] <gumbal1> Pause for damage assessment
[06:13:46] <gumbal1> Luvi gets his hair on fire from the charges (-1 body), Sam is safe, Kevin suffers from burning hair as well (-1 body) in addition to being knocked into a wall by the blast. Kevin, pdef again
[06:14:06] <TeslaTornado> 4df+9 COME ON AND SLAM
[06:14:06] <Glacon> TeslaTornado: COME ON AND SLAM: 9 (4df+9=0, 4-, 3+, 0)
[06:14:36] <gumbal1> 4df+6 fucking walls
[06:14:37] <Glacon> gumbal1: fucking walls: 5 (4df+6=3+, 4-, 0, 4-)
[06:14:47] <gumbal1> You hit your head. It hurts a little
[06:14:58] <TeslaTornado> Kevin shakes his head. Did he lose his grip on his charge?
[06:15:02] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi threw fire charges at the center mass.
[06:15:07] <ZombieRaptor> 3 of them
[06:15:07] <gumbal1> Smith is still cowering near the door to th enext room
[06:15:13] <gumbal1> They bounced off the window
[06:15:20] <Jabonicus> Sam acts like it wasn't his fault
[06:15:22] <gumbal1> You're in an observation room.
[06:15:23] <ZombieRaptor> No, that was Sam…
[06:15:23] <TeslaTornado> "Ngh… Smith, remain in this room!"
[06:15:28] <ZombieRaptor> What?
[06:15:41] <ZombieRaptor> ( gumbal1 I have no idea the layout now….)
[06:15:53] <gumbal1> <gumbal1> The room opens to a fairly well lit white room. To the right wall is a window, showing a giant room that appears ti be covered in a bony substance.
[06:16:18] <ZombieRaptor> Ok.
[06:16:26] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi shoots the window then.
[06:16:27] <gumbal1> Randall, Smith does nothing but cry about his predicement
[06:16:36] <ZombieRaptor> 4df+11 Ima break your bones bitch
[06:16:37] <Glacon> ZombieRaptor: Ima break your bones bitch: 11 (4df+11=0, 3+, 0, 4-)
[06:16:39] <gumbal1> The window is shot.
[06:16:57] <gumbal1> The window breaks as the bony substance worms its way into the room.
[06:16:58] <ZombieRaptor> (Why?)
[06:17:16] <Jabonicus> Sam pulls out a wrench and straight up beats th- nevermind. Sam throws a charge at the bony stuff
[06:17:18] <DrSavage> (Gumbal1: Does Randall see anything wrong with Smith?)
[06:17:24] <gumbal1> Nope
[06:17:25] <TeslaTornado> "THAT'S WHY, YOU DAMNABLE /IDIOT/." Kevin throws a charge at the bone growth.
[06:17:28] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi drops his pistol and burns.
[06:17:33] <ZombieRaptor> 4df+6
[06:17:34] <Glacon> ZombieRaptor: 6 (4df+6=0, 4-, 3+, 0)
[06:17:54] <Jabonicus> Sam runs, tossing another charge at it
[06:18:04] <gumbal1> The substance burns, stopping the flow. It does not get rid of the substance, which covers the entrance door..
[06:18:17] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi keeps burning till it all stops.
[06:18:20] <TeslaTornado> Kevin primes another charge and tosses it through the breached window.
[06:18:31] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi tosses 3 into the large room.
[06:18:37] <gumbal1> «Attention all personnel. Make me stop killing your friends.»
[06:18:48] <gumbal1> The substance covered the windo completely.
[06:18:55] <TeslaTornado> "I /HAVE/ NO FRIENDS."
[06:18:56] <ZombieRaptor> Redact
[06:19:07] <ZombieRaptor> "Kevin, shoot out the bones please."
[06:19:08] <TeslaTornado> Kevin tosses his charge at the window breach.
[06:19:21] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi readies three charges.
[06:19:24] <gumbal1> The substance burns aways
[06:19:36] <ZombieRaptor> He throws them into the large room now.
[06:19:52] <gumbal1> You now have a view of the giantroom, covered by bone.
[06:19:57] <Jabonicus> Sam throws charges because everyone else is doing it
[06:20:01] <gumbal1> They don't make it to the center
[06:20:05] <TeslaTornado> 4df+3 Look while I'm tossing
[06:20:05] <Glacon> TeslaTornado: Look while I'm tossing: 1 (4df+3=4-, 4-, 0, 0)
[06:20:12] <gumbal1> You'd have to actually walk there.
[06:20:20] <ZombieRaptor> 4df+6 Luvi's got a hell of an arm
[06:20:21] <Glacon> ZombieRaptor: Luvi's got a hell of an arm: 5 (4df+6=4-, 0, 4-, 3+)
[06:20:30] <gumbal1> The center is much too far away to throw one to it efficiently
[06:20:39] <Jabonicus> 4df+4
[06:20:39] <Glacon> Jabonicus: 2 (4df+4=4-, 4-, 3+, 4-)
[06:20:41] <ZombieRaptor> Any stairs then??…
[06:20:49] <gumbal1> You can walk on the bone
[06:21:01] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi frowns and walks down, ready to burn the shit.
[06:21:07] <ZombieRaptor> He has a fire charge ready.
[06:21:13] <TeslaTornado> 4df+9 Kevin takes out one of Smith's legs.
[06:21:13] <Glacon> TeslaTornado: Kevin takes out one of Smith's legs.: 10 (4df+9=3+, 3+, 4-, 0)
[06:21:17] <gumbal1> «Attention all personnel. I will always be right. All hail the Deer.»
[06:22:02] <gumbal1> Luvi comes to a sickly looking humanoid embedded in the bone.
[06:22:10] <gumbal1> It grins at him.
[06:22:19] <ZombieRaptor> "Who are you."
[06:22:20] <gumbal1> "Come to kill me, eh?"
[06:22:26] <ZombieRaptor> "Possibly…"
[06:22:29] <ZombieRaptor> "Possibly not."
[06:22:54] <Jabonicus> Sam walks over.
[06:23:04] <gumbal1> "I'm a victim of one of that fucking prophet's scams that's what."
[06:23:10] <ZombieRaptor> "Sam if you fuck something up I will execute you."
[06:23:25] <ZombieRaptor> "What prophet?"
[06:23:29] <gumbal1> "I used to be the foremost High Priest of the Deer."
[06:23:29] <Jabonicus> "Hey, I fucked one thing up."
[06:23:44] <ZombieRaptor> "The deer?"
[06:23:47] <DrSavage> Randall walks in with Luvi, gun trained.
[06:23:50] <gumbal1> "Then that fucker Saturn Deer came along and told me he found the way to true enlightenment."
[06:23:51] <ZombieRaptor> "Where is this deer?"
[06:24:08] <gumbal1> "The only god that matters."
[06:24:29] <gumbal1> The priest has no heartbeat
[06:24:39] <ZombieRaptor> "Is that all you know?"
[06:24:47] <Jabonicus> "Should I shoot it?"
[06:24:51] <ZombieRaptor> "No."
[06:24:53] <TeslaTornado> Kevin approaches slowly, charge out.
[06:24:55] <gumbal1> "He toldf me for my entire fortune he could teach me the method to ascend to the Deer's domain."
[06:25:25] <DrSavage> He looks to the Priest's head, looking for his brain.
[06:25:28] <gumbal1> "I followed his instructions, and now I'm here. A fucking bone hive."
[06:25:45] <gumbal1> The priest has a brain pattern similar to flatworms
[06:25:55] <ZombieRaptor> "Where is this deer?"
[06:26:18] <gumbal1> "On another world. I'll take you there right now."
[06:26:22] <gumbal1> Luvi, agility.
[06:26:27] <gumbal1> And anyone near him
[06:26:27] <DrSavage> "[He has very primitive brain patterns. And no heart.]
[06:26:28] <ZombieRaptor> "… Shit"
[06:26:31] <ZombieRaptor> 4df+4
[06:26:32] <Glacon> ZombieRaptor: 6 (4df+4=3+, 4-, 3+, 3+)
[06:26:39] <TeslaTornado> Kevin is standing back. He was approaching cautiously.
[06:26:53] <gumbal1> 4df+6 Fuckign bugs
[06:26:53] <Glacon> gumbal1: Fuckign bugs: 8 (4df+6=3+, 3+, 4-, 3+)
[06:26:59] <gumbal1> Luvi, pdef
[06:27:07] <ZombieRaptor> 4df+5 …….
[06:27:07] <Glacon> ZombieRaptor: …….: 3 (4df+5=4-, 0, 0, 4-)
[06:27:40] <gumbal1> Luvi, a downpour of a clustered mass of bone falls onto your head. -2 body
[06:27:47] <gumbal1> Ants crawl out of the bone.
[06:27:52] <Jabonicus> 4df+2
[06:27:52] <Glacon> Jabonicus: 4 (4df+2=0, 3+, 0, 3+)
[06:27:58] <gumbal1> Pdef, Jabon
[06:28:08] <Jabonicus> oh pdef?
[06:28:10] <Jabonicus> retract
[06:28:14] <Jabonicus> 4df+5
[06:28:14] <Glacon> Jabonicus: 7 (4df+5=3+, 0, 0, 3+)
[06:28:25] <gumbal1> A smaller one hits you. -1 body
[06:28:37] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi burns them
[06:28:39] <ZombieRaptor> …
[06:28:44] <ZombieRaptor> "What the fuck."
[06:28:47] <TeslaTornado> Kevin arcs his thermal charge high over the group, at the Deer Priest guy.
[06:29:07] <gumbal1> Mdef, Sam
[06:29:17] <gumbal1> Add 2 since Sam has been shot before
[06:29:19] <Jabonicus> 4df+2 well… damn
[06:29:20] <Glacon> Jabonicus: well… damn: 0 (4df+2=4-, 4-, 0, 0)
[06:29:23] <Jabonicus> retract
[06:29:25] <Jabonicus> 4df+4
[06:29:26] <Glacon> Jabonicus: 6 (4df+4=0, 3+, 3+, 0)
[06:29:31] <TeslaTornado> (BETTER)
[06:29:38] <gumbal1> It laughs as it burns
[06:29:43] <gumbal1> 4df+4 fuck ants
[06:29:44] <Glacon> gumbal1: fuck ants: 1 (4df+4=4-, 4-, 0, 4-)
[06:29:53] <gumbal1> The ants hurt, but not much
[06:29:56] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi places another right on it and moves away.
[06:30:00] <ZombieRaptor> "Fucker."
[06:30:08] <gumbal1> It laughs harder
[06:30:09] <TeslaTornado> 4df+9 Kevin doesn't find this as funny as the priest does. He responds to the comedy with bullets
[06:30:10] <Glacon> TeslaTornado: Kevin doesn't find this as funny as the priest does. He responds to the comedy with bullets: 8 (4df+9=4-, 3+, 0, 4-)
[06:30:23] <ZombieRaptor> 4df+11 Luvi fires his Thompson
[06:30:23] <Glacon> ZombieRaptor: Luvi fires his Thompson: 11 (4df+11=0, 3+, 0, 4-)
[06:30:28] <gumbal1> The priest's face is blown off. It laughs harder
[06:30:41] <gumbal1> The bone matter is growing unstable.
[06:30:42] <Jabonicus> Sam joins in on the bullet parade
[06:30:44] <Jabonicus> 4df+4
[06:30:45] <Glacon> Jabonicus: 6 (4df+4=3+, 3+, 3+, 4-)
[06:30:47] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi literally dumps the mag into him
[06:30:53] <ZombieRaptor> 30 bullets
[06:30:58] <TeslaTornado> "*
[06:31:04] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi is already going.
[06:31:11] <gumbal1> The priest is blown from the matter into pieces
[06:31:23] <Jabonicus> Sam runs like a motherfucker
[06:31:27] <TeslaTornado> Kevin primes all of his remaining charges and hucks them at the priest, then runs.
[06:31:40] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi keeps his for later use.
[06:31:58] <DrSavage> Randall tears ass after the others.
[06:32:49] <gumbal1> Everyone barely gets out of the room before the bone collapses.
[06:33:09] <ZombieRaptor> "Where's that mantis."
[06:33:45] <gumbal1> The two doors are unlocked, and Smith is nowhere to be found.
[06:33:54] <ZombieRaptor> He was shot in the leg.
[06:34:02] <gumbal1> redact
[06:34:04] <ZombieRaptor> With a +9
[06:34:07] <gumbal1> He;s still crying
[06:34:12] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi grabs him.
[06:34:27] <ZombieRaptor> Actually no, broken ribs
[06:34:34] <TeslaTornado> Kevin grabs him.
[06:34:38] <ZombieRaptor> "I can support his weight with my ribs."
[06:34:40] <ZombieRaptor> Can't
[06:35:06] <Jabonicus> Sam was there. "Why the hell did you shoot him?"
[06:35:36] <ZombieRaptor> "To make sure he didn't go anywhere."
[06:35:39] <TeslaTornado> "Risk factor. He could be infected. I didn't want him to leave and become a potential vector for the bone hive."
[06:36:06] <TeslaTornado> Kevin's voice is still muffled by the respirator mask.
[06:37:21] <DrSavage> "We throw him in quarantine. I need to study him…I'm sorry, Smith."
[06:37:35] <ZombieRaptor> "Let's get back."
[06:37:41] <ZombieRaptor> "Help secure the site proper."
[06:37:42] <TeslaTornado> Kevin nods. "There's still one more door."
[06:37:48] <ZombieRaptor> "Where."
[06:38:02] <TeslaTornado> Kevin points at the door they haven't been through yet.
[06:38:05] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi pulls out a charge.
[06:38:08] <ZombieRaptor> He opens it.
[06:39:31] <gumbal1> Inside the room is a centiped. I quickly crawls out of view
[06:39:43] <TeslaTornado> Kevin stays back. He's out of charges and lugging Smith, his mobility is severely limited.
[06:39:46] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi goes after it.
[06:40:01] <gumbal1> The lights in the room go out.
[06:40:03] <Jabonicus> Sam hates centipedes.
[06:40:05] <ZombieRaptor> He has lighter n spray can in one hand and thermite in other.
[06:40:16] <ZombieRaptor> He stops, backs out and throws the fire bomb.
[06:40:21] <TeslaTornado> Kevin pulls his flashlight.
[06:40:54] <gumbal1> The firebomb goes off.
[06:41:17] <gumbal1> No noises are heard except for a odd squishing sound
[06:41:28] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi shines his flashlight in.
[06:41:37] <gumbal1> Pause for description
[06:41:54] <ZombieRaptor> Paws
[06:44:08] <gumbal1> Luvi's light shines right on to a large abomination. It looks like a centipede, but it's clearly…not. It's head looks like it's covered in a goat skull, and it's eyes appear like that of a cat. Near its midsection are pores that ooze a green fluid. Several pointed arms protrude from its abdomen. "Katie will always love me…" a woman's voice says, coming from the centipede.
[06:44:13] <gumbal1> Luvi, agility
[06:44:29] <ZombieRaptor> 4df+4 "Not when you're dead"
[06:44:30] <Glacon> ZombieRaptor: "Not when you're dead": 3 (4df+4=0, 4-, 3+, 4-)
[06:44:39] <Jabonicus> Sam straight up shoots the bitch
[06:44:41] <Jabonicus> 4df+4
[06:44:41] <Glacon> Jabonicus: 5 (4df+4=0, 0, 0, 3+)
[06:44:53] <ZombieRaptor> Gunshots probs slow it down
[06:45:08] <TeslaTornado> 4df+9 (Ranged/Ungentlemanly) "EVERYONE WITH A FUCKING THERMITE CHARGE USE IT RIGHT FUCKING NOW"
[06:45:08] <Glacon> TeslaTornado: (Ranged/Ungentlemanly) "EVERYONE WITH A FUCKING THERMITE CHARGE USE IT RIGHT FUCKING NOW": 5 (4df+9=4-, 4-, 4-, 4-)
[06:45:33] <DrSavage> Randall's eyes flare with rage. THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP.
[06:45:34] <gumbal1> 4df+5 fucking centipedes
[06:45:35] <Glacon> gumbal1: fucking centipedes: 5 (4df+5=0, 3+, 0, 4-)
[06:45:36] <Jabonicus> 4df+4 FUCK YOU WITH FIRE
[06:45:37] <Glacon> Jabonicus: FUCK YOU WITH FIRE: 5 (4df+4=3+, 4-, 0, 3+)
[06:45:49] <Jabonicus> Sam throws the charge
[06:45:50] <ZombieRaptor> 4df+11 Luvi dumps a mag into him.
[06:45:50] <Glacon> ZombieRaptor: Luvi dumps a mag into him.: 11 (4df+11=0, 3+, 0, 4-)
[06:45:56] <ZombieRaptor> 30 Thompson bullets
[06:46:05] <gumbal1> One point of body damage as a pointed arm stabs at Luvi.
[06:46:13] <DrSavage> 4df+4 You don't mess with Randall's family.
[06:46:13] <Glacon> DrSavage: You don't mess with Randall's family.: 2 (4df+4=4-, 4-, 3+, 4-)
[06:46:21] <gumbal1> Kevin, the charge explodes in your hand
[06:46:27] <gumbal1> Pdef
[06:46:33] <TeslaTornado> (Kevin used the last of his charges in the bone chamber)
[06:46:45] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi just dumped a whole mag with +11 into it.
[06:46:50] <TeslaTornado> (He was just firing his pistol)
[06:46:56] <gumbal1> Oh
[06:47:13] <gumbal1> Elaborate as to where you're shooting the centipede
[06:47:29] <DrSavage> Head
[06:47:33] <ZombieRaptor> Just.. Shredding it, head all the way down and up.
[06:47:33] <TeslaTornado> The arms
[06:47:50] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi dumps the spent mag and quickly slams in another.
[06:47:56] <ZombieRaptor> "I AM YOUR DEATH."
[06:48:11] <ZombieRaptor> "You threatened Katie! I will end your fucking existence!"
[06:48:13] <gumbal1> Kevin, you accidently shoot yourself in the foot. Pdef
[06:48:22] <gumbal1> 4df+6 Kevin
[06:48:22] <Glacon> gumbal1: Kevin: 5 (4df+6=0, 3+, 4-, 4-)
[06:48:39] <TeslaTornado> 4df+9 (PDEF) "GOD DAMMIT."
[06:48:40] <Glacon> TeslaTornado: (PDEF) "GOD DAMMIT.": 9 (4df+9=4-, 3+, 4-, 3+)
[06:48:44] <gumbal1> Randall, it bounces off
[06:48:48] <gumbal1> 4df+6 Luvi
[06:48:48] <Glacon> gumbal1: Luvi: 8 (4df+6=3+, 3+, 3+, 4-)
[06:49:02] <ZombieRaptor> 4df+11 Luvi keeps dumping bullets.
[06:49:03] <gumbal1> It grimaces as the bullets pierce it
[06:49:03] <Glacon> ZombieRaptor: Luvi keeps dumping bullets.: 10 (4df+11=4-, 4-, 3+, 0)
[06:49:10] <gumbal1> Kevin, you're fine
[06:49:25] <gumbal1> "Why kill Katie's friend?"
[06:49:26] <TeslaTornado> Kevin growls at the fancy new hole in his foot. "FIGHTING RETREAT."
[06:49:31] <gumbal1> 4df+6 Luvi
[06:49:31] <Glacon> gumbal1: Luvi: 6 (4df+6=3+, 4-, 4-, 3+)
[06:49:35] <ZombieRaptor> "You are no friend."
[06:49:38] <gumbal1> It grimaces
[06:49:42] <gumbal1> Kevin, pdef
[06:49:50] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi moves back and throws a fire charge.
[06:49:51] <TeslaTornado> 4df+9
[06:49:51] <Glacon> TeslaTornado: 6 (4df+9=4-, 0, 4-, 4-)
[06:49:57] <ZombieRaptor> Throws 3 fire charges.
[06:50:18] <ZombieRaptor> 4df+6 Fire's warm, loving embrace shall grant peace.
[06:50:18] <Glacon> ZombieRaptor: Fire's warm, loving embrace shall grant peace.: 7 (4df+6=0, 3+, 0, 0)
[06:50:19] <gumbal1> 4df+5 It moves to bite Kevin
[06:50:20] <Glacon> gumbal1: It moves to bite Kevin: 4 (4df+5=3+, 4-, 4-, 0)
[06:50:27] <gumbal1> Kevin, it feels all slimy
[06:50:34] <gumbal1> But nothing too bad
[06:50:41] <ZombieRaptor> Wai
[06:50:50] <ZombieRaptor> Can Luvi literally jam a charge in?
[06:50:52] <gumbal1> 4df+2 fuck my stupid shell
[06:50:53] <Glacon> gumbal1: fuck my stupid shell: -1 (4df+2=4-, 0, 4-, 4-)
[06:51:00] <gumbal1> It screams
[06:51:08] <gumbal1> It looks half dead.
[06:51:11] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi grabs a charge and jams it straight in.
[06:51:12] <gumbal1> Yep
[06:51:16] <ZombieRaptor> 4df+9 Melee
[06:51:16] <Glacon> ZombieRaptor: Melee: 10 (4df+9=0, 3+, 0, 0)
[06:51:19] <TeslaTornado> Kevin sputters, wipes his mask, pulls his sten from his back and raises it to his shoulder.
[06:51:19] <ZombieRaptor> He moves back
[06:51:26] <gumbal1> 4df+6 I will not!
[06:51:26] <Glacon> gumbal1: I will not!: 5 (4df+6=4-, 3+, 4-, 0)
[06:51:33] <gumbal1> It is jammed in.
[06:51:38] <TeslaTornado> 4df+6 (Ranged+Ungentlemanly, -3 firing automatic weapon one handed)
[06:51:38] <Glacon> TeslaTornado: (Ranged+Ungentlemanly, -3 firing automatic weapon one handed): 7 (4df+6=0, 3+, 4-, 3+)
[06:51:41] <gumbal1> It suddenly stops.
[06:51:43] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi arms it and moves the hell away.
[06:51:50] <gumbal1> "Damn it all."
[06:51:56] <gumbal1> Its head explodes.
[06:52:04] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi laughs.
[06:52:19] <Jabonicus> Sam is done with this shit.
[06:52:20] <ZombieRaptor> "God I love fire weapons."
[06:52:54] * Wogglebug has left #homeimprovement (Goodnight, reader of logs.)
[06:53:05] <TeslaTornado> Kevin looks balefully at the centipede. He looks at Randall and Sam. "everyone out of the room. If you have charges left, you throw them and you burn everything that's left of that body. Leave nothing but ashes."
[06:53:27] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi kneels by it. "I got this."
[06:53:31] * Jabonicus has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
[06:53:33] <DrSavage> "It was going to hurt Katie." Randall sounds upset.
[06:53:47] <ZombieRaptor> He sticks in charges every foot along its length, he readies to arm them. "Go!"
[06:53:52] <ZombieRaptor> "I'll be right out."
[06:54:29] <gumbal1> Smith is still crying.
[06:54:29] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi takes a picture first.
[06:54:32] <TeslaTornado> Kevin limps off because of the hole in his foot, keeping Smith upright with one arm and leading with his Sten in the other.
[06:54:39] <ZombieRaptor> He arms the charges and moves out.
[06:55:10] <DrSavage> Randall heads out.
[06:55:17] <gumbal1> When they make it to where the surrealist staircase should be, there's just a walled stairwell to the first room.
[06:55:32] <ZombieRaptor> Regular staircase?
[06:55:36] <gumbal1> Yep
[06:55:43] <gumbal1> Completely normal.
[06:55:43] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi walks up slowly.
[06:55:48] <ZombieRaptor> Hesitantly even
[06:55:54] <ZombieRaptor> Carefully n shit
[06:55:57] <gumbal1> Nothing bad happens
[06:56:03] <ZombieRaptor> They go up!
[06:56:15] <TeslaTornado> Kevin goes up.
[06:56:28] <ZombieRaptor> Luvi finds an intercom.
[06:56:30] <gumbal1> As they go to #origins-ic2 , they realize they never found the mantis

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