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<ZombieRaptor> Kendall arrives shortly.
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<ihp> Jacob arrives in the motor pool, tapping a reel of tape that's attached to his belt.
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<@Riemann> Red runs through the motor pool, ostensibly enjoying himself
<Nemi> Lis arrives in the motorpool, wearing a whimsical snowman sweater and with a mug of coffee in-hand. "Right, what's the word?"
<Daedalus> Billy arrives behind Lis, reloading his shotgun and checking his equipment
<Sirgoldfish> Dan makes a grandiose entrance.
<ZombieRaptor> Marge has followed Dan this entire time and keep bapping his ankle.
<ihp> "Ah, Mr. Symmes. How goes it?"
<ZombieRaptor> His entrance is less grandiose than he probably wished.
<Daedalus> Billy looks at red, "Oi! Who are you?"
<Sirgoldfish> *Buuurrrp* "What are we doing?"
<@Riemann> Ash, tired of chasing Red, has collapsed on the ground of the motorpool, oblivious to his location. Panting, he looks up at Jacob. "Oh, hullo… Why are all these people here?"
<ihp> "…because we're going on a mission."
<Atcero> Fulton is there wearing his signature shit eating grin
<ZombieRaptor> Marge walks up to Ash and licks at his hand.
<ZombieRaptor> She runs when she sees Fulton, too much happiness for a cat.
<@Riemann> Ash's face pales visibly. "Please tell me you're trying to be funny."
<ZombieRaptor> She gone
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<ZombieRaptor> "Good evening Fulton."
<Daedalus> "We're on a mission, floor kid. So get up."
<ZombieRaptor> "Is Red going to accompany us?"
<Atcero> "Evening Kendall! Evening everyone for that matter!"
<Nemi> "Mister Fulton," Lis nods her head. "You're seeming cheery."
<@Riemann> Ash, on the floor, is equally and oppositely uncheery.
<Sirgoldfish> "Evening, who ever you are!"
<Atcero> Fulton flashes another smile, "We have some action so of course"
<Proto_Lost> Harley arrives, lighting up. "Evening Fulton, looking cheery I see."
<@Riemann> "Bloody hell…" He grumbles, getting up and surveying the surroundings. An escape route would be nice.
<Daedalus> Billy notes the smile and shudders, ~No man should be /that/ happy~
<Atcero> Fulton nods to Harley "Straight to the point though: We have reports of a lot of deaths in London due to unknown reasons"
<Atcero> "And some zombie like people"
<@Riemann> *slump*
<Daedalus> "London?" Billy lights up, "What part?"
<Sirgoldfish> "Are you fucking kidding me? More zombies?"
<ZombieRaptor> ~London needs to get their water supply clean.~
<Sirgoldfish> Dan ask angrily.
<Atcero> Fulton cocks an eyebrow at Ash, but keeps up the smile "We aren't sure exactly, but we are thinking more in the slums"
<Sirgoldfish> "So, what do we know?"
<Nemi> "Zombies in London? I'm gonna pass on this one. Sorry, crew." Lis grimaces.
<ihp> "…London? As in England?"
<Daedalus> "Brilliant" He grins, "Yes in England, the good 'ol UK."
<@Riemann> The thought of backing out occurs as a happy thought to Ash, but the armed guard eyeing him in the distance gives him pause
<Atcero> Fulton spreads his hands "Your choice, Miss Lis. And yes, Londen in England. All we really know is the rise in deaths and the sitings"
<ihp> "…I've never been out of the country before! I don't have a passport, what if I get caught without it by a policeman?"
<Sirgoldfish> "My really rich and racist uncle lives there."
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<ZombieRaptor> "I can bluff our way out of that Jacob."
<Nemi> Lis pats Jacob's shoulder. "We usually have cover ID, don't worry." And then she disappears.
<ZombieRaptor> She smiles at him.
<Denied_Existence> Heinrich hurries into the briefing, having just gotten out of a shower, already in his crisp uniform.
<ZombieRaptor> Happy Kendall today
<Daedalus> "I can wave ya past the bobbies anyway, I got connections there."
<Proto_Lost> "…London? What, we messing with them now?"
<@Riemann> Ash busies himself between glaring at Red and paying attention
<ZombieRaptor> "We were in Germany a few days ago."
<Proto_Lost> He gives Lis a small smile as she goes, before turning to Fulton. "So what, we just clearing the place out? Shooting at shit until everything's dead?"
<Atcero> Fulton flashes yet another smile. "Please head there and look to see if it is a possible SCP"
<@Riemann> ~I was napping, the other day~
<Atcero> "Oh no, find the source of the cause if there is one"
<ihp> Jacob drums his fingers against his leg. "…Mr. Newclear, shooting is not the answer to everything. Sometimes it's shutting down a computer."
<Daedalus> "Is there anythin' else? Someone see somethin' unusual?"
<Proto_Lost> "What, you think some mystic typewriter's making all these people die?"
<Sirgoldfish> "So, you're going to send us half around the world for a potential hoax?" Dan grabs Fulton's shoulder "I like crazy plans."
<Atcero> "No… We have had some sightings of a man in an unusual black garb"
<@Riemann> "That sounds nice and quiet. A typewriter."
<ZombieRaptor> "Harley, please be quiet." ~Damn if the team is going to bicker about this.~
<Sirgoldfish> "Especially when there good ones, and give me a vacation."
<Denied_Existence> "Do ve know of any group that uses such a uniform?" Heinrich asks.
<ihp> "No, if it were a typewriter, I would ask the thing in my room about it."
<@Riemann> Ash looks sideways at Jacob
<Atcero> "But I digress. The buses will take you to a plane departing for Londen. And no, Mr. Heinrich, we do not"
<Proto_Lost> "Sounds like more cult crap…I hope we get to fight one of those big brown sludge things from the Thorson op." He says, looking hella eager.
<ZombieRaptor> "Let's get moving then."
<Sirgoldfish> Dan looks to Hein. "Maybe they just like to walk in black and scare people?"
<ZombieRaptor> "Please don't hope for a fight Billy."
<@Riemann> "…brown… sludge… things?" Ash winces
<Daedalus> "Wooo! Were goin' to London. Fuck Yea." Billy nods a Kendall
<ZombieRaptor> "Not everyone here can absorb bullets."
<Atcero> The bus revs up. The bus driver looks really impatient
<ZombieRaptor> Kendall sits near Red.
<Daedalus> Billy boards excitedly
<ZombieRaptor> *pet*
<@Riemann> Red isn't on the bus!
<Proto_Lost> He looks at Ash, realizing he'd never seen them before. "Well, you're a face I haven't seen around." He says as he boards the bus.
<ZombieRaptor> Redact!
<Denied_Existence> Heinrich climbs aboard the bus, finding a decent seat.
<Sirgoldfish> Dan sits next to the big German. "You have not failed me before."
<@Riemann> Ash boards the bus with all the excitment and conviction of a man going to the electric chair.
<ihp> Jacob sits next to Ashleigh. "…so, London. I've never been."
<Sirgoldfish> AKA Heinrich.
<ZombieRaptor> Kendall sits near the middle of the bus.
<Denied_Existence> "I shall hope for both our sakes that continues."
<Daedalus> "It's a lovely place, you'll see…
<Daedalus> "
<@Riemann> "I went once. September of 1940."
<ZombieRaptor> She frowns as she realizes she forgot to bring a book for the journey.
<@Riemann> "It was awful."
<ihp> "…no Dossier. Wonderful." Jacob slouches against the window. "They could have at least given us a /map/."
<@Riemann> Red is frolicking in the distance, unaware of the bus
<Denied_Existence> Heinrich leans over the seat behind Billy. "Did you live near London, Herr Stykes?"
<Daedalus> "Oi! Shush up floor kid! It's the good 'ol UK we're talkin' about 'ere!"
<Daedalus> "Yea, me wife used to live there…"
<Proto_Lost> He looks to Jacob, smiling. "Hey, lighten up! For all we know, it means all of London's overrun and they just have to drop us off."
<@Riemann> "Bombs started fall- It was the bloody Blitz, man!" Ash shouts at Billy
<Atcero> The bus departs, heading to the airstrip.
<Sirgoldfish> "The Uk sounds like a fine place."
<ihp> Jacob looks at Harley. "…I suppose we could pick one up at the Airport or something."
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<Daedalus> "I know about goddamn Blitz."
<@Riemann> "I got there September 6th!"
<ihp> "We don't even know what /part/ of London it's in! For all we know, we're going to Buckingham Place or 221B Baker Street!"
<Proto_Lost> "That, or its bad enough that they're pretty much fucking everywhere at this point."
<Denied_Existence> "Ve should have kept bombing your airforce, instead of how it ended up." Heinrich reflects.
<Proto_Lost> "Heh…Baker Street."
<Daedalus> "It's different now." He says firmly, "And it was lovely before."
<@Riemann> Ash entirely misses the Sherlock Holmes reference, despite his deerstalker cap
<Sirgoldfish> "So Mr. Heinrich, since I may be dying with you soon what is your story?"
<ihp> "…if we seriously do end up on Bake Street…"
<Sirgoldfish> Dan likes to get to know people.
<Daedalus> Billy glares at Heinrich, but doesn't say anything.
<ihp> Baker*
<@Riemann> "So, Jacob… are these excursions usually dangerous?"
<Atcero> They end up at the airstrip, which holds a dinky plane that looks very… unstable.
<ihp> "…we've only had one death," Jacob says, looking out the window at the countryside.
<Denied_Existence> "That vas not meant as an insult, Herr Stykes. Ve should not have bombed your cities, var should not be brought so close."
<Proto_Lost> "I'll have to wipe my shoes on the porch, because man…a new kind of detective visiting the house of the greatest one? Shit…that'd be amazing."
<Denied_Existence> "And for your question; I vas a soldier on the eastern front: against the russians."
<Denied_Existence> He responds to Dan
<ZombieRaptor> Kendall sighs. "I miss Tyler, he was a good person."
<Sirgoldfish> Dan pats Harley on the back. "Good luck with that."
<ihp> "…Mr. Newclear, you do realize that there /is/ no actual 221B, correct? Conan Doyle made that up specifically so that people wouldn't harass those who lived there."
<Daedalus> "I can't understand what you're sayin'…" Billy gets off the bus and looks at the airplane
<Atcero> The bus halts and the doors open "Co' on now. Get goin'."
<Sirgoldfish> "Interesting." Dan nods at Heinrich.
<@Riemann> "Oh… that's… comforting." Ash says as he steps out of the bus
<ihp> Jacob gets off the bus and sighs as he spots the aircraft. "…wonderful. My invention has more stable construction than this plane."
<Daedalus> "Can that thing even fly?"
<ZombieRaptor> Kendall steps off.
<Sirgoldfish> Dan gets on the plane, and sits in the middle.
<ihp> He gets on it regardless.
<ZombieRaptor> "Oh dear.."
<ZombieRaptor> Kendall gets on, sitting near the back.
<Daedalus> Billy gets on behind Dan, squeezing his large frame into the tiny plane.
<@Riemann> Ash pokes the side of the plane nervously
<Denied_Existence> Heinrich follows nearby, giving the plane a glance as well. "I mean that ve should have only fought in the air, not bring destruction to eachothers civilians. Neither our nor your bombing of cities had effect beyond civilian death."
<@Riemann> …Then proceeds to board, searching for seatbelts
<Daedalus> "This thing is gonna take us 'cross the pond?" Billy asks no one in particular
<Sirgoldfish> Dan arrogantly jumps inside the plane. "Seems fine to me!" He says as a joke.
<Sirgoldfish> *Thud*
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<Atcero> The degrading plane takes off as Dan is jumping. It is very shakey, rocking back and forth while taking off
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<ihp> "…we're flying across the Atlantic in this death trap. I'd rather walk."
<Sirgoldfish> "I am with you Jacob."
<Daedalus> "Seconded."
<Proto_Lost> "…oh God. We're /flying/?"
<ihp> "I'd rather invent a method to freeze the sea, and walk across it all the way to London."
<Denied_Existence> "Have seen pilots fly Stukas that vere worse off than this in the final year of the var."
<@Riemann> Ash doesn't seem unduly worried about the plane. It's whats coming afterwards that worries him
<Atcero> It smoothes out thankfully after a couple minutes. It's pretty nice after takeoff.
<Daedalus> Billy grumbles at Heinrich
<ZombieRaptor> (German planes were actually usually in good condition, just no fuel)
<Sirgoldfish> "I would trust the orbs more then this plane." Dan says to Jacob.
<ihp> Jacob sits in the back of the plane. He's read tales about how stewardesses have been sole survivors because they sat towards the back when the plane was in a nose dive.
<ihp> We
<Denied_Existence> (GTO-OOC)
<ihp> "We're going to London, to fight zombies."
<Sirgoldfish> "I did fight zombies before. Don't make a lot of noise."
<Proto_Lost> Harley grips his chair tightly, knuckles getting white as he tried to ignore the fact that he was flying over an unforgiving ocean, miles from land if ever they crashed.
<Daedalus> "WOOOOOO, MOTHERFUCKIN" LONDON HERE WE COME!"
<Sirgoldfish> "Use blunt weapons if you have to."
<ihp> "…I wish I could share your enthusiasm, Mr. Stykes."
<Proto_Lost> "…l-likewise." says Harley breathlessly, his eyes shut tight.
<Daedalus> "You'll see, it's nice there…" Billy quivers with anticipation
<ihp> "…Mr. Pinkerton, when did you fight Zombies? Unless you're referring to the awful time we had in the Empire State Building where everyone but myself went mad." Wow. So modest. Not arrogant at all.
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<Sirgoldfish> "I went to the 1970s."
<Sirgoldfish> "Look, that is not the point!"
<Sirgoldfish> "The point is that I would rather see no one die."
<Denied_Existence> Heinrich does his best to get comfortable for the several hour long flight.
<Sirgoldfish> "So please follow my lead."
<Sirgoldfish> "Don't make a lot of noise."
<ZombieRaptor> Kendall looks at Jacob and frowns. "That's certainly not helping team cohesion Jacob."
<Sirgoldfish> "Or these things are going to chase you."
<Atcero> Pause for Desc
<ihp> ~Team cohesion? We're as cohesive as sugar in acid.~
<ZombieRaptor> PAWS
<Proto_Lost> "Team cohesion only works if we're an actual team Kendy."
<ZombieRaptor> Paws.
<Atcero> As the flight is coming to an end and the plane is descending, they sink out of the clouds to look at London at night. It's serene with twinkling little lights in most of the city, except for one part. That one part looks dingy, even from the sky.
<ZombieRaptor> "Then I'm going to make you into a team…"
<Sirgoldfish> "Smells like Harlem."
<Denied_Existence> Heinrich has been asleep for a few hours now undoubtedly, sleeping rather upright.
<Proto_Lost> "See Jacob? We don't even have to get a map. We just head for where the people are running from."
<@Riemann> Ash hums to himself
<Daedalus> Billy's face is glues to the window, "Sweetheart, I'm home…"
<Sirgoldfish> "So, as I was saying don't blather your mouths to much."
<Atcero> The plane lands on an airstrip that seems to be connected to a major airport. The door opens for them to leave.
<Sirgoldfish> "Do we have the clear, team?"
<ihp> Jacob walks out of the plane, immediately looking for a map.
<@Riemann> Red pecks at the ground absentmindedly, cawing at Jacob as he steps out.
<Atcero> They landed outside, so Jacob would have to go inside. There is a door not far away and farly obvious
<ZombieRaptor> "So Red is with us for the run?"
<Daedalus> Billy gets off the plane, and immediatly starts to feel the ground, "This is it, this is London."
<ihp> "…I'm not even going to ask about the Emu at this point, Mr. Symmes." Jacob walks towards the door.
<Daedalus> "What's an Emu?"
<@Riemann> "Like I said. Can't get rid of him."
<Proto_Lost> Harley pries his cold fingers off the chair and shakily heads out. "…fuck flying forever."
<@Riemann> Daedalus, 4df
<Daedalus> 4df
<Glacon> Daedalus: 2 (4df=0, 0, +, +)
<@Riemann> 4df
<Glacon> Riemann: -4 (4df=-, -, -, -)
<ZombieRaptor> (Pfhaha)
<Sirgoldfish> Dan gets off the plane fresh as a daisy.
<@Riemann> There are no emus
<@Riemann> Emus don't even exist
<ZombieRaptor> Kendall still has her bag of sun flower seeds
<ZombieRaptor> She offers red some.
<Proto_Lost> "Right, so what the fuck do we do now?" He says, his hands shaking as he tried to light up.
<Atcero> Does everyone head inside the to the airport?
<Denied_Existence> Heinrich steps off the plane, following the others into the airport
<@Riemann> Red eats it happily, as Ash leaves towards the airport
<Daedalus> "Sounds like somethin' ya made up…" Billy heads toward the airport.
<Atcero> Ignore the first the
<Sirgoldfish> Dan does so walking next to Harley.
<Proto_Lost> He's following after Jacob, so yes.
<ihp> Jacob looks at Harley as he heads inside. "…we ask some authority figures."
<ihp> "You're good with police, so tell them we're from Interpol investigating odd events in the city."
<Sirgoldfish> "What about the locals?"
<ZombieRaptor> Kendall walks with everyone
<Sirgoldfish> "They hold no loyalties, so they may be more reliable."
<Atcero> A too cheerful security girl walks to the group with a heavy Brit accent "Why hello there!
<Atcero> "
<Sirgoldfish> "They have nothing to hide."
<Daedalus> "I know some of the locals, if they're still operatin' round these parts…"
<ihp> "…there are /millions/ of people in this city, Mr. Pinkerton. The odds of them knowing about as single string of events to any degree beyond reading it in the newspaper is astronomical."
<ZombieRaptor> "Hello ma'am."
<Sirgoldfish> "I like that plan."
<ZombieRaptor> Kendall smiles at her.
<Sirgoldfish> "Hello miss, my name is Jake Roberts."
<@Riemann> Ash gives a despondent wave
<Sirgoldfish> "Nice to meet you."
<Atcero> "I heard your little plane was arriving so I just wanted to check your passports"
<ihp> ~…shit.~
<ZombieRaptor> Can Kendall bluff?
<Atcero> Go for it
<Daedalus> "I can talk the London talk, if need be." Billy whispers to Dan
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<ZombieRaptor> 4df+10 Tagging smooth Talker. "Oh, that won't be necessary, we had them checked just a moment ago right after we stepped off."
<Glacon> ZombieRaptor: Tagging smooth Talker. "Oh, that won't be necessary, we had them checked just a moment ago right after we stepped off.": 12 (4df+10=+, +, -, +)
<Atcero> 4df+4 "Oh, you did now?"
<ZombieRaptor> She smiles at the guard.
<Glacon> Atcero: "Oh, you did now?": 6 (4df+4=0, 0, +, +)
<ZombieRaptor> Kendall nods.
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<Atcero> The girl nods, smiling back "Samantha must have been on top of it. All right then! Have a good night!"
<Atcero> She lets them pass.
<ihp> Jacob nods in approval to Kendall. ~Silver tongue…~
<Sirgoldfish> "Lets get going."
<ZombieRaptor> Kendall smirks at Jacob with a look like 'told ya'."
<@Riemann> Ash looks around airily
<Proto_Lost> Harley keeps close to Jacob, looking around.
<Atcero> Jacob, roll perc
<Denied_Existence> Heinrich raises an eyebrow, moving along with the others.
<ihp> 4df+4 huh what?
<Glacon> ihp: huh what?: 5 (4df+4=0, 0, 0, +)
<Daedalus> Billy pats Kendall on the back, "Nice tounge there, miss…"
<ZombieRaptor> She nods to Billy.
<Atcero> Jacob sees a thing full of maps!
<ihp> Jacob grabs at a map, and opens it. "…All right, now what?"
<ihp> Jacob looks at Billy. "Tell me, what's the equivalent of the Bureau of Investigation in this country?"
<Proto_Lost> "We need to ask around, see what people know."
<Daedalus> "I'll talk to some locals, see what they know."
<Sirgoldfish> "I will do that as well."
<Proto_Lost> He nods. "I'll come with you."
<Denied_Existence> "Scotland yard?" Heinrich suggests, having read Sherlock Holmes.
<Sirgoldfish> Is the group outside?
<Atcero> No, still inside
<@Riemann> "Secret Intelligence Service." Ash replies to Jacob
<ZombieRaptor> Kendall heads for outside.
<ZombieRaptor> (By the way it's about 2 in the morning there)
<Sirgoldfish> Dan heads outside.
<Atcero> This is the map Jacob has:
<Daedalus> "Fuck the Yard." Billy goes outside
<Atcero> http://www.probertencyclopaedia.com/photolib/maps/Map_of_London_1950.jpg
<ihp> "…I say we ask police officers. And Scotland Yard is city police, not international." Jacob blinks. "Wait. That's it. We got to the police and ask them!" Jacob takes the map with them.
<Daedalus> "Fuck. The. Yard. They won't tell ya shit."
<Proto_Lost> Harley smiles, finally they decide to work with the cops on their own."
<Proto_Lost> *-"
<ihp> "If I remember my Sherlock Holmes correctly, Scotland Yard is somewhere in Westminster. "
<Proto_Lost> "I say we talk to the yard, because the cops will know about this kind of shit."
<ihp> "
<ihp> "…Mr. Newclear, are you actually /agreeing/ with me?" Jacob almost sounds surprised.
<Sirgoldfish> Is it okay if Dan ask the locals? Persuasion?
<Daedalus> "It's not like they'll tell ya the time 'a day if your life depended on it."
<Proto_Lost> Harley makes his way outside. "Or you could just call 911 and call them over…and yes Jacob, believe it or not, I'm capable of agreeing with people."
<ihp> (It's 999)
<ihp> (In England, it's 999)
<Daedalus> "It's 999"
<Atcero> Dan can go right ahead
<Proto_Lost> Harley's American, he couldn't care less.
<Sirgoldfish> 4df+9 Dan gets down and dirty and asked the locals if they have seen anything odd "I am Jack!"
<Glacon> Sirgoldfish: Dan gets down and dirty and asked the locals if they have seen anything odd "I am Jack!": 11 (4df+9=+, +, +, -)
<ihp> "…all right. Or we could find a 'bobby'-" He looks at Billy for confirmation that that is what they're called. "And ask them about odd goings-on."
<ihp> Can Jacob roll perception to look for a policeman?
<Daedalus> "Bobbies won't tell ya shit either, unless ya have enough green."
<Atcero> Dan, you manage to stop a man that looks about in his 20's with a sharp looking suit.
<Denied_Existence> "Unless ve have contacts with them I am not sure how much ve vill be able to glean."
<Atcero> Jacob can, yes
<ihp> 4df+4 Here bobby bobby bobby…
<Atcero> "Yes sir? And?"
<Glacon> ihp: Here bobby bobby bobby…: 2 (4df+4=-, -, 0, 0)
<Proto_Lost> "Something tells me you're not exactly popular with the fuzz here, Billy."
<ihp> Flipmuffins.
<ZombieRaptor> "I can talk to the police."
<ZombieRaptor> (Cuntermuffins.)
<Atcero> Jacob could not tell a Police man from a commoner
<ihp> But they have great big hats! :(
<@Riemann> 4df+3 Ash helps!
<Glacon> Riemann: Ash helps!: 4 (4df+3=+, 0, -, +)
<Atcero> Jacob became to short to see them
<ZombieRaptor> 4df+5 Kendall searches
<Glacon> ZombieRaptor: Kendall searches: 5 (4df+5=-, +, -, +)
<Sirgoldfish> "Hello, good sir! I am a explorer, and I was wondering if you have seen any thing odd?"
<Daedalus> "I'm not…" Billy sighs, "I actually have a bit of a bounty on me head 'ere. $1000 to be exact."
<ZombieRaptor> ~Oh hell.~
<ZombieRaptor> "Great."
<Atcero> Ash and Kendall, you /think/ you see a police man. He's not even that far
<Sirgoldfish> "Anything that has been off lately."
<ZombieRaptor> "Stay out of sight please."
<@Riemann> Ash trots over.
<ZombieRaptor> Kendall walks towards him.
<ZombieRaptor> "Excuse me sir?"
<Proto_Lost> He scratches his chin with a smile. "Well shit, mind if I call them up on that bounty? It could get them over here if we promise to hand you over."
<Atcero> "Odd sir? No, nothing odd" the suit man says to Dan
<Daedalus> "It's been a few years… Fuck ya Harley."
<Atcero> It is in fact a police person! "Yes, ma'am?"
<Sirgoldfish> Roll persuasion to make him talk?
<ihp> Jacob looks at Harley. "You can have Mr. Stykes arrested /after/ we complete this mission." Jacob's obviously joking. "But for now, talk to the policeman, assuming miss Kendall doesn't get any information out of him."
<ZombieRaptor> "Have you seen anything strange around lately?"
<Proto_Lost> "Hey, I bagged a perp who was on the lam for twenty five years, it's never too late for correction Billy," He says, nudging his ribs.
<Atcero> This guy is being honest, Dan. He looks like he doesn't keep up much with the city
<ihp> Jacob whispers to Harley. "Tell him you're from the ICPC, and that you're looking into reports of criminal activity involving corpses."
<Daedalus> "I ain't goin' back…" Billy frowns, "Besides, me friends'll probably get me out anyway."
<Sirgoldfish> Roll perception+ urban subterfuge to find some one who may know something?
<Atcero> "Strange?" the policeman thinks. "I haven't seen anything… but apparently Fulham has been having some odd things going on"
<ZombieRaptor> "Fulham? Mind elaborating?"
<Proto_Lost> "I'll see what Kendall does, and when she fucks up, I'll move in." He whispers to Jacob.
<ihp> "Fair enough."
<Daedalus> "After this, I'll take you guys to a /real/ pub. How's a bout that?" Billy nudges Harley
<ihp> "…truthfully? If we can contain the skip, I'm wondering if we can stay here for a day or so."
<Atcero> "Fulham is a district not to far from here. Take a left at that street and head straight down and you should reach it in no time" he points out to Kendall
<ZombieRaptor> She nods. "Thank you."
<Proto_Lost> "Sounds good, but let's finish first." He says, approaching Kendall. "We done here agent Kendall?"
<Atcero> He nods back "No problem, ma'am"
<ZombieRaptor> "We are. The happenings appear to be occurring in Fulham."
<ihp> "…that's right here," Jacob points to the map. "Good work, Agent."
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<Proto_Lost> "Right, the ICPC thanks you for your help sergeant." He says to the officer, before heading back to Jacob.
<ZombieRaptor> Kendall heads back.
<@Riemann> Ash blinks at Harley. ~Great cover. Fantastic.~
<Atcero> The cop nods and returns to protecting the city from crime unknown to the public. He is so proud of himself.
<ihp> Jacob starts walking towards Fulham. "Let's keep in two groups. One…" He starts Countin heads. Dan, Ash, Harley, Himself, Kendall, Billy. "Six people in one group will draw suspicion."
<ihp> "Three at most."
<ZombieRaptor> "We should have Dan and myself in separate groups, we can both talk our way out of situations."
<Atcero> One group stay here, other go to #tooltime
<Proto_Lost> "I'll go with you and Billy, since I'm the people person. Kendall, go with Dan and Ash because you guys need a people person too."
<ihp> "Indeed. And Harley and I should each be with a group."
<Daedalus> "Fulham, eh? Alright, I know there streets better than anyone."
<ihp> "…or we can stick together. Two heads are better than one."
<Sirgoldfish> (Thanks Zombie.)
<ZombieRaptor> "Dan should be in a different group, he's /excellent/ at subterfuge, we don't need two in one group."
<ZombieRaptor> (No problem, don't want Kendall stealing dan's thunder too much)
<Sirgoldfish> Dan returns to the rest of the group.
<Daedalus> "Who got the map?"
<Sirgoldfish> (:D)
<ihp> "I have the map."
<ZombieRaptor> "I have directions from the cop."
<ihp> "William and I should be in separate groups, as the two of us together would be redundant."
<Proto_Lost> "Right, so sound off. Who's going with who?"
<Sirgoldfish> Dan nods at kendall.
<ihp> "I'll go with Daniel and Ashleigh."
<Sirgoldfish> *Kendall
<ZombieRaptor> "I'll go with Harley and Billy then."
<Sirgoldfish> "All right."
<Proto_Lost> "Guess I'm with Kendy and Billy."
<Daedalus> Billy nods, "Shall we do this then?"
<Atcero> Kendalls group head to #tooltime please
<ihp> Jacob starts walking along the pavement, heading to Fulham.
<@Riemann> Ash walks with him. "Planning on using that restraining device?"
<Atcero> Pause for Desc
<ihp> "…if necessary, Mr. Symmes."
<Sirgoldfish> Dan takes the middle of the group.
<Denied_Existence> Heinrich appears to be the odd man out, so he follows Dan.
<Atcero> You reach the area in a short time. It is a run-down place to say the least. Rats are scurrying around, people line the streets coughing violently. The bricks are caked in mud and the buildings look like they are about to collpase.
<ihp> "…I thought Whitechapel was supposed to be the bad part of London? Jack the Ripper and all that."
<@Riemann> "…Did we just step into Victorian era London?"
<@Riemann> Ash pokes the side of a building with his boot. "Is that mud?"
<Sirgoldfish> "No, we stepped into the bad area."
<ihp> Jacob walks up to a person. "Excuse me, sir, do you have the date?"
<Atcero> "Today is the fourth o' May…" A man says on the side of the road. He has a tattered shawl on covered in brown
<ihp> "…thank you." Jacob looks at the man. "…tell me, why is your clothing in this state?"
<@Riemann> "That was a longer aeroplane ride than I thought."
<Sirgoldfish> Dan looks around for any people who look like they may know anything. Criminals, urchins. anything.
<ihp> Jacob looks at Ash. "Time zones."
<Sirgoldfish> Any one who has a deep connection to the streets.
<@Riemann> "Two months difference?"
<Atcero> "The mud… coats evr'thing"
<Sirgoldfish> "I don't like this."
<ihp> Can Jacob use science to inspect the mud?
<Sirgoldfish> "I am going to try to see if I can get a good view."
<Denied_Existence> It sort of reminds Heinrich of the springs in Russia.
<ihp> Atcero?
<Atcero> He can
<@Riemann> Actero*
<ihp> 4df+5 I do what I must because I can, for the good of all of us, except for the other group…
<Glacon> ihp: I do what I must because I can, for the good of all of us, except for the other group…: 6 (4df+5=+, -, +, 0)
<Sirgoldfish> Can Dan roll urban subterfuge to climb a building?
<Sirgoldfish> To get a good look around.
<Atcero> Yep
<Atcero> The mud seems to be normal
<Sirgoldfish> 4df+7 strength and Urban subterfuge Dan looks for a particularly medium building to get a good height and climbs.
<Glacon> Sirgoldfish: strength and Urban subterfuge Dan looks for a particularly medium building to get a good height and climbs.: 8 (4df+7=+, -, +, 0)
<ihp> Jacob frowns. "…mud might not be a factor." He looks at all the rats running around. "…those, on the other hand…"
<Sirgoldfish> *average building
<Atcero> He finds one! It looks pretty dangerous though… Might collapse if climbed on
<Sirgoldfish> Dan kicks it for structural integrity.
<@Riemann> "We just walked into Canterbury Tales…"
<Sirgoldfish> If Dan climbs it that would be agility+Urban subterfuge?
<Atcero> Yes
<Sirgoldfish> 4df+8 Dan takes a deep breath, and begins to climb
<Glacon> Sirgoldfish: Dan takes a deep breath, and begins to climb: 10 (4df+8=+, +, +, -)
<ihp> Jacob shakes his head as he looks up at Dan. "He's going to get himself killed…" He starts looking around for anything that looks like a walking corpse.
<Atcero> Dan somehow manages to climb it without it collapsing
<Sirgoldfish> (WHAT WHAT)
<Sirgoldfish> Dan looks around the city, and looks if this actually is the past.
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<@Riemann> Ash looks around the district. "No, really, this is scaring me."
<ihp> Or better yet… Jacob walks up to a sickly man. "Sir? Are you sick?"
<Sirgoldfish> Dan resists shouting I told you to! to Jacob
<Atcero> Dan you can still see the electric lights from London. It's still the present
<Atcero> The man coughs "We are all sick, sonny"
<@Riemann> "What with?"
<ihp> "…don't you have access to a doctor? To medicine?"
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<Sirgoldfish> Dan then looks around for anything odd AKA walking corpse or anything else of interest.
<Atcero> "The Plague… and you think any of us can afford it?" he starts laughing but breaks down coughing "Please…"
<ihp> "…plague?" Can Jacob roll academics to remember something about a plague?
<@Riemann> Ash looks at Jacob, and mouths "The Plague?"
<ihp> Atcero?
<Sirgoldfish> Atcero?
<Atcero> (Sorry, tt)
<Atcero> Jacob can
<ihp> 4df+4 What plague? I'm not a god-damn immunology student.
<Glacon> ihp: What plague? I'm not a god-damn immunology student.: 4 (4df+4=+, -, -, +)
<Atcero> (If I don't respond it's because of the other channel)
<Sirgoldfish> I see, so does Dan have to roll to see anything odd?
<@Riemann> "The Black Plague…? Looks about matched with this place."
<Atcero> No, nothing really.
<Sirgoldfish> Dan returns to the rest of the group.
<ihp> "…black plague. Right." Jacob frowns. "No doctors? Are you sure? Where's the nearest hospital?"
<Atcero> The man nods at Ash "And 'he' cures some of us…. not a very good cure though" he starts laughing again
<ihp> "…who's 'he'?"
<Sirgoldfish> "Well, this is still the present I saw the lights."
<Denied_Existence> "…" Heinrich decides it might be a good time for a gas mask.
<Sirgoldfish> "Would you mind telling me where this man is?"
<@Riemann> "…'he', if I've learned anything, is exactly who we're looking for."
<Atcero> "No one knows… he comes and goes…"
<ihp> "You don't even know it's a man, Pinkerton."
<ihp> Jacob frowns. "…who does he come for?"
<ihp> "And what does he look like?"
<Sirgoldfish> "Lady, thing whatever."
<@Riemann> "No, he's definitely a 'he'."
<Sirgoldfish> "Is there any place he likes to come from the most?"
<ihp> ~It might not even be human… just humanoid. Like Bobble.~
<Sirgoldfish> "A place that he commonly appears?"
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<Sirgoldfish> Dan begins to fain a cough.
<@Riemann> Ash stands and waits. It'll come to him. It always does.
<Atcero> "He comes to cure… not much of a cure though…"
<ihp> ~That was informative.~ Jacob asks again, "What does he look like? We're here to stop him."
<Sirgoldfish> He whispers this to the other group members. "We need to find someone else."
<Sirgoldfish> "This man knows nothing."
<ihp> "…Pinkerton, will you /shut up/ for once in your life?!"
<Sirgoldfish> He whispers this.
<Atcero> "Oh the doctor looks just like that… a doctor. Not a modern one though, mind you"
<Denied_Existence> "Herr Pinkerton seems correct."
<Sirgoldfish> (Well, we are not getting any where with him.)
<Sirgoldfish> Dan nods to Heinrich.
<@Riemann> Ash takes a step away from Jacob and Dan, not being part of this argument.
<ihp> Jacob is becoming frustrated by the lack of information, and then- "Thank you." He looks at Ash. "What did doctors look like in plague times? I seem to remember something about bird masks."
<@Riemann> Ash nods. "Yup. Ghastly things. Wore all black, too."
<ihp> "…they mentioned a black Garb. Well, we at least know what we're looking for now."
<@Riemann> "They buried more people than they saved."
<Sirgoldfish> "I say we look for some sort of leader."
<ihp> "…do you know what they used to cure? I remember it involved flowers or something…"
<@Riemann> "Posies?"
<Sirgoldfish> "Or perhaps a large group of the sick, so this plague man appears."
<@Riemann> "Roses."
<ihp> "…ring around the rosie, pocket pull of posie… Ashes, ashes, we all fall down."
<Denied_Existence> "I believe it was that they had flowers within their masks to ward off the sickness."
<@Riemann> "Ring around the rosy, pocket full of posies… Posies!"
<Sirgoldfish> "Ashes ashes we all fall down."
<ihp> "…I have an idea. Follow your nose!"
<ihp> 4df+4 Jacob sniffs the air for anything flowery in this dank environment.
<Glacon> ihp: Jacob sniffs the air for anything flowery in this dank environment.: 6 (4df+4=+, +, 0, 0)
<@Riemann> 4df+3 Let me not smell anything
<Glacon> Riemann: Let me not smell anything: 5 (4df+3=+, -, +, +)
<Denied_Existence> Heinrich is unconvinced they'll be able to smell any flowers.
<Atcero> There is nothing than the rottening stench of shit and the earthy smell of mud
<@Riemann> "… This is ridiculous."
<ihp> "…so much for that idea."
<Sirgoldfish> "I have an idea."
<@Riemann> Ash points further in. "He's probably in there."
<Sirgoldfish> 4df+5 Dan looks for a large group of the sick or someone sort of leader.
<Glacon> Sirgoldfish: Dan looks for a large group of the sick or someone sort of leader.: 6 (4df+5=0, +, 0, 0)
<Denied_Existence> "You found plenty of 'gardens', just not the ones you were looking for."
<Atcero> There really is no leader. Everyone is in the same hole as everyone else
<ihp> "…if they're being 'cured' by the doctor, why would they want to /follow/ him? Use your head…"
<@Riemann> "Sounds like there are mixed opinions of him. 'Cures', but not very well."
<Sirgoldfish> "Because your fucking flower idea was brilliant!"
<Sirgoldfish> "How about you stay realistic!"
<ihp> "…the cure is mostly likely turning them into zombies."
<Denied_Existence> "I have heard stories of poisons that leave a man impaired and nearly corpse-like."
<Sirgoldfish> "I know this."
<ihp> Jacob starts walking around, sniffing for anything that smells remotely like a flower.
<Denied_Existence> "Perhaps this is not necromatic in origin?"
<@Riemann> 4df+3 Searching for signs on or above the doors
<Glacon> Riemann: Searching for signs on or above the doors: 2 (4df+3=-, +, 0, -)
<@Riemann> "There was… Something about signs. On doors."
<Atcero> Ash sees nothing… Nothing at all. Everything seems the same
<@Riemann> "…Not that I can see anything."
<Atcero> Perc Roll everyone
<ihp> 4df+4 huh what?
<Glacon> ihp: huh what?: 2 (4df+4=-, 0, 0, -)
<Sirgoldfish> 4df+5
<Glacon> Sirgoldfish: 5 (4df+5=0, 0, +, -)
<@Riemann> 4df+3 Oh no.
<Glacon> Riemann: Oh no.: 5 (4df+3=+, -, +, +)
<Atcero> Ash and Dan, you hear a faint gunshot from not that far away.
<Denied_Existence> (Vision, hearing, or smell?)
<Denied_Existence> (Ah)
<Denied_Existence> 4df+4
<Glacon> Denied_Existence: 5 (4df+4=0, -, +, +)
<Sirgoldfish> "I heard a gun!"
<Atcero> Same with Heinrich
<@Riemann> "… So did I…"
<Denied_Existence> "Seems our kameraden are in trouble." He starts off towards the gunshot at a jog.
<Atcero> It's fairly easy to follow if you choose so
<Sirgoldfish> "You guys want to follow it? It is our best lead?""
<ihp> "…where from?"
<Sirgoldfish> "That way." Dan points to where he heard it.
<@Riemann> Ash points to the direction.
<@Riemann> "I'd really rather not…"
<Denied_Existence> "Komme Aus!" Heinrich shouts, already hurrying that way
<Sirgoldfish> "It is our best lead"
<ihp> Jacob runs towards it, drawing his restraining device.
<Sirgoldfish> "But I don't know if I want to go towards danger like that."
<Sirgoldfish> Dan follows the rest of the group.
<@Riemann> Ash stands alone, the swears violently before following the group
<Atcero> Not to long after, you see the other three outside a building
<Atcero> Migrate to #tooltime
Tooltime
<ZombieRaptor> Kendall is here n stuff
<Daedalus> Billy heads down the street, taking in the London air.
<ZombieRaptor> She starts walking to the directions the cop gave her
<Proto_Lost> Harley takes a swig of his sanity flask, feeling a little like he needs the pick me up.
<Atcero> Pause for Desc
<ZombieRaptor> paawwss
<Atcero> You reach the area in a short time. It is a run-down place to say the least. Rats are scurrying around, people line the streets coughing violently. The bricks are caked in mud and the buildings look like they are about to collpase.
<ZombieRaptor> "Looks like the right place." Kendall jokes.
<Proto_Lost> "…fuck me if this isn't some Oliver Twist shit."
<Daedalus> "It's a lovely day…" He comments, regardless of the weather. "You mind if we make one stop somewhere after this is done? I got somethin' I need to do."
<ZombieRaptor> "Maybe."
<ZombieRaptor> Any cops around?
<ZombieRaptor> 4df+5
<Glacon> ZombieRaptor: 6 (4df+5=0, +, 0, 0)
<Daedalus> "This ain't nothin… you shoulda seen the Blitz"
<Proto_Lost> "Billy, if this stop is you killing the man who set you up, I will call the cops on you faster than you can say Bob's your uncle."
<ZombieRaptor> "Hun, you should have seen Post war Dresden."
<Daedalus> Billy lights up a cigar, "Naw… it's ah… Rosie."
<ZombieRaptor> Any cops Atcero?
<ZombieRaptor> Rolled a 6
<Atcero> No cops to be seen… But you do see some people acting very sketchy… almost like they saw something
<ZombieRaptor> Kendall approaches one. "Excuse me sir?"
<ZombieRaptor> She keeps up her smile.
<Proto_Lost> Harley hangs back, scanning the alleys for trouble.
<Atcero> Its a women who would fairly pretty, if not the mud and scared look in her eyes. "Y-y-yes?"
<ZombieRaptor> "Have you seen anything odd lately? A man in black robes perhaps?"
<Daedalus> Billy doesn't act like he's on a misson, in fact he's pretty much enjoying himself
<Atcero> "O-o-of course… everyone has seen him here…. He… he takes people… wh-while they aren't looking" she says, breaking into sobs
<ZombieRaptor> "Can you tell me where he usually is at?"
<Daedalus> Billy's ear perks up.
<Daedalus> He goes to the woman, "Who is this?"
<Daedalus> "Who takes people?"
<ZombieRaptor> "Agent Sky hold on a moment please."
<Atcero> She shakes her head, violenty "No one knows… no one comes out alive… they come out like… like those BEASTS" she shouts and runs.
<Proto_Lost> He's letting them do their detective thing, before the lady just screams. "Heh, well one of us certainly ignored his oral hygiene it seems."
<ZombieRaptor> Kendall looks around
<ZombieRaptor> 4df+5 Beasts?
<Glacon> ZombieRaptor: Beasts?: 7 (4df+5=+, +, -, +)
<Atcero> In the distance Kendall, you see ambling figures. They don't seem quite normal, almost apelike
<ZombieRaptor> Kendall pulls her knife. "Some figures over there." She points.
<Proto_Lost> 4df+8 eye for detail, looking at the figures closely.
<Glacon> Proto_Lost: eye for detail, looking at the figures closely.: 10 (4df+8=+, +, +, -)
<Atcero> Harley sees the same thing, except that you can tell they are in fact human, or at least in looks
<Daedalus> 4df+9 Billy looks out at them too
<Glacon> Daedalus: Billy looks out at them too: 9 (4df+9=+, +, -, -)
<Atcero> Billy, you see the same thing as Harley
<Daedalus> Billy raises his shotgun
<ZombieRaptor> "Don't shoot please."
<Proto_Lost> "They look fine to me…emphasis on looks." He brings his Colt up, in case they bum-rushed them.
<ZombieRaptor> "Too much noise."
<ZombieRaptor> Kendall approaches them.
<Daedalus> Billy pulls out his axe with his other hand and follows behind Kendall
<ZombieRaptor> 4df+5 She's much closer now.
<Glacon> ZombieRaptor: She's much closer now.: 5 (4df+5=0, 0, -, +)
<ZombieRaptor> Perception
<Proto_Lost> Harley follows suit, keeping his gun up because someone had to.
<Atcero> There is something off about them. They are shuffleing and it looks like they have a cut down their stomach that was sewed up.
<Atcero> You can also see that there are 3 of them in all
<ZombieRaptor> "Sirs?"
<Atcero> They all turn on you quickly and start charging.
<Atcero> Everyone roll
<Proto_Lost> Roll what?
<ZombieRaptor> 4df+9 Kendall jumps and roundhouse kicks one in the face, cause tagging martial arts.
<Glacon> ZombieRaptor: Kendall jumps and roundhouse kicks one in the face, cause tagging martial arts.: 11 (4df+9=0, +, 0, +)
<Daedalus> 4df+9 Billy hacks one in the neck with his axe
<Glacon> Daedalus: Billy hacks one in the neck with his axe: 10 (4df+9=+, 0, 0, 0)
<Atcero> Def. or agility
<ZombieRaptor> No melee?
<Atcero> I'll count those after, sorry for the short notice
<ZombieRaptor> 4df+5 pdef
<Glacon> ZombieRaptor: pdef: 5 (4df+5=+, -, 0, 0)
<Daedalus> 4df+5
<Glacon> Daedalus: 4 (4df+5=-, 0, +, -)
<Proto_Lost> 4df+3 agh
<Glacon> Proto_Lost: agh: 4 (4df+3=0, -, +, +)
<Proto_Lost> pdef by the way
<Atcero> 4df+6 I WANT TO KILL YOU DEAD BOYS
<Glacon> Atcero: I WANT TO KILL YOU DEAD BOYS: 3 (4df+6=-, 0, -, -)
<Atcero> 4df+6 What's behind door #2?
<Glacon> Atcero: What's behind door #2?: 5 (4df+6=+, -, 0, -)
<Atcero> 4df+6 Final one then
<Glacon> Atcero: Final one then: 6 (4df+6=-, 0, 0, +)
<Atcero> Kendall, it misses you
<ZombieRaptor> Kendall then smashes it's head with her foot.
<Atcero> One of them manages to get Billy, but it barely does anything
<ZombieRaptor> If the roll is high enough
<Atcero> It manages to claw Harley a little
<ZombieRaptor> Any damage taken for anyone?
<Atcero> One sec
<Atcero> 4df+4 Huh?
<Glacon> Atcero: Huh?: 7 (4df+4=0, +, +, +)
<Atcero> Kendall you stagger him quite a bit. There is an imprint on his face but he's still kicking
<Atcero> 4df+4 What was that?
<Glacon> Atcero: What was that?: 5 (4df+4=0, +, +, -)
<Atcero> Billy you cut about half way into a neck. Blood starts coming out and goes all over your axe
<Daedalus> "Gotcha!"
<ZombieRaptor> Kendall stabs her knife into Zombie #3's head, hoping Harley doesn't shoot.
<ZombieRaptor> 4df+8
<Glacon> ZombieRaptor: 8 (4df+8=-, +, -, +)
<Atcero> It falls dead, still twitching a little.
<Proto_Lost> Harley snarls and aims his gun at the one that nabbed him.
<Atcero> 4df+4 I guess it was knife to meet me?
<Glacon> Atcero: I guess it was knife to meet me?: 6 (4df+4=0, +, +, 0)
<Proto_Lost> 4df+3 shootan anyway
<Glacon> Proto_Lost: shootan anyway: 4 (4df+3=-, 0, +, +)
<ZombieRaptor> (..)
<ZombieRaptor> She glares at Harley.
<Atcero> Harley you hit it in the arm and it just grunts. The knife hits the things chest and it stumbles, howling this time
<ZombieRaptor> Kendall quickly withdraws. "Billy kill the other one."
<ZombieRaptor> Can I roll melee again?
<Daedalus> "Wit Pleasure."
<Atcero> Of course
<Daedalus> 4df+5 Bang
<Glacon> Daedalus: Bang: 6 (4df+5=0, +, -, +)
<ZombieRaptor> 4df+8 Kendalltries to land her blade into the temple.
<Glacon> ZombieRaptor: Kendalltries to land her blade into the temple.: 10 (4df+8=+, +, 0, 0)
<Atcero> 4df+4 I lived, but I failed
<Glacon> Atcero: I lived, but I failed: 5 (4df+4=0, 0, +, 0)
<Atcero> It's killed.
<ZombieRaptor> Kendall pulls her blade out with some trouble, pretty firmly lodged into it's skull.
<Atcero> 4df+4 uh oh
<Glacon> Atcero: uh oh: 3 (4df+4=0, 0, 0, -)
<Proto_Lost> Harley coughs, dusting himself off. "Jesus, shouldn't we have tried talking first?"
<Atcero> Billy kills the final one
<ZombieRaptor> She kneels and wipes it off on its clothes before putting it in his sheath.
<Daedalus> Billy wipes the blood off his axe with a hankerchief, "Bloody thing…"
<Daedalus> He also reloads
<ZombieRaptor> "I tried… That was.. Quaint."
<ZombieRaptor> She smiles and Harley and walks the direction they came from.
<ZombieRaptor> 4df+5 Anything else spoopy around?
<Glacon> ZombieRaptor: Anything else spoopy around?: 7 (4df+5=0, +, 0, +)
<Atcero> No, but they did seem to be coming from a certain direction
<Daedalus> "Like the bloody cultists," Billy thinks for second, "Why does everything we fight eat bullets for breakfast?"
<ZombieRaptor> Kendall is already heading that way.
<Daedalus> Billy follows close behind her, in battle mode.
<ZombieRaptor> "They don't take knives well Billy."
<Daedalus> "Heh, they sure don't, Miss Lewis, They sure don't."
<Proto_Lost> "Guns don't seem to do jackshit."
<Atcero> Everyon, Perc roll
<ZombieRaptor> 4df+5
<Glacon> ZombieRaptor: 6 (4df+5=0, +, -, +)
<Proto_Lost> 4df+8 eye for detail baby
<Glacon> Proto_Lost: eye for detail baby: 6 (4df+8=0, -, -, 0)
<Daedalus> 4df+9
<Atcero> Glacon?
<Daedalus> 4df+9
<Daedalus> 4df+9
<Glacon> Daedalus: 10 (4df+9=-, 0, +, +)
<ZombieRaptor> 4df+9 what
<Glacon> ZombieRaptor: what: 9 (4df+9=-, 0, 0, +)
<ZombieRaptor> Nvm
<Atcero> Harley, Kendall. You see a run down place but it doesn't seem to be that much worse then the rest of the place.
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<Atcero> Billy, holy shit can you see that it is worse. Flickering lights outside, rusted doors on decaying hinges… it's horrible
<Proto_Lost> "Well, there's a shithole that looks more of a shithole than the rest of the place."
<Daedalus> "It's even worse than that…" ~Reminds me of honorhall…~ "Somethin' tells me we need to head in there…"
<ZombieRaptor> Kendall walks up and tries the door.
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<Proto_Lost> "You expect me to go into that plague-riddled shithole? Without disinfectant? This suit is going to smell like ass for a month."
<ihp> Jacob runs up to the rest of the group. "There were gunshots?"
<Denied_Existence> Heinrich runs up to the other group. "Ve heard a gunshot."
<Atcero> The door is open, if a bit hard to open
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<Sirgoldfish> Dan appears in front of the group.
<ZombieRaptor> Kendall tries opening it, she pulls her knife out.
<ZombieRaptor> "Don't shoot on sight please."
<Sirgoldfish> "Well, that was fucking worthless."
<@Riemann> Ash trails behind, despondent
<ZombieRaptor> She says to the others.
<Atcero> It lets out an ear piercing *screeeeech*
<Daedalus> "It was me an' Harley. We shot two stiff fuckers."
<ihp> "…what was the gunshot?"
<ihp> "…oh."
<Denied_Existence> "Vhat sort of zombies vere they?"
<Sirgoldfish> "A zombie?"
<ZombieRaptor> Kendall frowns and step inside.
<ihp> Jacob nods at Billy. "We're dealing with a plague doctor. The zombies are patients they've cured."
<ZombieRaptor> 4df+5 spoopy stuff while everyone stands there?
<Glacon> ZombieRaptor: spoopy stuff while everyone stands there?: 4 (4df+5=-, -, 0, +)
<Proto_Lost> "A what now?"
<Daedalus> "Like cultists, 'cept they had real blood and moved faster."
<Sirgoldfish> "Well we need to pay the doctor a visit?"
<ihp> "Plague doctor. Beaked mask, black robes… kills more than they cure…?"
<Daedalus> Billy follows Kendall inside, axe in hand
<@Riemann> "Must we?"
<ihp> "Oh, and posies."
<ZombieRaptor> Descp of house?
<Atcero> its dark, very dark. You can see in the middle though an operating table with a single light fixture hanging above it.
<@Riemann> "…"
<Proto_Lost> Harley moves in behind Kendall, gun raised. "Well, isn't that delightful
<Denied_Existence> Heinrich places a hand against his concealed holster, stepping inside with the rest.
<Proto_Lost> ."
<@Riemann> "… We have to go in there, don't we."
<Atcero> Everyone roll perc other than Zombie
<ihp> 4df+4 oh what.
<Glacon> ihp: oh what.: 2 (4df+4=-, 0, -, 0)
<Denied_Existence> 4df+4
<Glacon> Denied_Existence: 4 (4df+4=0, 0, -, +)
<@Riemann> 4df+3 oh noes
<Glacon> Riemann: oh noes: 5 (4df+3=0, 0, +, +)
<Proto_Lost> 4df+8 eye for detail is so good
<Glacon> Proto_Lost: eye for detail is so good: 6 (4df+8=+, -, -, -)
<Proto_Lost> fuck you glacon
<ZombieRaptor> 4df+10 "Anyone here please show yourself." Persuasion.
<Glacon> ZombieRaptor: "Anyone here please show yourself." Persuasion.: 7 (4df+10=-, -, 0, -)
<Daedalus> 4df+9
<Glacon> Daedalus: 8 (4df+9=0, 0, -, 0)
<Sirgoldfish> 4df+5 I C U
<Glacon> Sirgoldfish: I C U: 3 (4df+5=0, -, 0, -)
<@Riemann> 4df+10 Persuasion "Please? There are so many guns."
<Glacon> Riemann: Persuasion "Please? There are so many guns.": 11 (4df+10=+, -, +, 0)
<Atcero> Jacob, Dan and Heinrich you see what Kendall sees
<Atcero> Ash and Harley, you see a dark shape off to the side… just standing there
<@Riemann> Ash got an 11 to persuasion, and Kendall got a 7, so do with it what you will
<Proto_Lost> "We got a perp near the walls." He says, bringing his gun up. "Show yourself!"
<Atcero> The shape says nothing back. Just mearly watches
<ZombieRaptor> Kendall looks.
<Daedalus> (What about Billy?)
<Sirgoldfish> (It likes to watch.)
<@Riemann> (Bugger Billy)
<ZombieRaptor> Billy probably saw the same as Harley n ash.
<Atcero> (Billy saw what Ash and all saw, sorry)
<ihp> Jacob readies his long-range restraining device, ready to use it against the thing.
<Atcero> The figure comes out, making a deep sound. Almost like chuckling
<ZombieRaptor> "Sir?"
<Daedalus> Billy raises his axe and shotgun at the thing, "What the fuck are you?"
<Denied_Existence> Heinrich draws his gun as well, but keeps it at his side for the moment.
<ZombieRaptor> "Try not to kill it."
<ihp> "Stop talking to it!" Jacob hisses. "Just because it acts like a person doesn't mean it is a person!"
<@Riemann> "Ashes, ashes, we all. Fall. Down."
<Atcero> "My my…" a deep voice says. "I see the disease is in some of you too…"
<ZombieRaptor> Kendall glares at Jacob. "Better than you lot pumping it full of bullets."
<Daedalus> Billy glares at the thing, ready to shoot it right in the head, "I got an ointment for that!"
<Denied_Existence> Heinrich raises his gun and moves to the side, flanking slightly.
<Proto_Lost> "Right, shoot it." He says simply, not intent on hearing its little spiel.
<ZombieRaptor> "No."
<ZombieRaptor> "We contain, not kill."
<Daedalus> "Can I just axe the fuckin' thing?"
<ZombieRaptor> "No!"
<Atcero> It comes into the light a little and this is what you see:
<@Riemann> "Can I leave?"
<Atcero> http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/cvYFUR6rRx4/hqdefault.jpg
<ihp> Jacob moves to the front of the group. ~Speak for yourself. I blew up a sapient computer.~ "Sir… if you are a doctor, we may have a place for you."
<Daedalus> "Holy fuck…"
<Sirgoldfish> "We have labs where you can enhance your cure!"
<ihp> "A place where you can work on all the diseased you want."
<Sirgoldfish> "Please come with us willing"
<@Riemann> "Um… Guys…"
<ZombieRaptor> 4df+10 "Come with us please, we do not want you harmed, as well as giving you a chance to further study the plague."
<Glacon> ZombieRaptor: "Come with us please, we do not want you harmed, as well as giving you a chance to further study the plague.": 12 (4df+10=+, -, +, +)
<Atcero> "Ah… but see how can I work with people who are diseased themselves? I must cure you all before that happens…"
<Proto_Lost> "I'm all for containing it when it can't do shit anymore."
<@Riemann> "I don't think that's happening."
<ZombieRaptor> "You can cure us later."
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<Daedalus> "Don't you fucking move, I swear to all that's holy I will pump you fulla lead."
<Sirgoldfish> 4df+9 Dan begins to appeal to the doctor "Have you tested your cure?" Come with us."
<Glacon> Sirgoldfish: Dan begins to appeal to the doctor "Have you tested your cure?" Come with us.": 8 (4df+9=0, +, -, -)
<ZombieRaptor> ~For gods sake restrain it.~
<ihp> Jacob shrugs. "Suit yourself."
<Atcero> the Doctor shakes his head. "I can't, sadly… I cannot work with things that are not cured"
<Proto_Lost> "I'm with Billy over here, and I'd like to have permission to do just that Kendall."
<ZombieRaptor> "Someone restrain it please."
<ZombieRaptor> "Without killing it."
<Daedalus> Billy walks over to the thing, 'With pleasure…"
<ihp> 4df+7 Jacob tries to use his long-range restraining device to wrap it around some part of the doctor's body. (Ranged+Improvise!)
<Glacon> ihp: Jacob tries to use his long-range restraining device to wrap it around some part of the doctor's body. (Ranged+Improvise!): 7 (4df+7=-, +, 0, 0)
<Atcero> It starts walking towards Kendall, slowly reaching out a hand
<Proto_Lost> Harley takes aim for a kneecap, in case Jacob's doodad doesn't work.
<ZombieRaptor> "Wait…"
<Atcero> 4df+4 No… my cure will cure all
<Glacon> Atcero: No… my cure will cure all: 4 (4df+4=0, 0, -, +)
<ZombieRaptor> Kendall holds her knife tightly.
<ZombieRaptor> Roll what?
<Sirgoldfish> Dan just tries to stall. "What kind of testing have you done, what if someone is allergic?"
<Daedalus> 4df+5 axe the guy in the kneecap as well
<Glacon> Daedalus: axe the guy in the kneecap as well: 7 (4df+5=0, 0, +, +)
<Proto_Lost> 4df+4 shoot him in the kneecap anyway.
<Atcero> The Doctor is wrapped at the torso
<Glacon> Proto_Lost: shoot him in the kneecap anyway.: 6 (4df+4=0, +, +, 0)
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<Atcero> 4df+3 oh shit my legs
<Glacon> Atcero: oh shit my legs: 1 (4df+3=-, -, -, +)
<ihp> Jacob grins as the magnets on his device hold fast. "I got him! Hold your fire!"
<Atcero> It lets out an inhuman cry and falls to the floor
<ihp> "…never-mind then. Just wound the anomaly."
<@Riemann> "Well. That was… easy."
<Proto_Lost> Harley brings his gun up. "Sorry, just want to make sure it's not gonna run.
<@Riemann> Redact
<@Riemann> "It's a trick. Get an axe."
<ihp> Jacob hands his device to Ashleigh. "Hold this." Jacob looks around the room for anything else to restrain him with.
<ZombieRaptor> Kendall tries to pull off the mask.
<ZombieRaptor> She kneels.
<Atcero> It attemts to reach out with a hand, trying to touch anyone in range
<ihp> 4df+4 Jacob searches for rope, gauze, anything to hold the thing any better than a bit of wire and magnetic tape.
<Glacon> ihp: Jacob searches for rope, gauze, anything to hold the thing any better than a bit of wire and magnetic tape.: 4 (4df+4=-, 0, +, 0)
<Proto_Lost> Harley's still got his gun. "Kendall step the fuck back."
<@Riemann> Ash holds it, splitting his attention between the good doctor and the device
<Sirgoldfish> "Harley, don't you have cuffs?"
<ZombieRaptor> Kendall frowns and moves back slightly.
<Daedalus> Billy tries to unmask the creature as well
<Atcero> Agility Roll Kendall!
<ZombieRaptor> 4df+4
<Glacon> ZombieRaptor: 5 (4df+4=+, 0, 0, 0)
<Proto_Lost> "I use them for bedtime funtime only, I don't expect to do much of that on an op."
<ihp> Jacob looks at Harley. "Throw me your cuffs!"
<Atcero> 4df+4
<Glacon> Atcero: 3 (4df+4=-, 0, -, +)
<ZombieRaptor> Does she manage to grab the mask?
<Atcero> The Doctor grabs for you Kendall, but misses
<ZombieRaptor> She brings a hand down on his arm.
<Atcero> The mask does not come off
<ZombieRaptor> 4df+8 Martial arts!
<Glacon> ZombieRaptor: Martial arts!: 8 (4df+8=-, 0, +, 0)
<ihp> "NEWCLEAR! Throw me your fucking cuffs!"
<ZombieRaptor> On his arm.
<Atcero> 4df+3
<Glacon> Atcero: 2 (4df+3=-, 0, +, -)
<Sirgoldfish> "Should I shoot its hand?"
<Atcero> It yells again in pain as his arm is shattered
<Daedalus> Billy tries to unmask the thing as well, "We should at least see what the fucker looks like."
<ZombieRaptor> 4df+6 Intimidation. "STOP MOVING."
<Glacon> ZombieRaptor: Intimidation. "STOP MOVING.": 5 (4df+6=0, -, +, -)
<Sirgoldfish> "never mind."
<ihp> Jacob stares. "For the love of fuck, stop beating it up and help me restrain it!"
<Daedalus> Billy pulls at the thing's nose, "It's gotta be glued or somethin'"
<Atcero> 4df+3 Never…
<ZombieRaptor> Kendall holds the other arm down.
<Glacon> Atcero: Never…: 5 (4df+3=+, +, 0, 0)
<Denied_Existence> Heinrich moves to help Jacob if need be.
<Proto_Lost> "I DON'T HAVE MY FUCKING CUFFS!"
<ihp> "You are a bunch of fucking /savages!/ You'd beat up a child made out of glass with brittle bone disease if you had a chance!"
<Atcero> The Doctor just glares at Kendall, still moving. Its obviously in pain but now tries to hide it
<Sirgoldfish> 4df+8 "Look sir, see how much pain your cure has caused for your self, and everyone around you? Just stop"
<Glacon> Sirgoldfish: "Look sir, see how much pain your cure has caused for your self, and everyone around you? Just stop": 8 (4df+8=0, 0, 0, 0)
<Daedalus> "Shut up." Billy pulls harder at the mask
<ZombieRaptor> "Billy stop."
<Atcero> It doesn't budge Billy. It's almost like it's part of his face
<Proto_Lost> 4df+8 eye for detail to look for something to bind it with.
<Glacon> Proto_Lost: eye for detail to look for something to bind it with.: 9 (4df+8=-, 0, +, +)
<ihp> Jacob is just going :| at y'all.
<Proto_Lost> Fucking finally.
<@Riemann> "So…" Ash says to Jacob, "This is Psi-7…?"
<Daedalus> "Eh… fuck it." Billy lets go of it, "You're a bloody idiot, gluing a mask to your face."
<ZombieRaptor> 4df+10 "Stop resisting please, come quietly and you won't be hurt anymore."
<Glacon> ZombieRaptor: "Stop resisting please, come quietly and you won't be hurt anymore.": 12 (4df+10=0, 0, +, +)
<ihp> "…I'm afraid so, Mr. Symmes."
<ihp> "A bunch of incompetents who don't know not to talk to a thing that cannot reason."
<Atcero> Jacob doesn't see shit, but Harley sees some straps on the side of the table that can come off.
<ZombieRaptor> "Jacob, be /quiet/."
<@Riemann> "Erm, Kendall, it hasn't really been listening to reason."
<Atcero> 4df+3 Oh really now?
<Glacon> Atcero: Oh really now?: 3 (4df+3=0, 0, +, -)
<Proto_Lost> "Hey, I already stopped talking to it the moment you shot it with your doodad." He heads to that table and rips the straps off, tossing them to Jacob. "Found some straps!"
<@Riemann> "Or anything at all."
<Atcero> It stops struggling and moving. "…"
<ihp> Jacob grins at Harley. "Bring them here, and bind its hands."
<ZombieRaptor> She smirks at them. "All it takes is the right words."
<ZombieRaptor> "Someone pick him up please, since you shattered his leg."
<Daedalus> "Fuckin' thing," Billy picks it up
<Daedalus> He throws it over his shoulder
<@Riemann> "I don't trust that thing."
<ZombieRaptor> "We should take it to Chirugh after this."
<Atcero> The Doctor is in horrible state. Two bad legs and a shattered arm.
<Proto_Lost> He heads on over with a handful, binding its hands and taking care not to touch it for too long.
<Daedalus> "Heh, just like that priest."
<ZombieRaptor> "You are /not/ going to interrogate him."
<Proto_Lost> He pats the Doctor's head with a grin. "Now physician, heal thyself."
<ihp> "…wonderful. I try to take a non-violent approach for once, and all of you just shoot it in various extremities." Jacob still has it bound with his device.
<ihp> Jacob cannot go :| any harder.
<ZombieRaptor> "Jacob, I didn't shoot it, so be quiet."
<Daedalus> 4df+9 "I getcha, I getcha…" Billy looks around for any more signs of zombie
<Glacon> Daedalus: "I getcha, I getcha…" Billy looks around for any more signs of zombie: 7 (4df+9=-, -, 0, 0)
<Atcero> "Oh you so full of disease…" it says spitfully to Harely "You won't live long… not with it eating at your soul…"
<ZombieRaptor> "And it /was/ reasoned with."
<Atcero> Billy, you thankfully do not
<Proto_Lost> "Hey, bound doesn't count for shit if it can still run…I say me and Billy just finished the job properly." He holds out a fist to Billy.
<@Riemann> "Reasoned at the end of a gun. And an axe."
<Atcero> spitefully* sorry
<Daedalus> Billy fist pumps Harley
<ZombieRaptor> "Bug them about it Ash."
<ihp> "No, you did something far stupider: you tried to /talk/ to it. Just listen to it!" Jacob indicates the doctor as he walks out the door. "It's… single-minded! It's worse than Dehomag!"
<ihp> Jacob sighs. "I'm… going to find a phone of some sort to call containment."
<Denied_Existence> "Perhaps ve should search this building?"
<Daedalus> Billy heads outside, doc draped over his shoulder
<@Riemann> "I'm not complaining. This was… surprisingly quiet."
<Sirgoldfish> Dan nods to Heinrich.
<ihp> Can Jacob look around for a red telphone box?
<Denied_Existence> Is this building single story or does it have a second floor?
<Atcero> Single
<Atcero> Everyone Perc
<Denied_Existence> 4df+4
<Glacon> Denied_Existence: 0 (4df+4=-, -, -, -)
<Proto_Lost> 4df+8 yeah
<Glacon> Proto_Lost: yeah: 11 (4df+8=+, +, +, 0)
<Daedalus> 4df+9
<Glacon> Daedalus: 9 (4df+9=-, -, +, +)
<ZombieRaptor> 4df+5 …
<Glacon> ZombieRaptor: …: 6 (4df+5=+, 0, 0, 0)
<@Riemann> 4df+3
<Glacon> Riemann: 4 (4df+3=+, 0, 0, 0)
<ihp> 4df+4 oh what now.
<Glacon> ihp: oh what now.: 5 (4df+4=+, 0, -, +)
<Sirgoldfish> 4df+5 I see you all.
<Glacon> Sirgoldfish: I see you all.: 7 (4df+5=0, 0, +, +)
<Atcero> Everyone but Heirich who is looking with his fucking eyes closed… see that the Doctor might scare folks… Can't just walk around town with him like that
<Proto_Lost> He smokes, looking at the doctor on Billy's shoulder. "…might want to put him in a sack."
<ihp> "…right. We need to get him somewhere discrete."
<Sirgoldfish> "We could put a cloth over him."
<Proto_Lost> "Or a bag over his face."
<ihp> Jacob looks at everyone else. "…Mr. Stykes, do you have any coins that can be used in a payphone here?"
<ihp> "I could probably arrange for containment to come and pick him right up."
<Sirgoldfish> "This thing aint human, so chloroform is not an option."
<Daedalus> "Hmmm… We could dress him like a normal person if he didn't glue his fuckin' mask to 'is face."
<@Riemann> "We could break a Coca Cola vending machine."
<Sirgoldfish> Dan looks for a rather large sack.
<Proto_Lost> "What kind of idiot does that anyway?"
<@Riemann> "Spare change in there."
<ihp> "…actually, I have an idea." Can Jacob look around for a telephone box?
<Denied_Existence> "Ve could all dress like actors and pretend ve are a Troupe." Heinrich suggests.
<ihp> 4df+4 So do what you want, c'mon throw me a bone, god I hope I find a telephone.
<Glacon> ihp: So do what you want, c'mon throw me a bone, god I hope I find a telephone.: 6 (4df+4=+, +, 0, 0)
<@Riemann> "These are getting more and more vaudevillian."
<ZombieRaptor> "We could put a bag over its head."
<Sirgoldfish> "I'll consider that option two if there is no sack."
<Daedalus> "Yea, but that'd look weird too."
<Sirgoldfish> "Sack is totally an option."
<ZombieRaptor> "You forget how well I can lie Billy."
<ZombieRaptor> She smirk/
<ZombieRaptor> S
<ihp> Atcero?
<Denied_Existence> Heinrich will proceed to search the building while the others play 'Where's Waldo'.
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<Acero> (Sorry, internet quit)
<Daedalus> "How're ya gonna explain a man wit a bag over his head?"
<Acero> Roll perc for anyone looking for something to hide him in
<Daedalus> 4df+9
<Glacon> Daedalus: 10 (4df+9=0, +, -, +)
<Denied_Existence> Heinrich will proceed to search the building while the others play 'Where's Waldo'.
<ihp> (Jacob rolled a six looking for a telephone box)
<Sirgoldfish> 4df+5 Dan looks for a rather large bag to put 049 in.
<Glacon> Sirgoldfish: Dan looks for a rather large bag to put 049 in.: 6 (4df+5=0, -, +, +)
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<Acero> Dan and Billy, you both see a big bag to put him in. It would make it seem like he is something other than a human like creature.
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<Daedalus> "Can someone get that bag over there?"
<Sirgoldfish> Dan takes the bag and shoes it to the group.
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<Proto_Lost> A sack of potatoes maybe.
<Sirgoldfish> "Well."
<Sirgoldfish> Dan just kind of looks stoned face.
<ihp> hp: So do what you want, c'mon throw me a bone, god I hope I find a telephone.: 6 (4df+4=+, +, 0, 0) :
<ihp> :|
<Sirgoldfish> "A fucking bag."
<Atcero> Exactly. A bag of potatoes. The Doctor has passed out by the way at this point from the pain
<Sirgoldfish> "Who wants to help me put him in the bag?"
<Denied_Existence> "I do hope you arent going to carry around a bound, shot, and gagged man with a bag over his head in broad daylight without wearing police uniforms." Heinrich comments.
<Atcero> Ihp that was perc?
<ihp> yes.
<Proto_Lost> "Nah, we're just a bunch of tourists, carrying a sack of potatoes."
<Atcero> He does see one, but god it would be a miricle if it worked properly
<ihp> "Or…" Jacob makes his way to the telephone booth, "We call containment right here."
<Sirgoldfish> "AND WERE JUST A BUNCH OF TOURIST CARRYING A FUCKING PHONE BOX!"
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<ihp> 4df+9 Jacob tires to either repair the telephone booth and/or arrange so it gives him free calls.
<Glacon> ihp: Jacob tires to either repair the telephone booth and/or arrange so it gives him free calls.: 10 (4df+9=0, +, -, +)
<ZombieRaptor> "Yes, let's wait several hours for him to be picked up."
<ihp> (That's engineering + Electrician)
<Denied_Existence> Heinrich will give Jacob a stare like he isnt sure if the man is serious or not, then goes back to searching.
<Daedalus> Billy stuff the Doctor into the bag and throws it over his shoulder. "Let's go, eh?"
<Proto_Lost> "Calm down Dan, let Jacob do his thing…I'm in the mood for a pub crawl anyway."
<Atcero> Jacob is succsesful. It still looks like it might give but… it should work right
<@Riemann> Ash is entirely surprised by this team
<Sirgoldfish> "You, know what Harley? Why not?"
<Sirgoldfish> Dan is not even mad.
<ihp> Jacob calls up a Foundation number. "We got it. Bring a containment truck to Ful…" He looks at his map. "Fulham."
<Sirgoldfish> "Lets go for a fucking drink."
<Atcero> "London? That will take a while…" a gruff voice says from the other side
<Denied_Existence> Does Heinrich manage to find anything else significant in the building?
<Atcero> "Might have to stay there a day"
<ihp> "Well, do you have somewhere we could stash him for the time being?"
<Atcero> He does not.
<Proto_Lost> "What'd they say Jacob?"
<ihp> "Or can we drop him off on the plane?"
<Sirgoldfish> Dan is just so done with today.
<Atcero> "Bring him on the plane if you can sneak him on. If not, we'll send someone down"
<Denied_Existence> Heinrich extis the building again, a bit dusty from going through cabinets and shelves. "I have not found any reason why he was in this building in particular."
<ihp> "We'd like to do some… post-investigation here." Jacob looks at Harley. "They said bring him back to the plane."
<ihp> "If we can sneak him on, that is."
<ihp> "They can also send someone down here."
<Sirgoldfish> "Sure, I can send Zoe a vacation card! Tell her I love her." Dan says half seriously.
<Proto_Lost> "Aw fuck, that's a good few blocks away. Have them send someone over here while we drink."
<Daedalus> "I say we nab a cab, get a few pints, and then head back to the airport."
<Sirgoldfish> Dan just realized what he said.
<ZombieRaptor> "I'll take him."
<Sirgoldfish> Dan puts his hands over his mouth.
<ZombieRaptor> "I'd rather get back than get drunk." She grumbles.
<Daedalus> "Let's go." Billy heads out the door.
<ihp> Jacob nods at Kendall. "All right. You're the best liar, so you can explain the odd luggage." Jacob talks back into the phone, "We're sending Kendall back with the object."
<Atcero> "Alright then. We'll send some people there"
<Proto_Lost> "Excuse you Kendy, but we gentlemen of a hardboiled persuasion always celebrate with fine alcohol and finer women."
<ZombieRaptor> She laughs. "You with a fine woman will be a miracle Harley."
<Daedalus> "And I still gotta make that stop."
<Daedalus> "I think he was talkin' about you."
<Proto_Lost> "What, and you don't think Lis is a fine woman?"
<Denied_Existence> "I can help with the…'luggage' if you require it, Frauen."
<ZombieRaptor> "So you're going to be cheating on Lis hmm?"
<ihp> Jacob hangs up the phone. "They'll meet you at the airport, Kendall."
<ZombieRaptor> "You should just stick to the booze while there Harley."
<Atcero> So Kendall is going to the airport while everyone else is going to a pub?
<@Riemann> Ash is leaning against the phonebooth
<ZombieRaptor> Yep
<ZombieRaptor> Apparently
<Proto_Lost> "God, you're all no fun."
<Denied_Existence> Heinrich will go with Kendell if she needs help lifting the body.
<ZombieRaptor> She takes the bag from Billy.. Roll strength?
<Daedalus> Billy has the body draped over his shoulder
<Atcero> Ok then you guys can make up the pub part, sorry. I've got to go soon then I can pop back on very soon.
<Atcero> Zombie sure
<ZombieRaptor> 4df+2
<Glacon> ZombieRaptor: 1 (4df+2=+, 0, -, -)
<ZombieRaptor> (Gdi glacon)
<ZombieRaptor> How heavy can a plague doctor be
<ZombieRaptor> (Probably wasted away himself :p )
<Daedalus> He is wearing full leather and ceramic mask
<Denied_Existence> 93.5 KG
<Denied_Existence> 95.3*
<Atcero> He doesnt have any leather on him
<Atcero> all of it's part of him
<Proto_Lost> Kinky
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<ZombieRaptor> She carries him??
<Atcero> But he is heavy, and Kendall you stumble under the weight, but manage
<ZombieRaptor> Kendall starts walking.
<Daedalus> Billy hands the sack to Kendall, "Good luck, Miss Lewis."
<ihp> Jacob looks at his assembled teammates. "So… I think beer sounds good."
<ihp> "Let's stay in London for a day or so."
<Daedalus> "Fuck beer, I know where we can get some real scotch."
<Proto_Lost> "Alright, now that mom's out…what do you say us kids grab a few cold ones at a pub somewhere?
<ZombieRaptor> "I'll take a different plane back…" She grumbles more.
<ihp> Jacob grins at Billy. "Sounds Lovely."
<Denied_Existence> "Frau Levis, are you sure you do not need assistance?"
<@Riemann> Ash will one day be a contributing character
<ZombieRaptor> "I'm sure."
<Denied_Existence> "Very vell."
<Daedalus> Billy leads the way out the door, "theres a pub not too far from 'ere, The Fightin' Bulldog."
<Proto_Lost> He claps Ash on the back. "Now, let's get fucking drunk."
<Denied_Existence> Heinrich gives a light shrug and follows the rest of the guys. "You have been there often, Herr Stykes?"
<ZombieRaptor> Kendall eventually makes it to the plane.
<ZombieRaptor> Is she stopped at all Atcero?
<Daedalus> "I used to live 'ere." he says, as evidenced by his cockney accent
<@Riemann> Ash cringes from the slap, but sighs. "Yeah… Let's."
<Atcero> Nope. She somehow manages to get it into the plane without being asked
<Denied_Existence> "Good viskey?" Heinrich queries.
<ZombieRaptor> She drops it off and tries to get a plane ticket back home. Sadly, it's the 1950's and planes don't run all night.
<Proto_Lost> "Fuck yeah bring that shit on. My flask needs refilling."