[2016-03-11 23:38:54] <Wogglebug> We're doing Moonwizardventures 2: This Isn't Even the Fucking Moon
[2016-03-11 23:39:00] <Wogglebug> DP did Moonwizardventures 1
[2016-03-11 23:39:09] <Wogglebug> and Roget and Tal have done runs in the same setting
[2016-03-11 23:39:19] <Talonair> Is this Banananananaanmehs>
[2016-03-11 23:39:22] <Talonair> Fuck
[2016-03-11 23:39:24] <Wogglebug> same planet
[2016-03-11 23:39:25] <Talonair> *mesh
[2016-03-11 23:39:28] <Talonair> Ahh
[2016-03-11 23:39:29] <Wogglebug> not that area though
[2016-03-11 23:39:34] <Wogglebug> Also different time period
[2016-03-11 23:39:37] <Wogglebug> You'll see
[2016-03-11 23:39:40] <Roget> should Shawn bring his banganesh stuff
[2016-03-11 23:39:41] <Wogglebug> In any case, it's high fantasy
[2016-03-11 23:39:45] <Wogglebug> No Roget
[2016-03-11 23:39:47] <Wogglebug> Well
[2016-03-11 23:39:51] <Wogglebug> he can bring the sword I guess
[2016-03-11 23:39:57] <Wogglebug> Yeah the sword would be fine
[2016-03-11 23:40:03] <Wogglebug> But anyway
[2016-03-11 23:40:07] <Talonair> Kit's gonna bring the anti-magic rapier she got there, if that's ok?
[2016-03-11 23:40:08] <Wogglebug> Don't worry about dying or anything like that
[2016-03-11 23:40:13] <Wogglebug> That's fine Tal
[2016-03-11 23:40:16] <Talonair> Coo'
[2016-03-11 23:40:31] <Wogglebug> Everything is so beyond normal that it's kind of pointless to bother with like, logic
[2016-03-11 23:40:36] <Wogglebug> Also don't like
[2016-03-11 23:40:44] <Wogglebug> Worry about how thing smesh with the rest of the setting
[2016-03-11 23:40:47] <Wogglebug> Since they really don'yt
[2016-03-11 23:40:52] <Wogglebug> It's just a fun little thing
[2016-03-11 23:40:57] <Talonair> Understood!
[2016-03-11 23:40:58] <Wogglebug> Technically canon, but like, just barely
[2016-03-11 23:41:00] <Wogglebug> Cool
[2016-03-11 23:41:04] <Nioki> Got it.
[2016-03-11 23:41:12] <Wogglebug> I have yoru sheets already
[2016-03-11 23:41:17] <Wogglebug> Giles, Kit, Artyom, Shawn
[2016-03-11 23:41:37] <Roget> sweet
[2016-03-11 23:42:01] <Wogglebug> They've all been sent into the deepest part of the mines. Apparently someone reported hearing some strange mewling down there, and the four have been asked to go and check it out. You're starting out in a large, dark corridor made of rough stone.
[2016-03-11 23:42:03] <Wogglebug> Any questions?
[2016-03-11 23:42:12] <Talonair> Nope
[2016-03-11 23:42:12] <Wogglebug> Oh also
[2016-03-11 23:42:22] <Wogglebug> If you need a break say so
[2016-03-11 23:42:27] <Wogglebug> About how long do people have?
[2016-03-11 23:42:35] <Wogglebug> I can make the run basically any length
[2016-03-11 23:42:42] <DiePotato> i shouldn't be up later then 11 estt
[2016-03-11 23:42:42] <Talonair> I've come to terms with getting little sleep tonight anyway so
[2016-03-11 23:43:03] <Nioki> I'm not on a time limit.
[2016-03-11 23:43:05] <Roget> I've got all night, I just might need to break to drive home from where I am(my friends place) but it's the same neighborhood my house is in so it'd be ~10 minutes
[2016-03-11 23:43:13] <Wogglebug> Alrighty cool
[2016-03-11 23:43:20] <Wogglebug> I don't plan on more than five hours
[2016-03-11 23:43:21] <Wogglebug> if even
[2016-03-11 23:43:33] <Wogglebug> Right, if there's nothing else, let's begin.
[2016-03-11 23:43:36] <Wogglebug> ——
[2016-03-11 23:43:42] <Wogglebug> The mine is dark, and slightly spooky.
[2016-03-11 23:44:05] <Wogglebug> Having flashlights helps with the darkness, but only really survives to emphasize the spooky.
[2016-03-11 23:44:16] <Talonair> ~At least this one isn't full of bears~ Oh how Kit hopes and wishes
[2016-03-11 23:44:22] <DiePotato> Artyom trudges along with a flashlight in one hand, illuminating the stone with a feeble beam.
[2016-03-11 23:44:37] <Wogglebug> Air moves slowly through the tunnels all around, producing low, wistful noises.
[2016-03-11 23:44:47] <Talonair> "Keep an eye out for mine bears." Kit warns the others as she walks steadily forwards
[2016-03-11 23:44:49] <Wogglebug> It's not unusual, but it is a bit unsettling.
[2016-03-11 23:45:21] <Nioki> Giles whaps his flashlight against his palm, trying to jostle whatever loose wire is making it dim intermittently.
[2016-03-11 23:45:40] <Wogglebug> Giles, roll perception.
[2016-03-11 23:45:42] <Roget> Shawn walks near or at the front of the group, shining his light on the rocks and looking for anything interesting. He's got his hockey stick swung over his shoulder, and he's humming the Canadian national anthem to himself.
[2016-03-11 23:45:45] <DiePotato> "Bears do not live in mines."
[2016-03-11 23:45:50] <Nioki> 4df+5 Perception
[2016-03-11 23:45:50] <Glacon> Nioki: Perception: 8 (4df+5=0, 3+ , 3+ , 3+ )
[2016-03-11 23:46:00] <Talonair> "Arty, I told you about that silver mine did I not?"
[2016-03-11 23:46:07] <Roget> "I mean, they could if'n then they wanted to. Mines are basically fancy caves."
[2016-03-11 23:46:16] <Wogglebug> Giles, you can hear distinct, low purring off through that tunnel over there. You can almost make out the pitter patter of little paws.
[2016-03-11 23:46:40] <Roget> "S'fer upper-class bears'n hibernatin'."
[2016-03-11 23:46:41] <DiePotato> "They still do not live in mines." Arty keeps on prowlling, trying not to be noisy feet-wise
[2016-03-11 23:46:42] <Nioki> He points. "I heard it! Sounds like a purring cat."
[2016-03-11 23:47:31] <Talonair> Kit goes to check where he points. "That was a mine full of bears. Maybe this one is also full of bears."
[2016-03-11 23:47:42] <Nioki> "Do bears pur?"
[2016-03-11 23:47:51] <Roget> "Can mines have tigers?"
[2016-03-11 23:47:54] <DiePotato> Artyom goes towards the pointing! Silently.
[2016-03-11 23:48:05] <Wogglebug> Artyom, roll perception or survival.
[2016-03-11 23:48:26] <Talonair> Kit follows Arty. "Maybe? Probably only Asian mines."
[2016-03-11 23:48:52] <DiePotato> 4df+5 (SURV)
[2016-03-11 23:48:53] <Glacon> DiePotato: (SURV): 5 (4df+5=0, 3+ , 4- , 0)
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[2016-03-11 23:49:12] <Roget> Shawn takes up the rear
[2016-03-11 23:49:14] <Wogglebug> Artyom, you can hear the small animal just down the tunnel, less than a hundred meters away. It's not very large.
[2016-03-11 23:51:07] <Wogglebug> The sound of it grows nearer as you approach.
[2016-03-11 23:51:16] <Wogglebug> Soon you come upon it, sitting in the middle of the tunnel.
[2016-03-11 23:51:28] <DiePotato> Arty signals forwards and keeps on following
[2016-03-11 23:51:38] <Talonair> Kit continues following!
[2016-03-11 23:51:51] <Nioki> Giles keeps as close to the center of the group as he can.
[2016-03-11 23:51:55] * Wix is now known as WixZ
[2016-03-11 23:52:09] <Wogglebug> It's a small, white cat, slightly iridescent, and slightly covered in runes. It's lying on its back in the middle of the tunnel, playing with something in the air you can't quite see.
[2016-03-11 23:52:11] <DiePotato> He stops when they see it.
[2016-03-11 23:52:50] <DiePotato> "…" Heeeadtiiiilt
[2016-03-11 23:53:00] <Talonair> ~Huh~ Kit blinks
[2016-03-11 23:53:21] <Nioki> "Aw. I mean, I hope it doesn't… turn people inside out or anything. But it's cute!"
[2016-03-11 23:53:28] <Roget> Shawn grips his hockey stick and looks around the group to see what's caused the holdup.
[2016-03-11 23:53:34] <Roget> "What's all this then, eh?"
[2016-03-11 23:53:53] <Wogglebug> It rolls onto its little paws, and shakes some dust off of its shiny, glowing coat.
[2016-03-11 23:53:57] <Talonair> "Well it's not a tiger."
[2016-03-11 23:54:06] <DiePotato> "…" Arty frowns. "…This is familiar."
[2016-03-11 23:54:08] <Roget> "It could be a teacup tiger."
[2016-03-11 23:54:08] <Wogglebug> It mews at all of you, slightly. It's a very cute little cat.
[2016-03-11 23:54:16] <Talonair> "It's adorable/"
[2016-03-11 23:54:41] <Wogglebug> Shawn roll pdef.
[2016-03-11 23:54:49] <DiePotato> "…" Artyom slowly moves forwa-
[2016-03-11 23:54:51] <Roget> 4df+6 thank god for high pdef
[2016-03-11 23:54:51] <Glacon> Roget: thank god for high pdef: 6 (4df+6= 4- , 4- , 3+ , 3+ )
[2016-03-11 23:55:19] <Wogglebug> Shawn, your head is gone. Your body disappears shortly after in a shower of glowing sparks, and you lose consciousness.
[2016-03-11 23:55:33] <Wogglebug> Where Shawn was, and where the cat was for a brief moment, is not a much larger cat.
[2016-03-11 23:55:38] <Roget> ~!!!~
[2016-03-11 23:55:43] <DiePotato> "……..Knew I fucking remembered you."
[2016-03-11 23:55:49] <Talonair> "….. What the fuck?"
[2016-03-11 23:55:52] <Wogglebug> It's about the size of four panthers, and about a million times more vicious.
[2016-03-11 23:56:03] <Wogglebug> It mewls slightly, with the same cattish voice.
[2016-03-11 23:56:15] <Talonair> Kit backs up
[2016-03-11 23:56:24] <Wogglebug> Kit, roll pdef.
[2016-03-11 23:56:29] <DiePotato> Arty looks severely unamused and he stands where he is.
[2016-03-11 23:56:32] <Talonair> 4df+4 Whaaaaa
[2016-03-11 23:56:32] <Glacon> Talonair: Whaaaaa: 3 (4df+4= 3+ , 0, 4- , 4- )
[2016-03-11 23:56:36] <Nioki> "AGH!" Giles shuffles backward.
[2016-03-11 23:56:50] <Wogglebug> Kit, your midsection disappears and the rest of you follows right after.
[2016-03-11 23:56:58] <Talonair> "Oh go-"
[2016-03-11 23:57:03] <Wogglebug> Artyom, it doesn't even attack you, you just stop existing.
[2016-03-11 23:57:09] <Wogglebug> Giles, you're all that's left.
[2016-03-11 23:57:12] <Wogglebug> Everyone else is dead.
[2016-03-11 23:57:16] <Wogglebug> Roll mdef.
[2016-03-11 23:58:17] <Nioki> 4df+5
[2016-03-11 23:58:17] <Glacon> Nioki: 6 (4df+5=0, 4- , 3+ , 3+ )
[2016-03-11 23:58:27] <Wogglebug> You faint.
[2016-03-11 23:58:32] <Wogglebug> Everything goes black.
[2016-03-11 23:58:52] <Wogglebug> After a few moments, you see little stars in the blackness. You all do, in fact.
[2016-03-11 23:58:56] <Wogglebug> Is this what being dead is like?
[2016-03-11 23:59:11] <Wogglebug> You can almost make out shapes in the little points of light.
[2016-03-11 23:59:12] <Talonair> ~Not again….~
[2016-03-11 23:59:16] <Wogglebug> Like constellations, almost.
[2016-03-11 23:59:16] <DiePotato> Arty knows it's not he knows it feels like dissolving into nothing.
[2016-03-11 23:59:26] <Wogglebug> In fact, that there is Ursa Major.
[2016-03-11 23:59:33] <Talonair> ~… Ok not dead~
[2016-03-11 23:59:41] <Wogglebug> You're all on your backs.
[2016-03-11 23:59:44] <Wogglebug> In a forest.
[2016-03-11 23:59:53] <Wogglebug> With a very very very very clear night sky above you.
[2016-03-11 23:59:59] <Wogglebug> Way too clear, really.
[2016-03-12 00:00:08] <Talonair> "….." Kit blinks and picks herself up
[2016-03-12 00:00:26] <DiePotato> Artyom slowly opens his eyes and he blinks slowly once or twice. "…/Buckles/."
[2016-03-12 00:00:34] <Roget> Shawn sits up, rubs his eyes and stretches his arms. He surveys the scene to look for his comrades. "Everyone alright then, eh? Got everything ye all left with?"
[2016-03-12 00:00:40] <Nioki> Giles sits up with a slightly labored whuff of air. He's breathing quickly. The first thing he does is reach up to feel his head.
[2016-03-12 00:00:57] <Talonair> "Buckles?" Kit pats her midriff
[2016-03-12 00:01:14] <Wogglebug> Artyom, you're about a dozen meters from the cottage. You can sort of see it through the trees.
[2016-03-12 00:01:40] <DiePotato> Arty sits up and turns to look dead at the little cottage in the woods. "Name of the cat."
[2016-03-12 00:01:42] <Wogglebug> If any of you look up again, you'll notice that the earth is visible high above, and the sun beyond that, though you might not want to look too hard at it.
[2016-03-12 00:01:48] <DiePotato> "Commodore Buckles."
[2016-03-12 00:01:57] <Talonair> "….. Are we on the moon again? And you know that cat?"
[2016-03-12 00:02:03] <DiePotato> He pulls himself to his feet.
[2016-03-12 00:02:15] <Roget> Shawn picks himself up off the ground, looking around and taking a deep breath of the fresh outdoors. ~Reminds me of home.~ "Who named the cat, eh?"
[2016-03-12 00:02:28] <Nioki> "What the hell just…" Giles stares upwards. "Dear lord we're in space."
[2016-03-12 00:03:10] <DiePotato> "Wizard that lives on the moon. And do not stare at home you will get sick." Arty growls angrily and starts stamping towards the cottage
[2016-03-12 00:03:30] <Nioki> "I take it you've done this before."
[2016-03-12 00:03:35] <Talonair> "….." Kit blinks. "… Alright." She follows Arty
[2016-03-12 00:03:44] <DiePotato> "He made us get him cup of sugar."
[2016-03-12 00:04:08] <Roget> Shawn shrugs and starts following Artyom. "I've not ever been here, or anywhere in space. Assuming that s'where we are."
[2016-03-12 00:04:30] <Nioki> Giles rises to his feet, a little shakily. He dusts his legs off with his hands before following.
[2016-03-12 00:05:18] <Wogglebug> You all follow Artyom past some trees into a small clearing, in which sits a happy little cottage. It is a nice, strange little house, with blueish roofing and merry little windchimes. A small old man in a fancy blue robe sits out front, rocking back and forth in a chair. The cat is stretched across his lap, lazily.
[2016-03-12 00:05:59] <Wogglebug> He waves as you approach.
[2016-03-12 00:06:10] <Roget> "You know that guy, Artyom?"
[2016-03-12 00:06:22] <DiePotato> Arty continues stompstomping towards the tiny guy. "He is moon wizard."
[2016-03-12 00:06:35] <Roget> "Neat."
[2016-03-12 00:06:38] <Wogglebug> "HELLO ADEVENTURERS!"
[2016-03-12 00:06:50] <Wogglebug> "It is I, NYPERIUS THE WIZARD!"
[2016-03-12 00:06:56] <Roget> Shawn waves enthusiastically. "GREETINGS WIZARD DAD!"
[2016-03-12 00:07:04] <Wogglebug> "What brings you to my humble abode on this fine evening?"
[2016-03-12 00:07:12] <DiePotato> "Your cat ate us again."
[2016-03-12 00:07:15] <Wogglebug> The man sounds a bit like Brian Blessed.
[2016-03-12 00:07:23] <Talonair> "Well the last time I remember is a giant cat killing me."
[2016-03-12 00:07:29] <Wogglebug> "OH. Why, that little rascal."
[2016-03-12 00:07:30] <Talonair> *last thing
[2016-03-12 00:07:42] <Wogglebug> He tuffles Commodore Buckles's fur a bit.
[2016-03-12 00:07:49] <Wogglebug> "Well, I'm sure he had a good reason."
[2016-03-12 00:07:57] <Roget> "Did Mister Buckles eat us?"
[2016-03-12 00:08:12] <DiePotato> Artyom stands with his arms crossed, about five feet away from the little wizard and his cat.
[2016-03-12 00:08:18] <Wogglebug> "Did you perhaps smell of necromancy? Perhaps a bit of blood magic in the air?"
[2016-03-12 00:08:38] <DiePotato> "…" Arty makes no comment
[2016-03-12 00:08:40] <Roget> "My hockey stick is blood magic, I think. I used a lot of blood to enchant it, eh."
[2016-03-12 00:08:41] <Nioki> "I don't remember smelling any blood."
[2016-03-12 00:08:44] <Talonair> "I'm reasonably certain none of us are necromancers."
[2016-03-12 00:08:59] <Talonair> Kit you were resurrected, shush
[2016-03-12 00:09:01] <DiePotato> "…Shawn you infused a stick with magic?"
[2016-03-12 00:09:31] <Wogglebug> "Hmmmmmmm. Perhaps that was it, then."
[2016-03-12 00:09:45] <Wogglebug> "Perhaps you are in fact a very wicked magus."
[2016-03-12 00:09:49] <Roget> "Yeah, Ivan helped me, so I got half of my blood taken out and we dipped the stick in it. I think a ghost hopped in it too, it was kind of a blur."
[2016-03-12 00:09:55] <Wogglebug> "Or maybe he was just hungry."
[2016-03-12 00:09:59] <Wogglebug> "IN ANY CASE."
[2016-03-12 00:10:03] <Wogglebug> "Since you're here anyway."
[2016-03-12 00:10:04] <Roget> "I'm not wicked! I fight ghosts, eh. Ghosts are wicked."
[2016-03-12 00:10:12] <Wogglebug> "Would you all like, perhaps, a QUEST?"
[2016-03-12 00:10:25] <Wogglebug> This wizard seems a bit deaf, Shawn.
[2016-03-12 00:10:35] <DiePotato> "…Nyperious send us back."
[2016-03-12 00:10:41] <DiePotato> Arty is such a prude
[2016-03-12 00:10:45] <Roget> Shawn nods vigorously at the mention of Questing.
[2016-03-12 00:10:49] <Wogglebug> "It's a very fun quest! Very worthwhile!"
[2016-03-12 00:11:04] <Wogglebug> "Full of excitement and adventure, even some treasure if you're lucky!"
[2016-03-12 00:11:10] <Wogglebug> "You'd be doing a great deed, too!"
[2016-03-12 00:11:19] <DiePotato> "Fetching you more ingredients?"
[2016-03-12 00:11:19] <Talonair> Kit looks a little interested
[2016-03-12 00:11:27] <Nioki> "How likely is it we die horribly?"
[2016-03-12 00:11:29] <Wogglebug> "Oh no no no!"
[2016-03-12 00:11:34] <Roget> "Will we be exercisin' any spirits or what-have-you?"
[2016-03-12 00:11:47] <Wogglebug> "No, I'm not dong any baking today. And it is rather safe, from a certain perspective."
[2016-03-12 00:11:57] <Wogglebug> "All I need you to do is go and pick someone up for me."
[2016-03-12 00:12:11] <Wogglebug> "Just swing by and grab them, that's all."
[2016-03-12 00:12:17] <Talonair> "…. Is it possible for us to die? Because I'm not interested in doing that again."
[2016-03-12 00:12:18] <Wogglebug> "Very quick, very easy."
[2016-03-12 00:12:22] <Wogglebug> "And lots of fun!"
[2016-03-12 00:12:36] <DiePotato> "…" Arty is suspicious. Last time they went to get a cup of sugar
[2016-03-12 00:12:42] <Roget> "I'm in."
[2016-03-12 00:12:45] <Nioki> "And then you send us home?"
[2016-03-12 00:13:08] <Wogglebug> "Of course!"
[2016-03-12 00:13:20] <Wogglebug> "I'm sure you'll have lots of fun stories to tell your friends!"
[2016-03-12 00:13:48] <DiePotato> "Hmph. If it will get us home, fine."
[2016-03-12 00:13:57] <Wogglebug> "SPLENDID!"
[2016-03-12 00:13:58] <Nioki> "Well!" Giles tilts his head up, glancing back at the sky. "Having carefully considered my complete lack of alternatives, I'm in."
[2016-03-12 00:14:04] <Wogglebug> "WODNERFUL!"
[2016-03-12 00:14:11] <Wogglebug> He gives Kit a glowing look.
[2016-03-12 00:14:19] <Wogglebug> The cat gives her a menacing one.
[2016-03-12 00:14:29] <DiePotato> Artyom glares at the cat
[2016-03-12 00:14:30] <Talonair> "…. Fine."
[2016-03-12 00:14:32] <DiePotato> He'll fight that cat
[2016-03-12 00:14:37] <DiePotato> He'll 1v1 it irl
[2016-03-12 00:14:38] <Wogglebug> "MAGENIFICENT!"
[2016-03-12 00:14:44] <Roget> Shawn rubs his hands together. "Oh boy, here we go."
[2016-03-12 00:14:59] <Wogglebug> He claps his wizardly hands, the cat yawns, and you're all suddenly covered in things.
[2016-03-12 00:15:01] <Wogglebug> http://scpsandbox2.wikidot.com/wogglesyn
[2016-03-12 00:15:24] <Wogglebug> Artyom is equipped as the Druid, Kit as the Paladin, Shawn as the Berserker, and Giles as the Necromancer
[2016-03-12 00:15:36] <Wogglebug> You all have an inherent knowledge of your newfound powers and how to use them.
[2016-03-12 00:16:19] <Wogglebug> Artyom, a small, pipe-ish fox slithers out of your robe to sit around your neck.
[2016-03-12 00:16:37] <DiePotato> "……." Artyom looks disappointed
[2016-03-12 00:16:44] <DiePotato> And he also smells like dirt
[2016-03-12 00:16:48] <Talonair> Kit looks down at her GIANT ARMOUR
[2016-03-12 00:17:35] <Roget> Shawn runs his hands over his armor and looks at his axe. "Oh /hell/ yes."
[2016-03-12 00:17:47] <Wogglebug> Your armor is very spiky and red, Shawn.
[2016-03-12 00:17:51] <Wogglebug> Quite stylish.
[2016-03-12 00:17:51] <Nioki> Giles jumps a bit at the sudden change in clothing. And knowledge. "Oh!" he says. "I always did want to make a mockery of death itself!"
[2016-03-12 00:18:08] <Wogglebug> "RIGHT!"
[2016-03-12 00:18:10] <Talonair> Kit looks at Arty. "Awww, that's cute."
[2016-03-12 00:18:30] <DiePotato> The pipefox yips at Artyom and he looks down at it with a slight squint.
[2016-03-12 00:18:33] <Wogglebug> "GOOD LUCK!"
[2016-03-12 00:18:36] <Wogglebug> "OH!"
[2016-03-12 00:19:14] <Wogglebug> "And if you get lost, just head for whatever's the most on fire! Lieutenant Fluff has the rest!"
[2016-03-12 00:19:27] <Wogglebug> The cat mewls again, and you're all suddenly whisked away.
[2016-03-12 00:19:57] <Wogglebug> You find yourselves on a boat, a small wooden one, in the middle of the ocean. It lacks paddles, or any way to stear.
[2016-03-12 00:20:00] <Talonair> "… On fire?"
[2016-03-12 00:20:08] <Wogglebug> You can't see much anything from here. Just water, and mist.
[2016-03-12 00:20:13] <Talonair> Kit is very careful not to fall in
[2016-03-12 00:20:17] <Wogglebug> It's dark as sin, and there's hardly any mon.
[2016-03-12 00:20:18] <Wogglebug> *moon
[2016-03-12 00:20:47] <Roget> Shawn peers over the edge of the boat. "We're just all over the place t'day, aren't we?"
[2016-03-12 00:21:08] <Nioki> Giles raises his staff in the air. A small light grows in the eyehole of the jawless skull that tops it.
[2016-03-12 00:21:21] <DiePotato> The pipefox continues making tiny yips every once and awhile as it snakes around Artyom's shoulders to look around. He has his staff across his lap as he sits.
[2016-03-12 00:21:47] <Wogglebug> "My name is Seymour, by the way."
[2016-03-12 00:22:01] <Wogglebug> "Not sure why he calls me that. Bit disrespectful of the military, I say."
[2016-03-12 00:22:06] <DiePotato> "…"
[2016-03-12 00:22:25] <DiePotato> Arty looks around for what's speaking
[2016-03-12 00:22:29] <Talonair> "… Hello?"
[2016-03-12 00:22:34] <Wogglebug> It's the fox next to your ear, Artyom.
[2016-03-12 00:22:48] <DiePotato> He looks at it. "…Right."
[2016-03-12 00:22:54] <DiePotato> "Seymour."
[2016-03-12 00:23:10] <Wogglebug> "Nice to meet you. Who are you all, again? Some sort of adventuring guild?"
[2016-03-12 00:23:26] <DiePotato> "…Can say that."
[2016-03-12 00:23:28] <Roget> "… Neat. My name is Shawn. I fight people and stuff for a living."
[2016-03-12 00:23:32] <Talonair> "… Yes?"
[2016-03-12 00:23:40] <Wogglebug> "How nice."
[2016-03-12 00:23:57] <Wogglebug> "Well, we should probably be heading in. Might as well get this over with."
[2016-03-12 00:24:11] <Nioki> It floats out after a moment, hovering in the air like the floating ghost of a lightbulb. "Er," says Giles, "I'm Giles. I work with dead people."
[2016-03-12 00:24:25] <Wogglebug> "How surprising. Would never have guessed. You don't look it at all."
[2016-03-12 00:24:35] <Roget> "Where'n are we headed to, mister Seymour?"
[2016-03-12 00:24:40] <Wogglebug> "Hruth."
[2016-03-12 00:24:43] <Nioki> "It's the skull, isn't it."
[2016-03-12 00:24:52] <Talonair> Kit peers ahead into the mist
[2016-03-12 00:24:53] <Wogglebug> "It's a coastal city a few miles to out northwest."
[2016-03-12 00:24:57] <DiePotato> "It is the fox with no legs."
[2016-03-12 00:25:09] <DiePotato> "And… we have no way to…"
[2016-03-12 00:25:11] <DiePotato> "Oh."
[2016-03-12 00:25:31] <DiePotato> Arty looks towards the back of the BOAT and shuffles back towards said back of the boat.
[2016-03-12 00:25:34] <Nioki> Giles's robes are also emblazoned with a skull. It's the only part of them that's not black.
[2016-03-12 00:26:16] * Soulless is now known as Soulless|Dreamin
[2016-03-12 00:26:27] <Wogglebug> "You'll want to head for the lighthouses. They're probably being shelled, but there won't be anyone there actively trying to kill you."
[2016-03-12 00:26:40] <Talonair> "Shelled?"
[2016-03-12 00:26:42] <DiePotato> He sticks the top of his staff into the water and wills da water to be pushed away from the staff.
[2016-03-12 00:26:46] <DiePotato> "Shelled?"
[2016-03-12 00:26:48] <Wogglebug> "You know. With bombs."
[2016-03-12 00:26:56] <Wogglebug> "Have you never seen a bomb before?"
[2016-03-12 00:27:01] <DiePotato> "…Is there an invasion of some sort?"
[2016-03-12 00:27:02] <Wogglebug> "Big metal thing, explodes and kills you."
[2016-03-12 00:27:09] <Wogglebug> "More of a shelling."
[2016-03-12 00:27:16] <Talonair> "Yes I know what a shell is."
[2016-03-12 00:27:21] <Talonair> "Why is shelling occuring?"
[2016-03-12 00:27:22] <Wogglebug> Roll survival for water, Artyom.
[2016-03-12 00:27:27] <Wogglebug> "Waaaaaar?"
[2016-03-12 00:27:34] <Wogglebug> "Don't tell me you've never heard of that either."
[2016-03-12 00:27:39] <Talonair> Kit facepalsm
[2016-03-12 00:27:40] <Talonair> *palms
[2016-03-12 00:27:43] <Nioki> "Who's fighting who?"
[2016-03-12 00:27:47] <Talonair> "Ok, who is fighting who and why?"
[2016-03-12 00:27:47] <DiePotato> 4df+8 (SURV+Robes) Poosh
[2016-03-12 00:27:47] <Glacon> DiePotato: (SURV+Robes) Poosh: 7 (4df+8= 3+ , 0, 4- , 4- )
[2016-03-12 00:27:59] <Wogglebug> "Empire and, well, Hruth."
[2016-03-12 00:28:09] <Roget> "I don't like being shelled…" Shawn frowns loudly.
[2016-03-12 00:28:11] <Wogglebug> The boat takes off with immense force.
[2016-03-12 00:28:16] <Wogglebug> It's practically a speedboat.
[2016-03-12 00:28:19] <Roget> "Did enough of that during the wa-AFH!"
[2016-03-12 00:28:28] <Talonair> Kit holds on
[2016-03-12 00:28:28] <Wogglebug> The fox struggles to be heard over the sudden wind.
[2016-03-12 00:28:33] <Roget> Shawn grips the sides of the boat to not fall off
[2016-03-12 00:28:50] <Wogglebug> "We're about fifty years ago, during the Dragon War!"
[2016-03-12 00:28:59] <DiePotato> Artyom is almost thrown off the boat and quickly pulls himself to sit while he hangs onto the staff. He wills the boat to slooow down
[2016-03-12 00:29:08] <Wogglebug> "The Empire is trying to crush Hruth because they're backed the wrong coup!"
[2016-03-12 00:29:10] <Nioki> Giles grabs his pointy hat, holding it on his head.
[2016-03-12 00:29:22] <Wogglebug> The boat slows to a slightly more normal speed.
[2016-03-12 00:29:31] <Talonair> "Time travel again?"
[2016-03-12 00:29:46] <Wogglebug> "You do a lot of time traveling?"
[2016-03-12 00:30:06] <Nioki> It's not a witch hat. More like a hood that doesn't quite know where to stop.
[2016-03-12 00:30:09] <Talonair> "More than you'd expect."
[2016-03-12 00:30:12] <Wogglebug> You're moving quickly through the water, and the fog is splitting handily in front of you.
[2016-03-12 00:30:19] <Wogglebug> "Well that's good."
[2016-03-12 00:30:31] <Wogglebug> "Don't worry about changing history or whatever. It's all a sham anyway."
[2016-03-12 00:30:41] <Wogglebug> "Just go and get the wizard, and get out."
[2016-03-12 00:30:45] <Nioki> He moves the light ahead of the boat, brightening it to show the waters ahead a bit more clearly.
[2016-03-12 00:31:12] <Roget> "What's the target look like? Got any scars or tattoos to recogniz'em by?"
[2016-03-12 00:31:18] <DiePotato> Arty's 'hood' which looks to be the top of a fox pelt, is pushed back. His hair's all dirty
[2016-03-12 00:31:28] <Wogglebug> "She's the one locked in the prison cell, who's a wizard."
[2016-03-12 00:31:35] <Wogglebug> "You don't get many wizards in prison cells."
[2016-03-12 00:31:41] <Wogglebug> "Can't imagine there would be others."
[2016-03-12 00:31:41] <Roget> Shawn nods sagely. "Kay."
[2016-03-12 00:31:47] <Talonair> "… /Weeellllll/."
[2016-03-12 00:32:28] <Wogglebug> As you advance, the fog grows thinner and the smoke high above grows thicker.
[2016-03-12 00:32:39] <Wogglebug> You can see massive ships in the distance, in the sky and on the water.
[2016-03-12 00:32:41] <Nioki> "Er. Is there a reason she's imprisoned? I mean, is it political, or is she likely to try to murder us."
[2016-03-12 00:32:53] <Wogglebug> The ones in the sky are being swarmed by all manner of things you can't make out.
[2016-03-12 00:33:01] <Wogglebug> "Debts, I think. Something like that."
[2016-03-12 00:33:07] <Nioki> "Thank goodness."
[2016-03-12 00:33:24] <Wogglebug> Several of the ships on the water are on fire. There seems to be some sort of naval battle going on.
[2016-03-12 00:33:24] <Talonair> Kit lowers her visor and readies her weapons
[2016-03-12 00:33:37] <Wogglebug> They're still a ways away, and not n the direction of travel.
[2016-03-12 00:33:50] <Wogglebug> Up ahead you can see a large cliff, a sort of peninsula sticking out into the sea.
[2016-03-12 00:34:04] <Wogglebug> Atop it is a very large lighthouse, its beams stretching every which way.
[2016-03-12 00:34:19] <Wogglebug> All up and along the cliffsides are smaller lighthouses, their beams arcing at random.
[2016-03-12 00:34:26] <Wogglebug> Some look to have been blown out.
[2016-03-12 00:34:27] <Talonair> "There we go."
[2016-03-12 00:34:42] <Wogglebug> Beyond that, you can kind of make out a city, partially on fire. It's a bit too far to tell, though.
[2016-03-12 00:34:46] <DiePotato> Arty directs the water towards the lighthouse
[2016-03-12 00:34:50] <Wogglebug> The sound is reaching you now, from the battle at sea.
[2016-03-12 00:34:57] <Wogglebug> Huge cannons are going off, shaking the air.
[2016-03-12 00:35:10] <Wogglebug> An explosion rocks a great ship far in the distance.
[2016-03-12 00:35:15] <Roget> Shawn thinks back to his days in the Navy, staring off towards the sounds of battle.
[2016-03-12 00:36:10] <Wogglebug> Shawn, roll perception.
[2016-03-12 00:36:26] <Nioki> "Generally speaking, I always preferred to go the opposite direction from the giant explosions."
[2016-03-12 00:36:44] <DiePotato> "I will trust the fox with no legs for now."
[2016-03-12 00:36:50] <DiePotato> "No offense."
[2016-03-12 00:36:55] <Wogglebug> You're all making a brisk pace to shore now. The cliffs at least.
[2016-03-12 00:37:01] <Roget> 4df+5
[2016-03-12 00:37:01] <Glacon> Roget: 9 (4df+5= 3+ , 3+ , 3+ , 3+ )
[2016-03-12 00:37:08] <DiePotato> :|
[2016-03-12 00:37:53] <Wogglebug> Shawn, you see that the things swarming the ships are a mixture of small dragons, about the size of a tank, and large flying creatures you don't recognize - something like a griffon, but more bird-like.
[2016-03-12 00:38:08] <Wogglebug> The dragons seem to be attacking the ships coming from land, and the birds the ones coming from sea.
[2016-03-12 00:38:41] <Roget> "There's some big beasties over'n by the ships. Dragons and bird dragons. They don't like each other, eh." Shawn points towards the general direction of what he's seeing.
[2016-03-12 00:38:41] <Wogglebug> You can see that the ships in the air have some pretty major weak-points on them, which the birds seem to be trying to exploit and which the dragons are struggling to cover.
[2016-03-12 00:38:49] <Wogglebug> There are a lot more ships from the sea than the land.
[2016-03-12 00:39:08] <Wogglebug> Something turns and begins heading in your direction, Shawn.
[2016-03-12 00:39:16] <Wogglebug> One of the great birds has spotted you, and is coming down now.
[2016-03-12 00:39:43] <Wogglebug> It looks as though it plans to crash into you.
[2016-03-12 00:39:47] <Roget> "Shiiiiiit." Shawn readies himself to make it regret that decision.
[2016-03-12 00:39:56] <Talonair> Does Kit see it?
[2016-03-12 00:40:23] <Wogglebug> If she's looking that way, yeah.
[2016-03-12 00:40:41] <Talonair> "HEY!" TAUNTING and raising her shield
[2016-03-12 00:40:45] <Nioki> "I wonder if I could bend their wills to my own in vile parody of their former life." Giles smiles. He's decided that sensibility at this point would just hold him back.
[2016-03-12 00:40:55] <Wogglebug> The bird is now heading towards the boat fasted, Kit.
[2016-03-12 00:41:02] <Wogglebug> That was a uh. A decision.
[2016-03-12 00:41:14] <Talonair> Well it was going to attack the boat anyway
[2016-03-12 00:41:19] <Talonair> She's just covering her team
[2016-03-12 00:41:36] <Wogglebug> Fifteen seconds until impact.
[2016-03-12 00:41:50] <Wogglebug> The bird is four times the size of your boat.
[2016-03-12 00:41:57] <Talonair> "Arty, maybe blast it out of the air?!"
[2016-03-12 00:42:01] <Wogglebug> If you're going to do something about it, now would be the time.
[2016-03-12 00:42:10] <DiePotato> Arty looks towards da boat and decides to try something else. He tries to summon a bunch of fire in the water near them, in order to create steam, which will A) cause it to pull up, and B) cover them
[2016-03-12 00:42:13] <Roget> Can Shawn throw his axe at it?
[2016-03-12 00:42:22] <Wogglebug> he can certainly try
[2016-03-12 00:42:29] <Wogglebug> Roll, Artyom.
[2016-03-12 00:42:39] <Roget> ranged or melee?
[2016-03-12 00:42:41] <DiePotato> 4df+8 WEHHHH
[2016-03-12 00:42:42] <Glacon> DiePotato: WEHHHH: 7 (4df+8=0, 3+ , 4- , 4- )
[2016-03-12 00:42:43] <Wogglebug> Ranged to throw.
[2016-03-12 00:42:46] <Wogglebug> Unless he leaps.
[2016-03-12 00:42:49] <Wogglebug> In which case melee.
[2016-03-12 00:42:56] <Roget> He's totally gonna leap
[2016-03-12 00:43:03] <Roget> he's throwing the axe and also the rest of his body
[2016-03-12 00:43:11] <Wogglebug> You create a steam burst in front of the boat, which may affect the bird's striking ability.
[2016-03-12 00:43:14] <Wogglebug> Roll, Shawn.
[2016-03-12 00:43:22] <Roget> melee?
[2016-03-12 00:43:26] <Nioki> Giles starts chanting, half under his breath. He raises his staff in the air. "Qui perdis animam a corpore…"
[2016-03-12 00:43:41] <Wogglebug> Yeah melee.
[2016-03-12 00:43:43] <Roget> 4df+9 BARBARIAN
[2016-03-12 00:43:43] <Glacon> Roget: BARBARIAN: 11 (4df+9= 4- , 3+ , 3+ , 3+ )
[2016-03-12 00:44:09] <Wogglebug> Shawn, you leap through the air and crash into the bird, in a giant mess of steam and soon blood.
[2016-03-12 00:44:29] <Wogglebug> You put a hole through its side, sending it off course.
[2016-03-12 00:44:33] <Wogglebug> Giles, you were casting something?
[2016-03-12 00:44:46] <Wogglebug> Shawn, you're now falling towards the water, rather quickly.
[2016-03-12 00:45:25] <DiePotato> Arty tries to freeze the water under Shawn!
[2016-03-12 00:45:28] <Nioki> When Giles sees the leap, he cuts off his chanting, swinging the staff in a different direction.
[2016-03-12 00:45:46] <Wogglebug> Roll, Artyom.
[2016-03-12 00:45:46] <Roget> Shawn sees this, tries his best to dive into it without hitting anyone else or hitting it awkwardly
[2016-03-12 00:45:47] <DiePotato> 4df+8 (SURV+ROBE) Weh
[2016-03-12 00:45:47] <Glacon> DiePotato: (SURV+ROBE) Weh: 8 (4df+8= 3+ , 4- , 4- , 3+ )
[2016-03-12 00:46:02] <Wogglebug> Yup, the surface beneath shawn is now solid.
[2016-03-12 00:46:40] <Wogglebug> [Pause]
[2016-03-12 00:46:47] <Wogglebug> [Break till Roget is back.]
[2016-03-12 00:46:52] <Wogglebug> [Get a drink or whatever.]
[2016-03-12 00:51:30] ⇐ Roget quit (suruas.eht|esohw#suruas.eht|esohw): Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client
[2016-03-12 00:55:37] → Roget joined (suruas.eht|esohw#suruas.eht|esohw)
[2016-03-12 00:55:37] * ChanServ set +q Roget
[2016-03-12 00:55:37] * ChanServ set +o Roget
[2016-03-12 00:56:03] <Wogglebug> Shawn, roll agility to land!
[2016-03-12 00:56:33] <Roget> 4df+4 grace of the moose
[2016-03-12 00:56:33] <Glacon> Roget: grace of the moose: 1 (4df+4=0, 4- , 4- , 4- )
[2016-03-12 00:56:59] <Wogglebug> Shawn, you land on your ass, break through the ice, take two damage, and are now in the water!
[2016-03-12 00:57:46] <Talonair> "…. Well I can't swim after him."
[2016-03-12 00:57:55] <Nioki> Giles resumes the chant a moment later, once no one is between him and the bird. He aims his staff back at it. "Qui perdis animam a corpore! Radius mortem!" he shouts. You can't have magic without gratuitous Latin.
[2016-03-12 00:58:07] <Roget> Luckily, having been a seaman, Shawn knows how to swim! He surfaces, spits out any water/blood, and starts swimming after the boat.
[2016-03-12 00:58:11] <Wogglebug> What is he casting?
[2016-03-12 00:58:16] <Roget> He probably doesn't make much progress
[2016-03-12 00:58:20] <Nioki> Ray of Death.
[2016-03-12 00:58:33] <DiePotato> Arty sighs and he drives the boat towards Shawn
[2016-03-12 00:58:37] <Wogglebug> Roll academics!
[2016-03-12 00:59:05] <Nioki> 4df+7 Assuming the robe counts!
[2016-03-12 00:59:05] <Glacon> Nioki: Assuming the robe counts!: 7 (4df+7= 4- , 0, 3+ , 0)
[2016-03-12 00:59:28] <Talonair> Kit keeps her shield ready. Not much she can do right now
[2016-03-12 00:59:28] <Wogglebug> It does. You strike the bird full in the chest, and it dies handily.
[2016-03-12 00:59:36] <Wogglebug> Shawn, the boat is here to save you from drowning!
[2016-03-12 01:00:47] <Roget> Shawn climbs aboard! "Phew…. thanks. I thought I was buzzard bait there fer a minute."
[2016-03-12 01:01:30] <Nioki> A ray of smoky blackness flicks out from the skull of Giles' staff, going straight through the bird. The place where it hit turns to rot in a matter of moments.
[2016-03-12 01:01:40] <Wogglebug> The bird corpse floats a bit in the water.
[2016-03-12 01:01:45] <DiePotato> "Mmm, da." Arty backpats Shawn and he looks towards da dead bird
[2016-03-12 01:01:47] <DiePotato> "Damn."
[2016-03-12 01:01:52] <Nioki> "Gosh!"
[2016-03-12 01:02:15] <Wogglebug> Kit presumably feels a bit left out.
[2016-03-12 01:02:22] <Talonair> She does a little
[2016-03-12 01:02:32] <Wogglebug> Seymour is staring at the corpse.
[2016-03-12 01:02:40] <Wogglebug> "That's about to res, I think."
[2016-03-12 01:02:40] <Nioki> "Not quite like hunting with my pa, but I'll take it. Hold on, I want to see if I can raise it to serve us."
[2016-03-12 01:02:50] <Talonair> "Res?"
[2016-03-12 01:03:13] <Wogglebug> "You really haven't heard of anything, have you?"
[2016-03-12 01:03:26] <Wogglebug> Suddenly, the bird corpse shifts, and begins to stir.
[2016-03-12 01:03:39] <Wogglebug> It lets out the wail of a terrible banshee.
[2016-03-12 01:03:47] <Wogglebug> Roll mdef, everyone.
[2016-03-12 01:03:49] <Nioki> "Oh dear. Kill it again!"
[2016-03-12 01:03:52] <Roget> Shawn watches the corpse with growing dread. ~fuuuuuuuck~
[2016-03-12 01:03:53] <Wogglebug> (Kit, your bonus applies.)
[2016-03-12 01:04:01] <Nioki> 4df+5 Mdef
[2016-03-12 01:04:02] <Glacon> Nioki: Mdef: 8 (4df+5= 3+ , 3+ , 3+ , 0)
[2016-03-12 01:04:04] <Roget> 4df+2 I HAVE VERY LOW MDEF
[2016-03-12 01:04:05] <Glacon> Roget: I HAVE VERY LOW MDEF: 2 (4df+2= 4- , 3+ , 4- , 3+ )
[2016-03-12 01:04:07] <DiePotato> 4df+3 wehhhh
[2016-03-12 01:04:07] <Glacon> DiePotato: wehhhh: 3 (4df+3= 4- , 3+ , 4- , 3+ )
[2016-03-12 01:04:11] <Talonair> 4df+9 (MDEF+Cape) +2 if Little Left to Fear applies
[2016-03-12 01:04:11] <Glacon> Talonair: (MDEF+Cape) +2 if Little Left to Fear applies: 5 (4df+9= 4- , 4- , 4- , 4- )
[2016-03-12 01:04:17] <Talonair> ….
[2016-03-12 01:05:28] <Wogglebug> Giles, the wailing doesn't bother you much. Shawn and Artyom, it bothers you a lot and you both find it difficult to move. It's as though the bird wants you to feel guilty about it dying.
[2016-03-12 01:05:44] <Wogglebug> Kit, it bothers you a bit, but only a bit. It's loud, but you don't care about the undead.
[2016-03-12 01:06:00] <Talonair> Can Kit go hit it?
[2016-03-12 01:06:06] <Wogglebug> Sure
[2016-03-12 01:06:39] <Roget> Shawn's already not cool with the dead things not being dead, so he's more or less petrified by its terrible wailing.
[2016-03-12 01:06:48] <Talonair> 4df+9 Default stance. HIT IT WITH MY SWORD
[2016-03-12 01:06:49] <Glacon> Talonair: Default stance. HIT IT WITH MY SWORD: 6 (4df+9= 4- , 4- , 0, 4- )
[2016-03-12 01:06:53] <Talonair> OH COME ON
[2016-03-12 01:07:04] <Wogglebug> 4df+8 I guess it can have stats
[2016-03-12 01:07:04] <Glacon> Wogglebug: I guess it can have stats: 8 (4df+8=0, 4- , 3+ , 0)
[2016-03-12 01:07:05] <DiePotato> Artyom freezes where he is with a grimace on his face
[2016-03-12 01:07:08] <Wogglebug> You whiff.
[2016-03-12 01:07:22] <Wogglebug> Does Giles do anything?
[2016-03-12 01:07:56] <Nioki> Giles is pretty comfortable with the dead, for obvious reasons. The wailing doesn't do much. He starts to chant again, raising his staff for another ray of death.
[2016-03-12 01:08:10] <Nioki> 4df+7 Bzzt
[2016-03-12 01:08:10] <Glacon> Nioki: Bzzt: 7 (4df+7=0, 4- , 0, 3+ )
[2016-03-12 01:08:22] <Wogglebug> You heal the undead creature.
[2016-03-12 01:08:31] <Wogglebug> It swings at you Kit!
[2016-03-12 01:08:34] <Nioki> "…Oh dear."
[2016-03-12 01:08:36] <Wogglebug> 4df+7 Squa!
[2016-03-12 01:08:36] <Glacon> Wogglebug: Squa!: 4 (4df+7= 4- , 4- , 4- , 0)
[2016-03-12 01:08:43] <Wogglebug> It whiffs!
[2016-03-12 01:08:50] <Talonair> 4df+7 (AGI+SP)
[2016-03-12 01:08:50] <Glacon> Talonair: (AGI+SP): 6 (4df+7= 4- , 3+ , 0, 4- )
[2016-03-12 01:08:54] <Talonair> Oops
[2016-03-12 01:09:04] <Wogglebug> Artyom, you've begun to recover.
[2016-03-12 01:09:11] <Talonair> 4df+10 OFFENSIVE STANCE
[2016-03-12 01:09:11] <Glacon> Talonair: OFFENSIVE STANCE: 10 (4df+10= 3+ , 4- , 4- , 3+ )
[2016-03-12 01:09:13] <Wogglebug> You might manage an action, but probably not an attack.
[2016-03-12 01:09:19] <Wogglebug> 4df+8 ;-;
[2016-03-12 01:09:20] <Glacon> Wogglebug: ;-;: 8 (4df+8=0, 0, 3+ , 4- )
[2016-03-12 01:09:36] <Wogglebug> Birb ir mightily birbed, and loses a talon to your blade.
[2016-03-12 01:09:41] <DiePotato> Everyone's still on the boat right?
[2016-03-12 01:09:52] <Wogglebug> yup
[2016-03-12 01:09:59] <DiePotato> Arty nyooms them away
[2016-03-12 01:10:02] <DiePotato> Nyoom
[2016-03-12 01:10:04] <Wogglebug> Roll!
[2016-03-12 01:10:11] <DiePotato> 4df+8 NYOOM YOU BASTARD
[2016-03-12 01:10:11] <Glacon> DiePotato: NYOOM YOU BASTARD: 7 (4df+8= 3+ , 4- , 4- , 0)
[2016-03-12 01:10:15] <Roget> Shawn ducks out of the way and tries not to look at the bird and possibly accidentally meet its cold, dead gaze.
[2016-03-12 01:10:17] <Wogglebug> 4df+6 Birb grab!
[2016-03-12 01:10:17] <Glacon> Wogglebug: Birb grab!: 6 (4df+6=0, 0, 0, 0)
[2016-03-12 01:10:29] <Wogglebug> The bird fails to grab onto the back of the boat as you begin zooming away.
[2016-03-12 01:10:32] <DiePotato> NYOOOOOOOM
[2016-03-12 01:10:49] <Wogglebug> You leave the bird in your dust rather quickly.
[2016-03-12 01:10:57] <Wogglebug> Rather, your wake.
[2016-03-12 01:11:17] <Talonair> "… I like this sword."
[2016-03-12 01:11:18] <Wogglebug> You're coming up on the cliffs now. They're quite high, and look as though they would be difficult to scale.
[2016-03-12 01:11:29] <Roget> What to roll to try to scale them anyways?
[2016-03-12 01:11:37] <Wogglebug> "Go up the cliffs. Somehow it's the safest route. The harbor's a mess right now."
[2016-03-12 01:11:46] <Roget> "No kidding."
[2016-03-12 01:11:50] <DiePotato> Arty looks up da cliffs and thinks for a second about what to do next.
[2016-03-12 01:11:59] <Roget> strength to climb up?
[2016-03-12 01:12:03] <Talonair> Kit gets to climbing?
[2016-03-12 01:12:07] <Wogglebug> Well first you have to get there.
[2016-03-12 01:12:23] <Wogglebug> The boat comes up next to the cliffs, crashing into them ever so slightly.
[2016-03-12 01:12:34] <Wogglebug> Rather, quite hard, actually.
[2016-03-12 01:12:41] <Wogglebug> You're all a bit shaken by the impact.
[2016-03-12 01:12:42] <DiePotato> Arty learn speed control
[2016-03-12 01:12:51] <Talonair> Kit staggers a little
[2016-03-12 01:12:59] <Wogglebug> There are several lighthouses set into the cliffs above. They're very high.
[2016-03-12 01:13:14] <Roget> "Yeesh." Shawn shakes his head. "Anyways, are we climbin' this bad boy or what?"
[2016-03-12 01:13:20] <Talonair> "Hmmm. Time for a miracle?"
[2016-03-12 01:13:22] <DiePotato> "Do not think we need to."
[2016-03-12 01:13:37] <DiePotato> Arty looks up the stone and rock and stands up in the boat.
[2016-03-12 01:14:24] <DiePotato> He decides to just will the water up under them to raise them up the cliff
[2016-03-12 01:14:25] <Nioki> "I don't think I could climb that." Giles looks back to see if the bird has been following them.
[2016-03-12 01:14:45] <DiePotato> 4df+8 (SURV+ROBE) Water pillar activamate
[2016-03-12 01:14:45] <Glacon> DiePotato: (SURV+ROBE) Water pillar activamate: 5 (4df+8= 4- , 0, 4- , 4- )
[2016-03-12 01:14:48] <DiePotato> ouch
[2016-03-12 01:14:48] <Wogglebug> You don't see it, Giles.
[2016-03-12 01:15:04] <Wogglebug> You manage to upset the boat a bit with water, Artyom, but it isn't going anywhere.
[2016-03-12 01:15:13] <DiePotato> "…Hm."
[2016-03-12 01:15:18] <DiePotato> "Thought that might work."
[2016-03-12 01:15:22] <Roget> Can Shawn try to climb the cliff face?
[2016-03-12 01:15:27] <Wogglebug> Sure.
[2016-03-12 01:15:31] <Roget> strength?
[2016-03-12 01:15:31] <Wogglebug> Roll str or agi.
[2016-03-12 01:15:54] <Talonair> "Arty, can you do things with rock?"
[2016-03-12 01:16:02] <Roget> 4df+12 I AM STRONK LIKE BEAR
[2016-03-12 01:16:02] <Glacon> Roget: I AM STRONK LIKE BEAR: 15 (4df+12=0, 3+ , 3+ , 3+ )
[2016-03-12 01:16:05] <DiePotato> "Oh, I can try."
[2016-03-12 01:16:14] <Talonair> "Elevator platform?"
[2016-03-12 01:16:15] <Wogglebug> Shawn, you basically run up the cliff with your arms.
[2016-03-12 01:16:15] <DiePotato> Arty starts to-he stops what he's doing to watch Shawn
[2016-03-12 01:16:18] <DiePotato> :|
[2016-03-12 01:16:20] <Wogglebug> You're near to the top in no time.
[2016-03-12 01:16:22] <Talonair> Kit watches
[2016-03-12 01:16:25] <Talonair> "I…. Huh."
[2016-03-12 01:16:49] <Roget> Shawn waves down once he's almost up. "Hey, s'not that hard to climb up, eh! You guys should be here in no time."
[2016-03-12 01:16:57] <Nioki> "Goodness."
[2016-03-12 01:17:18] <Talonair> "Arty, if you would?"
[2016-03-12 01:17:21] * Soulless|Dreamin is now known as Soulless
[2016-03-12 01:17:43] <DiePotato> "…Da." Arty tries to just force a platform of rock under the boat and raise it up that way
[2016-03-12 01:17:45] <DiePotato> 4df+8
[2016-03-12 01:17:45] <Glacon> DiePotato: 6 (4df+8= 4- , 4- , 3+ , 4- )
[2016-03-12 01:18:40] <Wogglebug> You manage to beach it, but you just aren't gonna pull that boat up this cliff.
[2016-03-12 01:18:56] <Talonair> "Maybe try it with just us?"
[2016-03-12 01:19:46] <DiePotato> "Da." Arty climbs on outta the boat onto, semi-dry land and tries again when everyone's out
[2016-03-12 01:19:49] <Wogglebug> Shawn is at the top, just hanging around, presumably.
[2016-03-12 01:20:00] <Wogglebug> The water slushes about around your feet.
[2016-03-12 01:20:11] <Wogglebug> You can still hear cannons and explosions in the distance.
[2016-03-12 01:20:28] <Roget> Shawn is sitting atop the cliff-face, swinging his feet and looking around at the lighthouses.
[2016-03-12 01:20:50] <Wogglebug> They're very tall, and very old.
[2016-03-12 01:20:55] <Wogglebug> Quite bright, too.
[2016-03-12 01:20:58] <DiePotato> 4df+8 Now he tries to elevator platform minus da boat
[2016-03-12 01:20:58] <Glacon> DiePotato: Now he tries to elevator platform minus da boat: 6 (4df+8= 4- , 0, 0, 4- )
[2016-03-12 01:21:00] <DiePotato> really
[2016-03-12 01:21:15] <Wogglebug> You get everyone about halfway up before you lose control.
[2016-03-12 01:21:31] <Wogglebug> The rock lodges into the cliffface and sticks there.
[2016-03-12 01:21:40] <Roget> "Just climb uppppp!" Shawn calls form up high.
[2016-03-12 01:21:48] <Talonair> 4df+9 Kit just climbs
[2016-03-12 01:21:48] <Glacon> Talonair: Kit just climbs: 10 (4df+9= 3+ , 4- , 0, 3+ )
[2016-03-12 01:22:10] <Nioki> "Easy to say when you've got arms like a sock full of grapefruit!"
[2016-03-12 01:22:12] <Wogglebug> Kit goes the rest of the way, slowly. The armor weighs a great deal.
[2016-03-12 01:22:34] <Talonair> A good workout then!
[2016-03-12 01:22:37] <Roget> "Well who's fault is that, then?"
[2016-03-12 01:22:44] <DiePotato> Arty tries AGAIN with just Giles and himself
[2016-03-12 01:22:51] <DiePotato> 4df+8 weh
[2016-03-12 01:22:52] <Wogglebug> Roll!
[2016-03-12 01:22:52] <Glacon> DiePotato: weh: 5 (4df+8=0, 4- , 4- , 4- )
[2016-03-12 01:22:55] <DiePotato> what is this
[2016-03-12 01:22:59] <Wogglebug> You're about 3/4 there now!
[2016-03-12 01:23:09] <Wogglebug> Lodged, once again!
[2016-03-12 01:23:25] <DiePotato> 4df+8 ONCE MORE
[2016-03-12 01:23:25] <Glacon> DiePotato: ONCE MORE: 6 (4df+8= 4- , 0, 0, 4- )
[2016-03-12 01:23:51] <Wogglebug> You're now 7/8 the way there!
[2016-03-12 01:24:05] <Wogglebug> This is getting very tiring!
[2016-03-12 01:24:06] <Nioki> "Right. Maybe I could manage it from here."
[2016-03-12 01:24:13] <DiePotato> 4df+8 TWENTYFOUR
[2016-03-12 01:24:13] <Glacon> DiePotato: TWENTYFOUR: 10 (4df+8= 3+ , 3+ , 0, 0)
[2016-03-12 01:24:32] <DiePotato> Arty flops onto the ground after that one
[2016-03-12 01:24:34] <Wogglebug> You make it all the way to the top, shooting past a bit and landing with a smash somewhere behind Shawn.
[2016-03-12 01:24:40] <Roget> Shawn claps
[2016-03-12 01:24:46] <Talonair> Kit watches, and applauds as well
[2016-03-12 01:24:57] <DiePotato> Artyom is currently semi-unconscious on the platform
[2016-03-12 01:25:13] <DiePotato> The fox is poking him repeatedly
[2016-03-12 01:25:31] <Roget> "We should probably go to see if he's okay, eh?"
[2016-03-12 01:25:31] <Talonair> Kit tromps over to them
[2016-03-12 01:25:36] <Nioki> Giles lies on the ground for few seconds before shaking himself and sitting up.
[2016-03-12 01:25:42] <Nioki> "Ow. Thank you."
[2016-03-12 01:25:52] <Roget> Shawn gets up and walks over to Arty and Giles. "Y'all doin' alright there, eh?"
[2016-03-12 01:26:47] <Nioki> "More or less. Say, is anyone injured? I think I actually know a spell to, er, re-knit flesh."
[2016-03-12 01:27:04] <Wogglebug> From here, at the base of the great lighhouse, you can see just about everything around.
[2016-03-12 01:27:09] <DiePotato> Artyom waves a hand around and pushes himself up on the staff.
[2016-03-12 01:27:18] <Wogglebug> To the northwest lies the city of Hruth, currently under bombardment.
[2016-03-12 01:27:20] <Roget> "I'm a little red from fallin' through the ice and such."
[2016-03-12 01:27:24] <Talonair> Kit helps him up
[2016-03-12 01:27:37] <Wogglebug> There are a number of airships flying towards it from the south and west, dropping some form of bombs.
[2016-03-12 01:27:47] <Wogglebug> You can see fighting in the street below, centered around the harbor.
[2016-03-12 01:27:59] <Wogglebug> It's a very large city, with lots of different areas to it.
[2016-03-12 01:28:12] <Talonair> Anything that looks like a prison?
[2016-03-12 01:28:17] <Wogglebug> The largest structure is towards the center - a large, heavily walled castle.
[2016-03-12 01:28:19] <Wogglebug> Roll perception!
[2016-03-12 01:28:23] <DiePotato> Arty huffs and looks around, pulling his fox hood back up
[2016-03-12 01:28:32] <Talonair> 4df+3 (+3 if CE applies)
[2016-03-12 01:28:33] <Glacon> Talonair: (+3 if CE applies): 3 (4df+3= 3+ , 0, 4- , 0)
[2016-03-12 01:28:48] <Wogglebug> (It doesn't)
[2016-03-12 01:28:59] <Wogglebug> You see some large structures near the castle, it might be over there.
[2016-03-12 01:29:06] <Nioki> "Right! Let's see if this works." Giles waves his staff in the air, and mumbles, "Reversus est corpus ad vitam." He taps Shawn with the skull. Unundead.
[2016-03-12 01:29:18] <Wogglebug> Roll
[2016-03-12 01:29:19] <Nioki> 4df+8 Healing.
[2016-03-12 01:29:20] <Glacon> Nioki: Healing.: 8 (4df+8= 3+ , 4- , 4- , 3+ )
[2016-03-12 01:29:21] <Talonair> "That might be it over there." She points
[2016-03-12 01:29:26] * SpookyBee is now known as NappyBee
[2016-03-12 01:29:37] <Wogglebug> You heal Shawns wounds up by two points! It's a bit tiring, that spell.
[2016-03-12 01:29:58] <Roget> "Ah, man, that feels great. Thanks, uh, guy." Shawn pats Giles back.
[2016-03-12 01:30:01] <DiePotato> Arty looks towards where Kit points and nods, continuing to lean on his staff.
[2016-03-12 01:30:05] <Wogglebug> Seymour speaks up. "I think it's the big black building with the fence, east of the castle."
[2016-03-12 01:30:24] <Talonair> "Well then, onwards I suppose."
[2016-03-12 01:30:27] <Nioki> Giles sets the staff on the ground, putting his weight on it. "Whoah," he says, "that one's a doozy."
[2016-03-12 01:30:35] <DiePotato> He nods and follows after Kit!
[2016-03-12 01:30:44] <Nioki> He follows once he's caught his breath.
[2016-03-12 01:30:47] <Wogglebug> Which way will they head?
[2016-03-12 01:30:59] <Wogglebug> Below them, to the west, is th harbor where a battle is ongoing.
[2016-03-12 01:30:59] <Talonair> To the buildings Seymour said!
[2016-03-12 01:31:11] <Wogglebug> To the northwest is some sort of commercial district where fighting is sporadic.
[2016-03-12 01:31:24] <DiePotato> Yee! Unless they don't know where the castle is
[2016-03-12 01:31:29] <DiePotato> And what Kit saw was not the castle
[2016-03-12 01:31:32] <Wogglebug> To the north is a more industrial area, where you don't see as much fighting, but there are a great deal of fires.
[2016-03-12 01:31:41] <Wogglebug> The northwest would be the most /direct/ route.
[2016-03-12 01:31:43] <Roget> Shawn takes up the rear.
[2016-03-12 01:31:52] <Wogglebug> Not necessarily the safest though.
[2016-03-12 01:32:13] <Talonair> "They said to head to the fires, right?"
[2016-03-12 01:32:18] <DiePotato> Arty hmhmhmhmhms. "The North is lit up like a burning forest."
[2016-03-12 01:32:37] <DiePotato> "Do not know, does not seem like greatest idea."
[2016-03-12 01:33:07] <Talonair> "Northwest then?"
[2016-03-12 01:33:43] <Roget> "Whichever way isn't on fire, eh."
[2016-03-12 01:33:46] <DiePotato> "Whatever you want."
[2016-03-12 01:34:14] <Talonair> Kit heads for the northwest then! Onwards!
[2016-03-12 01:34:35] <Wogglebug> The only way down is another cliff! This time, in the opposite direction.
[2016-03-12 01:34:39] <DiePotato> Arty goes as well!
[2016-03-12 01:34:44] <Nioki> "I've got no idea which way is better. Tell me if you see a skeleton, though."
[2016-03-12 01:34:47] <Wogglebug> Well, technically there is a path.
[2016-03-12 01:34:53] <Wogglebug> But it has holes in it.
[2016-03-12 01:35:10] <DiePotato> Like literal holes?
[2016-03-12 01:35:12] <Talonair> "Arty, think you could lower us dear?"
[2016-03-12 01:35:19] <Wogglebug> Like, craters.
[2016-03-12 01:35:27] <Wogglebug> Kit you have featherfall.
[2016-03-12 01:35:37] <Talonair> Oh yea
[2016-03-12 01:35:45] <Talonair> 4df+5 Kit featherfalls?
[2016-03-12 01:35:45] <Glacon> Talonair: Kit featherfalls?: 5 (4df+5= 3+ , 3+ , 4- , 4- )
[2016-03-12 01:36:02] <Wogglebug> Everyone is featherfell!
[2016-03-12 01:36:07] <Wogglebug> Do you all jump?
[2016-03-12 01:36:18] <Nioki> "I feel… floaty."
[2016-03-12 01:36:21] <DiePotato> Arty does once she explains they can just jump off the cliff
[2016-03-12 01:36:23] <Talonair> Kit jumps!
[2016-03-12 01:36:52] <Wogglebug> You all jump, and land safely on the ground below.
[2016-03-12 01:37:05] <Wogglebug> You're in the backyard of what looks to be some sort of tannery.
[2016-03-12 01:37:09] <Roget> Shawn jumps and such
[2016-03-12 01:37:11] <Wogglebug> It doesn't smell great.
[2016-03-12 01:37:22] <Wogglebug> There are skins laid out to dry around the place.
[2016-03-12 01:37:23] <Roget> Shawn wrinkles his nose, but doesn't say anything.
[2016-03-12 01:37:39] <Wogglebug> You can see fire in the distance, and it's a bit smoky in general.
[2016-03-12 01:37:48] <Wogglebug> No sign of people, save for some shouting in the distance.
[2016-03-12 01:37:57] <Talonair> Kit wrinkles her nose and continues marching
[2016-03-12 01:37:57] <DiePotato> Arty sniffsniffs and moves along. He's familiar with the scent his father was a hunter
[2016-03-12 01:38:02] <Nioki> Giles does not seem particularly perturbed by the smell. As he walks, he looks around for corpses. Of any kind.
[2016-03-12 01:38:30] <Wogglebug> There's the slightly skeltal remains of a bull there, Giles.
[2016-03-12 01:38:50] <Roget> Shawn keeps his axe ready and follows behind Kit.
[2016-03-12 01:40:15] <Nioki> "Hey, I think my ride's here," he jokes. He raises his staff over the bull. Unsurprisingly, he chants in Latin. Casting raise undead.
[2016-03-12 01:40:17] <Wogglebug> Kit, this side yard here will lead out to the street. Or would you rather head over the wall there, into the next yard?
[2016-03-12 01:40:21] <Wogglebug> Roll, Giles.
[2016-03-12 01:40:44] <Talonair> Can Kit go /through/ the wall?
[2016-03-12 01:40:44] <Nioki> 4df+8 Medical + robes
[2016-03-12 01:40:45] <Glacon> Nioki: Medical + robes: 8 (4df+8=0, 3+ , 0, 4- )
[2016-03-12 01:41:10] <Wogglebug> Sure she can, it's only stone.
[2016-03-12 01:41:23] <Wogglebug> Giles, the bull gets up shakily and stands, ready to be ridden.
[2016-03-12 01:41:31] <Wogglebug> Probably won't be terribly comfortable.
[2016-03-12 01:41:42] <Wogglebug> There are small blue fires in its eye sockets.
[2016-03-12 01:41:46] <Talonair> KIT GOES THROUGH THE WALL
[2016-03-12 01:41:51] <Wogglebug> Roll melee!
[2016-03-12 01:42:00] <Wogglebug> Or str, I guess, if she just pushes it over.
[2016-03-12 01:42:20] <Nioki> "Hah! Hahah!" He coughs. "Whoah, this is actually pretty tiring."
[2016-03-12 01:42:24] <Wogglebug> It's a longhorn sort of bull, Giles, great for stearing.
[2016-03-12 01:42:38] <Talonair> 4df+6 STRONK
[2016-03-12 01:42:38] <Glacon> Talonair: STRONK: 4 (4df+6=0, 4- , 0, 4- )
[2016-03-12 01:42:43] <Talonair> Fok
[2016-03-12 01:42:46] <Wogglebug> You don't quite push it over.
[2016-03-12 01:43:00] <Nioki> He takes a moment to grab a decent and finished hide to lay over the bull's back so he won't be sitting on a mostly rotten animal.
[2016-03-12 01:43:03] <Talonair> 4df+9 MELEE THEN
[2016-03-12 01:43:03] <Roget> "Want some help with that?"
[2016-03-12 01:43:03] <Glacon> Talonair: MELEE THEN: 9 (4df+9= 4- , 3+ , 4- , 3+ )
[2016-03-12 01:43:23] <Wogglebug> You smash through the wall, into the next yard! Oh yeah!
[2016-03-12 01:43:40] <Talonair> Kit /might/ be letting the huge armour get to her head
[2016-03-12 01:44:04] <Wogglebug> This yard has a bunch of grain piled up in it, and is a great deal larger.
[2016-03-12 01:44:25] <Wogglebug> It looks as though it might be some sort of storehouse, what with the building's vaguely warehousish shape.
[2016-03-12 01:44:49] <Nioki> After that, he finds a raised platform to clamber on to the bull's back. He clumps after the others.
[2016-03-12 01:45:00] <DiePotato> Arty follows after and he looks around. "Grainery."
[2016-03-12 01:45:09] <Talonair> Kit nods, looking around
[2016-03-12 01:45:39] <Roget> Shawn lumbers in after them, looking around for anything wizardess-looking.
[2016-03-12 01:46:05] <Wogglebug> Artyom, perception.
[2016-03-12 01:46:18] <DiePotato> 4df+7 Wheeeee
[2016-03-12 01:46:18] <Glacon> DiePotato: Wheeeee: 6 (4df+7=0, 0, 4- , 0)
[2016-03-12 01:46:39] <Wogglebug> You notice some light from inside the building. Looks like something's caused a small fire.
[2016-03-12 01:47:18] <DiePotato> Arty frowns and jogs on over now that he's caught his breath. "Fire."
[2016-03-12 01:47:28] <Roget> "Uh oh."
[2016-03-12 01:47:33] <Talonair> Kit jogs after him. Clank clank
[2016-03-12 01:48:50] <Nioki> Giles rides on a bit behind them on what remains of a dead bull.
[2016-03-12 01:49:07] <Roget> Shawn does a double take at the dead bull as he goes to check out the report of fireee
[2016-03-12 01:49:24] <Wogglebug> Roll survival Artyom.
[2016-03-12 01:49:33] <DiePotato> 4df+8 Wheeeeee
[2016-03-12 01:49:33] <Glacon> DiePotato: Wheeeeee: 10 (4df+8=0, 3+ , 0, 3+ )
[2016-03-12 01:49:56] <Wogglebug> You give that building about fourty seconds until it goes up like a powderkeg.
[2016-03-12 01:50:01] <Wogglebug> And you /are/ in the back yard of it.
[2016-03-12 01:50:07] <Wogglebug> Probably not the best place to be.
[2016-03-12 01:50:12] <DiePotato> Can he see the fire?
[2016-03-12 01:50:35] <Wogglebug> Vaguely. It's inside the building. Doesn't seem particularly large at this point, probably a shell came through the roof a bit ago.
[2016-03-12 01:50:35] * Aphex_ is now known as Awayphex_
[2016-03-12 01:50:35] * Awayphex_ is now known as Aphex_
[2016-03-12 01:50:42] * Aphex_ is now known as Awayphex_
[2016-03-12 01:51:12] <DiePotato> Arty tries to summon water and send it streaming into one of the windows!
[2016-03-12 01:51:32] <DiePotato> He can maaaybe get it? Maaaaybe?
[2016-03-12 01:51:38] <DiePotato> 4df+8 maaaaybe?
[2016-03-12 01:51:38] <Glacon> DiePotato: maaaaybe?: 7 (4df+8= 3+ , 4- , 0, 4- )
[2016-03-12 01:52:00] <Wogglebug> You send a stream of water into the building, destroying a few windows, and putting out the fire!
[2016-03-12 01:52:02] <Wogglebug> It's an invasion miracle!
[2016-03-12 01:52:21] <DiePotato> Yay!
[2016-03-12 01:52:23] <Roget> "Didja get it?"
[2016-03-12 01:52:35] <DiePotato> Arty lowers the staff and he nods. "Think so."
[2016-03-12 01:53:08] <Nioki> "So, uh. How do we find this wizard, again?"
[2016-03-12 01:53:17] <Wogglebug> "She's in the prison!"
[2016-03-12 01:53:17] <Talonair> "They said follow the fire."
[2016-03-12 01:53:22] <Wogglebug> "We need to go to the prison!"
[2016-03-12 01:53:22] <Talonair> "And that."
[2016-03-12 01:53:24] <DiePotato> "She is also a woman."
[2016-03-12 01:53:27] <DiePotato> "Apparently.
[2016-03-12 01:53:27] <DiePotato> "
[2016-03-12 01:53:41] <DiePotato> "Keep pressing on."
[2016-03-12 01:53:41] <Roget> "Where's prison?"
[2016-03-12 01:53:51] <DiePotato> "Near the castle."
[2016-03-12 01:54:02] <Talonair> Kit marches!
[2016-03-12 01:54:09] <Wogglebug> Will you go to the next yard, or make your way into the street, or try something else entirely?
[2016-03-12 01:54:20] <Talonair> Street!
[2016-03-12 01:54:33] <Wogglebug> You make off through a side yard, and run out into the street!
[2016-03-12 01:54:58] <Wogglebug> It's largely abandoned. Several of the buildings have been abandoned, and there are a few dead civilians scattered about.
[2016-03-12 01:55:03] <Nioki> That works well for Giles and his undead bull. more space to move.
[2016-03-12 01:55:06] <Wogglebug> *been shelled
[2016-03-12 01:55:26] <Talonair> Kit marches onwards! They have a mission!
[2016-03-12 01:55:27] <Wogglebug> The castle and prison are probably, well, that way, somewhere.
[2016-03-12 01:55:33] <Wogglebug> You can roll survival to navigate.
[2016-03-12 01:55:37] <DiePotato> Somewhere's good enough
[2016-03-12 01:55:40] <DiePotato> 4df+8 WHEEEE[2016-03-12 01:55:40] <Glacon> DiePotato: WHEEEE\: 10 (4df+8= 3+ , 3+ , 3+ , 4- )
[2016-03-12 01:55:41] <Talonair> 4df+5 Whee
[2016-03-12 01:55:41] <Glacon> Talonair: Whee: 7 (4df+5= 3+ , 3+ , 3+ , 4- )
[2016-03-12 01:55:50] <Talonair> ..
[2016-03-12 01:56:14] <Roget> Shawn takes up third in line, presuming that Giles is taking up the rear with his cavalry
[2016-03-12 01:56:18] <Wogglebug> Artyom and Kit both know that the prison should b up that street, over two streets, up that street, and through a wall!
[2016-03-12 01:57:12] <DiePotato> Artyom is surprised by this knowledge! "Up street, over two, up another, through wall."
[2016-03-12 01:57:18] <Wogglebug> You can hear fighting in the distance.
[2016-03-12 01:57:21] <DiePotato> He nodnods and starts moving along.
[2016-03-12 01:57:23] <Talonair> Kit marches that way then, cutting an appropriately heroic figure with that armour, cape flapping in the wind yada yada
[2016-03-12 01:57:24] <Wogglebug> Not too close, but close enough that you can hear it.
[2016-03-12 01:57:27] <DiePotato> He cocks an ear before hand though.
[2016-03-12 01:57:36] <DiePotato> "…Think we should help?"
[2016-03-12 01:57:37] <Wogglebug> Roll perception, Artyom!
[2016-03-12 01:57:44] <DiePotato> 4df+7 PERC!
[2016-03-12 01:57:45] <Glacon> DiePotato: PERC!: 7 (4df+7= 4- , 4- , 3+ , 3+ )
[2016-03-12 01:57:57] <Roget> "We don't have a stake in their fight, eh."
[2016-03-12 01:57:59] <Talonair> "Are they on the way to the prison?"
[2016-03-12 01:58:00] <Wogglebug> Something large and fighty is heading your way!
[2016-03-12 01:58:07] <Wogglebug> Sounds bipedal.
[2016-03-12 01:58:11] <DiePotato> "…Nevermind, coming here anyways."
[2016-03-12 01:58:19] <Talonair> Kit readies her shield
[2016-03-12 01:58:19] <Nioki> "Who would we help? I have no real idea what they're even fighting over."
[2016-03-12 01:58:55] <Roget> "I'm not opposed to a fight, but I gotta know what it's fer, eh." Shawn readies his axe when Arty says they're coming. "If it's a fight they want, it's a fight they'll get."
[2016-03-12 01:59:11] <Nioki> Giles raises his staff, thumbing through a mental index to sort out his spells.
[2016-03-12 01:59:24] <Wogglebug> Something crests the hill ahead of you, a few hundred meters away. It's large, and angry, and looks to be some sort of very large humanoid.
[2016-03-12 01:59:27] <DiePotato> Arty does as well!
[2016-03-12 01:59:30] <Wogglebug> Academics to identify, if you'd like.
[2016-03-12 01:59:32] <DiePotato> "…Oh."
[2016-03-12 01:59:42] <DiePotato> 4df+6
[2016-03-12 01:59:42] <Glacon> DiePotato: 9 (4df+6=0, 3+ , 3+ , 3+ )
[2016-03-12 01:59:46] <Wogglebug> It seems to have spotted you all somehow.
[2016-03-12 01:59:53] <Nioki> 4df+7 Academics.
[2016-03-12 01:59:53] <Glacon> Nioki: Academics.: 8 (4df+7= 3+ , 3+ , 4- , 0)
[2016-03-12 02:00:25] <Wogglebug> It's a mountain ogre, the sort that live in caves and only come out when there's a war on. It could probably smell the pipefox - they tend to eat those when they're able.
[2016-03-12 02:00:38] <DiePotato> Arty makes a face and looks at Semour
[2016-03-12 02:00:40] <DiePotato> *Seymour
[2016-03-12 02:00:43] <Wogglebug> Mountain ogres will eat anything that tastes magical or cute. Pipefoxes are a delicacy to them.
[2016-03-12 02:00:48] <Wogglebug> Seymour cries a bit.
[2016-03-12 02:00:57] <Wogglebug> He dives into Kit's armor to hide.
[2016-03-12 02:01:02] <Nioki> "Mountain ogre! It must be after the fox!" Giles pauses. "And I guess I know that sort of thing now."
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[2016-03-12 02:01:14] <Talonair> "Is it unholy?"
[2016-03-12 02:01:25] <Roget> "Can I smash it?"
[2016-03-12 02:01:29] <Wogglebug> Giles, it's not unholy.
[2016-03-12 02:01:32] <Wogglebug> It's just kind of mean.
[2016-03-12 02:02:05] <Nioki> "Not unholy, though it is quite mean. And I think smashing works on pretty much everything."
[2016-03-12 02:02:08] <Wogglebug> It's getting nearer. It seems the sort of thing that could sprint for days on end.
[2016-03-12 02:02:25] <Roget> "Good then."
[2016-03-12 02:02:27] <Talonair> "Fine then." Kit readies her shield
[2016-03-12 02:02:30] <DiePotato> "Need to stop it can't run."
[2016-03-12 02:02:35] <Roget> Can Shawn run out to meet it in mortal combat?
[2016-03-12 02:02:42] <Wogglebug> It's about a hundred meters away.
[2016-03-12 02:02:52] <Wogglebug> You have maybe three seconds. It's a very quick ogre.
[2016-03-12 02:02:57] <Nioki> " 'Scuse me, gotta chant!" Giles raises his staff, chanting the incantation for ray of death.
[2016-03-12 02:03:00] <Roget> Melee?
[2016-03-12 02:03:01] <Wogglebug> A good many tons, maybe fifteen feet tall.
[2016-03-12 02:03:04] <Wogglebug> Grey, and mean looking.
[2016-03-12 02:03:14] <Talonair> 4df+10 OFFENSIVE STANCE
[2016-03-12 02:03:14] <Glacon> Talonair: OFFENSIVE STANCE: 10 (4df+10=0, 4- , 3+ , 0)
[2016-03-12 02:03:21] <Wogglebug> Who's in front?
[2016-03-12 02:03:25] <DiePotato> Not Arty!
[2016-03-12 02:03:31] <Roget> Kit
[2016-03-12 02:03:43] <Nioki> He aims for the center of mass. At that range, he doesn't trust aiming for a flailing limb. Giles is in the rear, riding his bull.
[2016-03-12 02:03:44] <DiePotato> He decides to try and blast it with wind to try and slow its speed
[2016-03-12 02:03:48] <Roget> it's Kit->Arty->Shawn->Giles in descending order
[2016-03-12 02:04:12] <Talonair> (Kit's roll was melee)
[2016-03-12 02:04:15] <Wogglebug> Kit, roll pdef, as its hand comes comes slamming into you at 70 miles an hour!
[2016-03-12 02:04:34] <Wogglebug> 4df+8
[2016-03-12 02:04:36] <Glacon> Wogglebug: 5 (4df+8= 4- , 4- , 4- , 0)
[2016-03-12 02:04:45] <Wogglebug> It takes the sword in the hand like a very large thorn!
[2016-03-12 02:05:04] <Roget> Can Shawn swing his axe into it as it charges the party?
[2016-03-12 02:05:09] <Talonair> 4df+9 (PDEF+ARMOUR+SP)
[2016-03-12 02:05:09] <Glacon> Talonair: (PDEF+ARMOUR+SP): 11 (4df+9=0, 3+ , 0, 3+ )
[2016-03-12 02:05:13] <Wogglebug> Sure.
[2016-03-12 02:05:21] <Wogglebug> 4df+8
[2016-03-12 02:05:21] <Glacon> Wogglebug: 11 (4df+8=0, 3+ , 3+ , 3+ )
[2016-03-12 02:05:41] <Wogglebug> You manage to hold your ground Kit, stopping the ogre in its tracks.
[2016-03-12 02:05:48] <Talonair> Kit grins under her visor
[2016-03-12 02:05:52] <Wogglebug> It wails, and prepares to smash you with its free hand!
[2016-03-12 02:06:01] <Roget> 4df+6 MELEE
[2016-03-12 02:06:01] <Glacon> Roget: MELEE: 2 (4df+6= 4- , 4- , 4- , 4- )
[2016-03-12 02:06:05] <Roget> shit
[2016-03-12 02:06:11] <Talonair> 4df+10 OFFENSIVE STANCE Kit stabs the other hand
[2016-03-12 02:06:12] <Glacon> Talonair: OFFENSIVE STANCE Kit stabs the other hand: 9 (4df+10= 3+ , 4- , 4- , 0)
[2016-03-12 02:06:47] <Wogglebug> Shawn, you miss horrifically, and somehow wind up upside down, lodged into a wall, fifty feet away!
[2016-03-12 02:06:53] <Wogglebug> 4df+8
[2016-03-12 02:06:54] <Glacon> Wogglebug: 10 (4df+8= 3+ , 4- , 3+ , 3+ )
[2016-03-12 02:07:11] <Wogglebug> Your blade glances off its skin as it smashes down! Pdef!
[2016-03-12 02:07:12] <Wogglebug> 4df+*
[2016-03-12 02:07:16] <Wogglebug> 4df+8
[2016-03-12 02:07:16] <Glacon> Wogglebug: 9 (4df+8= 3+ , 4- , 3+ , 0)
[2016-03-12 02:07:22] <Talonair> 4df+9
[2016-03-12 02:07:23] <Glacon> Talonair: 7 (4df+9= 4- , 0, 4- , 0)
[2016-03-12 02:07:36] <Wogglebug> You're smashed into the ground, for one damage!
[2016-03-12 02:07:47] <Wogglebug> Giles, Artyom, are you guys gonna just stand there?
[2016-03-12 02:07:51] <Talonair> "Gah-" She grunts
[2016-03-12 02:07:59] <Nioki> 4df+7 Giles completes his chant and sends a ray of necrotic energy at the ogre. His bull stamps at the ground.
[2016-03-12 02:07:59] <Glacon> Nioki: Giles completes his chant and sends a ray of necrotic energy at the ogre. His bull stamps at the ground.: 5 (4df+7= 4- , 4- , 3+ , 4- )
[2016-03-12 02:08:04] <Roget> Shawn struggles to escape this bricked prison!
[2016-03-12 02:08:08] <Wogglebug> 4df+8
[2016-03-12 02:08:08] <Glacon> Wogglebug: 7 (4df+8= 4- , 3+ , 0, 4- )
[2016-03-12 02:08:19] <Wogglebug> The ray glances off the ogre, dealing only scratch damage, Giles!
[2016-03-12 02:08:20] <DiePotato> Arty is not! He decides to try and cause a spike of earth to go into the ogre. EARTH STRONK
[2016-03-12 02:08:25] <DiePotato> 4df+8 WEH
[2016-03-12 02:08:25] <Glacon> DiePotato: WEH: 8 (4df+8=0, 3+ , 4- , 0)
[2016-03-12 02:08:30] <Wogglebug> 4df+8
[2016-03-12 02:08:30] <Glacon> Wogglebug: 8 (4df+8= 3+ , 3+ , 4- , 4- )
[2016-03-12 02:08:51] <Wogglebug> The ogre is pushed upwards by the earth, and steps back a bit!
[2016-03-12 02:09:08] <Wogglebug> It bellows again!
[2016-03-12 02:09:29] <Roget> Can Shawn get up out of the wall?
[2016-03-12 02:09:30] <Talonair> 4df+12 I've been getting my bonuses totally wrong. MEL+SWORD+SP OFFENSIVE STANCE
[2016-03-12 02:09:31] <Glacon> Talonair: I've been getting my bonuses totally wrong. MEL+SWORD+SP OFFENSIVE STANCE: 12 (4df+12= 3+ , 4- , 4- , 3+ )
[2016-03-12 02:09:33] <Wogglebug> Yup!
[2016-03-12 02:09:41] <Wogglebug> 4df+8 Defense!
[2016-03-12 02:09:41] <Glacon> Wogglebug: Defense!: 9 (4df+8=0, 0, 3+ , 0)
[2016-03-12 02:09:51] <Wogglebug> You slash the Ogre's hand, taking off a few fingers!
[2016-03-12 02:09:57] <Wogglebug> It slams into you with a kick!
[2016-03-12 02:10:00] <Wogglebug> 4df+8
[2016-03-12 02:10:00] <Glacon> Wogglebug: 8 (4df+8= 3+ , 0, 4- , 0)
[2016-03-12 02:10:39] <Talonair> 4df+8 TANK
[2016-03-12 02:10:39] <Glacon> Talonair: TANK: 9 (4df+8= 4- , 3+ , 0, 3+ )
[2016-03-12 02:10:48] <Roget> Shawn gets up, brushing cinderblock bits off of himself, and rushes back towards the battle, axe raised!
[2016-03-12 02:10:52] <Nioki> Giles immediately starts another chant, this time aiming for the ogre's face. If he can damage its eyes, it might become a little less accurate.
[2016-03-12 02:10:55] <Wogglebug> You catch the foot with your shield! You've got him stuck!
[2016-03-12 02:11:24] <Talonair> 4df+12 Kit goes to stab his heart!
[2016-03-12 02:11:24] <Glacon> Talonair: Kit goes to stab his heart!: 11 (4df+12=0, 3+ , 4- , 4- )
[2016-03-12 02:11:32] <Wogglebug> 4df+8 Block!
[2016-03-12 02:11:32] <Glacon> Wogglebug: Block!: 5 (4df+8= 4- , 4- , 0, 4- )
[2016-03-12 02:11:56] <Wogglebug> Before that is resolved, does anyone else do anything?
[2016-03-12 02:12:07] <Roget> Can Shawn get there in time to swing his axe?
[2016-03-12 02:12:14] <Nioki> 4df+7 Blinding death ray!
[2016-03-12 02:12:14] <Wogglebug> Sure!
[2016-03-12 02:12:14] <Glacon> Nioki: Blinding death ray!: 8 (4df+7= 4- , 0, 3+ , 3+ )
[2016-03-12 02:12:16] <DiePotato> Arty was gonna push Kit along with an earth platform for more momentum
[2016-03-12 02:12:24] <Wogglebug> Go ahead Artyom!
[2016-03-12 02:12:41] <DiePotato> 4df+8 Plz be sickarooni
[2016-03-12 02:12:41] <Glacon> DiePotato: Plz be sickarooni: 8 (4df+8=0, 3+ , 4- , 0)
[2016-03-12 02:12:44] <DiePotato> good enough
[2016-03-12 02:12:47] <Roget> 4df+6 AXE STRONK
[2016-03-12 02:12:48] <Glacon> Roget: AXE STRONK: 5 (4df+6=0, 0, 0, 4- )
[2016-03-12 02:13:22] <Wogglebug> (That should have been a 9, Shawn)
[2016-03-12 02:13:56] <Roget> tru
[2016-03-12 02:14:02] <Wogglebug> Kit is launched into the beast's heart as its face melts from the beam of Giles's staff, all while its legs are taken out from under it by Shawn!
[2016-03-12 02:14:05] <Roget> add +3 to the roll then
[2016-03-12 02:14:10] <Wogglebug> The ogre is dead, and in several pieces.
[2016-03-12 02:14:13] <Roget> "WOOOOO!"
[2016-03-12 02:14:23] <Talonair> Kit flourishes her sword with a grin
[2016-03-12 02:14:41] <DiePotato> Arty steps on over and gives the thing a good final whack with his staff
[2016-03-12 02:14:43] <DiePotato> meanie
[2016-03-12 02:14:44] <Wogglebug> The pipefox leaps back to Artyom.
[2016-03-12 02:14:47] <Nioki> "I, er, think I'd rather not try to raise that one."
[2016-03-12 02:14:58] <Wogglebug> The bull digs at the ground a bit.
[2016-03-12 02:15:21] <Nioki> Giles pats it on the exposed skull. "There, there."
[2016-03-12 02:15:30] <Roget> "Probably a good decision there, eh."
[2016-03-12 02:15:34] <DiePotato> Arty reaches up and patpats the pipefox
[2016-03-12 02:16:23] <Wogglebug> With the ogre dead, you can move on however you like.
[2016-03-12 02:16:34] <Roget> "So, prison?"
[2016-03-12 02:16:35] <Wogglebug> You can head up the street, or do something else.
[2016-03-12 02:16:39] <Wogglebug> You're in a city, it's your call.
[2016-03-12 02:17:22] <DiePotato> Arty decides to move on up the street! They got a task
[2016-03-12 02:17:43] <Roget> Shawn follows up, keeping his eye out for enemies
[2016-03-12 02:18:38] <Wogglebug> You head up the street, boringly!
[2016-03-12 02:22:22] <Wogglebug> [BREAK HERE]
[2016-05-20 18:32:43] <Wogglebug> http://pastebin.com/6y3qSvM9 here are logs for the first half, read them
[2016-05-20 18:32:50] <Wogglebug> link to loadout is in there
[2016-05-20 18:33:08] <Wogglebug> let me know when you're done/if you have questions
[2016-05-20 18:34:32] <DiePotato> i'm good
[2016-05-20 18:34:39] <DiePotato> we were walking down a lonely road
[2016-05-20 18:34:47] <DiePotato> that was not the only road we've ever known amazingly
[2016-05-20 18:34:51] <Wogglebug> after murdering a mountain troll yes
[2016-05-20 18:36:09] <Roget> the goal is to get a female wizard out of prison yeah?
[2016-05-20 18:36:14] <Talonair> Ye
[2016-05-20 18:36:21] <Wogglebug> yes
[2016-05-20 18:36:44] <Roget> kk
[2016-05-20 18:38:31] <Roget> (is woggle gonna start us off again?)
[2016-05-20 18:38:50] <Wogglebug> yeah
[2016-05-20 18:39:01] <Roget> k
[2016-05-20 18:39:02] <Wogglebug> waiting till everyone says they're done readng
[2016-05-20 18:39:15] <DiePotato> nioki pls
[2016-05-20 18:39:29] <Nioki> Giles' ensorcelled bull corpse clops along with an uneven pace, one of the downsides of missing bits and pieces of leg flesh. Also I am done reading.
[2016-05-20 18:40:09] <Wogglebug> kay that's good let's go you're walking down the road
[2016-05-20 18:40:44] <Talonair> Kit walks onwards!
[2016-05-20 18:40:48] <Talonair> Looking all dramatic
[2016-05-20 18:41:05] <DiePotato> Arty walks as well, his wood staff of justice just being carried in his hand.
[2016-05-20 18:42:25] <Wogglebug> The night is dark, and explosive.
[2016-05-20 18:42:41] <Wogglebug> The sounds of war echo all around you, a great ring of sound.
[2016-05-20 18:43:00] <Wogglebug> The street is cobbled, and abandoned.
[2016-05-20 18:43:06] <Wogglebug> Many of the buildings are heavily damaged.
[2016-05-20 18:43:13] <Talonair> Is the prison visible?
[2016-05-20 18:43:15] <Roget> Shawn adjusts his Berserker armor to make it a wee bit more comfortable. The ambiance reminds him of the war.
[2016-05-20 18:43:27] <Wogglebug> The castle is tall in the distance. and the prison should be near to it.
[2016-05-20 18:43:35] <Wogglebug> It's the the northeast.
[2016-05-20 18:43:38] <Wogglebug> *northwest.
[2016-05-20 18:43:53] <Talonair> Kit is making her way in that direction
[2016-05-20 18:44:25] <Wogglebug> Roll perception, Giles.
[2016-05-20 18:44:34] <DiePotato> Arty is too! He grumbles a bit about all the smoke in the air but keeps on keeping on. "Forgot what shit going down smelled like."
[2016-05-20 18:45:07] <Nioki> 4df+5 I think.
[2016-05-20 18:45:08] <Glacon> Nioki: I think.: 8 (4df+5= 3+ , 3+ , 0, 3+ )
[2016-05-20 18:45:33] <Wogglebug> You can hear something nearing you from the south, high up in the air. It's quiet, and gigantic, whatever it is.
[2016-05-20 18:45:48] <Roget> "Wars'a lot less salty than I remember, eh." Shawn hefts his berserker axe over his shoulder.
[2016-05-20 18:46:44] <Nioki> "You know," says Giles, "This place reminds me a bit of Lisieux during the war. Er." He peers up. "Speaking of which, to go with the comparison, here comes a bomber."
[2016-05-20 18:47:02] <Talonair> "…. Fuck."
[2016-05-20 18:47:15] <Wogglebug> You see a cloud, Giles, trying very hard to look inconspicuous.
[2016-05-20 18:47:26] <DiePotato> "That in Fra-Hm?" Arty looks up and around
[2016-05-20 18:47:46] <Nioki> He points up and to the south. At the cloud. "No idea what it is! Think I should perform dastardly black magic at it?"
[2016-05-20 18:48:03] <Talonair> "Eh, go for it."
[2016-05-20 18:48:07] <Roget> "Go for it. What's a worst'd could happen, eh?"
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[2016-05-20 18:48:48] <Wogglebug> "Death." Seymour pops up.
[2016-05-20 18:49:27] <DiePotato> Arty glances down at the pipefox. "Think death is least of worries."
[2016-05-20 18:49:41] <Roget> Shawn hops back, surprised. "Ay, where'd this thing come from?"
[2016-05-20 18:49:50] <Wogglebug> The pipefox shrugs. It's pretty cute.
[2016-05-20 18:49:59] <Nioki> Giles begins chanting dramatically in Latin, which seems to be a requirement for anything and everything he does at this point. He pauses mid 'animam' when Seymour speaks.
[2016-05-20 18:50:07] <Talonair> Kit is baffled as to how a creature without shoulders shrugs
[2016-05-20 18:50:15] <Wogglebug> It's a very advanced technique.
[2016-05-20 18:50:19] <DiePotato> Said pipefox is in Arty's coat and has basically been the team mascot
[2016-05-20 18:50:36] <Wogglebug> He prefers 'literal spirit guide'.
[2016-05-20 18:50:51] <Roget> Shawn narrows his eyes at it. "You're a silly little thing, aint'cha?"
[2016-05-20 18:51:11] <Nioki> "Er. Death? Care to explain?"
[2016-05-20 18:51:14] <Talonair> Kit facepalms. It sounds like a stack of cans falling over
[2016-05-20 18:51:20] <DiePotato> He gets team mascot regardless. Arty snorts and switches the hand he holds his wood staff in.
[2016-05-20 18:51:31] <Wogglebug> "Well, I just mean, in general, sort of thing."
[2016-05-20 18:51:39] <Wogglebug> "You never know."
[2016-05-20 18:51:55] <DiePotato> "Think you should worry about potential thing that will rain explosive things right now."
[2016-05-20 18:52:05] <DiePotato> "Considering I have no clue at what I would be searching for."
[2016-05-20 18:52:41] <Wogglebug> Artyom, survival.
[2016-05-20 18:53:31] <DiePotato> 4df+8 yee
[2016-05-20 18:53:32] <Glacon> DiePotato: yee: 6 (4df+8= 4- , 3+ , 4- , 4- )
[2016-05-20 18:53:40] <Wogglebug> The answer is 'cover'.
[2016-05-20 18:53:54] <Wogglebug> Kit, you notice the cloud is starting to look a lot less cloudy.
[2016-05-20 18:54:02] <Wogglebug> More, gunshipy.
[2016-05-20 18:54:16] <Talonair> "…. INCOMING!" She finds cover!
[2016-05-20 18:54:43] <Wogglebug> Percep for cover finding.
[2016-05-20 18:54:47] <DiePotato> Artyom promptly takes that survival instinct he's got and also runs for cover.
[2016-05-20 18:54:57] <Talonair> 4df+3 Waaa
[2016-05-20 18:54:58] <DiePotato> 4df+7 gah
[2016-05-20 18:54:58] <Glacon> Talonair: Waaa: 1 (4df+3= 3+ , 4- , 4- , 4- )
[2016-05-20 18:54:58] <Glacon> DiePotato: gah: 9 (4df+7=0, 3+ , 0, 3+ )
[2016-05-20 18:55:01] <Roget> 4df+5 I have special eyes
[2016-05-20 18:55:02] <Glacon> Roget: I have special eyes: 5 (4df+5=0, 0, 4- , 3+ )
[2016-05-20 18:55:14] <Wogglebug> Artyom, Shawn, you hide in the ruins of a blown out bakery.
[2016-05-20 18:55:38] <Wogglebug> Kit, meanwhile, finds herself without many options. Everything's so small around here.
[2016-05-20 18:56:00] <Nioki> 4df+5 Perception for cover. Giles curses under his breath. "Well, a death ray is worthless against metal anyway."
[2016-05-20 18:56:01] <Glacon> Nioki: Perception for cover. Giles curses under his breath. "Well, a death ray is worthless against metal anyway.": 8 (4df+5= 3+ , 3+ , 0, 3+ )
[2016-05-20 18:56:08] <Talonair> "Shit." Kit just braces herself behind her shield
[2016-05-20 18:56:13] <Wogglebug> Giles, that bakery looks like a good idea.
[2016-05-20 18:56:14] <DiePotato> Can Arty roll to make a stone dome over her?
[2016-05-20 18:56:17] <Wogglebug> Sure.
[2016-05-20 18:56:29] <Wogglebug> If he rolls high enough, he might even manage an iron dome.
[2016-05-20 18:56:34] <DiePotato> 4df+8 SURV boop
[2016-05-20 18:56:34] <Glacon> DiePotato: SURV boop: 5 (4df+8= 4- , 4- , 4- , 0)
[2016-05-20 18:56:36] <Roget> Shawn hops behind cover and peers over the wall to watch this massive flying gunship soar overhead.
[2016-05-20 18:56:38] <DiePotato> nyope
[2016-05-20 18:56:46] <Wogglebug> He is not Israel.
[2016-05-20 18:56:56] <Wogglebug> A cover of stone surrounds Kit.
[2016-05-20 18:57:25] <Wogglebug> It has been exposed now, the clouds parting around its massive frame. The steam seems to be coming out of ports built into its sides.
[2016-05-20 18:57:27] <Nioki> His bull accelerates, taking Giles to the entrance before he hops off and ducks inside.
[2016-05-20 18:57:45] <Wogglebug> There's a whole array of large cannons on the bottom of what's essentially a flying battleship.
[2016-05-20 18:57:52] <Roget> ~Whooooooa~ Shawn stares in awe at the flying metal death machine.
[2016-05-20 18:58:05] <Wogglebug> It fires.
[2016-05-20 18:58:12] <Wogglebug> Roll pdef, Kit.
[2016-05-20 18:58:43] <Talonair> 4df+10 (PDEF+Armour+shield)
[2016-05-20 18:58:43] <Glacon> Talonair: (PDEF+Armour+shield): 10 (4df+10=0, 4- , 0, 3+ )
[2016-05-20 18:58:56] <Wogglebug> 4df+16 Bambardment
[2016-05-20 18:58:57] <Glacon> Wogglebug: Bambardment: 17 (4df+16=0, 0, 0, 3+ )
[2016-05-20 18:59:17] <DiePotato> stone dome pls
[2016-05-20 18:59:26] <Wogglebug> Kit, you have about three seconds to pray to your gods, if you'd like.
[2016-05-20 18:59:40] <Talonair> She prays for protection!
[2016-05-20 18:59:44] <Roget> ~oh fuck~ Shawn ducks behind cover as the bombardment commences.
[2016-05-20 19:00:10] <Wogglebug> You all hear a massive impact, as a rod twenty feet long and made of some strange black metal crashes into the earth.
[2016-05-20 19:00:36] <Wogglebug> A few moments later, you hear an even greater impact, as a rod twenty feet long and made of some strange black metal crashes into the side of a warship.
[2016-05-20 19:00:41] <Wogglebug> Kit, you are unharmed.
[2016-05-20 19:00:47] <Wogglebug> The ship above you is exploding.
[2016-05-20 19:00:56] <Wogglebug> Notably, it is still above you. You may want to move.
[2016-05-20 19:01:02] <Talonair> "MOVE!"
[2016-05-20 19:01:23] <DiePotato> Artyom peeks out of his cover up at the-
[2016-05-20 19:01:33] <Roget> Shawn looks up, nods, and books it in the nearest direction that's not towards the rapidly collapsing flying battleship.
[2016-05-20 19:01:40] <DiePotato> "OH FUCK!" He promptly hops over his cover and proceeds to run
[2016-05-20 19:01:42] <Wogglebug> White light streaks spread in the air around Kit, now surrounded by a light crater.
[2016-05-20 19:01:52] <Talonair> She runs!
[2016-05-20 19:01:54] <Wogglebug> Agi to run away from the falling ship.
[2016-05-20 19:02:22] <DiePotato> 4df+6 AGI HUP
[2016-05-20 19:02:23] <Glacon> DiePotato: AGI HUP: 7 (4df+6= 3+ , 3+ , 0, 4- )
[2016-05-20 19:02:25] <Talonair> 4df+8 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[2016-05-20 19:02:26] <Glacon> Talonair: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH: 6 (4df+8= 4- , 0, 4- , 0)
[2016-05-20 19:02:31] <Wogglebug> It explodes slowly through the sky as it heads towards the ground, different compartments of the ship failing in series.
[2016-05-20 19:03:07] <Roget> 4df+8 fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckinrun
[2016-05-20 19:03:08] <Glacon> Roget: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckinrun: 8 (4df+8=0, 0, 0, 0)
[2016-05-20 19:03:11] =-= Soulless|BRB is now known as Soulless
[2016-05-20 19:03:51] <Wogglebug> The darkness of the night has been replaced with fire and light.
[2016-05-20 19:03:55] <Wogglebug> It laps at your heels as you flee, wreckage falling all around you. You notice more than a few sudden skeletons among them.
[2016-05-20 19:04:36] <Nioki> Giles follows the other runners as best he can, considering how he's wearing robes. The bull follows, shielding him from the blast as best it can.
[2016-05-20 19:04:53] <Wogglebug> Roll agi then.
[2016-05-20 19:04:59] <Roget> Shawn tries to avoid making eye contact with the skeletons as he flees from the wreckage.
[2016-05-20 19:05:15] <DiePotato> Man where'd those come from? Arty keeps running pulling at his coat to keep it on his person and he looks back every once and awhile at the carnage (or should one say shippage) happening behind
[2016-05-20 19:07:13] <Nioki> 4df+3 Gosh it's hard to run in full robes.
[2016-05-20 19:07:14] <Glacon> Nioki: Gosh it's hard to run in full robes.: -1 (4df+3= 4- , 4- , 4- , 4- )
[2016-05-20 19:07:36] <Wogglebug> Giles, you are crushed beneath a rapidly descending portion of hull. Roll pdef.
[2016-05-20 19:07:45] <Wogglebug> Everyone else makes it clear of the ship, just barely.
[2016-05-20 19:08:13] <Nioki> 4df+3 Guess who's a mage.
[2016-05-20 19:08:13] <Glacon> Nioki: Guess who's a mage.: 4 (4df+3= 3+ , 0, 3+ , 4- )
[2016-05-20 19:08:28] <Wogglebug> 4df+10 lol
[2016-05-20 19:08:29] <Glacon> Wogglebug: lol: 9 (4df+10= 3+ , 0, 4- , 4- )
[2016-05-20 19:08:50] <Nioki> Giles trips on the hem of his own robe, leaving him at the full mercy of a whole gosh darn falling airship.
[2016-05-20 19:08:56] <Wogglebug> Giles, you could maaaaaybe get a spell off before you are crushed to dead, if you want to try it.
[2016-05-20 19:10:43] <Wogglebug> Anything?
[2016-05-20 19:10:44] <Wogglebug> No?
[2016-05-20 19:10:47] <Nioki> He turns his head, chanting a desperate spell of command. Maybe the bull can at least soften the blow. By taking it full force, admittedly.
[2016-05-20 19:11:04] <Wogglebug> The bull bravely charges the falling warship.
[2016-05-20 19:11:07] <Wogglebug> 4df+8
[2016-05-20 19:11:08] <Glacon> Wogglebug: 8 (4df+8=0, 0, 0, 0)
[2016-05-20 19:11:13] <Wogglebug> It meets it.
[2016-05-20 19:11:24] <Wogglebug> You are crushed by your bull, Giles, and lose consciousness.
[2016-05-20 19:11:43] <Wogglebug> The rest of you see Giles go very very under.
[2016-05-20 19:11:54] <Nioki> Well, it was that or an airship. At least a corpse is comparatively soft!
[2016-05-20 19:11:59] <Talonair> "Ah shit." Kit runs over to try and unearth Giles
[2016-05-20 19:12:02] <Roget> "No!" Shawn runs over to try and lift it off of Giles. Strength?
[2016-05-20 19:12:07] <Wogglebug> Strength to dig him out, yes.
[2016-05-20 19:12:24] <Talonair> 4df+6 STRONK
[2016-05-20 19:12:24] <Glacon> Talonair: STRONK: 5 (4df+6= 4- , 4- , 3+ , 0)
[2016-05-20 19:12:31] <Roget> 4df+18 Tagging Bear and Power Play, Shawn tries to lift the whole kit and kiboodle off of Giles
[2016-05-20 19:12:31] <Glacon> Roget: Tagging Bear and Power Play, Shawn tries to lift the whole kit and kiboodle off of Giles: 19 (4df+18= 3+ , 4- , 3+ , 0)
[2016-05-20 19:12:36] <DiePotato> Arty slides to a stop and taptaps the earth with his staff for a moment. Just kinda wait-Nevermind
[2016-05-20 19:12:41] <Wogglebug> You lift the hell out of that piece of junk, Kit.
[2016-05-20 19:12:55] <Wogglebug> Shawn, you flip the ship. Or, at least, what's left of it.
[2016-05-20 19:13:15] <Wogglebug> Giles is in a small pile, underneath a larger pile of bones, smack dab where a beam fell.
[2016-05-20 19:13:27] <Roget> "HUAAAAAAAAAARGH!" Shawn makes hulk noises as he lifts the 'oh-the-humanity" of the wreckage off of Giles.
[2016-05-20 19:13:29] <Nioki> Giles has looked better. In fact, it's hard to imagine him ever looking worse than this. He's covered in crushed rotten bull corpse and bits of airship.
[2016-05-20 19:13:44] <Wogglebug> The corpse is, as a note, dead.
[2016-05-20 19:13:47] <Wogglebug> Or redead.
[2016-05-20 19:13:52] <Wogglebug> No longer useful, is the point.
[2016-05-20 19:14:13] <DiePotato> Arty jogs over and looks over the scene. "Damn."
[2016-05-20 19:14:15] <DiePotato> "He dead?"
[2016-05-20 19:14:36] <Talonair> "Giles?"
[2016-05-20 19:14:40] <Roget> Shawn falls over, catching his breath. "Maybe… jus'hu…. uh… gimme a minute… I know… a lil' healing…."
[2016-05-20 19:14:45] <Wogglebug> "Why don't you go and find out Mr. Nature man."
[2016-05-20 19:14:50] <Nioki> It served its purpose as a disposable soldier in his mighty army of the dead. Giles, meanwhile, is out cold.
[2016-05-20 19:15:02] <Roget> He faceplants into the dirt, wheezing.
[2016-05-20 19:16:28] <DiePotato> Arty sideglances the pipefox as Shawn flops over and pokes Giles with his staff. Maybe he can pick up signs of life using the staff as a receiver? Or he's just poking him to see if he moves. The latter sounds like something Arty'd do
[2016-05-20 19:16:42] <Wogglebug> Kit, something is coming from the North. Looks to be a lot of something, actually. You need to get these idiots out of here.
[2016-05-20 19:16:51] <Wogglebug> He's pretty obviously not dead, Artyom.
[2016-05-20 19:16:55] <Talonair> "We need to move."
[2016-05-20 19:17:04] <DiePotato> Arty is the best doctor.
[2016-05-20 19:17:23] <Roget> "Five more minutes mom…." Shawn is unmoving from his dirt nap. Flipping a flying battleship can take a lot out of a guy.
[2016-05-20 19:17:24] <Wogglebug> Perception, Kit.
[2016-05-20 19:17:35] <Talonair> 4df+3
[2016-05-20 19:17:36] <Glacon> Talonair: 5 (4df+3= 4- , 3+ , 3+ , 3+ )
[2016-05-20 19:18:05] <Wogglebug> There's a medium-sized horde of what look to be either goblins or very short, ugly men coming up the road you're on. A few dozen at least. They're about 600m away.
[2016-05-20 19:18:06] <DiePotato> "Bit hard unless you want to move Shawn." Arty tugs Giles up, and tries to carry him.
[2016-05-20 19:18:22] <Nioki> A few maggots crawl from beneath the shadows of his hood. Hard to tell if they're from the bull or just a consequence of his new job.
[2016-05-20 19:18:37] <Talonair> Kit tries to /drag/ Shanw
[2016-05-20 19:18:39] <Talonair> *Shawn
[2016-05-20 19:18:39] <Wogglebug> Nah Giles is just gross.
[2016-05-20 19:19:13] <Wogglebug> Str to drag Kit.
[2016-05-20 19:19:18] <Nioki> yeah he should really bathe more often.
[2016-05-20 19:19:24] <Talonair> 4df+6 AM THE STRONKEST EVAR
[2016-05-20 19:19:25] <Glacon> Talonair: AM THE STRONKEST EVAR: 4 (4df+6= 3+ , 4- , 4- , 4- )
[2016-05-20 19:19:33] <Wogglebug> "Grab the dead one, I don't want to die."
[2016-05-20 19:19:40] <Wogglebug> You can drag him somewhat slowly.
[2016-05-20 19:19:42] <Wogglebug> Well enough.
[2016-05-20 19:19:46] <Wogglebug> Where will you take him?
[2016-05-20 19:19:52] <Wogglebug> There are side streets to the east and west.
[2016-05-20 19:19:58] <Wogglebug> Plus buildings of all sorts.
[2016-05-20 19:20:09] <Wogglebug> Also, burning wreckage.
[2016-05-20 19:20:13] <DiePotato> "Considering we are a bit /fucked/ we should most likely try hiding."
[2016-05-20 19:20:21] <Roget> Shawn groans and tries to pick himself up. "Alrigh', alrigh' I'm goin' there eh!"
[2016-05-20 19:20:21] <Talonair> West
[2016-05-20 19:20:29] <DiePotato> "Not getting far dragging Shawn's ass."
[2016-05-20 19:20:36] <DiePotato> "Oh, Shawn are you alright?"
[2016-05-20 19:20:51] <Wogglebug> 400m, now.
[2016-05-20 19:21:12] <Talonair> She's heading to the streets in the west
[2016-05-20 19:21:22] <Wogglebug> They're a bit narrow, but they're also not as open.
[2016-05-20 19:21:37] <Roget> Shawn shakes his head and stands up. "Yeah, just… whew. Took a bit outta me." He starts up following after Kit. "What's the game plan here? I think we should fight them."
[2016-05-20 19:21:59] <Talonair> "Narrow streets. I can just stand and block the street" She hefts her shield
[2016-05-20 19:22:01] <Wogglebug> Giles is still a pile.
[2016-05-20 19:22:14] <DiePotato> "Not when we are dragging an almost corpse." Arty's currently trying to carry him!
[2016-05-20 19:22:19] <Wogglebug> Roll str.
[2016-05-20 19:22:22] <Talonair> "Arty, work on getting Giles on his feet."
[2016-05-20 19:22:29] <DiePotato> 4df+4
[2016-05-20 19:22:30] <Glacon> DiePotato: 3 (4df+4= 4- , 0, 0, 0)
[2016-05-20 19:22:36] <Wogglebug> Yeah you're fine he's a wimp.
[2016-05-20 19:22:41] <Wogglebug> Gross though.
[2016-05-20 19:22:48] <Nioki> A bit of bull falls off his robe. It goes 'splp.'
[2016-05-20 19:22:48] <DiePotato> "I apparently manipulate trees, fire, and water I am not doctor."
[2016-05-20 19:22:54] <Talonair> "Shawn?"
[2016-05-20 19:22:54] <Roget> "Aw… where're we hidin' then?"
[2016-05-20 19:23:16] <Wogglebug> Roll perception to search for places to hide, if you'd like.
[2016-05-20 19:23:20] <Wogglebug> Or you can just fight.
[2016-05-20 19:23:23] <Wogglebug> Or run.
[2016-05-20 19:23:26] <Wogglebug> Or something else entirely.
[2016-05-20 19:23:27] <Talonair> Kit looks for a dead-end alleyway narrow enough for her to effectively block off with her shield
[2016-05-20 19:23:31] <Roget> Shawn looks to Kit. He's got kind of a thousand yard stare. "Huh?"
[2016-05-20 19:23:43] <Talonair> "Can you heal?"
[2016-05-20 19:23:49] <Wogglebug> That alley is plenty narrow, Kit. Good strong walls, too.
[2016-05-20 19:24:04] <Roget> "Uh… a little bit, I think."
[2016-05-20 19:24:04] <Talonair> "Arty get Giles into that alleyway
[2016-05-20 19:24:06] <Talonair> "
[2016-05-20 19:24:12] <Wogglebug> "Just slap him awake! That always works!"
[2016-05-20 19:24:17] <Talonair> "Shawn, work on getting Giles back on his feet."
[2016-05-20 19:24:20] <Talonair> "Move it!"
[2016-05-20 19:24:26] <Wogglebug> Seymour slithers down to Giles and starts slapping him with his whole body.
[2016-05-20 19:24:30] <DiePotato> "Ano." Arty drags his ass into the alleyway and unceremoniously dumps him there.
[2016-05-20 19:24:47] <Roget> Shawn nods, shakes his head a few more times and gets down to addressing Giles
[2016-05-20 19:24:53] <Wogglebug> Roll mdef Giles.
[2016-05-20 19:24:54] <Roget> 4df+1 I said a *little*
[2016-05-20 19:24:54] <Glacon> Roget: I said a *little*: 1 (4df+1=0, 3+ , 0, 4- )
[2016-05-20 19:25:06] <Wogglebug> You feel like this slapping is a good idea Shawn.
[2016-05-20 19:25:07] <Talonair> Kit stands in the mouth of the alleyway, shield planted, blocking it
[2016-05-20 19:25:18] <Nioki> 4df+5 Healthy of mind if not body.
[2016-05-20 19:25:19] <Glacon> Nioki: Healthy of mind if not body.: 3 (4df+5= 4- , 4- , 0, 0)
[2016-05-20 19:25:25] <Wogglebug> Roll mdef Kit. The evil bonus applies.
[2016-05-20 19:25:38] <Talonair> Is this against fear or?
[2016-05-20 19:25:44] <Wogglebug> You dream of a very large, fluffy undead rabbit, GHiles.
[2016-05-20 19:25:46] <Roget> Shawn tries slapping Giles around a little bit
[2016-05-20 19:25:51] <Wogglebug> No, Kit.
[2016-05-20 19:25:54] <Wogglebug> Just general.
[2016-05-20 19:25:55] <Talonair> 4df+9 Wheee
[2016-05-20 19:25:55] <Glacon> Talonair: Wheee: 10 (4df+9=0, 3+ , 0, 0)
[2016-05-20 19:26:06] <Roget> "Come on man! Snap out of it, eh! Jerry's still out there!"
[2016-05-20 19:26:12] <Wogglebug> You know for a goddamn fact that these goblins are all evil as hell.
[2016-05-20 19:26:23] <Wogglebug> Must have bathed in an evil swamp, or something.
[2016-05-20 19:26:26] <DiePotato> "Shawn what in the fuck are you talking about these are creatures from books not Germans."
[2016-05-20 19:26:34] <Talonair> That makes Kit feel better about the massacre that's about to happen
[2016-05-20 19:26:37] <Wogglebug> Roll slap, Shawn.
[2016-05-20 19:26:41] <Wogglebug> Roll mdef, Giles.
[2016-05-20 19:26:47] <Nioki> 4df+5 Mdef again.
[2016-05-20 19:26:48] <Glacon> Nioki: Mdef again.: 5 (4df+5= 3+ , 4- , 0, 0)
[2016-05-20 19:26:48] <Roget> (is that melee)
[2016-05-20 19:26:55] <Wogglebug> They're around the corner now, Kit, and they know you're there.
[2016-05-20 19:26:58] <DiePotato> Arty peeps over Kit's shoulder with his staff still in one hand.
[2016-05-20 19:27:00] <Wogglebug> Sure Shawn.
[2016-05-20 19:27:07] <Roget> 4df+6 Shawn slaps the shit out of Giles
[2016-05-20 19:27:08] <Glacon> Roget: Shawn slaps the shit out of Giles: 7 (4df+6=0, 3+ , 3+ , 4- )
[2016-05-20 19:27:20] <Wogglebug> You wake up quite abruptly Giles, a few moments before Shawn slaps the shit out of you.
[2016-05-20 19:27:22] <Talonair> Kit rotates her sword around again, grinning under her visor as she prepares for the slaughter
[2016-05-20 19:27:31] <Wogglebug> You're pushed off to the side a bit, with a bit of a crack.
[2016-05-20 19:27:38] <Wogglebug> They're charging the alley, Kit.
[2016-05-20 19:27:50] <Talonair> DEFENSIVE STANCE
[2016-05-20 19:27:50] <Roget> "Wake up man! The war's out there, not in ye!"
[2016-05-20 19:27:50] <Nioki> "AUGH OUCH WHUH!" What a helpful thing for someone technically in hiding to yell.
[2016-05-20 19:27:52] <Wogglebug> They're like a great swarm, crawling over eachother, all knives and hate.
[2016-05-20 19:28:01] <DiePotato> Arty weighs his staff in his hand a bit and holds the base of it to tap the top of it on the ground. He's waiting.
[2016-05-20 19:28:15] <Talonair> Also TAUNT
[2016-05-20 19:28:23] <Nioki> Giles blinks. He spits out a bit of bloody fur.
[2016-05-20 19:28:34] <Wogglebug> You bash your sword against your shield, taunting heartily.
[2016-05-20 19:28:48] <Talonair> 4df+12 SMITE EVIL (MDEF+ARMOUR+EVIL)
[2016-05-20 19:28:48] <Glacon> Talonair: SMITE EVIL (MDEF+ARMOUR+EVIL): 11 (4df+12=0, 4- , 4- , 3+ )
[2016-05-20 19:28:48] <Roget> "Ay! I think I got to him, eh!" Shawn calls to the others. "What'dwe do now, eh?"
[2016-05-20 19:28:50] <Wogglebug> Roll pdef three times, subtract one after each. So 0, -1, -2
[2016-05-20 19:29:29] <Wogglebug> A shaft of light blows through the clouds and smoke above you, wiping out a good third of the goblins in a puff of slightly spearmint-smelling dust.
[2016-05-20 19:29:35] <Talonair> 4df+10 (PDEF+STANCE+ARMOUR)
[2016-05-20 19:29:35] <Glacon> Talonair: (PDEF+STANCE+ARMOUR): 9 (4df+10=0, 0, 4- , 0)
[2016-05-20 19:29:39] <Talonair> 4df+9 (PDEF+STANCE+ARMOUR)
[2016-05-20 19:29:40] <Glacon> Talonair: (PDEF+STANCE+ARMOUR): 10 (4df+9=0, 0, 3+ , 0)
[2016-05-20 19:29:43] <Talonair> 4df+8 (PDEF+STANCE+ARMOUR)
[2016-05-20 19:29:43] <Glacon> Talonair: (PDEF+STANCE+ARMOUR): 12 (4df+8= 3+ , 3+ , 3+ , 3+ )
[2016-05-20 19:29:46] <Talonair> …
[2016-05-20 19:29:52] <Wogglebug> 4df+8
[2016-05-20 19:29:53] <Glacon> Wogglebug: 6 (4df+8=0, 0, 4- , 4- )
[2016-05-20 19:29:55] <Wogglebug> 4df+8
[2016-05-20 19:29:55] <Glacon> Wogglebug: 5 (4df+8= 4- , 4- , 4- , 0)
[2016-05-20 19:29:57] <Wogglebug> 4df+8
[2016-05-20 19:29:57] <Glacon> Wogglebug: 8 (4df+8= 4- , 3+ , 4- , 3+ )
[2016-05-20 19:30:17] <Wogglebug> The goblin swarm crashes against your shield and are greatly reduced.
[2016-05-20 19:30:28] <Wogglebug> They seem a bit stunned by the sudden loss of momentum.
[2016-05-20 19:30:44] <Talonair> 4df+10 (MEL+STANCE+SWORD) LET THE BUTCHERY COMMENCE
[2016-05-20 19:30:45] <Glacon> Talonair: (MEL+STANCE+SWORD) LET THE BUTCHERY COMMENCE: 8 (4df+10= 4- , 4- , 3+ , 4- )
[2016-05-20 19:30:59] <Wogglebug> You chop the fuck out of a number of goblins.
[2016-05-20 19:31:02] <DiePotato> Arty switches his grip around on his staff, grabs it upside-down and slams the head of it into the ground. He be summonin' a fire elemental wheeeeee. Preferablly not in the alley that'd be bad
[2016-05-20 19:31:13] <Wogglebug> Roll.
[2016-05-20 19:31:19] <DiePotato> 4df+8 pew
[2016-05-20 19:31:20] <Glacon> DiePotato: pew: 6 (4df+8= 4- , 3+ , 4- , 4- )
[2016-05-20 19:31:26] <DiePotato> pyoooooom…
[2016-05-20 19:31:31] <Nioki> He sits up, shaking that less than comfortable sleep from his head. "Whuh?" he says again, with an oddly precise level of pronunciation. Looks like it might be a few seconds before he's any use to anyone.
[2016-05-20 19:31:31] <Wogglebug> You summon a mid-size fire elemental among the crowd of goblins.
[2016-05-20 19:31:40] <Roget> Shawn, not wanting to miss out on the carnage, hefts his battle axe and charges away from Giles with a mighty battle-cry
[2016-05-20 19:31:43] <Wogglebug> It is now a flaming swarm of goblins.
[2016-05-20 19:31:53] <Wogglebug> Pdef Kit, just once.
[2016-05-20 19:32:00] <Roget> Can he roll intimidation because BARBARIAN?
[2016-05-20 19:32:01] <DiePotato> Arty glances back and flops to the side to let Shawn through
[2016-05-20 19:32:02] <Talonair> 4df+10 HAHA
[2016-05-20 19:32:03] <Glacon> Talonair: HAHA: 9 (4df+10= 4- , 4- , 0, 3+ )
[2016-05-20 19:32:07] <Wogglebug> Sure, Shawn.
[2016-05-20 19:32:22] <Wogglebug> You swat the Goblins back towards the fire elemental with your shield, Kit.
[2016-05-20 19:32:28] <Roget> 4df+6 BARBARIAN
[2016-05-20 19:32:28] <Glacon> Roget: BARBARIAN: 4 (4df+6= 3+ , 4- , 4- , 4- )
[2016-05-20 19:32:38] <Wogglebug> It grabs them with great laming hands, pouring them two at a time into its fiery maw.
[2016-05-20 19:32:52] <Wogglebug> You're not particularly scary right now, Shawn. Mostly just sound a bit concussed.
[2016-05-20 19:33:12] <Wogglebug> Giles, you feel not dead.
[2016-05-20 19:33:14] <Wogglebug> Which is nice.
[2016-05-20 19:33:44] <Wogglebug> The goblins are running out of gob.
[2016-05-20 19:33:54] <Wogglebug> Many fo the few that remain have turned to flee.
[2016-05-20 19:34:09] <Talonair> 4df+12 SMITE EVIL
[2016-05-20 19:34:10] <Glacon> Talonair: SMITE EVIL: 11 (4df+12=0, 4- , 3+ , 4- )
[2016-05-20 19:34:24] <DiePotato> Arty wobbles a bit as he focuses on keeping the fire elemental, fire elementaling. He catches himself on his staff and just leans on it
[2016-05-20 19:34:26] <Wogglebug> Another bolt of light crashes through the sky, and consequently through the goblins.
[2016-05-20 19:34:40] <Roget> Shawn halts when he sees them running, assuming its because of him. "YEAH! THAT'S RIGHT! RUN COWARDS! THE QUEEN'S CHAMPION IS ON YER ASSES, EH!"
[2016-05-20 19:34:41] <Wogglebug> They're gone, but the smell of spearmint is fresh and clean.
[2016-05-20 19:34:48] <Nioki> He looks towards the sound of combat. "Tiny ugly men!" He shouts. A bit more clumped bull fur puffs out of his mouth.
[2016-05-20 19:35:11] <Wogglebug> Your elemental dissipates, Artyom.
[2016-05-20 19:35:16] <DiePotato> Arty drops the channeling then and lets the fire elemental disippate
[2016-05-20 19:35:17] <DiePotato> yey
[2016-05-20 19:35:27] <Wogglebug> The road, and alley, are quite once again. A lot corpsier, though.
[2016-05-20 19:35:31] <DiePotato> He sinks down to a sit
[2016-05-20 19:35:33] <Wogglebug> *quiet
[2016-05-20 19:35:36] <DiePotato> Probably smellier given the fire
[2016-05-20 19:35:45] <Talonair> Kit will march on!
[2016-05-20 19:35:49] <Nioki> "No. Wait." Giles rubs his head through his hood. He struggles to his feet. "Er. Right."
[2016-05-20 19:35:55] <Roget> Shawn leans against a wall and goes to have another nice little dirt nap. "Buh."
[2016-05-20 19:36:01] <Wogglebug> Half your men are on zero energy Kit.
[2016-05-20 19:36:07] <Talonair> She stops
[2016-05-20 19:36:08] <Wogglebug> Might do to take a rest.
[2016-05-20 19:36:10] <Talonair> And looks back
[2016-05-20 19:36:13] <Wogglebug> Maybe reorganize.
[2016-05-20 19:36:16] <DiePotato> What pansies
[2016-05-20 19:36:17] <Talonair> "Alright, five minutes."
[2016-05-20 19:37:08] <Wogglebug> "Maybe we should avoid the various armies, no?"
[2016-05-20 19:37:19] <Roget> Shawn mumbles something about monarchy to the soil.
[2016-05-20 19:37:27] <Nioki> Giles stumbles over towards the goblins, looking for any that still live. Somehow, that skull on his staff gives off a feeling of hunger.
[2016-05-20 19:37:28] <DiePotato> Arty snorts and glances up at her. "Da, sotrudnik."
[2016-05-20 19:37:46] <Wogglebug> Nah, that's all you Giles.
[2016-05-20 19:37:50] <Wogglebug> Skull doesn't give a shit.
[2016-05-20 19:38:04] <Talonair> Kit stands all dramatically
[2016-05-20 19:38:17] <Talonair> Fully armoured, cape flapping in the wind, fire everywhere
[2016-05-20 19:38:41] <DiePotato> Arty snuffs the fire out just to spite her
[2016-05-20 19:38:51] <DiePotato> And also so he can 'ave a giggle
[2016-05-20 19:39:13] <Nioki> It might be the complete lack of flesh. That skull has zero body fat. It's not a healthy arcane implement.
[2016-05-20 19:39:24] <Talonair> Kit looks at Arty
[2016-05-20 19:39:25] <Talonair> "…Damnit."
[2016-05-20 19:39:28] <DiePotato> Needs more meat on its bones
[2016-05-20 19:39:51] <DiePotato> Arty chuckles and pushes himself to his feet, feeling a tid-bit better. "Know where we are going?"
[2016-05-20 19:40:51] <Roget> Shawn eventually rolls out of the dirt, coughing and brushing himself off. "Alright, I'm not quite's fucked here now, eh."
[2016-05-20 19:42:01] <Nioki> Giles frowns. Normally, he'd be all for dead goblins, but he's feeling pretty darn low on energy.
[2016-05-20 19:43:51] <Nioki> "Well. Thanks for carrying me along and all that." He brushes a bit more debris from his robe, quietly wishing that necromancers had cleaning magic. "Anyone know how close we are to the prison?"
[2016-05-20 19:44:20] <Talonair> "Still a bit of a hike."
[2016-05-20 19:44:46] <Roget> "Let's get goin' then, eh?"
[2016-05-20 19:45:00] <Talonair> "Giles, you ready to go?"
[2016-05-20 19:46:49] <Wogglebug> You feel well enough to continue, Giles.
[2016-05-20 19:46:52] <Wogglebug> Not too terrible.
[2016-05-20 19:46:59] <Nioki> "Well. I could use a," he frowns. "I think I need to consume… life force? Well. Yes. Let's walk."
[2016-05-20 19:47:27] <Talonair> Kit nods, marching!
[2016-05-20 19:47:50] <Nioki> "Honestly, this is all a bit confusing. I haven't spoken this much Latin since my time at the university, and that was more disease names and whatnot."
[2016-05-20 19:48:23] <DiePotato> "Latin is that old as shit language da?"
[2016-05-20 19:48:25] <Roget> "Maybe you can do poisonous spells, eh? Give 'em some bubonic plague and whatnot."
[2016-05-20 19:49:28] <Talonair> "Please don't."
[2016-05-20 19:49:39] <Talonair> "That could backfire /horrendously/."
[2016-05-20 19:49:56] <Nioki> "Oh, I'm afraid yersinia pestis wouldn't be much help. Takes several days to set in, you know!"
[2016-05-20 19:50:29] <Roget> "Nifty. Maybe inflict like, boils? Or whatever th'scientific name is fer steppin' in a soaker. That's as bad as any disease, eh?"
[2016-05-20 19:51:00] <Wogglebug> "Should probably just hurry along, I think."
[2016-05-20 19:51:07] <Wogglebug> "Maybe try to not fight the entire city."
[2016-05-20 19:51:12] <DiePotato> Arty jogs on after.
[2016-05-20 19:51:13] <Talonair> Kit is marching!
[2016-05-20 19:51:23] <DiePotato> "You are very talkative fox."
[2016-05-20 19:51:35] <Wogglebug> You're heading north by northwest along streets.
[2016-05-20 19:51:40] <Roget> Shawn catches up and tries to march in sync with Kit's marching.
[2016-05-20 19:51:44] <Wogglebug> The sounds of war are carrying on as strong as ever.
[2016-05-20 19:51:52] <Wogglebug> The castle is visible high in the distance.
[2016-05-20 19:52:02] <Wogglebug> You can maybe, just maybe, make out the roof of the prison nearby to it.
[2016-05-20 19:52:21] <Nioki> "Oh, ten days to kill is incredibly fast as diseases go. I just don't think we have that much time when things like tiny ugly men charge us with knives." Giles follows along, his robes swishing. He leaves a bit of a blood trail.
[2016-05-20 19:52:35] <Wogglebug> Giles, percep.
[2016-05-20 19:52:44] <Nioki> 4df+5 Magic eyes
[2016-05-20 19:52:45] <Glacon> Nioki: Magic eyes: 5 (4df+5=0, 0, 0, 0)
[2016-05-20 19:53:02] <Wogglebug> There's a bunch of dead folks up and to the left a ways. Might be some ground fighting around that area..
[2016-05-20 19:53:36] <Nioki> "Lots of dead people over there!" Giles gestures up and to the left of their current position. "Could still be people fighting."
[2016-05-20 19:55:12] <DiePotato> "Let us go around them then. Do not want to waste more time in hotzone."
[2016-05-20 19:55:26] <Talonair> Kit nods in agreement!
[2016-05-20 19:55:27] <Wogglebug> Seymour nods.
[2016-05-20 19:55:37] <Nioki> "Probably wise."
[2016-05-20 19:55:53] <Wogglebug> You head more northernly!
[2016-05-20 19:56:41] <Wogglebug> The top of the prison in in view, now. It's a very large, very dark, very mean looking building.
[2016-05-20 19:56:54] <Wogglebug> Weirdly close to downtown.
[2016-05-20 19:57:01] <Wogglebug> Why would there be such a big prison downtown?
[2016-05-20 19:57:23] <DiePotato> To conveniently throw criminals in jail
[2016-05-20 19:57:33] <Talonair> TO INSPIRE FEAR INTO THE HEARTS OF MORTAL MEN
[2016-05-20 19:57:47] <Wogglebug> This place screams less county lockup and more alcatraz.
[2016-05-20 19:58:22] <Wogglebug> In any case, you're nearing it.
[2016-05-20 19:58:37] <Talonair> "Anyone got a way to get us in?"
[2016-05-20 19:58:44] <Nioki> Giles cranes his neck. "Quite the setup. I wonder if there's still guards."
[2016-05-20 19:58:58] <Wogglebug> It's a pentagonal, and is surrounded by a large wall and moat. The brickwork is old and wicked. There is a large gate on the north side, which even now is likely heavily guarded.
[2016-05-20 19:59:03] <Wogglebug> How will you approach?
[2016-05-20 20:00:07] <Roget> Any weak spots in the bricks?
[2016-05-20 20:00:17] <Wogglebug> Depends on who's asking.
[2016-05-20 20:00:25] <Wogglebug> They are, after all, objects, and as such can be broken.
[2016-05-20 20:00:37] <Wogglebug> Mostly the wall is pretty consistent though, and pretty thick.
[2016-05-20 20:00:38] <DiePotato> Arty peers down the moat and looks across it. "Can just make bridge."
[2016-05-20 20:00:47] <Talonair> "That still leaves the walls."
[2016-05-20 20:00:57] <Wogglebug> "She'll probably be at the top. They like keeping wizards up high."
[2016-05-20 20:01:11] <DiePotato> "Can just go over walls."
[2016-05-20 20:01:15] <Roget> "I could try'n swim across'n knock down the wall t'make a bridge, eh?"
[2016-05-20 20:01:29] <Nioki> Giles shrugs. "My magic isn't too much use on rocks. Maybe on fossils. But not rocks."
[2016-05-20 20:02:07] <Talonair> "Hmm.."
[2016-05-20 20:03:47] <DiePotato> 4df+8 (SURV) Arty taps the outer edge of the moat with his fancy stick and sloowly creates a bridge of dirt and sediment to go across.
[2016-05-20 20:03:47] <Glacon> DiePotato: (SURV) Arty taps the outer edge of the moat with his fancy stick and sloowly creates a bridge of dirt and sediment to go across.: 10 (4df+8= 3+ , 4- , 3+ , 3+ )
[2016-05-20 20:04:22] <Wogglebug> Yup, that's a bridge.
[2016-05-20 20:04:26] <Wogglebug> Also, those are arrows.
[2016-05-20 20:04:28] <Wogglebug> Pdef.
[2016-05-20 20:04:35] <Talonair> Kit marches acro- Oop
[2016-05-20 20:04:39] <Talonair> She raises her shield!
[2016-05-20 20:04:43] <DiePotato> 4df+4 watchtowers pls
[2016-05-20 20:04:44] <Glacon> DiePotato: watchtowers pls: 4 (4df+4= 4- , 3+ , 3+ , 4- )
[2016-05-20 20:04:47] <Talonair> 4df+10
[2016-05-20 20:04:48] <Glacon> Talonair: 12 (4df+10= 3+ , 0, 3+ , 0)
[2016-05-20 20:05:01] <Wogglebug> Artyom, you are surrounded by several walls of arrows coming from behind the wall.
[2016-05-20 20:05:17] <Wogglebug> Take 2 damage from stray arrows before you can make it behind Kit's HUMONGOUS SHIELD.
[2016-05-20 20:05:32] <Roget> Can Shawn attempt to charge across because fuck arrows and knock a hole in the wall?
[2016-05-20 20:05:44] <Wogglebug> He can try anything he puts his mind to.
[2016-05-20 20:05:54] <Roget> What to roll to charge?
[2016-05-20 20:05:59] <DiePotato> "WELL I GOT THE FUCKING BRIDGE!" Arty hisses behind Kit and grabs the few that got him and proceed to snap the ends off.
[2016-05-20 20:06:03] <Wogglebug> Roll agi, then pdef to charge.
[2016-05-20 20:06:18] <Talonair> Kit advances with her shield up to cover the others
[2016-05-20 20:06:28] <Nioki> "I think they might have seen us." Giles nods.
[2016-05-20 20:06:30] <Wogglebug> Somewhere to the south, a ship rams another ship and they both go crashing into a shopping district.
[2016-05-20 20:06:43] <Roget> 4df+7 BARBARIAN
[2016-05-20 20:06:44] <Glacon> Roget: BARBARIAN: 8 (4df+7= 3+ , 0, 4- , 3+ )
[2016-05-20 20:06:45] <Wogglebug> You advance cautiously, Kit.
[2016-05-20 20:07:13] <Roget> 4df+6 PDEF
[2016-05-20 20:07:14] <Glacon> Roget: PDEF: 4 (4df+6= 3+ , 4- , 4- , 4- )
[2016-05-20 20:07:35] <Wogglebug> You absorb a great deal of arrows with your blatant disregard for safety. It feels great.
[2016-05-20 20:07:39] <Wogglebug> You can attack the wall if you like.
[2016-05-20 20:07:58] <Roget> Barbarian doesn't care about your pitiful human qualms like "being alive". Strength?
[2016-05-20 20:08:04] <Wogglebug> Mel
[2016-05-20 20:08:19] <Roget> 4df+9 BARBARIAN
[2016-05-20 20:08:20] <Glacon> Roget: BARBARIAN: 7 (4df+9= 4- , 4- , 0, 0)
[2016-05-20 20:08:26] <Wogglebug> You knock a few bricks loose.
[2016-05-20 20:08:53] <Roget> Can he roll to back up and ram it with his strength?
[2016-05-20 20:08:55] <Talonair> Can Kit try and smite the wall?
[2016-05-20 20:08:58] <Wogglebug> Kit, you and the shielded party arrive.
[2016-05-20 20:09:01] <Wogglebug> No, the wall is good.
[2016-05-20 20:09:06] <Talonair> Fuk
[2016-05-20 20:09:12] <Wogglebug> It was born a brave little wall, up at the wall factory.
[2016-05-20 20:09:16] <Wogglebug> It is pure of heart and wall.
[2016-05-20 20:09:30] <DiePotato> Arty wobbles to his feet and takes some deep breaths. "Get close!"
[2016-05-20 20:09:31] <Talonair> Can Kit convince it to turn evil and /then/ smite it?
[2016-05-20 20:09:32] <Wogglebug> You can mel to ram, Shawn. You can push with str, though.
[2016-05-20 20:09:43] <Wogglebug> That would require a great deal of advanced psychology, Kit.
[2016-05-20 20:09:53] <Wogglebug> Or magic.
[2016-05-20 20:09:54] <Talonair> Curses
[2016-05-20 20:09:55] <Roget> 4df+12 HEAVE HO! BARBARIAN tries to push the wall in.
[2016-05-20 20:09:56] <Glacon> Roget: HEAVE HO! BARBARIAN tries to push the wall in.: 12 (4df+12=0, 3+ , 0, 4- )
[2016-05-20 20:09:56] <Wogglebug> A miracle, even.
[2016-05-20 20:10:06] <Wogglebug> You push a small hole in the first of many walls, Shawn.
[2016-05-20 20:10:43] <DiePotato> 4df+8 (SURV) Assuming people are close, Arty slams his staff into the ground and proceeds to raise them up with a column of dirt.
[2016-05-20 20:10:44] <Glacon> DiePotato: (SURV) Assuming people are close, Arty slams his staff into the ground and proceeds to raise them up with a column of dirt.: 8 (4df+8= 3+ , 0, 4- , 0)
[2016-05-20 20:11:04] <Wogglebug> You are all suddenly pushed over the first wall with no warning!
[2016-05-20 20:11:15] <Wogglebug> You are now between the first and second wall, along with some bricks.
[2016-05-20 20:11:18] <Roget> "GRAAAGH!" Shawn keeps pushing at the air
[2016-05-20 20:11:25] <Wogglebug> It's pretty narrow. Like an alleyway.
[2016-05-20 20:11:34] <Wogglebug> Soon it will be filled with pitch, or course.
[2016-05-20 20:11:37] <Wogglebug> *of
[2016-05-20 20:11:57] <Nioki> Giles lets out a surprised whuff at the sudden movement. He tries to just stay safe behind that shield. He'll act once he's got something to act on that is either alive or formerly alive.
[2016-05-20 20:11:57] <Roget> Shawn tries to push the second wall in.
[2016-05-20 20:12:05] <Wogglebug> Str to push.
[2016-05-20 20:12:12] <Talonair> KIT PRAYS FOR A WAY THROUGH THE WALLS
[2016-05-20 20:12:13] <Roget> 4df+12 BARBARIAN
[2016-05-20 20:12:13] <Glacon> Roget: BARBARIAN: 13 (4df+12= 3+ , 4- , 0, 3+ )
[2016-05-20 20:12:23] <Wogglebug> Kit, Shawn is your hero.
[2016-05-20 20:12:29] <Wogglebug> He pushes through the second wall.
[2016-05-20 20:12:35] <Talonair> Never mind then
[2016-05-20 20:12:44] <Wogglebug> Into a courtyard, filled with golems and dead guards.
[2016-05-20 20:12:55] <Talonair> Are golems evil?
[2016-05-20 20:12:57] <Wogglebug> They're all carrying bows, and spears, and a human head here or there.
[2016-05-20 20:13:01] <Wogglebug> Golems are neutral.
[2016-05-20 20:13:09] <Roget> "GRAAAAAARGHR!" Shawn pounces on the closest living thing to rip and tear.
[2016-05-20 20:13:09] <Talonair> Hmmm
[2016-05-20 20:13:17] <Wogglebug> Nothing here is living Shawn.
[2016-05-20 20:13:20] <Wogglebug> Maybe animate?
[2016-05-20 20:13:23] <Wogglebug> I could do animate.
[2016-05-20 20:13:24] <Roget> the nearest moving thing, then
[2016-05-20 20:13:29] <DiePotato> Arty keeps on keeping on and-oh wow those're corpses and things made of stone.
[2016-05-20 20:13:32] <Roget> that isn't on his side
[2016-05-20 20:13:34] <Wogglebug> You tear into a golem with mel!
[2016-05-20 20:13:45] <Roget> 4df+9 BARBARIAN
[2016-05-20 20:13:46] <Glacon> Roget: BARBARIAN: 11 (4df+9= 3+ , 3+ , 3+ , 4- )
[2016-05-20 20:13:48] <Talonair> 4df+11 Kit attacks! Default stance
[2016-05-20 20:13:48] <Glacon> Talonair: Kit attacks! Default stance: 11 (4df+11=0, 3+ , 4- , 0)
[2016-05-20 20:13:55] <Wogglebug> It seems as though these golems have taken over the prison.
[2016-05-20 20:13:57] <Wogglebug> God knows why.
[2016-05-20 20:14:02] <Wogglebug> This battle is weird.
[2016-05-20 20:14:15] <Wogglebug> 4df+10
[2016-05-20 20:14:16] <Glacon> Wogglebug: 10 (4df+10=0, 0, 3+ , 4- )
[2016-05-20 20:14:19] <Wogglebug> 4df+10
[2016-05-20 20:14:20] <Glacon> Wogglebug: 10 (4df+10=0, 0, 3+ , 4- )
[2016-05-20 20:14:25] <Wogglebug> You both damage one of the golems.
[2016-05-20 20:14:32] <Wogglebug> There are many more than one, here, though.
[2016-05-20 20:14:45] <Roget> Shawn punches the golem he's on relentlessly.
[2016-05-20 20:14:45] <Wogglebug> Enough to have killed all the guards, at least.
[2016-05-20 20:14:59] <Nioki> "Hold on!" says Giles. "If they killed the guards, they might be on our-"
[2016-05-20 20:15:25] <Wogglebug> Giles, pdef.
[2016-05-20 20:15:33] <DiePotato> 4df+8 (SURV) Arty decides to try and shoot up a diagonal piece of ground under somma the golems to launch them over the wall and away from here. Go away. Shooo.
[2016-05-20 20:15:34] <Glacon> DiePotato: (SURV) Arty decides to try and shoot up a diagonal piece of ground under somma the golems to launch them over the wall and away from here. Go away. Shooo.: 10 (4df+8=0, 0, 3+ , 3+ )
[2016-05-20 20:15:35] <Nioki> 4df+3 Wizard
[2016-05-20 20:15:35] <Glacon> Nioki: Wizard: 3 (4df+3= 4- , 4- , 3+ , 3+ )
[2016-05-20 20:15:43] <Wogglebug> You're backhanded back through the wall, Giles.
[2016-05-20 20:16:13] <Wogglebug> Artyom, you push away four of around sixteen golems.
[2016-05-20 20:16:25] <Wogglebug> They land on the other side of the inner wall.
[2016-05-20 20:16:47] <Nioki> He really misses that shield right about now. This world just hates him. He tries to get back through the gap before he gets stuck in pitch.
[2016-05-20 20:16:58] <Wogglebug> Yup, you're back through.
[2016-05-20 20:17:26] <Roget> Can Shawn roll to pull the head off the golem he's punching?
[2016-05-20 20:17:36] <Wogglebug> He can try.
[2016-05-20 20:17:49] <Nioki> A death ray probably isn't much use against something that was never alive. Instead, Giles starts chanting a spell of necrotic animation. One of those dead guards might be useful.
[2016-05-20 20:17:59] <Wogglebug> Artyom, all this druiding is starting to take a toll.
[2016-05-20 20:18:26] <Nioki> 4df+8 Medical. Raise undead.
[2016-05-20 20:18:27] <Glacon> Nioki: Medical. Raise undead.: 9 (4df+8= 3+ , 0, 0, 0)
[2016-05-20 20:18:32] <Roget> 4df+9 (Melee) BAR-BARIAN! Shawn grabs a fistful of golem and yanks.
[2016-05-20 20:18:33] <Glacon> Roget: (Melee) BAR-BARIAN! Shawn grabs a fistful of golem and yanks.: 10 (4df+9= 4- , 3+ , 3+ , 0)
[2016-05-20 20:18:46] <Wogglebug> You raise one undead, because you don't have the heart of a wizard, Giles.
[2016-05-20 20:18:46] <DiePotato> Arty starts to lean on his staff a whee bit more and he realizes this is a bit of a pitched battle. This isn't good TM. He looks up at where the wizard is supposedly being kept to see how far they are from it.
[2016-05-20 20:18:49] <Talonair> 4df+11 MURDER GOLEMS
[2016-05-20 20:18:50] <Glacon> Talonair: MURDER GOLEMS: 12 (4df+11= 4- , 0, 3+ , 3+ )
[2016-05-20 20:18:57] <Wogglebug> A real wizard would have assumed he could raise all of them.
[2016-05-20 20:19:12] <Wogglebug> You dislodge the head of one, Shawn, and it begins swinging wildly.
[2016-05-20 20:19:28] <Wogglebug> Kit, you pierce the chest of your golem, damaging its tablet and causing it to shut down.
[2016-05-20 20:19:41] <Roget> Shawn spins it like a discus and tries to fling it at one of the golem's fellows.
[2016-05-20 20:19:42] <Wogglebug> Seymour is hiding.
[2016-05-20 20:19:47] <Wogglebug> Str, Shawn.
[2016-05-20 20:19:55] <Roget> 4df+12 BARBARIAN
[2016-05-20 20:19:55] <Glacon> Roget: BARBARIAN: 15 (4df+12= 3+ , 3+ , 0, 3+ )
[2016-05-20 20:20:11] <Wogglebug> You fling your golem into two other golems! It's a golem smackdown!
[2016-05-20 20:20:19] <Nioki> "Now," he mumbles, positioning himself behind the corpse. "Keep them off me! I'm going to find our prisoner!"
[2016-05-20 20:20:35] <Wogglebug> It looks to be about 300m as the crow flies, Artyom.
[2016-05-20 20:20:38] <Wogglebug> it's not a small prison
[2016-05-20 20:20:50] <Wogglebug> (Don't split the party Nioki)
[2016-05-20 20:21:00] <Nioki> (I'm not.)
[2016-05-20 20:21:07] <Roget> "GRAAAAGH!" Shawn is pretty far gone in the bloodlust, Giles. He raises his axe and charges towards the biggest congregation of the golems that remains on the battlefield.
[2016-05-20 20:21:15] <Wogglebug> The corpse salutes to you Giles.
[2016-05-20 20:21:18] <Wogglebug> It looks soldiery.
[2016-05-20 20:21:21] <Wogglebug> And fresh.
[2016-05-20 20:21:30] <Wogglebug> Shawn does battle.
[2016-05-20 20:21:38] <Wogglebug> Roll mel three times Shawn.
[2016-05-20 20:21:43] <Talonair> Kit attacks the golems as well!
[2016-05-20 20:21:47] <Roget> 4df+9 BARBARIAN!
[2016-05-20 20:21:47] <Glacon> Roget: BARBARIAN!: 9 (4df+9= 3+ , 0, 4- , 0)
[2016-05-20 20:21:49] <Wogglebug> Same for you Kit.
[2016-05-20 20:21:53] <Roget> 4df+9 BARBAAAAARIAN!
[2016-05-20 20:21:53] <Glacon> Roget: BARBAAAAARIAN!: 11 (4df+9= 3+ , 3+ , 0, 0)
[2016-05-20 20:21:57] <Talonair> 4df+11
[2016-05-20 20:21:57] <Glacon> Talonair: 10 (4df+11= 3+ , 4- , 0, 4- )
[2016-05-20 20:21:58] <Talonair> 4df+11
[2016-05-20 20:21:58] <Glacon> Talonair: 10 (4df+11= 3+ , 4- , 0, 4- )
[2016-05-20 20:21:59] <Talonair> 4df+11
[2016-05-20 20:21:59] <Glacon> Talonair: 10 (4df+11= 3+ , 0, 4- , 4- )
[2016-05-20 20:21:59] <Roget> 4df+9 barbarian
[2016-05-20 20:22:00] <Glacon> Roget: barbarian: 9 (4df+9= 3+ , 4- , 0, 0)
[2016-05-20 20:22:17] <Talonair> Kit is a perfectly measured and precise swordswoman
[2016-05-20 20:22:41] <Wogglebug> Kit, you pierce the tablets of three of them with extremely accurate strikes.
[2016-05-20 20:22:48] <Wogglebug> Shawn, you rip the limbs off of two. Good enough.
[2016-05-20 20:23:03] <DiePotato> 4df+8 (SURV) Arty waves his staff around and uses the last of whatever energy he's got to summon an earth elemental to counter the other earth elementals.
[2016-05-20 20:23:04] <Glacon> DiePotato: (SURV) Arty waves his staff around and uses the last of whatever energy he's got to summon an earth elemental to counter the other earth elementals.: 8 (4df+8= 4- , 3+ , 4- , 3+ )
[2016-05-20 20:23:08] <Roget> Shawn grabs them and tries to beat the third to death with them.
[2016-05-20 20:23:11] <Talonair> The brutal efficency of /proper/ swordplay
[2016-05-20 20:23:20] <Wogglebug> Artyom, you summon one of the downed golems.
[2016-05-20 20:23:25] <Wogglebug> It attacks one of the other golems.
[2016-05-20 20:23:36] <Wogglebug> Mel to beat, Shawn.
[2016-05-20 20:23:44] <Wogglebug> Your soldier is standing guard, Giles.
[2016-05-20 20:23:46] <DiePotato> Arty flops to a sitting position, with his arms on his knees and takes deep breaths
[2016-05-20 20:24:12] <Nioki> Giles starts chanting again, holding his hand towards the back of the animate corpse's skull. "Vestra abscondita est ad me!" Casting read bones to find the prisoner from the guard's knowledge.
[2016-05-20 20:24:17] <Roget> 4df+9 HOW ABOUT I GIVE YOU A HAND EH
[2016-05-20 20:24:18] <Glacon> Roget: HOW ABOUT I GIVE YOU A HAND EH: 8 (4df+9= 4- , 0, 3+ , 4- )
[2016-05-20 20:24:19] <Nioki> 4df+7 Academics.
[2016-05-20 20:24:19] <Glacon> Nioki: Academics.: 8 (4df+7= 3+ , 0, 3+ , 4- )
[2016-05-20 20:24:25] <Wogglebug> You beat it down, Shawn.
[2016-05-20 20:24:46] <Wogglebug> Artyom, your golem kills the remaining golems, ripping out and crushing their tablets before pulling its own head off.
[2016-05-20 20:24:47] <Talonair> Kit continues her murder of golems
[2016-05-20 20:24:53] <Talonair> Never mind
[2016-05-20 20:24:55] <Wogglebug> Kit, you run out of golems.
[2016-05-20 20:25:07] <Talonair> "… Hm."
[2016-05-20 20:25:13] <Roget> Shawn beats the elbows off of these arms as he thrashes the golem. He might not be covered in blood, but he could be mistaken for a pottery professor with all this clay.
[2016-05-20 20:25:15] <DiePotato> Arty flops onto his back and proceeds to lightly doze
[2016-05-20 20:25:19] <Roget> A very barbaric one.
[2016-05-20 20:25:19] <Wogglebug> You are now surrounded by dead men and dead golems.
[2016-05-20 20:25:32] <Wogglebug> Nioki, he didn't know exactly, but probably in the central tower.
[2016-05-20 20:25:43] <Roget> Shawn waves the remnants of the limbs in the air and gives a victorious yodel.
[2016-05-20 20:26:00] <Wogglebug> Somewhere in the distance, a large explosion shakes the ground.
[2016-05-20 20:26:10] <Talonair> Kit advances!
[2016-05-20 20:26:13] <Nioki> He blinks up at the pottery barn disaster in the courtyard. "Well. Er. To the central tower, then."
[2016-05-20 20:26:13] <Wogglebug> Sounds like some sort of large bomb went off somewhere.
[2016-05-20 20:26:37] <Nioki> "He doesn't know exactly where the prisoner is kept, but somewhere in there."
[2016-05-20 20:27:29] <DiePotato> Arty is quivered awake by the boom and he gets up, dragging his ass along.
[2016-05-20 20:27:55] <Roget> "Viva le liberation, eh? Let's go bust some heads." Shawn, far from how pooped he seemed before, is energized by the power of Barbarian! "I'm in it to win it, eh."
[2016-05-20 20:28:36] <Talonair> Charge!
[2016-05-20 20:28:45] <Wogglebug> Seymour nuzzles strength into your weary bones, Artyom. He seems disgusted by the concept.
[2016-05-20 20:29:06] <Nioki> Giles takes a moment as he follows along to look around and see who among them is the most injured. The soldier corpse runs alongside him.
[2016-05-20 20:29:34] <Wogglebug> They're all dead, Giles.
[2016-05-20 20:29:47] <Wogglebug> In fact, you're pretty sure there are maybe two people alive in this entire prison.
[2016-05-20 20:29:53] <Nioki> As in. The party. Not the corpses.
[2016-05-20 20:29:55] <Wogglebug> There are a lot of destroyed golems, here, as well.
[2016-05-20 20:29:59] <Wogglebug> Oh, well they're fine.
[2016-05-20 20:30:02] <Wogglebug> Bit roughed up.
[2016-05-20 20:30:05] <Wogglebug> Bit tired.
[2016-05-20 20:30:06] <Nioki> He's pretty solid on how the corpses are doing.
[2016-05-20 20:30:12] <Wogglebug> Bit full of holes.
[2016-05-20 20:30:18] <Talonair> Kit is totally fine :D
[2016-05-20 20:30:31] <Wogglebug> You all scurry your way towards the middle of the prison.
[2016-05-20 20:30:42] <Nioki> He mentally shrugs. If noone is seriously injured, better to save his energy for when it matters.
[2016-05-20 20:30:46] <Wogglebug> All around are golems, ripped to pieces, and alongside them men in the same state.
[2016-05-20 20:30:50] <Roget> Shawn has no fresh injuries. He's looking particularly barbaric with the blood-lust expression and sweat dripping off his gigantic twitching muscles.
[2016-05-20 20:31:05] <Wogglebug> Even the cells are broken open, their occupants dragged into the halls and pulled apart.
[2016-05-20 20:31:19] <Talonair> "… Something really bad came through."
[2016-05-20 20:31:31] <Roget> Shawn approves. "Looks like somethin's tasty in a fight, eh?"
[2016-05-20 20:31:40] <Wogglebug> There are an awful lot of golems around, Kit. All broken to some degree.
[2016-05-20 20:31:45] <Wogglebug> Artyom, roll academics.
[2016-05-20 20:31:59] <DiePotato> 4df+6 whee!
[2016-05-20 20:31:59] <Glacon> DiePotato: whee!: 6 (4df+6= 4- , 4- , 3+ , 3+ )
[2016-05-20 20:32:18] <Wogglebug> These golems seem familiar. As though you've seen them somewhere, or at least something from the same series.
[2016-05-20 20:32:47] <Wogglebug> "Looks like we're not the only ones breaking into the place, eh?"
[2016-05-20 20:32:57] <Wogglebug> Seymour seems nonplussed by the carnage.
[2016-05-20 20:32:58] <DiePotato> Arty squints. Does he perhaps faintly remember a George smiting the fuck out of one.
[2016-05-20 20:33:08] <Nioki> "We could be, if this is someone breaking out."
[2016-05-20 20:33:14] <Wogglebug> He perhaps remembers a city guarded by golems.
[2016-05-20 20:33:30] <Roget> Shawn nods vigorously at Seymour's observation. "Maybe it wants t'be friends, or better yet, wants to scrap!"
[2016-05-20 20:33:54] <Roget> He thumps his axe against his chestplate.
[2016-05-20 20:34:11] <DiePotato> Arty tries to coax the memory up becuase DP cannot remember jack. He drags along leaning on his staff constantly. "These things look familiar."
[2016-05-20 20:34:20] <Wogglebug> Kit, perception.
[2016-05-20 20:34:25] <Talonair> 4df+3 Whee
[2016-05-20 20:34:26] <Glacon> Talonair: Whee: 3 (4df+3=0, 3+ , 0, 4- )
[2016-05-20 20:34:32] <Wogglebug> There's evil somewhere in here.
[2016-05-20 20:34:39] <Wogglebug> In the direction you're headed.
[2016-05-20 20:34:45] <Talonair> "I sense /evil/."
[2016-05-20 20:34:45] <Wogglebug> Something foreign, and strange.
[2016-05-20 20:34:54] <Talonair> Kit advances cautiously
[2016-05-20 20:35:12] <DiePotato> "You say it like you are some avenger of the good."
[2016-05-20 20:35:27] <Wogglebug> You emerge from a hall out onto a catwalk above a large courtyard, in the center of which lies the entrance to a great tower.
[2016-05-20 20:35:32] <Talonair> "I'm a fucking paladin."
[2016-05-20 20:35:36] <Wogglebug> Beating against the gate of the tower is a golem.
[2016-05-20 20:35:49] <Wogglebug> It's about twenty feet tall, and made of some obsidian-liek stone.
[2016-05-20 20:35:59] <Wogglebug> It's covered in glowing blue runes, and looks evil.
[2016-05-20 20:36:07] <Roget> Shawn takes off charges towards the golem as soon as he sees it, screaming loudly. "YAAAAAAAAARGH!"
[2016-05-20 20:36:08] <Talonair> "…. Eeeeeeeeeeevil."
[2016-05-20 20:36:08] <Wogglebug> Not just in its design. but in everything about it.
[2016-05-20 20:36:13] <Wogglebug> Evil practically hangs off of it.
[2016-05-20 20:36:22] <Wogglebug> It turns, Shawn.
[2016-05-20 20:36:23] <Nioki> "War is, in its basest state, a thing of evil," says Giles. "But I'm guessing you mean something more LIKE THAT OH GOODNESS!"
[2016-05-20 20:36:47] <Wogglebug> It screams
[2016-05-20 20:36:49] <Talonair> 4df+12 SMITE
[2016-05-20 20:36:50] <Glacon> Talonair: SMITE: 12 (4df+12= 3+ , 4- , 0, 0)
[2016-05-20 20:36:51] <DiePotato> "…" Arty stops where he is and makes a face of 'Nope'
[2016-05-20 20:36:52] <DiePotato> 'NOPE'
[2016-05-20 20:36:53] <Wogglebug> 4df+8 Intim
[2016-05-20 20:36:54] <Glacon> Wogglebug: Intim: 10 (4df+8= 3+ , 4- , 3+ , 3+ )
[2016-05-20 20:37:05] <Wogglebug> 4df+10 Magic
[2016-05-20 20:37:06] <Glacon> Wogglebug: Magic: 9 (4df+10= 3+ , 4- , 4- , 0)
[2016-05-20 20:37:17] <Roget> what does Shaw roll to counter intim>
[2016-05-20 20:37:27] <Wogglebug> You cut off its screach, though a shield of some dark force prevents the light from connecting.
[2016-05-20 20:37:34] <Wogglebug> Mdef for intim resistance.
[2016-05-20 20:37:46] <DiePotato> 4df+3 nopenoepnoepnoepnoepnpenoepnepo
[2016-05-20 20:37:47] <Glacon> DiePotato: nopenoepnoepnoepnoepnpenoepnepo: 3 (4df+3= 3+ , 4- , 0, 0)
[2016-05-20 20:37:50] <Talonair> 4df+14
[2016-05-20 20:37:50] <Glacon> Talonair: 15 (4df+14= 3+ , 0, 4- , 3+ )
[2016-05-20 20:38:00] <Wogglebug> Kit you are unfazed.
[2016-05-20 20:38:01] <Roget> 4df+2 I HAVE VERY LOW MDEF!
[2016-05-20 20:38:02] <Glacon> Roget: I HAVE VERY LOW MDEF!: 3 (4df+2=0, 3+ , 0, 0)
[2016-05-20 20:38:05] <Nioki> 4df+5 Yeah I think only one person can succeed this roll.
[2016-05-20 20:38:05] <Glacon> Nioki: Yeah I think only one person can succeed this roll.: 6 (4df+5= 4- , 3+ , 3+ , 0)
[2016-05-20 20:38:09] <Wogglebug> Kit, the golem feels familiar.
[2016-05-20 20:38:14] <Talonair> KIT GIVES NO SHITS ON THIS DAY
[2016-05-20 20:38:15] <Talonair> Oh?
[2016-05-20 20:38:20] <Wogglebug> As though you've seen something similar somewhere, guarding something.
[2016-05-20 20:38:27] <Wogglebug> Somewhere cold.
[2016-05-20 20:38:46] <Talonair> Kit slowly frowns
[2016-05-20 20:39:12] <Wogglebug> Everyone save Kit is shaken for a round, and can't quite bring themselves to go near it.
[2016-05-20 20:39:19] <Wogglebug> Kit's free to act, though.
[2016-05-20 20:39:35] <Roget> Shawn slows down as he charges closer and sees how…. /big/ it is.
[2016-05-20 20:39:38] <Roget> "Jeeeeez."
[2016-05-20 20:40:21] <DiePotato> Arty quivers in his boots
[2016-05-20 20:40:25] <Talonair> Kit charges it!
[2016-05-20 20:40:39] <Talonair> "AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
[2016-05-20 20:40:57] <Wogglebug> 4df+10 Magic
[2016-05-20 20:40:58] <Glacon> Wogglebug: Magic: 11 (4df+10= 3+ , 3+ , 0, 4- )
[2016-05-20 20:41:01] <Wogglebug> Roll mdef to resist
[2016-05-20 20:41:10] <Nioki> Giles, slightly panicked, thrusts his hand forward, sending the soldier to leap at the golem, cling to it, and hamper its movements.
[2016-05-20 20:41:21] <Talonair> 4df+14 FUK YOU
[2016-05-20 20:41:22] <Glacon> Talonair: FUK YOU: 13 (4df+14= 4- , 0, 3+ , 4- )
[2016-05-20 20:41:26] <Wogglebug> The soldier shakes his head no and cowers.
[2016-05-20 20:41:52] <Wogglebug> A beam of black evil dreadful darkness is launched from the golem's chest and crashes against your shield, only to be deflected around you.
[2016-05-20 20:42:00] <Wogglebug> Attack, Kit!
[2016-05-20 20:42:01] <Nioki> Dammit Giles get some undead without functioning fear responses.
[2016-05-20 20:42:02] <Talonair> 4df+11 I STRIKE
[2016-05-20 20:42:02] <Glacon> Talonair: I STRIKE: 12 (4df+11= 3+ , 0, 4- , 3+ )
[2016-05-20 20:42:17] <Wogglebug> 4df+10
[2016-05-20 20:42:18] <Glacon> Wogglebug: 10 (4df+10=0, 0, 4- , 3+ )
[2016-05-20 20:42:31] <Wogglebug> Your sword bites into the golem's heavy stone.
[2016-05-20 20:42:51] <Wogglebug> Everyone can act as they wish.
[2016-05-20 20:43:35] <Talonair> 4df+12 SMITE
[2016-05-20 20:43:36] <Glacon> Talonair: SMITE: 12 (4df+12= 3+ , 4- , 0, 0)
[2016-05-20 20:43:43] <Wogglebug> 4df+10 Magic
[2016-05-20 20:43:43] <Glacon> Wogglebug: Magic: 11 (4df+10=0, 0, 3+ , 0)
[2016-05-20 20:43:59] <Wogglebug> It launches a beam to counter your strike, which is quickly overrun.
[2016-05-20 20:44:07] <Wogglebug> The golem takes minor damage from the light.
[2016-05-20 20:44:17] <Wogglebug> It looks angry, which is weird for an emotionless construct.
[2016-05-20 20:44:19] <Nioki> Giles tries again to send the soldier. Not really trying to do damage so much as trip it up so the others have an easier time hitting vulnerable areas.
[2016-05-20 20:44:27] <Roget> 4df+12 Shawn, shaking his head, resumes charging.
[2016-05-20 20:44:27] <Glacon> Roget: Shawn, shaking his head, resumes charging.: 9 (4df+12=0, 4- , 4- , 4- )
[2016-05-20 20:44:32] <Wogglebug> The soldier heads for the legs.
[2016-05-20 20:44:34] <Wogglebug> 4df+10
[2016-05-20 20:44:35] <Glacon> Wogglebug: 12 (4df+10= 3+ , 0, 3+ , 0)
[2016-05-20 20:44:43] <Wogglebug> You're kicked back, Shawn.
[2016-05-20 20:44:46] <Wogglebug> You land on your butt.
[2016-05-20 20:44:57] <DiePotato> 4df+8 (SURV)Arty grits his teeth and he tries to do the same as Giles is. Just get it encumbered. He jabs at it with columns of earth
[2016-05-20 20:44:57] <Glacon> DiePotato: (SURV)Arty grits his teeth and he tries to do the same as Giles is. Just get it encumbered. He jabs at it with columns of earth: 10 (4df+8= 3+ , 4- , 3+ , 3+ )
[2016-05-20 20:44:58] <Roget> All the momentum of his attack is lost from his awe-struck pause and he flies back, bouncing on his butt. He gets up and charges right back at it.
[2016-05-20 20:44:59] <Wogglebug> The soldier is swatting at the legs of the golem, somewhat uselessly.
[2016-05-20 20:45:18] <Wogglebug> You manage to get two tall pillars on either side of it Artyom, reducing its movement severely.
[2016-05-20 20:46:03] <Nioki> Man, this was easier when they weren't fighting artificial constructs. Giles focuses on his command magic, harrying the giant golem.
[2016-05-20 20:46:19] <Wogglebug> It seems a bit tripped up!
[2016-05-20 20:46:31] <Wogglebug> It swings at Shawn, but can't quite reach him.
[2016-05-20 20:47:47] <Wogglebug> You all can act.
[2016-05-20 20:48:16] <Talonair> 4df+12 SMITE
[2016-05-20 20:48:17] <Glacon> Talonair: SMITE: 10 (4df+12= 4- , 3+ , 4- , 4- )
[2016-05-20 20:48:27] <DiePotato> 4df+8 Arty spawns MOAR PILLARS. MORE LIMITING OF MOVEMENT
[2016-05-20 20:48:28] <Glacon> DiePotato: Arty spawns MOAR PILLARS. MORE LIMITING OF MOVEMENT: 5 (4df+8= 4- , 4- , 4- , 0)
[2016-05-20 20:48:31] <DiePotato> rip
[2016-05-20 20:48:32] <Nioki> 4df+7 Command undead. Keep on trippin'.
[2016-05-20 20:48:32] <Glacon> Nioki: Command undead. Keep on trippin'.: 10 (4df+7= 3+ , 0, 3+ , 3+ )
[2016-05-20 20:48:36] <Roget> Shawn tries to leap on it as it swings at him
[2016-05-20 20:48:37] <Roget> Agi?
[2016-05-20 20:48:39] <Wogglebug> 4df+10 It tries to resist
[2016-05-20 20:48:40] <Glacon> Wogglebug: It tries to resist: 12 (4df+10= 3+ , 3+ , 4- , 3+ )
[2016-05-20 20:48:47] <Wogglebug> Sure, Shawn
[2016-05-20 20:49:04] <Wogglebug> It manages to deflect the bolt, but is harried by the columns and the random zombie.
[2016-05-20 20:49:17] <Roget> 4df+7 BARBARIAN
[2016-05-20 20:49:17] <Glacon> Roget: BARBARIAN: 6 (4df+7= 4- , 0, 0, 0)
[2016-05-20 20:49:27] <Wogglebug> 4df+4 Evade
[2016-05-20 20:49:28] <Glacon> Wogglebug: Evade: 0 (4df+4= 4- , 4- , 4- , 4- )
[2016-05-20 20:49:41] <Wogglebug> You are wherever you want on it, Shawn. You have a free action.
[2016-05-20 20:49:48] <Wogglebug> The golem trips and falls to its knees.
[2016-05-20 20:49:55] <Wogglebug> The pillars have it locked in position.
[2016-05-20 20:50:03] <Roget> Shawn climbs to its tablet and tries to slash it in half with his axe.
[2016-05-20 20:50:14] <Wogglebug> Roll mel and str.
[2016-05-20 20:50:20] <Wogglebug> Separately.
[2016-05-20 20:50:56] <Roget> 4df+9 BARBARIAN
[2016-05-20 20:50:57] <Glacon> Roget: BARBARIAN: 12 (4df+9= 3+ , 3+ , 3+ , 0)
[2016-05-20 20:51:01] <Roget> 4df+12 BARBARIAN
[2016-05-20 20:51:01] <Glacon> Roget: BARBARIAN: 11 (4df+12= 4- , 3+ , 0, 4- )
[2016-05-20 20:51:31] <Wogglebug> You manage to crack its outer chassis, but before you can deliver the killing blow it swipes you off, sending you flying through the air.
[2016-05-20 20:51:39] <Wogglebug> You collide with a catwalk and fall to the ground.
[2016-05-20 20:51:44] <Roget> "BARBARIAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
[2016-05-20 20:51:54] <Wogglebug> The golem is regaining its footing, its tablet now exposed.
[2016-05-20 20:52:07] <Talonair> 4df+13 COUP DE GRACE!
[2016-05-20 20:52:08] <Glacon> Talonair: COUP DE GRACE!: 10 (4df+13= 4- , 4- , 4- , 0)
[2016-05-20 20:52:10] <Roget> Shawn picks himself up and charges right back in the fray.
[2016-05-20 20:52:12] <Talonair> Srs?
[2016-05-20 20:52:20] <Wogglebug> 4df+6
[2016-05-20 20:52:21] <Glacon> Wogglebug: 7 (4df+6= 3+ , 0, 3+ , 4- )
[2016-05-20 20:52:33] <DiePotato> Arty huffs and puffs and jogs a bit forwards "SHAWN DO NOT BE SURPRISED!"
[2016-05-20 20:52:46] <Wogglebug> Before the golem manages to rise to its feet, Kit swoops in, driving her sword into its wicked hart analogue.
[2016-05-20 20:52:50] <Wogglebug> It explodes. A lot.
[2016-05-20 20:52:56] <Wogglebug> Pdef Kit.
[2016-05-20 20:53:00] <Wogglebug> Mdef evil too.
[2016-05-20 20:53:01] <DiePotato> "NEVER-" Arty is cut off by esplosions
[2016-05-20 20:53:12] <Talonair> 4df+7
[2016-05-20 20:53:13] <Glacon> Talonair: 4 (4df+7=0, 4- , 4- , 4- )
[2016-05-20 20:53:17] <Talonair> 4edf+12 MDEF
[2016-05-20 20:53:19] <Talonair> edf+12 MDEF
[2016-05-20 20:53:21] <Talonair> FUCK
[2016-05-20 20:53:24] <Talonair> 4df+12 MDEF
[2016-05-20 20:53:25] <Glacon> Talonair: MDEF: 12 (4df+12= 3+ , 4- , 4- , 3+ )
[2016-05-20 20:53:31] <Nioki> Giles dives down. That poor zombie is probably paste.
[2016-05-20 20:53:40] <Wogglebug> You find yourself upside down, in a wall, feeling morally very solid.
[2016-05-20 20:53:48] <Wogglebug> A bit concussed, though.
[2016-05-20 20:53:53] <Talonair> "Oww…."
[2016-05-20 20:53:55] <Wogglebug> The zombie is in fact, paste.
[2016-05-20 20:54:01] <DiePotato> Just a smduge
[2016-05-20 20:54:03] <DiePotato> smudge
[2016-05-20 20:54:20] <DiePotato> Arty got blown onto his back as well. He blinks at the sky/ceiling.
[2016-05-20 20:54:46] <Nioki> "Right," says Giles from the cold stone floor. "I think that went pretty well, all things considered. Is anyone hurt?"
[2016-05-20 20:55:01] <Roget> Shawn slows his charge and ambles over to the party. "Aw, you finished without me, eh."
[2016-05-20 20:55:11] <Talonair> "I'm fine!"
[2016-05-20 20:55:32] <DiePotato> Arty jogs on after as well. "You sure?!"
[2016-05-20 20:56:02] <Wogglebug> There's a whole lot of evil in the air.
[2016-05-20 20:56:05] <Wogglebug> It feels dry.
[2016-05-20 20:57:15] <Wogglebug> The tower stands before you, miraculously not exploded.
[2016-05-20 20:57:39] <Talonair> Kit gets up
[2016-05-20 20:57:39] <Roget> Shawn kicks down the door if its not already open
[2016-05-20 20:57:52] <Talonair> By that I mean 'falls out of the wall, sounding like an accident in a forge'
[2016-05-20 20:57:54] <DiePotato> "Up, up." Arty shakes his head and walks on, stepping around the larger shattered pieces.
[2016-05-20 20:57:55] <Nioki> Giles may find that oddly invigorating. You don't meet too many not-evil magicians who animate corpses.
[2016-05-20 20:58:10] <Wogglebug> Not really, Giles.
[2016-05-20 20:58:18] <Wogglebug> You get the feeling you're way out of your league, evil-wise.
[2016-05-20 20:59:43] <Nioki> He sniffs. "I do believe," he says, "that I would need to hit the books before going up against whoever made that."
[2016-05-20 20:59:47] <Wogglebug> The doors to the tower look locked.
[2016-05-20 21:00:07] <Roget> Shawn tries to kick it open regardless of locks.
[2016-05-20 21:00:16] <Wogglebug> You fail.
[2016-05-20 21:00:24] <Wogglebug> It is, in fact, locked.
[2016-05-20 21:00:31] <Talonair> Kit looks for a way to unlock it!
[2016-05-20 21:00:42] <Wogglebug> Well, there's a big lock there.
[2016-05-20 21:00:44] <DiePotato> Oh god, this is one of the infamous key requiring doors isn't it
[2016-05-20 21:00:50] <Wogglebug> That would probably be a good place to start.
[2016-05-20 21:01:23] <Wogglebug> "Any of you guys happen to be locksmiths?"
[2016-05-20 21:01:33] <Talonair> "I can pick them reasonably well."
[2016-05-20 21:01:40] <DiePotato> "Kit is closest of most of us."
[2016-05-20 21:01:41] <Nioki> Giles looks around the floor for any guards.
[2016-05-20 21:01:42] <Wogglebug> "Well, get to it then, snap snap."
[2016-05-20 21:01:48] <Talonair> "Rude."
[2016-05-20 21:01:50] <Wogglebug> Seymour looks anxious
[2016-05-20 21:01:51] <Roget> Shawn tries kicking it hard enough to break the lock?
[2016-05-20 21:01:52] <Talonair> 4df+5 Engineering
[2016-05-20 21:01:53] <Glacon> Talonair: Engineering: 2 (4df+5= 4- , 4- , 0, 4- )
[2016-05-20 21:01:56] <Talonair> FOKING
[2016-05-20 21:01:57] <Wogglebug> You fail.
[2016-05-20 21:02:04] <Wogglebug> The door is /very/ locked.
[2016-05-20 21:02:26] <DiePotato> Arty squints at the door.
[2016-05-20 21:02:27] <Nioki> "If there's a tower guard squashed around here somewhere, I may be able to find where the key's kept."
[2016-05-20 21:02:34] <Wogglebug> Artyom, roll Science.
[2016-05-20 21:02:46] <DiePotato> 4df+0 ahhahahah
[2016-05-20 21:02:47] <Glacon> DiePotato: ahhahahah: -2 (4df+0=0, 4- , 4- , 0)
[2016-05-20 21:02:58] <Wogglebug> You don't know thermodynamics. Poor child.
[2016-05-20 21:03:18] <DiePotato> In Soviet Russia you do not learn thermodynamics
[2016-05-20 21:03:36] <Wogglebug> The door stands there menacingly.
[2016-05-20 21:03:40] <Talonair> She tries to cut the lock
[2016-05-20 21:03:44] <Wogglebug> With her sword?
[2016-05-20 21:03:47] <Wogglebug> Roll melee.
[2016-05-20 21:03:59] <Talonair> 4df+11 AHHHH
[2016-05-20 21:03:59] <Glacon> Talonair: AHHHH: 10 (4df+11= 4- , 3+ , 4- , 0)
[2016-05-20 21:04:03] <Wogglebug> 4df+30
[2016-05-20 21:04:04] <Glacon> Wogglebug: 30 (4df+30= 3+ , 4- , 3+ , 4- )
[2016-05-20 21:04:06] <Wogglebug> You fail.
[2016-05-20 21:04:06] <Nioki> Barring the presence of a corpse beyond that zombie's, Giles peers at the door.
[2016-05-20 21:04:17] <Wogglebug> It's a door, Giles.
[2016-05-20 21:04:24] <Wogglebug> It has a very large lock.
[2016-05-20 21:04:30] <DiePotato> Arty huffs. What's the surrounding wall made of
[2016-05-20 21:04:33] <Wogglebug> It is attached to a wall.
[2016-05-20 21:04:37] <Wogglebug> Bricks, Artyom.
[2016-05-20 21:04:43] <Wogglebug> Probably anti-magic, or something.
[2016-05-20 21:04:47] <Wogglebug> They always are, eg?
[2016-05-20 21:04:49] <Wogglebug> *eh
[2016-05-20 21:04:53] <Nioki> Perhaps his /arcane knowledge/ would hold something of its enchantment?
[2016-05-20 21:05:01] <DiePotato> Those master craftsman
[2016-05-20 21:05:17] <Wogglebug> It's enchanted with 'is a big fucking lock'.
[2016-05-20 21:05:39] <Nioki> A devious ensorcellment.
[2016-05-20 21:06:01] <Wogglebug> You are faced with a door, a lock, and the wall surrounding it.
[2016-05-20 21:06:42] <Roget> Can Shawn try to knock down a hole in the wall?
[2016-05-20 21:06:47] <Nioki> "Oh, someone help me find a damned dead guard, would you? Someone's got to have known where the key's kept." Giles scans the rest of the room, looking for bodies. Or anything else that catches his eye.
[2016-05-20 21:06:47] <DiePotato> 4df+8 (SURV) Arty taptaps the ground nearby and proceeds to just continously spawn diagonal pillars of earth that just ram into the wall nearby. This'll work totes
[2016-05-20 21:06:48] <Glacon> DiePotato: (SURV) Arty taptaps the ground nearby and proceeds to just continously spawn diagonal pillars of earth that just ram into the wall nearby. This'll work totes: 10 (4df+8= 3+ , 3+ , 4- , 3+ )
[2016-05-20 21:06:49] <Wogglebug> Sure.
[2016-05-20 21:06:57] <Wogglebug> You knock down the wall, Artyom.
[2016-05-20 21:07:03] <Wogglebug> It does over as easily as the ones outside.
[2016-05-20 21:07:07] <Wogglebug> *goes
[2016-05-20 21:07:12] <Nioki> "Oh."
[2016-05-20 21:07:35] <Talonair> "That works."
[2016-05-20 21:08:09] <Roget> "Stole my idea, eh!"
[2016-05-20 21:08:21] <Wogglebug> The tower lies exposed!
[2016-05-20 21:08:28] <DiePotato> Arty goes right around the door. And continues on. No damns are given. "I used stone, you were going to use body."
[2016-05-20 21:08:32] <Wogglebug> It's a large, empty tower with a spiral staircase around the edges.
[2016-05-20 21:08:51] <Wogglebug> The top is presumably 'up'.
[2016-05-20 21:08:56] <Talonair> Kit heads up!
[2016-05-20 21:09:05] <DiePotato> Arty does too!
[2016-05-20 21:09:25] <Wogglebug> You hear a voice from up the stairs "SEYMOUR! SEYMOUR IS THAT YOU!"
[2016-05-20 21:09:27] <Roget> As does Shawn
[2016-05-20 21:09:36] <Wogglebug> The voice sounds relatively young, and not all that wizardy.
[2016-05-20 21:10:10] <Roget> "ARE YOU A WIZARD?"
[2016-05-20 21:10:18] <Wogglebug> Some girl is running down the stairs towards you all.
[2016-05-20 21:10:25] <Wogglebug> Seymour leaps towards her flying through the air.
[2016-05-20 21:10:34] <Wogglebug> She spins him in a circle, cheerily.
[2016-05-20 21:10:48] <Wogglebug> She looks at you, and back to Seymour.
[2016-05-20 21:10:51] <Wogglebug> "Who are you people?"
[2016-05-20 21:11:16] <Talonair> "Apparently your saviours."
[2016-05-20 21:11:20] <Wogglebug> Seymour scurries into her hat.
[2016-05-20 21:11:25] <Wogglebug> "No, that's Seymour."
[2016-05-20 21:11:29] <DiePotato> Arty watches the pipefox fly towards her and he dies a little inside.
[2016-05-20 21:11:33] <DiePotato> ;-;
[2016-05-20 21:11:46] <Wogglebug> His little face pokes out from under the hat brim.
[2016-05-20 21:11:59] <Nioki> "Oh dear. They kept such a young girl in a prison like this? That is quite inhumane." Giles coughs. "Right. Introductions. We were sent by a wizard to rescue you." He raises his hood for a moment. A maggot falls out. "You can call me Giles!"
[2016-05-20 21:12:29] <DiePotato> "Moon man sent us."
[2016-05-20 21:12:34] <DiePotato> "Nyperious."
[2016-05-20 21:12:39] <Wogglebug> "Oh, how lovely. A nice, kind wizard, sent to rescue poor little m- Oh."
[2016-05-20 21:12:39] <DiePotato> "And his god damn cat."
[2016-05-20 21:12:45] <Wogglebug> "I thought Nadu was coming."
[2016-05-20 21:13:00] <Wogglebug> "Jack said Nadu would get it."
[2016-05-20 21:13:03] <DiePotato> "…Who the fuck is Nadu?"
[2016-05-20 21:13:09] <DiePotato> "Who the fuck is Jack?"
[2016-05-20 21:13:13] <Wogglebug> "Uhh."
[2016-05-20 21:13:16] <Wogglebug> "Dead looking guy."
[2016-05-20 21:13:17] <DiePotato> "…Nevermind can we leave?"
[2016-05-20 21:13:22] <Nioki> "Language. Please."
[2016-05-20 21:13:23] <Wogglebug> "And cowboy looking guy."
[2016-05-20 21:13:29] <Roget> "That sounds like a plan, eh."
[2016-05-20 21:13:33] <Wogglebug> She nods.
[2016-05-20 21:13:51] <Wogglebug> "So, I take it you have an escape route all planned out, for this very brave and noble rescue?"
[2016-05-20 21:14:06] <Talonair> "… We're sort of winging it."
[2016-05-20 21:14:13] <Wogglebug> "How heroic."
[2016-05-20 21:14:14] <Nioki> "Run very fast and hope not too many things try to kill us?"
[2016-05-20 21:14:39] <Wogglebug> She seems to be taking her time, now that Seymour is with her.
[2016-05-20 21:14:50] <Wogglebug> She walks down the stares slowly.
[2016-05-20 21:15:08] <Talonair> "…"
[2016-05-20 21:15:14] <Wogglebug> "Are you sure you haven't seen Nadu around? Tall, dark, a bit horrendous?"
[2016-05-20 21:15:38] <DiePotato> "Only thing close is Giles." Arty waves his staff towards him
[2016-05-20 21:15:44] <Nioki> "Or walk very slowly. Well. Given my state of dress, that /is/ a bit safer." Giles shakes his head. "Never met them."
[2016-05-20 21:15:52] <Wogglebug> "Hmmmmm."
[2016-05-20 21:15:55] <Wogglebug> "Straaaaange."
[2016-05-20 21:16:06] <Roget> "Maybe it took a detour, eh?
[2016-05-20 21:16:09] <Nioki> "I assure, I will be much less horrendous after I wash this corpse out of my robe."
[2016-05-20 21:16:32] <DiePotato> How'd Nyperious say the get the hell outta dodge?
[2016-05-20 21:16:38] <Wogglebug> "I don't know if Nadu is capable of detours."
[2016-05-20 21:16:43] <Wogglebug> He didn't Artyom.
[2016-05-20 21:16:46] <Wogglebug> He just said to get the wizard.
[2016-05-20 21:16:58] <Talonair> "Let's get going."
[2016-05-20 21:16:59] <DiePotato> Oh Nyperious
[2016-05-20 21:16:59] <Wogglebug> "Anyway, how many guards are left? Are you surrounded?"
[2016-05-20 21:17:08] <Talonair> "….."
[2016-05-20 21:17:09] <DiePotato> "There were no guards."
[2016-05-20 21:17:12] <DiePotato> "All corpses."
[2016-05-20 21:17:41] <Wogglebug> "Fun."
[2016-05-20 21:17:42] <Roget> "There were some golems but they died, eh."
[2016-05-20 21:17:53] <Roget> "From murderitation'."
[2016-05-20 21:18:02] <Wogglebug> "What kind of golems?"
[2016-05-20 21:18:07] <Nioki> "Well, there might have been guards in that tower. I never got a clear look. Because of all the arrows."
[2016-05-20 21:18:09] <Roget> "Golemy ones."
[2016-05-20 21:18:14] <Roget> "Made of clay."
[2016-05-20 21:18:18] <Wogglebug> "Hmmmmmm."
[2016-05-20 21:18:21] <Nioki> "Well, the big one was… evil?"
[2016-05-20 21:18:32] <Talonair> "Smite worked so…"
[2016-05-20 21:18:37] <DiePotato> "It was black and screamed, so, assuming it was evil."
[2016-05-20 21:18:41] <Wogglebug> "So Nadu sent some golems, but didn't bother coming himself, then. What a jerk."
[2016-05-20 21:18:47] <Wogglebug> "Could have at least showed up."
[2016-05-20 21:18:57] <Wogglebug> You all reach the bottom of the tower again.
[2016-05-20 21:19:03] <Wogglebug> God she's slow.
[2016-05-20 21:19:26] <Nioki> Giles appreciates that.
[2016-05-20 21:19:42] <DiePotato> "Going to take your damn time while this place catches on fire?"
[2016-05-20 21:19:49] <Wogglebug> "We'll be fine."
[2016-05-20 21:20:01] <Nioki> "It's mostly rocks, after all."
[2016-05-20 21:20:07] <Talonair> Kit sighs
[2016-05-20 21:20:08] <Wogglebug> "The gate's down, so it's a valid escape now."
[2016-05-20 21:20:22] <Wogglebug> "They won't come and complain."
[2016-05-20 21:20:48] <Wogglebug> Once you're all outside, the girl produces a small key out of thin air.
[2016-05-20 21:20:53] <Nioki> "Say, why're people fighting, anyway? We've been attacked by at least half the cast of an ensemble fairy tale."
[2016-05-20 21:21:09] <Wogglebug> "Don't you know?"
[2016-05-20 21:21:19] <Wogglebug> "It's the Dragon War. Everyone's fighting."
[2016-05-20 21:21:23] <Talonair> "Giles we got told this."
[2016-05-20 21:21:25] <Wogglebug> "It's like, a whole big thing."
[2016-05-20 21:22:07] <Wogglebug> "I thought they would forget about debt collection, but nooooooo. Gotta be a bunch of hardasses about a few tons of crystal."
[2016-05-20 21:22:17] <Wogglebug> This wizard is getting less ladylike by the minute.
[2016-05-20 21:22:35] <Wogglebug> "Whatever. It doesn't matter."
[2016-05-20 21:22:38] <Roget> "Well, ye can solve a lotta problems with a bit'o warfightan' eh?"
[2016-05-20 21:22:54] <Wogglebug> She turns the key in the air, and something far in the distance explodes/
[2016-05-20 21:22:55] <DiePotato> Arty crosses his arms and taps his foot. He in the meantime's just getting impatient.
[2016-05-20 21:23:03] <Wogglebug> It's by far the biggest boom of the day.
[2016-05-20 21:23:03] <DiePotato> "…The fuck was that?"
[2016-05-20 21:23:06] <Nioki> "Ask the same question twice and you'll often get different answers." Giles nods. "Well. Not like it involves us to begin with."
[2016-05-20 21:23:13] <Wogglebug> "It'll be a few seconds, the engines have to warm up."
[2016-05-20 21:23:14] <Roget> "Neat trick."
[2016-05-20 21:23:22] <Talonair> "Engines?"
[2016-05-20 21:23:44] <Wogglebug> "It's a thing that makes things move."
[2016-05-20 21:23:49] <Wogglebug> "Like a horse, but automatic."
[2016-05-20 21:24:12] <DiePotato> "What in the fuck did you do?"
[2016-05-20 21:24:21] <Wogglebug> "Unmoored my ship."
[2016-05-20 21:24:30] <Roget> ",,, Ooooooh."
[2016-05-20 21:24:38] <Wogglebug> "It's parked down under the south shore."
[2016-05-20 21:24:41] <DiePotato> "…I see."
[2016-05-20 21:24:56] <Wogglebug> "I came here for repairs. Got bogged down by, well, by not paying for anything, I guess."
[2016-05-20 21:25:01] <Talonair> "……" Kit facepalms
[2016-05-20 21:25:22] <Wogglebug> Something's above you all, now.
[2016-05-20 21:25:23] <Nioki> "That does explain the prison sentence."
[2016-05-20 21:25:42] <Wogglebug> It's large, and circular, and quite thin.
[2016-05-20 21:25:54] <Nioki> Giles squints at it.
[2016-05-20 21:25:57] <Wogglebug> It looks like a great big platform of glass, suspended on a network of girders and machines.
[2016-05-20 21:25:57] <DiePotato> Arty looks up with a raised eyebrow
[2016-05-20 21:26:12] <Wogglebug> "Just hold still for a second, it'll warp us up."
[2016-05-20 21:26:29] <Nioki> "Quite the flying saucer. Very elegant."
[2016-05-20 21:27:06] <Wogglebug> There's a small bzzrt, and you're all suddenly on top of a floor made out of glass.
[2016-05-20 21:27:19] <Wogglebug> The city is burning all around you, and flak fills the air.
[2016-05-20 21:27:20] <Talonair> Kit just isn't saying anything
[2016-05-20 21:27:36] <Wogglebug> Countless airships battle over the city center now, fighting for control of the skies over the capital.
[2016-05-20 21:28:05] <Wogglebug> "Alright. Where did you guys get warped in? There'll probably be a trace still."
[2016-05-20 21:28:06] <Nioki> Giles grabs his own arm for the sensation of holding on to something. Hello, vertigo.
[2016-05-20 21:28:18] <DiePotato> Arty gets a bit jumpy now and he grabs onto Kit's shoulder.
[2016-05-20 21:28:23] <DiePotato> "Ocean."
[2016-05-20 21:28:32] <Wogglebug> "Point."
[2016-05-20 21:28:41] <Wogglebug> The ships all around start turning towards the one you're on.
[2016-05-20 21:28:57] <Wogglebug> Kit, you get a feeling you're about to receive heavy fire.
[2016-05-20 21:29:03] <Talonair> "….. Shit."
[2016-05-20 21:29:08] <Talonair> SHE PRAYS FOR PROTECTION
[2016-05-20 21:29:11] <Wogglebug> "What?"
[2016-05-20 21:29:19] <Talonair> "BRACE!"
[2016-05-20 21:29:24] <Wogglebug> Kit, you yourself are surrounded by a glowing aura.
[2016-05-20 21:29:27] <Wogglebug> "Why?"
[2016-05-20 21:29:41] <Talonair> (For the ship :P)
[2016-05-20 21:29:47] <Wogglebug> (I know)
[2016-05-20 21:29:50] <Wogglebug> (Gods are dicks)
[2016-05-20 21:30:06] <Talonair> SHE WILL TANK ALL OF THE FIREPOWER THEN
[2016-05-20 21:30:12] <Talonair> "WE'RE ABOUT TO BE FIRED UPON"
[2016-05-20 21:30:19] <Wogglebug> In a second, the ship is surrounded by a storm of fire and metal.
[2016-05-20 21:30:22] <Wogglebug> "Oh, right."
[2016-05-20 21:30:35] <Wogglebug> It all stops, about ten meters outside the ship, locked in a great big radius.
[2016-05-20 21:30:49] <Wogglebug> A moment later, it all falls, demolishing whatever was left of the prison.
[2016-05-20 21:30:59] <DiePotato> "…"
[2016-05-20 21:31:08] <DiePotato> Arty looks back down at where the prison was
[2016-05-20 21:31:11] <Wogglebug> "Yeah, no, they're all super weak."
[2016-05-20 21:31:12] <DiePotato> He blinks a few times
[2016-05-20 21:31:13] <Nioki> Giles wilts a little in his robe. He's barely keeping up as it is. "Right," he says. "Right."
[2016-05-20 21:31:23] <Wogglebug> The girl reaches down to the glass floor, and places her palm on it.
[2016-05-20 21:31:31] <Talonair> "….."
[2016-05-20 21:31:36] <Roget> Shawn nods approvingly, and vigorously. "Nice. This thing's terrific."
[2016-05-20 21:31:38] <Wogglebug> Lines in soft green light reach out, running off to other portions of the ship.
[2016-05-20 21:31:42] <Nioki> "I think that I would like to go home now."
[2016-05-20 21:31:49] <DiePotato> "Ano."
[2016-05-20 21:31:51] <DiePotato> "Ano."
[2016-05-20 21:31:59] <Talonair> "Please."
[2016-05-20 21:32:00] <DiePotato> Arty points like the wizard requested
[2016-05-20 21:32:07] <Wogglebug> A moment later, something on the ships shakes ever so slightly, and everything else in the sky explodes.
[2016-05-20 21:32:14] <Wogglebug> "Yeah no problem."
[2016-05-20 21:32:19] <DiePotato> "………Ano."
[2016-05-20 21:32:23] <Wogglebug> The ships starts put-putting off towards the ocean.
[2016-05-20 21:32:34] <DiePotato> Arty sloooowly sits down on the glass
[2016-05-20 21:32:40] <DiePotato> And sets his staff beside him
[2016-05-20 21:32:49] <Wogglebug> It's completely silent above the city. The ship doesn't make a sound.
[2016-05-20 21:33:14] <Wogglebug> You drift slowly past the lighthouses, off towards the sea where you started.
[2016-05-20 21:33:23] <Wogglebug> The fighting below seems to have stopped.
[2016-05-20 21:33:35] <Talonair> "…." Kit sits by Arty
[2016-05-20 21:33:36] <DiePotato> They probably all spontaneously combusted too
[2016-05-20 21:34:14] <Wogglebug> "So where are you guys from?"
[2016-05-20 21:34:22] <Wogglebug> "Somewhere cooler than this?"
[2016-05-20 21:34:56] <Nioki> "Things usually explode less where we're from. Out of curiosity, were you staying in that prison mostly by choice?"
[2016-05-20 21:35:03] <Wogglebug> "Nah."
[2016-05-20 21:35:18] <Wogglebug> "You see, if I broke out, then it's me escaping, and that's not super legal, wizard-wise.
[2016-05-20 21:35:28] <Wogglebug> "But if someone breaks me out, then it's fine."
[2016-05-20 21:35:34] <Wogglebug> "Cause I didn't do it, is the point."
[2016-05-20 21:35:37] <Nioki> "Ah. Legal red tape. That makes more sense."
[2016-05-20 21:35:41] <Wogglebug> "Yeah."
[2016-05-20 21:35:46] <Roget> "We live in a mountain, eh, and we have golems as our friends there."
[2016-05-20 21:35:52] <Roget> "One's named Bucket."
[2016-05-20 21:35:59] <Wogglebug> "Who names golems?"
[2016-05-20 21:36:06] <Wogglebug> "God, I can't imagine Nadu naming golems."
[2016-05-20 21:36:14] <Wogglebug> "Maybe numbering, I guess."
[2016-05-20 21:36:21] <Roget> "People who do that sort'a thing presumably, eh."
[2016-05-20 21:36:31] <Wogglebug> "Wow."
[2016-05-20 21:36:58] <DiePotato> "We have weird customs."
[2016-05-20 21:37:00] <Roget> "Maybe it amuses them."
[2016-05-20 21:37:10] <Nioki> "I spend all my time around dead people." Giles tries to find something to sit on. Too much of it is see through. "They only rarely move."
[2016-05-20 21:37:21] <Wogglebug> "You'd love Nadu then. He's super dead."
[2016-05-20 21:38:03] <Talonair> Kit is done questioning things
[2016-05-20 21:38:05] <Wogglebug> "Anyway, portal's up ahead."
[2016-05-20 21:38:11] <Wogglebug> "Try not to die or whatever."
[2016-05-20 21:38:16] <Nioki> "Thank you for the ride, miss."
[2016-05-20 21:38:22] <Wogglebug> You're on the moon.
[2016-05-20 21:38:31] <Wogglebug> Specifically, you're above Nyperius's house.
[2016-05-20 21:38:39] <Wogglebug> The ship seems to have shrunk somewhat.
[2016-05-20 21:38:43] <Wogglebug> It's definitely smaller.
[2016-05-20 21:39:16] <Wogglebug> "I'm gonna head out. Wanna check out an auction before it closes. See ya."
[2016-05-20 21:39:24] <Wogglebug> The ship disappears, and you all fall to the ground.
[2016-05-20 21:39:31] <Talonair> "Ahh-"
[2016-05-20 21:39:36] <Roget> Shawn whistles. "This thing is /coo-" He falls. "Gah!"
[2016-05-20 21:39:38] <Wogglebug> You're on the ground, on the moon, outside the house of the moon wizard."
[2016-05-20 21:39:44] <Wogglebug> *-"
[2016-05-20 21:40:23] <DiePotato> Arty picks himself up and he sits up, stands, and goes to bang on Nyperious' door
[2016-05-20 21:40:27] <Wogglebug> "CONGRATULATIONS BRAVE ADVENTURERS!"
[2016-05-20 21:40:38] <Wogglebug> He bursts through the door before you even make it there.
[2016-05-20 21:40:54] <Wogglebug> "YOU HAVE COMPLETED YOUR NOBLE QUEST TO SAVE AN INNOCENT WIZARD FROM GRAVE DANGER!"
[2016-05-20 21:41:00] <Wogglebug> Oh god he's so loud why Nyperius.
[2016-05-20 21:41:13] <DiePotato> "…She slaughtered dozens of ships."
[2016-05-20 21:41:17] <Talonair> "Owww."
[2016-05-20 21:41:20] <Wogglebug> "Oh."
[2016-05-20 21:41:26] <Wogglebug> "WELL, STILL!"
[2016-05-20 21:41:30] <Roget> Shawn winces as his eardrums throb.
[2016-05-20 21:41:40] <Wogglebug> "CLOSE ENOUGH, EH!"
[2016-05-20 21:41:52] <Talonair> "STOP SHOUTING."
[2016-05-20 21:42:01] <Wogglebug> "Who's shouting?"
[2016-05-20 21:42:24] <Talonair> "YOU"
[2016-05-20 21:42:31] <Wogglebug> "OH!"
[2016-05-20 21:42:37] <Wogglebug> "I hadn't noticed."
[2016-05-20 21:42:39] <Nioki> Giles's gore-spattered robe flips up over his waist during the fall. He hurts all over, he's tired, he's covered in bull guts, and now people are shouting.
[2016-05-20 21:42:49] <Wogglebug> "It's so quiet here, on the MOON, I sometimes forget."
[2016-05-20 21:43:28] <Wogglebug> "SO, Uh."
[2016-05-20 21:43:33] <Wogglebug> "Did you have FUN?"
[2016-05-20 21:43:38] <DiePotato> "…Da."
[2016-05-20 21:43:43] <Wogglebug> "Was it a rollicking, exciting ADVENTURE?"
[2016-05-20 21:43:49] <DiePotato> "…Da."
[2016-05-20 21:43:52] <Talonair> "Yes."
[2016-05-20 21:44:02] <DiePotato> Arty looks at the others with a face of 'say yes if you want to leave'
[2016-05-20 21:44:08] <Roget> "I had fun!" Shawn beams.
[2016-05-20 21:44:12] <Nioki> "Well, we- yes."
[2016-05-20 21:44:15] <Wogglebug> "WONDERFUL!"
[2016-05-20 21:44:24] <Wogglebug> "Well. Um."
[2016-05-20 21:44:39] <Wogglebug> "I ran out of sugar, so if you all happen to have time, I guess…"
[2016-05-20 21:44:58] <Nioki> "I would like to go home now, please. Do give my regards to the young miss we, er, helped."
[2016-05-20 21:45:08] <Wogglebug> "Oh!"
[2016-05-20 21:45:12] <Wogglebug> "Well, alright!"
[2016-05-20 21:45:31] <Wogglebug> "MAY WE MEET AGAIN, YOUNG ADVENTURERS!"
[2016-05-20 21:45:44] <Wogglebug> You all disappear, and reappear outside of 19.
[2016-05-20 21:45:52] <Wogglebug> 19, mind you, not 77.
[2016-05-20 21:45:59] <Wogglebug> Nyperius doesn't pay attention.
[2016-05-20 21:46:10] <Talonair> "…. Well, wrong site."
[2016-05-20 21:46:12] <Wogglebug> You should probably arrange a flight.
[2016-05-20 21:46:18] <Wogglebug> [RUN OVER]
[2016-05-20 21:46:20] <Talonair> Do they have the armour and stuff? :D
[2016-05-20 21:46:26] <Wogglebug> If you'd like you can request to keep items
[2016-05-20 21:46:30] <Wogglebug> No more than one or two
[2016-05-20 21:46:34] <DiePotato> "Arty's fine with whatevs
[2016-05-20 21:46:38] <Wogglebug> And They lose their magic unless it's minor
[2016-05-20 21:47:05] <Talonair> Can I have the shield and the cape?
[2016-05-20 21:47:12] <Wogglebug> You can have the cape
[2016-05-20 21:47:12] <DiePotato> Arty wishes he had pipefox
[2016-05-20 21:47:14] <DiePotato> pipefox pls
[2016-05-20 21:47:25] <Wogglebug> I kind of want to but then everyone would be jealous
[2016-05-20 21:47:32] <Wogglebug> What about a pipefox plush
[2016-05-20 21:47:39] <Wogglebug> Like a really long one too
[2016-05-20 21:47:43] <Wogglebug> full size
[2016-05-20 21:47:49] <Wogglebug> with a little plush pipe
[2016-05-20 21:47:54] <Talonair> Not the shield? ;-;
[2016-05-20 21:48:05] <Wogglebug> yes
[2016-05-20 21:48:17] <Talonair> How about the sword?
[2016-05-20 21:48:28] <Wogglebug> No real point, is there/
[2016-05-20 21:48:34] <Wogglebug> It's not really special.
[2016-05-20 21:48:37] <Wogglebug> Just asword.
[2016-05-20 21:48:55] <Talonair> Fine *grump*
[2016-05-20 21:48:58] <Wogglebug> ;-;
[2016-05-20 21:49:01] <Nioki> Can Giles keep the robe? Non-magic.
[2016-05-20 21:49:04] <Wogglebug> Sure
[2016-05-20 21:49:05] <Roget> Shawn would like to take the axe!
[2016-05-20 21:49:08] <Talonair> Armour?
[2016-05-20 21:49:11] <Roget> Because BARBARIAN!
[2016-05-20 21:49:11] <DiePotato> Arty will take a plush'
[2016-05-20 21:49:17] <Wogglebug> shawn gets the ax
[2016-05-20 21:49:24] <Wogglebug> no armor tal
[2016-05-20 21:49:29] <Wogglebug> just get armor lol
[2016-05-20 21:49:36] <Wogglebug> the cape is the only really unique thing
[2016-05-20 21:49:45] <Talonair> I'll take the cape then :P
[2016-05-20 21:49:52] <Nioki> "Let's… can we perhaps just go out for a pretzel before we hit the airport?" Giles looks down at his robe. He lets out a ragged sigh. "Oh, son of a… let's just go inside and make our damned report."
[2016-05-20 21:49:54] <Wogglebug> Right so Plush, Cape, Robes, Ax
[2016-05-20 21:49:56] <Wogglebug> All not magic
[2016-05-20 21:50:02] <Wogglebug> You're done RPing here Nioki :U
[2016-05-20 21:50:11] <Nioki> Well gosh fine.
[2016-05-20 21:50:13] <Wogglebug> This was probably months ago or summat
[2016-05-20 21:50:17] <Wogglebug> So don't like, continue it IC
[2016-05-20 21:50:22] <Wogglebug> Like I said, barely canon
[2016-05-20 21:50:38] <Roget> gg guys
[2016-05-20 21:50:46] <Roget> I had a lot of fun
[2016-05-20 21:50:53] <Nioki> I know it was months ago. That was more intended as a 'what he did when he got back.'
[2016-05-20 21:50:57] <Talonair> Yee
[2016-05-20 21:50:58] <Wogglebug> i enjoyed smashing all of you with objects
[2016-05-20 21:51:05] <Nioki> And yeah that was fun.
[2016-05-20 21:51:13] <Nioki> Giles got smashed with so many objects.
[2016-05-20 21:51:50] <Roget> Shawn probably broke even in the smashing dept.
[2016-05-20 21:52:33] <Roget> It was a lot of fun to rp with you blokes! I'm off to bed now. Thanks for actually taking the time to pick this up again Wogglebug <3
