04:08 Balthazaar "I need saltwater!" Markus bellows as he runs into containment with the baby shark
04:09 dragonwielder Garnett follows.
04:11 Roget A biologist looks up at you and is extremely surprised for a second, then shakes their head. "Um! Uh! Over here! I've got something!" They run over and grab a tank of water from a large closet and dashes over, flipping open a hatch. "In here I think!!!"
04:12 Balthazaar He tosses it in!
04:12 Balthazaar "It has a laser beam in its head."
04:14 dragonwielder "I don't even know what my life is anymore. I was shot at by a god damn laser shark." :|
04:14 Roget The creature splashes into the tank, wriggling angrily and then settling into prowling around the bottom of the tank. The biologist screws the top back on and looks back up at the two of them. "You don't say?"
04:14 dragonwielder "Put some like, mirrored paneling in that tank or something."
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04:16 Roget "Good idea, cool cat. Hand me that mirror." They point to a reflective panel leaning on a nearby empty fish tank.
04:17 dragonwielder He picks it up and hands it over. "Here you go."
04:19 * Balthazaar quit (Ping timeout: 363 seconds)
04:19 * Balth is now known as Balthazaar
04:20 Balthazaar What's happening?
04:20 Roget The fetal shark creature is in a saltwater container and mirrors are being put around it.
04:21 Roget The guy sticks it in the corner and leans the mirror against it to cover it. As he does, perception if you look at the laser shark fetus.
04:22 dragonwielder 4df+3
04:22 Glacon dragonwielder: 1 (4df+3=0, -, 0, -)
04:24 Balthazaar 4df+5
04:24 Glacon Balthazaar: 3 (4df+5=+, -, -, -)
04:27 Roget You see the words 'Property of Doctor Wondertainment"' in black on its side/fins and it resembles this
04:31 Balthazaar "… do you have somewhere I might be able to wash my hands?"
04:34 Roget A sink is gestured to.
04:35 Roget It's a large bin with a metal pipe sticking out of a wall featuring a single valve.
04:35 Roget rather primitive looking, really
04:35 Roget "So what the heck is this thing anyways?"
04:36 dragonwielder "A shark fetus from hell."
04:36 dragonwielder He just -__-
04:37 Balthazaar Markus washes his hands. "It brushed against my leg in the bay outside the site. It then fired its weapon at me."
04:37 Roget They peer into the tank. "It doesn't look like it has any weapons…"
04:37 dragonwielder "Well."
04:38 dragonwielder "It fires lasers. Hence why I recommended the plating.
04:38 dragonwielder *"*
04:38 Balthazaar "from its head."
04:38 dragonwielder "Eyes maybe?"
04:39 Roget "It's got one big 'ol eye here. Maybe that's shooting lazers."
04:40 dragonwielder "Either way."
04:40 dragonwielder "It shot lasers."
04:40 dragonwielder "That shit isn't right."
04:41 Roget "Do you know what a 'Wondertainment' is?"
04:41 dragonwielder "Not a clue."
04:41 dragonwielder "But I'm guessing it's not right either."
04:41 Roget The guy folds his hands behind his back and shines a flashlight at it while peering around the window.
04:42 Roget "Weird shit, huh boys?"
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04:43 dragonwielder "I never thought I would see something that would top being attacked by a demonic loaf of bread."
04:45 Roget "Well, I guess we'll figure out what to do with it."
04:45 dragonwielder He nods.
03:10 Balthazaar Markus goes gor a swim
03:15 * madness_ is now known as napness_
03:22 dragonwielder Garnett wanders then shore.
03:23 Balthazaar Markus, in the water, looks very tired, swimming laps
03:23 dragonwielder Garnett nods to him.
03:26 Balthazaar He wsims laps, not that focussed on the beach
03:27 dragonwielder He just sits there watching, now curious as to how long it will take for him to run out of steam.
03:30 Roget Markus
03:30 Roget you feel something brush against you
03:33 Balthazaar He stops and looks for whatever it was!
03:33 Roget Perception to see in the dark!
03:33 Balthazaar 4df+5 perc
03:33 Glacon Balthazaar: perc: 5 (4df+5=+, -, 0, 0)
03:34 Roget You see a red light in the water by your leg for a moment, then a moment later a read beam of light shoots out of the water from it! It makes the water around it somewhat warmer.
03:35 dragonwielder Garnett watches, and scowls.
03:35 dragonwielder "How much shit comes out of this ocean?"
03:37 Balthazaar Markus frowns and swims closer to it
03:38 Roget Agility to swim down!
03:39 Balthazaar 4df+6
03:39 Glacon Balthazaar: 7 (4df+6=+, 0, 0, 0)
03:40 Roget Your stokes are powerful! You swim all the way down and catch up to the thing, it looks like a shark fetus.
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03:46 Balthazaar He tries to grab it!
03:47 Roget He grabs it! It doesn't seem to be moving much. When you grab it, it fires another, more intense beam of light out of its face and towards the shore! Zap!
03:47 Balthazaar He tries to drag it up to te surface!
03:48 dragonwielder "THE FUCK."
03:48 dragonwielder Is it coming towards Garnett?
03:48 Roget yep! Agi! It's a lazer!
03:48 Balthazaar 4df+6 ~Shit!~
03:48 Glacon Balthazaar: ~Shit!~: 4 (4df+6=0, -, 0, -)
03:49 Roget 4df+3 random lazers are inaccurate!
03:49 Glacon Roget: random lazers are inaccurate!: 1 (4df+3=-, 0, 0, -)
03:49 dragonwielder 4df+4
03:49 Glacon dragonwielder: 3 (4df+4=-, +, 0, -)
03:49 dragonwielder He dives out of the way.
03:50 Roget It misses all humans by a mile and hits the sandy shore, kicking up a bit of sand where it's impacting. After a few seconds, it tapers off and fades away.
03:50 dragonwielder Garnett pulls himself up, dusting off sand.
03:50 dragonwielder "What."
03:50 Roget 1d10 sandiness
03:50 Glacon Roget: sandiness: 7 (1d10=7)
03:50 dragonwielder "The."
03:50 dragonwielder "Fucking."
03:50 dragonwielder "Fuck."
03:51 Roget you're still pretty sandy, but it's not entrenched itself in every crease on your body yet.
03:51 dragonwielder "Was that fucking."
03:51 Roget so you've got that going for you, which is nice.
03:51 dragonwielder "Shit."
03:51 dragonwielder He brushes himself off some more.
03:55 Balthazaar Markus is still trying to drag the shark to containment!
03:57 Roget Markus, you get to shore! Garnett, you can see he's got a wriggling fetal-looking shark with a semitransparent head illuminated by a red glow.
03:58 dragonwielder He sighs, holding out his now open suitcase. "Second fucking time. Put the thing in here."
04:00 Balthazaar "It needs water!" He sprints inside
04:02 Roget Roll agility to not slip as you dash inside, you're stll quite saturated from being in the water.
04:03 dragonwielder Garnett follows.
04:03 Roget How closely is Garnett following him?
04:04 dragonwielder Trying to follow the best he can. Staying at a bit of a distance because lasers.
04:06 Balthazaar 4df+6
04:06 Glacon Balthazaar: 6 (4df+6=+, -, -, +)
04:08 Roget Your coordination does not betray you, and no falls happen! Containment in ic3 probably has some saltwater.
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04:18 Balth Stupid internet