Luvi Gets a Beatdown

(09:21:35 PM) Balthazaar: "How'd you even get back inside from there?"
(09:21:36 PM) Jabonicus: Yes.
(09:21:58 PM) Atcero: Zoe sighs, still laughing a little "Monday said sometihng about fertilaty and Katie asked about it and then this dipshit tried giving Katie the sex talk"
(09:21:58 PM) ZombieRaptor: "Oh god, that was funny… Best thing I've ever done."
(09:22:05 PM) ZombieRaptor: Luvi is still laughing a little.
(09:22:22 PM) Proto_Lost: "…v-very carefully." He says, glaring at Luvi.
(09:22:42 PM) ZombieRaptor: "Sounds like you fell the two stories!"
(09:22:45 PM) Atcero: "High five, Luvi" Zoe says, holding up her hand
(09:22:53 PM) TeslaTornado: Serge gapes for a few moments. "… She's eleven."
(09:22:55 PM) ZombieRaptor: Luvi high fives.
(09:23:18 PM) Proto_Lost: 4df+11 tagging fighting dirty for an ill sucker punch at Luvi
(09:23:18 PM) Glacon: Proto_Lost: tagging fighting dirty for an ill sucker punch at Luvi: 10 (4df+11=0, -, 0, 0)
(09:23:27 PM) ZombieRaptor: (At his neck?)
(09:23:40 PM) DrRobWatson [~PI.DE4E55D2.6E1E4BE1.5B162155|diordnA#PI.DE4E55D2.6E1E4BE1.5B162155|diordnA] entered the room.
(09:23:57 PM) Balthazaar: Albert leans against the doorframe, allowing himself to calm down a little
(09:24:06 PM) DrRobWatson left the room.
(09:24:14 PM) ZombieRaptor: 4df+4 He's going to laugh through the pain and you know it… Unless it's to the neck.
(09:24:14 PM) Glacon: ZombieRaptor: He's going to laugh through the pain and you know it… Unless it's to the neck.: 7 (4df+4=+, 0, +, +)
(09:25:19 PM) Atcero: 4df+2
(09:25:22 PM) ProcyonLotor: Oh dear.
(09:25:28 PM) TeslaTornado: "Oh dear."
(09:25:58 PM) ProcyonLotor: Luvi braces just moments before, but he still takes the punch to the face, hard.
(09:26:17 PM) ZombieRaptor: Luvi grins, though in much pain.
(09:26:21 PM) Proto_Lost: He brings his fist crashing into the side of Luvi's jaw, which means some pretty severe whiplash anyway you look at it.
(09:26:21 PM) Atcero: 4df+2 "I don't even care if I don't pack a punch!" Zoe says kicking Harley in the nuts
(09:26:22 PM) Glacon: Atcero: "I don't even care if I don't pack a punch!" Zoe says kicking Harley in the nuts: 4 (4df+2=+, +, +, -)
(09:26:25 PM) ProcyonLotor: Luckily, the brace stops the neck from being damaged any further, but goddamn if he won't feel that in the morning.
(09:26:33 PM) ZombieRaptor: His grin drops and he kicks Harley in the balls as well
(09:26:41 PM) ZombieRaptor: 4df+6 "You fuck! My neck!"
(09:26:42 PM) Glacon: ZombieRaptor: "You fuck! My neck!": 10 (4df+6=+, +, +, +)
(09:26:55 PM) Atcero: Double teaming on the balls!
(09:27:08 PM) ZombieRaptor: (Holy shit Harley, you're going to get wrecked by Luvi.
(09:27:20 PM) Proto_Lost: 4df+3 wow
(09:27:20 PM) Glacon: Proto_Lost: wow: 3 (4df+3=0, +, 0, -)
(09:27:23 PM) Atcero: (I hope I help a little >.<)
(09:28:00 PM) ProcyonLotor: Harley instantly regrets punching Luvi.
(09:28:05 PM) ProcyonLotor: Then he regrets the sharp jets of pain.
(09:28:15 PM) ProcyonLotor: Then he regrets the fact he'll never have kids after this.
(09:28:43 PM) TeslaTornado: 4df+2 (melee) Serge moves to restrain Zoe. He shouts, "AGENTS. CONTAIN YOURSELVES."
(09:28:44 PM) Glacon: TeslaTornado: (melee) Serge moves to restrain Zoe. He shouts, "AGENTS. CONTAIN YOURSELVES.": 1 (4df+2=0, -, +, -)
(09:28:46 PM) Proto_Lost: Good thing he has one out there somewhere, otherwise this'd be a time paradox, and a great-grandson in the far future will be screaming at his own vanishing hand.
(09:28:49 PM) ProcyonLotor: Then he stops regretting. All is pain.
(09:28:59 PM) ProcyonLotor: Now and forever.
(09:29:06 PM) ProcyonLotor: In pain's name Harley prays.
(09:29:07 PM) ProcyonLotor: Amen.
(09:29:16 PM) Balthazaar: Albert simply observes a tad coldly
(09:29:16 PM) Atcero: (What do I roll to break your grip?
(09:29:23 PM) TeslaTornado: (PDef)
(09:29:32 PM) ProcyonLotor: (or agil, if it's higher)
(09:29:37 PM) Proto_Lost: There is a lot of screaming, and cursing.
(09:29:40 PM) ZombieRaptor: Luvi stands up "Fuckin sucker puncher, your getting some of your own medicine." Luvi rubs his face.
(09:29:47 PM) Atcero: 4df+3 "He deserved it!"
(09:29:48 PM) Glacon: Atcero: "He deserved it!": 3 (4df+3=+, 0, -, 0)
(09:29:52 PM) ProcyonLotor: Harley rolls. And rolls.
(09:29:56 PM) ProcyonLotor: And screams. And screams.
(09:30:08 PM) Atcero: (Oh shit, Agility was higher.. Oh well.)
(09:30:12 PM) ProcyonLotor: It kind of starts to blend together after awhile, so it's more like
(09:30:16 PM) ProcyonLotor: Harley rollscreams
(09:30:19 PM) ProcyonLotor: and there's tears.
(09:30:35 PM) Atcero: (I kinda feel bad for him right now, but not really)
(09:30:54 PM) Balthazaar: Albert shakes his head with irritation. "Bloody kids."
(09:31:13 PM) ZombieRaptor: Luvi finds a sick satisfaction in it, his balls groan with a phantom pain from witnessing it though.
(09:31:58 PM) ProcyonLotor: Somewhere, the universe shudders after hearing about Luvi's balls.
(09:32:14 PM) TeslaTornado: Zoe slips out of Serge's grip only to find him giving her a look of pure, unadulterated scorn.
(09:32:46 PM) ZombieRaptor: "I think Harley needs his mother… Or Blumen…"
(09:33:03 PM) ProcyonLotor: Nothing can save Harley's balls now.
(09:33:29 PM) ZombieRaptor: "Let's take the poor fuck to Blumen."
(09:33:40 PM) ZombieRaptor: Everyone in the building can hear his shrieks can't they?
(09:33:54 PM) ZombieRaptor: (I want to admin to walk in on this soooo badly)
(09:34:16 PM) ZombieRaptor: (Or Fulton )
(09:34:16 PM) Proto_Lost: Not really, everyone in the nearby halls will though.
(09:34:18 PM) Atcero: "He was hitting on me earlier, I think he deserves this."
(09:34:23 PM) ProcyonLotor: Fulton walks in.
(09:34:49 PM) ProcyonLotor: He's still smiling. "Heya guys, I heard somethin- oh dear."
(09:34:51 PM) TeslaTornado: If anything, Serge looks even -more- disapprovingly at the assembled group.
(09:34:57 PM) GraemeCracker [||criigc] entered the room.
(09:35:07 PM) ZombieRaptor: Luvi looks up, about to take Harley to medical "Evening Fulton!" He smiles
(09:35:10 PM) TeslaTornado: He turns and fixes Fulton with a face that, unfortunately, spells violent murder.
(09:35:16 PM) TeslaTornado: (still spells*)
(09:35:18 PM) Atcero: "Uh…. hello…" Zoe says quietly
(09:35:45 PM) Balthazaar: Albert just looks at him
(09:36:39 PM) ProcyonLotor: "What's up with him?" He's still grinning, but it's a concerned grin.
(09:36:52 PM) ProcyonLotor: He nods at Luvi and smiles.
(09:37:00 PM) Atcero: 4df+4 Persuasion roll!
(09:37:00 PM) ZombieRaptor: "… He isn't ever going to have children after punching me in the face sir."
(09:37:00 PM) Glacon: Atcero: Persuasion roll!: 4 (4df+4=0, 0, 0, 0)
(09:37:21 PM) ZombieRaptor: "I'm taking him to Blumen." Luvi shouts over Harley's screaming
(09:37:26 PM) ProcyonLotor: "Would those two things be related?"
(09:37:39 PM) ZombieRaptor: "They might…"
(09:37:52 PM) Atcero: "A lot of things relate to this…" Zoe mumbles
(09:38:39 PM) ProcyonLotor: He puts his hands on his hips, still smiling. "Well, care to share?" You can tell from his shit-eating grin he rhymed on purpose.
(09:39:12 PM) Atcero: Zoe coughs and glances at Luvi
(09:39:14 PM) ProcyonLotor: And he's proud of it.
(09:39:17 PM) ProcyonLotor: The bastard.
(09:39:24 PM) ZombieRaptor: (What Zoe?)
(09:39:28 PM) TeslaTornado: "Harley was kicked in the balls by Luvi after Harley punched Luvi in the face, over what I assume to be his being dumped in a vat of…" He sniffs. "… Soup."
(09:39:36 PM) Atcero: (I aint explanin)
(09:39:43 PM) ZombieRaptor: Luvi explains it all
(09:39:49 PM) ZombieRaptor: All from the sex ed part
(09:40:08 PM) Atcero: Zoe adds in about him hitting on her.
(09:40:13 PM) ZombieRaptor: "Any questions sir?" Luvi smiles back at him for once.
(09:40:14 PM) Balthazaar: Albert looks at Fulton with an expression that is mixed confusion and irritation
(09:40:15 PM) ProcyonLotor: "Well, that's certainly quite a story, fellas."
(09:40:51 PM) ProcyonLotor: "I'm sure you gentlemen can keep this between yourselves, in the future?" Smilesmilesmilesmile.
(09:40:54 PM) GraemeCracker is now known as Grumfuud
(09:41:50 PM) ZombieRaptor: "Keep the story between ourselves? Everyguard will hear this by morning… Sir"
(09:42:49 PM) ZombieRaptor: "HR sure wasn't doing shit about Harley… So we handled it."
(09:43:15 PM) TeslaTornado: Serge is apparently trying to become the first human being to shoot rage-powered lasers from his face.
(09:43:41 PM) Atcero: "I would try to calm down…" Zoe says, looking at Serge.
(09:44:01 PM) Balthazaar: Albert is the picture of irritation
(09:44:12 PM) Proto_Lost: "…f-fucking hate all of you."
(09:44:14 PM) ProcyonLotor: "I'd prefer if it didn't have to come to that, and you probably would as well. Horsin' around is all well and good, but sending a colleague off to Blumen's something different. Lot of paperwork, and questions."
(09:44:18 PM) ProcyonLotor: Smile.
(09:44:44 PM) ProcyonLotor: "You understand. I'm sure you both had your reasons, but an investigation wouldn't be fun for any of us, now would it?"
(09:44:48 PM) TeslaTornado: 4df+4 (Strength) Serge gets Harley in a fireman's carry.
(09:44:48 PM) Glacon: TeslaTornado: (Strength) Serge gets Harley in a fireman's carry.: 4 (4df+4=+, +, -, -)
(09:44:49 PM) ZombieRaptor: Luvi looks down at Harley "Maybe you shouldn't be an ass all the time dipshit."
(09:44:58 PM) ZombieRaptor: Luvi already had him TeslaTornado
(09:45:01 PM) ZombieRaptor: Has
(09:45:12 PM) TeslaTornado: (redact previous statement)
(09:45:31 PM) ZombieRaptor: "Why would we need an investigation? I told you everything."
(09:45:42 PM) TeslaTornado: A small knot is popping out on Serge's forehead now.
(09:46:02 PM) ZombieRaptor: "Calm down Serge.."
(09:46:09 PM) ZombieRaptor: Luvi is smiling his face off.
(09:46:14 PM) Proto_Lost: "I'm not the one who f-fucking put a man in a goddamn SOUP VAT!?"
(09:46:36 PM) Atcero: "We aren't the ones who are complete idiots…"
(09:46:57 PM) ProcyonLotor: "Well, it's assault, you know? That's a problem, and we need to keep some semblance of order around here, you know?" Grin. "Just keep it quiet, because it makes more work for everybody. And try not to send him to the ward again, please."
(09:47:09 PM) ZombieRaptor: "Sshhhhh, It's not going to be alright Harley… You will never have children with your testies having been crushed by my boot."
(09:47:12 PM) rumetzen is now known as rumetzenshowers
(09:47:28 PM) ZombieRaptor: "I'll tell it to just the other agents then Fulton… No one likes him, they won't say a word sir."
(09:47:43 PM) Atcero: (Can I try to use persuation?)
(09:47:53 PM) TeslaTornado: (On who and for what?)
(09:48:11 PM) Atcero: (On Fulton for trying to get him to leave XD)
(09:48:16 PM) ZombieRaptor: Luvi lifts Harley onto his shoulder, creating more pain for his crushed jewels.
(09:48:25 PM) ZombieRaptor: (Don't make him leave!)
(09:48:36 PM) ProcyonLotor: (You can try, but it'd be /damn/ difficult)
(09:48:40 PM) Rheumatism [~ten.asudoelcm.pi.A247F0A9-CRInys|neztemuR#ten.asudoelcm.pi.A247F0A9-CRInys|neztemuR] entered the room.
(09:48:52 PM) Atcero: (Ok then not to make him leave but to make him think we won't tell anyone because lets be honest here…)
(09:49:00 PM) ProcyonLotor: "Alright, don't say I didn't warn ya'."
(09:49:14 PM) Balthazaar: Albert leaves for the commons, where he takes a seat before the fire.
(09:49:33 PM) Atcero: 4df+4 "We won't tell anyone sir, you can count on it."
(09:49:33 PM) Glacon: Atcero: "We won't tell anyone sir, you can count on it.": 7 (4df+4=+, +, 0, +)
(09:49:35 PM) Proto_Lost: Hhhggh
(09:49:48 PM) Atcero: (oh almost crit…)
(09:49:49 PM) ZombieRaptor: "You ok little Harley Warley?"
(09:49:53 PM) TeslaTornado: Serge disappears.
(09:49:54 PM) ProcyonLotor: 4df+9 ("I see.")
(09:49:55 PM) Glacon: ProcyonLotor: ("I see."): 10 (4df+9=+, 0, +, -)
(09:49:59 PM) ZombieRaptor: Luvi jumps slightly to cause more pain.
(09:50:00 PM) TeslaTornado: He appears in the commons.
(09:50:16 PM) StupeiPlaysFallout left the room (quit: Quit: CGI:IRC (EOF)).
(09:50:19 PM) Atcero: (Oh shit… This guy is good…)
(09:50:23 PM) ProcyonLotor: He smiles, but you can tell he doesn't believe you. "Thanks for seeing it my way."
(09:50:25 PM) rumetzenshowers left the room (quit: Ping timeout: 182 seconds).
(09:50:39 PM) Proto_Lost: "LET ME DOWN!" He straight up roats at Luvi.
(09:50:59 PM) Atcero: "No problem sir." Zoe says, smiling back, forcing it. Her eye starts to twitch
(09:51:20 PM) ProcyonLotor: "Woah, gentlemen, gentlemen!" Smiling nervously. "Once is enough!"
(09:51:27 PM) ZombieRaptor: Luvi takes him to Blumen, jostling him the whole way, he knocks on Blumen's door.
(09:51:45 PM) Atcero: Zoe follows him, not wanting to be that alone with Fulton
(09:52:06 PM) Balthazaar: Albert looks up at the sound of Surge entering the room
(09:52:13 PM) Balthazaar: Still irritated
(09:52:14 PM) TeslaTornado: Serge sinks into his usual armchair, staring pointedly at the television.
(09:52:38 PM) TeslaTornado: If anger were kilowatt-hours he could probably power all of North America for several days.
(09:52:51 PM) ProcyonLotor: Blumen's not in. His attending nurse is, however.
(09:53:24 PM) ZombieRaptor: "So… I crushed this mans testies with my well placed boot… Can you take care of this child here?"
(09:53:34 PM) Aphex_ left the room (quit: Connection reset by peer).
(09:54:24 PM) ProcyonLotor: "Wasn't I just patchin' you up, darlin'? You did what now?"
(09:54:33 PM) TeslaTornado: Serge makes a move to turn on the TV and then thinks better of it. It's probably that Lassie show again anyhow.
(09:54:50 PM) Atcero: "He crushed the mans balls with his foot, nurse" Zoe says, grinnin
(09:54:58 PM) ZombieRaptor: "This man… Is a caustic person… He punched me in the face… So I killed his children."
(09:55:25 PM) ZombieRaptor: Luvi jostles Harley a bit for funsies
(09:55:34 PM) Proto_Lost: "…You fucking put me in a soup va-…aghhh.."
(09:55:55 PM) ZombieRaptor: "And look what I can do with a broken neck, I'm just magical."
(09:55:59 PM) ProcyonLotor: "I… see… You guys are like chil'ren, aren'ya? Well, we'll take care of him."
(09:56:04 PM) ProcyonLotor: She's not particularly amused.
(09:56:06 PM) Rheumatism is now known as rumetzenwrites
(09:56:12 PM) Atcero: "You tried talking to an 11 year old about sex…
(09:56:25 PM) Atcero: "
(09:56:26 PM) Proto_Lost: "SHE FUCKING ASKED."
(09:57:01 PM) TeslaTornado: "They're like children, I swear." Serge finally manages to say.
(09:57:11 PM) Atcero: "Yes, and I don't think she wanted to hear it from a man who hasn't done it yet…"
(09:57:13 PM) ZombieRaptor: "You don't then.. She asked me about our mission a few days ago… I didn't tell her I splattered a mans guts all over the place with my machine gun.."
(09:57:27 PM) ProcyonLotor: The nurse has just noped the fuck out and shoos you out of her office.
(09:57:43 PM) ZombieRaptor: Luvi drops Harley hard onto a cot.
(09:58:08 PM) Atcero: "Wait, nurse!" (reassurance roll?)
(09:58:16 PM) Balthazaar: "I know what you mean." He replies to Surge. "I thought I was done with that when mine moved away."
(09:58:54 PM) ProcyonLotor: roll for it
(09:58:58 PM) gumbal1: Harlan exits the medical center. He was probably there for some time helping around.
(09:59:00 PM) Proto_Lost: "Fuck you."
(09:59:16 PM) ZombieRaptor: "I'm surprised you haven't seen worse nurse —?"
(09:59:17 PM) Atcero: 4df+4 "Nurse, please!" (just persuation I suppose)
(09:59:17 PM) ProcyonLotor: The nurse nods sympathetically at Albert.
(09:59:17 PM) Glacon: Atcero: "Nurse, please!" (just persuation I suppose): 2 (4df+4=0, 0, -, -)
(09:59:32 PM) gumbal1: "So, did I hear that right? Did you actually give the girl a sex ed lesson?"
(09:59:39 PM) ProcyonLotor: 4df+4 You just crushed a man's testicles.
(09:59:40 PM) Glacon: ProcyonLotor: You just crushed a man's testicles.: 4 (4df+4=0, +, -, 0)
(09:59:43 PM) Atcero: (ProcyonLotor they are in the commons XD)
(09:59:53 PM) ZombieRaptor: "I crushed Harley's balls with my bolt Harlan
(09:59:55 PM) ZombieRaptor: "
(10:00:04 PM) TeslaTornado: "They… Have the capacity to be good people. Sometimes." Serge sighs. "But sometimes they are… Well, they are idiots."
(10:00:06 PM) ProcyonLotor: She's not convinced.
(10:00:30 PM) ProcyonLotor: redact the albert bit
(10:00:30 PM) gumbal1: "Like, actually crushed. Medical school didn't really prepare me for smashed genetalia."
(10:00:32 PM) ZombieRaptor: Boot*
(10:00:38 PM) Balthazaar: "I can drink to that." He does so, from his hip flask
(10:00:41 PM) Atcero: "I'm.. I'm sorry we bothered you. Have a nice day." Zoe says, meekly and walks away
(10:00:45 PM) ProcyonLotor: "It never does, Harlan."
(10:01:05 PM) Atcero: over to Luvi*
(10:01:14 PM) ProcyonLotor: The nurse nods in a surly fashion. When she woke up, she didn't plan on dealing with testicles in any state of disrepair.
(10:01:17 PM) TeslaTornado: Serge nods. "I am sorry you had to be introduced this way… I do not know you." He raises a hand. "Serge Maillard."
(10:01:25 PM) ZombieRaptor: "Is this really the worst case you've gotten nurse?"
(10:01:35 PM) ZombieRaptor: "You seem surprised to see a man injured here."
(10:01:41 PM) ProcyonLotor: "It just might be the stupidest"
(10:01:53 PM) Atcero: (redact that) Zoe walks away and heads to her room "Night all"
(10:01:55 PM) ZombieRaptor: "Have you even been around him?"
(10:02:05 PM) ZombieRaptor: "Night Zoe!"
(10:02:05 PM) Atcero: (Gotta go for the night, Valete et bonus noctes.)
(10:02:08 PM) lurkd [||tibbiM] entered the room.
(10:02:11 PM) Balthazaar: Albert shakes his hand "Albert Van Der Linde. And not to worry, I've had worse introductions."
(10:02:29 PM) Atcero left the room (quit: Quit: ajax IRC Client).
(10:02:43 PM) lurkd: Ivan wanders the hallway.
(10:03:08 PM) ProcyonLotor: "He's an ass, you're an ass, that's enough."
(10:03:13 PM) TeslaTornado: "I imagine." Serge sighs again. "Still, in an organization such as this, I would expect… A degree of professionality, at least."
(10:03:29 PM) lurkd: He looks into medical.
(10:03:44 PM) ZombieRaptor: Luvi turns around, he's smiling unusually wide.
(10:03:50 PM) ZombieRaptor: "Evenin Ivan."
(10:03:54 PM) ProcyonLotor: "Now shoo!"
(10:04:07 PM) lurkd: Ivan raises an eyebrow at him. "……."
(10:04:18 PM) Balthazaar: "It doesn't really bother me, to be honest."
(10:04:36 PM) lurkd: "Mr. Harkess."
(10:04:41 PM) ZombieRaptor: Luvi allows himself to be ushered away.
(10:05:05 PM) ZombieRaptor: "So… Harley had a bad day."
(10:05:07 PM) ProcyonLotor: The nurse nods at Ivan, and then goes to attend to Harley's nether regions.
(10:05:15 PM) ZombieRaptor: "He also will never have another child."
(10:06:09 PM) TeslaTornado: Serge nods. "It shouldn't bother me, I've been here long enough. I just… I suppose I expect more of them than I should."
(10:06:29 PM) ProcyonLotor: The nurse rustles. She hates herself, Harley, Luvi, and her goddamn nursing degree.
(10:06:41 PM) lurkd: "Castration?"
(10:07:02 PM) ZombieRaptor: "I kicked him in the balls with my boot… It's close enough Ivan."
(10:07:20 PM) ZombieRaptor: "Laura also twisted his balls earlier… And Monday kicked him earlier as well.."
(10:07:21 PM) lurkd: Ivan scans medical.
(10:08:10 PM) ProcyonLotor: There is a nurse. She is swearing, heavily. There is also a very unhappy Ivan.
(10:08:42 PM) ProcyonLotor: On the nurse's desk, there are lollipops, of various flavors. There's some empty cots, some supplies, etc. Blumen's door is closed, and he's not in.
(10:08:49 PM) ProcyonLotor: *not Ivan, Harley.
(10:09:01 PM) lurkd: "….I assume it was justified?" He exits out into the hallway.
(10:09:01 PM) ZombieRaptor: Luvi is still within her view "you want some booze for your terrible job?"
(10:09:16 PM) Balthazaar: "Well there's your problem. Expecting people to be better."
(10:09:47 PM) TeslaTornado: "Oui, indeed…" Serge sits back in his chair and shakes his head. "It is a bad habit."
(10:09:49 PM) ZombieRaptor: "It was."
(10:10:04 PM) ProcyonLotor: "I'll call the guards, Mr. Harkess. You got quite a repu'tation round here."
(10:10:11 PM) Damn_This_Net_Lost [~PI.BB7E9F93.D5CD8115.B4D82B13|otorP#PI.BB7E9F93.D5CD8115.B4D82B13|otorP] entered the room.
(10:10:29 PM) ZombieRaptor: "You don't want to call the guards ma'am."
(10:10:32 PM) Proto_Lost left the room (quit: Ping timeout: 183 seconds).
(10:10:53 PM) ZombieRaptor: "Do you want to treat several broken guards and myself again?"
(10:10:57 PM) ProcyonLotor: She's pissed, and presses the button for security.
(10:11:23 PM) ProcyonLotor: "Or, thank several guards while I spitefully refuse to patch up bullet holes."
(10:11:23 PM) lurkd: "He does." He continues down the hall. "One of you is getting fired in the near future."
(10:11:32 PM) ProcyonLotor: (Nurse is a lady)
(10:11:34 PM) Balthazaar: "You'll get used to it eventually."
(10:11:39 PM) gumbal1: "Hopefully not me."
(10:11:56 PM) ProcyonLotor: "Yer fine, darlin'." She likes Harlan, he's helpful.
(10:11:59 PM) ZombieRaptor: "You'll be patching up guards with bullet holes… Dont you do it."
(10:12:18 PM) ProcyonLotor: She has already done it. A minute or two ago, in fact.
(10:12:28 PM) lurkd: "Mr. Harkess…. please."
(10:12:38 PM) LemurLord left the room.
(10:12:45 PM) lurkd: *sigh*
(10:12:55 PM) TeslaTornado: "Oui." Serge puts his feet out in front of him and does his best to tune out the sound of Security's booted feet storming down the hallway.
(10:12:58 PM) ProcyonLotor: Guards show up.
(10:13:04 PM) ProcyonLotor: A lot of them.
(10:13:21 PM) lurkd: Ivan moves out of the way.
(10:13:21 PM) ProcyonLotor: These aren't the normal folk either.
(10:13:40 PM) ZombieRaptor: Luvi smiles widely at them "How're you fine gentlemen doing today?"
(10:13:42 PM) Damn_This_Net_Lost is now known as Proto_Lost
(10:13:52 PM) Proto_Lost: Harley's just stretched out on a bed I assume
(10:14:08 PM) ProcyonLotor: "Shut it," growls one of the bigger ones.
(10:14:13 PM) ZombieRaptor: Omega-7?
(10:14:21 PM) gumbal1: Harlan just looks on with a neutral expression.
(10:14:35 PM) lurkd: "Mr. Harkess… dont do anything rash."
(10:14:35 PM) ProcyonLotor: (Nope, site security, the folks from the Administrative wing, not the normal chucklefucks)
(10:14:58 PM) ProcyonLotor: The nurse just points at Harley.
(10:15:05 PM) ProcyonLotor: *Luvi
(10:15:07 PM) ZombieRaptor: (They have riot armour on?)
(10:15:18 PM) lurkd: *puffpuff*
(10:15:20 PM) ProcyonLotor: (riot armor wasn't really a thing, just uniforms)
(10:15:22 PM) ZombieRaptor: "Hey, y'all see that crying man over there
(10:15:24 PM) ZombieRaptor: ?"
(10:15:30 PM) ZombieRaptor: Luvi points to Harley
(10:15:59 PM) ProcyonLotor: "I see an asshole right in front of me. Ugly one, too." Two guards grab your respective arms.
(10:16:18 PM) ProcyonLotor: They take your gun.
(10:16:39 PM) ZombieRaptor: 4df+4 struggle!
(10:16:40 PM) Glacon: ZombieRaptor: struggle!: 7 (4df+4=+, +, 0, +)
(10:16:43 PM) lurkd: "…."
(10:16:44 PM) Balthazaar: "I don't like this place." Albert grumples as he looks out the window
(10:16:49 PM) gumbal1: "…"
(10:16:53 PM) ZombieRaptor: (Don't you have some +10 stat no one is that strong)
(10:17:01 PM) ProcyonLotor: "Now, wanna explain why you're bothering Ms. Lettan here?"
(10:17:17 PM) ProcyonLotor: (well, it's a goddamn squadron of guards)
(10:17:23 PM) ProcyonLotor: 4df+9
(10:17:23 PM) Glacon: ProcyonLotor: 10 (4df+9=0, +, 0, 0)
(10:17:38 PM) lurkd: "Mr. Harkess, you should not resist subjugation or risk being retired to the brig."
(10:17:42 PM) TeslaTornado: "It is as you said, Mister Van der Linde." Serge relaxes a bit more. "You get used to it."
(10:17:56 PM) Proto_Lost: Harley isn't crying at least, though he is groaning loudly. He can hear the guards, and is playing it up to make him look even more of a victim.
(10:18:01 PM) ZombieRaptor: "They're already taking me to the brig goddamnit!"
(10:18:07 PM) ProcyonLotor: The nurse administers some morphine.
(10:18:18 PM) gumbal1: "Maybe you shouldn't be castrating your teamates."
(10:18:21 PM) ProcyonLotor: That they are. Not before a few "accidental" blows though.
(10:18:54 PM) ZombieRaptor: "Let me fucking walk, I don't need to be manhandled"
(10:19:23 PM) lurkd: Ivan has a nuetral face. He eventually saunters off.
(10:19:27 PM) gumbal1: He turns to Ivan. "I love this guy, but damn if he isn't restless."
(10:19:35 PM) Balthazaar: He half laughs. "Too true."
(10:19:48 PM) ZombieRaptor: (Will they let him walk? Just
(10:19:50 PM) ProcyonLotor: They manhandle you harder.
(10:19:54 PM) ZombieRaptor: In the middle of them)
(10:20:00 PM) ProcyonLotor: (They are not falling for that trick)
(10:20:14 PM) ZombieRaptor: "I'll do to you fucks what I did to Harley!"
(10:20:16 PM) TeslaTornado: Serge smiles slightly. "Once you get into the field a few times, it gets easier. To be honest, the waiting can sometimes be worse than whatever is out there."
(10:20:22 PM) ZombieRaptor: 4df+6 STRUGGLLEEE
(10:20:22 PM) Glacon: ZombieRaptor: STRUGGLLEEE: 7 (4df+6=+, -, +, 0)
(10:20:37 PM) gumbal1: Harlan goes to the cafeteria to get a drink.
(10:20:48 PM) Grumfuud is now known as GraemeCracker
(10:21:15 PM) ProcyonLotor: 4df+100 You have pissed off an entire squadron of the most highly trained guards at this facility. Why the hell do you even bother rolling?
(10:21:15 PM) Glacon: ProcyonLotor: You have pissed off an entire squadron of the most highly trained guards at this facility. Why the hell do you even bother rolling?: 99 (4df+100=+, 0, -, -)
(10:21:20 PM) lurkd: Ivan follows Harlan. "A common issue with ex-soldiers. They tend to be unstable."
(10:21:33 PM) ProcyonLotor: One of them just outright punches you.
(10:21:44 PM) GraemeCracker: Murray shoots things in the range, bang bang.
(10:21:45 PM) ZombieRaptor: Luvi spits at him.
(10:21:55 PM) Balthazaar: "I hope you're right, my friend."
(10:22:05 PM) ProcyonLotor: Punch punch punch
(10:22:10 PM) ProcyonLotor: Soon you're spitting blood.
(10:22:16 PM) ZombieRaptor: Ivan and Harlan can probably hear "fuck yoouuuu!" In the distance.
(10:22:26 PM) TeslaTornado: Serge nods. "It really is. You wouldn't believe what I've seen since getting here."
(10:22:36 PM) ZombieRaptor: "You fucks are seriously punching a man with a broken neck?"
(10:22:40 PM) AzraelEridanus [PI.2A355658.74830332.15DC799A|tibbiM#PI.2A355658.74830332.15DC799A|tibbiM] entered the room.
(10:22:49 PM) gumbal1: "From what I heard about Russia, I don't blame them."
(10:22:54 PM) ProcyonLotor: "Not like you haven't been asking for it, fuckwad."
(10:22:55 PM) ProcyonLotor: Punch
(10:22:58 PM) ZombieRaptor: Luvi bites one's arm
(10:23:02 PM) Proto_Lost: Harley can hear the blows, and does his best to not laugh too hard lest they think he's gaming them.
(10:23:05 PM) ZombieRaptor: 4df+6 munch
(10:23:06 PM) Glacon: ZombieRaptor: munch: 5 (4df+6=0, 0, -, 0)
(10:23:33 PM) ProcyonLotor: 4df+6 tough fabric
(10:23:33 PM) Glacon: ProcyonLotor: tough fabric: 7 (4df+6=0, +, +, -)
(10:23:45 PM) ProcyonLotor: He notices, and stomps on your foot.
(10:23:57 PM) ZombieRaptor: 4df+4
(10:23:58 PM) Glacon: ZombieRaptor: 3 (4df+4=0, +, -, -)
(10:24:11 PM) ProcyonLotor: 4df+8 Steel toed boots, you fucking masochist.
(10:24:11 PM) ZombieRaptor: Luvi gasps a bit "fuck you!"
(10:24:12 PM) Glacon: ProcyonLotor: Steel toed boots, you fucking masochist.: 8 (4df+8=-, 0, 0, +)
(10:24:31 PM) ZombieRaptor: 4df+6 FLAIL!
(10:24:32 PM) Glacon: ZombieRaptor: FLAIL!: 6 (4df+6=0, +, 0, -)
(10:24:59 PM) Balthazaar: "Wonderful."
(10:25:22 PM) ProcyonLotor: 4df+20 Beatdown
(10:25:23 PM) Glacon: ProcyonLotor: Beatdown: 22 (4df+20=0, +, +, 0)
(10:25:37 PM) ZombieRaptor: Luvi bites more!
(10:25:40 PM) ZombieRaptor: 4df+6
(10:25:41 PM) Glacon: ZombieRaptor: 4 (4df+6=0, -, 0, -)
(10:25:44 PM) ProcyonLotor: If Luvi had ever wondered what getting fucked felt like, this is a pretty accurate simulation.
(10:26:45 PM) ProcyonLotor: 4df+6 tough fabric
(10:26:45 PM) Glacon: ProcyonLotor: tough fabric: 9 (4df+6=+, 0, +, +)
(10:26:50 PM) ProcyonLotor: STOMP
(10:27:06 PM) Proto_Lost: If Luvi stays quiet, he might hear Harley enjoying himself on the stretcher….man, it was almost as if he enjoyed it and thought getting mashed in the johnson was worth it.
(10:27:25 PM) ZombieRaptor: Luvi is far away at this point
(10:27:29 PM) ProcyonLotor: (get your hand out of your pants harley, you dun got hurt there)
(10:27:34 PM) lurkd: Ivan makes some coffee. "A mere matter of time. Mr. Harkess has been known to be prone to violence."
(10:27:36 PM) ZombieRaptor: They've been walking the entire time.
(10:27:37 PM) TeslaTornado: Serge quietly walks to the medical wing.
(10:27:43 PM) ProcyonLotor: They start moving so that they are no longer in Harley's line of sight.
(10:27:44 PM) LemurLord [ten.nozirev.soif.jnndmc.6ED07E52-CRInys|tibbiM#ten.nozirev.soif.jnndmc.6ED07E52-CRInys|tibbiM] entered the room.
(10:27:58 PM) ProcyonLotor: Luvi, at this point, is sufficiently broken to be hauled off.
(10:28:33 PM) AzraelEridanus left the room (quit: Quit: ajax IRC Client).
(10:28:53 PM) ZombieRaptor: ProcyonLotor, we're gonna do a jailbreak…
(10:28:59 PM) gumbal1: Harlan pours himself some of the cheap wine they found on the second day.
(10:29:07 PM) TeslaTornado: Serge is in Medical.
(10:29:44 PM) Balthazaar: Ooooh
(10:29:48 PM) ZombieRaptor: (ProcyonLotor) what's his cell like?
(10:30:01 PM) ProcyonLotor: They throw you in a cell. Head-first.
(10:30:24 PM) ZombieRaptor: Luvi gets up a bit shakily and spits through the cell at them.
(10:30:26 PM) ProcyonLotor: Secure. It's a precursor to what will eventually become a standard humanoid containment cell, but smaller.
(10:30:46 PM) ZombieRaptor: (Is there a lock)
(10:30:59 PM) gumbal1: Harlan downs the cup
(10:31:01 PM) GraemeCracker: 4df+5 pewpewpew
(10:31:01 PM) Glacon: GraemeCracker: pewpewpew: 4 (4df+5=0, -, -, +)
(10:31:25 PM) lurkd: Ivan makes his way to commons.
(10:31:29 PM) ProcyonLotor: Concrete, standard prison furnishing. Secure iron door, deadlocked from the outside. Only sight is through a hole at the eye level in the door. You cannot reach the lock through it. There are guards at both ends of the outside hall at all times.
(10:32:09 PM) TeslaTornado: Serge looks for Harley in medical.
(10:32:11 PM) gumbal1: Harlan makes his wau there as well.
(10:32:12 PM) Balthazaar: Ivan might see Albert taking a very long drink from his hip flask
(10:33:08 PM) ZombieRaptor: 4df+7
(10:33:08 PM) Glacon: ZombieRaptor: 6 (4df+7=0, -, +, -)
(10:33:14 PM) ProcyonLotor: Serge and Harlan arrive in medical. The nurse greets them.
(10:33:20 PM) ProcyonLotor: 1df-1 You are alone.
(10:33:21 PM) Glacon: ProcyonLotor: You are alone.: -1 (1df-1=0)
(10:33:30 PM) ZombieRaptor: Bleh
(10:33:30 PM) ProcyonLotor: You succeed in stealthing around no one
(10:33:39 PM) ZombieRaptor: (Meant for concealing guns!)
(10:33:41 PM) gumbal1: Harlan must be drunk, because he meant to go to the commons
(10:34:07 PM) ZombieRaptor: Luvi pulls his knife out of his boot and carves in the door *SCREEECCCH*
(10:34:21 PM) ProcyonLotor: A guard appears.
(10:34:36 PM) ZombieRaptor: "Howdy!"
(10:34:40 PM) ZombieRaptor: *SCREECH*
(10:34:48 PM) TeslaTornado: "Nurse." Serge puts on his best apologetic face. It completely fails. He goes back to his normal face.
(10:34:50 PM) lurkd: "Mr. Linde."
(10:35:30 PM) ProcyonLotor: He takes something out of his pocket, and waits for Luvi to look up against him.
(10:35:34 PM) gumbal1: Harlan makes his way to the commons
(10:35:40 PM) ProcyonLotor: 4df+18 Pepper spray.
(10:35:41 PM) Glacon: ProcyonLotor: Pepper spray.: 19 (4df+18=-, 0, +, +)
(10:35:44 PM) ZombieRaptor: Luvi concentrates on his drawing
(10:36:00 PM) ZombieRaptor: Pepper spray hits his forehead, he yells and ducks.
(10:36:28 PM) Jabonicus left the room (quit: Quit: ajax IRC Client).
(10:36:40 PM) ZombieRaptor: He carves a pentagram into the bottom part of the door just cause.
(10:36:48 PM) ProcyonLotor: (Please remember Luvi is already beaten half to death)
(10:36:58 PM) ZombieRaptor: He then reaches up and drops the knife through the little slit .
(10:37:20 PM) ProcyonLotor: Guard grabs it. "Thought so, stupid fuck…"
(10:37:24 PM) ZombieRaptor: He then stands up.
(10:37:24 PM) ProcyonLotor: He returns to his post.
(10:37:27 PM) ZombieRaptor: "Hey!
(10:37:35 PM) ZombieRaptor: "Hey you!"
(10:37:44 PM) ProcyonLotor: "Shut up, this canister's not empty!"
(10:38:08 PM) ZombieRaptor: "I need some water sir, crushing a mans balls makes one thirsty."
(10:38:48 PM) ProcyonLotor: "Time to drink your own piss, then."
(10:39:09 PM) Balthazaar: He nods. "Mr Zahkarov"
(10:39:20 PM) GraemeCracker: Tired of shooting things, Murray saunters over to the commons for relaxation fun times.
(10:39:23 PM) gumbal1: Harlan turns on the TV.
(10:39:28 PM) ZombieRaptor: "I went to the restroom not too long ago!"
(10:39:37 PM) gumbal1: ~My god this day is weird~
(10:39:39 PM) ProcyonLotor: "Then you'll have to wait!"
(10:39:41 PM) lurkd: "/Doctor/ Zakharov…"
(10:39:49 PM) ZombieRaptor: "Wait how long!"
(10:40:09 PM) ProcyonLotor: "How long does it take you to have to piss again?!" The guards are cracking up.
(10:40:35 PM) ZombieRaptor: "I'm a goddamn American damnit! And by that I mean I'm a Wehrmacht sniper that killed many of your friends in the war!"
(10:40:37 PM) Balthazaar: "/Doctor/ Zakharov then. Forgive me."
(10:40:40 PM) TeslaTornado: "Er. I would like to apologize on the behalf of my teammates for their behavior." (To the nurse)
(10:41:06 PM) ProcyonLotor: "It's fine, some men are stupider than others. Apprec'ated, though."
(10:41:08 PM) ProcyonLotor: She smiles.
(10:41:14 PM) ZombieRaptor: "I can't piss damnit, there's nothing left to piss… I already went!"
(10:41:31 PM) ProcyonLotor: A few moments of silence, and then, a whole bunch of boots.
(10:41:42 PM) ZombieRaptor: Luvi moves to the back of the cell.
(10:41:56 PM) ProcyonLotor: "Friends to see you, Mr. Harkess! I'm just buzzing em through!"
(10:41:57 PM) Proto_Lost: He gets up to his elbows, grinning. "Thanks for that ma'am, I was worried he'd just shoot me right here."
(10:42:21 PM) lurkd: He nods and claims an ashtray.
(10:42:22 PM) ProcyonLotor: "Apparently he's being a shit even in the lockup. The morphine workin', hon?"
(10:42:23 PM) ZombieRaptor: Luvi just readies to grab his pistol.
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(10:42:37 PM) ProcyonLotor: The guards throw open the doors, armed.
(10:42:53 PM) ZombieRaptor: "Some fuckin friends!"
(10:42:59 PM) Proto_Lost: "Yeah, it's doing wonders to the jewels…thank God I've got kids already, otherwise I might've shot his ass…what's your name sweetheart?"
(10:43:10 PM) gumbal1: "Lassie again?"
(10:43:21 PM) TeslaTornado: "Harley." Serge looks slightly disapprovingly over at the bedridden detective.
(10:43:21 PM) ProcyonLotor: "Awww, glad to hear you missed us." They approach.
(10:43:30 PM) ProcyonLotor: (The nurse is like 60)
(10:43:35 PM) ZombieRaptor: "Y'all having a nice day?" Luvi smiles, blood on his lips."
(10:43:39 PM) gumbal1: "The clown sure has an esoteric method of mental torture."
(10:43:45 PM) ZombieRaptor: "You need a hug?"
(10:43:56 PM) ProcyonLotor: "Mrs. Lettan."
(10:44:10 PM) ProcyonLotor: "Bout to get a lot better." He cracks his knuckles.
(10:44:27 PM) ProcyonLotor: 4df+20 Holy shit
(10:44:27 PM) Glacon: ProcyonLotor: Holy shit: 21 (4df+20=0, +, 0, 0)
(10:44:29 PM) ZombieRaptor: "How bout some one on one?"
(10:44:32 PM) ProcyonLotor: 4df+20 You are
(10:44:33 PM) Glacon: ProcyonLotor: You are: 23 (4df+20=+, 0, +, +)
(10:44:37 PM) ProcyonLotor: 4df+20 absolutely getting
(10:44:37 PM) Glacon: ProcyonLotor: absolutely getting: 21 (4df+20=-, +, +, 0)
(10:44:46 PM) ProcyonLotor: 4df+20 your motherfucking
(10:44:47 PM) Glacon: ProcyonLotor: your motherfucking: 20 (4df+20=+, 0, 0, -)
(10:44:51 PM) ProcyonLotor: 4df+20 ass kicked
(10:44:51 PM) Glacon: ProcyonLotor: ass kicked: 22 (4df+20=0, 0, +, +)
(10:45:22 PM) ProcyonLotor: Luvi doesn't even get halfway through the sentence until his entire life is punches
(10:45:30 PM) lurkd: Ivan changes the channel to a boxing match.
(10:45:32 PM) ProcyonLotor: Childhood, and into his future
(10:45:34 PM) ProcyonLotor: All punches
(10:45:36 PM) ProcyonLotor: forever
(10:45:40 PM) ZombieRaptor: Luvi readies to get his ass kicked "I'm talking to Fulton after this you fucks…. I'll say hello to your dead frie-"
(10:46:02 PM) ProcyonLotor: One guard knocks out a fucking tooth,
(10:46:03 PM) Proto_Lost: "Well Ms. Lettan, I'd offer you a thank you dinner, but I'm afraid everyone might think I'm raping you or something."
(10:46:09 PM) thedeadlymoose left the room (quit: Ping timeout: 180 seconds).
(10:46:28 PM) ProcyonLotor: Your eyes are swollen shut, and you can barely talk. God knows how many bones are broken, and your neck has been re-fucked.
(10:46:51 PM) ProcyonLotor: Luvi is bleeding from everywhere a man can bleed, and several places that they technically can't.
(10:47:17 PM) ProcyonLotor: She nods, and chuckles. "Kind of ya, but not nec'sary."
(10:47:47 PM) Proto_Lost: He just chuckles…who's still in Medical?
(10:47:53 PM) Balthazaar: Albert watches the boxing, interested in something on tv for pretty much the first time.
(10:48:13 PM) GraemeCracker: Off in the distance, Murray can swear he smells blood.
(10:48:21 PM) Rheumatism [~ten.asudoelcm.pi.A247F0A9-CRInys|neztemuR#ten.asudoelcm.pi.A247F0A9-CRInys|neztemuR] entered the room.
(10:48:39 PM) ProcyonLotor: They leave him, twitching, on the ground.
(10:48:46 PM) ProcyonLotor: The door slams shut behind them.
(10:49:06 PM) ZombieRaptor: Is he still conscious?
(10:49:15 PM) ZombieRaptor: Can he mutter things..
(10:49:31 PM) ProcyonLotor: he's still concious
(10:49:36 PM) ProcyonLotor: unfortunately
(10:50:05 PM) ZombieRaptor: Can he talk to where they can sorta hear him?
(10:50:52 PM) TeslaTornado: "Madame Lettan, may I speak to the patient?"
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(10:51:11 PM) ProcyonLotor: he could probably moan
(10:51:20 PM) ProcyonLotor: The nurse nods.
(10:51:32 PM) ProcyonLotor: "He's on morphine though, might not make the most sense."
(10:51:59 PM) lurkd: "Mr. Harkess is being detained. We should probably visit in the morning."
(10:52:18 PM) Balthazaar: "Why?"
(10:52:19 PM) TeslaTornado: "He rarely does, in my experience." Serge smiles and steps up to the bed. "Sorry about Luvi."
(10:52:34 PM) gumbal1: "Last I saw, he's probably been pummeled by the guards."
(10:52:36 PM) ProcyonLotor: She steps away, but continues watching.
(10:52:48 PM) ZombieRaptor: Luvi moans quietly on the floor.
(10:53:17 PM) ProcyonLotor: "Shut the fuck up in there!"
(10:53:24 PM) Proto_Lost: Harley's up, but he's used to being pumped with the good stuff. You don't get to be a gumshoe without knowing that numbing kiss one too many times. "Right, what's up with our German friend?"
(10:53:53 PM) ihp: Susan walks into the commons.
(10:54:17 PM) TeslaTornado: "Detained. Most likely with impunity." Serge looks slightly concerned for a moment, but it passes.
(10:54:18 PM) ZombieRaptor: Luvi spits out some blood and mutters "fuuuuuck yoouuu, and your couch."
(10:54:19 PM) GraemeCracker: Murray nods to her as she enters, reading the paper nonchalantly.
(10:54:52 PM) ZombieRaptor: "I have….. a right…. To moan……"
(10:54:59 PM) Balthazaar: Albert nods to her and tips an imaginary hat as she enters the room
(10:55:24 PM) ProcyonLotor: The guard opens the door, and walks inside.
(10:55:32 PM) gumbal1: Harlan watches the wrestling match, shocked that there's a channel LAssie isn't on.
(10:55:37 PM) Proto_Lost: "Excellent, you have no idea how hard it is not to laugh and pretend you're hurt."
(10:55:37 PM) ZombieRaptor: Luvi is on the floor, curled up.
(10:55:42 PM) ProcyonLotor: He crouches over you, and grabs your chin roughly in his hand. He turns you to face him.
(10:56:02 PM) ProcyonLotor: He smiles. "Hey, buddy, got a little something for you."
(10:56:04 PM) ZombieRaptor: Luvi involuntarily spits blood in his face.
(10:56:14 PM) ProcyonLotor: He empties the entire remainder of the pepper spray into your face.
(10:56:34 PM) ZombieRaptor: Luvi screams "FUCK YOUR FAMILY"
(10:56:51 PM) ZombieRaptor: Luvi is a loud man, it rings a long way probs.
(10:56:56 PM) ZombieRaptor: "AAGGHHHH"
(10:57:18 PM) lurkd: "Ms. Smith. Your patient has gone awry."
(10:57:19 PM) ihp: Susan hears screaming as she walks by the brig. It sounds familiar. "What's going on in there?"
(10:57:23 PM) ProcyonLotor: He calls out into the hallway when the screaming reaches a low point. "Hey, Mark! I need a few more canisters!"
(10:57:48 PM) TeslaTornado: "I have some small idea of it." Serge smiles faintly. "Harley, you are a good man, but…" He searches for words.
(10:58:03 PM) ZombieRaptor: ~I'm going to shoot him…. Fuck, I'm going to die here anyways… Fuck this man if he tries again~
(10:58:08 PM) ProcyonLotor: Don't worry, Mark hands him a few others.
(10:58:09 PM) ihp: Susan walks up to a guard. "Pardon me, but who do you have detained in there?"
(10:58:17 PM) ZombieRaptor: Luvi readies for his gun.
(10:58:24 PM) Proto_Lost: "I'm affably abrasive and uncultured, I get the point friend."
(10:58:39 PM) ProcyonLotor: "Now." Spray. "Shut." Spray. "The." Spray "Fuck." Spray. "Up."
(10:58:42 PM) TeslaTornado: "No… Not entirely."
(10:58:54 PM) ProcyonLotor: The guard grabs your wrist.
(10:58:56 PM) ZombieRaptor: Luvi screams.
(10:58:59 PM) Proto_Lost: He swings his legs off the bed, still woozy from the painkillers. "God, I need more of this shit."
(10:59:13 PM) TeslaTornado: Serge tilts his head. "There is a nurse for that."
(10:59:20 PM) ProcyonLotor: Susan's guard looks at her. "A Mr. Harkess. He's being problematic, and is under lockdown."
(10:59:48 PM) ihp: "From the screaming, I'd say that /you/ are the ones being problematic. What are you doing, breaking his neck /again/?!"
(11:00:11 PM) Balthazaar: Albert sighs. "Maybe I /should/ have taken the chair…" He looks around the place with disdain.
(11:00:14 PM) Proto_Lost: "Nah, I'll manage. This shit's addictive, and fuck it if I'm adding another vice to my shit."
(11:00:42 PM) ProcyonLotor: "Wouldn't say I'd regret it. He put a member of his team in the infirmary, harassed our nurse, then tried to attack the guards sent to take him away. Then he tried to knife the guard in there."
(11:00:55 PM) ProcyonLotor: The guard shrugs, apologetically. "A bad night."
(11:01:26 PM) ihp: Susan… 'facepalms' would be a good term for the action she does, if it weren't anachronistic. "I'm his psychologist; I should speak with him."
(11:01:58 PM) ProcyonLotor: He holds up a finger. "A moment."
(11:02:14 PM) ProcyonLotor: Mrs. Lettan scoots her morphine a little closer to her.
(11:02:49 PM) ZombieRaptor: Luvi just lays there moaning, a dark crimson puddle of blood beneath himZ
(11:02:51 PM) lurkd left the room (quit: Quit: ajax IRC Client).
(11:02:51 PM) ZombieRaptor: .
(11:02:52 PM) ihp: Susan uncaps her pen while she waits for the guard.
(11:02:58 PM) ProcyonLotor: The guard picks up his radio. "Psychologist for the fuckin' section-8. Demands to be let in." He listens to the yapping from the other side.
(11:03:07 PM) ProcyonLotor: He nods at Susan. "At your own risk."
(11:03:14 PM) gumbal1: Harlan reads the newspaper, figuring that the channel would stay wrestling and not turn back to collies.
(11:04:02 PM) ihp: Susan enters the brig… and swallows as she sees the state that Luvi is in. "Jesus Harold Christ on a bicycle doing backflips what did you do to him?"
(11:04:17 PM) TeslaTornado: Serge shrugs. "I just wanted to suggest that you try to practice a bit more tact around the others. I do not begrudge you for your actions, but others…" He sighs. "Well. You saw what Monsieur Harkess did just now."
(11:04:21 PM) ProcyonLotor: The guard cleared out.
(11:04:22 PM) ZombieRaptor: Luvi doesn't even notice Susan, too much pain.
(11:04:53 PM) ProcyonLotor: Luvi is about in every state of ruin a man can be in and survive. He's bleeding, bruised, there are broken bones and sprains, and bootmarks and missing teeth.
(11:04:54 PM) Proto_Lost: "Yeah yeah, I have a feeling tact's gonna be a thing with me…I fucking hope my kid didn't take after me in that respect."
(11:05:00 PM) ProcyonLotor: You almost vomit.
(11:05:18 PM) ZombieRaptor: (What about his neck ProcyonLotor?)
(11:05:25 PM) ProcyonLotor: (not good.)
(11:05:33 PM) GraemeCracker left the room (quit: Quit: be back.).
(11:05:34 PM) ZombieRaptor: (Broken more?)
(11:05:41 PM) ihp: Susan swallows, and calls to Luvi. "Mr. Harkess?" She calls to the guard. "He needs to be taken to an infirmary immediately!"
(11:05:56 PM) ProcyonLotor: (back to the point of what happened to it)
(11:05:59 PM) TeslaTornado: "A strange thing about children," Serge says. "They always seem to surpass the failings of their parents."
(11:06:01 PM) ZombieRaptor: Luvi does not answer.
(11:06:14 PM) ProcyonLotor: He laughs. "Somebody ask Mrs. Lettan if she'd like to see Luvi again!"
(11:06:43 PM) ProcyonLotor: A few moments.
(11:06:47 PM) ProcyonLotor: "NOPE!"
(11:06:54 PM) ProcyonLotor: More laughing.
(11:07:02 PM) ihp: "…what you have done to this man is borderline criminal. He is an employee of this place, and I will tell the legal department about this if this man is not given medical care immediately."
(11:07:15 PM) ProcyonLotor: "Just fuckin' with ya, she's comin'."
(11:07:33 PM) ihp: Susan sighs, looking through the bars. "Luvi, what the hell did you do…"
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(11:07:47 PM) ZombieRaptor: Luvi mutters about Wambles… And fucking the guards families.
(11:08:02 PM) Proto_Lost: "God, I fucking hope so, I'd rather not find out my kid got mashed in the nuts."
(11:08:18 PM) ihp: Susan grumbles. She's /so/ going to tell Wambles about this. And he will not be happy.
(11:08:29 PM) ProcyonLotor: For that, the guard delays Mrs. Lettan at the door for a few extra moments.
(11:08:45 PM) ZombieRaptor: Luvi continues muttering such phrases
(11:08:51 PM) ZombieRaptor: Many much worse.
(11:08:52 PM) ProcyonLotor: She sighs when she sees him. It's mostly disappointment, but there's some satisfaction in there as well.
(11:09:13 PM) ProcyonLotor: She did, however, "forget" her morphine.
(11:09:59 PM) ihp: Susan frowns at them all. "How dare you. How dare you treat a mentally ill man in such a manner. I will be telling legal about this."
(11:10:17 PM) TeslaTornado: "That will, most likely, happen. Childhood is the time for such things."
(11:10:23 PM) Proto_Lost: Harley watches Luvi get brought in, smirking before waving at Susan. "Hey Susie!"
(11:10:24 PM) ZombieRaptor: (Don't forget crippled, broken neck see)
(11:10:49 PM) ihp: sneak check to dose Luvi with sweet goodness?
(11:11:02 PM) ProcyonLotor: Guard laughs. "He attacked the guards, sweetheart! Got witnesses and everything! We were allowed to use anything" A snicker "Up to and including lethal force, to subdue him!"
(11:11:03 PM) Proto_Lost: (Redact then)
(11:11:05 PM) ProcyonLotor: Go for it.
(11:11:30 PM) ihp: 4df+8 tagging op Sec for injection! Happiness is a warm needle!
(11:11:31 PM) Glacon: ihp: tagging op Sec for injection! Happiness is a warm needle!: 5 (4df+8=-, -, 0, -)
(11:11:35 PM) TeslaTornado: Serge stares at him, dumbfounded. "Mon dieu."
(11:11:35 PM) ZombieRaptor: If Susan puts a hand on his back she can probably feel a gun there.
(11:11:52 PM) ProcyonLotor: 4df Nobody's paying much attention.
(11:11:53 PM) Glacon: ProcyonLotor: Nobody's paying much attention.: -1 (4df=-, -, 0, +)
(11:12:04 PM) ProcyonLotor: You inject him. Nobody notices.
(11:12:17 PM) ZombieRaptor: Luvi giggles.
(11:12:35 PM) ZombieRaptor: His pupils are wide as fuck.
(11:13:36 PM) ProcyonLotor: Mrs. Lettan and a few other nurses patch him up to the degree they are able, then cuff him- arms and legs- to a cot.
(11:13:55 PM) ihp: "He is mentally ill, and crippled. Look at him!" He points to the dilated pupils. "I don't care if it's 'up to and including lethal force'. If this man dies because of his injuries, even if legal will do nothing about it…"
(11:14:02 PM) Proto_Lost: "Oh man, those guys did a number on you Kraut."
(11:14:06 PM) ProcyonLotor: He's wounded. Badly, but he'll live.
(11:14:11 PM) ZombieRaptor: He mutters a little song about fucking the guard's families…
(11:14:21 PM) ihp: 4df+6 (intimidation) "I will bring my wrath upon you in ways you did not know were possible."
(11:14:22 PM) Glacon: ihp: (intimidation) "I will bring my wrath upon you in ways you did not know were possible.": 7 (4df+6=+, +, -, 0)
(11:14:25 PM) TeslaTornado: Serge's eye tics when he hears "Kraut".
(11:14:40 PM) Rheumatism left the room (quit: Ping timeout: 180 seconds).
(11:14:41 PM) ZombieRaptor: Luvi isn't in there yet!
(11:14:48 PM) ProcyonLotor: 4df+20 One does not merely roll intimidate against a squadron of guards (and a nurse)
(11:14:48 PM) Glacon: ProcyonLotor: One does not merely roll intimidate against a squadron of guards (and a nurse): 20 (4df+20=+, +, -, -)
(11:20:48 PM) Proto_Lost: He decides to go to sleep for now, no point in staying up to look at a half-dead man.
(11:20:58 PM) ZombieRaptor: (So, when is he gonna get to medical coony?)
(11:21:22 PM) ProcyonLotor: (He's been in medical.)
(11:22:19 PM) TeslaTornado: Serge just goes the fuck to sleep.

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