Let's Kill Hitler!

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Jun 22 20:38:59 <ihp> Jacob reports out front, holding a briefcase.
Jun 22 20:39:13 <ShotgunFiend> Matt appears, armed as usual.
Jun 22 20:39:14 <Roget> The Administrator is smoking a cigarette by the front of the site. He looks anxious.
Jun 22 20:39:22 <Balthazaar> Emily joins him shortly after.
Jun 22 20:39:49 <Daedalus> Billy arrives behind Jacob, reloading his shotgun. "Ello mates."
Jun 22 20:39:58 * Beaker (ten.tsacmoc.tc.1dsh.1F295392-CRInys|tibbiM#ten.tsacmoc.tc.1dsh.1F295392-CRInys|tibbiM) has joined
Jun 22 20:40:11 <ihp> ~The Admin's here to greet us. That's never a good thing."
Jun 22 20:40:13 <ihp> ~ *
Jun 22 20:40:22 <Balthazaar> "Hi Billy…"
Jun 22 20:40:36 <ShotgunFiend> Matt looks over at Emily.
Jun 22 20:40:54 <Beaker> Ryan jogs up
Jun 22 20:41:01 <Daedalus> "Ello Em." Billy looks over to the Admin, "What're we after this time, chief?"
Jun 22 20:41:31 <Roget> "So, I have an, uh, unusual mission for you all. I'm sure you're all aware of, uh, one of our agents… fates, at the hands of a defector… organization, for lack of a better word."
Jun 22 20:42:03 <Balthazaar> Emily blinks, pales, and rests her hand on her pistolgrip
Jun 22 20:42:21 <ShotgunFiend> Matt crosses his arms.
Jun 22 20:42:35 <Roget> "We've learned where, for a few more hours, top, uh, leaders of this organization will be. It would… be in our interest to take them in."
Jun 22 20:42:49 <Roget> "I know, this is outside our normal charter, and, uh, if you wish to opt out, you may."
Jun 22 20:43:15 <ihp> "…if this is about what I think it is, count me in."
Jun 22 20:43:26 <Balthazaar> "I'm going."
Jun 22 20:43:42 <Beaker> "I have no idea what's going on but I'm in"
Jun 22 20:43:59 <Roget> "We need Bowe, their apparent leader, removed, one way, or, uh, the other."
Jun 22 20:44:03 <ihp> "Working out grief through violence. I like your style, Mrs. Harrison."
Jun 22 20:44:04 <Daedalus> "If we're shootin' some turncoats, count me in."
Jun 22 20:44:46 <Beaker> Ryan nods
Jun 22 20:45:14 <Roget> "We've, uh, got a small plane chartered, about a mile away. Not through our, uh, deal with the, erm, air force. Private."
Jun 22 20:45:25 <ihp> "…how are we meant to 'remove' Bowe?"
Jun 22 20:45:40 <ihp> "Mr. Harrison shot him square in the forehead. He was /staggered/."
Jun 22 20:45:56 <Balthazaar> "We can try fire then."
Jun 22 20:46:09 <ihp> Jacob smirks. "I have three molotovs with his name on them."
Jun 22 20:46:11 <Beaker> Ryan smiles
Jun 22 20:46:19 <Daedalus> "We empty a clip into the fucker, and if that don't work, we drop a bloody bomb on him."
Jun 22 20:46:29 <Roget> "I'm, uh, sure that removing Bowe creatively will not be an, uh, issue."
Jun 22 20:46:30 <Beaker> "I've been working on something"
Jun 22 20:47:06 <Balthazaar> "We can try fire, drowning, dismemberment… We can lock the cunt in containment…" Emily's given this a lot of thought.
Jun 22 20:47:23 <ihp> "…we can tear off his head with my teeth."
Jun 22 20:47:36 <ihp> "And then burn his remains."
Jun 22 20:47:38 <ShotgunFiend> Matt sighs.
Jun 22 20:47:39 <Beaker> "Greek fire and napalm"
Jun 22 20:48:03 <Roget> "Your jeep is waiting. You can, uh, figure it out on the way. Be careful. There will be… a security presence."
Jun 22 20:48:08 <Daedalus> "And when we're done, we take the ashes and stab 'em, just ta be sure." Billy chuckles.
Jun 22 20:48:09 <ihp> Jacob shakes his head. "How we do it is irrelevant. We will end Bowe."
Jun 22 20:48:10 <Roget> He nervously lights another cigarette
Jun 22 20:48:19 <ihp> Jacob heads to the jeep. "Let's go."
Jun 22 20:48:40 <Balthazaar> Emily nods and heads for the jeep
Jun 22 20:48:50 <Beaker> "Passenger seat!"
Jun 22 20:48:52 <Roget> There's a driver in the jeep, waiting for them.
Jun 22 20:49:10 <Daedalus> Billy follows suit, "Kill Bowe. This mission sounds a bit simple, don't it?" He boards the back of the jeep.
Jun 22 20:49:14 <Beaker> Ryan hops in
Jun 22 20:49:20 <ihp> "It's /never/ simple."
Jun 22 20:49:21 <Balthazaar> Emily waits for someone to be a gentleman and open the door for her
Jun 22 20:49:33 <Beaker> Ryan does
Jun 22 20:49:47 <Daedalus> Billy would, but Ryan did before him.
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Jun 22 20:50:11 <Balthazaar> Emily climbs in. "Thank you dear." And sits
Jun 22 20:50:11 <Daedalus> He reloads his shotgun with solid slugs.
Jun 22 20:50:23 <ihp> Jacob taps his glasses and frowns. "Well. Where do you suppose this is?"
Jun 22 20:50:28 <ihp> Jacob sighs. "Should have asked…"
Jun 22 20:51:12 <Daedalus> Billy leans out the window to see if the Admin's still there.
Jun 22 20:51:17 <TeslaTornado> Kevin has been standing in the briefing room the whole time, listening diligently. It's at this point that he makes himself known by climbing into the jeep.
Jun 22 20:51:48 <ihp> "…Mr. Winsthrop. How goes it?"
Jun 22 20:51:54 <Roget> Once everyone is in, the jeep rumbles to a start, towards a field that's big enough to be a makeshift runway.
Jun 22 20:52:07 <Daedalus> "Ello Kevin…"
Jun 22 20:52:09 <Beaker> Ryan loads his gun with strange bullets.
Jun 22 20:52:48 <Balthazaar> Emily looks to Kevin. "Kevin… I know we on't get along anymore… And I'm not ready to forgive you… But I want to tell you I am sorry for saying those mean things."
Jun 22 20:53:00 <TeslaTornado> Kevin grunts in response. The crew will notice he has at least four pistols on his person, along with his sword, sheathed.
Jun 22 20:53:04 * You are now known as RogetGMs
Jun 22 20:53:09 <TeslaTornado> The grunt is a general response to all those in the jeep.
Jun 22 20:53:56 <Beaker> Ryan pulls out a Kabar knife and puts it on his calf
Jun 22 20:54:14 <ihp> "…well. This is going to be interesting."
Jun 22 20:54:30 <Daedalus> "Okay then…" Billy frowns a bit, "I got Cubans waitin' for us when we get back from killin Bowe. Anyone who feels like havin' a puff, feel free ta join me."
Jun 22 20:55:06 <RogetGMs> Through the trees, you can see a plane sitting in a field, a small one, painted red with engines revving and ready to go as soon as they get on board.
Jun 22 20:55:23 <Balthazaar> Emily checks all three of her guns to be sure they're loaded. She's got her brothers M1911, Serges revlver, and her fathers only remaining revolver, with the latter in her purse
Jun 22 20:55:49 <Beaker> Ryan passes the bullets he was putting in his pistol to Kevin. "Want some? Incendiary and explosive tipped."
Jun 22 20:56:13 <TeslaTornado> "I have my own." Kevin performs checks on his armory.
Jun 22 20:56:15 <ihp> "…right. Let's do this." Jacob checks his pistol, a 9mm, as well as a small crossbow. He's also got all the amenities from his fairy-killing kit with him.
Jun 22 20:56:38 <Beaker> Ryan smiles and takes a big drag off his cig
Jun 22 20:56:50 <ihp> "…I would appreciate that, unless it's absolutely necessary, I not change during the course of this." Jacob frowns. "In fact… I changed last time. So they may very well have silver." Nervous Jacob is nervous now.
Jun 22 20:56:57 <TeslaTornado> Two Browning Hi-Powers, two Colt Pythons, a Winchester M1887 and his weird sword-pistol hybrid, along with a satchel of ammunition.
Jun 22 20:57:13 <RogetGMs> The jeep crunches the dirt as it pulls up to the plan. "Alright, so, you lot ready to get off here, and do what ye gotta do?"
Jun 22 20:57:25 <Balthazaar> Emily nods
Jun 22 20:57:50 <TeslaTornado> Kevin holsters his gear and nods in response before disembarking and boarding the plane.
Jun 22 20:57:57 <ihp> Jacob gets out of the van and strides over to the plane, embarking on it. "They have a plane. We have guns. What the hell. Let's kill Hitler."
Jun 22 20:57:59 <Beaker> Ryan ensures the pins on his greek fire grenades are secured with duct tape
Jun 22 20:58:31 <Daedalus> Billy looks at Emily's and Kevin's guns and chuckles. He's only carrying his Double-Barreled shotgun, Webley Revolver, combat knife, and axe. He's also got a bottle of scotch on him, in case he needs to make a molotov, and a singe grenade.
Jun 22 20:58:54 <Balthazaar> Emily takes someones hand to help her out of the car and disembarks
Jun 22 20:59:04 <Daedalus> He boards the plane and pats Jacob on the back, "You got that right, wolfie."
Jun 22 20:59:10 <Nemi> There's totally a Lis there. What a strange chance! She's also got herself a set of electrodes taped to her forearms and leading to something in her coat. She looks perky again, as opposed to her dazed unconscious state of the last several.. weeks. "Hullo!"
Jun 22 20:59:19 <Beaker> Ryan gets in
Jun 22 20:59:32 <ihp> "…stop looking at those guns like they're pornography and get onboard."
Jun 22 20:59:51 <Balthazaar> Emily gets in and sits quietly
Jun 22 20:59:59 <Beaker> Ryan smiles and sits down
Jun 22 21:00:01 <Daedalus> "They might as well be, Jake, they might as well be." He grins wide and takes a seat near Emily.
Jun 22 21:00:06 <Nemi> She has a pistol o' some kind! And a coat, despite the warmth of the June evening. "So! Who's ready to KILL HITLER?"
Jun 22 21:00:34 <RogetGMs> Once everyone is seated, or at least on board the plane, it takes off, the door folding in as they take to the air. It's a slow takeoff, and one that seems to be done as a rush job. Which, of course, it is.
Jun 22 21:00:50 <Nemi> Naturally.
Jun 22 21:00:54 <ihp> Jacob looks at Lis. "…metaphorically, I hope. If I go through time /again/, I think I might have a blood vessel burst in my brain."
Jun 22 21:01:08 <Nemi> "Ja, was metaphor." She grins broadly.
Jun 22 21:01:10 <ihp> "Where is Bowe located, anyway?"
Jun 22 21:01:22 <Daedalus> "Ask the pilot…"
Jun 22 21:01:29 <ihp> "A fortress? A remote ship off the coast of the USA? Russia?"
Jun 22 21:01:29 <Balthazaar> Emily doesn't speak the whole trip. She sharpens her pocket knife and checks all her safetys are off multiple times.
Jun 22 21:01:50 <TeslaTornado> The jocundity and lightheartedness of the goings-on is completely lost on Kevin. He takes a seat within the aircraft situated near the exit and waits.
Jun 22 21:02:27 <Daedalus> Billy checks his equipment, "Maybe, if we're lucky, he's in a bunker surrounded by the Red and the Yanks and he'll just off himself."
Jun 22 21:02:59 <Nemi> Lis seems inexplicably energetic and .. positive tonight. She seems pumped and ready. She was like this during the original Insurgency evacuation, to an extent. Seems she's at her best when she thinks she's going to deal with people.
Jun 22 21:03:44 <RogetGMs> «Attention passengers, we will be getting to jump levels in around seven minutes. Please take this time to check your chutes, and make sure everything is in order. You will be dropping over the insurgent bunker, which is a large complex, but we belive your target to be on the third level down. Good luck, and happy hunting.»
Jun 22 21:03:57 <ihp> Jacob looks at Kevin, and elects to sit next to him. "…Mr. Winsthrop. I realize we might not be taking the correct tone for a situation like this, but… I do sincerely hope you can help in this endeavor." Jacob blinks. "Jumping. You're kidding."
Jun 22 21:03:59 <Balthazaar> Emily's just cold. ~Clear your mind, exhale slowly, squeeze the trigger…~
Jun 22 21:04:08 <Beaker> Ryan hooks to the static line
Jun 22 21:04:14 <ihp> "…well. Shit. Looks like we're using parachutes again."
Jun 22 21:04:19 <Daedalus> Billy's eyes go wide, "You've got to be /fucking/ kidding me."
Jun 22 21:04:22 <Nemi> Lis ponders. "Bunker, huh? Wonder if it's one of those shore defense bunkers from the War. Don't think they'd have time to do that kinda construction.. Oh. Parachutes."
Jun 22 21:04:28 <Nemi> "Um. I'm not .. trained for that."
Jun 22 21:04:33 <TeslaTornado> This isn't Kevin's first jump. He begins performing checks on his parachute in an almost mechanical way.
Jun 22 21:04:33 <RogetGMs> There are six parachutes on the wall!
Jun 22 21:04:44 <Daedalus> "I joined the Navy for a fucking reason…"
Jun 22 21:04:44 <Beaker> Ryan straps his on
Jun 22 21:04:52 <Balthazaar> "Wait what? No. NO Uh-uh."
Jun 22 21:04:53 <ihp> Jacob looks at the parachute, and counts around. Kevin, Billy, Ryan, Lis, Emily, Himself…
Jun 22 21:04:59 <ihp> "Huh. We actually have enough for once."
Jun 22 21:05:23 <Beaker> "Seriously?"
Jun 22 21:05:26 <ihp> Jacob takes up a parachute and straps it on his back, swallowing softly. "…If it's all the same, I'd like to jump with someone else."
Jun 22 21:05:44 <Daedalus> "There's gotta be another way ta go down…" Billy looks to Jacob, "I'll go wit' ya.
Jun 22 21:05:46 <Daedalus> "
Jun 22 21:05:54 <Balthazaar> "Jacob, you can jump with me… Keep me safe…"
Jun 22 21:06:10 <Balthazaar> Emily straps on her own pack
Jun 22 21:06:11 <TeslaTornado> ~We're going to perform an aerial insertion as a six-man team, and only one of us knows how to make an aerial insertion.~
Jun 22 21:06:19 <Nemi> * Lis, untrained in jumping, opts to stay aboard the plane rather than jump.
Jun 22 21:06:19 <TeslaTornado> ~Who /plans/ these things.~
Jun 22 21:06:40 <ihp> He puts his glasses in his pocket and sighs. "…right. I'll… go with Mrs. Harisson." Jacob goes over to her, and looks at Kevin. "You fought in the war, didn't you? How do you do this?"
Jun 22 21:07:10 <TeslaTornado> Kevin checks his parachute. Is there an altimeter on it?
Jun 22 21:07:16 <TeslaTornado> Failing that, are altimeters provided?
Jun 22 21:07:42 <Beaker> "Anybody need to jump with me?"
Jun 22 21:07:47 <Daedalus> ~Heh, insertion.~ Billy chuckles internally and retrieves a parachhute, ~Okay… do I pull this one? Or this one?~ He thinks as he looks at the cords
Jun 22 21:08:03 <Beaker> "Right hand side"
Jun 22 21:08:11 <RogetGMs> «We are approaching the drop point, please prepare your chutes. The back of the plane will open momentarily»
Jun 22 21:08:34 <Beaker> Ryan walks back
Jun 22 21:08:37 <ihp> Jacob goes over to the back of the plane, looking at Emily. "…well. Here goes everything."
Jun 22 21:08:42 <TeslaTornado> Kevin goes over the chutes again. He suits up and walks to the back of the plane.
Jun 22 21:08:50 <ihp> "If I scream… don't tell anyone."
Jun 22 21:08:52 <Balthazaar> Emily crushes Jacobs hand
Jun 22 21:08:54 <TeslaTornado> "You'll jump when the light turns green."
Jun 22 21:09:03 <Balthazaar> "They won't hear you over me…"
Jun 22 21:09:04 <Nemi> Lis waves. "Good luck, everyone!"
Jun 22 21:09:08 <Beaker> Ryan Faces towards the front of the plane
Jun 22 21:09:14 <Daedalus> ~OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK.~ Billy thinks, "Fuck…" He says as he follows behind Kevin, "When do I pull the cord?"
Jun 22 21:09:14 <TeslaTornado> "Keep your arms and legs spread."
Jun 22 21:09:22 <RogetGMs> The door begins to creak open, and the wind swooshes into the cabin.
Jun 22 21:09:38 <Beaker> Ryan was braced for this
Jun 22 21:09:50 <Balthazaar> ~My hair…~
Jun 22 21:09:53 <TeslaTornado> Kevin points to the altimeter that I assume is affixed to each chute. "When the needle falls into the green area, pull the rip cord." The wind buffets him, but he doesn't fall or stagger.
Jun 22 21:09:55 <ihp> Jacob squints his eyes against the wind. "It's times like this I wish I had invested in goggles!" he calls out, looking at Emily. "Ready?"
Jun 22 21:10:09 <Balthazaar> Emily nods
Jun 22 21:10:17 <Beaker> Ryan looks at the light
Jun 22 21:10:23 <TeslaTornado> Kevin watches the light.
Jun 22 21:10:26 <RogetGMs> It fully drops open with a *clunk*, letting a crazy air current swoosh into the cabin. «Now's a good time to drop!»
Jun 22 21:10:35 <Daedalus> Billy packs his shotgun into his holster and secures his equipment. "What?"
Jun 22 21:10:56 <TeslaTornado> Kevin grabs Billy's lapels and drags him down to his height. "NEEDLE. GREEN DIAL. PULL THE RIGHT HAND CORD."
Jun 22 21:10:58 <ihp> Jacob looks at Emily, and when she's ready, jumps, going spread-eagled and screaming.
Jun 22 21:10:58 <Beaker> Ryan falls backward out of the plane watching the rest as he free falls
Jun 22 21:11:00 <ihp> And sceraming.
Jun 22 21:11:01 <ihp> And screaming.
Jun 22 21:11:16 <TeslaTornado> Then he's out.
Jun 22 21:11:17 <Balthazaar> Emily jumps with Jacob the second the man says it's okay
Jun 22 21:11:24 <Balthazaar> Get it over and done with
Jun 22 21:11:27 <ihp> Jacob screams and screams and screams and screams.
Jun 22 21:11:36 <Beaker> Ryan glides to Jacob
Jun 22 21:11:58 <Balthazaar> She screams loudly, before her screaming becomes gales of delighted laughter and whooping. "We're flying!"
Jun 22 21:12:01 <ihp> Jacob opens one eye to look at the ground, and then immediately shuts it as the wind stings it. ~Goggles. I need goggles!~
Jun 22 21:12:19 <Daedalus> "GREEN! CORD! RIGHT!" Billy says as he sees the green light and immediately pulls his cord, dragging him forcefully out of the plane.
Jun 22 21:12:30 <TeslaTornado> ~Fuck~
Jun 22 21:12:36 <Beaker> "RIGHT CORD!NOW!" Ryan yells to Jacob
Jun 22 21:12:57 <ihp> Jacob pulls on the cord as hard as he can.
Jun 22 21:13:15 <TeslaTornado> Kevin adjusts his feefall direction, trying to stagger everyone's position so he doesn't end up smacking into one of the other operatives when they pull their cord.
Jun 22 21:13:18 <Balthazaar> Emily pulls the cord at the same time as Jacob
Jun 22 21:13:29 <Beaker> Ryan tugs on his cord
Jun 22 21:13:49 <Daedalus> "GAHFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFCUFuckfuck- fuck? oh… this ain't so bad…" Billy thinks as he floats gently down.
Jun 22 21:13:50 <TeslaTornado> Kevin, successfully having staggered his own drop position, tears his own cord.
Jun 22 21:14:56 <Beaker> Ryan lands at a slight jog but trips on a rock and falls slowly cushioned by the chute
Jun 22 21:15:06 <ihp> Jacob stops screaming, and looks down at the ground as he pulls his cord.
Jun 22 21:15:24 <RogetGMs> There's some lights below them, probably part of the bunker thing they were told about.
Jun 22 21:15:59 <TeslaTornado> Kevin aims away from those lights, trying to avoid spotters. He distinctly recalls an occasion where he had to insert in a veritable hailstorm of flak.
Jun 22 21:16:01 <Balthazaar> Emily laughs and squeals in delight at the parachuting, but stops when she sees the lights
Jun 22 21:16:40 <Daedalus> "KEV! EM!" Billy shouts, "WHERE DO WE LAND?!"
Jun 22 21:16:41 <Beaker> Ryan looks around for the others
Jun 22 21:16:44 <RogetGMs> They don't seem to be moving, they're sort of just sitting there. Some of them look to have something on the lens on the ground.
Jun 22 21:17:04 <ihp> Jacob goes wherever Kevin is going, and hopefully, lands by him. "Go to wherever Kevin is going!"
Jun 22 21:17:22 <Daedalus> "HOW THE FUCK DO I STEER THIS THING?"
Jun 22 21:18:03 <TeslaTornado> Kevin lets out a quiet sigh as he guides himself away from the lights and towards a clear landing area.
Jun 22 21:18:17 <TeslaTornado> 4df+4 (Perc) Scouting for a landing area
Jun 22 21:18:18 <Glacon> TeslaTornado: (Perc) Scouting for a landing area: 3 (4df+4=0, 0, 0, -)
Jun 22 21:18:29 <Beaker> Ryan sits at the edge of the clearing
Jun 22 21:18:36 <RogetGMs> There's a spot on the ground that looks less completely covered by trees than the rest
Jun 22 21:18:44 <TeslaTornado> 4df+4 (Wards) Also feeling for any defensive wards in the general vicinity of the landing site
Jun 22 21:18:45 <Glacon> TeslaTornado: (Wards) Also feeling for any defensive wards in the general vicinity of the landing site: 4 (4df+4=0, 0, 0, 0)
Jun 22 21:18:55 <Balthazaar> Emily glides after Kevin
Jun 22 21:19:26 <Beaker> 4df+2 Ryan looks for the others
Jun 22 21:19:26 <Glacon> Beaker: Ryan looks for the others: 3 (4df+2=+, 0, -, +)
Jun 22 21:19:39 <ihp> Jacob stays close to Emily as he glides after her.
Jun 22 21:19:47 <Beaker> Ryan sees an orb of a parachute
Jun 22 21:19:52 <Daedalus> Billy, haphazardly glides towards Kevin.
Jun 22 21:20:32 <RogetGMs> Everyone more or less lands in the less tree-prone spot.
Jun 22 21:20:35 <RogetGMs> 1d5
Jun 22 21:20:35 <Glacon> RogetGMs: 5 (1d5=5)
Jun 22 21:20:36 <RogetGMs> 1d5
Jun 22 21:20:36 <Glacon> RogetGMs: 3 (1d5=3)
Jun 22 21:20:53 <RogetGMs> Emily and Will get stuck in trees.
Jun 22 21:21:00 <ihp> (Will?)
Jun 22 21:21:08 <TeslaTornado> (Billy?)
Jun 22 21:21:38 <ihp> (Oh.)
Jun 22 21:21:46 <Balthazaar> Emily goes :|
Jun 22 21:21:54 <ihp> Jacob lands, and gets rid of his chute, looking around for Emily.
Jun 22 21:21:59 <Beaker> Ryan runs to the crashing sound
Jun 22 21:22:00 <Balthazaar> She looks down. How high up is she?
Jun 22 21:22:03 <RogetGMs> (I was gonig by the sheet)
Jun 22 21:22:04 <TeslaTornado> Kevin hits the ground and ditches his chute immediately, packing it into his backpack.
Jun 22 21:22:07 <RogetGMs> about ten feet from the ground
Jun 22 21:22:16 <Daedalus> Billy goes :I and pulls out his knife.
Jun 22 21:22:36 <Beaker> "Hold up, ill pad the landing."
Jun 22 21:22:38 <ihp> Jacob stares up at Emily, and stands under her. "Can you slip out of it? I'll try to catch you!" He tries not to look up, if she's wearing a dress.
Jun 22 21:22:45 <Daedalus> Melee to cut himself down?
Jun 22 21:22:52 <Balthazaar> "Mmmm…" She's totally wearing a dress
Jun 22 21:22:54 <Beaker> 4df+4
Jun 22 21:22:54 <Glacon> Beaker: 4 (4df+4=-, 0, +, 0)
Jun 22 21:23:03 <Balthazaar> "Promise you'll catch me?"
Jun 22 21:23:06 <ihp> "I will!"
Jun 22 21:23:07 <Beaker> Ryan makes a pile of leaves for them.
Jun 22 21:23:21 <ihp> He holds out his arms under where he thinks she's going to land.
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Jun 22 21:23:37 <Daedalus> 4df+5 Billy cuts the cords to his parachute.
Jun 22 21:23:38 <Glacon> Daedalus: Billy cuts the cords to his parachute.: 2 (4df+5=-, 0, -, -)
Jun 22 21:23:42 <Balthazaar> Emily slips out of the parachute
Jun 22 21:23:44 <Beaker> "Aim for the leaf pile!"
Jun 22 21:24:25 <TeslaTornado> Kevin performs weapons checks and tries to get his bearings.
Jun 22 21:24:45 <RogetGMs> Billy cuts it real good!
Jun 22 21:24:56 <ihp> What do I roll to catch Emily?
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Jun 22 21:25:34 <RogetGMs> agility
Jun 22 21:26:36 <Daedalus> Billy falls to the ground and throws the pack off of his back. He resheathes his knife and pulls out his shotgun. "Where's Kev?"
Jun 22 21:26:49 <ihp> 4df+3 agility!
Jun 22 21:26:49 <Glacon> ihp: agility!: 4 (4df+3=+, -, 0, +)
Jun 22 21:27:23 <TeslaTornado> Kevin is, conveniently, standing right next to Billy.
Jun 22 21:27:36 <TeslaTornado> "Keep your voice down, there might be patrols."
Jun 22 21:29:02 <RogetGMs> He totally catches her!
Jun 22 21:29:04 <Daedalus> Billy nods.
Jun 22 21:29:40 <Beaker> Ryan gold claps
Jun 22 21:29:45 <Beaker> golf**
Jun 22 21:30:29 <Balthazaar> "Thank you Jacob…" She speaks in a quiet voice so as to not give away their position
Jun 22 21:30:35 <RogetGMs> You can hear gunfire in the distance, coming from the bunker. Doesn't sound like its aimed at you… sounds like it came from inside the bunker. Academics for anyone with firearms knowledge to know what kind of gun it was.
Jun 22 21:31:06 <TeslaTornado> 4df+4 (Academics) Add 5 if Ungentlemanly Warfare could apply
Jun 22 21:31:06 <Glacon> TeslaTornado: (Academics) Add 5 if Ungentlemanly Warfare could apply: 4 (4df+4=0, 0, -, +)
Jun 22 21:31:15 <Daedalus> "Gunfire. Might be we're not the only one's here?" Billy whispers to Kevin.
Jun 22 21:31:19 <ihp> Jacob lets Emily down and blinks. "…gunfire?" Jacob crouches, practically getting on all fours so he's hidden.
Jun 22 21:31:28 <ihp> "…maybe they lost control of 106?"
Jun 22 21:31:31 <Beaker> Ryan looks up at the sky
Jun 22 21:31:33 <Balthazaar> Emily draws her M1911
Jun 22 21:31:38 <ihp> Jacob takes out his lighter and flicks it. Does it light?
Jun 22 21:31:44 <Balthazaar> Pointed at the sky
Jun 22 21:31:44 <Beaker> Ryan pulls out a grenade
Jun 22 21:31:49 <RogetGMs> Sounds like rifle fire. Maybe a Federov Avtomat, something Soviet made.
Jun 22 21:31:54 <RogetGMs> Jacob, it lights like a champ.
Jun 22 21:32:07 <ihp> "…okay." Jacob pockets it and draws his crossbow. Better to be silent.
Jun 22 21:32:28 <TeslaTornado> "Rifles. Soviet." Kevin says this in a low voice, crouching and slowly drawing his shotgun.
Jun 22 21:32:44 <RogetGMs> The entrance to the bunker is about 40 meters away.
Jun 22 21:33:03 <Daedalus> "We're dealin' wit' Reds?"
Jun 22 21:33:05 <ihp> "Soviet? So, what, we're dealing with the Reds, too?" Jacob sniffs at the air. What does he smell?
Jun 22 21:33:07 <ihp> 4df+7 perception.
Jun 22 21:33:08 <Glacon> ihp: perception.: 8 (4df+7=+, 0, 0, 0)
Jun 22 21:33:22 <Daedalus> 4df+9 Billy scans the entrance
Jun 22 21:33:22 <Glacon> Daedalus: Billy scans the entrance: 11 (4df+9=+, 0, +, 0)
Jun 22 21:33:25 <TeslaTornado> "Potentially, or anyone with access to the black market."
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Jun 22 21:33:45 <TeslaTornado> 4df+4 (perception) Checking the entrance for surveillance, guards, security countermeasure
Jun 22 21:33:45 <Glacon> TeslaTornado: (perception) Checking the entrance for surveillance, guards, security countermeasure: 2 (4df+4=0, -, -, 0)
Jun 22 21:34:01 <RogetGMs> Jacob, you smell a lot of powder residue.
Jun 22 21:34:02 <TeslaTornado> 4df+4 (Wards) Checking for defensive wards, spells, golems, etc.
Jun 22 21:34:03 <Glacon> TeslaTornado: (Wards) Checking for defensive wards, spells, golems, etc.: 3 (4df+4=-, -, 0, +)
Jun 22 21:34:15 <ihp> "…that's a lot of gunpowder. This firefight must've been going on for a while."
Jun 22 21:34:18 <RogetGMs> There are dead guards by the entrance, with bullet wounds in the chest.
Jun 22 21:34:24 <RogetGMs> They look quite dead.
Jun 22 21:34:40 <ihp> "…looks like we're not the first to get here." Jacob looks at the group. "We ready?"
Jun 22 21:34:43 <RogetGMs> No spells detected. But the air is sort of weird, inside the bunker.
Jun 22 21:34:46 <Daedalus> "Shit… someone got here before us." Billy says in his normal voice.
Jun 22 21:34:55 <Beaker> Ryan pulls out a geiger counter
Jun 22 21:35:15 <RogetGMs> Ryan, it's not clicking, but it's making weird gurgling noises.
Jun 22 21:35:16 <TeslaTornado> Kevin checks the corpses for flashlights. "Right, we have active combat inside the site and something feels off about the air. Check your corners, move slowly and don't split up."
Jun 22 21:35:23 <Balthazaar> Emily has her gun up, looking around. ~If these other people are getting him before us…~
Jun 22 21:35:29 <Beaker> Ryan frowns
Jun 22 21:35:45 <Daedalus> Billy nods and turns to Emily, "Behind me, Em."
Jun 22 21:36:01 <Balthazaar> She rolls her eyes and gets behind Billy
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Jun 22 21:36:10 <Beaker> Ryan puts the counter away and draws his pistol
Jun 22 21:36:11 <RogetGMs> Do they enter the bunker?
Jun 22 21:36:20 <ihp> Jacob stays crouched, moving on his hands and feet, with his crossbow strapped to his back.
Jun 22 21:36:43 <TeslaTornado> Kevin takes the lead of the formation, as he has the shotgun.
Jun 22 21:36:50 <TeslaTornado> Along with Billy.
Jun 22 21:37:12 <RogetGMs> Perception once everyone enters the bunker
Jun 22 21:37:13 <Daedalus> Billy follows next to Kevin.
Jun 22 21:37:19 <TeslaTornado> 4df+4 (perception)
Jun 22 21:37:20 <Glacon> TeslaTornado: (perception): 4 (4df+4=+, -, +, -)
Jun 22 21:37:20 <Beaker> Ryan is debating between tossing a greek fire grenade in or heeping his gun drawn
Jun 22 21:37:22 <TeslaTornado> 4df+4 (Wards)
Jun 22 21:37:23 <Glacon> TeslaTornado: (Wards): 0 (4df+4=-, -, -, -)
Jun 22 21:37:29 <Daedalus> 4df+9 Perception
Jun 22 21:37:30 <Glacon> Daedalus: Perception: 12 (4df+9=+, +, 0, +)
Jun 22 21:38:25 <Balthazaar> 4df+4
Jun 22 21:38:25 <RogetGMs> Need the rest of the rolls for perc
Jun 22 21:38:25 <Glacon> Balthazaar: 5 (4df+4=+, +, 0, -)
Jun 22 21:38:40 <Beaker> 4df+2
Jun 22 21:38:40 <Glacon> Beaker: 0 (4df+2=0, -, 0, -)
Jun 22 21:38:47 <ihp> 4df+4 add +3 if scent applies.
Jun 22 21:38:47 <Glacon> ihp: add +3 if scent applies.: 5 (4df+4=0, +, +, -)
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Jun 22 21:39:38 <ihp> er. Pause?
Jun 22 21:40:22 <RogetGMs> Everyone but Ryan, once you enter, the bunker looks… different than it did over the threshold. The walls, instead of concrete, are covered in a peeling yellow wallpaper, with bare concrete underneath. The floors are carpeted, and the ceilings dimly lit. More importantly, behind you is now a wooden door, and the bunker is shaking every few seconds, like somebody is shelling it. Academics to anyone who knows about history, or served in the war.
Jun 22 21:40:28 <RogetGMs> Nah I'm logging it, we're good
Jun 22 21:40:59 <ihp> Unless computer history applies… yeah, Jacob has Jack.
Jun 22 21:41:01 <TeslaTornado> 4df+8 (Academics + Mind Palace) I remember
Jun 22 21:41:02 <Glacon> TeslaTornado: (Academics + Mind Palace) I remember: 6 (4df+8=-, -, +, -)
Jun 22 21:41:17 <Balthazaar> Emily frowns. "It's in our heads… It's doing something to our minds…"
Jun 22 21:41:19 <Beaker> 4df+2
Jun 22 21:41:34 <Daedalus> 4df small chance Billy might know
Jun 22 21:41:34 <TeslaTornado> (Add 1 to my roll, should be +9)
Jun 22 21:41:35 <Glacon> Daedalus: small chance Billy might know: 1 (4df=+, +, -, 0)
Jun 22 21:41:57 <Beaker> 4df+2
Jun 22 21:41:57 <Glacon> Beaker: 1 (4df+2=0, -, +, -)
Jun 22 21:43:00 <Beaker> Ryan knows nothing
Jun 22 21:43:02 <RogetGMs> Kevin, this is… this is Berlin. You're in Berlin. Not just any berlin. Berlin in 1945.
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Jun 22 21:43:43 <TeslaTornado> "Berlin in '45… Temporal or spatial anomaly, or a cognitohazard."
Jun 22 21:44:11 <TeslaTornado> "Right. Everyone, keep your heads down. We're in the middle of the last battle of the Eastern Front of World War II."
Jun 22 21:44:26 <Beaker> Ryans eyes widen
Jun 22 21:44:30 <ihp> "Oh hell. Oh /hell/." Jacob slaps his face. "I was /joking/ when I said /Let's kill Hitler/."
Jun 22 21:44:44 <Balthazaar> Emily nods and ensures she has a round in the chamber
Jun 22 21:44:53 <TeslaTornado> Kevin looks blankly at Jacob.
Jun 22 21:45:02 <TeslaTornado> Then he looks back down the hallway.
Jun 22 21:45:02 <RogetGMs> There's more gunfire up ahead. Close, now.
Jun 22 21:45:19 <RogetGMs> Some dust from the ceiling comes down as another artillary strike pounds the surface.
Jun 22 21:45:33 <Beaker> Ryan readies a grenade
Jun 22 21:45:35 <Daedalus> "Shit, you're not serious right?" Billy shakes his head violently, "I go through one war just to /fucking/ end up back in the same /fucking/ one." He suddenly aims his shotgun down the corridor.
Jun 22 21:45:44 <Daedalus> "We gotta move."
Jun 22 21:46:00 <ihp> Jacob readies his crossbow. ~This is absurd. Utterly fucking absurd.~
Jun 22 21:46:19 <TeslaTornado> "The previous orders stand. Move slowly and carefully and engage any and all units."
Jun 22 21:46:28 <TeslaTornado> "Don't split up. Conserve your ammunition."
Jun 22 21:46:40 <Beaker> Ryan Pulls the duct tape off the grenade
Jun 22 21:46:52 <Daedalus> "If this is Hitler's bunker, shouldn't there be yanks too? What do we do if we see em?"
Jun 22 21:46:53 <ihp> Jacob steps just a liiiiiittle away from Ryan.
Jun 22 21:46:53 <Balthazaar> Emily nods and readies. "Let's do this…"
Jun 22 21:47:05 <RogetGMs> Suddenly in the door in front of them, a man in a Waffen-SS uniform staggers out, clutching a large chest wound. He collapses in front of them, and dies.
Jun 22 21:47:26 <Beaker> Ryan puts his grenade away and checks the body
Jun 22 21:47:27 <Daedalus> "Huh."
Jun 22 21:47:36 <TeslaTornado> Kevin trains his trench gun on the door.
Jun 22 21:47:37 <ihp> Jacob looks into the door, raising his crossbow.
Jun 22 21:47:52 <Beaker> 4df+4
Jun 22 21:47:53 <Glacon> Beaker: 5 (4df+4=+, -, 0, +)
Jun 22 21:47:53 <Daedalus> "Fuckin' waffle soldiers." Billy raises his gun as well.
Jun 22 21:48:18 <Beaker> Ryan reaches the breast pocket and finds…
Jun 22 21:48:26 <RogetGMs> There's a man with a bullet wound in the head, holding a bloody sabre. He's leaning against a wall.
Jun 22 21:48:33 <RogetGMs> Ryan finds some cigarettes
Jun 22 21:48:49 <ihp> Jacob blinks, and steps in, inspecting the man with the saber's body.
Jun 22 21:49:01 <Balthazaar> On a whim, Emily takes the sabre.
Jun 22 21:49:01 <ihp> His stomach growls softly, but he shakes it off.
Jun 22 21:49:04 <RogetGMs> He's wearing a Heer uniform.
Jun 22 21:49:11 <RogetGMs> Emily now has a sabre!
Jun 22 21:49:21 <Balthazaar> She tucks it in her belt
Jun 22 21:49:26 <Beaker> "Nifty" Ryan pockets them. and after finding nothing on the nazi he drags the body into hiding
Jun 22 21:49:38 <ihp> "…these are both Germans. Why are they attacking each other?" Jacob looks over the Heer's body.
Jun 22 21:49:49 <Beaker> Ryan strips off his uniform and puts it in his bag
Jun 22 21:49:54 <RogetGMs> The Heer has a camera slung around his neck.
Jun 22 21:50:03 <Beaker> (The Nazi's not Ryans)
Jun 22 21:50:05 <ihp> Jacob takes the camera. "Hmm. This coudl be interesting."
Jun 22 21:50:08 <Balthazaar> "Maybe if they're attacking each other we can use that to our advantage…"
Jun 22 21:50:08 <Daedalus> "We'll, maybe they realised what assholes they are."
Jun 22 21:50:10 <RogetGMs> Curious… Jacob, perception
Jun 22 21:50:17 <ihp> 4df+4 add +3 if scent applies
Jun 22 21:50:18 <Glacon> ihp: add +3 if scent applies: 3 (4df+4=0, -, -, +)
Jun 22 21:50:32 <RogetGMs> You realize neither of these soldiers is holding a pistol of any sort, or any firearm at all.
Jun 22 21:50:35 <TeslaTornado> "Don't know." Kevin checks out the room the two were in.
Jun 22 21:50:41 <ihp> "…where are their guns?"
Jun 22 21:50:45 <ihp> "They don't have guns."
Jun 22 21:50:48 <TeslaTornado> 4df+4 (Perception) Let's see if there's anything out of the ordinary
Jun 22 21:50:49 <Glacon> TeslaTornado: (Perception) Let's see if there's anything out of the ordinary: 7 (4df+4=+, +, +, 0)
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Jun 22 21:50:54 <RogetGMs> It's pretty bare, with only some empty cabinets around.
Jun 22 21:50:57 <ihp> Jacob frantically searches the room for any guns.
Jun 22 21:51:08 <RogetGMs> Kevin, you also notice the lack of guns. Jacob, you find exactly 0 guns
Jun 22 21:51:33 <TeslaTornado> "Jacob's right. No guns anywhere."
Jun 22 21:51:40 <ihp> "…this is weird."
Jun 22 21:51:45 <Daedalus> Billy looks in the room, "Huh, no guns. stabbed each other…"
Jun 22 21:51:58 <Beaker> Ryan hides the SS officers body
Jun 22 21:52:02 <ihp> "He has a bullet wound in his skull." Jacob looks at the man's skull for an exit wound.
Jun 22 21:52:08 <ihp> And if there is one, a bullet in the wall behind him.
Jun 22 21:52:16 <RogetGMs> There's no exit wound
Jun 22 21:52:27 <RogetGMs> But it's definitely a bullet wound
Jun 22 21:52:31 <Balthazaar> "Then the people who killed him are somewhere else. We should move on…"
Jun 22 21:52:49 <Beaker> "Want to dig for it Jacob?
Jun 22 21:52:51 <Beaker> "
Jun 22 21:52:51 <ihp> "Hmm. So, what, did they just…" Jacob makes a gun with his finger and points it at one of the bodies, "Go Bang and die?"
Jun 22 21:53:00 <ihp> "No… it's inconsequential."
Jun 22 21:53:17 <Beaker> Ryan shrugs
Jun 22 21:53:30 <ihp> Jacob keeps the camera on him. He'll develop it later.
Jun 22 21:53:35 <TeslaTornado> "They might have left the room. Let's keep moving."
Jun 22 21:53:45 <Daedalus> "Why are we dwellin' on this? We're here to find Bowe, not figure out how one waffle killed another."
Jun 22 21:53:45 <Beaker> Ryan taps his gas mask.
Jun 22 21:53:49 <ihp> ~He was slumped against the door…~
Jun 22 21:53:56 <RogetGMs> The bunker is rocked by another artillary strike.
Jun 22 21:54:01 <ihp> "Right, let's move."
Jun 22 21:54:15 <RogetGMs> The hallway they came in only has one way, forwards.
Jun 22 21:54:15 <Beaker> Ryan stands up and follows
Jun 22 21:54:33 <ihp> Jacob heads forwards… after Billy and Kevin take point, of course.
Jun 22 21:54:38 <TeslaTornado> Kevin moves forward, on point.
Jun 22 21:55:00 <Daedalus> Billy nods and keeps his shotgun trained ahead of him, following Kevin's lead.
Jun 22 21:55:11 <RogetGMs> You hear some arguing in the room ahead.
Jun 22 21:55:23 <Beaker> Ryan has one hand on a pistol and one on a grenade
Jun 22 21:55:43 <Balthazaar> Emily aims her sights on the door ahead
Jun 22 21:56:22 <Daedalus> "Argument. Sound German?"
Jun 22 21:56:30 <TeslaTornado> Kevin listens.
Jun 22 21:56:44 <TeslaTornado> 4df+8 (Academics + Mind Palace) try and translate das argument
Jun 22 21:56:44 <Glacon> TeslaTornado: (Academics + Mind Palace) try and translate das argument: 8 (4df+8=+, -, -, +)
Jun 22 21:56:52 <Beaker> Ryan readies a grenade
Jun 22 21:57:25 <RogetGMs> They sound german, and they're yelling about whether to "stay loyal to our charter, or move with the new directive"
Jun 22 21:58:22 <TeslaTornado> "Something about charters and directives. German." Kevin looks at the door, trying to see if there's a space in the frame or a keyhole he can peep through.
Jun 22 21:58:30 <RogetGMs> The door is open a crack
Jun 22 21:58:44 <TeslaTornado> Kevin peeps through.
Jun 22 21:58:48 <TeslaTornado> 4df+4 (Perception) Peeeeeeeep
Jun 22 21:58:49 <Glacon> TeslaTornado: (Perception) Peeeeeeeep: 4 (4df+4=+, 0, 0, -)
Jun 22 21:59:33 <Daedalus> "Should we breach?"
Jun 22 21:59:49 <RogetGMs> There's some men in officer uniforms shouting at each other from across a table
Jun 22 22:00:16 <Beaker> "Ill blast the Waffles"
Jun 22 22:00:24 <TeslaTornado> Anyone else in there?
Jun 22 22:00:39 <RogetGMs> Nope
Jun 22 22:00:55 <Balthazaar> Emily has gun at the ready, just waiting on orders
Jun 22 22:01:08 <TeslaTornado> Are they unarmed as well?
Jun 22 22:01:34 <ihp> argh.
Jun 22 22:01:37 <ihp> redact
Jun 22 22:02:33 <RogetGMs> They've got machineguns slung over their backs
Jun 22 22:03:01 <Beaker> Ryan looks at Kevin for permission
Jun 22 22:03:29 <TeslaTornado> "Prepare for breach." Kevin says. "Attempt to take them by surprise and get them to stand down; otherwise shoot to kill."
Jun 22 22:03:41 <Beaker> 4df+5 (Ranged + make it go BOOM?) Ryan readies his grenade and pulls the pin.
Jun 22 22:03:42 <Glacon> Beaker: (Ranged + make it go BOOM?) Ryan readies his grenade and pulls the pin.: 1 (4df+5=-, -, -, -)
Jun 22 22:03:51 <Daedalus> Billy nods, "Yes sir."
Jun 22 22:04:16 <Beaker> Ryan nods
Jun 22 22:04:49 <Balthazaar> Emily gets into good gunshoot stance and aims down the sights
Jun 22 22:05:19 <RogetGMs> Ryan tosses a grenade right into the room, but it doesn't go very far. Agility, everyone!
Jun 22 22:05:34 <Beaker> 4df+2
Jun 22 22:05:34 <Glacon> Beaker: 3 (4df+2=0, +, -, +)
Jun 22 22:05:38 <Balthazaar> 4df+8 see Emily run
Jun 22 22:05:38 <Glacon> Balthazaar: see Emily run: 7 (4df+8=-, +, -, 0)
Jun 22 22:05:42 <TeslaTornado> 4df+5 OH MAN OH GOD
Jun 22 22:05:42 <Glacon> TeslaTornado: OH MAN OH GOD: 4 (4df+5=0, -, +, -)
Jun 22 22:05:47 <Daedalus> 4df+3
Jun 22 22:05:49 <Daedalus> 4df+3
Jun 22 22:05:49 <Glacon> Daedalus: 4 (4df+3=+, 0, -, +)
Jun 22 22:05:58 <ihp> 4df+3 Jacob is going to kill ryan.
Jun 22 22:05:58 <Glacon> ihp: Jacob is going to kill ryan.: 3 (4df+3=-, +, -, +)
Jun 22 22:07:19 <RogetGMs> Ryan and Jacob, pdef to not die
Jun 22 22:07:25 <ihp> 4df+4 :I
Jun 22 22:07:25 <Glacon> ihp: :I: 3 (4df+4=-, 0, +, -)
Jun 22 22:07:28 <ihp> really?
Jun 22 22:07:31 <ihp> Freakin' really?
Jun 22 22:07:49 <Beaker> 4df+5
Jun 22 22:07:50 <Glacon> Beaker: 3 (4df+5=-, -, -, +)
Jun 22 22:07:55 <RogetGMs> 4df+5
Jun 22 22:07:56 <Glacon> RogetGMs: 5 (4df+5=-, 0, +, 0)
Jun 22 22:09:07 <RogetGMs> The grenade goes BANG, and Jacob and Ryan take one damage from the blast. Ouch! The guys in the room, one of 'em gets knocked over the table by the blast, the other pulls out his gun and starts firing indiscriminately towards the door.
Jun 22 22:09:17 <ihp> Jacob, now suitably burned, looks like he's going to tear out Ryan's throat right here and right effing now. He is pissed, and you do not piss off a werewolf.
Jun 22 22:09:45 <ihp> 4df+4 Jacob gets up, staggered a bit, and fires his crossbow into the presumably-open doorway, aiming at the man who's shooting.
Jun 22 22:09:45 <Glacon> ihp: Jacob gets up, staggered a bit, and fires his crossbow into the presumably-open doorway, aiming at the man who's shooting.: 1 (4df+4=-, -, -, 0)
Jun 22 22:09:48 <ihp> OH COME ON.
Jun 22 22:09:51 <Daedalus> 4df+5 Billy opens fire on the one shooting at them.
Jun 22 22:09:52 <Glacon> Daedalus: Billy opens fire on the one shooting at them.: 5 (4df+5=-, 0, 0, +)
Jun 22 22:09:55 <Balthazaar> 4df+8 emily tries to shoot the shooter
Jun 22 22:09:56 <Glacon> Balthazaar: emily tries to shoot the shooter: 9 (4df+8=0, -, +, +)
Jun 22 22:10:08 <Beaker> Ryan coughs. and starts shooting incendiary bullets
Jun 22 22:10:13 <RogetGMs> 4df+8 hard to hit a guy behind a table
Jun 22 22:10:14 <Glacon> RogetGMs: hard to hit a guy behind a table: 7 (4df+8=+, -, -, 0)
Jun 22 22:10:21 <Beaker> 4df+5
Jun 22 22:10:22 <Glacon> Beaker: 3 (4df+5=-, -, 0, 0)
Jun 22 22:10:34 <RogetGMs> Emily nails him in the gut, and he cries out. He stops firing a second later.
Jun 22 22:10:55 <ihp> Jacob grunts, and whaps Ryan on the back of the head. "Next time you throw a frag, you /say you threw a fucking frag/."
Jun 22 22:10:57 <TeslaTornado> Kevin enters the room, gun raised. "HOLD FIRE OR WE WILL EXECUTE YOU!"
Jun 22 22:11:10 <Balthazaar> Emily goes O.O and starts shaking.
Jun 22 22:11:23 <Beaker> Ryan lies back. "My bad"
Jun 22 22:11:25 <Daedalus> "What he said!" Billy says, entering the room behind Kevin.
Jun 22 22:11:40 <RogetGMs> "Are you communists?" he sounds scared and in pain.
Jun 22 22:11:56 <ihp> Jacob enters the room, looking over whatever was on the table.
Jun 22 22:12:02 <TeslaTornado> "No!"
Jun 22 22:12:11 <Beaker> "Nien"
Jun 22 22:12:24 <Daedalus> Billy scans the room as well for anything important.
Jun 22 22:12:32 <RogetGMs> The guy crawls over to the wall, and leans on it. "What do you… what do you want?"
Jun 22 22:12:45 <Beaker> Ryan pulls out his med kit to treat Jacob
Jun 22 22:12:49 <TeslaTornado> "The argument you were having. What was it about?"
Jun 22 22:12:50 <RogetGMs> Billy, you can see some weapons on the table, as well as a few caps on a counter, and some food.
Jun 22 22:13:15 <Beaker> 4df+9
Jun 22 22:13:15 <Glacon> Beaker: 5 (4df+9=-, -, -, -)
Jun 22 22:13:23 <Balthazaar> Emily stands frozen, shaking and staring at what she's done
Jun 22 22:13:25 <ihp> 4df+4 Jacob tries to see if there's anything of significant importance in this room.
Jun 22 22:13:26 <Glacon> ihp: Jacob tries to see if there's anything of significant importance in this room.: 5 (4df+4=-, +, +, 0)
Jun 22 22:13:34 <Beaker> Ryan tends to the burns on himself.
Jun 22 22:13:57 <Daedalus> Billy grabs the weapons and goes to see if there's any good food, "Em, come over here, there's some guns you can- Em?"
Jun 22 22:14:28 <RogetGMs> "To follow the fuhrer, or to… leave…" the color is draining from his face
Jun 22 22:14:42 <Beaker> "Jacob, Need treatment?"
Jun 22 22:14:49 <TeslaTornado> "How many of you are left?"
Jun 22 22:14:53 <ihp> "Not from you."
Jun 22 22:14:55 <TeslaTornado> "And how many Communists?"
Jun 22 22:15:25 <RogetGMs> "I don't know… the Soviets, they're coming… most people have fled, only the Fuhrers… the Fuhrers staff… are you Americans?"
Jun 22 22:15:32 <RogetGMs> "Can we surrender to Americans?"
Jun 22 22:16:30 <Daedalus> "Emily? You alright?" Billy asks, looking a bit worriedly at her.
Jun 22 22:16:30 <RogetGMs> The ceiling buckles a little as another artillary strike comes in. BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
Jun 22 22:17:02 <Balthazaar> Emily doesn't react to Billy, just stands there , shaking and staring at the smoke coming from the barrel of her pistol
Jun 22 22:17:05 <TeslaTornado> Kevin nods.
Jun 22 22:17:47 <Daedalus> "Emily?" He snaps his fingers in front of her face, "C'mon, Em, snap outta it."
Jun 22 22:18:06 <RogetGMs> "I surrender… the rest of them, the Fuhrer, and others, they're in the upstairs… they…" his head rolls, and he loses consciousness.
Jun 22 22:18:11 <Balthazaar> "I-I k-k-killed him…."
Jun 22 22:18:49 <TeslaTornado> Kevin doesn't bother with the bullet. The man's as good as dead. "Move on. This room's clear."
Jun 22 22:19:15 <Beaker> Ryan checks the Nazi's pulse
Jun 22 22:19:31 <RogetGMs> It's fading fast
Jun 22 22:19:50 <Daedalus> "Yes you did, Emily. He would've done the same. You did good." Billy pulls out his revolver and shoots the remaining Nazi.
Jun 22 22:20:02 <Beaker> "Can i just end it for him?" He asks Kevin
Jun 22 22:20:08 <RogetGMs> He's already dead, so it doesn't really do much.
Jun 22 22:20:11 <Balthazaar> Emily winces at the shot and goes after Kevin
Jun 22 22:20:13 <Beaker> (Redacted)
Jun 22 22:20:33 <TeslaTornado> "No-dammit all, he was as good as dead anyway, the Russians would have gotten him." Kevin sighs and keeps moving, leaving the room.
Jun 22 22:20:48 <Daedalus> Billy sighs and goes after Kevin, "A mercy, really."
Jun 22 22:20:51 <TeslaTornado> He raises his shotgun and checks the hall ahead.
Jun 22 22:20:56 <TeslaTornado> "He would have died either way."
Jun 22 22:21:00 <RogetGMs> There's a staircase leading up. The ceiling has collapsed a bit from the bombardment, but it's still navigatable.
Jun 22 22:21:06 <Beaker> Ryan stays in the back
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Jun 22 22:21:19 <Daedalus> Billy looks up, "Hitler's up there, isn't he?"
Jun 22 22:21:24 <ihp> Jacob stays away from Ryan.
Jun 22 22:21:29 <ihp> Faaaaar away.
Jun 22 22:22:03 <TeslaTornado> "Yes."
Jun 22 22:22:19 <Balthazaar> "W-what about B-B-Bowe?"
Jun 22 22:22:56 <TeslaTornado> "Don't know."
Jun 22 22:23:07 <Daedalus> "Well, the way I see it, Bowe and ol' Adolf are probably fuck-buddies, so he'll probably be there too."
Jun 22 22:23:27 <ihp> Jacob can't help but snrk at Billy.
Jun 22 22:23:39 <ihp> "Well then. Let us actually kill Hitler. Though, I wonder…"
Jun 22 22:23:48 <TeslaTornado> "Stop wondering and focus."
Jun 22 22:23:59 <TeslaTornado> Kevin navigates the staircase an inch at a time.
Jun 22 22:24:08 <Daedalus> Billy follows suit.
Jun 22 22:24:09 <Balthazaar> Emily goes up the stairs
Jun 22 22:24:35 <ihp> Jacob follows after them all, keeping his crossbow drawn.
Jun 22 22:24:58 <Beaker> Ryan covers the rear
Jun 22 22:25:28 <RogetGMs> Upstairs, they reach… a surprisingly ornate antechamber, with some pillars, marble floor, and lots and lots of debris. Past the entrance floor, there's some stairs leading up to a balcony, with two figures fighting. One is wearing a catsuit, while the other a black trench coat and hat.
Jun 22 22:25:47 <ihp> "What."
Jun 22 22:26:10 <Daedalus> "OI! DON'T FUCKING MOvE!" Billy says as he raises his gun at them.
Jun 22 22:26:34 <RogetGMs> The one in the catsuit, brandishing some sort of syringe, jams it in the face of the man in the trench coat, before kicking them over the balcony. The catsuit person then turns and flees deeper into the bunker.
Jun 22 22:26:44 <Balthazaar> Emily raises her gun.
Jun 22 22:26:59 <ihp> "Ah, shit. Should I go after her?"
Jun 22 22:27:16 <TeslaTornado> 4df+12 (Intimidate + Terrorize + Ice King) "YOU! STAND DOWN! HALT!"
Jun 22 22:27:17 <Glacon> TeslaTornado: (Intimidate + Terrorize + Ice King) "YOU! STAND DOWN! HALT!": 12 (4df+12=+, +, -, -)
Jun 22 22:27:25 <RogetGMs> The crumpled figure rises. It's Bowe, wearing a black SS uniform, and a black cap. He's wearing the uniform of the one and only Fuhrer.
Jun 22 22:27:30 <RogetGMs> She's already gone.
Jun 22 22:27:47 <Beaker> Ryan stops breathing at Kevins orders
Jun 22 22:27:52 <TeslaTornado> Kevin squints and stares at Fuhrer Bowe.
Jun 22 22:27:57 <ihp> "…what the hell."
Jun 22 22:28:16 <Balthazaar> 4df+8 Emily unloads her magazine at Bowe. "NO NO NO NO GO AWAY!"
Jun 22 22:28:17 <Glacon> Balthazaar: Emily unloads her magazine at Bowe. "NO NO NO NO GO AWAY!": 7 (4df+8=-, 0, 0, 0)
Jun 22 22:28:19 <Daedalus> Billy looks at Bowe, "Well, fuck, I knew you were a twisted fucker, but this is ridiculous."
Jun 22 22:29:04 <TeslaTornado> 4df+12 (Intimidate + Terrorize + Ice King) "General Bowe. You stand accused of crimes against humanity and the SCP Foundation. Stand down and face a hearing or be killed on the spot."
Jun 22 22:29:04 <Glacon> TeslaTornado: (Intimidate + Terrorize + Ice King) "General Bowe. You stand accused of crimes against humanity and the SCP Foundation. Stand down and face a hearing or be killed on the spot.": 12 (4df+12=0, +, -, 0)
Jun 22 22:29:12 <RogetGMs> Bowe looks dazed and confused, probably on account of the syringe that was jammed in his eye. As the bullets hit him, he staggers backwards, and falls over.
Jun 22 22:29:40 <Balthazaar> Emily keeps pulling the trigger after the bullets are gone.
Jun 22 22:29:48 <ihp> Jacob puts a hand on Emily's shoulder. "…it's all right."
Jun 22 22:30:07 <TeslaTornado> "…"
Jun 22 22:30:10 <TeslaTornado> "Dammit all."
Jun 22 22:30:23 <ihp> Jacob looks for a way down from the balcony.
Jun 22 22:30:35 <Beaker> Ryan runs to check on Bowe
Jun 22 22:30:36 <Daedalus> Billy goes over to Bowe's corpse and kicks it, "Is he dead?"
Jun 22 22:30:39 <Balthazaar> Emily shakes violently.
Jun 22 22:30:40 <Beaker> 4df+9
Jun 22 22:30:41 <Glacon> Beaker: 10 (4df+9=0, +, +, -)
Jun 22 22:30:41 <RogetGMs> There are two staircases going up
Jun 22 22:30:52 <Beaker> Ryan checks the pulse
Jun 22 22:31:15 <ihp> Jacob picks up the syringe, seeing if there's anything left in it."
Jun 22 22:31:19 <RogetGMs> Bowe is… convulsing. His muscles are jumping, and his pulse feels like his skin is crawling all over. The metal implant in his chest is leaking a thick, black fluid.
Jun 22 22:31:23 <RogetGMs> It's empty, totally drained
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Jun 22 22:31:37 <ihp> "Dam- Jesus!" Jacob jumps back from the implant.
Jun 22 22:31:38 <Beaker> Ryan looks in his kit for nerve agent antidote
Jun 22 22:31:48 <Daedalus> Billy shoots Bowe in the face.
Jun 22 22:31:50 <TeslaTornado> Kevin looks about, frustrated, and sprints off in the direction the catsuit ran in.
Jun 22 22:31:59 <TeslaTornado> 4df+5 (AGI) Let's fucking hustle
Jun 22 22:31:59 <Glacon> TeslaTornado: (AGI) Let's fucking hustle: 7 (4df+5=+, +, 0, 0)
Jun 22 22:32:04 <RogetGMs> Anyone chasing catsuit, go to #tooltime
Jun 22 22:32:07 <Daedalus> Point blank, shotgun.
Jun 22 22:32:19 <Beaker> Ryan gets out of the way
Jun 22 22:32:29 <Daedalus> He then follows after Kevin, "Kev, wait!"
Jun 22 22:32:31 <ihp> Jacob gasps, and, exasperated, goes after Kevin. "Winsthrop-!"
Jun 22 22:32:51 <Beaker> Ryan follows
Jun 22 22:33:25 <Balthazaar> ~That's for Laura, my popa, Matt, Katie… All those people who died and were hurt… For making me beg on my knees for my husbands life…~ Emily creeps closer to Bowe
Jun 22 22:34:00 <RogetGMs> Bowes body creeps up from its dead position. He's not there anymore. His eyes are dead, but the body moves, and from the bullet wounds, muscles poke out, feeling their way around.
Jun 22 22:34:16 <RogetGMs> From his painted, unblinking eyes, comes blood, pouring out of his face
Jun 22 22:34:45 <Beaker> Ryan runs back to Bowe and Emily
Jun 22 22:35:04 <Balthazaar> Emily creams and draws Serges revolver.
Jun 22 22:35:08 <Balthazaar> Screams
Jun 22 22:35:08 <RogetGMs> It staggers towards Emily, gurgling
Jun 22 22:35:14 <Balthazaar> Emily does not cream
Jun 22 22:35:30 <Balthazaar> 4df+8 "No! GET AWAY!"
Jun 22 22:35:31 <Glacon> Balthazaar: "No! GET AWAY!": 6 (4df+8=0, 0, -, -)
Jun 22 22:35:36 <Balthazaar> She fires
Jun 22 22:35:46 <Beaker> Ryan draws his pistol and shoots Bowe in the back of the skull with an incendiary round.
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Jun 22 22:36:00 <Beaker> 4df+7
Jun 22 22:36:00 <Glacon> Beaker: 9 (4df+7=0, +, 0, +)
Jun 22 22:36:47 <RogetGMs> The head explodes, and from it, four tentacles emerge, made of muscle. They lift Bowe's limp body off the ground, and begin staggering towards Em and Ryan
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Jun 22 22:37:16 <Beaker> Ryan shoots the tentacles
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Jun 22 22:37:59 <Beaker> Ryan yells for backup
Jun 22 22:38:08 <RogetGMs> Ryan, ranged to pew pew pew
Jun 22 22:38:25 <Beaker> 4df+7
Jun 22 22:38:26 <Glacon> Beaker: 9 (4df+7=+, +, 0, 0)
Jun 22 22:38:55 <Balthazaar> 4df+8 ~Exhale slowly, squeze the trigger~ Emily unloads her fathers gun into the machine in Bowes chest
Jun 22 22:38:55 <Glacon> Balthazaar: ~Exhale slowly, squeze the trigger~ Emily unloads her fathers gun into the machine in Bowes chest: 8 (4df+8=-, -, +, +)
Jun 22 22:39:33 <RogetGMs> 4df+6 blargh zombei
Jun 22 22:39:34 <Glacon> RogetGMs: blargh zombei: 5 (4df+6=-, 0, -, +)
Jun 22 22:39:44 <RogetGMs> Emily, you blow a rather nicely sized hole into the chest.
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Jun 22 22:40:15 <Beaker> Ryan keeps calling for back up
Jun 22 22:40:20 <RogetGMs> It swipes at Ryan with a tentacle
Jun 22 22:40:30 <Beaker> 4df+2
Jun 22 22:40:30 <Glacon> Beaker: 1 (4df+2=0, -, 0, 0)
Jun 22 22:40:35 <RogetGMs> 4df+7 YOU ARE DEAD. NOT BIG SURPRISE.
Jun 22 22:40:35 <Glacon> RogetGMs: YOU ARE DEAD. NOT BIG SURPRISE.: 3 (4df+7=-, -, -, -)
Jun 22 22:40:44 <RogetGMs> It swats him into a wall for one damage. Ow!
Jun 22 22:41:14 <Balthazaar> Emily reloads frantically.
Jun 22 22:41:24 <Beaker> Ryan falls to the floor bleeding from his nose and mouth
Jun 22 22:42:16 <Daedalus> 4df+9 Billy takes out his axe and attacks Bowe
Jun 22 22:42:16 <Glacon> Daedalus: Billy takes out his axe and attacks Bowe: 10 (4df+9=0, +, -, +)
Jun 22 22:42:19 <ihp> Jacob runs back out of the bunker, staring at the thing that was Bowe. He pulls out a molotov, and lights it. "Everyone! MOLOTOV OUT!"
Jun 22 22:42:34 <Beaker> Ryan rolls away
Jun 22 22:42:46 <TeslaTornado> 4df+8 (Ranged + Ungentlemanly) Kevin fires, guns akimbo.
Jun 22 22:42:46 <Glacon> TeslaTornado: (Ranged + Ungentlemanly) Kevin fires, guns akimbo.: 7 (4df+8=-, 0, -, +)
Jun 22 22:42:55 <ihp> 4df+10 strength+ranged+improvise! "This is why you say "Frag Out", for future reference!" Jacob throoows it.
Jun 22 22:42:55 <Glacon> ihp: strength+ranged+improvise! "This is why you say "Frag Out", for future reference!" Jacob throoows it.: 9 (4df+10=+, -, 0, -)
Jun 22 22:43:17 <Balthazaar> Emily grabs Ryan and tries to drag him away from Bowe
Jun 22 22:43:20 <RogetGMs> 4df+6 well fuck me
Jun 22 22:43:21 <Glacon> RogetGMs: well fuck me: 5 (4df+6=-, -, +, 0)
Jun 22 22:43:32 <Beaker> Ryan isn't doing so hot
Jun 22 22:43:32 <Balthazaar> And the incoming fire
Jun 22 22:44:17 <RogetGMs> The combination of explosions, bullets, and weapons just totally ficking wrecks his shit. It staggers to the ground, then, in a burst of light, the hateful machine powering the powerful corpse shatters, and the whole body, the whole zombie, it just shatters.
Jun 22 22:44:28 <RogetGMs> Bowe, at long last, is definitively dead.
Jun 22 22:45:24 <Balthazaar> Emily stares at the remains, trembling.
Jun 22 22:45:39 <ihp> Jacob pants, looking at the corpse. "…now then. Why the whole Hitler thing?"
Jun 22 22:45:43 <Beaker> Ryan spits up a mouthfull of blood
Jun 22 22:45:49 <Daedalus> Billy is tomato red at this point, and keeps hacking at the remains and incoherently shouting.
Jun 22 22:45:57 <TeslaTornado> Kevin mag-dumps into the remains. Switches to his Pythons. Fires them into the remains. Holsters them. Switches to his sword, and starts hacking away at the remains next to Billy.
Jun 22 22:46:31 <RogetGMs> The world twitches, and shimmers. They're not in the fuhrerbunker. They're in a concrete room, with stairs leading up to where Iris fled to. Behind them, is a staircase leading upwards.
Jun 22 22:47:08 <ihp> "…right. Cognitohazard, then." Jacob stares at Kevin. Staaaares. "…agent Winsthrop, /stand down/. He is dead as a doornail."
Jun 22 22:47:16 <TeslaTornado> 4df+12 (Intimidate + Terrorize + ice King) "I FUCKING DARE YOU."
Jun 22 22:47:17 <Glacon> TeslaTornado: (Intimidate + Terrorize + ice King) "I FUCKING DARE YOU.": 11 (4df+12=0, 0, 0, -)
Jun 22 22:47:50 <Balthazaar> "No Jacob… He needs this…"
Jun 22 22:48:00 <RogetGMs> The remains do not move. They are, pretty dead. It's still a zombie-monster-shattered corpse, so that was real, at least. The fuhrer uniform is gone now, though.
Jun 22 22:48:18 <ihp> Jacob frowns, and nods. "I'm… going to look through the bunker. See if I can contact the Foundation about this. Find a radio or something."
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Jun 22 22:48:26 <ihp> He heads up the stairs.
Jun 22 22:48:42 <Beaker> Ryan searches for a med kit
Jun 22 22:48:47 <Balthazaar> Emily goes with Jacob. "Jacob… H-hold my arm…"
Jun 22 22:49:07 <ihp> Jacob nods, taking Emily's arm and sighing. "…Iris Thompson."
Jun 22 22:49:17 <Daedalus> Billy breaks his bottle of scotch over the remains and flicks his lighter on it, setting it ablaze.
Jun 22 22:49:25 <TeslaTornado> Kevin hacks away at the remains. There isn't even any finesse to it at this point; he's using an expertly-forged, nearly-invincible, custom-built longsword like a sharp-edged bludgeon, just smashing away at the corpse.
Jun 22 22:49:29 <Balthazaar> "Wh-who?"
Jun 22 22:49:34 <ihp> "Eighteen-year-old girl who's power is making magic photographs just helped us kill one of the biggest threats to the Foundation."
Jun 22 22:49:37 <ihp> "SCP-105."
Jun 22 22:49:37 <TeslaTornado> And he's grinning. Dear God, he's smiling like a fucking lunatic.
Jun 22 22:49:42 <Beaker> 4df+9 Ryan tries to treat himself
Jun 22 22:49:42 <Glacon> Beaker: Ryan tries to treat himself: 11 (4df+9=-, +, +, +)
Jun 22 22:49:53 <Balthazaar> "Th-then I like her…"
Jun 22 22:50:05 <ihp> "I was on the mission that contained her. She broke my nose when she headbutted me."
Jun 22 22:50:16 <ihp> "I just returned the favor by sticking a crossbow bolt in her leg."
Jun 22 22:50:18 <Daedalus> Billy can't talk anymore, he's just breathing heavily and grunting.
Jun 22 22:50:22 <Beaker> Ryan stops the bleeding and patches himself up
Jun 22 22:50:35 <Balthazaar> "Okay…"
Jun 22 22:50:47 <ihp> "Didn't know it was her."
Jun 22 22:50:52 <RogetGMs> As they go upstairs, they can see that there's a lot of dead Insurgency agents. There are also a few photographs scattered around.
Jun 22 22:51:20 <Balthazaar> Emily looks around numbly
Jun 22 22:51:25 <ihp> Jacob sighs, picking up one of the photographs and talking into it. "Agent Thompson… Iris. On the off chance that you can actually hear this… I'm sorry about the crossbow. And thank you."
Jun 22 22:51:41 <RogetGMs> It doesn't respond
Jun 22 22:51:57 <TeslaTornado> If she can hear him, she can probably hear Kevin just /howling/ "STAND UP" in the room below.
Jun 22 22:52:02 <Beaker> Ryan gimps up the stairs
Jun 22 22:52:46 <Balthazaar> "I-it's over…" Emily searches for her dad
Jun 22 22:53:13 <ihp> Jacob sighs, keeping the camera with him. Iris can come take it back if she wants. Not like he can stop her.
Jun 22 22:53:45 <ihp> He looks over some of the Insurgency agents, deciding to see if he recognizes any of them. Were some of them on Psi-7? Was… Tyler here?
Jun 22 22:54:25 <RogetGMs> They all look like Bowe's mooks, the ones he brought with him when he pushed the Admin out. All of them. None of the other Omega-7 agents to be found.
Jun 22 22:54:32 <Daedalus> BIlly sits in a corner and tries to calm himself down.
Jun 22 22:55:31 <ihp> "…well. Shit." Jacob kicks one of the corpses. "The Chaos Insurgency still lives."
Jun 22 22:55:42 <ihp> "At least we cut off the head, or at the very least, the balls."
Jun 22 22:55:43 <Balthazaar> "These are the men that beat me…"
Jun 22 22:56:14 <ihp> Jacob hands Emily his gun. "Take all the time you want with them."
Jun 22 22:56:21 <ihp> He wonders if that's a war crime.
Jun 22 22:56:31 <ihp> Desecrating a corpse of an enemy combatant.
Jun 22 22:56:44 <TeslaTornado> It is, in fact.
Jun 22 22:57:12 <TeslaTornado> But the authority on wartime protocol is currently screaming and hacking away at the corpse of the enemy commander.
Jun 22 22:57:25 <Balthazaar> Emily shakes her head. "Don't want to…"
Jun 22 22:57:45 <Beaker> Ryan pats Emilys back reassuringly
Jun 22 22:58:13 <ihp> Jacob takes the gun and sighs, looking in the rooms for a radio.
Jun 22 22:58:22 <Balthazaar> "I just want to go home and see my Matt…"
Jun 22 22:58:29 <ihp> "I understand."
Jun 22 22:59:04 <RogetGMs> Jacob, you see a radio squawking in one of the many concrete rooms of the bunker.
Jun 22 22:59:57 <ihp> Jacob goes up to the radio, dials it in on a secure Foundation frequency, and calls them up. "This is… Technician Jacob Wexley. We have at least… ten confirmed Chaos Insurgency kills. Stanley Bowe is dead. We are awaiting… extraction."
Jun 22 23:00:24 <Daedalus> "Can we call in an airstrike? Level this place to the ground?"
Jun 22 23:00:41 <Beaker> "Let the Red do it"
Jun 22 23:00:47 <RogetGMs> Jacob, you hear a lot of interference. Some of it sounds like the pilot confirming what you said, the rest sounds like Iris saying… something.
Jun 22 23:00:47 <ihp> Jacob looks at Billy, mouthing, 'one moment'.
Jun 22 23:00:59 <ihp> Jacob blinks, tuning the radio to hear Iris better.
Jun 22 23:01:35 <RogetGMs> "- loyalists are terminated, the rat has beheaded the serpent. Report to rally point eastwood…"
Jun 22 23:01:38 <RogetGMs> it dissolves to static
Jun 22 23:01:54 <TeslaTornado> Kevin finally gets done with desecrating the body and makes his way up to the bunker.
Jun 22 23:02:47 <ihp> Jacob frowns, turning back to the pilot. "Repeat, Stanley Bowe is dead. However, other Insurgency assets may still… exist."
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Jun 22 23:03:32 <TeslaTornado> His voice is hoarse from all the screaming. "Was that 105."
Jun 22 23:03:33 <Balthazaar> Emily finds a place with not too many dead people and sits down, hugging herself
Jun 22 23:03:47 <ihp> "…we'll talk about this later, Winsthrop."
Jun 22 23:03:55 <TeslaTornado> "Was. It. 105."
Jun 22 23:04:01 <RogetGMs> «We're picking up their radio traffic, but it's a losing battle… if you can find anything on your way out, grab it. There will be a truck out front to take you home when you're ready.»
Jun 22 23:04:22 <Beaker> Ryan grabs his bag
Jun 22 23:04:27 <ihp> "Roger. Over and out." Jacob looks at the group, picking up the radio. "Take everything you can."
Jun 22 23:04:49 <TeslaTornado> Kevin just makes his way towards an exit, reloading his weapons along the way.
Jun 22 23:04:52 <ihp> "And yes, Winsthrop, it was Iris. Who just helped us take down Bowe. Show some gratitude."
Jun 22 23:05:00 <ihp> Jacob looks around for any documents or the such.
Jun 22 23:05:10 <Balthazaar> Emily looks for useful things
Jun 22 23:05:18 <Beaker> Ryan makes sure the nazi uniform is still there
Jun 22 23:05:18 <TeslaTornado> "One. Zero. Five."
Jun 22 23:05:21 <Balthazaar> Perhaps her fathers lost weapons
Jun 22 23:05:25 <TeslaTornado> "Its name. Is one-zero-five."
Jun 22 23:05:42 <TeslaTornado> "And it is Foundation property, which is currently on the lam and working for an unspecified paramilitary organization."
Jun 22 23:05:59 <Daedalus> Billy stands up and goes outside without a word.
Jun 22 23:06:01 <RogetGMs> Ryan, it's just an Omega-7 uniform now
Jun 22 23:06:09 <RogetGMs> Emily, perception
Jun 22 23:06:21 <ihp> 4df+4 Jacob is looking around for things, too.
Jun 22 23:06:21 <Glacon> ihp: Jacob is looking around for things, too.: 3 (4df+4=+, -, 0, -)
Jun 22 23:06:28 <Beaker> Ryan frowns and tosses it away
Jun 22 23:06:29 <Balthazaar> 4df+4 damn it
Jun 22 23:06:29 <Glacon> Balthazaar: damn it: 6 (4df+4=0, +, +, 0)
Jun 22 23:06:29 <TeslaTornado> 4df+4 (Perc) Kevin looks while he walks
Jun 22 23:06:30 <Glacon> TeslaTornado: (Perc) Kevin looks while he walks: 5 (4df+4=-, +, 0, +)
Jun 22 23:06:40 <TeslaTornado> 4df+4 (Wards) He also searches for magic stuff.
Jun 22 23:06:40 <Glacon> TeslaTornado: (Wards) He also searches for magic stuff.: 3 (4df+4=-, +, 0, -)
Jun 22 23:06:47 <Beaker> 4df+2 (Perc)
Jun 22 23:06:47 <Glacon> Beaker: (Perc): 1 (4df+2=+, 0, -, -)
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Jun 22 23:08:22 <RogetGMs> There are documents lying around, most of them incoherent without the context of the other documents, which is lacking due to their scattered state, a few safes that they can't open, but can carry, and a weird emerald statue shaped like a human stomach.
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Jun 22 23:08:43 <ihp> Can't open a safe? We'll see about taht.
Jun 22 23:08:53 <ihp> 4df+5 Engineering maybe?
Jun 22 23:08:53 <Glacon> ihp: Engineering maybe?: 6 (4df+5=-, 0, +, +)
Jun 22 23:09:02 <Balthazaar> Eily frowns and goes to pick up the emerald thing
Jun 22 23:09:24 <RogetGMs> Jacob cracks it, and finds a small sheaf of papers inside
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Jun 22 23:09:42 <ihp> Jacob looks over the sheaf.
Jun 22 23:10:33 <Balthazaar> Emily inspects the emerald stomach, turning it over in her hands
Jun 22 23:10:51 <TeslaTornado> Kevin takes his satchel and starts collecting the scraps of documents and placing them within.
Jun 22 23:11:09 <RogetGMs> It details a plan to attack a Foundation facility, and then to attack the strike team sent to see the damages, using 106. In other words, the plans that led to Laura's death.
Jun 22 23:11:19 <RogetGMs> Emily, you feel vaguely hungry
Jun 22 23:11:40 * ShotgunFiendM (~ten.ralugnicym.529629A-CRInys|nregtrehS#ten.ralugnicym.529629A-CRInys|nregtrehS) has joined
Jun 22 23:11:42 <ihp> Jacob frowns at this, and places the documents in his briefcase, before moving onto another safe.
Jun 22 23:11:50 <ihp> 4df+5 engineering is OP.
Jun 22 23:11:50 <Glacon> ihp: engineering is OP.: 5 (4df+5=+, 0, 0, -)
Jun 22 23:12:57 <Balthazaar> ~Wasn't there food in another room?~
Jun 22 23:13:28 <RogetGMs> The safe lock breaks, and is rendered inoperable
Jun 22 23:15:11 <ihp> Jacob grunts. "Dammit." He looks around for something to pry it open with.
Jun 22 23:16:18 <Balthazaar> Emily places the stomach of destiny into Kevins satchel
Jun 22 23:16:29 <RogetGMs> There's nothing around
Jun 22 23:16:30 <ihp> He sighs, and eventually just picks up the safe, carrying it outside.
Jun 22 23:16:41 <TeslaTornado> Kevin continues his own search.
Jun 22 23:18:38 <Beaker> Ryan looks around.
Jun 22 23:18:46 <ihp> He gets outside, loads whatever he has onto the truck, and collapses. He just hallucinated that Bowe was Hitler, Iris is back, he just saw a man get turned into hamburger meat, he's hungry, he nearly got blown up due to his teammate's incompetence… "So, all in all, a fairly average outing for this task force."
Jun 22 23:19:34 <Beaker> "Sorry Jacob" Ryan can't look at his teammate out of shame
Jun 22 23:19:47 <TeslaTornado> Kevin hunts for survivors in the bunker.
Jun 22 23:19:51 <Balthazaar> Emily follows jacob. Once in the truck she bursts into tears
Jun 22 23:20:06 <RogetGMs> Kevin, you find none. Just a lot of goons with photographs at their feet.
Jun 22 23:20:33 <TeslaTornado> Kevin collects the photographs.
Jun 22 23:20:46 <ihp> Jacob taps the camera and sighs, hoping Winsthrop won't do something stupid like smash it to bits.
Jun 22 23:21:10 <RogetGMs> They're all blank, but they smell like gunpowder
Jun 22 23:21:59 <TeslaTornado> Kevin stares at them balefully, then burns them all.
Jun 22 23:22:20 <ihp> Jacob decides to hide the camera.
Jun 22 23:22:48 <Daedalus> Billy sits in the truck and stares blankly at the opposite wall.
Jun 22 23:23:22 <Balthazaar> Emily is crying in the truck
Jun 22 23:23:30 <RogetGMs> Is everyone but Kevin in the truck?
Jun 22 23:23:43 <Beaker> yea
Jun 22 23:23:50 * Vorcha is now known as Vorchasleep
Jun 22 23:23:59 <TeslaTornado> Kevin gets in the truck.
Jun 22 23:25:19 <RogetGMs> Once everyone's in, the truck driver turns back. "Alright, is that the lot of ya?"
Jun 22 23:26:02 <ihp> "…just drive."
Jun 22 23:26:14 <TeslaTornado> "Yes. Go."
Jun 22 23:27:01 <Balthazaar> Emily just cries
Jun 22 23:27:02 <RogetGMs> "Hang on, it'll be a bumpy ride."
Jun 22 23:27:18 <RogetGMs> he starts up, and begins driving. It is indeed a bumpy ride back to #origins-ic
Jun 22 23:27:39 <Beaker> Ryan winces on the bumps.
Jun 22 23:27:41 <Daedalus> Billy just sits, expressionless.

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