9:13 AM <ihpkmn> Jacob exists.
9:14 AM <Kath> Scott's here!
9:14 AM <Knyght> Eleanor Ecists
9:14 AM <Knyght> exists too
9:14 AM aidenEldritch → %gmEldritch
9:15 AM <%Soulless> Schodinger's Rose
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9:16 AM <%gmEldritch> Alright, all of you are gathered in a briefing room! There's an agent with poofy curls of brown hair lounging on a blue chair in front of the rows of desks set up for agents: when you walk in, she kinda jumps to her feet and hides the papers she's been reading through behind her back. "O-oh! Good evening, agents."
9:16 AM → DrSavage joined • Lily → LilySleep
9:17 AM <Knyght> Eleanor waves. "Greetings."
9:18 AM <%Soulless> "Hi."
9:19 AM <ihpkmn> "Hello," Jacob clears his throat.
9:19 AM <Kath> "Evening."
9:20 AM <%gmEldritch> She flusters about with her papers and hair, trying to get everything in order: she looks pretty green as far as the briefing agents you've met go, and it takes a few moments for her to get her prepared materials ready for reading and in order in her hands. "Um! Okay, so- today you'll be, uh, investigating around the site grounds-"
9:20 AM <%gmEldritch> While she stammers and stutters, PERC roll, please.
9:21 AM <Kath> 4df+5 PERC
9:21 AM <Glacon> Kath: PERC: 5 (4df+5=0, 0, 0, 0)
9:21 AM <Kath> (spicy neutral)
9:21 AM <Knyght> 4df+6
9:21 AM <Glacon> Knyght: 9 (4df+6=0, +, +, +)
9:21 AM <Knyght> (Spicy +3
9:24 AM <ihpkmn> 4df+4 Perc
9:24 AM <Glacon> ihpkmn: Perc: 3 (4df+4=-, 0, +, -)
9:24 AM <%Soulless> 4df+5 perc
9:24 AM <Glacon> Soulless: perc: 4 (4df+5=0, -, +, -)
9:25 AM <%gmEldritch> Alright, Eleanor, with your sniper eyes you see something slowly reaching out from under the lady's blue chair as she flusters about. She's too distracted to notice the pair of arms reaching for her ankles, but you've got a free round to say something.
9:25 AM <%gmEldritch> Or do something, alternately
9:26 AM <Knyght> Eleanor goes to push the woman back quickly, drawing her handgun. "Hey! Watch it!"
9:27 AM <%gmEldritch> She stumbles and bumps back into the chair, which fails to tip over or do anything. That's odd: what's more odd is the fact that she's subsequently yanked by the ankles and she faceplants on the ground, before being dragged under the chair by the pair of arms, papers still in hand as she's abducted.
9:28 AM <Knyght> Eleanor pauses for a second. "Well… Darn…"
9:28 AM <ihpkmn> Jacob dives for her and tries to grab her hand.
9:29 AM <%gmEldritch> Jacob, STR
9:29 AM <Knyght> Eleanor would probably dive to help too.
9:29 AM <%Soulless> Rose blinks, and then checks her own chair.
9:29 AM <Kath> "…well this briefing is certainly off to an interesting start…"
9:29 AM <%gmEldritch> Both of you STR to help the screaming lady before the rest of her disappears underneath the chair.
9:29 AM <ihpkmn> 4df+2
9:29 AM <Glacon> ihpkmn: 2 (4df+2=0, 0, -, +)
9:29 AM <%gmEldritch> Rose, nothing's under your chair.
9:30 AM <%Soulless> She tries to move the lady's chair.
9:30 AM <Knyght> 4df+3
9:30 AM <Glacon> Knyght: 5 (4df+3=0, 0, +, +)
9:30 AM <Knyght> Woo Ellie stronk
9:30 AM <%gmEldritch> You tug and yank, Rose, but it looks like it's starting to sink /into the floor/.
9:30 AM <%Soulless> She tilts her head.
9:31 AM <Kath> Is there any clear reason /why/ besides some fuck-up in reality?
9:31 AM <%gmEldritch> Ellie and Jacob, you manage to slow her capture enough for her to get out a couple words. "It's- it's the thing I was gonna have you look for- get to the blue chair, keep chasing it-"
9:32 AM <%Soulless> She tries to take the papers from the sinking woman.
9:32 AM <%gmEldritch> Rose, you take them!
9:32 AM <%gmEldritch> Scott, PERC.
9:32 AM <Kath> 4df+5 PERC
9:32 AM <Glacon> Kath: PERC: 7 (4df+5=+, 0, 0, +)
9:33 AM <%gmEldritch> Scott, the space between the legs of the chair has become an opening to… somewhere else, which this lady's abductor is being pulled into. It's probably sinking into that space as well.
9:34 AM <%gmEldritch> With another rough YANK the lady is pulled away and into the portal, shrieking all the while.
9:35 AM <ihpkmn> Jacob keeps holding on.
9:35 AM <Kath> "…oh well."
9:35 AM <Kath> He walks over to the strange…portal-thing. What would happen if he were to stick a hand in? (I'm gonna regret this)
9:35 AM <Knyght> Ellie is trying to help too still!
9:35 AM <%gmEldritch> Jacob and Ellie are yanked in as well, probably jostling quite a bit as the two of you compete to cram into the tiny portal underneath the chair.
9:35 AM <%Soulless> Rose begins to read the papers.
9:36 AM <%gmEldritch> Scott, your hand looks like it'll be squished if you try to fit it in along with Jake and Ellie.
9:37 AM <%gmEldritch> Rose, they're hand-written briefing papers for the mission the lady was most likely talking about: agents had reported a weird man with a mirror for a head being seen in the forest, and she was going to have you do a quick sweep of the area and try to smoke the intruder out.
9:37 AM <Knyght> Ellie is snatched up.
9:38 AM <%Soulless> Rose reads it outloud.
9:38 AM <ihpkmn> Jacob is presumably dragged under!
9:38 AM <%Soulless> She is very casual about people disappearing.
9:39 AM <%Soulless> "I suppose I'll just have to follow you all in?"
9:39 AM <Kath> "I don't think there's enough room…"
9:40 AM <%gmEldritch> Ellie and Jacob have been yanked into chairhell, so the way is free for the both of you to follow them.
9:40 AM <Kath> Welp, off he goes!
9:40 AM <%Soulless> Rose sighs, and looks to scott."
9:40 AM <%Soulless> "After you, dollface."
9:41 AM <%Soulless> Then she follows.
9:42 AM <%gmEldritch> The two of you are deposited behind Ellie and Jake in what appears to be a perfect copy of the briefing room you just left, with the main difference being the open door and the mess of chairs thrown across the room left in the kidnapper's wake.
9:42 AM <%gmEldritch> The open door does not lead out into the Site, but rather into… another briefing room? You can't tell from your spot near the chair.
9:43 AM <Knyght> Eleanor unslings her rifle and readies herself, going to approach the next room.
9:44 AM <%gmEldritch> …it's the same briefing room you just left, blue chair and all.
9:44 AM <Kath> Nothing out of place whatsoever?
9:44 AM <%gmEldritch> There are chairs thrown about the place as a result of the kidnapper dragging his quarry behind him, but apart from that it's about the same.
9:46 AM <ihpkmn> Jacob draws his sidearm and moves up by Elanor.
9:46 AM <Kath> "Now how are we supposed to know where we've been and where we haven't if it's all the same?"
9:46 AM <Kath> "Well, I am assuming."
9:47 AM <Knyght> "Just, follow the mess of chairs?" Eleanor moves on, looking into the next room after.
9:48 AM <%gmEldritch> The space underneath the blue chair wriggles and wobbles in the same way the space underneath the first blue chair did.
9:48 AM <Kath> "I have a feeling it's going to be a little more complicated than that," he says to himself, following
9:49 AM <Knyght> Eleanor investigates the wobble chair!
9:49 AM <%Soulless> "Well then. I suppose a dimensional anomaly."
9:49 AM <ihpkmn> "On three, open the door?" Jacob nods to the doorway.
9:49 AM <%gmEldritch> The wobble chair has the same portal-style thing underneath it.
9:50 AM <%gmEldritch> Looks like you're gonna have to crawl underneath there as well.
9:51 AM <Knyght> Eleanor sighs. "Let's just, yeah…"
9:52 AM <%gmEldritch> The door /is/ still open, Jacob.
9:53 AM <ihpkmn> Jacob's brain may still be a little disoriented from being dragged beneath a chair, it seems.
9:53 AM <Knyght> Eleanor moves up to the wobble chair, and pokes her hand under it.
9:53 AM <%gmEldritch> It vanishes into the portal.
9:53 AM <ihpkmn> Jacob follows Eleanor, and gets down by her. "Huh."
9:54 AM <Kath> "If we're going to go through it let's just get it done quickly. You realise the more time we spend gawking at it the more time we are /wasting."/
9:54 AM <Knyght> She pulls back her hand for a second.
9:54 AM <Knyght> Unless, she vanishes into it too.
9:55 AM <%gmEldritch> She doesn't.
9:55 AM <ihpkmn> Jacob rolls his shoulders and cracks his neck. "I'll take point."
9:57 AM <%Soulless> "Good on you, Jacob." She smiles.
9:57 AM <Knyght> "Certainly have no complaints."
9:58 AM <%Soulless> Her smile isn't altogether friendly.
9:58 AM <Kath> (inb4 i shove the both'a y'all in the goddamn portal)
9:59 AM <ihpkmn> Jacob lowers himself into the portal.
9:59 AM <Knyght> Eleanor follows suit.
9:59 AM <Kath> Scott follows, with somewhat of a sigh of relief that they're moving again
10:00 AM <%Soulless> She giggles, and takes the rear.
10:01 AM <%gmEldritch> Once you're all through the portal, you find yourselves in the same briefing room again, this time with significantly less mess strewn about.
10:01 AM <%Soulless> She laughs outloud this time.
10:01 AM <%Soulless> "This is so fun!"
10:03 AM <Knyght> Eleanor looks around, going to move up to a door if there is one… Or look for that damn blue chair.
10:03 AM <%gmEldritch> The door's there again!
10:03 AM <ihpkmn> Jacob goes up to the door.
10:03 AM <Kath> Do the rooms follow the same rinse and repeat pattern, with more portals?
10:03 AM <%gmEldritch> It's closed, but is unlocked and swings outwards easily at your touch.
10:03 AM <Knyght> Eleanor does so!
10:04 AM <%gmEldritch> It opens!
10:04 AM <%gmEldritch> You find yourself standing on the ceiling of the briefing room you just left, and have to tread carefully so as to not crush a lightbulb underneath your foot and end up with glass shards all over your sole.
10:04 AM <%Soulless> She laughs at that.
10:04 AM <%gmEldritch> The blue chair is, along with the rest of the furniture, stuck on the ceiling.
10:04 AM <%Soulless> "This is wonderful."
10:05 AM <%Soulless> 4df+5 she examines the blue chair very closely.
10:05 AM <Glacon> Soulless: she examines the blue chair very closely.: 6 (4df+5=0, +, 0, 0)
10:05 AM <ihpkmn> "…uh." Jacob frowns. "Well then. This is unorthodox."
10:05 AM <%Soulless> (perc)
10:05 AM <%gmEldritch> The blue chair is very well-made and probably worth a lot more than the Foundation bought it for.
10:05 AM <%Soulless> She attempts to sit in it.
10:05 AM <Kath> "…this is mildly hilarious." He sounds sarcastic, mainly because his expression is, well, impassive.
10:05 AM <%gmEldritch> It's upside down!
10:06 AM <ihpkmn> Jacob starts taking the furniture out of the first room and piling it up to reach the floor.
10:06 AM <%Soulless> She attempts to sit in it upside down!
10:06 AM <Knyght> Eleanor helps do this.
10:06 AM <%gmEldritch> Jacob, you successfully pile up a couple desks in a staircase-style fashion to climb up to the blue chair!
10:06 AM <%gmEldritch> Rose, STR to sit on the chair upside down
10:06 AM <%Soulless> 4df oh boy
10:06 AM <Glacon> Soulless: oh boy: 0 (4df=+, 0, 0, -)
10:07 AM <%gmEldritch> You manage to hang upside down with your bottom on the chair for a few moments, but your grip on the chair's seat falters and you fall on your ass.
10:07 AM <%gmEldritch> At least you did it!
10:07 AM <ihpkmn> "…you're going to hurt yourself if you do that without restraints," Jacob sighs, taking off his jacket and starting to make a makeshift loop out of it.
10:07 AM <Kath> Scott can't help but laugh a bit
10:08 AM <ihpkmn> "Well, Blue Chair is the way forward…" he starts climbing up his pile.
10:08 AM <%Soulless> She laughs, but tugs her skirt down so it doens't ride up.
10:08 AM <%Soulless> "Oh, goodness."
10:08 AM <Knyght> Eleanor just watches, unamused.
10:09 AM <%gmEldritch> You can shimmy up and into the portal "underneath" the chair without too much effort.
10:10 AM <Knyght> Eleanor would move to do so!
10:10 AM <%gmEldritch> Eleanor and Jacob are both inside the portal!
10:10 AM <%Soulless> She nods to Jacob. "So you have restraints for a girl like m- oh"
10:10 AM <%Soulless> Shrugs. She moves to follow.
10:10 AM <Kath> Scott moves to follow as well, snickering
10:11 AM <%gmEldritch> You're up and out and back into the briefing room.
10:11 AM <%gmEldritch> You're all starting to get sick of this goddamn place.
10:11 AM <%gmEldritch> There's once again a door out.
10:11 AM <%Soulless> "What a quaint little game"
10:11 AM <Knyght> Eleanor decides… Hey! How do we get back? She looks down to see if there's still a portal there where they came.
10:12 AM <%gmEldritch> You shimmy underneath the blue chair and succeed in coming out the other end of the blue chair, still in the same room.
10:12 AM <ihpkmn> Jacob rubs his face, and just runs at the next door, bracing himself and trying to burst it down.
10:12 AM <%gmEldritch> The portal's poofed.
10:12 AM <%gmEldritch> Jacob, the door's unlocked and swings open with a loud SLAM!
10:13 AM <%gmEldritch> It's the same briefing room, but this time it's populated.
10:13 AM <%Soulless> "Goodness!"
10:13 AM <Kath> "Well, that was unecessar"
10:13 AM <ihpkmn> "I don't have friggin' time for this!" Jacob growls. "Ed Sullivan's gonna be on in less than an hou"
10:13 AM <%Soulless> "Oh, hello!"
10:13 AM <%gmEldritch> You have succeeded in knocking a chair into the legs of a man who looks very much like Scott, except with a chair for a head.
10:13 AM <Knyght> Eleanor blinks a few times, raising her rifle.
10:13 AM <%gmEldritch> He picks himself up from the floor, looks(?!) around confusedly, and returns to wandering around the room.
10:14 AM <%gmEldritch> Rose, Eleanor and Jacob, you all have doubles. All of which have chairs for head.s
10:14 AM <%gmEldritch> s.
10:14 AM <ihpkmn> "…uh…"
10:14 AM <%Soulless> She looks. "Oh, hello. You're not as pretty without your face, Rose."
10:14 AM <Knyght> Eleanor is not having any of this. "I'm going to say we neutralize them and continue on." She grumbles.
10:15 AM <%gmEldritch> Chair!Rose doesn't react, and continues wandering around the room.
10:15 AM <%gmEldritch> The blue chair's behind the masses of wandering doubles.
10:15 AM <ihpkmn> "Gimme a break." Jacob frowns, stepping forward. "Y'know, I wonder if this guy's a lycanthrope, too."
10:15 AM <ihpkmn> "Anyone have some silver?"
10:15 AM <Knyght> Eleanor looks down to her necklace. "My necklace's pendant is silver."
10:16 AM <Kath> "Well this is just outright abnormal…the don't seem to be a problem, though, so why should we neutralise them?" Not that he was really complaining, though
10:16 AM <Knyght> "I don't know how pure, it was a gift." She shrugs.
10:16 AM <%Soulless> "I also have silver jewelery, though I prefer gold."
10:16 AM <%Soulless> "I know /mine/ is pure."
10:17 AM <%gmEldritch> That's the purest thing about her, heyo
10:17 AM <Knyght> "Sorry I'm not such a priveleged individual." Ellie rolls her eyes.
10:18 AM <%gmEldritch> Chair!Scott and Chair!Jacob donk into one another and bounce off one another like very slow moving billiard balls.
10:18 AM <%Soulless> She laughs.
10:18 AM <%Soulless> "Do we really have to kill ourselves?"
10:18 AM <Kath> "…well now that's just mildly insulting to my /actual/ spatial awareness."
10:18 AM <ihpkmn> Jacob nods at one of his doubles. "Anyone mind touching it with silver? I'm genuinely curious."
10:19 AM <%Soulless> She moves over and touches chair!Jacob with her silber earring, removed.
10:19 AM <%Soulless> *silver earring
10:19 AM <%gmEldritch> /invite Silber
10:19 AM <Knyght> Eleanor just watches, raising her rifle.
10:19 AM <%gmEldritch> Melee, ROSE.
10:19 AM <%gmEldritch> *MELEE, Rose.
10:20 AM <%Soulless> 4df ok
10:20 AM <Glacon> Soulless: ok: 0 (4df=+, -, +, -)
10:20 AM <%gmEldritch> Chair!Jacob reels back as if he's been slapped, clutching at the point of contact and looking around for his assailant.
10:20 AM <%gmEldritch> Rose, SNK or AGI.
10:21 AM <%Soulless> 4df+9 (comfortable with challenges) can i be invisible in a room full of strangers? yes…
10:21 AM <Glacon> Soulless: (comfortable with challenges) can i be invisible in a room full of strangers? yes…: 10 (4df+9=-, +, +, 0)
10:21 AM <%gmEldritch> You dodge past him like Solid Snake as he blindly chairbashes Chair!Scott.
10:22 AM <%gmEldritch> The top of Chair!Scott's head breaks off and he's RKO'd.
10:22 AM <%Soulless> She sneaks back to normal!Jacob.
10:22 AM <%Soulless> "Well?"
10:22 AM <%gmEldritch> Notably, all his limbs are wooden chair legs, which is probably not all that unfamiliar to Scott
10:22 AM <ihpkmn> "…huhhh…."
10:22 AM <Kath> (:V)
10:22 AM <ihpkmn> "…let's move on!" Jacob vamooses.
10:22 AM <%Soulless> She follows.
10:23 AM <%gmEldritch> Anyone trying to vamoose to the blue chair, AGI or SNK to dance past the wandering chairsheep
10:23 AM <Kath> As does Scott, casting a final look back at his…chair-self?
10:23 AM <Kath> 4df+1 only one of these is slightly better than the other (AGI)
10:23 AM <Glacon> Kath: only one of these is slightly better than the other (AGI): 4 (4df+1=+, +, +, 0)
10:23 AM <Knyght> Eleanor can do this!
10:23 AM <Knyght> 4df+5 (Agi and SNK are the same anyway)
10:23 AM <ihpkmn> 4df+1 I'm going to say this triggers the Lyanthropic detriment.
10:23 AM <Glacon> ihpkmn: I'm going to say this triggers the Lyanthropic detriment.: 3 (4df+1=+, +, -, +)
10:23 AM <Glacon> Knyght: (Agi and SNK are the same anyway): 6 (4df+5=-, +, 0, +)
10:24 AM <%gmEldritch> Scott fucking ghosts through the chairhorde, as does Ellie.
10:24 AM <%gmEldritch> Is the Lycanthropic detriment included in the roll or is it something special in your sheet?
10:24 AM <%Soulless> 4df+9 (Cmfortable with challenged)
10:24 AM <Glacon> Soulless: (Cmfortable with challenged): 9 (4df+9=0, 0, 0, 0)
10:24 AM <%Soulless> *comfortable with challenges
10:24 AM <%gmEldritch> Rose, too, dances through the crowd.
10:25 AM <%gmEldritch> Pirouette is optional.
10:26 AM <%gmEldritch> Jacob, you brush up against Chair!Agent, and noticing the fact you don't particularly feel like a mass of wooden chair legs she swings at you!
10:26 AM <%gmEldritch> 4df+3 [MEL]
10:26 AM <Glacon> gmEldritch: [MEL]: 3 (4df+3=+, -, -, +)
10:27 AM <ihpkmn> pdef or agility?
10:28 AM <%gmEldritch> Either one. Alternately, you could just MELEE it to counterattack, seeing as her head is just a wooden chair.
10:28 AM <ihpkmn> 4df+4 Pdf!
10:28 AM <Glacon> ihpkmn: Pdf!: 3 (4df+4=0, -, -, +)
10:28 AM <%gmEldritch> You manage to shove her back with some quick reflexes, and navigate your way to the blue chair along with your teammates.
10:29 AM <ihpkmn> Jacob sliiiides underneath.
10:29 AM <Knyght> Eleanor dives into the portal again!
10:29 AM <Kath> Scotty clambers through the portal!
10:30 AM <%gmEldritch> (Soul poek)
10:31 AM <%Soulless> Rolf follows along, smiling widely.
10:31 AM <%Soulless> *Rose
10:31 AM <%Soulless> (christ)
10:32 AM <ihpkmn> (Rolf is Rose?)
10:32 AM <%gmEldritch> Another briefing room, another door.
10:32 AM <ihpkmn> "…"
10:32 AM <ihpkmn> Jacob starts looking in his bag.
10:32 AM <%gmEldritch> You may notice now that the roof of the briefing room is fluffy.
10:32 AM <Kath> Fluffy?
10:33 AM <%Soulless> She laughs.
10:33 AM <ihpkmn> "I don't suppose any of you take nitroglycerin? For heart conditions?"
10:33 AM <%Soulless> "What? Heart conditions?"
10:33 AM <%gmEldritch> As in, soft and cushiony.
10:33 AM <ihpkmn> "I need an explosive substance. I'm sick of being stuck in here."
10:34 AM <Knyght> "Can't say I do." She shrugs, looking around for a moment before again trying to spot blue wiggle chair.
10:34 AM <%gmEldritch> Probably out the door.
10:35 AM <ihpkmn> Jacob takes out his phosphorus flares.
10:35 AM <ihpkmn> ~Is phosphorus explosive, or just incendiary?~
10:35 AM <%Soulless> "Oh dear."
10:35 AM <Kath> Scott shrugs, and heads for the door to open it (if it isn't already)
10:36 AM <%gmEldritch> Scott can easily open the door.
10:37 AM <Kath> What's the next room like?
10:37 AM <%gmEldritch> As you step out, roll me PERC.
10:37 AM <Kath> 4df+5 PERC
10:37 AM <Glacon> Kath: PERC: 8 (4df+5=+, +, 0, +)
10:37 AM <Knyght> 4df+6 Perc
10:37 AM <Glacon> Knyght: Perc: 7 (4df+6=0, +, +, -)
10:37 AM <%gmEldritch> THUMP. THUMP. THUMP.
10:38 AM <ihpkmn> 4df+4
10:38 AM <Glacon> ihpkmn: 5 (4df+4=+, -, 0, +)
10:38 AM <%gmEldritch> Scott and Ellie, you step out into the hallway of the… Site! Is it normal? Are you back ho- oh my god is that a guy with a couch for a head at one end of the corridor, what the fuck
10:39 AM <Kath> "…al-bloody-right then…"
10:39 AM <%gmEldritch> The three of you notice scuff marks leading opposite to the couchguy donking his head into the wall, and off deeper into the bowels of the Site.
10:39 AM <ihpkmn> "…son of a… why are we in chair hell? /Why chairs?!/"
10:39 AM <%gmEldritch> Couchguy seems to be trying to fit his head into the corridor. Needless to say it isn't working.
10:40 AM <Knyght> "I'm getting fairly annoyed with this situation." She mumbles.
10:40 AM <ihpkmn> Does Couchguy look like any agent Jacob would know?
10:40 AM <%Soulless> 4df+5 sorry perc here now family interrupted
10:40 AM <Glacon> Soulless: sorry perc here now family interrupted: 4 (4df+5=0, -, -, +)
10:41 AM <%Soulless> She laughs a little and, well, points and laughs at couchguuy.
10:42 AM <%gmEldritch> Jacob, it's Couch!Artyom.
10:42 AM <Knyght> Eleanor is not having any of this, and starts to aim her rifle down the hallway.
10:42 AM <%gmEldritch> Rose, you also see the tracks leading down the hallway.
10:44 AM <ihpkmn> "…well, at least we aren't stuck in looping rooms." He leans against the wall. "…follow Mr. Upholstryom?"
10:44 AM <ihpkmn> "Or go the other way?"
10:45 AM <%gmEldritch> Scott will know from his study of blood trails and other such corpse-ly depositions that the scuff marks in question resemble something being forcefully dragged off that direction.
10:45 AM <%Soulless> She follows along, humming.
10:45 AM <Knyght> Eleanor just follows.
10:45 AM <Kath> "Should definitely head that direction," he gestures towards the marks
10:47 AM <%Soulless> She begins to chase after the marks.
10:47 AM <ihpkmn> Jacob nods. "Lead on, Dr. Livingston."
10:48 AM <%gmEldritch> As you wander through the halls of the site in pursuit of the marks, you see familiar faces from across the site in chair, couch and even stool-head form. Scott, you think you see Charles splashing a mug of coffee on his face to no avail as you pass the cafeteria.
10:48 AM <%gmEldritch> PERC or SURV to keep tracking the marks as they get fainter and fainter.
10:48 AM <Knyght> Eleanor continues to watch! "This is stupid…"
10:48 AM <%Soulless> 4df+5 perc!
10:48 AM <Kath> 4df+5 PERC
10:48 AM <Glacon> Soulless: perc!: 5 (4df+5=0, +, -, 0)
10:48 AM <Glacon> Kath: PERC: 4 (4df+5=+, -, 0, -)
10:50 AM <ihpkmn> 4df+4+3 Jacob will try to track it based on scent.
10:50 AM <Glacon> ihpkmn: Jacob will try to track it based on scent.: 7 (4df+4+3=0, +, -, 0)
10:50 AM <Knyght> 4df+6 Sniper Eyes
10:50 AM <Glacon> Knyght: Sniper Eyes: 8 (4df+6=+, +, +, -)
10:51 AM <%gmEldritch> Jake, you find traces of the lady's perfume and Ellie spots dirt and trails of stuff in disarray, both of which lead towards commons, and hopefully the chair.
10:52 AM <%Soulless> Rose folloes!
10:54 AM <Knyght> Eleanor follows the trail.
10:54 AM <%gmEldritch> You all spot new as you walk to commons: is that an Agent with a camera for a head instead of a chair?
10:54 AM <%gmEldritch> Unlike the chair!guys, he unfortunately is able to see you.
10:54 AM <%gmEldritch> His camerahead clicks angrily and he begins to give chase!
10:55 AM <Knyght> Eleanor had her rifle already unslung. She would stop, kneel and try to line up a shot.
10:56 AM <Kath> I wonder if Scott could shoulder-barge the thing
10:56 AM <%Soulless> Rose tries to stay out of the way!
10:57 AM <ihpkmn> Could Jacob roll engineering to see how to disable a camera?
10:57 AM <%gmEldritch> Eleanor, RNG if you're trying that. Scott, STR+MEL and Jacob, yes.
10:58 AM <%gmEldritch> Scott may want to save his wrestling attempts for /after/ the designated marksman has taken their shot.
10:58 AM <ihpkmn> 4df+5 Engineering to see how to kill a camera!
10:58 AM <Glacon> ihpkmn: Engineering to see how to kill a camera!: 7 (4df+5=+, -, +, +)
10:59 AM <Kath> Yep, he doesn't fancy getting shot
10:59 AM <Knyght> 4df+6 Designated Marksman Fires.
10:59 AM <Glacon> Knyght: Designated Marksman Fires.: 4 (4df+6=0, 0, -, -)
10:59 AM <%gmEldritch> Eleanor could just pop a bullet through its lens, or he could chuck a flare and melt its lens and/or blind the rest of his teammates, depending on how bright it is.
10:59 AM <Knyght> And does bad in such close range.
10:59 AM <%gmEldritch> 4df+3 [AGI] buwhuh
10:59 AM <Glacon> gmEldritch: [AGI] buwhuh: 2 (4df+3=-, 0, -, +)
11:00 AM <%gmEldritch> PYARR of broken glass and that man's camera will never click again.
11:01 AM <%gmEldritch> He clutches at his eye and continues stumbling at you all, a shard of his broken lens in his hand. That said, he's now blind and slow as he tries to flail his way to either containment or someone who /can/ see, so you all have a free turn to run to commons.
11:01 AM <ihpkmn> And who is the poor bastard they've just blinded?
11:01 AM <%gmEldritch> Soz Aaron.
11:02 AM <ihpkmn> ~Hopefully, this doesn't affect our reality~, Jacob thinks as he runs into the commons.
11:02 AM <ihpkmn> "Where's that damn chair?"
11:03 AM <Kath> Scott's following! Are there any marks or such to show where the chair went? (If it isn't in the room already)
11:03 AM <Knyght> Eleanor rises and follows, pulling the bolt back on her rifle.
11:03 AM <%gmEldritch> It's sitting in the middle of commons! A couple agents are snuggled up on the couch, but they're chairheads so they shouldn't be able to see you in there.
11:04 AM <%gmEldritch> Unfortunately, another chairhead has taken up residence sitting on the chair, and is hamhandedly trying to imitate filing their chairleg nails.
11:06 AM <Kath> Anyone recognizable or are they just random agents?
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11:07 AM <%gmEldritch> Chair!Evan is sitting on the chair, and the first person to say a shipname gets to identify the two spooning agents
11:07 AM <ihpkmn> Jacob starts diving towards the chair!
11:08 AM <ihpkmn> EvanEssence?
11:08 AM <%gmEldritch> STR to throw him off the chair or MEL to KO him.
11:08 AM <ihpkmn> Jacob was just trying to dive under it! D:
11:08 AM <ihpkmn> But if you insist.
11:09 AM <%gmEldritch> He's gonna need to dive between Evan's legs.
11:09 AM <ihpkmn> 4df+2 Violence seems to be the answer! (STrength)
11:09 AM <Glacon> ihpkmn: Violence seems to be the answer! (STrength): 1 (4df+2=+, -, 0, -)
11:09 AM <%gmEldritch> 4df Wah
11:09 AM <Glacon> gmEldritch: Wah: 0 (4df=+, -, +, -)
11:09 AM <%gmEldritch> Chairvan goes sprawling as you heft him by the legs and toss him.
11:10 AM <ihpkmn> Now under the chair he goes!
11:10 AM <%gmEldritch> You manage to dive under the chair as he scrambles to get up!
11:10 AM <Knyght> Eleanor would follow suit!
11:11 AM <Kath> Scott follows as well
11:11 AM <%gmEldritch> Eleanor joins him. Your two free turns are up, and now Scott and Rose are left facing off against Chairvan.
11:12 AM <Kath> Can Scott try knock him over?
11:13 AM <%gmEldritch> Go for it.
11:14 AM <Kath> 4df+3 str
11:14 AM <Kath> 4df+1 mel (am fuck'd)
11:14 AM <Glacon> Kath: mel (am fuck'd): -1 (4df+1=-, 0, 0, -)
11:14 AM <Glacon> Kath: str: 2 (4df+3=-, +, 0, -)
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11:15 AM <%gmEldritch> You give him a clumsy shove in the side that sends him reeling for a bit, but he retaliates with a chairbash, Wrestlemania style.
11:15 AM <%gmEldritch> 4df+4 [MEL] RKOOOOOOOOO
11:15 AM <Glacon> gmEldritch: [MEL] RKOOOOOOOOO: 7 (4df+4=+, 0, +, +)
11:16 AM <Kath> Soulless: https://www.irccloud.com/pastebin/JwLr9UO5/
11:16 AM <Kath> Can I roll pdef or am i totally fucked
11:17 AM <%gmEldritch> PDEF to not get fucked harder than a night out with Charles
11:17 AM <Kath> 4df+3 pdef (i am SO FUCKED)
11:17 AM <Glacon> Kath: pdef (i am SO FUCKED): 1 (4df+3=0, -, -, 0)
11:17 AM <Don1Charles> (LMAO)
11:18 AM <Knyght> (lol
11:18 AM <%gmEldritch> Three damage and you're OUT FOR THE COUNT.
11:18 AM <%Soulless> 4df+5 agi, rose moves to catch his fall.
11:18 AM <Glacon> Soulless: agi, rose moves to catch his fall.: 6 (4df+5=+, -, +, 0)
11:18 AM <%gmEldritch> Rose, you scoop him up and feint towards the chair.
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11:19 AM <%Soulless> She raspberries at the chair, then sets Scott gently to the ground.
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11:20 AM <%gmEldritch> You can shove him face-first into the portal under the chair and join him, too.
11:22 AM <%gmEldritch> (prod Soulless)
11:23 AM <%Soulless> She does that!
11:24 AM <%gmEldritch> When you do, you're all dumped out in a pile of people in an abandoned, cracked-looking version of the briefing room. The roof has come off, and you can see clouds… made of couch stuffing… floating towards you, underneath an oddly purple-looking sky.
11:25 AM <ihpkmn> "…what the fuck…"
11:25 AM <Knyght> "Odd…" Is all she has to offer.
11:25 AM <%Soulless> She looks for another exit.
11:25 AM <%gmEldritch> The door is hanging limply off its hinges, rusted and broken.
11:25 AM <%Soulless> She also tries to pat Scott awake
11:26 AM <ihpkmn> Jacob sighs. "Couch hell. We're in couch hell! We've died, and for our crimes against upholstery and cloth, we've gone to couch hell!"
11:26 AM <%gmEldritch> Rose, you manage to pat him into a rough state of wakefulness.
11:26 AM <ihpkmn> Jacob looks up at the sky and yells, "I didn't mean to spill coffee all over the goddamn Lay-Z-Boy! Is that why I'm here?!"
11:27 AM <%gmEldritch> His head is gonna hurt like a bitch when he gets back and there's a massive, Rolf-worthy bruise starting to form, but he's awake for now.
11:27 AM <%Soulless> "Wake up, friend."
11:28 AM <%gmEldritch> Jacob, the clouds darken as if in response to your cry.
11:28 AM <Kath> "..m'wake….a'think…"
11:28 AM <ihpkmn> "…shit."
11:28 AM <%gmEldritch> It begins to rain. Jacob, PERC.
11:30 AM <%Soulless> "Oh… Jacob, why did you make it worse?"
11:31 AM <ihpkmn> 4df+4 :c
11:31 AM <Glacon> ihpkmn: :c: 1 (4df+4=0, -, -, -)
11:31 AM <ihpkmn> :C
11:32 AM <Knyght> Eleanor looks for a spot out of the rain.
11:32 AM <%gmEldritch> Jacob, you fail to notice what exactly this rain /is/ and for your troubles, you're beaned with a throw cushion that has fallen from the sky.
11:32 AM <%gmEldritch> Whether this is a blessing or a curse, you're not sure.
11:33 AM <ihpkmn> Jacob yelps and recoils from the cushion. "I should have stayed in Germany!"
11:34 AM <Knyght> Eleanor DEFINITELY tries to find a spot out of the 'rain' now
11:34 AM <%gmEldritch> Eleanor, there are a couple of trees you can spot outside of the shell of the briefing room that could make decent cover.
11:34 AM <%Soulless> She tries to pull Scott along.
11:35 AM <Knyght> Eleanor heads over!
11:36 AM <Kath> Scott would try to follow, somewhat groggily, wincing at the dull throb in his head from the impact
11:36 AM <ihpkmn> Jacob retreats after Eleanor.
11:36 AM <%Soulless> She follows Scott, waiting for him to be better.
11:37 AM <%gmEldritch> You shove open the door and dodge the hail of cushions to make it underneath the shelter of a tree. It looks like a palm tree, except instead of masses of leaves sprouting from the top, it's thick and leathery-looking… wallpaper.
11:38 AM <%Soulless> "Thank you, rain."
11:38 AM <Knyght> Eleanor sits under the tree, sighing. "Well, what now?
11:38 AM <%gmEldritch> What now indeed? PERC, everyone.
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11:39 AM <Kath> 4df+5 -w-
11:39 AM <Glacon> Kath: -w-: 2 (4df+5=-, 0, -, -)
11:39 AM <%gmEldritch> Wow the concussion must've hit you harder than you thought, Scott.
11:39 AM <Knyght> 4df+6
11:39 AM <Glacon> Knyght: 6 (4df+6=-, +, 0, 0)
11:40 AM <Knyght> (+2 if it's at long distance)
11:40 AM <%Soulless> 4df+5 perc
11:40 AM <Glacon> Soulless: perc: 2 (4df+5=-, -, 0, -)
11:41 AM <ihpkmn> 4df+4 What
11:41 AM <Glacon> ihpkmn: What: 4 (4df+4=+, -, -, +)
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11:46 AM <%gmEldritch> (AFK for a little bit.)
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11:49 AM <%gmEldritch> (Alright, back.)
11:50 AM <%gmEldritch> Ellie and Jacob both hear a loud noise like Hollywood movie clapboards going "CUT" from somewhere far off in the distance, accompanied by the shriek of the abducted agent. Ellie, you hear a much softer tearing noise that's nearly disguised by the muffled THUMPTHUMPTHUMP of cushions on the floor.
11:51 AM <Knyght> Eleanor perks up, checking her weapon. "We should go check that out…"
11:52 AM <%Soulless> "LEad the way."
11:53 AM <ihpkmn> Jacob takes out his sidearm again and dashes towards the noise.
11:53 AM <%gmEldritch> As you navigate the forest, you hear snatches of piano concertos and Elvis tunes, sounding like they're being played through a radio. Anyone trying to track the noise, SURV or PERC - 2.
11:54 AM <Knyght> 4df+4 (Perc -2)
11:54 AM <Glacon> Knyght: (Perc -2): 3 (4df+4=0, -, -, +)
11:55 AM <%Soulless> 4df+3 perc now
11:55 AM <Glacon> Soulless: perc now: 5 (4df+3=0, +, +, 0)
11:55 AM <Kath> 4df+5 dont stop me now (perc)
11:55 AM <Glacon> Kath: dont stop me now (perc): 3 (4df+5=-, -, 0, 0)
11:56 AM <Kath> (or do, not like i care glac >:V)
11:56 AM <%gmEldritch> Jacob may decide to use his scent-based tracking skill here, if he'd like.
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11:58 AM <%gmEldritch> (ihpkmn pong)
11:58 AM <ihpkmn> 4df+2
11:59 AM <ihpkmn> 4df+2
11:59 AM <Glacon> ihpkmn: 2 (4df+2=-, +, -, +)
12:00 PM <%gmEldritch> Scott and Jacob, the both of you notice that the deer that occasionally wander the Site's forest are apparently not immune to the object-headification that's been afflicting the Site. One of them turns to face you and you notice that its head has been replaced by a radio blaring music and its antlers with antennae, before you get a little too close and it scarpers.
12:02 PM <%gmEldritch> Rose and Ellie, the two of you manage to catch a glimpse of the agent and the chair through the thicket of trees, and a… doglike creature running away, a scrap of the agent's trouser leg in its mouth. Must've been the tearing noise you heard, Ellie.
12:02 PM <Knyght> Eleanor moves up, checking her rifle. She tries to keep a distance and get a veiw on them if she can.
12:04 PM <%gmEldritch> You find a good spot to hunker down and scope out the situation. From here, you can see the mirrorhead described in the papers Rose picked up trying to get the agent back in its grasp, but it doesn't seem to be succeeding.
12:04 PM <%Soulless> Rose moves and begins to steathly go towards them.
12:04 PM <%gmEldritch> The both of you now have a free turn to do what you'd like. Rose, SNK and Ellie, RNG + Sniping spec if you'd like to take a potshot at mirrorboy.
12:04 PM <Knyght> Eleanor tries to remain quiet and set up her rifle, letting her team move in and performing her job, providing overwatch.
12:05 PM <Knyght> I suppose she'll make a shot. Is she unseen at this time?
12:05 PM <%gmEldritch> She is indeed.
12:06 PM <Knyght> 4df+12 (6 Ranged + Unseen Threat + Stop, Focus) Pew?
12:06 PM <Glacon> Knyght: (6 Ranged + Unseen Threat + Stop, Focus) Pew?: 12 (4df+12=0, 0, 0, 0)
12:07 PM <%gmEldritch> Spicy max roll neutral.
12:07 PM <Knyght> Silencer applies?
12:07 PM <%gmEldritch> Sure.
12:07 PM <%Soulless> 4df+6 less good without strangers
12:07 PM <Glacon> Soulless: less good without strangers: 5 (4df+6=+, -, 0, -)
12:07 PM <Knyght> Simple Suppressor I mean.
12:07 PM <Knyght> 4df+5 vs 4.
12:07 PM <Glacon> Knyght: vs 4.: 4 (4df+5=+, 0, -, -)
12:07 PM <Knyght> Suppressor works! -2 to that roll but completely silent.
12:08 PM <%gmEldritch> Alright, with a 10 you manage to shatter something within its leg, and it goes slack in surprise and lets the agent scamper off. It's distracted enough that you find a nice spot behind a tree to sneak up behind it, Rose.
12:10 PM <%gmEldritch> Scott and Jacob may want to get the agent's attention before she gets hopelessly lost in the forest.
12:10 PM <Kath> Shout after her, I suppose?
12:11 PM <%gmEldritch> Go for it.
12:11 PM <%Soulless> Rose can't really do anything, so she follows it carefully, in case anyone loses sight.
12:12 PM <Kath> "OI, MISS -! Y'MIGHTN'T WANNA GO RUNNIN' AFF LIKE THAT -!" Scott hollers in the agent's general direction
12:13 PM <Knyght> Eleanor takes the time to reload her rifle and wait, watching over her pals.
12:13 PM <ihpkmn> "Miss! It's dangerous here! Get back!" Jacob starts pursuing her.
12:14 PM <%gmEldritch> Agentlady comes to a screeching halt and doubletakes as she hears you all crying out for her, before dashing off in your direction, looking sheet-white and scared out of her mind.
12:15 PM <ihpkmn> "Are you injured?" Jacob comes forward to check on her.
12:15 PM <Knyght> Eleanor keeps eyes on the mirror man, is he still visible?
12:16 PM <%gmEldritch> She shakes her head quickly. Her pant leg's ripped, but it doesn't seem to be actually cut or bitten or anything.
12:16 PM <%gmEldritch> Mirror man is still visible, crawling towards the chair in an apparent attempt to escape.
12:16 PM <Knyght> Eleanor tries to shoot one of its limbs again to keep it from crawling if at all able!
12:16 PM <%gmEldritch> RNG me bb
12:17 PM <Knyght> 4df+9 (6 + Stop, Focus)
12:17 PM <Glacon> Knyght: (6 + Stop, Focus): 7 (4df+9=0, -, 0, -)
12:18 PM <%gmEldritch> 4df+2 [PDEF] to not get totally fuckin rekt
12:18 PM <Glacon> gmEldritch: [PDEF] to not get totally fuckin rekt: 1 (4df+2=-, 0, +, -)
12:18 PM <%gmEldritch> Ellie, with a loud CRASH the shock of the shot sends it tumbling, spraying glass fragments in its path as it rolls.
12:19 PM <%gmEldritch> If it was gonna crawl into the chair, it's not going to now.
12:19 PM <Knyght> Eleanor seems satisfied, reloading her rifle and getting up from her hiding place to trudge towards it.
12:20 PM <%gmEldritch> It seems plenty dead, leaking a fluid very much like gun lubricant from the holes in its chest cavity and leg.
12:22 PM <Knyght> Eleanor takes a kneel and waits for her companions to return, keeping her rifle trained on the surrounding foliage.
12:22 PM <%Soulless> She goes to examine it.
12:23 PM <Kath> Scott ambles over a bit closer to Elanor, looking around him with a still slightly dazed expression. Then decides to have a look at the strange object-head that just got shot
12:24 PM <%gmEldritch> Both of you, PERC.
12:24 PM <%gmEldritch> Scott and Rose, that is.
12:24 PM <%Soulless> 4df+5
12:25 PM <Glacon> Soulless: 5 (4df+5=0, +, 0, -)
12:25 PM <Kath> 4df+5 perc
12:25 PM <Glacon> Kath: perc: 5 (4df+5=+, 0, 0, -)
12:25 PM <Kath> (i have a med spec for this kinda thing shoulda used it)
12:25 PM <%gmEldritch> Alright, the both of you notice that this figure's coat is concealing /something/. From the looks of it, it's a bunch of papers stuffed in the inside pocket of his jacket.
12:26 PM <%Soulless> She takes the papers.
12:26 PM <%Soulless> Read it outloud.
12:26 PM <%gmEldritch> It's not for autopsy purposes. You assume that it was killed because Eleanor kinda shot it a buncho.
12:26 PM <ihpkmn> "…how do we get out of here?"
12:26 PM <Knyght> Eleanor is scanning the tree-line for more potential enemies. She's in a very serious sort of haze, focused on her job of protecting her team. She just offers them a quick thumbs up before returning her hand to her rifle.
12:29 PM <%gmEldritch> The papers, Rose, state that the objecthead in question was dispatched to "OVERWORLD" for the sake of scoping out some location in the "OVERWORLD", before obtaining a specimen of something known to the objecthead's organisation as, uh, "SCP-4923".
12:29 PM <%Soulless> "…An scp from the future."
12:30 PM <%gmEldritch> A couple more pages into the dossier it's carrying reveals that photos of SCP-4923 instances look remarkably like human agents out and about the site.
12:30 PM <taylor_itkin> I'm
12:30 PM <%gmEldritch> From the looks of it, they were trying to study the technology behind human heads.
12:30 PM <%gmEldritch> Whoops.
12:31 PM <Knyght> Eleanor keeps watch still, just in case!
12:32 PM <%gmEldritch> Eleanor, it would be a /lovely/ day to go hunting for radiodeer, but apart from that there's not much to see.
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12:32 PM <%gmEldritch> As the last twinges of oil from the mirrorhead cease to flow and I have to get lunch, everyone roll me MDEF.
12:33 PM Dr0Shadow → Dr0Shadow|Late_Spectator
12:33 PM <Kath> 4df+5 mdef
12:33 PM <Glacon> Kath: mdef: 4 (4df+5=-, 0, 0, 0)
12:33 PM <ihpkmn> 4df+3 mdef
12:33 PM <Glacon> ihpkmn: mdef: 3 (4df+3=0, 0, 0, 0)
12:34 PM <%Soulless> 4df+4 mdef
12:34 PM <Glacon> Soulless: mdef: 3 (4df+4=-, 0, -, +)
12:34 PM <Knyght> 4df+5
12:34 PM <Glacon> Knyght: 4 (4df+5=-, -, +, 0)
12:37 PM <%gmEldritch> As you watch this poor bugger die in the line of duty, things… begin to fall apart.
12:37 PM <%gmEldritch> Clouds peel from the sky and drop, and desk-headed dogs and radio-headed deer alike scamper through the woods in fear as everything starts shaking.
12:38 PM <%gmEldritch> As the stuffing stormclouds hit the earth with a horrific crash of felled wallpapyrus, the sun itself can be seen for a brief moment as a shining, burning incandescent lamp, before it too falls to the ground with a loud SMASH.
12:39 PM <%gmEldritch> The sky itself falls like fabric being torn from its moorings, and the tearing sound rips through your heads as the blue, wooden surface behind it falls towards you.
12:40 PM <%gmEldritch> There's a loud THUD.
12:41 PM <%gmEldritch> When you all awake, you find yourself inside the briefing room once more, all piled up underneath the chair, whose legs have been reduced to a broken pile of splinters.
12:42 PM <Knyght> Eleanor groans, slowly crawling out of the people-pile.
12:42 PM <%Soulless> She laughs as she crawls out.
12:42 PM <%Soulless> Tugging her skirt down.
12:43 PM <%gmEldritch> Eleanor and Scott, thankfully, do not have the slight headache that Jacob and Rose now have.
12:43 PM <Kath> Not that it matters for Scott with that bloody big bruise on his head anyway
12:43 PM <%gmEldritch> Unfortunately, as you see the wrecked briefing room and the objecthead animals now scampering around inside it, you fear that headache may become way worse very soon.
12:43 PM <%gmEldritch> ~FIN~ as containment start to clean up.
12:43 PM <ihpkmn> Jacob sits up and rubs his forehead, letting out a loud growl. And then he sees the animals. "…well. We're on cleanup detail."
12:44 PM <ihpkmn> "Remind me to requisition a shotgun."
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