Hebrew in the House of Mouse

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[15:00] ihp Jacob reports to the front entrance.
[15:01] gumbal1 Harlan reports as well
[15:01] lurkdGM The admin is standing by the front entrance smoking a cigarette talking with to a gentleman dressed in black.
[15:01] ZombieRaptor Luvi arrives at the front.
[15:02] lurkdGM Admin: "I think this is it. Is your employer fine with this?"
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[15:02] lurkdGM Man in Black: "This should be fine."
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[15:03] Neon (Sorry, accidentally clicked the "Powered by wikidot" at the bottom)
[15:04] lurkdGM Admin looks at the assembled. "Ok… guys, please go with this gentleman. They'll /apparently/ take it from here."
[15:05] ihp "…what, who is this person?"
[15:05] lurkdGM The man makes his way out of the facility to parked cars out front. "Please follow me."
[15:05] gumbal1 Harlan follows.
[15:06] ZombieRaptor "I would like some info on what we are doing before I go anywhere."
[15:06] Neon "Indeed."
[15:06] lurkdGM The Admin shrugs. "Um… he represents someone who is contracting us out for work."
[15:06] lurkdGM "California is all I can tell you."
[15:06] ZombieRaptor Luvi frowns.
[15:06] lurkdGM "These gents will take you to the airfield."
[15:06] ihp "…California? We're going to /California?/"
[15:07] lurkdGM "Yes, California. That's literally all they can tell me."
[15:07] lurkdGM A man opens the car door for Harlan.
[15:08] gumbal1 Harlan gets in.
[15:08] lurkdGM Very well dressed chaufers.
[15:08] gumbal1 ~I hope we don't have to skydive into a swamp again.~
[15:08] ZombieRaptor Luvi looks at Jacob "I suppose we should get going, never been on a plane before."
[15:08] lurkdGM The leader calls from the cars. "Flight leaves within the hour. Are there problems?'
[15:09] lurkdGM The Admin hollers back. "No, no problems."
[15:09] ZombieRaptor Luvi heads into the car.
[15:09] ihp Jacob raises an eyebrow a the chaufers, and gets in the car. He looks at Luvi. "I was on the plane on a mission to Orlando."
[15:09] ihp "We… had to jump out."
[15:09] Neon Edvin heads into the car.
[15:09] lurkdGM Assuming everyone gets into the cars, they drive to the airfield where a pristine twin engine luxury plane is waiting.
[15:09] ZombieRaptor Luvi frowns more.
[15:10] gumbal1 "Let's just say we now associate the word Orlando with "'fetid hellhole'."
[15:10] lurkdGM "Alright, please get on the plane."
[15:10] gumbal1 Harlan gets on.
[15:10] ZombieRaptor Luvi looks at the plane "doesn't look like a plane one would jump out of."
[15:10] ZombieRaptor Luvi walks into the plane.
[15:11] lurkdGM "Jumping? Why would we be jumping off?"
[15:11] ihp Jacob stares at the plane, thinking to himself. "Okay… so whoever we're working for today is rich." He chuckles to himself. "Maybe we're working for Walt Disney?"
[15:11] lurkdGM The man shuffles by.
[15:11] Neon Edvin gets on the plane.
[15:11] ZombieRaptor Luvi is in a seat, his face a little pale.
[15:12] lurkdGM There's a stewardess handing out mimosas. The gentleman in black takes one and finds a seat in the back.
[15:12] lurkdGM The cars that dropped them off drive away.
[15:12] ihp Jacob sits next to Luvi, looking over at Edvin. "…I don't believe I know you, sir."
[15:12] gumbal1 Harlan turns to the others. "Any of you ever been to California?"
[15:12] Neon "New here. Edvin." He nods.
[15:13] lurkdGM With everyone seated, the plane rumbles off the strip and into the sky.
[15:13] lurkdGM *VROOM*
[15:13] ZombieRaptor Luvi is now fairly pale.
[15:13] gumbal1 "Harlan Cohen. What's California like?"
[15:14] lurkdGM It's a fairly smooth ride.
[15:14] gumbal1 Harlan is inwardly a bit disappointed he wasn't able to parachute out.
[15:14] lurkdGM (pause)
[15:15] lurkdGM Hours later, the plane lands onto a paved airstrip. It's now nighttime and fairly warm outside as more cars park in front of the plane to escort the team.
[15:15] lurkdGM (unpause)
[15:16] gumbal1 Harlan gets out of the plane.
[15:16] ZombieRaptor Luvi gets off the plane.
[15:17] ihp Jacob steps off the plane, mimosa in hand. "Ah! Warmth!" He looks around the airstrip, trying to see if there's anything to identify exactly where they are in Califronia.
[15:17] Neon Edvin gets off the plane.
[15:17] ihp California*
[15:17] lurkdGM "Gentlemen, thanks for your patience… let's leave for the office so we can brief you all."
[15:17] lurkdGM Jacob, roll perc
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[15:17] ihp 4df+3 where are we?
[15:17] Glacon ihp: where are we?: 4 (4df+3=0, -, +, +)
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[15:18] ZombieRaptor (I miss anything?)
[15:19] lurkdGM (nope, getting off the plane into cars)
[15:19] lurkdGM Jacob, you see a sign: "Danby Airstrip-Cl18"
[15:19] ihp Jacob fixes that in his memory, and gets into the car.
[15:20] lurkdGM The man gets into one of the parked cars.
[15:20] gumbal1 Harlan follows.
[15:20] ZombieRaptor Luvi gets in to yet another vehicle
[15:20] Neon Edvin gets into another var.
[15:20] Neon (*Car)
[15:21] lurkdGM A hop skip and a jump away, the cars take you to an office building in the center of a city. It looks like it's pretty late as there is hardly any traffic. The gentleman hops out and opens the doors for them, flashing a badge at the gaurd. "Right this way. He'll be anxious to start."
[15:22] gumbal1 "He?"
[15:22] Neon Edvin stays quiet, following behind the gentleman.
[15:22] lurkdGM "Please… everything will be explained at the briefing."
[15:23] ZombieRaptor Luvi follows.
[15:23] gumbal1 Harlan, once again, follows.
[15:24] lurkdGM Up ahead inside the building, you are all escorted to a large conference room. There is a scale model nearly covering the entire table. The seats are very comfy and made of the finest leather.
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[15:24] lurkdGM This conference room is massively impressive.
[15:24] ihp Jacob gets out of the car, following after everyone.
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[15:25] ZombieRaptor (What did I miss…………….)
[15:26] Neon "Well…job has some interesting perks, it would seem." He mumbles, taking a seat on the plush leather.
[15:27] lurkdGM (<lurkdGM> This conference room is massively impressive.)
[15:27] ZombieRaptor Luvi sits in a chair, setting his rifle on the table.
[15:27] ihp Jacob remains standing; he doesn't like the fact that he doesn't know who the person briefing them will be.
[15:28] lurkdGM From a side door, 3 gentlemen in stripe suits burst through. "Oh shit… they're here. But where is…?"
[15:28] gumbal1 Harlan sits down
[15:28] lurkdGM There's arguing in the adjacent room.
[15:28] lurkdGM Really loud arguing.
[15:28] ZombieRaptor Can we roll perc to hear?
[15:28] lurkdGM yes
[15:28] ihp Jacob cups his ear, trying to hear what the arguing is.
[15:28] ihp 4df+3 what are they saying?
[15:28] Glacon ihp: what are they saying?: 4 (4df+3=0, +, +, -)
[15:29] gumbal1 4df+3 wah
[15:29] Glacon gumbal1: wah: 2 (4df+3=-, -, 0, +)
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[15:29] Neon Edvin tilts his head towards the group to hear what's being said
[15:29] lurkdGM (zombie you're killing the mood)
[15:29] ZombieRaptor (Fucking fuck, fucker….)
[15:30] ZombieRaptor (I can't access my characters fucking page! Without this shit!)
[15:30] lurkdGM Harlan and Jacob hear it clearly.
[15:30] Neon 4df+3 Whaddare they sayin'?
[15:30] Glacon Neon: Whaddare they sayin'?: 5 (4df+3=0, +, +, 0)
[15:30] ZombieRaptor 4df+3 it's probably 4 but I don't know.
[15:30] Glacon ZombieRaptor: it's probably 4 but I don't know.: 2 (4df+3=-, 0, -, +)
[15:31] ZombieRaptor 4df+4 correction
[15:31] Glacon ZombieRaptor: correction: 5 (4df+4=0, 0, +, 0)
[15:33] lurkdGM Edvin and Luvi hear too. Conversation: "I don't care what those bastards at Buena Vista say! You cut that shit to 75 minutes! 75 GODDAMNED MINUTES!!! It's two dogs eating spaghetti for Christ sake!"
[15:34] lurkdGM "I cut the paychecks!"
[15:34] lurkdGM "Now you go back and tell them what I told you1"
[15:35] gumbal1 ~Huh?~
[15:35] ihp ~Dogs eating Spaghetti? What?~
[15:35] lurkdGM A man walks in with a cigarette in his mouth. The other men run dead silent when he enters. "….."
[15:36] lurkdGM This but with a pissed off expression: http://renaissanceronin.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/waltdisney.jpg
[15:36] ihp Roll academics to see if we recognize him?
[15:36] lurkdGM Yes.
[15:37] gumbal1 "I…hello."
[15:37] ihp 4df+3 Lurk you son of a bitch.
[15:37] Glacon ihp: Lurk you son of a bitch.: 1 (4df+3=-, +, -, -)
[15:37] ZombieRaptor 4df+7 special skill tacked on
[15:37] Glacon ZombieRaptor: special skill tacked on: 9 (4df+7=+, +, 0, 0)
[15:38] Neon 4df+0
[15:38] Glacon Neon: 0 (4df+0=-, +, -, +)
[15:38] Neon (Yay)
[15:39] gumbal1 4df+3 Who the hell is this guy?
[15:39] Glacon gumbal1: Who the hell is this guy?: 5 (4df+3=+, +, 0, 0)
[15:39] lurkdGM (one sec)
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[15:40] lurkdGM Guys, Gordon was there the whole time.
[15:41] lurkdGM Gordon, you are suddenly in a conference room in California and someone just walked in.
[15:41] gumbal1 ~Oh fuck, I didn't even notic Gordon was here.~
[15:41] lurkdGM Luvi, Harlan… that is Walt fucking Disney in the flesh.
[15:41] lurkdGM Disney: "This them?"
[15:42] lurkdGM Lawyer1: "Y-y-yes sir."
[15:42] ZombieRaptor "What the fuck? Walt Disney wants us to contain something?"
[15:42] lurkdGM Lawyer2: "The ones you called for."
[15:42] gumbal1 ~Oh God~
[15:42] lurkdGM Disney: "I thought there would be more."
[15:42] ihp Jacob blinks. "…Luvi, is… is that really Walt Disney?"
[15:43] ZombieRaptor Luvi mutters to Jacob "We must still be in Bobbles shit"
[15:43] GottaGoFeast Gordon's jaw drops.
[15:43] lurkdGM Disney: "In the flesh, sonny."
[15:43] lurkdGM He gives Harlan a weird look for a second then lights another cigarette.
[15:43] ihp ~Fuck me, I was joking!~
[15:43] ZombieRaptor "You sounded like you were having some trouble in the neighboring room Walt.."
[15:43] lurkdGM Disney: "Alright boys here's the skinny…"
[15:43] gumbal1 ~oh god he knows~
[15:44] Neon Edvin raises an eyebrow, not sure who this 'Walt Disney' is.
[15:44] GottaGoFeast "Mister Disney, me and my sister love your work!"
[15:44] lurkdGM Disney: "The scale model on the table is my masterpiece… my 'Ode to Joy'. This is a layout… of Disneyland."
[15:45] lurkdGM Disney: "Still in construction of course."
[15:45] ihp Jacob looks over the model. "You're.. building something based off of your animations, sir?"
[15:45] lurkdGM He looks at a lawyer. "Bill did they sign it yet?"
[15:45] GottaGoFeast "It looks wonderful!"
[15:46] lurkdGM Lawyer1: "OH! Almost forgot." He starts handing out a stack of paperwork to each person.
[15:46] lurkdGM Disney: "Jesus Christ, what do I pay you for!?!"
[15:46] ihp Jacob blinks, looking through the paperwork. He assumes that they're gag orders or some such; he had to sign a few when he worked at IBM.
[15:46] lurkdGM Everyone is handed a stack of paperwork needing signatures.
[15:47] ZombieRaptor Luvi reads it, anything notable?
[15:47] lurkdGM Disney: "While my incompetent lawyer hands out these pesky non-disclosures, I'll lay it out what I need."
[15:47] Neon Edvin reads as well.
[15:47] gumbal1 4df+3 anything of note in the paperwork (Perception)
[15:47] Glacon gumbal1: anything of note in the paperwork (Perception): 4 (4df+3=+, 0, +, -)
[15:48] lurkdGM Everyone, it's a big list of what you are not supposed to talk about.
[15:48] lurkdGM Disney: "In 6 months, I'm opening a one of a kind park that is going to flip the paradigm of entertainment."
[15:48] ZombieRaptor "You aren't the entirely fun person society has made you out to be Walt" Luvi puts the form on the table and signs it.
[15:48] ihp Jacob takes a pen out and signs it. ~So, not only do we work for the US Government, we also work for Walt Motherfucking Disney!~ He signs the papers, handing them back to the lawyer.
[15:49] ZombieRaptor (Luvi is referring to how he treats his staff)
[15:49] lurkdGM Disney holds up his finger to Luvi. "Son, let me finish."
[15:49] gumbal1 Harlan signs it.
[15:49] GottaGoFeast Gordon signs the paperwork as well, his fingers trembliong with excitement.
[15:50] lurkdGM "Where was I? Right… 6 months from now I need to be open for the summer. But we have issues with the construction progress. Something is sabotaging that construction."
[15:50] lurkdGM "An alien or robot… some damned thing."
[15:50] ihp Jacob looks over at Gordon. ~Big fan, eh? I remember seeing Steamboat Willie when I was about 5 or so…~
[15:51] ihp He perks up at the sound of "robot", grinning to himself.
[15:52] ZombieRaptor ~This is going to kill us~
[15:52] Neon Edvin raises an eyebrow. ~Neat.~
[15:54] lurkdGM Disney slides a briefcase across the table. It bumps the scale model. "Gents, that is fifty thousand dollars cash. You get this plus whatever you find upon services rendered."
[15:55] lurkdGM "I can't afford bad press on this. Discreet is the name of the game. All my workers are scared to death to get things going. That's why I contacted your little organization… apparently this is what you all do or so I'm told."
[15:55] gumbal1 "Any information about how this thing is sabotaging construction?"
[15:55] ihp Jacob nods. "…you don't have any idea what this saboteur looks like, do you?"
[15:56] lurkdGM He gives Harlan a long harder look this time. "No, just that it's holed up here…" He points at the model. "…in fairytale land."
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[15:57] lurkdGM "Now, I will answer a few more questions then I need to get going. We don't need to be wasting yours, or what is infinitley more valuable, my time."
[15:57] lurkdGM "Anymore questions? Raise your hands, gents."
[15:57] gumbal1 ~< :|~
[15:58] GottaGoFeast "Can I have your autograph, sir?"
[15:58] ZombieRaptor "Can we get a detailed map of the area?"
[15:58] Neon Edvin chuckles at the first question.
[15:58] ihp Jacob raises his hand, and repeats his previous question. "Sir, do you have any idea what this saboteur looks like?"
[15:59] lurkdGM "Yes… queerbait in the back." He points to Jacob. "The workers just tell me the stories. Big, skittish… has a curious habit of stealing light bulbs."
[16:00] lurkdGM "And no, we don't have maps. That's sensitive information right now."
[16:00] ihp ~Light bulbs?~
[16:00] ZombieRaptor "Sir I require a map, it could be a life or death situation, and I want to know the layout."
[16:02] lurkdGM "The model not good enough? Look with your goddamned eyes, son. We are here… fairyland is here… is that simple enough?"
[16:02] lurkdGM Luvi, you are now informed.
[16:02] ZombieRaptor (Bleh)
[16:02] lurkdGM "One more question?"
[16:02] ihp "…what has it been doing to the park? Has it been uprooting trees, taking down buildings… what?"
[16:03] lurkdGM "All of the above. Mainly stealing parts here and there."
[16:03] ZombieRaptor "Has it hurt anyone yet?"
[16:04] lurkdGM "Several. That's all the time I have. Gentlemen, I expect this resolved quickly. I'd like to resume construction in the morning." Walt begins to head out.
[16:05] ZombieRaptor Luvi mutters quietly to Jacob "This guy is an ass"
[16:05] lurkdGM Walt Disney has left the building.
[16:06] GottaGoFeast ~He…he didn't give na autograph.~
[16:06] ihp "He's Walt god-damn Disney." Jacob looks around at the rest of his group. "Right… so, we're going against an alien or a robot, according to Mr. Disney. Any ideas on what we should do?"
[16:06] lurkdGM A lawyer collect the paperwork. "Gentlemen thank you for your patience, the fastest way into the construction site is down the hall where that exit sign is."
[16:07] gumbal1 "Didn't you say you had expertise in… artificial intelligence or something?"
[16:07] Neon "Who was that man? Why is he so famous with you men?"
[16:08] gumbal1 "He's Walt Disney, THE film giant. He's also…" Harlan trails off.
[16:09] Neon "Also?"
[16:09] ZombieRaptor Luvi sighs "lets get going" He grabs his rifle and starts walking.
[16:10] gumbal1 "Supposedly not very fond of people like me." Harlan adjusts his kippah.
[16:10] gumbal1 He follows Luvi.
[16:10] Neon Edvin grabs his Mosin Nagant and follows the two.
[16:10] GottaGoFeast Gordon follows them, absolutely crestfallen.
[16:11] ihp Jacob nods at Harlan. "I am. Basically, if we can create a paradox for it, we should be able to fry it. But why would it need light bulbs?" Jacob heads out with the rest of them.
[16:11] gumbal1 "Think it'd be able to unfry for command?"
[16:12] ZombieRaptor "So guys, it likes light bulbs, so let's lure it with that."
[16:13] ihp "…I hope so."
[16:13] lurkdGM The outside looks like a half finished park as stated by Disney.
[16:14] ZombieRaptor Luvi heads to the area where they were pointed to (what time of day is it?)
[16:14] gumbal1 Harlan follows.
[16:14] lurkdGM There is a sign that tells them where fantasy land is.
[16:14] lurkdGM THAT A WAY!
[16:15] ihp Jacob pokes his head out, and takes out his pistol, turning off the safety just in case. "To Fairy Tale land or whatever it's called, then?"
[16:15] Neon "Indeed."
[16:16] lurkdGM It's night and the surroudings are dead quite.
[16:17] lurkdGM Up ahead, you all see a carousel that looks like it's in the process of being constructed.
[16:18] GottaGoFeast Does Gordon roll perception to notice anything weird about it?
[16:18] lurkdGM yes roll perc for clues
[16:19] ZombieRaptor 4df+4
[16:19] Glacon ZombieRaptor: 2 (4df+4=0, 0, -, -)
[16:19] gumbal1 4df+3 alrighty then
[16:19] Glacon gumbal1: alrighty then: 2 (4df+3=-, -, 0, +)
[16:19] Neon 4df+3
[16:19] Glacon Neon: 3 (4df+3=-, -, +, +)
[16:19] GottaGoFeast 4df+2 searching for clues
[16:19] Glacon GottaGoFeast: searching for clues: 0 (4df+2=0, -, 0, -)
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[16:20] ihp 4df+3 I'm clueless.
[16:20] Glacon ihp: I'm clueless.: 2 (4df+3=0, -, 0, 0)
[16:23] lurkdGM Gordon spots some gum on the sidewalk. The rest of you more attentive fuckers notice that the carosel is missing half of it's lightbulbs. There are also the wooden horses sitting there on a pallet waiting to be installed. They look like they've been pushed over.
[16:23] Neon Edvin looks for signs that someone or something has been there recently.
[16:24] lurkdGM Some of the horses have a strange writing carved into them: "חיים"
[16:24] lurkdGM Roll academics if your character can't read Hebrew.
[16:24] gumbal1 Harlan can read it
[16:24] lurkdGM Harlan, it's just the word "life".
[16:25] gumbal1 "Guys, I think we're facing a golem."
[16:25] ZombieRaptor "What?"
[16:25] lurkdGM *RATTLE*
[16:26] ihp 4df+3 what is a golem? (academics)
[16:26] Glacon ihp: what is a golem? (academics): 3 (4df+3=-, +, 0, 0)
[16:26] Neon "Hm. Interesting."
[16:26] gumbal1 "That word means 'life'. The legend goes that it was once written on a clay man to make a warrior."
[16:27] gumbal1 "I think. Maybe I'm confusing it with the ending, where a character is erased to create the word meaning "death"."
[16:27] lurkdGM OH SHIT! 2 of the carousel horses spring to life! Charging the team!
[16:28] lurkdGM *NIEGH*
[16:28] gumbal1 Harlan draws his knife.
[16:28] ihp Jacob draws his pistol. ~Didn't Harlan say that Disney didn't like his people?~
[16:29] ZombieRaptor Luvi quickly and calmly raises his rifle ,firing several shots
[16:29] ZombieRaptor 4df+9
[16:29] Glacon ZombieRaptor: 10 (4df+9=+, 0, 0, 0)
[16:29] lurkdGM Luvi turns one of the horses into slpinters! The other horse heads right for Harlan!
[16:29] lurkdGM 4df+3 Kick!
[16:29] Glacon lurkdGM: Kick!: 4 (4df+3=0, -, +, +)
[16:29] Neon Edvin quickly raises his rifle, taking a shot at other.
[16:29] Neon 4df+5
[16:29] Glacon Neon: 6 (4df+5=0, 0, +, 0)
[16:29] lurkdGM Harlan, Pdef
[16:30] gumbal1 4df+3 oof
[16:30] Glacon gumbal1: oof: 2 (4df+3=0, +, -, -)
[16:30] GottaGoFeast 4df+7 Gordon shoots at the other horse
[16:30] Glacon GottaGoFeast: Gordon shoots at the other horse: 7 (4df+7=+, -, +, -)
[16:30] ihp 4df+3 fire!
[16:30] Glacon ihp: fire!: 4 (4df+3=0, +, +, -)
[16:30] gumbal1 4df+6 hit the throat like I'm slaughtering a cow.
[16:30] Glacon gumbal1: hit the throat like I'm slaughtering a cow.: 6 (4df+6=0, +, 0, -)
[16:30] lurkdGM Harlan takes 1 damage. Kick to the gut.
[16:31] lurkdGM The Horse is rendered into splinters from the consecutive shots.
[16:31] Neon "Are you alright?" Edvin says to Harlan.
[16:31] ihp Jacob pants, looking at Harlan. "Are you okay?"
[16:31] gumbal1 Harlan falls to his knees, clutching his stomach.
[16:32] gumbal1 "I've had… worse."
[16:32] GottaGoFeast "Harlan do you need help/"
[16:32] lurkdGM *CLANGING*
[16:32] lurkdGM Something up ahead just knocked over a pallet of steel pipes.
[16:32] Neon Edvin discharges the spent casing, raising his rifle again in that general area.
[16:32] ihp "…Harlan, you said back in the room that Disne-" Before he can finish his sentence, he turns in the direction of the clanging, looking for the source.
[16:33] lurkdGM There's a bright light coming from that direction, but it's blocked mostly from the shrubbery.
[16:33] GottaGoFeast Gordon does the same.
[16:33] lurkdGM It's booking it!
[16:33] gumbal1 "…didn't like Jews. It's not particularly relevant at this point."
[16:33] gumbal1 Harlan gets up, slowly.
[16:33] Neon Edvin hauls ass towards the light.
[16:34] lurkdGM roll agility to anyone in chase
[16:34] ZombieRaptor Luvi walks quickly towards it, rifle raised.
[16:34] ihp Jacob helps Harlan up. "…is a Golem a Jewish thing, then?"
[16:34] ZombieRaptor 4df+3
[16:34] Glacon ZombieRaptor: 3 (4df+3=+, 0, -, 0)
[16:34] GottaGoFeast 4df+3 Gordon gives chase
[16:34] Glacon GottaGoFeast: Gordon gives chase: 3 (4df+3=0, 0, -, +)
[16:34] Neon 4df+2
[16:34] Glacon Neon: 2 (4df+2=0, -, +, 0)
[16:35] gumbal1 "Kind of. It's given mention in the Talmud, and theres a popular story about one created in Prauge."
[16:36] gumbal1 "Of course, both Golems should be dead by now."
[16:36] ihp Jacob nods. "Maybe a worker here didn't like Disney's… views and did this, then. Either way, we need to hep them," he nods at the group running towards the light.
[16:37] gumbal1 Harlan follows, clutching his chest.
[16:37] ihp Jacob goes after the group, lagging behind to stay with Harlan, just in case he falls over.
[16:37] lurkdGM The thing is clumsy and awkward when it runs. Luvi and Gordon catch up easily and see it duck into Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.
[16:39] ZombieRaptor Luvi stops at the entrance, waiting for everyone
[16:40] ihp Jacob eventually catches up. "Okay… so this is some kind of a /magical/ robot. Wonderful."
[16:40] Neon Edvin catches up to the two.
[16:40] lurkdGM There's a flicker of light inside the entrance to the ride as the thing stumbles through.
[16:40] gumbal1 "Carve the word 'yashen' onto it. It'll probably put it to sleep, and we can erase it when we get back."
[16:40] lurkdGM Then it's dark.
[16:41] ihp "…I don't know whatever language that is!"
[16:41] ZombieRaptor Luvi states "We have to catch up to it. Lets go"
[16:41] Neon Edvin has already headed in.
[16:41] ZombieRaptor Luvi resumes his quick walk inside.
[16:41] gumbal1 Harlan follows.
[16:41] GottaGoFeast Gordon walks inside.
[16:42] lurkdGM The ground is littered with broken bulbs and garbage.
[16:42] lurkdGM ….dark….
[16:42] lurkdGM *clang*
[16:43] ihp Jacob walks in, handgun raised. "…what if we just said 'yashen', Harlan? Would that work?"
[16:44] lurkdGM *thud* *thud* *THUD*
[16:44] lurkdGM everyone roll dat perc!
[16:44] ihp 4df+3 Where is it?!
[16:44] Glacon ihp: Where is it?!: 3 (4df+3=-, +, -, +)
[16:44] ZombieRaptor 4df+4
[16:44] Glacon ZombieRaptor: 6 (4df+4=0, 0, +, +)
[16:44] Neon 4df+3
[16:44] Glacon Neon: 6 (4df+3=0, +, +, +)
[16:45] lurkdGM Luvi and Edvin see a huge mass bullrushing them and are able to move away. Jacob gets nearly trampled and should roll Pdef.
[16:46] ihp 4df+3 cures you golemmmm!
[16:46] Glacon ihp: cures you golemmmm!: 1 (4df+3=-, -, 0, 0)
[16:46] GottaGoFeast 4df+2
[16:46] Glacon GottaGoFeast: 2 (4df+2=+, +, -, -)
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[16:46] lurkdGM 4df+6 Imma big dude also, Gordon needs to roll that Pdef too.
[16:46] Glacon lurkdGM: Imma big dude also, Gordon needs to roll that Pdef too.: 7 (4df+6=0, 0, +, 0)
[16:47] GottaGoFeast 4df+4 Pdef
[16:47] Glacon GottaGoFeast: Pdef: 6 (4df+4=0, +, +, 0)
[16:47] lurkdGM Jacob gets tossed and takes 3 damage. OW!
[16:47] lurkdGM Gordon gets slammed into a wall and bumps his elbow. 1 damage.
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[16:48] ZombieRaptor Luvi runs to stand in front of Jacob, seeing he took a hard hit. He then fires a shot at the things legs
[16:48] lurkdGM Everyone sees it as it stops, turns, and gets ready for another attack.
[16:48] ZombieRaptor 4df+9
[16:48] Glacon ZombieRaptor: 8 (4df+9=+, 0, -, -)
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[16:49] lurkdGM http://www.thisiscolossal.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/light-600x900.jpg This but not lit.
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[16:49] lurkdGM 4df+7 I'm made of stuff
[16:49] Glacon lurkdGM: I'm made of stuff: 5 (4df+7=0, -, -, 0)
[16:49] Neon Edvin fires a shot at the things head
[16:49] Neon 4df+5
[16:49] Glacon Neon: 4 (4df+5=0, 0, 0, -)
[16:50] lurkdGM The bullets hit but some bounce as well. Takes 2 damage.
[16:50] ihp Jacob looks over all the light bulbs in his daze, looking for a power source of any kind… even if they're not lit, they must have some power source to keep it going.
[16:50] GottaGoFeast 4df+7 Gordon fires at the Golem too
[16:50] Glacon GottaGoFeast: Gordon fires at the Golem too: 5 (4df+7=+, -, -, -)
[16:50] lurkdGM Edvin cracks the head with a shot. But doesn't do anything.
[16:50] ZombieRaptor "It's going to charge again! Shoot the legs!"
[16:51] lurkdGM Gordon's bullets don't hit much except the metal parts.
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[16:51] lurkdGM It stomps up to Gordon and grabs him!
[16:51] ihp 4df+7 where is the power coming from? (tagging electrician with perception)
[16:51] Glacon ihp: where is the power coming from? (tagging electrician with perception): 7 (4df+7=-, 0, 0, +)
[16:51] ihp 4df+3 Where is the power coming from? (just in case you don't want electrician)
[16:51] Glacon ihp: Where is the power coming from? (just in case you don't want electrician): 1 (4df+3=0, 0, -, -)
[16:51] lurkdGM 4df+6 did I mention I'm strong!
[16:51] Glacon lurkdGM: did I mention I'm strong!: 4 (4df+6=+, -, -, -)
[16:52] Neon (I'll be right back…)
[16:52] ZombieRaptor Luvi runs up and tries to hit it with his rifle!
[16:52] ZombieRaptor 4df+2
[16:52] Glacon ZombieRaptor: 4 (4df+2=0, +, 0, +)
[16:52] GottaGoFeast 4df+3 roll strength to break free from the golem
[16:52] Glacon GottaGoFeast: roll strength to break free from the golem: 1 (4df+3=0, -, 0, -)
[16:53] lurkdGM Jacob, there's cables everywhere coming off of it, but it's not plugged into anything. The Golem lifts Gordon off the ground by the neck.
[16:53] lurkdGM Gordon can't break free!
[16:53] lurkdGM 4df+7
[16:53] Glacon lurkdGM: 6 (4df+7=+, 0, -, -)
[16:53] GottaGoFeast "Shoot the hand" Gordon manages to scream.
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[16:54] lurkdGM The bullets don't do much Luvi except piss it off.
[16:54] ihp Jacob sputters out the word that Harlan mentioned earlier, praying that it will work. "Y-yashen…" He grunts in pain; did he break a rib?
[16:54] lurkdGM Possibly. The Golem looks at Jacob and drops Gordon. Coming after Jacob now!
[16:55] ihp (what do I roll?)
[16:55] ZombieRaptor Luvi jumps on it, pulling out a knife, realizing what Jacob was trying to do (should I roll something to write it?)
[16:56] lurkdGM Yeah, roll agility to hang on and ride it like a bull!
[16:56] ZombieRaptor 4df+4 YeeHaw!
[16:56] Glacon ZombieRaptor: YeeHaw!: 6 (4df+4=+, -, +, +)
[16:58] lurkdGM 4df+1 tooo slooow
[16:58] Glacon lurkdGM: tooo slooow: 3 (4df+1=+, +, -, +)
[16:58] lurkdGM Luvi is able to scramble onto the 8 foot Golem. The Golem turns and twists trying to get him off! Jacob, you're off the hook.
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[16:59] ZombieRaptor (What should I roll to carve yashen?)
[16:59] lurkdGM *THUD*
[16:59] Neon (back and what did I miss?)
[16:59] lurkdGM (Luvi is riding the Golem like a bull trying to carve words)
[16:59] lurkdGM Luvi, roll academics
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[16:59] ihp Jacob takes out a pen and his notebook, and tries to write out the word "Yashen" in Hebrew, only to drop his writing utensil as he hears the second thud.
[16:59] lurkdGM "*RAAAAWR*"
[17:00] lurkdGM Damn this Golem is pissed.
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[17:00] lurkdGM He's stomping everywhere.
[17:00] ZombieRaptor 4df+7 Yashen!
[17:00] Glacon ZombieRaptor: Yashen!: 7 (4df+7=+, 0, 0, -)
[17:00] Neon (And back again :I)
[17:01] lurkdGM (zombieraptor, you tagging something?)
[17:01] ZombieRaptor (fast learner)
[17:02] lurkdGM Luvi, thanks to your photographic memory and attention to detail. You successfully etch the word on the golem. Then it suddenly stops.
[17:02] lurkdGM Frozen in stance.
[17:02] ihp Jacob grunts. "Did… did you get it?"
[17:03] lurkdGM It falls over into a pile of junk.
[17:03] lurkdGM *CRASH*
[17:03] lurkdGM The head rolls over towards Jacob and rests against his leg.
[17:03] ZombieRaptor "Ack! Fuck!"
[17:03] lurkdGM *tap*
[17:03] ZombieRaptor (Was still on his back)
[17:03] ihp Jacob picks up the head, inspecting it for that symbol Harlan pointed out.
[17:04] ZombieRaptor Luvi pushes his way out of the junk.
[17:04] lurkdGM Jacob, the symbol is there on the back written very ornately. Not carved like the carousel horses.
[17:05] lurkdGM Luvi, you're fine except for a few scrapes.
[17:06] ZombieRaptor Luvi shoulders his rifle, walking over to Jacob, kneeling beside him. "You took a nasty hit, you alright?"
[17:06] lurkdGM Jacob, you for sure broke something.
[17:06] ihp Jacob takes the head, grunting. "I… something's broken. Ow…."
[17:07] ZombieRaptor Luvi offers a hand. "Can you leg it back to the office building?"
[17:07] lurkdGM Disney people come running up. "Gunshots… we heard gunshots."
[17:07] lurkdGM There's a gurney being wheeled out.
[17:07] lurkdGM One of the lawyers approaches the group, briefcase in hand.
[17:08] ZombieRaptor Luvi waves them over "Jacob is hurt!"
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[17:09] lurkdGM A paramedic looks him over and puts him on the gurney. The lawyer blurts out orders. "Nothing happened here. Get him a splint and get him out!"
[17:09] lurkdGM He tosses the case to Luvi.
[17:09] ihp Jacob holds on to the head of the Golem, still, unless someone takes it from him.
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[17:10] lurkdGM "As per the deal." Jacob has the head still.
[17:10] ZombieRaptor (Keep dat shit)
[17:10] ZombieRaptor Luvi opens it up.
[17:10] lurkdGM Luvi, MONIES!
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[17:10] lurkdGM "That's for your boss, not for you!"
[17:10] lurkdGM "Now get your asses on the plane."
[17:11] lurkdGM "You're going back home.
[17:11] ZombieRaptor Luvi closes the case "You're welcome fucker"
[17:11] Neon Edvin chuckles.
[17:11] lurkdGM doot doot doot da-doot doot DOOT!
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[17:12] lurkdGM Everyone is flown back to New York. Jacob has the head and a splint over his forearm as well as a nasty bruise on his side.
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[17:13] lurkdGM Everyone is flown back to New York. Jacob has the head and a splint over his forearm as well as a nasty bruise on his side.
[17:13] lurkdGM Jacob that arm is for sure broke.
[17:14] =-= lurkdGM is now known as lurkd
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[17:14] lurkd #origins-ic

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