[2017-02-05 20:39:24] <Talonair> Dana works away in her office, the radio playing
[2017-02-05 20:40:17] <Hankolijo> Dana, the damn thing, in the middle of an Italian serenade, starts acting up! Parts of the song seem to repeat themselves, before the song fades out into static.
[2017-02-05 20:40:33] <Talonair> "Awww ddamnit, just got this thin' replaced."
[2017-02-05 20:40:58] <Hankolijo> Wait, it seems like it's coming back! But it sounds different.
[2017-02-05 20:41:49] <Talonair> "Hmm.>"
[2017-02-05 20:43:38] <Hankolijo> When the static goes away, you hear that it's a jingle! A pleasant mixture of piano and violin strikes, accompanied by a chorus hum, leading into them singing out 'Good morning Alexandria!'
[2017-02-05 20:44:14] <Talonair> Dana sits to listen, frowning
[2017-02-05 20:46:14] <Hankolijo> "Goood morning, my amicos! It's 8 AM on this beautiful Saturday morning, the sun's shining bright and the birds are singing, and as always, with you is Melko Rewitz." A man's voice, crystal clear and a bit singy, comes from the radio.
[2017-02-05 20:47:17] <Talonair> "It's not Saturday…"
[2017-02-05 20:48:49] <Hankolijo> "The weather outside is beautiful, and Alexandria is as bright and peaceful as ever, thanks to the work of the local militia and our Supreme Leader's watch from the tower!"
[2017-02-05 20:49:56] <Talonair> "….?"
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[2017-02-05 20:51:23] <Hankolijo> The music in the background has quieted down while Melko speaks. "This morning, we've received a letter from one of our listeners, one 'William Loraine'. Let's see what he says!"
[2017-02-05 20:53:20] <Talonair> Dana listens!
[2017-02-05 20:54:37] <Hankolijo> "'Dear Melko', says William, 'I have been through some rough things lately. The girl I loved said she doesn't want to see me anymore, and I haven't been able to find her for days! I've looked everywhere!'"
[2017-02-05 20:59:01] <Talonair> (Keep postin, not much for Dana to do :P)
[2017-02-05 21:00:25] <Hankolijo> (Ah, sorry.)
[2017-02-05 21:01:25] <Hankolijo> "Well, William, you shouldn't worry too hard! She probably just wants her time. We know how our loved ones can be sometimes! She's definitely still around here, and will come to see you in no time! As we all know, there isn't any leaving Alexandria!" He laughs a little.
[2017-02-05 21:02:37] <Talonair> ~The fuck is this place?~
[2017-02-05 21:02:38] <Hankolijo> "Because, after all-" The sound suddenly cuts to static. You still hear bits from the man's voice in there, but nothing can be made out clearly.
[2017-02-05 21:03:22] <Talonair> "Hmm.."
[2017-02-05 21:03:38] <Hankolijo> Still static.
[2017-02-05 21:04:04] <Talonair> She'll try switching between stations
[2017-02-05 21:04:46] <Hankolijo> Static, static, static… "-no crimes to be reported for a month now! Truly, you can't find a better place anywhere in this world than our little town of Alexandria."
[2017-02-05 21:05:21] <Talonair> "That's bullshit."
[2017-02-05 21:08:54] <Hankolijo> "And now, for a short musical break. Our guests today will be our local rising stars, 'UnRepent'! I hear their stuff is pretty hardcore! This has been Melko Rewitz, Good Morning Alexandria!"
[2017-02-05 21:09:15] <Hankolijo> A somewhat odd, heavy song plays halfway, before cutting back into static.
[2017-02-05 21:09:27] <Hankolijo> (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kkbYuYhZBw)
[2017-02-05 21:09:29] <Glacon> Hankolijo: Celldweller - I Can't Wait - length 5m25s - 12486↑184↓ - 1,786,306 views - celldweller on 2011.06.28
[2017-02-05 21:10:02] <Talonair> "The 'ell is this music..?"
[2017-02-05 21:10:53] <Hankolijo> After a minute of static, it returns to regularly scheduled programming.
[2017-02-05 21:11:30] <Talonair> Dana writes up a report for the incident!
[2017-02-05 21:12:18] <Hankolijo> She'll later find out that several other radios around site had acted up, reports involving similar radio programs, supposedly from different days. None of them included a song, however.
Good Morning Alexandria!