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22:33 Talonair Rebecca wanders in
22:33 DrScottJonas Andy walks in.
22:34 Roget Everyone in the cafeteria, you can see three security guards standing by the door, with truncheons drawn and an uneasy expression on their faces. Inside, three men and one woman are running around in… superhero underpants. One of the men has an additional pair on his head. They're all holding their arms out and making flying noises, or attempting to pick up
22:34 Roget the tables.
22:34 Talonair "…."
22:34 DrScottJonas "fuckin hell…"
22:34 Roget "Thank god you're here!" one of the guards looks over. "These guys are part of the crew bringing new scps over. A crate fell over with these undies in them, and one thing led to another, and now we've lost control."
22:35 Talonair "What the shit?"
22:35 DrScottJonas "I know, right?"
22:35 Roget "It's a cognitohazard! They think they have super powers."
22:36 Roget Two of the men begin to have a fight in the middle of the cafeteria. They're mostly rubbing their fists into each others faces while making explosion sounds with their mouths.
22:36 Nemi Cait hobbles her way up after Rebecca. So slow. So slow! "Whaat? But.. I.. um."
22:36 Talonair "So… What do you expect us to do?"
22:36 DrScottJonas "Shit, so should we just try to subdue them, and avoid the underwear."
22:36 Roget The woman begins to spin with her arms out, making helicopter noises. "Whoosh! I will fly through your ceiling and escape to freedom!"
22:37 Nemi ".. okay um. I don't know what I can do here so I'll be.. moral support. Yeah!"
22:37 Roget "Bingo, jack. Be careful, the one with the undies on his head is tough. He broke steve's nose!"
22:37 Talonair "Right, I'll just go punch them all in the face, the rest of you pin them down."
22:37 Roget A guard with blood streaming down his face waves to them. "He bwoke by node!"
22:37 DrScottJonas "That's my kind of thinking."
22:37 Nemi Cait wobbles on her crutches and frowns.
22:38 Roget There are four people. One guy is wandering around, two are fighting, and the woman is spinning in place.
22:38 Talonair Rebecca walks up to the woman and punches her in the face
22:38 Roget Melee!
22:38 Talonair 4df+7 (MEL+Street Fighter)
22:38 Glacon Talonair: (MEL+Street Fighter): 8 (4df+7=+, 0, +, -)
22:38 DrScottJonas 4df+5
22:38 Glacon DrScottJonas: 5 (4df+5=+, -, 0, 0)
22:38 Roget 4df+2 facepunch
22:38 Glacon Roget: facepunch: 3 (4df+2=+, -, 0, +)
22:38 Roget both punching the same one?
22:38 DrScottJonas Andy also hits a guy, too.
22:38 DrScottJonas No, different guy.
22:39 Roget After that shocking display of girl on girl action, the woman drops like a bag of stoners.
22:39 Roget Which one? There are three.
22:39 DrScottJonas Guy 1
22:39 DrScottJonas The one without head underwear.
22:39 Roget 4df+7 NOT TODAY, VILLAIN!
22:39 Glacon Roget: NOT TODAY, VILLAIN!: 6 (4df+7=0, -, +, -)
22:40 Roget Your punch is ineffective. He turns to you and raises his hands. "I AM THE MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE! DO NOT MOCK ME WITH THESE WEAKLINGS THAT I CAN BRING TO JUSTICE WITH BARE HANDS!"
22:40 Roget 4df+5 Pimp slap!
22:40 Glacon Roget: Pimp slap!: 4 (4df+5=+, -, -, 0)
22:40 DrScottJonas Agi or PDEF?
22:41 Roget agi to dodge pdef to take it
22:41 Nemi Cait /gapes/ So much violence!
22:41 DrScottJonas 4df+5 lol no
22:41 Talonair After what Cait did to that Knight she has no right to be shocked
22:41 Glacon DrScottJonas: lol no: 7 (4df+5=+, +, 0, 0)
22:41 DrScottJonas that was agi
22:42 Nemi Cait does what she wants. You're not her real dad.
22:42 Roget You nimbly dodge his sluggish blow. "Villain! Do not attempt to delay the inevitable! You face JUSTICE!"
22:42 Roget he waves his hands in the air like he just don't care
22:43 Talonair Rebecca walks up to pants-on-head man and knees him in his gentleman's parts
22:43 Talonair 4df+7
22:43 Glacon Talonair: 9 (4df+7=0, +, +, 0)
22:43 Roget Meanwhile, the two guys who were fighting have tuckered each other out and are now kinda hugging on the floor, and the woman is still out cold on the ground.
22:43 DrScottJonas Sam punches the attempted Slapper
22:43 Roget 4df+7 mommy
22:43 DrScottJonas 4df+5
22:43 Glacon Roget: mommy: 5 (4df+7=0, -, -, 0)
22:43 Glacon DrScottJonas: 6 (4df+5=0, +, 0, 0)
22:43 Roget His wind knocked out of him, the man stumbles into the wall and slides to the floor.
22:43 Roget "No more peanuts for me stewardess…."
22:45 DrScottJonas And for the guy Andy punched
22:45 Talonair With the task done she looks back at the security guys
22:46 Roget Two of them are collecting the two fighters and the woman, while the others provide cover by cowering behind the door.
22:46 Talonair "That wasn't too hard."
22:46 Roget Perception!
22:46 Nemi Cait whispers to Rebecca, "I think they're rookies, don't be too mean."
22:46 Nemi 4df+4 eyes
22:46 Glacon Nemi: eyes: 4 (4df+4=+, 0, -, 0)
22:46 Talonair 4df+4 Wai
22:46 Glacon Talonair: Wai: 1 (4df+4=-, -, 0, -)
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22:46 DrScottJonas 4df+3
22:46 Glacon DrScottJonas: 5 (4df+3=+, 0, 0, +)
22:47 Roget Andy and Cait, you see that ol' pants-on-head is now… floating. His undies are glowing, and he's got steam wafting up from his skin.
22:47 DrScottJonas "Oh fuckin hell."
22:48 Nemi ".. oh jeez! Someone get those off him!"
22:48 Talonair "Call me next time you need a spider taking outside, alright?" She grins, before looking at Andy. "What?"
22:48 Roget "DO NOT FEAR, CITIZENS, SUPERDUPERMAN IS HERE!" his voice booms now, causing flakes of concrete and dust to float down from the ceiling. The security guards beat a hasty retreat, taking the other wannabe superhero/ins with them.
22:49 Talonair "…. Oh you're fucking kidding me."
22:49 Roget "I DO NOT KID, VILLAIN!"
22:49 Nemi "Bwah!" The shockwave makes Cait tumble over, crutches and all.
22:49 Roget He swoops down at Rebecca!
22:49 Roget 4df+7 SWOOP SWOOP DA WOOP
22:49 Glacon Roget: SWOOP SWOOP DA WOOP: 7 (4df+7=0, -, 0, +)
22:49 Roget agi or pdef!
22:49 Talonair 4df+8 (AGI+Firefight Dancer) Nope!
22:49 Glacon Talonair: (AGI+Firefight Dancer) Nope!: 9 (4df+8=+, 0, -, +)
22:51 Roget You manage to avoid his swoops, and his momentum carries him to the center of the room, near the ceiling. He's uneasy in his floating, and wobbles a lot. "DO NOT DELAY THE INEVITABIBLE! I AM JUSTIFICAL!"
22:51 DrScottJonas "THAT'S NOT A WORD, right?"
22:52 Talonair Rebecca runs at him, jumping off a table and aiming a punch for his face
22:52 DrScottJonas "UP YOURS TOO"
22:52 Roget Agility to jump!
22:52 Talonair 4df+5
22:52 Glacon Talonair: 3 (4df+5=0, -, 0, -)
22:52 Roget 4df+4
22:52 Glacon Roget: 7 (4df+4=+, +, 0, +)
22:53 Roget You don't get the desired altitude and end up falling on your ass.
22:53 Roget "HA HA!"
22:53 Talonair She grumbles in cantonese as she stands
22:53 DrScottJonas 4df+5 Andy tries that!
22:53 Glacon DrScottJonas: Andy tries that!: 3 (4df+5=-, +, -, -)
22:54 Roget 4df+4
22:54 Glacon Roget: 5 (4df+4=+, 0, +, -)
22:54 Roget You also fall on your behind!
22:54 Roget The underman giggles. "Wow, you guys are really bad at this."
22:54 Talonair "Can I just shoot him?"
22:54 DrScottJonas "Goddamn piece of shit legs.."
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22:55 Roget "No! He's being affected by an scp!" yells a guard. "Just incapacatate him!"
22:56 Talonair "Urg, fine." She grabs a bench and swings it at him
22:56 Roget melee!
22:56 DrScottJonas Andy takes off his boot and throws that.
22:56 Talonair 4df+7 (MEL+Streetfighter) Improvised weapons for the win!
22:56 Glacon Talonair: (MEL+Streetfighter) Improvised weapons for the win!: 9 (4df+7=+, +, 0, 0)
22:56 DrScottJonas 4df+5
22:56 Glacon DrScottJonas: 9 (4df+5=+, +, +, +)
22:56 DrScottJonas :D
22:57 Roget 4df+5 owie
22:57 Glacon Roget: owie: 3 (4df+5=0, -, -, 0)
22:57 Nemi Cait tries to pick herself up. Curse you, messed up leg and shoulder! "Can you STOP PLEASE we're not evildoers probably!"
22:58 Roget The boot baps him on the upside of the head, hard enough to actually cause him to do a spin in the air! After he rights himself, he looks angrily at Andy just in time for Rebecca to cause his entire body to be caught by a bench. He's down!
22:59 DrScottJonas "Hell yea!"
22:59 Talonair She pins him under the bench before sitting on it
22:59 Roget "Bluph… godzilla is my dad."
22:59 DrScottJonas Andy retrieves his boot.
22:59 Roget It's kind of sticky where it impacted him.
22:59 Nemi ".. okay. Um. Try and /carefully/ remove the underwear?"
23:00 Roget The undies are no longer glowing, they actually look a bit worn out now.
23:00 Talonair "I'm pinning him down, someone else do it."
23:00 DrScottJonas "I'd do it if I had my gloves with me."
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23:03 Talonair "Just someone do it?"
23:03 DrScottJonas Andy goes and gets his work gloves, then comes back.
23:03 Roget "Hurry up! He could become dangerous again!" the guards sound worried.
23:03 DrScottJonas He first takes off the head underwear.
23:04 Roget strength!
23:04 Nemi Cait's on crutches and rather frail looking as is. She frets in the background.
23:04 DrScottJonas 4df+4 vigilante stronk
23:04 Glacon DrScottJonas: vigilante stronk: 4 (4df+4=-, +, -, +)
23:04 Roget Cait, perception.
23:05 Roget You peel his undies off of his head. They seem to have been glued on with a thick layer of sweat and human grease. Ew.
23:05 Roget He's got a pretty nice widow's peak under there(under where?) with red hair.
23:06 DrScottJonas Andy holds them up with one hand. "Anyone got what they were in?"
23:06 Nemi 4df+4 per!
23:06 Glacon Nemi: per!: 3 (4df+4=0, -, 0, 0)
23:06 Talonair Rebecca continues sitting on the bench on the underpants man
23:06 Roget You see a pair of undies on the ground, undisturbed. There's a wonder woman logo on it. MDEF!
23:06 Roget \A guard walks over and holds a box out as far away from himself as possible. "In here, bud."
23:07 DrScottJonas Andy deposits the undies.
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23:10 DrScottJonas He then moves on to the bottom pair.
23:11 Nemi 4df+3 Mdef!
23:11 Glacon Nemi: Mdef!: 4 (4df+3=+, -, +, 0)
23:11 Roget They're not comin' off. The guy seems to have knocked out, anyways. The guards drag him out from under the table and lift him up. "Ugh! This guy smells like a brick shithouse on a hot summer's day."
23:11 Roget "Nice one, Bill. Real descriptive."
23:11 Roget 4df+4
23:11 Glacon Roget: 3 (4df+4=-, 0, 0, 0)
23:11 Roget Cait, you feel a strong but not overwhelming urge to put the undies on your head.
23:12 DrScottJonas Andy gets up, and takes his gloves off. They'll be washed later.
23:12 Nemi "Woah um.. I reeeeally wanna put those on. My head. Um.. good thing I can barely move or bend down at all because I think I might otherwise do /just that/."
23:13 DrScottJonas "Yeah, cognitohazards'll do that."
23:13 Roget The guards notice, and quickly stuff it in the box. "Careful! This stuff really messes with yer head."
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23:14 Roget They put everyone of the superhero wannabes onto a cart, plop the box on top, and roll it off down the hall. You hear the wheels squeak until it turns a corner, and then they're gone.

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