Death Of Conrad

21:10:26: <ProcyonLotor> (Tyler goes out back, and puts Conrad down like a wounded horse)
21:12:03: <gumbal1> (Harlan helps bury the body)
21:12:14: <gumbal1> (redact)
21:12:14: <ZOMBIERAPTOR> (Poor bastard, we barely knew ye)
21:13:02: <gumbal1> (He mummifies the body, wrapping his body in gauze in vein of the Egyptian mummys, as was Conrad's last wish)
21:13:53: <Jabonicus> (Puts in boat, sets boat on fire, pushes boat into water, as tradition in home country)
21:14:47: <ProcyonLotor> (sinks boat. guy doesn't deserve a traditional death)
21:15:07: <ProcyonLotor> 4df+10 (how many whiskeys does Tyler need to drink to forget about Conrad)
21:15:07: <Glacon> ProcyonLotor: (how many whiskeys does Tyler need to drink to forget about Conrad): 12 (4df+10=3+, 0, 0, 3+)
21:15:18: <ProcyonLotor> (Tyler downs 12 whiskeys)
21:15:46: <ihp> (We are horrible)
21:16:00: <Jabonicus> (I don't even know what he did)
21:17:25: <gumbal1> 4df+4 (we'll take a cup of kindness yet for Auld Lang Syne)
21:17:26: <Glacon> gumbal1: (we'll take a cup of kindness yet for Auld Lang Syne): 3 (4df+4=0, 3+, 4-, 4-)
21:17:52: <gumbal1> (Harlan downs three entire bottles of wine)
21:18:22: <ProcyonLotor> (Tyler pukes)
21:20:03: <ZOMBIERAPTOR> (Luvi tosses several thousand HR books onto where the ship went down)
21:20:52: <ProcyonLotor> (May god sing ye to your rest, sweet bastard)
21:21:37: <Jabonicus> (Goodbye, we won't miss ye)
21:22:00: <gumbal1> (Harlan cries himself to sleep, already missing Conrad)
21:22:25: <Jabonicus> (I SAID WE WON'T MISS YE)
21:22:50: <ZOMBIERAPTOR> (Luvi misses him dearly)
21:22:55: <ProcyonLotor> (Pats Harlan. "You'll find the one someday, sweetie.")
21:23:02: <gumbal1> (Harlan pukes everywhere in his sleep due to the 3 bottles of wine he drank)
21:23:50: <ZOMBIERAPTOR> (Luvi stops by with two HR manuals to help him clean up the mess)

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