Dave Shot the Sheriff

Pre-Run Soft-RP
(07:41:33 PM) Roget: Susan, mdef
(07:41:56 PM) ihp: 4df+3 The one time I want to fail….
(07:41:56 PM) Glacon: ihp: The one time I want to fail….: 3 (4df+3=-, 0, +, 0)
(07:44:01 PM) Roget: Susan, you suddenly see your surroundings peel away, revealing an abandoned church. At the top of the altar, there is a soap statue of Pope Innocent III. You don't know how you know it's Innocent III, but you feel it in your brain bones. Then, it all snaps back to reality.
(07:44:30 PM) ihp: Susan falls out of her chair, flat on to her ass. "Gah SHIT! What the fuck!"
(07:46:04 PM) Roget: «Attention all personnel, uh, please, come to the storage room, uh, area, the Navigator has had a vision.»
(07:47:09 PM) ZombieRaptor: Luvi wakes up "gah! Fuck"
(07:47:28 PM) Stupid_Lost: Harley looks up and grabs his coat, feeling good about how useful he's going to be on this one. "Well then, time I showed up these dandy rookies one more time." He slips on his suit jacket and drains his whiskey before grabbing his gun, hat and smokes and heading out.
(07:48:01 PM) ihp: Susan blinks. ~Navigator… what?~ She gets up and makes her way to storage.
(07:48:10 PM) ZombieRaptor: He picks Marge up off his lap and runs to set the cat down in his room and grab his gear
(07:48:35 PM) ZombieRaptor: -then makes his way to storage
(07:50:44 PM) Stupid_Lost: After a while, he makes it to storage, after getting lost for a good 15 minutes or so.
(07:52:23 PM) ZombieRaptor: Luvi looks at the new (redact me ever having seen her before :/ ) gal "New here?"
(07:52:52 PM) Roget: The Administrator is there, smoking something smokable. "Is this, uh, all?"
(07:53:02 PM) Stupid_Lost: He spots Susan and makes his way over, displaying dominance by lightly jostling Luvi as he passes him. "Hey Susan!"
(07:53:28 PM) ZombieRaptor: Luvi displays his dominance by slapping the back of his head.
(07:53:37 PM) ZombieRaptor: Harley's head that is.
(07:53:41 PM) ihp: Susan nods at Luvi, and winks at Harley. "Hello there, Harley Um…" She steps towards the Admin. "I think I had the vision-thing? I saw…" She describes what she saw.
(07:54:03 PM) Stupid_Lost: "AGH!"
(07:54:50 PM) Roget: "Okay." The Administrator puts his hand on the Navigator, and closes his eyes.
(07:55:33 PM) FlameShirt: Dave packs up all his stuff, grabs his totally boss EM-2 rifle and appears.
(07:55:37 PM) Stupid_Lost: He glares at Luvi before leaning over to Susan. "You sure you weren't smoking some of that ganja stuff or something? What you saw looked mighty intense."
(07:56:18 PM) Roget: "Alright. You're going to Vermont. There's an old church."
(07:56:59 PM) ihp: "…okay, but what the- what does a soap sculpture have to do with anything, sir?"
(07:57:15 PM) Stupid_Lost: "One question sir…will we be riding that rape van again?"
(07:57:54 PM) Roget: "… No."
(07:58:01 PM) Positronium left the room (quit: Quit: Abscond!).
(07:58:05 PM) Roget: "The soap statue is the anomaly, detected by the Navigator."
(07:58:28 PM) Stupid_Lost: "Oh thank God."
(07:58:59 PM) ihp: ~Rape van?~ "So…. Vermont. I've always wanted to see Vermont. Yay."
(07:59:26 PM) FlameShirt: Dave just stands in the group, smiling away.
(08:00:08 PM) Stupid_Lost: Harley lights up a cigarette. "Right, so get the sculpture, get out, maybe grab a couple of cheeseburgers before heading…home." Who the fuck is that smiling fucker?
(08:00:43 PM) ZombieRaptor: "It's probably not going to be that easy Harley"
(08:01:02 PM) Roget: "The jeeps are fueled at, uh, the front of the site."
(08:01:21 PM) FlameShirt: Harley, you don't know, but he looks pretty fucking dapper: http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u12/Jack-Lemmon/Website%20Help/MarriageableMale314457457.jpg
(08:02:01 PM) FlameShirt: He does have a big Red Cross symbol on his arm though.
(08:02:03 PM) Stupid_Lost: "With these things, when is it ever easy? Come on Sandwich Kraut, Suzie." He looks at the smiling guy and frowns. "…you too Smiler, come on."
(08:02:13 PM) ihp: Susan holds her head and looks at the group. "So… we're going after a soap sculpture of Pope Innocent III, then?"
(08:02:53 PM) Stupid_Lost: "Looks like. What kind of stupid fucker makes a soap sculpture about that particular pope though?"
(08:03:04 PM) FlameShirt: "Smiler, that's the best. Sir, what people are we going to encounter at the church? Staff-wise?"
(08:03:05 PM) ZombieRaptor: "I suppose so.. Susie? Though its probably not that easy and is likely to kill one of us"
(08:05:06 PM) Stupid_Lost: "I don't know, old ladies and a bunch of kids? Fuck if I know, I've never been to Vermont."
(08:05:35 PM) ihp: "The church looked abandoned when I saw it… so probably nobody."
(08:05:40 PM) ZombieRaptor: "Let's go… Scout out the area when we get there"
(08:05:48 PM) ZombieRaptor: Luvi starts towards the front.
(08:07:15 PM) Roget is now known as RogetGMs
(08:07:24 PM) RogetGMs: The two jeeps await
(08:07:38 PM) FlameShirt: "Ah well." Dave heads off, a skip in his step.
(08:07:46 PM) ZombieRaptor: Luvi climbs into the driver seat of one, starting it, then waits for the others.
(08:07:54 PM) ZombieRaptor: Once he gets there*
(08:08:05 PM) Stupid_Lost: Harley gets into the jeep, patting a seat right beside him for Suzie.
(08:08:58 PM) ZombieRaptor: (Is in Luvi's jeep?)
(08:09:04 PM) ZombieRaptor: (Harley)
(08:09:10 PM) ihp: Susan sits besie Harley and smiles.
(08:09:13 PM) ihp: beside*
(08:10:29 PM) RogetGMs: There's maps on the dashboard, leading them where they need to go
(08:10:39 PM) Stupid_Lost: Yes he is, and he worms an arm around her waist because fuck yeah dames.
(08:11:02 PM) FlameShirt: Dave jumps into the van! Vroom vroom!
(08:11:14 PM) ZombieRaptor: "Dave can you guide me with the map?"
(08:11:45 PM) ZombieRaptor: (I'm assuming Dave is in front seat since others must be in the back)
(08:12:15 PM) ihp: Susan is using all of her self control to keep from stabbing Harley in the groin with the trench knife she carries in her purse. All dames should carry trench knives.
(08:13:08 PM) FlameShirt: "Can do!" Dave picks up the map. "Looks like you wanna be heading for the I-91!"
(08:13:20 PM) ZombieRaptor: Luvi starts driving "Thanks Dave"
(08:13:43 PM) RogetGMs: vroom veoom to #homeimprovement
(08:13:43 PM) ZombieRaptor: He drives us into #homeimprovement ?
(08:13:49 PM) ZombieRaptor: (Yep)
Home Improvement
<FlameShirt> 4df+3
<Glacon> FlameShirt: 4 (4df+3=0, +, -, +)
<Proto_Lost> 4df+4
<Glacon> Proto_Lost: 8 (4df+4=+, +, +, +)
<Proto_Lost> SHAZAM
<RogetGMs> Harley sees a robed man stooped behind the pope
<RogetGMs> on a rope
<RogetGMs> everyone else sees jack shit
<FlameShirt> Dave goes back to humming country tunes.
<RogetGMs> Harley, he's carrying a dagger, and has… three eyes? Or is that a tatoo?
<ZombieRaptor> Luvi keeps his rifle trained on where the rustling is, moving up more.
<ZombieRaptor> Was*
<Proto_Lost> He holds out a hand to everyone, waving them back. "…we got a hostile, armed."
<ZombieRaptor> Luvi whispers "Where?!"
<FlameShirt> "…Be invisible to a white tail o- Hmm?"
<Proto_Lost> "…behind the stupid soap thing."
<RogetGMs> his voice is BOOMING
<FlameShirt> "Pffft, loot like loot."
<ihp> Susan stays silent, covering her ears. ~Christ alive!~
<ZombieRaptor> "Fuck, you are a loud one aren't you."
<Proto_Lost> He wiggles a finger in his ear, frowning. "Jesus fuck man, I know your church is more outdoors than indoors now, but would it kill you to use your indoor voice at least?"
<ZombieRaptor> "AND WHY IS THAT!" Luvi yells.
<Proto_Lost> "Luvi, shut your mouth and keep your finger ready."
<ZombieRaptor> "My finger is always ready to fire."
<ihp> Susan silently facepalms.
<FlameShirt> Dave is laughing his ass off.
<Proto_Lost> "*Fucking* hell, will all of you shut up!"
<ihp> She tries to sneak into the church, and up to behind the bellowing man.
<ihp> 4df+8 UPON OUR PREY WE STEAL (tagging Op Sec again)
<Glacon> ihp: UPON OUR PREY WE STEAL (tagging Op Sec again): 5 (4df+8=0, -, -, -)
<ZombieRaptor> (Glacon hates you)
<Proto_Lost> Harley continues drawing aggro, though its pointless now since the other half of the sneaking duo just shouted and revealed his position. "Yeah, I don't know how to break it to you, but both of those fuckers are dead."
<RogetGMs> Susan is now behind the SCREAMING MAN
<ihp> Susan stands up and tries to clock the man in the back of the head with her trench knife's knuckle duster to knock the fucker out. Roll melee?
<Proto_Lost> "Christ, thank God I don't have a hangover."
<RogetGMs> melee, yeah
<ihp> 4df+3 Kay-Oh! (Melee)
<Glacon> ihp: Kay-Oh! (Melee): 1 (4df+3=-, 0, -, 0)
<ZombieRaptor> Luvi ducks behind a pew (can my guy maneuver around to disappear again, having done that before being a sniper?)
<RogetGMs> 4df+3 MY SKULL IS IRON
<Glacon> RogetGMs: MY SKULL IS IRON: 3 (4df+3=-, -, +, +)
<RogetGMs> The guy staggers, then turns around. "YOU DARE?"
<ZombieRaptor> "Take him down Harley!"
<ZombieRaptor> (Using melee)
<FlameShirt> 4df+6 "Hey dude, calm down." Happppppyyyyy
<Glacon> FlameShirt: "Hey dude, calm down." Happppppyyyyy: 5 (4df+6=0, 0, 0, -)
<ihp> Susan holds up her trench knife in a reverse grip. "Shoot to wound!"
<Proto_Lost> "Ah fuck." Harley runs up to the guy as fast as he can go while he's on Suzie…gotta protect his damsel in distress after all.
<ZombieRaptor> Luvi stands up and fires a shot into the mans leg 4df+9 (tagging marksman)
<Proto_Lost> 4df+11 tagging Fighting Dirty for SUCKER PUNCH
<Glacon> Proto_Lost: tagging Fighting Dirty for SUCKER PUNCH: 10 (4df+11=-, 0, +, -)
<RogetGMs> 4df+3 oh my
<Glacon> RogetGMs: oh my: 4 (4df+3=0, +, 0, 0)
<ZombieRaptor> 4df+9 I'm stupid!
<Glacon> ZombieRaptor: I'm stupid!: 10 (4df+9=+, 0, +, -)
<RogetGMs> With the combined force of 20-4/2… the SCREAMING MAN collapses to the ground. Moments later, he begins to eminate an ear-piercing shriek.
<ihp> Susan covers her ears. "Son of a bitch!"
<ZombieRaptor> "Shut him the fuck up!"
<ZombieRaptor> "HIT HIM IN THE FUCKING FACE!!!!"
<Proto_Lost> Roll melee for curbstomp?
<FlameShirt> 4df+4 Dave pistols at him
<Glacon> FlameShirt: Dave pistols at him: 2 (4df+4=0, -, -, 0)
<RogetGMs> Dave, your pistols kick up red hot ash. This man is dissolving, and his screams continue to echo throughout the room… where is everyone standing?
<ZombieRaptor> Luvi is behind a pew.
<Proto_Lost> Harley is right by the dissolving person.
<ihp> Susan's presumably standing right behind him.
<Proto_Lost> Close to Suzie I assume.
<FlameShirt> Dave reasonably near the back.
<RogetGMs> Luvi, you hear a snapping above you… and the chandelier begins to fall. Roll agility to not die
<ZombieRaptor> 4df+4 "OH FUCK"
<Glacon> ZombieRaptor: "OH FUCK": 5 (4df+4=+, 0, 0, 0)
<ZombieRaptor> Luvi dive rolls if he gets out of the way
<Glacon> RogetGMs: CRUSH KILL DESTROY: 2 (4df+4=-, +, -, -)
<Proto_Lost> Once the ringing in his ears subsides, he tugs a bit on his suit to fix the fit. "Christ, stop making me look too competent guys."
<RogetGMs> Luvi deftly dodges as the chandelier fucking SMASHES INTO THE GROUND! It sends pieces flying all over the damned place!
<Proto_Lost> Harley just chuckles. "Jesus Luvi, nice roll."
<ZombieRaptor> Luvi stands up, glad to be alive. "Thanks… Now grab the damn pope"
<RogetGMs> The screams continue, and bits of rubble are dropping from above
<RogetGMs> this place won't stand for long
<ihp> Susan looks around for the Pope. On a rope. As the church collapses.
<FlameShirt> "Hey, grab the loots and run!" Dave spies around for anything golden.
<Proto_Lost> He looks a little dismayed that no one heard his sick burn, and straight up grabs the damn thing a few feet away from him.
<RogetGMs> It's on the pedestal
<RogetGMs> Harley gets it!
<ihp> Susan runs out of the church. ~I am going to punch Luvi in the face for this…~
<RogetGMs> Dave it's an old ass church you asshole don't steal from here
<ZombieRaptor> "Let's go Harley!"
<FlameShirt> Dave feels a sudden twinge of guilt and puts on an uncharacteristic frown.
<Proto_Lost> Harley then runs out of the church, the pope swinging on his hand, by the rope.
<RogetGMs> Who's outside?
<FlameShirt> Dave heads out.
<ihp> Susan GTFO'd.
<Proto_Lost> Harley, presumably, as fuck is he's getting his shit kicked in by a collapsing church.
<ZombieRaptor> Luvi is heading towards the entrance quickly
<RogetGMs> Harley, Luvi, roll agility to escape!
<ZombieRaptor> 4df+4
<Glacon> ZombieRaptor: 5 (4df+4=+, +, -, 0)
<Proto_Lost> 4df+3 ah hell
<Glacon> Proto_Lost: ah hell: 4 (4df+3=0, 0, 0, +)
<RogetGMs> 4df+4 THUD
<Glacon> RogetGMs: THUD: 4 (4df+4=0, -, 0, +)
<RogetGMs> Luvi manages to spring out, while Harley is barely out by the skin of his teeth when the whole thing crumbles down into oblivion. Harley, you have to scamper to avoid debris.

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<RogetGMs> In the distance, you hear sirens.

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<ZombieRaptor> "Everyone in the jeep! I left it running, let's go!"
<FlameShirt> "… Get in the jeeps, we're leaving." Dave jumps!
<ZombieRaptor> Luvi runs to the driver seat and hops in!
<ihp> Susan gets in the jeep.
<RogetGMs> The engine isn't running… could it be that it stalled out while they were inside?
<Proto_Lost> Harley adjusts his hat and rolls his shoulders a bit before leaping into the jeep once he's close, annoyed that he can't even quip.
<ZombieRaptor> "Shit! The engine isn't running!"
<FlameShirt> 4df+4 Dave spies for the sirens. Range?
<Glacon> FlameShirt: Dave spies for the sirens. Range?: 5 (4df+4=0, 0, +, 0)
<ZombieRaptor> Luvi tries to restart the jeep
<RogetGMs> They're far off, from town, but getting closer. You have minutes.
<RogetGMs> *Rrrrrrrr…. Rrrrrrrr* it struggles, almost turning over once or twice
<ihp> Susan digs in her purse, taking out an FBI badge and putting it in her pocket, just in case.
<Proto_Lost> "Start the fucking car!" Harley's panicking a bit, but he's already working on his cover story.
<FlameShirt> Dave keeps the door open, ready to jump out.
<ZombieRaptor> Luvi continues trying to start it!
<ZombieRaptor> "Fuck!"
<Proto_Lost> "Fucking typical!"
<ZombieRaptor> Luvi mentally prepares himself for a firefight, knowing he isn't going to get off scot-free if caught.
<ihp> "If the cops come, I'll handle this."
<FlameShirt> Dave is grinning. It's not a happy girn
<Proto_Lost> "You sure about that? I've got gumshoe cred if that helps."
<ihp> "I… used to work for a company where we had to learn how to lie a /lot/. So /hold your fucking fire/."
<FlameShirt> Dave continues grinning.
<ihp> Company should be in airquotes. And capitalized.
<Proto_Lost> Harley thumbs his nose with a grin, his story set now. "Oho, that sounds damn clandestine…mind telling me over dinner later?"
<ZombieRaptor> "You'd better hope so Susan… Or there will be a lot of innocent cops dead tonight"
<RogetGMs> The sirens come closer. A single squad car pulls into the lot behind them, and two officers get out.
<ihp> Susan gets out of the car, holding out the FBI badge.
<ZombieRaptor> Luvi continues trying to start it "fuckin shit"
<FlameShirt> 4df+7 Designated Marksman, pew pew pew
<Glacon> FlameShirt: Designated Marksman, pew pew pew: 6 (4df+7=-, +, -, 0)
<RogetGMs> Is he… shooting the cops?
<FlameShirt> Yes.
<Proto_Lost> "Stop starting it you idiot."
<ZombieRaptor> "DAVE NO!" Luvi screams!
<ZombieRaptor> Luvi tackles Dave
<Proto_Lost> …oh what the /FUCK/
<ZombieRaptor> Or tries to
<RogetGMs> 6df+7 The police duck down from the shots.
<Glacon> RogetGMs: The police duck down from the shots.: 3 (6df+7=-, -, -, 0, 0, -)
<RogetGMs> Dave shoots a cop. They can hear him yelp in pain.
<ZombieRaptor> 4df+2 Luvi tries to knock Dave out.
<Glacon> ZombieRaptor: Luvi tries to knock Dave out.: -2 (4df+2=-, -, -, -)
<ihp> "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, HANDCUFF THAT PSYCHOPATH!" She holds up her hands to the cops placatingly, clearly displaying the badge.
<Proto_Lost> Right, cover story set. He heads over to the cops, his head down. "Get that man out of here! We've got this!"
<FlameShirt> Dave… Dave doesn't…. Wha…
<ZombieRaptor> (I love glacon)
<RogetGMs> Luvi, pdef
<ZombieRaptor> 4df+2
<Glacon> ZombieRaptor: 2 (4df+2=-, +, +, -)
<RogetGMs> 4df+5
<Glacon> RogetGMs: 5 (4df+5=-, -, +, +)
<ZombieRaptor> "Someone help me take this crazy man down!"
<RogetGMs> Luvi, in trying to grab Dave, you take both of them tumbling to the ground, wrenching your arm. -1 body
<RogetGMs> "Identify yourselves!" the cop has his gun aimed at them
<ihp> 4df+7 "I am Agent Mayflower with the FBI. The man in the car is a deranged psychopath who just blew up this church, and somehow got a hand on my fellow agent's gun." (Bluff)
<Glacon> ihp: "I am Agent Mayflower with the FBI. The man in the car is a deranged psychopath who just blew up this church, and somehow got a hand on my fellow agent's gun." (Bluff): 8 (4df+7=0, +, 0, 0)
<RogetGMs> 4df+3 small town cop wits
<Glacon> RogetGMs: small town cop wits: 2 (4df+3=-, 0, 0, 0)
<RogetGMs> "… Is everyone okay?"
<ZombieRaptor> Luvi is trying to keep Dave on the ground.
<Proto_Lost> "Yeah…it looks like." He heads over to the cop, checking on his buddy…how's he look?
<FlameShirt> 4df+4 Dave struggles with Luvi, melee.
<Glacon> FlameShirt: Dave struggles with Luvi, melee.: 6 (4df+4=-, +, +, +)
<ZombieRaptor> 4df+2 Fuck Dave
<Glacon> ZombieRaptor: Fuck Dave: 1 (4df+2=+, -, 0, -)
<RogetGMs> The gunshot wound is in his leg. He's staunched it with cloth
<RogetGMs> Dave frees himself!
<ihp> "There was a second person in the church; he was a hostage. That psycho blew him up- AGENT HARKNESS GET HIM UNDER CONTROL!" She looks at the cops.
<FlameShirt> Dave has got the gun!
<FlameShirt> Dave drops it!
<Proto_Lost> "Oh shit."
<FlameShirt> Dave breaks down on the ground crying!
<Proto_Lost> "Susan, go detain Mr. Sanderson…I'll deal with the cops."
<ZombieRaptor> Luvi curses, his pistol out and clear to all it is pointed at Dave.
<RogetGMs> "…" the cop just watches "Is your man injured? I'm taking my partner to the hospital…"
<ihp> 4df+6 What are some nearby towns?
<Proto_Lost> He looks at the cop, pinching the bridge of his nose. "He's fine, you go and take your buddy there to the hospital…we've got this."
<Glacon> ihp: What are some nearby towns?: 6 (4df+6=+, 0, -, 0)
<FlameShirt> "I can… I…" Dave displays his Red Cross symbol on his arm.
<ZombieRaptor> Luvi stands up, gun still aimed at Dave.
<RogetGMs> "We're just taking him back to town, that way. Nothin' else around for miles at a time."
<FlameShirt> Dave stands up stop and take a couple of hesitant steps towards the cops.
<RogetGMs> The cop aims his gun at him
<ihp> "Agent Harkness, /contain the psychopath!/" She points at Dave.
<FlameShirt> "I can…" Dave displays his Red Cross symbol and again and gestures at injured!cop.
<Proto_Lost> "Harkness get that son of a bitch on the ground now!"
<ZombieRaptor> Luvi walks over and grabs his arms, pistol in its holster now. He pulls them behind his back and holds him in place.
<ZombieRaptor> (Roll strength?)
<RogetGMs> If Dave resists
<ZombieRaptor> Luvi whispers "what the fuck Dave?!"
<FlameShirt> 4df+4 Which he would at this pint.
<Glacon> FlameShirt: Which he would at this pint.: 2 (4df+4=-, 0, 0, -)
<FlameShirt> point*
<ZombieRaptor> 4df+2 fingers crossed
<Glacon> ZombieRaptor: fingers crossed: 3 (4df+2=-, 0, +, +)
<Proto_Lost> He pulls out his gun, keeping it trained on Dave with full intent to cap the fucker.
<RogetGMs> Dave is grabbed!
<ZombieRaptor> "Someone toss me some handcuffs?!"
<RogetGMs> The cop tosses cuffs
<FlameShirt> "No, /fuck/ /you/. Let me /help/." Dave yells while struggling.
<ZombieRaptor> Luvi quickly grabs them and agilely snaps them around Dave's wrists.
<Proto_Lost> "Stay the fuck down Sanderson or I will not hesitate to drop your ass."
<FlameShirt> "FUCK YOU!" Dave makes several attempts to free himself.
<RogetGMs> "Can…. can I go now?"
<ZombieRaptor> ~I will shoot him in the leg if he tries to escape~
<FlameShirt> "NO, DON'T GO. LET ME HELP!" Dave struggles towards the cops.
<Proto_Lost> "You two go on, we've got him covered." He slips them some cash. "Here, in case the hospital asks a little extra."
<ZombieRaptor> "Harley shoot him if he gets away from me!" Luvi struggles with Dave.
<ihp> Susan looks at Luvi. "Gag him, Agent Harkness. I don't care if you have to use your own gun, just shut him up."
<ZombieRaptor> (Can I knock him out?)
<RogetGMs> The cop nods, gets in the car, comforts his wounded partner, then drives off towards town at top speed.
<ihp> Susan then walks over to Dave. "What the utter /fucknuggets/ were you thinking?! The Administrator will hear about this!"
<FlameShirt> "YOU THINK I GIVE ONE /FUCK/ ABOUT THAT STUTTERING IDIOT?" Dave has a face of pure rage.
<Proto_Lost> Harley flips his scarf over his shoulder and holsters his gun before grabbing his collar and pulling him up to his feet. "You fucking put a cop in danger like that again, and I will beat the stupid out of you."
<ihp> "You will when he tells you to report to me for psych evaluations every day for the next decade!"
<ZombieRaptor> Luvi lets go of Dave, letting Harley take care of the fucker.
<FlameShirt> "Hahaha, you and what army? I could shoot you right now and you think anyone would care?"
<ihp> Susan brushes some of her red hair out of her face and huffs. "God damn it. That could have gone better."
<ZombieRaptor> "Dave. You can't outshoot me and you know that, I will blow your fucking brains out you crazy bastard."
<FlameShirt> Actually.
<FlameShirt> 4df+4 Handcuffs, like gauze, don't stop headbutts.
<Glacon> FlameShirt: Handcuffs, like gauze, don't stop headbutts.: 1 (4df+4=-, 0, -, -)
<ihp> Who are you headbutting?
<FlameShirt> Harley is close and yell-y.
<Proto_Lost> 4df+3 pdef
<Glacon> Proto_Lost: pdef: 5 (4df+3=+, -, +, +)
<ZombieRaptor> Luvi steps up to Dave and bashes him with the butt of his pistol !4df+2
<RogetGMs> Dave just kind of fails at Harley
<RogetGMs> *flails
<RogetGMs> actually no, he fails
<ZombieRaptor> 4df+2
<Glacon> ZombieRaptor: 2 (4df+2=-, +, 0, 0)
<ihp> Susan digs in her purse and takes out a ballpoint pen with a red circle on the cap. "Let me at him."
<FlameShirt> 4df+5 I AM MADE OF STEEL
<Glacon> FlameShirt: I AM MADE OF STEEL: 3 (4df+5=-, -, -, +)
<Proto_Lost> "The fuck are you going to do, draw on his face?"
<ihp> 4df+3 Susan uncaps the pen and jams the tip into Dave's neck. The pen's ink is actually a narcotic- let's say opium- that can kill in high enough doses, but the way she's doing it… nap time!
<Glacon> ihp: Susan uncaps the pen and jams the tip into Dave's neck. The pen's ink is actually a narcotic- let's say opium- that can kill in high enough doses, but the way she's doing it… nap time!: 0 (4df+3=0, -, -, -)
<RogetGMs> Luvi misses
<FlameShirt> Dave just kinda… yeah drugs… yeah, okay. Dave can deal with this. "urgh… ooo…. CAMOUFLAGE… ooo…"
<RogetGMs> Dave is sedated by drugs!
<ihp> Susan pants, re-capping the pen. "Okay… stick him in the backseat. That should keep him out until we get back."
<Proto_Lost> "…Fucking…what the fuck did you do?" He lets go of Dave's collar.
<ZombieRaptor> "Harley, drag the fuck to the car, and handcuff him to something sturdy in the back"
<ZombieRaptor> Luvi goes back to the car and tries to start the engine again.
<FlameShirt> Dave coos.
<ihp> "Opium, Mr. Newclear. Not for recreational use."
<ihp> "I had hoped that particular trick of the trade would go amiss, but desperate times…"
<Proto_Lost> "…that shit the chinks have? Jesus fuck, why do you have that shit in a pen?!" He starts dragging Dave to the jeep. "You know…we have got to talk about our relationship if you're keeping secrets."
<ZombieRaptor> ~Relationship~
<FlameShirt> Dave drools on Harley.
<ZombieRaptor> Luvi shudders at the thought of Harley with /anyone/
<ihp> "It is a remainder of my old job, Mr. Newclear. It was one of the few things they let me keep, along with my experience."
<Proto_Lost> He doesn't sound at all serious though, as he's chuckling to break up the tension.
<Proto_Lost> "Aw fuck, he's drooling."
<ZombieRaptor> Luvi revs the engine!
<Proto_Lost> He drops him in the back, wiping the drool on Dave and frowning.
<ZombieRaptor> "Cuff him to something sturdy Harley"
<ihp> Susan gets in the driver's seat. "I… will be telling the administrator about this."
<ZombieRaptor> Luvi is already in the drivers seat
<RogetGMs> Ready to roll?
<ihp> redact the first part then
<ihp> Susan is ready.
<ZombieRaptor> I think so.
<Proto_Lost> He checks his coar for his lockpicks and unlocks the cuffs, before recuffing him to one of the handrails.
<ZombieRaptor> (Passenger seat then?)
<ZombieRaptor> For Susan
<FlameShirt> "…Irressistable to a redneck girl…" Dave sings softly in his sleep,
<ihp> (Yes)
<ZombieRaptor> Luvi is ready
<RogetGMs> Who tries to start the car?
<ZombieRaptor> Luvi
<RogetGMs> It starts!
<ZombieRaptor> "Everyone ready?!"
<Proto_Lost> "Fucking finally."
<ihp> "Let's… get out of here before the cops get back. I'll write the report for this one."
<FlameShirt> "…Oh you're my favorite colorr camouflage…"
<Proto_Lost> "Good, because if I did, it'd just be me calling Dave a fucking retard."
<ZombieRaptor> Luvi takes that as a yes and makes a U-turn "Susie can you handle the map please since Dave is currently a sociopath?"
<ZombieRaptor> Luvi drives down the road, going at least 20 over the speed limit now.
<Proto_Lost> Harley is debating punching Dave just to get back at him shooting the cop.
<FlameShirt> "…Ain't nothing doesn't go with camouflage…"
<ihp> Susan nods at Luvi, taking the map.
Post-Run Soft-RP
(10:15:18 PM) FlameShirt: "…You can blend in in the country… …You can stand out in the fashion world… …Camouflage…"
(10:15:32 PM) ZombieRaptor: Luvi stops the car at the front, walks to the back, and hauls Dave inside "Susie, help me get this fuck to the Admins office?"
(10:15:48 PM) ihp: Susan climbs out of the car and nods. "Certainly."
(10:16:14 PM) ZombieRaptor: Luvi picks him up by the arms.
(10:16:17 PM) ihp: "But… I would prefer you not tell the Administrator about the fact that I have a pen that can put people to sleep."
(10:16:27 PM) ihp: "Oh! The item! Do you have it?"
(10:16:30 PM) RogetGMs: The Administratior is drinking coffee, unaware of what lurks outside.
(10:16:36 PM) ZombieRaptor: "Harley should have it."
(10:17:01 PM) FlameShirt: "…Is green and gray and black and brown and tan all over too…"
(10:17:06 PM) ZombieRaptor: "What should we tell the Admin then?"
(10:17:16 PM) ZombieRaptor: (As to what fucked up Dave)
(10:18:04 PM) Proto_Lost: Harley gets out. "He went stupid and we put him down."
(10:18:30 PM) Proto_Lost: He pulls the stupid pope out of his suit jacket. "And yeah, I got it."
(10:18:34 PM) ZombieRaptor: Luvi actually just lifts Dave over his shoulder in a firemans carry with an "ooph!"
(10:18:47 PM) ZombieRaptor: "Put it in containment"
(10:19:01 PM) ZombieRaptor: "Let's get going Susie?"
(10:19:14 PM) Proto_Lost: "Right…right, which way is containment?"
(10:19:15 PM) FlameShirt: " …turn right around and knock some jerk to the ground 'cause he copped a feel as you walked by…"
(10:19:46 PM) ZombieRaptor: Luvi points awkwardly with one arm, Dave on his shoulder
(10:19:59 PM) RogetGMs is now known as Roget
(10:20:01 PM) ihp: Susan helps Dave hobble along towards the Admin's office.
(10:20:11 PM) Proto_Lost: He shakes his head before turning to Susan. "So…dinner?"
(10:20:20 PM) ihp: "Some other time, Mr. Newclear."
(10:20:35 PM) FlameShirt: "…With all of these men lining up to get neutered…"
(10:20:42 PM) ZombieRaptor: Luvi stops at the Admins door once they get there, he sorta headbutts it to knock.
(10:20:53 PM) Roget: The Admin looks up. "Come, uh, come on in."
(10:21:03 PM) ZombieRaptor: "Susie, get the door?"
(10:21:30 PM) Proto_Lost: He heads to Containment, pope swinging on his rope.
(10:22:07 PM) ihp: Susan opens the door.
(10:22:53 PM) ZombieRaptor: Luvi walks in and half drops the drugged out Dave on the ground "Sir this man is unfit to be part of our team."
(10:23:15 PM) FlameShirt: "…I've still got a pair of balls…"
(10:23:18 PM) Aphex_ left the room (quit: Connection reset by peer).
(10:24:55 PM) Roget: "… What happened?"
(10:25:30 PM) FlameShirt: …You gave me magical… …I gave you wonderful… …Let's make this biblical…"
(10:25:31 PM) Proto_Lost: He comes a short while later, fanning himself with his hat at the Admin's office.
(10:25:44 PM) ZombieRaptor: "He went crazy randomly, fired at police, despite us having the situation under control.l
(10:25:57 PM) Roget: "… Is this, uh, true, Dave?"
(10:26:23 PM) ZombieRaptor: "Dave is uhh… Dazed, I had to beat him into submission to stop him from firing."
(10:26:32 PM) SciWeaver: +
(10:26:40 PM) FlameShirt: "…Baby, if you could would you go back to the start…?" Dave leans his head on the desk, drooling. There's a very faint smile on his face.
(10:26:47 PM) ihp: SciWeaver: go to #origins-ooc
(10:26:51 PM) Roget: "… Is he concussed?"
(10:27:04 PM) Proto_Lost: "…He's a fucking shitbird and I was asked to be part of a team, not nurse the short bus."
(10:27:12 PM) ZombieRaptor: "Possibly…."
(10:27:44 PM) ZombieRaptor: "Sir… I request immediate removal of him from our midst, he is not sane and is a danger to us"
(10:27:48 PM) Roget: "Take him to Dr. Blumen. Harriet will… question him."
(10:28:02 PM) FlameShirt: Dave sits up. "…Cut that invisible cord or I'll starve you…" Dave puts his head back down.
(10:28:38 PM) Proto_Lost: "He endangered innocent officers of the law, last time I checked sir, we were a secret organization."
(10:28:53 PM) ZombieRaptor: Luvi bends down, picks him up, and drops him off by the medical area, he knocks on the door.
(10:30:10 PM) ZombieRaptor: "Blumen! Open the fucking door and take care of this insane bastard!"
(10:30:21 PM) Roget: "Is he sedated?" comes the reply
(10:30:45 PM) ZombieRaptor: "You could say that…."
(10:30:53 PM) FlameShirt: "…With a smile on my face and a bottle in my hand, you'll find me in the gutter in the morning…"
(10:30:57 PM) Roget: "Lay him down and strap him in. I'll deal with it tomorrow."

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