[18:21:40] <Wixelt> Wilson enters the commons
[18:22:42] <Wixelt> Anyone in the commons right now?
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[18:50:12] <Nemi> A glossy black cube floats in the commons, spinning gently in place.
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[18:52:34] <Wixelt> Wilson frowns at it "What…"
[18:52:37] <Soulless> Walter peeks in the commons!
[18:52:41] <Soulless> He sees a black cube!
[18:53:06] <Wixelt> "Uh… Hello?"
[18:53:07] <Nemi> The cube is about three feet by three feet by three feet, and is levitating some five feet off the ground. It rotates slowly in the air, and appears to be perfectly level with the floor surface below.
[18:54:15] <Soulless> He looks nervous and gets his little bag. Time to move a thing to containment or well try.
[18:54:33] <Wixelt> Wilson gets up and approaches the cube
[18:54:39] <Wixelt> "Can… I help you?"
[18:55:06] <Nemi> NONE CAN HELP, TINY MEAT THING
[18:55:17] <Wixelt> Wilson jumps back in fright
[18:55:19] <Soulless> "Bonjour… W-w-we should m-move th-" He makes a baby deer noise.
[18:55:23] <Wixelt> "Wha-"
[18:55:39] <Soulless> He slowly approaches the cube and tries to push it.
[18:55:46] <Wixelt> Wilson helps him
[18:55:49] <Nemi> The words are not heard, sounding more like an overpowering bass thrumm that echoes through the inner ear and into the skull, but they are understood.
[18:56:00] <Nemi> YOU LABOR AGAINST ETERNITY
[18:56:18] <Nemi> The cube stops rotating as they try to push, but it is as if attempting to move the planet.
[18:56:38] <Soulless> He tries to push harder. QQ
[18:56:52] <Nemi> CANNOT YOU SEE THE FUTILITY OF IT ALL
[18:57:08] <Wixelt> "Shiut up and move!"
[18:57:14] <Wixelt> *Shut
[18:57:23] <Nemi> Wilson, Walter, strength!
[18:57:53] <Wixelt> 4df+2 Yeah, like that's going to do anything
[18:57:54] <Glacon> Wixelt: Yeah, like that's going to do anything: 0 (4df+2=0, 4-, 0, 4-)
[18:58:01] <Wixelt> (Yup(
[18:58:03] <Wixelt> *)
[18:58:31] <Soulless> 4df no str
[18:58:32] <Glacon> Soulless: no str: -1 (4df=4-, 0, 3+, 4-)
[18:58:49] <Soulless> Walterprobably slips on his own labcoat or something.
[18:59:20] <Nemi> Walter and Wilson attempt to move the unmoveable, break the unbreakable, stop the unstoppable, row row slip off the glossy black surface and faceplant. Ouch.
[18:59:41] <Wixelt> "My Face!"
[18:59:55] <Wixelt> Wilson picks himself up
[19:00:37] <Wixelt> "Ok, that wasn't clever"
[19:00:56] <Nemi> The Cube Looms above.
[19:02:08] <Nemi> It slowly resumes rotating.
[19:03:42] <Proto_Lost> Harley sweeps into the common room, only to stop at the sight of CUBE.
[19:04:10] <Proto_Lost> He sighs and lights a cigarette before looking at the both of them. "…right, which one of you eggheads whipped up the geometry project."
[19:04:12] <Wixelt> "Ok, listen you glorified child's toy"
[19:04:32] <Wixelt> "Get back where you came from, or so help me…"
[19:04:41] <Wixelt> Wilson blinks and looks at Harley
[19:04:46] <Wixelt> "Neither of us"
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[19:05:27] <Nemi> YOU CAN DO NOTHING
[19:05:37] <Nemi> YOU ARE FLAWED, TRANSIENT THINGS
[19:05:46] <Wixelt> Wilson kicks the cube
[19:05:50] <Nemi> WAIT AND ROT AWAY.
[19:05:55] <Nemi> CUBE is 5 feet off the ground..
[19:06:15] <LemurLord> (flying bicycle kick)
[19:06:22] <Nemi> Wilson, melee as you do some stylish kickin'!
[19:06:40] <Proto_Lost> He sighs, walking up to it. "Yeah yeah, we're brief, ephemeral things in the eye of infinity…are you done?"
[19:06:40] <Wixelt> 4df+3
[19:06:41] <Glacon> Wixelt: 2 (4df+3=3+, 4-, 0, 4-)
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[19:07:31] <Nemi> Wilson manages to kick! He doesn't quite stick the landing though, falling onto a couch nearby. The CUBE doesn't react to the kick, and Wilson might realize he probably broke something in his foot kicking something so solid as to make the concept of solid weep.
[19:07:40] <Nemi> I AM TRYING TO HAVE A NICE AFTERNOON
[19:08:15] <Wixelt> Wilson reels at the pain
[19:08:20] <Wixelt> "My foot!"
[19:08:20] <LemurLord> Roy scurries in, wondering what all the commotion is
[19:08:30] <Proto_Lost> "…right, and you do that by incessantly repeating common knowledge to us lowly monkeys?" He looks over at Wilson and shakes his head.
[19:08:30] <Wixelt> "Jesus!"
[19:09:04] <LemurLord> "You okay Wilso-what is that thing?" Roy blurts out
[19:09:07] <Wixelt> "That thing… is hard!"
[19:09:24] <Wixelt> "Like, imagine the hardest thing you can think of…"
[19:09:30] <Wixelt> Wilson shakes his head
[19:09:38] <LemurLord> (that's what she…. said?)
[19:09:39] <Wixelt> "…and keep thinking"
[19:10:10] <Proto_Lost> "…can we all please stop talking about my dick and focus on the geometry project?"
[19:10:32] <Proto_Lost> "I know it's impressive but come on."
[19:10:38] <Wixelt> Wilson stares at Harley disbelievingly
[19:11:02] <Wixelt> He shakes his head and turns his attention back to his foot
[19:11:44] <Proto_Lost> Harley's just grinning, and it's highly likely that he's drunk out of his mind. "Okay, now you…black cube…mind spending your afternoon outside?
[19:11:46] <Proto_Lost> ]
[19:11:47] <Proto_Lost> "
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[19:12:11] <LemurLord> Roy walks over to Wilson to see if he can help, "You doing alright, Wilson? What'd you do to it?"
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[19:13:00] <Wixelt> "I kicked it"
[19:13:30] <LemurLord> "Maybe you shouldn't do that," he jokes with a grin
[19:13:30] <Wixelt> "That thing is… well I would make a comparison, but Harley's ego is large enough as it is"
[19:14:08] <Soulless> Walter kind of hides behind Harley.
[19:14:11] <Wixelt> "Maybe"
[19:14:15] <Soulless> Scary black box.
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[19:15:53] <LemurLord> "Well if it hurts we can take you down to Medical, get it looked at."
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[19:16:31] <Wixelt> "It's just a sprain, I'll go down in a bit"
[19:17:11] <LemurLord> "Alright Wilson," Roy turns his attention to the cube
[19:17:35] * Wixelt is now known as WixCubed
[19:18:05] * LemurLord is now known as Lemur^3
[19:20:09] <Soulless> Walter is much scared.
[19:20:10] <Nemi> WELL SINCE YOU ASKED SO NICELY
[19:20:38] <Nemi> The CUBE rotates to one side, then travels in a perfect straight line directly upward. It phases through the ceiling and disappears.
[19:20:53] <Soulless> He uncowers.
[19:21:02] <Soulless> "I t-t-think I w-w-w-w-will go b-b-bback to my l-labs…"
[19:21:22] <Lemur^3> "Should we find out where it's headed?"
[19:21:25] * WixCubed is now known as WixCubePriest
[19:21:43] <Soulless> He skitters out.
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[19:21:52] <WixCubePriest> "Uh…"
[19:22:03] <WixCubePriest> "Yeah, i'm going to medical now"
[19:22:10] <WixCubePriest> He gets up and limps out
[19:22:17] <WixCubePriest> "Ow, ow, ow…"
[19:22:25] <WixCubePriest> His voice fades into the distance
[19:22:27] <Lemur^3> Roy grabs Wilson's arm and helps him out
[19:22:41] * Lemur^3 is now known as LemurLord
[19:23:33] <Proto_Lost> Harley rubs the back of his neck with a chuckle. "God, for a pair of labcoats, what a bunch of retards."
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[19:24:59] * WixCubePriest is now known as Wixelt
[18:54:19] <LemurLord> Is the black cube an antithesis to the orbs?
[18:56:55] <LemurLord> cube and orbs need to get into a geometric fight
[19:00:47] <LemurLord> So is everyone so engrossed in Nemi's cube thing that they've stopped talking :P
[19:01:06] <Nemi> CUBE
[19:01:13] * Wixelt cubes
[19:01:24] * LemurLord hexagons
[19:01:57] <Wixelt> I need a cube related insult. Stat!
[19:02:25] <LemurLord> who's getting insulted? The cube or a guy?
[19:02:32] <Wixelt> cube
[19:02:50] <ihp> CUBE is banned.
[19:03:02] <ihp> ?Ban
[19:03:02] <Glacon> Ban http://pastebin.com/dKqrvAED
[19:04:11] <Nemi> ~Machine Heeeead~ http://youtu.be/FmqHs_6VSzQ
[19:04:12] <Glacon> Nemi: REDLINE OST - MachineHead - length 1m 3s - rated 4.96/5.0 (320) - 87,437 views - melarhythm on 2011.06.30
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[19:05:02] <ProcyonLotor> Cube is not banned
[19:05:09] <Wixelt> Wilson called Cube a child's toy
[19:05:18] <Wixelt> Nemi?
[19:05:33] <Wixelt> How it react?
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[19:05:52] <ihp> weibutt
[19:05:55] <ihp> make a character. :|
[19:06:37] <LemurLord> .g bicycle kick
[19:06:38] <Glacon> LemurLord: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicycle_kick — Bicycle kick - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: "A bicycle kick (also called scissor kick or overhead kick) is a physical move made by throwing the body up into the air, making a shearing movement with the …"
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[19:09:57] * LemurLord resorts to junior high level humor
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[19:12:26] <Wixelt> Someone better be planning to the logs of this from Lumberjack
[19:12:34] <Wixelt> *to get
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[19:12:45] <LemurLord> ?lumberjack
[19:12:45] <Glacon> Lumberjack has been here the whole time, Trebek http://logs.scp.so
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[19:14:33] <Proto_Lost> Nemi? :)
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[19:14:48] <LemurLord> Nemi is ded
[19:14:58] <LemurLord> Nemi died to the cube
[19:15:14] <LemurLord> Never upset the cube
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[19:16:01] <Proto_Lost> DDD:
[19:16:13] <LemurLord> riemann upset the cube
[19:16:38] <LemurLord> They are dying
[19:16:38] <LemurLord> on
[19:16:41] <LemurLord> one
[19:16:42] <LemurLord> by
[19:16:44] <LemurLord> one
[19:17:09] * Wixelt is consumed by the cube. The cube gains all of Wixelt's powers.
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[19:17:52] <LemurLord> ^3
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[19:18:33] <Lemur^3> All will submit to the cube
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[19:18:42] <WixCubed> The cube is supreme
[19:18:58] <Lemur^3> The cube is everything
[19:19:03] <Lemur^3> and yet, nothing
[19:19:07] <WixCubed> The cube sees all
[19:19:19] <Lemur^3> The cube hears all
[19:19:32] <WixCubed> The cube smells all
[19:19:44] <Nemi> Back sorry
[19:19:46] <Lemur^3> The cube…. touches…. all
[19:20:06] <WixCubed> Nemi, you will become one with the cube
[19:20:28] <WixCubed> It will show you the way
[19:20:32] <Lemur^3> Thank god you're back. Wix and I may have made a new religion based on the cube
[19:20:54] <WixCubed> We are the cube
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[19:22:25] <Nemi> ey gurl if you were a bacterial family you'd be a firmicute
[19:22:41] * Lemur^3 is now known as LemurLord
[19:23:05] <WixCubePriest> You have betrayed the cube
[19:23:29] <LemurLord> The cube will always be in my heart, Wix
[19:23:36] <WixCubePriest> The cube is all
[19:23:38] <Vivax> ?????????????
[19:23:41] <Proto_Lost> Welp, I think I'm going to bed now
[19:23:43] <LemurLord> But I need to head out, forge my own path
[19:23:44] <Vivax> ???????????
[19:23:45] <WixCubePriest> The heart will not simply suffice
[19:23:47] <Nemi> niiii
[19:23:50] <Vivax> ????????????
[19:23:51] <Proto_Lost> I'm too tired to check my shit
[19:23:55] <Proto_Lost> See you later everyone! :D
[19:23:58] <Nemi> cube
[19:24:00] * LemurLord looks solemnly out towards the sunset
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[19:24:13] <WixCubePriest> Goodbye Non-Cube Proto_Lost
[19:24:37] * WixCubePriest preaches the cube to LemurLord
[19:24:42] <LemurLord> Do you see what you do Nemi?
[19:24:48] <Nemi> Yes
[19:24:58] <LemurLord> Poor Wix
[19:24:59] * WixCubePriest is now known as Wixelt